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VN350X10
11-13-2004, 14:10
Obviously the mention of having to deal with uncle, Mongo & Bullman has quelled the obviously mis-guided critique of the fair G's
Order has yet again decended & tranquility has prevailed from the Dungeon , the Lagoon & to the Penthouse.
This will probably last all of 30 seconds, as for this esteemed group, Order and Chaos are one & the same!


;z ;z ;z :soap: ;z ;z ;z ;c

VN350X10
11-13-2004, 14:12
SOMEBODY WANNA LEASE A MONKEY ????????

samurairabbi
11-13-2004, 15:27
Originally posted by VN350X10
SOMEBODY WANNA LEASE A MONKEY ????????
What kind of tax incentives are you offering?

G33
11-13-2004, 15:53
My turn to clean DNA!;f

11-13-2004, 15:53
ya, I found it rather difficult to keep my mind on running a safe firing line with those images floating around in my little pea-brain ;f;f

No more clicking on G33 posted pics before work!!;P ;P ;f ;f

G33
11-13-2004, 15:55
Just one more?;J

11-13-2004, 15:56
As many as you'd like..... ;f;f




























I'm off-duty now!!

G33
11-14-2004, 15:12
You guys OK?
Hope so.....:)

11-14-2004, 15:58
I am! :cool:

Strange day at the range, but that's done for another week. Start a new job Tuesday, looking forward to that. Prolly means less time in the 10 Ring, though....;g :( ;f

G33
11-14-2004, 17:08
:(
Miss you already.

One of the guys PM me about the photos.
They are only pics.
Highly touched up.;)

11-14-2004, 17:29
Well, it's a part-time gig, so hopefully I'll still have time for the important Dungeon stuff.... ;f;f

One of the guys PM me about the photos.
They are only pics.
Highly touched up

What's that one old song - Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.....;f;f;f

11-15-2004, 14:45
Here's a link to the strange incident at work Sunday, complete with pictures ;f;

http://glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=3299196#post3299196

VN350X10
11-15-2004, 21:38
The usual Dungeon lease back rates apply, but there might be a special Holiday Bonus rebate offering in the works also. Still waiting for a final talley from the Imperial Bean Counters before the rebate is finalized.

G33....I'm waiting in chamber #10.........
;e ;a ;a ;a ;c ;c ;)

Bullman
11-15-2004, 22:16
Originally posted by sjstill
Here's a link to the strange incident at work Sunday, complete with pictures ;f;

http://glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=3299196#post3299196

That is just pretty funky monkey there steve, never seen or heard of anything like that before. I have heard of hard primers before, but a soft one????

G33
11-15-2004, 22:32
;f

11-16-2004, 05:38
Bullman, I've come to the conclusion that Murphy likes our range ;g I've personally had 4 firearms 'blow-up' there (well, twice on 1 gun at different times,so I count it as 2 ;f). I should check into hazardous duty pay!! ;P

Back to the regularly scheduled impotent Dungeon stuff ;f;f

G33
11-16-2004, 06:18
Originally posted by sjstill


Back to the regularly scheduled impotent Dungeon stuff ;f;f

;P ;1
impotent?
;d ;d

G33
11-16-2004, 06:59
That should do it....;f

G29
11-16-2004, 07:01
Hopeless romantic she is.
;9 ;T #wav

Bullman
11-16-2004, 08:14
Just a few issues to clear up.

Impotent???? Due to recent developements with Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) I am quite certain I do not fall into that catagory.

Second, while I have never been fond of Budweiser, I would never turn down a cold beer that was offered in friendship. I know it is the king of beers, I just have a taste for the finer things:)

11-16-2004, 13:14
Originally posted by G33
;P ;1
impotent?
;d ;d

That should do it....;f

um, er, ah, yess, I do believe that, uh, worked.....;P ;f

Bullman, for sure & certain my spelling error was in no way directed towards you & the Mrs (that svelte little jersey).

VN350X10
11-16-2004, 22:09
That's why uncle doesn't get dressed up in a suit or a tux....ain't no way I wants to look impotent, folks might expect you to do impotent things....

G33
11-16-2004, 22:45
uncle,
that was the joke.
was it a Red Foxx joke?

G29
11-16-2004, 23:37
;z

11-17-2004, 08:43
Originally posted by G33
uncle,
that was the joke.
was it a Red Foxx joke?

Seems like it was old Redd ;f;f

VN350X10
11-17-2004, 21:53
As I remember, it went kinda like.....

"You gets a vasectomy, you gonna be impotent!"

"Den I needs to gets me a tuxedo".

"Why do you need to get a tuxedo?"

"Cause if I'se gonna BE impotent, I may as well LOOKS impotent!"

Yes, it was from old Redd hisself. Besides, if stealing jokes worked for Uncle Milty, why not for uncle albert ?






;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z

VN350X10
11-17-2004, 21:55
Hmmmm....'nother monkey

G33 where are you ?


Standard lease rates still apply....

Rebate from now untill Thanksgiving.....

G33
11-17-2004, 22:56
Right here uncle!
Got the brush...;f ;e
^5 ^5

G33
11-19-2004, 00:38
#wav

VN350X10
11-19-2004, 17:40
Thank you,
I'm feeling MUCH better now.......

G33
11-23-2004, 10:26
Pretty dead around here?;9

11-23-2004, 12:12
I noticed that, too.;P What gives?? Everyone sober???;f;f

ccw_bearcat
11-23-2004, 12:27
Just trying to decide which color pen ink to use on my Utah non-res CPL application. What do you guys think? Blue? Black? Sea Foam Green?

Nice meeting you on Saturday Steve. Too bad we didn't get the chance to talk 10mm and enlighten the other folks.

11-23-2004, 12:31
There'll be other days. ;f

A fairly recent customer came in with a DW 1911 in 10mm, then informed me he had a DW Bobtasil Commander in 10 on lay-a-way. He brought it in last week for me to drool over. Sweeeet little pistol!! Gots to get one (someday).

Mushinto
11-23-2004, 20:08
This thread is still going on?
ML

G33
11-23-2004, 20:48
Originally posted by Mushinto
This thread is still going on?
ML

Nope...Never.
Yar!;f

G33
11-23-2004, 20:48
OH...OH?

Sir Rabbi post does not move up the list!
New posts go above it.
Mongo, what did you touch?!;P

G33
11-23-2004, 20:50
Test!

G33
11-23-2004, 20:51
See!;g

11-23-2004, 21:59
Originally posted by samurairabbi
C'mon, sjstill! SOBRIETY in the 10-Ring Facility? What hallucinogens have you been smoking!

10.5 grains of Blue Dot ;f;f

Bullman
11-23-2004, 22:11
Originally posted by samurairabbi
What hallucinogens have you been smoking!

Has someone been experimenting with my alfalfa again?:(

That is odd how the rabbi always ends up on the bottom like that, do you think someone slipped some catnip in his beer so he always lands on his feet?;f

samurairabbi
11-23-2004, 22:57
Originally posted by G33
Pretty dead around here?;9
Originally posted by sjstill
I noticed that, too.;P What gives?? Everyone sober???;f;f

Can't speak for the Penthouse crowd, but down here in the Dungeon we have been perfecting a plan which will finally allow Bullman his cherished notion of participating in Sand Removal WITHOUT violating any provision of the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Jurisdictional Protocol Agreements. This, plus the extended logistical effort supplying the beer to the post election partying, have left us with little free time. When the plan is complete, it will be published as an administrative announcement.

C'mon, sjstill! SOBRIETY in the 10-Ring Facility? What hallucinogens have you been smoking!

G29
11-23-2004, 23:28
Originally posted by G33
Pretty dead around here?;9

Well Duh!
You spend so much time in the OAF Section making silly and goo-goo eyes at the guys there! I have work to do; no way I can keep your end up in here.
Get a grip K.


Hi guys!
B.:)

engineer151515
11-24-2004, 07:18
Originally posted by samurairabbi
..... perfecting a plan which will finally allow Bullman his cherished notion of participating in Sand Removal WITHOUT violating any provision of the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Jurisdictional Protocol Agreements..........




Something about a swishing tail.. I think. Could be very interesting. Just beware any .. uhhh.. odoriferous expulsions. Beer related, of course.

engineer151515
11-24-2004, 07:22
G33


Yar has invaded the Dungeon.


:)

Since there has been drawn a pirate connection to the expression, I'm sure it will find a home here.


yar

Bullman
11-24-2004, 08:03
Originally posted by engineer151515
Something about a swishing tail.. I think. Could be very interesting. Just beware any .. uhhh.. odoriferous expulsions. Beer related, of course.

Really now, I would do my best not to be so crass during a delicate procedure like that.

Has anyone ever experienced touching the bovine tongue? Rough, yet not abrasive..... I am told by Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) that it is rather stimulating.

I am thinking that Rabbi's post maybe got hung up in the wormhole a little bit before it settle, very intriguing phenomiwhatever.

11-24-2004, 08:07
Originally posted by G29
no way I can keep your end up in here.
Get a grip K.


There is, I'm sure, a joke of one sort or another in that innocent line ;f;f

engineer151515
11-24-2004, 08:27
My apologies Bullman. Indeed, you are a gentleman of highest standards. May I offer a toast in redemption. TO BULLMAN - the Bravest, the Strongest, the Bestest.... ummm, well, you know what I mean... ;V

Bullman
11-24-2004, 09:41
Originally posted by engineer151515
My apologies Bullman. Indeed, you are a gentleman of highest standards. May I offer a toast in redemption. TO BULLMAN - the Bravest, the Strongest, the Bestest.... ummm, well, you know what I mean... ;V

No worries engineer151515, I understand how folks come to these conclusions.... after all BS is as famous a bovine byproduct as it gets. I have almost gotten to the point where it doesn't bother me when people use it for swearing purposes, after all, I am not a deity, so it isn't REALLY taking my name in vain;f

BoomerG20
11-24-2004, 18:45
Hey Bullman,
How do you feel about Big&Richs' song "save a horse ride a COW!!.....................................BOY?"
It kinda takes you back to the days when pulling the plow was all you were allowed to do.
As the KING potentate AKA: "big bad" "major domo" "You DA Man".... of the Moooo-Moooos, how do you feel about this situation?

Not trying to cause a hemmorroid, just feeling the beer and hard cider, Lots and lots of hard cider............................mmmmmmm

Hell0 Everyone, I think I have found a HOME!!!
The Land of The Misfit Toys...........


BoomerG20

samurairabbi
11-24-2004, 19:11
Originally posted by G33
OH...OH?

Sir Rabbi post does not move up the list!
New posts go above it.
Mongo, what did you touch?!;P
Mongo has not created this condition. The Dungeon Scientific Research Unit believes the gravity waves created by the massive beer flow within the 10-Ring Resort have initiated a rift in the space/time continuum; hence the temporal displacement of my previous post. Personally, I believe this explanation is a crock, but I understand the necessity to produce something for all the grant money we have blown so far!

VN350X10
11-24-2004, 20:03
Nice to see that we're all still alive for another holiday (4 day) weekend !!

engineer151515
11-24-2004, 20:49
^6

Wisdom's words.

Bless you all.
Cheers
;c ;c ;c ;c

G33
11-24-2004, 22:33
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Mongo has not created this condition. The Dungeon Scientific Research Unit believes the gravity waves created by the massive beer flow within the 10-Ring Resort have initiated a rift in the space/time continuum; hence the temporal displacement of my previous post. Personally, I believe this explanation is a crock, but I understand the necessity to produce something for all the grant money we have blown so far!

Yar!;f

G33
11-24-2004, 22:34
Sir Rabbi has the Monkey DNA!;a

G33
11-24-2004, 22:36
Hi Boomer!:)

Bullman
11-25-2004, 09:36
Originally posted by BoomerG20
Hey Bullman,
How do you feel about Big&Richs' song "save a horse ride a COW!!.....................................BOY?"
It kinda takes you back to the days when pulling the plow was all you were allowed to do.
As the KING potentate AKA: "big bad" "major domo" "You DA Man".... of the Moooo-Moooos, how do you feel about this situation?

Not trying to cause a hemmorroid, just feeling the beer and hard cider, Lots and lots of hard cider............................mmmmmmm

Hell0 Everyone, I think I have found a HOME!!!
The Land of The Misfit Toys...........


BoomerG20

While I don't normally listen to country music (I find rock has a much better rythem when I am in the cowboy launching mode of things;f ) I have heard of the song, and I suppose it is a boon for all the cowboys of the world, Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) hasn't ever made mention of the song, so I feel she is content sticking on the bovine side of things.

By the way, You going to hog all that hard cider to yourself? ;f


Pass the jug around, lets have a welcome toast for BoomerG20

11-25-2004, 10:02
Happy Thanksgiving to y'all!

I get to go sit in a parking lot tonight for 5 hours and watch a closed store ;g ;g I would choose the holiday season to get into security work ;f;f

VN350X10
11-25-2004, 15:37
Uncle & family are trying out daughter's recipe for "Apple Stuffed Duck Breast" & of course it's being done on the Weber. A small sprinkling of apple wood chips to add to the aroma & slow cooking to bring out the flavor.
Tomorrow, a turkey will be sacrificed to the God of the deep fryer, as we will be hosting son & future daughter (not to be considered "in law", she will be accepted to the family as a daughter!)
Mrs. uncle & both daughters are then off to start the bridal countdown of shopping & more shopping, while uncle & male offspring join other non-shoppers (read males) for a night of pin shooting ! Might end up being local USPSA members vs. local IDPA members in a grudge match. We (USPSA) took them to the cleaners last time, & they have demanded a re-match, & a chance to win the prize pot.$$$.....HA!Fat Chance!

Happy Thanksgiving to all, from the Penthouse to the Dungeon, the Lagoon to the Back Forty.

Mongo, I'll let you know how the duck comes out.


uncle albert

BoomerG20
11-25-2004, 18:05
Thanks for the welcome Bullman, and hello to G33 as well,
I just happen to have enough Apple Jack left(2liter bottle) to host a small party and all are welcome. ;Y the jug is already being passed but be cafeful this stuff will sneak up on you.
The good news is that I have 20gallons of cider brewing as I write this, and when its done there will be one hell of a drunk fest. ;o
the bad news is it will take months to get to the point of drinkability.
Great forum I really enjoy reading the threads here.

BoomerG20;Y

Bullman
11-25-2004, 18:07
Uncle, I may be doing some pin shooting with my Father in law as well on Friday night.

I have to tell you all, we just let them in on the big surprise about the little calf coming our way, We wanted to tell them in person of course. We picked them up at the airport and took them to an Italian place that we like to eat at. We had set it up before we picked them up, we had pics of the sonogram in baby frames, one for the folks and one for aunt Catherine. During the prayer I thanked God for giving Grandmother, Grandfather and Aunt a safe trip to Oklahoma, I thought they were going to bring the place down, what a scene, it was great. While they were jumping up and down the help I had arranged at the restaurant brought out a booster chair with the sonogram pics on it. This is their first time at Grandparenthood, so we really made points last night.;f

G33
11-25-2004, 18:16
^c

engineer151515
11-25-2004, 18:27
Originally posted by Bullman
....... We had set it up before we picked them up, we had pics of the sonogram in baby frames.......


Very Cool. Well done, Bullman

:cool:

G33
11-25-2004, 18:48
Too early for horns in the pics I wager.

Bullman
11-25-2004, 19:40
Originally posted by G33
Too early for horns in the pics I wager.

Correct, the 8 week sonogram is pretty much a blob, but it is our little blob. As soon as I get a good pic with the horns, I will post it:)

11-25-2004, 20:57
Looking forward to it, Bullman!!

VN350X10
11-25-2004, 22:04
Nice set-up on the grandparents-to-be...Would have been a great time to have digital-video capability, I'm sure we ALL would have liked to have seen the reaction!


note to Mongo: Recipe will be sent soon. The apple stuffed duck breast was divine. Probably the 1st time I ate a sensible portion for a Thanksgiving dinner. Food ran out (as planned!) before my appetite did.


also Bullman, we'll be waiting for the horned sonogram.




uncle albert

G29
11-26-2004, 00:03
Hello to all!
Best of the holidays to everyone.
Got to talk with Gee Three Three on the phone.
She was alone this time. Work!



Found two G33 photos; maybe next week?
G33 beware!:cool:

11-26-2004, 08:16
Originally posted by G29
Hello to all!
Best of the holidays to everyone.
Got to talk with Gee Three Three on the phone.
She was alone this time. Work!



Found two G33 photos; maybe next week?
G33 beware!:cool:

woo-hoo ;f;f

VN350X10
11-26-2004, 08:49
Have we all recovered enough so as to not walk like a bunch of weebles? (not that anybody would notice a 10-Ringer wobbling.....)If so, since we are all still overly stuffed, let the party resume at it's normal debaucherish rate!
;z ;c ;z ;c ;z ;c ;z ;c

JWP
11-28-2004, 20:58
10:47 pm easten standard time

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GLOCKS ARE?

samurairabbi
11-28-2004, 21:01
Originally posted by JWP
10:47 pm easten standard time

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GLOCKS ARE?
... keeping my AR company!

Bullman
11-29-2004, 05:49
Originally posted by JWP
10:47 pm easten standard time

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GLOCKS ARE?

At present, ON MY PERSON, which means that the weekend is over, and I am at work. OH THE PAIN!!!!!;Q

PurchGuru
11-29-2004, 14:34
The newest one, winning ticket #6 ... a G31 is somewhere between here and GlockMeister ...


(tune now playing) ... Where o' where is my newest Glock, where o' where could it be, ...

engineer151515
11-29-2004, 15:01
Sweet.


375 sig - Congrats.


I'm adopted here, myself. I'll graduate to 10mm one day, when the financial fates smile upon me. I'm hoping that will be my ticket from the Dungeon to the Lagoon or (heavy breathing) ... the high Condo. I've seen photos of that place. Heavenly mountain views.

Meanwhile - I get by with a little help from my friends.

PurchGuru
11-29-2004, 15:27
Originally posted by engineer151515
I'm adopted here, myself.


Thanks! My first was a G20, followed by a G29 ... I am legit 10mm from day one! ;D ~2 ;?

But, we will let you hang around because you are thinking straight! ;F

;a

klmmicro
11-29-2004, 15:40
Isn't the 10mm Auto a dying cartridge that produces too much recoil for anyone under 200 pounds to handle? Does it not over-penetrate and break guns? I read that on the internet somewhere ... it must be true. ;f

Anyone gain any weight like I did this fine Thanksgiving?

PurchGuru
11-29-2004, 15:46
Originally posted by klmmicro
Isn't the 10mm Auto a dying cartridge that produces too much recoil for anyone under 200 pounds to handle? Does it not over-penetrate and break guns? I read that on the internet somewhere ... it must be true. ;f

Anyone gain any weight like I did this fine Thanksgiving?


That is what the wuss-cakes would like to tell you ... They are used to using those "girlie-man" rounds ... (we won't name any calibers though) ...

Probably a couple more than on Wednesday last week ... but I am over 200 pounds to start with! ;z

Bullman
11-29-2004, 16:21
MONKEY DNA ON THE NEW GUY!!!!!!!!;a hmmmm, been here since 1999, guess he ain't so new, just never seen him post here before.

PurchGuru
11-29-2004, 16:39
Have respect for your elders!!!

;L ;L ;L ;L

I was around before this thread got started ... haven't posted in it before, but have subscribed from about day one or two ...

~2 ~2 ~2 ~2 ~2

PurchGuru
11-29-2004, 17:51
Bullman,

I hope you have been careful with that monkey DNA ... hope that wasn't what your wife caught ... wouldn't want those horns you are expecting in the sonogram to turn into a prehensile tail ...

^4 ^4 ^4 ^4 ^4

Bullman
11-30-2004, 08:55
Originally posted by PurchGuru
Bullman,

I hope you have been careful with that monkey DNA ... hope that wasn't what your wife caught ... wouldn't want those horns you are expecting in the sonogram to turn into a prehensile tail ...

^4 ^4 ^4 ^4 ^4

Gee, your right, I was getting the Monkey rather frequently around that time too. ^8 I guess if Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) starts craving bananas, I know I am in trouble. Rabbi, is there a fix for this?

samurairabbi
11-30-2004, 14:47
Originally posted by Bullman
Gee, your right, I was getting the Monkey rather frequently around that time too. ^8 I guess if Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) starts craving bananas, I know I am in trouble. Rabbi, is there a fix for this?
No need to worry, Bull. The Analysis Unit from the 10-Ring Medical Center examined those sonograms. Their conclusion:

"That is the biggest load of bull we have seen this year!"

So relax, enjoy the scenery, and get ready for the upcoming Important 10-Ring Facility Administrative Announcement concerning your participation in selected Sand Removal Sessions.

11-30-2004, 14:53
Originally posted by samurairabbi
No need to worry, Bull. The Analysis Unit from the 10-Ring Medical Center examined those sonograms. Their conclusion:

"That is the biggest load of bull we have seen this year!"



GROAN!!!!;f ;f

samurairabbi
11-30-2004, 14:59
Originally posted by sjstill
GROAN!!!!;f ;f
No argument from me, Steve! Aren't you relieved that my extensive admin responsibilities keep me down here in the Dungeon most of the time, thus protecting the marginally literate 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) from extended exposure to my really horrible puns?

PurchGuru
11-30-2004, 15:06
Somebody needs to put a "bad pun filter" on Sami's Internet access ...

Bullman
11-30-2004, 16:42
Originally posted by samurairabbi
"That is the biggest load of bull we have seen this year!"

Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) uses that line on me rather frequently, in fact, she made mention of something along those lines around the middle of September;f ;)

VN350X10
11-30-2004, 19:30
Methinks that uncle detects a note of jealosy here....
The only truely BAD pun is one that you don't use on someone & then they turn around & use it on you....

;z
;z
;z
;z
;z


of course, if it is in the form of a rhyme, it's just that much VERSE

:soap:
;z

12-01-2004, 04:13
Originally posted by VN350X10

of course, if it is in the form of a rhyme, it's just that much VERSE

Oh, Uncle, that was sooooo bad ;f;f;f

VN350X10
12-01-2004, 19:35
We try to do our part to annoy and/or torment...or is that like Mel...Torme'......is that french for torment ?

12-02-2004, 11:02
Ahhh, fond mam, er, memories of "Night Court" and Markie Post ;P ;f

G33
12-02-2004, 22:56
For Steve ;)

12-03-2004, 10:15
Awwwwww, thanks!!!;z ;f

engineer151515
12-03-2004, 10:16
Ain't she sweet.


:)

12-03-2004, 10:26
Originally posted by engineer151515
Ain't she sweet.


:)

G or Markie??;f;f

engineer151515
12-03-2004, 10:29
;z

Only one lady can fill that spot in my heart.


She knows who she is.....


:)



I'm not TELLING!

12-03-2004, 10:35
Originally posted by engineer151515
;z

Only one lady can fill that spot in my heart.


She knows who she is.....


:)



I'm not TELLING!

Look left???;z ;z

That would be your avatar, not mine....

VN350X10
12-04-2004, 12:14
And may Markie Post's daughters grow up to be just like mamm....er mom.





In the words of the late Redd Foxx..."I'll be a dirty old man untill I'm a DEAD old man"




what a philosophy, huh ?




u.a.

12-04-2004, 15:04
Originally posted by VN350X10
And may Markie Post's daughters grow up to be just like mamm....er mom.


hmmmm, give new meaning to the old song "Mammy" ;P ;f ;f

Bullman
12-04-2004, 21:54
Isn't it great to be a man, and to love women????

Just makes me want to throw my head back and say MOOOOOOOO!!!!!:)

samurairabbi
12-05-2004, 16:30
At last, the long-promised

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Bullman may now participate in selected Sand Removal Efforts; he will now have jurisdiction over the instances that involve ... hmmmm, how to phrase this gracefully ... okay, got it ... the "hottie du jour". Based on his complaint from a few pages ago, this seems to be his kind of action. Maybe so, maybe not, but why argue with a guy who uses cue chalk on his left horn.

The tunnel-visioned Penthouse types (pardon my redundancy) will be intrigued to learn that one of your own ... that's right, A 10-RINGER! ... provided the conceptual breakthrough which made this development possible. To make you guys feel content within your inebriated stupor (pardon my marginal redundancy), I will relate the full story.

On election night, the usual 10-Ring debauchery WAS somewhat attenuated, as we waited in the small hours of Wednesday morning for the decisive returns from Ohio; there was actual coherent discourse occuring down at the Lagoon. At about 2AM, one of the partying 10-Ringers made a telling observation: the contracts for Sand Removal, DNA Removal, and Feather Provenance Verification, thought to be exclusive domain of Rabbi and Unkle, actually contained an overlooked provision: Rabbi and Unkle actually have the exclusive rights to these activities with G29 and G33!. The contracts do not grant any other exclusivity!

This perceptive 10-Ringer pointed out that the conduct of Rabbi and Unkle reinforced this minimal exclusivity doctrine. Unkle, as Bull so vigorously observed, seems to be in no rush for DNA Removal when Bull has the monkey, and Rabbi has even gone so far as to outsource investigation of the non-G29/G33 feather provenance sites.

I have considered this presented doctrine during consumption of several cases of '59 and '61 Lafitte Rothschild (properly chilled and decanted, I emphasize) and have concluded that this 10-Ringer is correct in his analysis. I therefore cede to Bullman the Sand Removal Effort in any non-G29/G33 hottie that may show up on any beach within 10-Ring jurisdiction. I am confident Unkle will concur with this conclusion in his field of endeavor.

I offered to publicly congratulate the 10-Ringer who formulated this brillant analytical doctrine, but he has again requested anonymity. He is the same person who has been of assistance to the Dungeon Legal Analysis Team on several previous occasions, as some 10-Ringers may remember. He has established a sterling reputation within the 10-Ring Facility for his irrational, inebriated, debauched, incoherent, round-the-clock Lagoon partying, and he does not wish to sully his hard-earned rep with anything so mundane as logical coherent consistent thinking. We in the Dungeon will continue to honor his wishes.

Bullman
12-05-2004, 17:32
This is SO COOL!!! I may have to snort, paw the earth, and sling some sand in the general direction of some..... Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey who is now looking over my shoulder);f

PurchGuru
12-05-2004, 17:56
Congrats Bullman!!!

Of course, Mrs. Bullman has now taken away your PC usage rights ... so the net results are less than expected ...

VN350X10
12-05-2004, 21:51
As I have read the previous post by my esteemed associate, the unscrutable Samurirabbi, I do in fact concur wholeheartedly. While this may have been an oversight on my part, subtle thou it may be, even to the point of nit-picking, I am able to readily accept such a thorough & unbiased assesment of the legalities contained therein.
Also, given the various biological facts, I will in fact be content to confine the DNA removal efforts on my part, to the afore mentioned 10-Ring inhabitants.
As far as Bullman is concerned, if any coaching or instructional criticism/comment can be offered, for either educational use or for keeping down the ire of Mrs.Bullman (the svelte etc), I will be more than happy to permit use of my extensive library of notes, instructional phamplets, videos, and/or any other material that I posess, in the name of sharing, for the benefits of scientific research & cosmic harmony.

Also be it noted today, that the Bears WON....& the Packers LOST !!!!

Either is a pleasure, both together on the same day is almost Divine Intervention.

Therefore, LET THE PARTYING RESUME, at a faster rate than before the announcement.(if that is even possible).

uncle albert

:soap: ;z ;c ;c ;c ;z :soap:

engineer151515
12-06-2004, 08:59
Bullman is IN.

That rocks.


Beer time!

G33
12-07-2004, 08:17
Sir Rabbi has the DNA now!;f

G29
12-07-2004, 08:20
G! Nice of you to come back.
Happy Ch!


Dearest Rabbity, we can wash that DNA off, really.;)

12-07-2004, 17:48
Originally posted by G29
G! Nice of you to come back.
Happy Ch!


Dearest Rabbity, we can wash that DNA off, really.;)

oi vey!!!;P ;P ;P

me! me! me!
;f ;f ;f

samurairabbi
12-09-2004, 15:12
Originally posted by G29
Dearest Rabbity, we can wash that DNA off, really.;)
Me not Rabbi; me Mongo. Me take over keyboard while Rabbi "distracted."

Rabbi read G29 post, then jump up and down whole bunches! Rabbi make couple of perceptive observations while jumping.

1) Rabbi note that him be 1st beneficiary of new Shared DNA Removal policy. Rabbi now appreciate Bullman's joy in being first recipient of new limited exclusivity policy in Sand Removal. Rabbi grateful Unkle agree to Rabbi's legal analysis just in time to enable Rabbi to be first off line in Monkey DNA sweepstakes.

2) Rabbi note that G29 say "we", not "I", when offering monkey DNA removal services. This pronoun usage, in context of post, make Rabbi believe him to get DNA removal service by BOTH G29 AND G33. Rabbi sure lascivious 10-Ringers (Rabbi ask forgiveness for redundancy) will agree this is indeed truly extraordinary (and enjoyable) prospect. If 10-Ringers object to Rabbi enjoying such attentions, Rabbi ask Mongo to advise such 10-Ringers to eat them's hearts out!

3) Rabbi say one thing that puzzle Mongo when he almost out door on way to chamber. Rabbi say him will enjoy partaking in "Rabbi Sandwich" with G29 and G33. This reference puzzle Mongo. Mongo check menu at 10-Ring Lagoon Deli, and there no such item on menu. What Rabbi mean?

G29
12-09-2004, 22:04
Dearest Rabbity,
We can do it. Has to be by Sunday. G33 and I are on a cruise to the warm waters for a week. She is trying to figure what to pack. T-shirt, swimsuit and deck shoes is all. She really is hopeless. Everyone knows that sunglasses are all that are required.:cool:

So relax; I will bring her back in one piece; which is the only suit she will wear.;z Reminds me of that last trip; what a hoot that was.
But that was a few pages ago.

Happy holidays to all.;H
And warmest wishes to dear Mongo.:ladiesmn:

G33
12-10-2004, 00:38
Sir Rabbi,
Hurry up!
I have to pack.

12-10-2004, 04:11
I would [reluctantly] stand in for Rabbi in this latest endeavour ;f;f

Think of me as a sort of stunt double ;f;f

Bullman
12-10-2004, 06:07
Hey G29, if you two are going on the Love Boat, would you say Mooo (the human equivalent will do, I know you probably don't speak Angus) for me to Captain Steubing? Here a few years back Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey*) and I went on a Love Boat cruise and he was so nice to us. The only time the crew ever got cross with us.. well me, was when I was doing cannon balls into the pool and it knocked all the water out. Come to think of it, most of the people pool side were a bit mad at me too. Have fun, don't get burned, take lots of pics of G33, G33, you do the same for G29. :cool: Maybe you two could find someone to take your picture so you could be in one or two together, I would go along and volunteer my services, but Mrs. Bullman (* see above) is going to the baby doc and I need to go along as well, you understand.

samurairabbi
12-10-2004, 13:26
Originally posted by G29
Dearest Rabbity,
We can do it. Has to be by Sunday. G33 and I are on a cruise to the warm waters for a week.
Me Mongo. Rabbi answer: Him already in place for DNA removal - rub away!

Rabbi also make offer for cruise. Him can have chamber, mini-dungeon, and all associated accessories set up in cruise ship engine room while you on cruise ship vacation. This enable Rabbi DNA Removal to extend beyond weekend, thus extending pleasure for ALL involved. Sound like winner to Mongo; when you need break from cruise routine, 10-Ring Resort facilities are available for your edification. Rabbi await your pleasure on this.

engineer151515
12-10-2004, 13:35
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Rabbi also make offer for cruise. Him can have chamber, mini-dungeon, and all associated accessories set up in cruise ship engine room while you on cruise ship vacation..


Engine room dungeons...

Man, as an engineer, I get enough of those on dry land. I'll just enjoy the photos when the G's get back. Is anyone watching the high condo while the G's are gone? I could volunteer to leave my familiar strawpatch here in the Dungeon to party .. . ahemmmm... watch the high condo. Very nice views to be seen there...

:cool:

VN350X10
12-10-2004, 23:13
In the absence of Sammurirabbi, G29 & G33, I have arranged for the Swedish Bikini Team to help keep an eye on things in the Dungeon. Since the entire team is familiar with Mongo, it just seemed fitting that they were invited.
In this regard, if thee good Rabbi is delayed past Christmas, Mongo won't be lonely, kinda like eliminating the "Home Alone" syndrome.
This also avoids the potential problem of Bullman coming over to cheer up Mongo & possibly incuring the ire of Mrs B. (the svelte etc), who quite frankly, in her condition may be already starting to have a shorter fuse.(note here to Bullman....if not yet, believe me, from experience, I can guarentee it's coming).

best regards to all,
uncle albert

Bullman
12-11-2004, 00:15
Oh believe me, I haven't done anything right since that fateful day I said "I moo"

I have noticed though, it takes less of my usual obnoxius behavior to set things off, guess I need to start layin low or something.

samurairabbi
12-12-2004, 12:42
Me Mongo. Rabbi send message to Mongo: Rabbi really mellow right now. Rabbi so mellow, him decide to lower embezzlement rate to 38.3% until after New Year's weekend. Mongo think this very gracious of Rabbi; it give Penthouse types additional cash flow to throw REALLY big holiday blowouts on the two holiday weekends.

VN350X10
12-12-2004, 14:49
Bullman,
Did you happen to notice when you said "I Moo" the new Mrs. said "You USED to".....

Anyhow, speaking from experience,(as Mrs. uncle & I have 2 offspring), I suggest that you might want to learn a new, technical phrase to help with the in-progress developments...
Repeat after me..."Yes Dear"...
Not my favorite phrase, but sometimes discresion IS the better part of valor.



uncle albert

Bullman
12-20-2004, 16:59
Wow, over a week without a post here? Folks must have an egg nog hangover or something.

Uncle, I don't know if I will ever get used to it, I was a bachelor for a very long time. I have been working on the "yes dear" but I have not got it going in a real believable tone of voice yet. I suppose it is just one of those "it takes time" things.:)

samurairabbi
12-20-2004, 19:42
Originally posted by Bullman
Wow, over a week without a post here? Folks must have an egg nog hangover or something.
Me Mongo; Rabbi still "preoccupied" (if you get Mongo subtle meaning.)

Mongo advise Bull: Do not get innards in uproar over week with no posts. Rabbi off in happyland. 10-Ringers in major holiday blowout mode. Dung Cru cooking up new embezzlement and tax dodge moves. Dungeon Crew keeping beer flowing smoothly. Everyone have better things to do than pad post count. This is secret of 10-Ring Resort outlook: everybody know what is proper focus of existence. When partying fall off to normal level, them get back to repartee, insults, and general appreciation of subtle nuances of reality.

mikelgo
12-20-2004, 19:45
;z ;z ;z

VN350X10
12-20-2004, 22:41
Important notice to entire 10-Ring populace....

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCLED.....


....SOMEONE HERE TOLD SANTA THAT THEY HAD BEEN GOOD.....


..........SANTA DIED LAUGHING....................


;z ;z ;z ;z .................;z ;z ;z ;z





Merry Christmas to all !

uncle albert

samurairabbi
12-21-2004, 20:36
Originally posted by VN350X10
Important notice to entire 10-Ring populace....

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCLED.....

....SOMEONE HERE TOLD SANTA THAT THEY HAD BEEN GOOD.....

..........SANTA DIED LAUGHING....................

uncle albert
Mongo wish to reassure 10-Ringers: Even if this Unkle story TRUE, Borg down here at Lagoon blowout promise to sober up long enough to have Borg Cube deliver all 10-Ring presents. Mongo think this is very classy offer by otherwise pain-in-tush Borg drones.

VN350X10
12-21-2004, 20:41
uncle will drink to that....








;c
;z

samurairabbi
12-21-2004, 20:44
Originally posted by VN350X10
uncle will drink to that....

Mongo believe Unkle will drink to ANYTHING!

Bullman
12-21-2004, 21:41
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Mongo believe Unkle will drink to ANYTHING!

I know that I will drink to anything I get the chance to drink too.

VN350X10
12-22-2004, 19:54
Ah, the honorable Rabbi again claims the elusive monkey.

Just for the record uncle has yet to find anything that he WON'T drink to, except a democommie victory or another gun law....kinda the same thing thou....aren't they..

G29
12-24-2004, 20:37
Merry Christmas to all!
We will take care of Dearest Rabbi after the holidays.

;H ;H

samurairabbi
12-25-2004, 09:08
Originally posted by G29
We will take care of Dearest Rabbi after the holidays.
I approve of this delay in the Monkey DNA Removal Operation; my presence is necessary in the 10-Ring facility fo the next 10 days to properly coordinate the holiday festivities. Duty requires that I subordinate my own pleasure, that I may properly insure the continued high standards of the 10-Ring Resort operation ... (Rabbi, that's a crock of doubletalk, even by YOUR demented standards! 'Fess up, what's the REAL reason?) ... Okay, you got me ... Sessions in the "chamber" are most pleasurable when there is an 8-10 day separation between them. When you are on a roll, like with TWO consecutive Monkey DNA Removal Sessions, you milk them for the MAXIMUM!

A procedural question intrudes, much as I hate to disrupt the partying. Both the Dungeon Linguistics Unit and the Dungeon Historical Research Team have a particularly heavy publication schedule during and immediately after the holiday period. Turns out, we're on a major roll with the scholarly dissertation crowd. It would enhance the image of the 10-Ring Resort Facility if we were to publish under the name: 10-Ring Linguistics Unit, and 10-Ring Historical Research Team. We lowly pond-scum Dungeon types would only do this, of course, after formally receiving Penthouse approval of such an action; it would be presumptuous in the extreme for us to do this on our own volition. We await your decision; if a formal 10-Ring Board vote is needed, we can fit it in between kegs.

Hope the holidays go well for everyone!

Bullman
12-25-2004, 10:43
Mooooooooerry Christmas everyone.

I got a little pappoose dealy to carry around the little calf once it gets here...... Yea!!!!!!!!

Lots of other cool stuff too.;)

VN350X10
12-25-2004, 16:03
Duly noted, however, if the vote can be inserted between 2 kegs, it will not be a majority vote. In fact, a quorum wouldn't even be close!






u.a.

G33
12-25-2004, 16:44
For 1% of the 39% I can sign for Tazz.
;f

My accountant stipulates that the 1% would leave you 38%.

G33
12-25-2004, 17:38
I have been very busy this weekend.
I lead a pirate crew from the OAF fleet and we over-ran an island nation state once known as "The Founders Club."
Bloody battles, pillage and plunder; found no guys alive to have my way with; what is up with that?

Yar!;f

Eddie C.
12-25-2004, 17:43
Originally posted by G33
I have been very busy this weekend.
I lead a pirate crew from the OAF fleet and we over-ran an island nation state once know as "The Founders Club."
Bloody battles, pillage and plunder; found no guys alive to have my way with; what is up with that?

Yar!;f



Okay, okay, you can have your way with me;f




















Never let it be said I didn't do what I could for the cause!;)

samurairabbi
12-25-2004, 17:45
Originally posted by G33
For 1% of the 39% I can sign for Tazz.
;f

My accountant stipulates that the 1% would leave you 38%.
... au' contraire, mon ami'! The analyzed syntax of your ORIGINAL offer clearly implies doing business at 1% of the EMBEZZLED take, which would be 0.39% of the TOTAL take!

I suggest we meet to resolve this issue. I suggest the Lagoon's most secluded private dining room (with private entrance and discreet staffers), fine quisine, superb wines, and all the subtle touches that would contribute to a successful seduc ... Whoops! ... NEGOTIATION.

12-25-2004, 17:47
Originally posted by G33
; found no guys alive to have my way with; what is up with that?

Yar!;f

Yar, Eddie beat me to it ;g ;f

samurairabbi
12-25-2004, 17:49
I counsel patience, sjstill. You are, after all, second in line, and G33's voracious appetite in such matters is famous among the Penthouse and Dungeon faithful. After Eddie is "consumed", you will be up.

samurairabbi
12-25-2004, 18:05
Originally posted by VN350X10
Duly noted, however, if the vote can be inserted between 2 kegs, it will not be a majority vote. In fact, a quorum wouldn't even be close!

u.a.
Unkle's point is well taken; we will adjust voting procedure to cover it.

The waiters and Lagoon Hostesses will gather proxy votes during the interludes between kegs, until a majority vote has been obtained. This should avoid any administrative inconvenience.

G33
12-25-2004, 18:44
Originally posted by samurairabbi
... au' contraire, mon ami'! The analyzed syntax of your ORIGINAL offer clearly implies doing business at 1% of the EMBEZZLED take, which would be 0.39% of the TOTAL take!

I suggest we meet to resolve this issue. I suggest the Lagoon's most secluded private dining room (with private entrance and discreet staffers), fine quisine, superb wines, and all the subtle touches that would contribute to a successful seduc ... Whoops! ... NEGOTIATION.

The pirate crew is restless.
They want to invade the Lagoon.
A natural for the fleet.
Sir Rabbi, you may wish to up your offer.;)
(% wise of course.);f

Yar!;f

12-25-2004, 18:59
Originally posted by samurairabbi
you will be up.

must.......




























resist......


















the....
















obvious....



















;f;f













YAR!!!!

samurairabbi
12-25-2004, 19:03
Originally posted by sjstill
must.......

resist......

the....

obvious....

;f;fYAR!!!! Why bother to resist the obvious! The Borg said it best: Resistance is futile!

samurairabbi
12-25-2004, 19:15
Originally posted by G33
The pirate crew is restless.
They want to invade the Lagoon.
A natural for the fleet.
Sir Rabbi, you may wish to up your offer.;)
(% wise of course.);f

Yar!;f
An interesting negotiation gambit, G33, but it lacks that indefinable something that would knock a negotiation adversary off balance. If your pirate fleet were to invade the Lagoon, YOU know, and THEY know, that the tag-team operation that is the Penthouse / Dungeon combination would co-opt them in the same way we now have the Borg signed up for party / support duty. C'mon, your pirate crew likes to party, and they know that if they end up as Lagoon CLIENTS, they would be partying ALL THE TIME, without all the usual piracy admin hassle, since the Dungeon Crew would lift that burden from their shoulders. My advice: Forget the piracy invasion threat; it carries no weight against the seasoned 10-Ring Facility staff. You do have an exceptionally wide selection of assets to use against recalcitrant negotiation adversaries. Stick to your specialties!

Bullman
12-25-2004, 22:53
I am afraid that I would have to hang with the Rabbi on this one G33, after all, the Dungeon Linguistics and Historical research group had something to do with the recent upswing in Captain Morgan advertising. And we all know how fond pirates are of Rum. Putting that into perspective alone is bad enough, but combine rummed up pirates with the skill and expertise of the Swedish bikini team for male distraction, you wouldn't stand a chance. Come to fight if you wish, but the party will take the day.;e

You said yourself that they were restless;f

G33
12-26-2004, 06:49
Tha pirates have requested a 2% (of total) loan to come party and pay for the overhead they will have. They and I will split the 2%; thus making the division of assets our issue.

The pirates wish to discuss with the Borg certain fleet upgrades.

TTFN;f

G29
12-26-2004, 15:32
Guess who I caught unaware?!;e

12-26-2004, 17:16
Holy Smoke!!!!;P ;P ;P

I'm in serious































YAR!!!

VN350X10
12-27-2004, 21:33
I believe that the proper response here is "Shiver me Timbers"

Just finished the latest book by Jimmy Buffet ("A Salty Piece of Land). As usual, the book makes perfectly good sense to one who is a designated Lagoon occupant.
In reading Buffet, one gets a fine appreciation of a pirate!

"Born a Hundred Years Too Late"

G33, don't forget, there is a new taxation schedule for the embezzeled funds that will have to be followed after 1-1-05.


u.a.

(first ed. 1st printing)

engineer151515
12-28-2004, 07:17
Originally posted by G33


The pirates wish to discuss with the Borg certain fleet upgrades.




As FirstMate G's personal volunteer for cabin boy and engineer, I can attest that fleet upgrades will incorporate the latest in drink dispensing technology, specifically designed to withstand the harsh chemical environment of the roughest and, in cases, barely aged Borg concoctions and homebrew distillates. I have found, through the trial of years of personal experience, that straining these alchemistic and difficult to identify beverages through a dirty pirate sail, (by dirty, meaning specifically treated with gunpowder/cordite residue - usually occuring naturally in the course of thread takeovers) usually removes the chewiest residues without interfering with the alcoholic "punch" of the beverage.



This means that the upgraded dispensers will not water down the drinks.




:)

Bullman
12-28-2004, 08:39
Originally posted by engineer151515
As FirstMate G's personal volunteer for cabin boy and engineer, I can attest that fleet upgrades will incorporate the latest in drink dispensing technology, specifically designed to withstand the harsh chemical environment of the roughest and, in cases, barely aged Borg concoctions and homebrew distillates. I have found, through the trial of years of personal experience, that straining these alchemistic and difficult to identify beverages through a dirty pirate sail, (by dirty, meaning specifically treated with gunpowder/cordite residue - usually occuring naturally in the course of thread takeovers) usually removes the chewiest residues without interfering with the alcoholic "punch" of the beverage.



This means that the upgraded dispensers will not water down the drinks.




:)

Has anyone ever told you how handy it is to have you around. I feel safer when I drink knowing that you have this sort of knowledge:) It is service like this that makes the 10 ring facility the best place to put on a bender;e Salut!;c ;c ;c

engineer151515
12-28-2004, 09:17
Salute! ;c ;c ;c
To the most generous Bullman and all the 10-Ringers that have taken this humble outsider as an adopted member of the Dungeon.


I've found it best to try to be of value to FirstMate G and the Captain ... [pirate accent on] least I find myself a-swimmin home. If you know what I mean .. [/pa]

Oh man - I've been Monkeyed!

G33
12-28-2004, 10:11
Stand-by for DNA removal!^~

12-28-2004, 10:13
Originally posted by VN350X10
I believe that the proper response here is "Shiver me Timbers"

Trust me, Unk, the timber wasn't shiverin';P ;f ;f

VN350X10
12-28-2004, 19:38
All uncle remembers from college chem class is that if it burns with a blue flame, it's either natural gas or drinkable !

Does this mean that the first round of drinks at this years Lagoon Blow up (or out as it might be), are on the Borg ?

engineer151515
12-31-2004, 08:56
Filtration system is straining at the bit for tonight's NEW YEARS CELEBRATION!



http://img121.exs.cx/img121/1728/pecofuel5ot.jpg

G33
12-31-2004, 21:22
Happy new year guys!;f

12-31-2004, 21:34
Originally posted by G33
Happy new year guys!;f

Right back atcha - but we still have 40 minutes left in Hoosier-land ;f;f

Bullman
12-31-2004, 21:37
MOOOO MOOOOOO... blow the man down;c ;c ;c



Happy new Yarrrr!!!

VN350X10
01-01-2005, 00:30
Looks like Bullman has read the new Jimmy Buffet book also......Anyhow, uncle has had a great feast , fitting of a Lagoon Blowout tonight. It's been 2005 here in northern Il for about 1 hr & 5 min., I'm stuffed with the mesquite grilled shrimp that I made on the trusty Weber Kettle, the best cooking appliance known to man, drinking my (#?) ultimate Mary, made with V-8 & Beefeater gin, a veritable veggie salad of garnish, & a real big glass ! Impressed potential future son-in-law with my special cocktail sauce for shrimp & in general am having a great time at home. Uncle doesn't go out on amatuer night !

A Happy New Year to all my friends & foes here in the 10-Ring, be they inhabitants of the Penthouse, the Lagoon , or the Dungeon, & a prosperous New Year (remember the new tax structure for the embezzelment quota), lest we run afoul of them damn reevinuerrs !(a job of the BATF)
To G29 & G33......Looking forward to many monkey DNA removal sessions
To Rabbi....Hope to see you at Indy this year, as it's time for uncle to make a pilgrimage
To Bullman....My best to you & the (soon to be) family.

Time for uncle to find the bedroom, as the Beefeater is working properly ! (God save the Queen?)


Happy 2005 !

uncle albert

Bullman
01-01-2005, 10:22
Thank you so very much Uncle Albert for you good wishes, you know I will keep you all posted on the progress that Mrs Bullman (that svelte little jersey) and the little one are making. Here in a couple of weeks, we go and get the first class ultrasound and should find out what brand we have.

To everyone the happiest of New Years, Uncle Albert, I hope you get a son in law who is as good a son in law as I have been, I hope it isn't too conceited of me to think that I have been a good son in law to my pop in law, but..... I know I got a really great father in law out of the deal, so I am doing my best to reciprocate.;)

G33
01-03-2005, 02:35
For Eng:

engineer151515
01-03-2005, 10:52
;z ;z ;z

The dungeon still sparkles with your presence...



;f

VN350X10
01-03-2005, 18:10
Hmmmmm......G33's evil monkey looks in worse shape than uncle was on the morning after.....

;z
;z
;z
;z
;z

G33
01-03-2005, 23:04
;f ^~

Tazz10m
01-04-2005, 18:01
***OFFICIAL 10 RING ANNOUNCEMENT***

RE: 10 RING Female Member ID Photos

Yes folks, it's that time again... time for all FEMALE members to submit your photo's for the 2005 photo ID's.

Remember, your photos and how they look are important to how you are seen, so, do your best to project your best image.

That is all for now.

Oh, one more thing... G33, i want you up in the Penthouse tonight, sharp and perky. We have a certain percentage to discuss.

Sammy, you know what to do.

samurairabbi
01-04-2005, 19:19
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Sammy, you know what to do.
Gottcha' covered, Tazz; your usual table will be ready for you.

Turns out, we are having some MAJOR negotiation action this week here in the Lagoon Resort. We have Tazz vs. G33 on the "percentage" (whatever the hell THAT is), Rabbi vs. G33 on the Penthouse insurrection to forge Tazz's approval for the name changes, the pirate fleet vs. the Borg on "fleet upgrades", G29 vs. G33 on whatever they usually contest here on 8:40PM, and the Dungeon/Pirate negotiations on an issue so secret that the lowly pond-scum Dungeon types are withholding information on it from the Penthouse types, lest we interrupt the continuity of their partying. More on this last item as things develop.

Tazz10m
01-04-2005, 20:00
Very good... oh, and better have a few more bottles of the bubbly chilled and ready at the table. Last time we had to call for more. That is totally unacceptable. Also, once we begin, any "interruptions" at the table or in the hot tub or any other time before noon the day after, will be cause for summary execution by 10.

As for the rest, let me make this perfectly clear;

10 Ring Rule #1: There will be no interruption of any sort of the 10 Ring Partying Continuum.

10 Ring Rule #2: If it aint perky, make it perky.

10 Ring Rule #3: Stilletto's MANDITORY... even in bed. NO EXCEPTIONS.

samurairabbi
01-04-2005, 20:30
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Very good... oh, and better have a few more bottles of the bubbly chilled and ready at the table. Last time we had to call for more. That is totally unacceptable.
Bottles? What's this "bottles" stuff! We will have CASES ready at the table!

The pride of the service staff requires me to add that your call for more at the last occasion could have been prevented by more accurate guest estimation on your part. You requested full provision for yourself and 10 female guests. It surely is reasonable to expect you to get the DECIMAL POINT placed correctly!

VN350X10
01-05-2005, 00:21
Tazz not getting the decimal point in the correct place explains the confusion around the "percentage" as it were....

Uncle has a great recomendation...
1) Total income
2) Deduct expenses (no padding here people)
3) Send the remainder to uncle.

I will then distribute the funds to the worthy parties, assisted by my esteemed associate, Mongo.

G29 & G33 are invited as neutral observers, to guarentee the integrity of uncle.

G29
01-05-2005, 09:21
G33 is hopelessly lost in that OAF club. I am still loyal. Hi Mongo!:) She was not pleased by that photo of her backside!!;P I thought she would kill my avatar or something. But, she is busy flirting in that goof-ball group. Oh well...

KevlarCondom
01-05-2005, 13:57
You folks are strange down here.

Q-Ball
01-06-2005, 00:14
Strange? Yes, well no, well beyond strange, bizarre, really odd, downright freakish perhaps, but strange doesn't cover it. Hang around for a while, it rubs off.
Q

Hey Everyone
Happy New Year, somewhat belatedly on the 5th but better late than never. BTW and in all seriousness. Have the rest of you noticed the general decline of civility and the increase in trolling on the rest of the board? The 10 Ring seems to be mostly immune from this phenomenon but it's getting a little over the top, up top.
Q

Bullman
01-06-2005, 01:01
Hey Q, how is ya?

And yes, I know exactly of what you speak. That Cop talk place is the worst. I thought it would be a nice place to commune with fellow flat hooves, but let me tell ya, nary a thread in that place that doesn't turn into some sort of brawl.

But on a brighter note, You can always count on the 8:40 thread as a place where you can hoist one with your pals, the most argument you will get in here is whose turn it is to do monkey dna removal.;c

G33
01-06-2005, 05:17
Nice people here indeed.
Pesky G29 however.;)

VN350X10
01-06-2005, 10:02
Now now, remember, neutral........


yes, uncle has noticed a lacking of civility on some of the other boards, this is why I tend to stay in the areas of technical interest, such as gunsmithing & reloading. Having been an engineering major in college (minor, classical music!), I just don't fit into some of the other places. I tend to see straight lines, round circles & 90 degree corners. I haven't yet metaphysical I could understand.....

I'm also starting to HATE snow....it's now deep enough that it's up to Vladimer's private regions, which wouldn't be so bad if he were a toy poodle. Unfortunately, he's a rather large STANDARD !
Even the (John) Deere doesn't care for it.
When's the next flight for Bimini anyhow ?


(frozen) uncle...

Tazz10m
01-06-2005, 19:31
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Bottles? What's this "bottles" stuff! We will have CASES ready at the table!

The pride of the service staff requires me to add that your call for more at the last occasion could have been prevented by more accurate guest estimation on your part. You requested full provision for yourself and 10 female guests. It surely is reasonable to expect you to get the DECIMAL POINT placed correctly!

Bottles, cases, what's the difference? When i say "bottles", true 10 Ringers KNOW that means CASES. But, considering the fact that you are just a low life .45 dawg'r dungeon scum slave boy, (although a pretty good one), it is easily understandable that you wouldn't understand. Hey, it's a MEMBERS thing. For what it's worth, though, i do appreciate your trying. Sammy, you just need to get a 10mm so you can properly learn to read between the bra straps and g-strings.

As for that CopTalk situation, i'm the law there, and the cops almost never call me to take care of it, so, what am i to figure except that they LIKE to draw the trolls into their traps so that they can slam them down on the hoods of their cars and sap slap them. Hey, cops like to have fun too! It's not just all about donuts, coffee, pizza and beer! And, on that note, i would like to have as many volunteers as would like to volunteer to participate in our annual "Happy New Year CopTalk Troll Bash, Slash & Burn Party." This is where we all get together, gather up a bunch of beer and pizza, donuts and coffee, (donuts and coffee for the traditional minded old timers), and go over (in mass) to CopTalk and hunt down and slaughter the trouble making trolls. Then we gather the ones that are still alive all up and hang them like ornaments in the 10 Ring Christmas tree... and burn the tree...yes... with the trolls dangling and struggling and screaming! It's GREAT fun! Anyone that participated last year can tell you! It's a troll trashing extraviganza! Bull, sharpen your horns and the rest of you sharpen your...ah... whatever you have to sharpen... and meet us all down there for the fun! I'm going now!

See you there!

engineer151515
01-06-2005, 19:59
Originally posted by Tazz10m
........you just need to get a 10mm so you can properly learn to read between the bra straps and g-strings........


Engineer thinks
Pirate sails as filtering media are running low.


But...... Bras ..... as a filter ..... hmmmmm ...


rummaging sounds in the dungeon as Engineer begins to tinker

samurairabbi
01-06-2005, 20:28
Tazz, we have a request to submit for your consideration. The Pirate Fleet crews are intrigued by the upcoming Troll Bashing Session you are running for CopTalk. They would like to participate. I believe it would be useful to allow them to do so; it would be a useful adjuctant to the Dungeon/Pirate negotiations for the upcoming mystery event. They would kick in the rum for the bashing session(s); they are clearly a cut above the usual "hey, ain't that neat" 9/40 crowd we have to put up with most of the time. I think they would be a welcome addition to the bashings AND add a new dimension to the upcoming 8:40PM Fourth Anniversary Celebration on the 10th. Wat do you say?

Bullman
01-06-2005, 21:22
Originally posted by engineer151515
Engineer thinks
Pirate sails as filtering media are running low.


But...... Bras ..... as a filter ..... hmmmmm ...


rummaging sounds in the dungeon as Engineer begins to tinker

Imagine G33 in a halter top made out of pirate sails... that would do Jimmy Buffett proud, I'm tellin ya. Argggg!

Bullman
01-06-2005, 21:23
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Bottles, cases, what's the difference? When i say "bottles", true 10 Ringers KNOW that means CASES. But, considering the fact that you are just a low life .45 dawg'r dungeon scum slave boy, (although a pretty good one), it is easily understandable that you wouldn't understand. Hey, it's a MEMBERS thing. For what it's worth, though, i do appreciate your trying. Sammy, you just need to get a 10mm so you can properly learn to read between the bra straps and g-strings.

As for that CopTalk situation, i'm the law there, and the cops almost never call me to take care of it, so, what am i to figure except that they LIKE to draw the trolls into their traps so that they can slam them down on the hoods of their cars and sap slap them. Hey, cops like to have fun too! It's not just all about donuts, coffee, pizza and beer! And, on that note, i would like to have as many volunteers as would like to volunteer to participate in our annual "Happy New Year CopTalk Troll Bash, Slash & Burn Party." This is where we all get together, gather up a bunch of beer and pizza, donuts and coffee, (donuts and coffee for the traditional minded old timers), and go over (in mass) to CopTalk and hunt down and slaughter the trouble making trolls. Then we gather the ones that are still alive all up and hang them like ornaments in the 10 Ring Christmas tree... and burn the tree...yes... with the trolls dangling and struggling and screaming! It's GREAT fun! Anyone that participated last year can tell you! It's a troll trashing extraviganza! Bull, sharpen your horns and the rest of you sharpen your...ah... whatever you have to sharpen... and meet us all down there for the fun! I'm going now!

See you there!


I have visions of me running a troll out on the plank at the end of my left horn, the dream always ends when the plank snaps under my weight;Q

samurairabbi
01-06-2005, 21:26
Originally posted by Bullman
I have visions of me running a troll out on the plank at the end of my left horn, the dream always ends when the plank snaps under my weight;Q
The Dungeon Civil Engineering Contractor Team has been placed on alert. You need not worry about such a nightmare any more.

Bullman
01-06-2005, 21:55
Originally posted by samurairabbi
The Dungeon Civil Engineering Contractor Team has been placed on alert. You need not worry about such a nightmare any more.

Is Engineer151515 on that team? If so my fears will be assauged.

engineer151515
01-07-2005, 06:42
I have your back, Bullman.



I mean, I have your weight covered...



uuhhh. I mean...


Forgive the nerdy inclinations. The technical aspects of safe conveyance will undergoe my personal stamp of calculational approval and supervisory overview of proper construction and installation technique. We will certainly incorporate your weight, the weight of your personal alcohol storage (beer kegs saddled upon your back for your personal consumption), accessory gear, and the weights of two fat, ugly trolls (one on each horn) with generous engineering margin, of course - plus kinetic effects and momentum transfers which occur naturally whilest you perform your troll butt-kicking.

I will have to emerge from my normal "beer fog" condition to perform this task with certainty, a sacrifice I would gladly perform for the 10 Ring in appreciation for letting me hang around the Dungeon.

:)



BTW - I can't seem to find a bra around here......


rummage....rummage....

G33
01-07-2005, 09:07
;P I think I know where G29 keeps some....;e

01-07-2005, 11:17
Originally posted by Bullman
Imagine G33 in a halter top made out of pirate sails... that would do Jimmy Buffett proud, I'm tellin ya. Argggg!

I think I just herniated myself;g ;f ;f

G33
01-07-2005, 15:04
^~ `l [$

samurairabbi
01-07-2005, 15:14
Originally posted by G33
;P I think I know where G29 keeps some....;e
G33, I congratulate you. You have just achieved the unachievable: You sobered up the 10-Ring. The Dungeon Logistics Unit was on its way to you to assist in the transfer to Eng 151514 of these valuable scientific research articles, when ... WHAM!!! We got run over by the Penthouse faithful moving even MORE resolutely to fulfill this mission! They had actually found a subject more interesting than beer consumption.

It may take us a few hours to get the tread marks off our backs, but be assured that everything will be in place for the start of the weekend festivities.

G33
01-07-2005, 15:15
Sorry about that....^~

samurairabbi
01-07-2005, 15:18
Originally posted by G33
Sorry about that....^~
We're not ... ... ...

MIB
01-07-2005, 17:44
;P

Craiger
01-08-2005, 05:47
[QUOTE]
Originally posted by engineer151515
BTW - I can't seem to find a bra around here......

IS this the one you are looking for???

G33
01-08-2005, 05:50
#wav

VN350X10
01-08-2005, 13:34
Engineering technical point here....
The bra WAS designed by a male, however, we can't really be sure as he (aledgedly he) was FRENCH !


All nonsense aside, WHAT'S THE DAILY BAG LIMIT ON TROLLS ??????






uncle albert

PurchGuru
01-08-2005, 14:35
Isn't it how ever far your "Wheaties" can take you?

Bullman
01-08-2005, 17:26
Originally posted by VN350X10

All nonsense aside, WHAT'S THE DAILY BAG LIMIT ON TROLLS ??????

uncle albert

Well Unc, I have always had an interest in the law from an enforcement standpoint, so, I took down the game law title at work and began perusing through to see if there is a statutory mandate concerning a daily bag limit when Trolls are the game in question. After searching high and low there appears to be no statutorial protection for trolls that I have been able to find, they do not even appear in the predator or nuisance game catagories that have no limit (although I feel that nuisance would be an apt definition for trolls). Therefore it is my conclusion that the daily bag limit for trolls is limited by the following catagories

(1) How much ammunition do you have available to expend on trolls?

(2) How many harvested trolls are you able to carry?

This does not take into consideration what one would do with harvested trolls. I doubt that they would have any nutritional value, and I don't know if anyone would want to wear a pair of Troll hide boots (durability and wearability might be an issue there) and there is only so much wall space that could be alotted for the mounted of harvested trolls. Being we are all gamesmen to a certain degree, would it be proper for us to leave them where they lay????

01-09-2005, 05:26
Originally posted by Bullman
would it be proper for us to leave them where they lay????

Turn them into a fetid, festering pile of rotting, maggot-infested flesh....































Or not ;f

samurairabbi
01-09-2005, 09:24
Originally posted by sjstill
Turn them into a fetid, festering pile of rotting, maggot-infested flesh....


Or not ;f
Indecision is the key to flexibility ... I think.

VN350X10
01-09-2005, 18:45
Well, shooting them & leaving them lay for the vultures, coyotes, etc,etc, is what we do with prarie dogs, & quite frankly, I can't see them being worth as much as a prarie dog (never seen trolls in a pet store @ $125.00/pair), so that seems to settle that.
When I went out last May for prarie dogs, I had 1000 rds for the .223, 1000 rds for the .22 Hornet & 500 rds for the .220 Swift, 4000 rds of rimfire, 250 rds for the .44 Mag & 50 snake loads for the .44 also.

1000
+ 1000
+ 500
+ 4000
+ 250
+ 50
___________
t)6800

Now since this was a standard supply for prarie dogs, I feel that I could expend at LEAST this much on trolls, per session.

There's a reason uncle has EIGHT loading presses, any5 on the bench at all times & ready to go!

?? Troll hide boots ??? Haven't given that any thought before. Would this come under the similar proscess for turning a sow's ear into a silk purse (or gun rug?)


uncle albert

;z ;Q ;z ;c ;a ;c

samurairabbi
01-09-2005, 18:56
Might deceased trolls be useful as filling for sandbags to reinforce river banks during flood stages?

VN350X10
01-09-2005, 19:04
Not sure Rabbi, as anything hit with a .220 Swift is kinda "squishy", like a pumpkin left out in the sun tooooo long. Hydrostatic shock is a beautiful thing......



uncle

samurairabbi
01-09-2005, 19:23
Originally posted by VN350X10
Not sure Rabbi, as anything hit with a .220 Swift is kinda "squishy", like a pumpkin left out in the sun tooooo long.
Point is well taken. What if we got some really big sandbags, and had Bull dump the trolls directly off his horns into the sandbags. Might that work out?

VN350X10
01-09-2005, 19:26
If the bags were "self sealing" like a helicopter fuel bladder, it just might work.

samurairabbi
01-09-2005, 19:28
Originally posted by VN350X10
If the bags were "self sealing" like a helicopter fuel bladder, it just might work.
Do you think it would be worth applying for a federal grant for a full scale feasibility study?

Bullman
01-09-2005, 20:05
I think you have it uncle,

Vultures have to eat.

Bon Appetite Birdies:)

VN350X10
01-09-2005, 20:06
Most Definately !!!!

Even if we couldn't work out a feasibility of application, the Federal funds could be applied to the next Lagoon Party, thereby subsidizing the embezzeled funds & markedly increasing our..er the Dungeon's profitabillity ratio.
With this increase in funding, we could easily cover Tazz's problem of the mis-applied decimal point, & still manage a healthy profit, at the same time writing it off as an "educational expense" under the "no child left behind" program. All we need to do would be substitute Tazz's emotional age for his chronological age & we're covered.

Perhaps we could even see fit to upgrade some of Mongo's kitchen equipment & pass it off as necessary under a "school lunch" program.



uncle albert


;c

Bullman
01-09-2005, 20:16
If the calf can be of any service to help pad the numbers on the child deal let me know. It is never to early to teach these little critters to pull their own weight, especially when we are scamming, er.... reporting these things to aid in the eductaional process. I know the little thing isn't quite on the ground yet, but like I said, you can't start too early.

Goin to the vet monday to see if the plumbing is indoor or out, and that everything is functioning as it should be in there. I will make a full report. So far Mrs. Bullman (the svelte little jersey) is doing just fine.

Moo, Bull

01-09-2005, 20:27
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Might deceased trolls be useful as filling for sandbags to reinforce river banks during flood stages?

Well, since trolls are full of *****, and everyone knows that ***** floats, that probably wouldn't work ;f;f

samurairabbi
01-09-2005, 21:00
Excellent analysis, Unkle. You da' man!

I think we can pick up even more grant money by expanding our study to differentiate the impact difference between African and European trolls.

VN350X10
01-10-2005, 18:14
Possibly even apply for a grant to search for trolls in Antarctica ?
This would be the ultimate way to keep the beer cold for the next Lagoon Bash.

engineer151515
01-10-2005, 19:37
Originally posted by sjstill
Well, since trolls are full of *****, and everyone knows that ***** floats, that probably wouldn't work ;f;f

Makes for stinky 10mm hits.....


BTW - the nerd in me says 8:40pm is 41 replies away from 3000.


Not that it matters - beer 3001, uhh I mean reply 3001 is just as important.

samurairabbi
01-10-2005, 20:05
Originally posted by engineer151515
BTW - the nerd in me says 8:40pm is 41 replies away from 3000.
Got it covered, Eng15etc. That is one of the bookends of the current 10-Ring Resort celebration. Today is the 4th anniversary of 8:40PM, which launches the blowout that will continue until post number 3000 (and probably beyond, since no 10-Ring blast ever ceases abruptly). We will have you covered while you continue with your engineering analysis of the "test articles" so gracious provided by G33.

Tazz10m
01-11-2005, 01:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Got it covered, Eng15etc. That is one of the bookends of the current 10-Ring Resort celebration. Today is the 4th anniversary of 8:40PM, which launches the blowout that will continue until post number 3000 (and probably beyond, since no 10-Ring blast ever ceases abruptly). We will have you covered while you continue with your engineering analysis of the "test articles" so gracious provided by G33.

And... the reason that no 10-Ring blast ever ceases abruptly is because no 10-Ring blast ever ceases AT ALL! Each and every 10-Ring blast goes around and around the world FOREVER! It is THE blast (BLAST) that is heard around the world... FOREVER! (And don't you forget it!)

A 10 is the BREAST BLAST in the WORLD! ^1 *hick!* ;D

Any questions?

Count down...

39...

Bullman
01-11-2005, 04:20
Just like me to miss an anniversery.;Q

It was for a good cause anyway, been at the vet's today, getting a look at our little girl calf... heifer I reckon. So here is a pic, I should have titled it hoof in mouth, but we don't want to break the whole opposible thumb thing to her yet so.....

MOOOOO! Bull

Bullman
01-11-2005, 04:21
another one in 4D, tell me what you think of little Sarah Elizabeth


Sorta looks like she is smiling to me

engineer151515
01-11-2005, 05:59
Direct posted for Bull's viewing pleasure.

Extreme congrats.......


http://img11.exs.cx/img11/4593/sarah4d5aw.jpg

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/425/thumbsucker4eh.jpg

01-11-2005, 09:15
Awww, what a cutie!






























think I'm gonna disparage Bullman's offspring and risk the mighty left horn??? ;f ;f



Seriously, though, even though its been 20+ years since I saw one of those, I still get excited about those little miracles.

Great name, too!!

ccw_bearcat
01-11-2005, 09:50
We're getting close to post number 3,000! If we time it right the big number will fall on a 3 day holiday weekend. More time to party! BTW, who's heading up the 3,000 party preparations?

samurairabbi
01-11-2005, 19:48
Originally posted by ccw_bearcat
We're getting close to post number 3,000! If we time it right the big number will fall on a 3 day holiday weekend. More time to party! BTW, who's heading up the 3,000 party preparations?
Heading up the party preparations is administrative work, and is therefore reserved, per 10-Ring Facility Operational Protocols, to the regular Dungeon personnel. Penthouse denizens exist to PARTY, not to do admin.

Permit me to engage in philosophical counterpoint to one of your observations. A three day weekend is ALREADY a prime focus of Lagoon blowout partying. Have so major an event as the 3000th post celebration coincide with an already robust 3-day weekend celebration strikes me as an unnecessary redundancy. Rabbi seeks other viewpoints on this issue.

VN350X10
01-11-2005, 21:13
My personal thoughts on this; Since the 3,000th post is so important, don't we have a vested interest in declaring a 3 day weekend whenever we see a need for it ?
On this basis also, we will probably have a need for a full week of partying when Sarah Elizabeth is born. Also, for such a spectacular event, the Borg should be extended an invitation, as even thou they are rather un-emotional, in a manner similar to Vulcans, for a birth, an inaguration or a coronation, they can ALWAYS be counted on to be lavish with gifts for the party being honored. And since they don't handle spirits very well, that leaves more for the rest of us, as the libation commitee bases the volume on number of participants, not the quantity that they can hold. For the booze requisition, a Borg is as good as a Lagooner.
For proper celebration of a birth, be it known to all present that uncle albert drinks "Crown Royal Special Reserve", the best of formal spirits.


uncle albert

engineer151515
01-12-2005, 13:42
rummage.... rummage..... bump.. thump.... drag



I found some filtration media on another forum.


Hope G33 doesn't miss it.


:)




humming sounds as the filtration unit starts up

Bullman
01-12-2005, 15:07
Hey engineer, is it ready for a taste test yet??????^7 ;Y ;c ;c

engineer151515
01-12-2005, 17:05
First brew to you, Bullman.

Might taste a little sweet until the new filters are broken in.


:)

01-12-2005, 17:19
Originally posted by engineer151515
First brew to you, Bullman.

Might taste a little sweet until the new filters are broken in.


:)

whoa, at first glance, I thought it read "SWEAT"..... ;f;f

time to get to the eye doc....;g ;g

Bullman
01-12-2005, 22:42
Thanks engineer, you are a real pal!!!:)

You know, we could probably bottle this stuff and sell it, supplement the drab dungeon income, since it seems the penthouse folks get all the "cut" from the rabbi's scheme. We could open up some walls down here, maybe put in a skylight so it wasn't so drab. Steve might have just given this sweet tasting brew a name that would sell it like hot cakes. Given the filtration media, and the sweat that he was talking about we could call it....... dare I say it for fear of Mrs. Bullman (that svelte littel jersey) finding out..... N*PP** Sweat! The guys would buy this stuff up, I am telling you. ;f

VN350X10
01-12-2005, 23:12
There is a downside to remodeling the Dungeon & making it more hospitable, as then the Penthouse types would want to move in, bringing down the property value. Far better that we retain the torches for illumination, avoid windows or skylights, etc. Besides, if we increase the avaliable light, Mongo's gourmet mushrooms (hand tended & 100% organicly raised, thanks Bullman) will suffer, more light means more photos with RECOGNIZABLE faces (or other parts!) in them, with the resultant possibility of liability, as we are known for hosting "discrete encounters".


uncle albert;c

Bullman
01-13-2005, 01:33
Depressing though it may be, I guess I should give up on my aspirations of bringing the dungeon into the light and just concentrate on my fertilizer manufacturing job. It is such an easy job I was just trying to broaden my impact here at 10 ring central. guess I should leave the thinking to the more senior members, but I sure could use a pay increase, as I will soon have an additional mouth to feed.

engineer151515
01-13-2005, 06:17
Originally posted by Bullman
.......we could call it.......... N*PP** Sweat! The guys would buy this stuff up, I am telling you. ;f



~2 ~2 ^c

You rock, Bullman.


G33 might ask for a cut. She been negotiating with 10-ring hierarchy over embezzlement funds. Brings out the pirate in her.

Of course, I don't think she's noticed that garmet missing yet.

:)

ccw_bearcat
01-13-2005, 09:03
There's a monkey going for the full 8 seconds on Bullman's back.

Sling him off, Bullman! ^c

Bullman
01-13-2005, 17:10
Originally posted by ccw_bearcat
There's a monkey going for the full 8 seconds on Bullman's back.

Sling him off, Bullman! ^c


Step right... Arch Back... spin Left...... and WHAMMMO, get out of the way of the flying monkey dna.... ha ha ha

VN350X10
01-14-2005, 18:36
Nice launch Bullman !
That sucker only made 5.248 on my Competition Electronics shot timer !

"When You are Great, They CAN'T go 8"


uncle albert

01-14-2005, 19:21
gar, I must be tired - I didn't notice the quote mark at the beginning of that "When You are Great, They CAN'T go 8", and I thought the " was inches.....;P ;P

G33
01-14-2005, 19:26
My new dungeon look.;P

01-14-2005, 19:29
Originally posted by G33
My new dungeon look.;P

hmmm, I'm not tired any more ;f;f

Bullman
01-14-2005, 19:44
Originally posted by G33
My new dungeon look.;P


That is a good look for you, I approve;f

(Not that my approval means anything of course, it does become you though)

engineer151515
01-14-2005, 22:34
Originally posted by G33
My new dungeon look.;P

Uuut ohhh. I think she's onto the secret filtration device....

G33
01-14-2005, 23:29
HeeHee!;f

MGomez81
01-15-2005, 12:02
I just wanted to wait until Page 120 to post here.

G33
01-15-2005, 13:59
Hi MG!;f

01-15-2005, 18:15
Hi Gee Tree-Tree ;f;f

G33
01-15-2005, 19:56
#wav Steve!

Ready for Deep DNA Removal.;e

G33
01-15-2005, 20:13
:cool:

01-15-2005, 20:20
Originally posted by G33
#wav Steve!

Ready for Deep DNA Removal.;e

Why, yes. Yes I am;P ;f

samurairabbi
01-16-2005, 17:21
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The Dungeon Special Event Negotiation Team has reached agreement with the Pirate Fleet on the upcoming "mystery event." In order to avoid interfering with the 4th-anniversary / 3000th post celebration sequence now in progress, we have chosen to withhold publication of the event description until AFTER the current festivities have run their course. After all, we do not wish to constrain the bombastic 10-Ring partying (pardon my redundancy) with any activity so mundane as mere "reading." Trust me, you will enjoy the mystery event we have cooked up.

G33
01-16-2005, 22:26
`p

VN350X10
01-17-2005, 17:47
Rabbi, did you alert the Borg ? They enjoy a good mystery as well as the Pirates do.
Just don't forget to let the Bikini Team in on the action. The Lagoon Girls need the competition to keep them on their......toes?!?















;e

samurairabbi
01-17-2005, 19:41
Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi, did you alert the Borg ? They enjoy a good mystery as well as the Pirates do.
We have kept the Borg informed, but they (it?) seem to be focussed elsewhere. They are, of course, in their own technology transfer negotiations with the Pirate Fleet (special note: the Dungeon/Penthouse financial structure is cleaning up big time on the catering for meals and beverage service during THESE negotiation sessions - with luck, they will continue for some time). The Borg also seem to have some really kinky 4-way conscious melding shtick going on during the celebration period, so I think they didn't really pay much attention to our admin notices. Whatever!

G33
01-17-2005, 19:46
Originally posted by samurairabbi
The Borg also seem to have some really kinky 4-way conscious melding shtick going on during the celebration period, so I think they didn't really pay much attention to our admin notices. Whatever!

HeeHee!
We are using this edge big time.
`p

Tazz10m
01-19-2005, 21:01
Originally posted by VN350X10
Just don't forget to let the Bikini Team in on the action. The Lagoon Girls need the competition to keep them on their......toes?!?

;e

I have personally taken the time and extra special effort (hey, their worth it and that makes it easy) to make sure the Lagoon Girls stay on their toes... and... to help support that effort... i have a little surprise gift for each one of them... NEW CUSTOM FIT STILLETTO'S!!! (...and we're not talk'n "knives" here kiddies!)

;K

VN350X10
01-19-2005, 21:09
Hopefully a minimum of 6" & lined with A-Grip, for a safe, secure footing, even when wet, right Tazz ?

But what does the Bikini Team get for compensation in this matter ? After all, we do want to keep things on an even FOOTING.......

m1911a1
01-19-2005, 21:13
;g ;P ;Q