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G33
04-25-2005, 10:01
For ENG.;f

engineer151515
04-25-2005, 10:08
HEY!!!!

What's my wife doing hanging out with those guys!!!



;f


Thanks G. Very cool.

PurchGuru
04-25-2005, 15:37
You had better find out ... the one on the left has a pretty BIG smile on his face ...<c>b

Bullman
04-25-2005, 15:41
Engineer doesn't have to worry about those guys, word is that his wife is gonna wastem later ;)

PurchGuru
04-25-2005, 15:51
"Later" implies time to do something else ;N in the mean time ...

engineer151515
04-25-2005, 15:53
I grin like that too.


Just before she smacks me and says GO AWAY.


:)

PurchGuru
04-25-2005, 18:12
I can't believe you fall for that ;T ... maybe she smacks you so you will go away and leave her to them ... ;T

engineer151515
04-25-2005, 20:37
I'm not too worried.


Have a N*ppl* Sweat Beer on the house. ;c (Don't let Uncle know, he'll start checking inventory)



Bullman! I'm busting out another keg.

Bullman
04-25-2005, 22:06
Ah, sweet ambrosia;c ;c ;c


You are a true brew master Engineer;)

VN350X10
04-25-2005, 23:48
I AM NOT CHECKING INVENTORY........









I'M TRYING TO FIND MY 74oz. FROSTED MUG !!!!!!!!

VN350X10
04-25-2005, 23:50
Mongo is in charge of inventory this quarter & I'm just trying to give him a smaller amount to account for.








uncle albert;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

Bullman
04-26-2005, 00:53
So thoughtful of you Uncle:)

Do allow me to assist you in this endeavor please;c ;c ;c ;c

VN350X10
04-26-2005, 20:57
By all means !





;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

G33
04-27-2005, 10:56
Signed copy.;f

engineer151515
04-27-2005, 18:30
Many tanks......
http://www.worldwar2aces.com/kingtiger09.jpg
;f

04-27-2005, 19:19
Tanks, engineer, I needed that ;f;f

Tanks to G33, too ;f

samurairabbi
04-27-2005, 20:32
Originally posted by sjstill
Tanks, engineer, I needed that ;f;f

Tanks to G33, too ;f
Originally posted by engineer151515
Many tanks......
It appears the entire 10-Ring is getting tanked!

G33
04-27-2005, 22:57
Tanks to all.
G.;f

Bullman
04-27-2005, 23:13
You know, I have the perfect pic for this occasion, Me and my good buddy Chuck standing in front of a giant copper vat (tank) in front of the Coors factory holding up our Offical Coors Beer Taster Awards. Too bad I don't have a scanner;g

VN350X10
04-27-2005, 23:57
Hmmmm..... If we could just have a picture of Ms. Welch doing time with an armoured unit, Bob Hope could be employed.

"Tanks for the mamories....."



;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c




uncle aleburp

04-28-2005, 05:23
Originally posted by VN350X10
"Tanks for the mamories....."

Was thinking of that very line Uncle, but I shomehow restrained myshelf...;f;f

engineer151515
04-28-2005, 05:36
;c ;c ;c ^5 ^5 ^5
Party's ON!


http://img97.echo.cx/img97/2733/hopebobwelch2001fv.jpg

GlockGuy24
04-28-2005, 11:45
how come I can't see the picture? Its a white box with a red X..WTF

Bullman
04-28-2005, 11:57
I can see it, have you paid your 10 ring membership dues???? If not, send $500.00 to Bullman, Rt 1 of the south 40, 10 ring 101010


Thanks;f

samurairabbi
04-28-2005, 16:02
Originally posted by Bullman
I can see it, have you paid your 10 ring membership dues???? If not, send $500.00 to Bullman, Rt 1 of the south 40, 10 ring 101010
Bull, the Dung Cru can set you up on paypal; makes getting your payment MUCH simpler.

Bullman
04-28-2005, 16:33
I don't know, sounds awfully complicated, and it would probably involve some sort of SKIM wouldn't it?????


He probably won't send me any money anyway, just figured I would give it a shot, Daddy needs a new Glock 29;f

I need money, but all I get are Monkey's..... sheeeeesh.

G33
04-28-2005, 17:44
;z Monkey hand off.;f

Bullman
04-28-2005, 18:15
Thanks for thinking of me G;e

VN350X10
04-28-2005, 20:39
Seems that GlockGuy24 has overlooked making a "donation"to the 10Ring party/retirement fund.
A suitable "contribution" could turn that little white box into a picture window.

Better make that a $5000.00 donation (minus the 39% "administrative fee") to Bullman. He's about to become a daddy & that would be a good start on Sarah's college fund.



uncle albert

Bullman
04-28-2005, 21:22
Now theres a great idea. If I can keep putting a monthly stipend of some sort in that fund, maybe I can send her someplace better than Whatsamatta U. ;f

G33
04-28-2005, 23:08
;f

G33
04-28-2005, 23:09
;e

G33
04-29-2005, 04:09
;n

bac1023
04-29-2005, 22:40
132 pages. ;G ;G

Longhair1957
04-30-2005, 09:00
Thought that you guys would like this clip!
French Landing (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/frenchtroops.html)

VN350X10
04-30-2005, 11:53
How many pages are we going to get up to before Sarah is born ? Could we make a lottery out of this?



u.a.

G33
04-30-2005, 12:31
;z ;f

Bullman
04-30-2005, 14:06
Gee Uncle, I am not real sure. Seems like posting has slowed down some lately in here, people tending more to their imbibing. Having a goal to shoot for always helps. We have a little over a month to go Lord willin. Due date is June 18, but... they say she will most likely go early, either by induction or c section. Either way, here before long I will probably be able to tell you a birthday;f

VN350X10
04-30-2005, 22:52
If she's gotta go early, May 27th would be nice. Easy for uncle to remember too.....;F





uncle albert

Bullman
05-01-2005, 00:04
hmmmm, let me guess, your birthday perhaps?? Mrs. Bullman (the svelte little jersey that she is) is in complete agreement with that date. It sounds good to her, she is in that sooner is better mode now.

VN350X10
05-01-2005, 00:12
No, uncle's birthday would be just a little too early for Sarah at this point. You ARE planning something other than a hospital trip on tuesday aren't you ? (5-3).
Actually, 5-27 is uncle & auntie's wedding anniv date. Haven't forgotten that one in 32 years so far. Don't plan on forgetting #33 either. Getting ready for prarie dog safari & there is way too much equipment avaliable if auntie gets mad !

For uncle, May is a partying month! Sarah may (HAHAHAHA) as well get in on it!
;V ;V ;+



uncle albert

Bullman
05-04-2005, 17:43
Well, we are going more regular now, We have an appointment tomorrow so I will be posting something about progress tomorrow afternoon sometime.


The Mrs. Bullman (her svelteness) can hardly stand it :)

engineer151515
05-04-2005, 20:19
Beware. When the wife gets into a house cleaning fit at midnight, time is very, very short.


For a preview of what's in store, you may want to review the video - Bill Cosby "Himself" - 1983 - skip to the part on birth of his first child...


:)

When the first wave of labor pain hit Camille (Cosby) ... "wooosh" ... Camille stands up in the stirrups and announces to the hospital staff that Bill's parents were never married.

Well .. that's a nice way of wording it....



Have a brew future Pappa........;c

Bullman
05-04-2005, 21:41
Originally posted by engineer151515
Beware. When the wife gets into a house cleaning fit at midnight, time is very, very short.


For a preview of what's in store, you may want to review the video - Bill Cosby "Himself" - 1983 - skip to the part on birth of his first child...


:)

When the first wave of labor pain hit Camille (Cosby) ... "wooosh" ... Camille stands up in the stirrups and announces to the hospital staff that Bill's parents were never married.

Well .. that's a nice way of wording it....



Have a brew future Pappa........;c


I have seen it, I expect Sarah to come out looking like a lizard. ;b Thanks for the brew, I am sure I will need it.

Bullman
05-06-2005, 01:49
Well, the doctors visits were just fine today. Started off with a non stress test, Sarah kicked it's butt. Then off to the doc, he said things were going fine and ordered more tests, after all, he wouldn't want me saving any money up for that Glock 29, or a 20 for that matter.

Spent this evening working on her room, we have half a border up, and I have a crib half assembled, so you know what I have planned for tomorrow.;c :)

VN350X10
05-06-2005, 18:40
Wha'tcha expect....The Dr. is saving up for HIS G 20 ! At your expense of course. Glad to hear everything is O.K. & on schedule.



uncle albert

engineer151515
05-10-2005, 13:05
20134, 20135, ... Oh, Hey Bullman.


Just checking N*ppl* Sweat Beer inventory before the big celebration.



Now, where was I ...



20136, 20137 .....

http://img245.echo.cx/img245/7953/beerkeg2gr.jpg

05-10-2005, 13:44
Wa-hoo, that's a lot of jugs, er, barrels!!;P ;f

G33
05-10-2005, 15:51
Originally posted by sjstill
Wa-hoo, that's a lot of jugs, er, barrels!!;P ;f

HeeHee!;f

Bullman
05-10-2005, 17:48
Wow, am I ever thirsty, hot day here in Western OK, wind was blowin, I could sure go to work on one of those jug....Kegs;)

joey'sGlock23
05-10-2005, 20:34
I missed the 3000th post!!!!, The streak is over, my soul is crushed, stupid being sent to war and making me miss my post. Anyways, later.

VN350X10
05-10-2005, 20:58
Oh quit your blubbering Joey.....ya still got your Monkey.....



Mongo, please get Joey one of those N sweat brews....so he can see what was going on in his absence.

G33
05-10-2005, 22:05
Hi joey!!;f ^5 #wav

joey'sGlock23
05-10-2005, 23:12
GASP you're right, I was so devastated I missed having the monkey. I must be slipping in my old age. I guess I have alot of reading to do........bt it's good to be back!

G33
05-11-2005, 05:10
;z

Bullman
05-11-2005, 08:13
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
GASP you're right, I was so devastated I missed having the monkey. I must be slipping in my old age. I guess I have alot of reading to do........bt it's good to be back!

And it is good to have you back Joey, hows things????:)

VN350X10
05-14-2005, 23:25
Well Joey, what do you think of this batch of "N" Sweat Draft ? Sorry you missed out on the very 1st run with the original filtration system, but the 2nd batch is still verrrrrrry smooth.

Note to Bullman...we need to have Susan re-post her spy photos of the Pirate HQ ASAP. They seem to have gotten lost in the time warp, that Eric claims was a server problem. Poor fellow really doesn't know HOW important the 10 Ring is in the universe. Maybe the Borg wern't satisfied with our last offer? Too bad they can't appreciate a fine beverage, so offering them "N" Sweat Draft wouldn't help anyway.

Ideas ??



uncle albert

Bullman
05-15-2005, 05:21
We do seem to have lost some time here, must have been a nasty little whammy they threw at us. I do see that Joey is still at 100 posts, so I want to re post my congratulations to him for entering the elite 8:40 century club

Bullman
05-15-2005, 06:14
I might also add that Mrs. Bullman (the svelte little mommy jersey) has informed me that little baby sarah has "dropped" into position, it won't be too long now, maybe just in time before Uncle goes on his hunting junket:)

05-15-2005, 06:23
On a vaguely 10mm related note, I'd like to thank Sir Rabbi for assisting in spotting & retrieving 10mm brass at the range Saturday. His assistance was invaluable ;f;f



We now return you to 08:40 PM, already in progress (or would that be regress??? I get so confused....) :cool:

samurairabbi
05-15-2005, 08:38
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
I missed the 3000th post!!!!, The streak is over, my soul is crushed, stupid being sent to war and making me miss my post.
My original reply to Joey's predicament was lost in the memory-hole catastrophe with the server. Oh well, since I am merely a lowly servile pond-scum Dungeon Type, the loss of my post counts for very little in the larger pattern of the continuity of life in the 10-Ring Resort.

Joey, help is on the way. The Dungeon Legal Staff, in company with the Dungeon Linguistics Unit and the Dungeon Research Team, is devising a way for you to be credited with the 3000th post. The server crash, along with the enormous logistical effort keeping the beer flowing smoothly this weekend, will delay the publishing of our legal brief on this subject until the party downshifts to a slightly less exuberant level. We acknowledge, of course, that the party never ENDS in the 10-Ring, but it does have certain ebbs and flows in its continuity.

engineer151515
05-15-2005, 08:39
Originally posted by Bullman
I might also add that Mrs. Bullman (the svelte little mommy jersey) has informed me that little baby sarah has "dropped" into position, it won't be too long now, maybe just in time before Uncle goes on his hunting junket:)



"We got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!"

G33
05-15-2005, 10:08
Originally posted by samurairabbi
My original reply to Joey's predicament was lost in the memory-hole catastrophe with the server. Oh well, since I am merely a lowly servile pond-scum Dungeon Type, the loss of my post counts for very little in the larger pattern of the continuity of life in the 10-Ring Resort.

Joey, help is on the way. The Dungeon Legal Staff, in company with the Dungeon Linguistics Unit and the Dungeon Research Team, is devising a way for you to be credited with the 3000th post. The server crash, along with the enormous logistical effort keeping the beer flowing smoothly this weekend, will delay the publishing of our legal brief on this subject until the party downshifts to a slightly less exuberant level. We acknowledge, of course, that the party never ENDS in the 10-Ring, but it does have certain ebbs and flows in its continuity.


Very yes!;f

susan28
05-15-2005, 10:25
HAH!! like cockroaches, can't stand the light of day, those blaggards! but i kept the negatives.. it'll take more than a pot-shot at our server to bury *this* one.. the evidence is painted on their walls!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/22-Photo22.jpg

Bullman
05-15-2005, 10:31
Thanks for the repost Susan,

Their blatent display of faux monkeys is enough to sicken even the most hearty of 10ringers, the animals. I should whup out the 1006 and place a shot across their poop deck;)

Bullman
05-15-2005, 10:31
Howdy G33, you said you would see me here and I reckon you did!;)

VN350X10
05-15-2005, 20:30
Ah yes....and now back to re-negotiating the treaty with the Borg...

Susan, many thanks for keeping the negatives. This might be all we need to set Bullman AND Mongo at the dastardly,rum swilling,underhanded,decietful,.......wait a minute, I may have gone to college with these guys. Sound like people I know....Ah old age leads to such great confusion about these things....KEELHAUL THE BASS#$*^@!..............

Bullman
05-15-2005, 20:43
Originally posted by VN350X10
KEELHAUL THE BASS#$*^@!..............

My sentiments exactly. I am chalking up the left horn as we speak, so as to send them over the bow in smart fashion ;)

VN350X10
05-15-2005, 20:54
"You may fire when ready Gridley" !!

G33
05-15-2005, 21:00
Yar!`p

susan28
05-15-2005, 21:05
and when you've up-ended the last of them, we'll *scuttle* the rig!! time to break out the long guns.. ::fetchin Maggie May from the rack:: never put to sea without 'er! YARRRRRR!!!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/maggie2.jpg

VN350X10
05-15-2005, 21:08
AAARRGHHHH !!! Shiveer me timbers 'tis a lass with a pump gun. A girl that knows how to rack'em !~1

samurairabbi
05-15-2005, 21:20
Originally posted by VN350X10
This might be all we need to set Bullman AND Mongo at the dastardly,rum swilling,underhanded,decietful,.......
Unkle, an administrative question intrudes: How can we prevent the 10-Ring faithful who meet this description (well, ALL of them would meet this description!) from being included in the sweep?

VN350X10
05-15-2005, 21:22
Ah Dear Rabbi, 'tis simple.
They're the ones WITHOUT the parrots ****ting on their schoulderss.

More "N" Sweat draft over here pleashe....

Bullman
05-15-2005, 23:27
<---------- Ummm, this isn't really what it looks like.


I am going under cover to flush the barnicles out in the open. When they do come out in the open, I hope susan starts workin that slide action like she was playing 76 Trombones;)

joey'sGlock23
05-16-2005, 05:04
I'd like to thank everyine who voiced thier support in what has been a truely devastating time to me. This even goes for the lowly dung cru who seem to still be up to there dung like ways, prefering inferior calibers and probably prefering digital cameras over film, but thankfuly my G29 and my Leica M3, and all of the full 10 ring members still endevor to keep them in thier places, it brings tears to my eyes. the 1200 odd post I've missed will still take some time for me to catch up on, it's even more posts then all of 8:40 was when I read it in one sitting.

G33
05-16-2005, 10:48
;z

Bullman
05-16-2005, 21:09
Need to update your monkey list too Joey:)

VN350X10
05-16-2005, 22:27
thanks to my daughter.. we have a monkey for sarah.. may (harharhar) as well get her started early...

susan28
05-17-2005, 09:46
browsing the archives here, making sure the Pirates haven't purloined any of our monkeys (unlikely since they've stooped to painting them on their walls, but never underestimate their propensity for diversionary tactics)


Originally posted by Tazz10m
Of course! :cool:

Of course, (again) the cabana boys are members...

and, well...membership does have it's advantages!

(Some of us LOVE to be told what to do...)

;f

::clickin' the lock on Tazz's cabin door and headin' abovedecks::

exit, stage EDEN..

and yep, forewarned is forearmed, Bullman!!

samurairabbi
05-22-2005, 07:22
Originally posted by VN350X10
Ah Dear Rabbi, 'tis simple.
They're the ones WITHOUT the parrots ****ting on their schoulderss.

More "N" Sweat draft over here pleashe....
The nefarious Dungeon Types (pardon my redundancy) have paused their illicit crashing (again, pardon my redundancy) of the weekend Lagoon weekend debauchery (once again, pardon my redundancy) to request that I, in my capacity as Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident, congratulate Unkle on his superb insight in resolving the administrative issue of identifying the Pirate Crew personnel milling among the Penthouse faithful at the party activities. We lowly servile pond-scum Dungeon COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED this simple solution to the IFF/targeting problem. We wish to acknowledge that there ARE times when the psychotic 10-Ring mentality (still again, pardon my redundancy) is useful in administrative manners.

We request that Susan, when doing her "selective removal" of the Pirate Crew, 1) use a tight pattern choke on her weapon, and 2) exercise superb control on her shot placement. It would be boorish in the extreme to injure any PARROTS during the removal effort. Even the Pirates, who are accustomed to enduring rough handling by outsiders as part of their looting shtick, never put their Parrots in jeopardy of trauma injury; I think we should follow their example.

susan28
05-22-2005, 08:03
Originally posted by samurairabbi
We request that Susan, when doing her "selective removal" of the Pirate Crew, 1) use a tight pattern choke on her weapon, and 2) exercise superb control on her shot placement. It would be boorish in the extreme to injure any PARROTS during the removal effort. Even the Pirates, who are accustomed to enduring rough handling by outsiders as part of their looting shtick, never put their Parrots in jeopardy of trauma injury; I think we should follow their example.

i think the Bullman, with the mood those monkeys have got him in, will probably make short work of the Pirates with that freshly-chalked horn (just *hoping* here that the parrot on *his* shoulder landed there after he bucked its master overboard)..

and i figure his lovely 1066 would make the plank look pretty good to any stragglers, and when he was done with that and safely back to us, yours truly (watching with delight from the Penthouse balcony) could scuttle their rig with her trusty sailing companion..

now, Maggie's a Marine 870 with a fixed Cylinder bore, but the upside is that she eats slugs like a cat eats galley-rats..

samurairabbi
05-22-2005, 09:03
Thank you for your rapid response, Susan. All in the Parrot Security Team are reassured that full precautions will be in place to prevent any Parrot from suffering trauma injury.

Originally posted by sjstill
On a vaguely 10mm related note, I'd like to thank Sir Rabbi for assisting in spotting & retrieving 10mm brass at the range Saturday. His assistance was invaluable
I was pleased to be of assistance in the noble task of preserving the supply of 10mm reloading brass. We down here in the Dungeon are accustomed to normally paying forty nine cents per ton for .45ACP brass, and we know the $23 per ounce rate you Penthouse types must pay for YOUR brass is a continuing and onerous burden on your finances. We stand (or stoop) ever vigilantly to avoid the loss of even ONE precious 10mm casing!

G33
05-22-2005, 21:57
;z

joey'sGlock23
05-22-2005, 23:34
G33 pics up post #3333, very cool

G33
05-22-2005, 23:38
Hi joey!;f

samurairabbi
05-23-2005, 22:52
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23 This even goes for the lowly dung cru who seem to still be up to there dung like ways, prefering inferior calibers and probably prefering digital cameras over film, but thankfuly my G29 and my Leica M3, and all of the full 10 ring members still endevor to keep them in thier places, it brings tears to my eyes.
Actually, Joey, this lowly Dung Cru denizen can pull rank on you: I still have my Leica IIIA and IIIF cameras.

Nyaaa, Nyaaa!!!

engineer151515
05-24-2005, 08:20
I see the strech limo is being prepared to transport 10-Ring party goers for the Memorial Day Weekend blowout.


http://img88.echo.cx/img88/2851/stretchvett7pt.jpg

Bullman
05-24-2005, 10:31
A corvette limo, very cool:cool:

G33
05-24-2005, 11:12
;P ;f

Bullman
05-24-2005, 12:45
I think I forgot to report on our last visit to the doc too. We had another ultrasound and noticed some motion that we were advise is breathing practice, which is something babies do I guess. Everything looks good, the estimated weight (plus or minus a pound) is currently 8 pounds, 3 ounces. Sarah is going to be a big baby. Should be any time now, I hope. Momma is getting anxious.;P

engineer151515
05-24-2005, 13:03
Originally posted by Bullman
.......some motion that we were advise is breathing practice, which is something babies do I guess.....


breathing practice

punching practice (for potential siblings)

and - if they can find a gun in the womb, TARGET practice!!!


:)

Good thing there are no guns in there.

susan28
05-24-2005, 16:56
COOOOOL G33=3333 !!

COOOOOOLLL 10-Ring Vette thing!!

well past halftime almost calftime!!

28 = up way late :) ..doing manual seek-and-destroy on a pesky virus on this borrowed computer.. wouldn't let me run norton, reformat, view task manager or run a command.. prolly thought i'd cower and wave the white flag being a peaceful dj and all but little did it know i was an ex programmer.. and a *10-Ringer* !!!

wondering if i got it from Gunbroker, i'd been following the bidding on a certain Delta there and they had a warning up last week about a Phishing scam and i'd been getting funky emails all week before my system crashed..

bbl, gotta go check that 'Delt again :), got my NAV holster unsnapped this time..

Bullman
05-24-2005, 17:29
Good luck on the delta, shoulda never got rid of mine, but that was when I was young dumb and well, just stupid and I traded a lot in those days. Now, if a 10 enters the corral, it won't be leaving.;)

susan28
05-24-2005, 18:39
ah, it's gone.. i think yesterday was the last day..

hefty price but very nice..

nice gear engineer!

the lack of sleep has got me rhyming,

could this post have monkey timing?

joey'sGlock23
05-24-2005, 20:27
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Actually, Joey, this lowly Dung Cru denizen can pull rank on you: I still have my Leica IIIA and IIIF cameras.

Nyaaa, Nyaaa!!!


Wow, I am impressed, I greatly desire a III series. Preferably a IIIc or IIIf. I'd tip my hat to you if I wore one. Perhaps we can compare during the next 10ring blow out. It's been a long time since the M3's had the company of other Leicas and I think it would enjoy 'slumming it' with a couple of screw mounts. (hehe just kidding, VERY nice cameras, if you don't mind I'd like it if you could post up a pic of them)

samurairabbi
05-25-2005, 04:26
Originally posted by susan28

hefty price but very nice..

nice gear engineer!

the lack of sleep has got me rhyming,

could this post have monkey timing?
"The job is done, I used a gun!"

"Enough dumb rhyme, we're wasting time!"

"One more poem, and I go home!"

(Quoted from Mad magazine, sometime during the '60s)

susan28
05-25-2005, 08:29
"i've always been Mad, i know i've been Mad, i've been Mad for %#&$'n years" ..

i liked the issue that said, "...and completely ignore AMY CARTER"

VN350X10
05-25-2005, 16:20
Amy WHO ?????

samurairabbi
05-25-2005, 20:55
Originally posted by Bullman
A corvette limo, very cool
If you Penthouse Types ask real nice, we might let you drive our turbocharged Lambourgini beer truck!

joey'sGlock23
05-25-2005, 22:44
we need Imperial Star Destroyers

engineer151515
05-26-2005, 05:25
Originally posted by samurairabbi
If you Penthouse Types ask real nice, we might let you drive our turbocharged Lambourgini beer truck!

Yes, the beer truck (as we lovingly refer to it) is also being readied for express re-stocks of N*ppl* Sweat Beer when 10-Ringers report the need.

http://img89.echo.cx/img89/2456/beertruck9mv.jpg

Bullman
05-26-2005, 09:03
Wow Joey, guess the long time away kinda starved you for Monkeys. now you have the last three in a row, a sort of Monkey Trifecta or Monkey Turkey or somehting (Check with Rabbi on the proper terminology on this one).

Anyway you say it, you have quite a herd of Monkeys a growin there;)

G33
05-26-2005, 11:03
;z ;f

Bullman
05-26-2005, 12:21
Like the new avatar G ;) ;3

05-26-2005, 12:25
Best avatar yet, Gee!!:cool: ;3 ;3 ^5

susan28
05-26-2005, 13:47
what kinda boost ya runnin' on that Diablo, engineer? i'm not familiar with that particular unit but looks like some serious psi!!

VN350X10
05-26-2005, 17:45
The Corvette limo ain't bad, the Lambo needs more capacity for "N"Sweat Lager, but the pressing (pushing?) question here is ....
Where Is Sarah ????? It don't get no easier , it's time to make a move !

Seriously, any time tomorrow (5-27-05) will be perfectly acceptible.



(anxious)uncle albert

Bullman
05-26-2005, 20:56
Well, she is giving mama Bullman (less than svelte at the moment) fits tonight. Just before supper I reached over for a tummy feel and it was like a braille version of a bruce lee flick. I am thinking anytime, and for me, tomorrow is as good as any.

G33
05-26-2005, 23:18
Thanks guys.:)

I have my fingers crossed for little Bull, mom and big Bull.;)

susan28
05-27-2005, 21:38
::noticing G33's new attire with eyes narrowed:: all these patches-n-parrots are makin' me nervous..

..i don't see any ships in the harbor and pirates don't do wetsuits.. G33's a tribal elder and Bullman packs a 1006 and pirates only pack .45's.. what calibre *are* G33's *anyway*?

no, this is craziness... ::skulking over to the keg, curling up on the floor and inserting the hose in my mouth, nervously clicking a 'coupla 165gr DT's around in my palm like Bogie on a bender, still watchin' G33 outta the corner of my eye::

BENDER! ah, Futurama's on.. yes.. good..

::bolting out of the room suddenly and swan-diving off the Penthouse balcony into the pool:: adult swim!!

EEK it's SCOOBY DOO.. NO adult swim on Friday. and me all wet, grrr.. guess Shaggy's not the only one who's easily spooked!

but my hyper-vigilance may save the crew someday (just make sure i check my guns at the clubhouse door)

Bullman
05-27-2005, 23:00
Susan, G33 most likely would be armed with one of her 10mm project guns, she has an Oly 10mm AR upper,and a punched out Smith 646 for starters

I think she has money, at least more than I do.;)

joey'sGlock23
05-27-2005, 23:37
Dear Sammi,

I recently had an idea that may prove to be benefical to all concerned (namely us) while only violating several laws and morals. I'd like access to a large private dungeon room in which to set up an advanced hydroponics system for the reckless production of plants which secret substances illegal in most of the world. Once production is up and running we could extract this substance and feed it into the alcahol supply at the next blow out. Once everyone developes a 'taste' for it we can can begin to provide it to them at a mere 35,000% markup. This will not only prvide the lower reaches of the dungeon with fresh oxygen from the plants, but will add a nice padding to the 12.28% (43.65%) skim the dungeon accounting staff has been using for years. Please express your intrest or lack thereof and we can begin preliminary work immediately.

From the Penthouse,

Joey

G33
05-27-2005, 23:39
Very yes on the money.;f
My pirate fleet and the Borg fleet came to an understanding some time back.
Funding is steady and plentiful!
Thanks BTW to Sir Rabbi and his crew.

Weapon info is restricted due to the Borg-Pirate agreement.
We have intel, thanks to Sir Rabbi and his crew, that inter-dimensional beings may present a hassle--minor one.

So, much of the tactical info is confidential at this time.
We can say, that the armament is awesome in the extreme.
10mm is a fixture in the battery.
The latest DT loads blasted a rip in the time-space fabric...
Even duct tape will not work.

Again, all is under control. uncle, engineer, mongo, Sir Rabbi and others are on it. "It" is also classified.

EOM

;f ;b

susan28
05-28-2005, 06:16
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
Dear Sammi,

I recently had an idea that may prove to be benefical to all concerned (namely us) while only violating several laws and morals. I'd like access to a large private dungeon room in which to set up an advanced hydroponics system for the reckless production of plants which secret substances illegal in most of the world. Once production is up and running we could extract this substance and feed it into the alcahol supply at the next blow out. Once everyone developes a 'taste' for it we can can begin to provide it to them at a mere 35,000% markup. This will not only prvide the lower reaches of the dungeon with fresh oxygen from the plants, but will add a nice padding to the 12.28% (43.65%) skim the dungeon accounting staff has been using for years. Please express your intrest or lack thereof and we can begin preliminary work immediately.

From the Penthouse,

Joey

excellent idea, Joey.. despite our best efforts this Penthouse *can* get a lil stuffy at times, i think some air-conditioning might be just the thing to liven things up a bit..

Prohibition always has been a Pirate's best friend and, well.. *heavy sigh*.. advanced weaponry, secret alliances, cute pirates.. they've got the smuggling routes secured and are in bed with the Borg.. it's only a matter of time now before we're all assimiliated.. why fight it??

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!

imma go see what seven-of-nine's doing tonight..

susan28
05-28-2005, 06:48
Originally posted by G33
EOM;f ;b

::skulking back over to the keg, dipping the nozzle into some sweet sticky stuff from one of Joey's projects and re-inserting the feeding tube:: ah, now *that's* what i call a "hot fix" ..

who says EOL has to be painful..

note to Rabbi/tech staff:

since we'll *all* be alphanumeric soon, our insurance will have to be updated to incorporate tech support into the Penthouse Hospice program.

submitted 5/28/2005 by s28
cc: s28, G29, G33

samurairabbi
05-28-2005, 09:17
Originally posted by susan28 submitted 5/28/2005 by s28
cc: s28, G29, G33
Susan, the Dungeon Admin Crew was instantly mobilized to cover all the administrative items/questions offered in this frenzy of Friday posting by the Penthouse faithful. You all may party hardy this weekend, assured that the ever vigilant Dungeon Types will prevent disaster from overtaking the 10-Ring; in fact, we Dungeon Peons are so faithful and vigilant that we may, if necessary, actually REDUCE the amount of time we surreptitiously spend in the weekend Lagoon Blowouts! We know the proper priorities in life.

However, one item has puzzled us: in your last incoherent rant ... (Careful, Rabbi! Susan28 is clearly a rising star in the 10-Ring Facility firmament!) ... good point ... In your last ADMINISTRATIVE EXPOSITION, on the Courtesy Copy (cc) list, you listed s28, clearly a variant of YOUR OWN handle. If it IS IN FACT you, then this inclusion of the memo's AUTHOR on the cc list could later be used by our numerous opponents, foremost among them being the 9 and 40 crowd, as a weapon in the tactical interplay during caliber wars.

If this s28 is NOT a duplicate of your Susan28, then we must adjust the 10-Ring membership listing to note his/her/its eligibility to attend 10-Ring events at no charge.

We wish to note that we Dungeon Types are in NO WAY disturbed by your developing conspiracy ... Whoops! ... COORDINATION! ... with G29 and G33 on such matters. On 8:40PM, the female gender acts pretty much as it pleases; we guys are jockeying so hard for "chamber time" that we would not object to anything!

Bullman
05-28-2005, 11:45
Originally posted by susan28
since we'll *all* be alphanumeric soon, our insurance will have to be updated to incorporate tech support into the Penthouse Hospice program.

submitted 5/28/2005 by s28
cc: s28, G29, G33

hmmmm. we will all be alpha numeric eh? Well I'll be dipped. I guess I might as well beat the rush and get one of the good numbers before they all get taken. I think I could pick one of several and be pretty happy. My number picking would center around old fighter plane designations, from the gun fighter days (You know, ones with props on them). My selections could be F4U, P51, P47 (one that fits my persona well), F8F (a late comer, but impressive). Of course...I would have to rearm any of these choices, most of which with the exception of F8F with a new re engineered (you paying attention here 151515?) machine gun chambered for a new necked down .50 bmg case that fires a 10mm slug (perhaps sjstill could help me with the loads on this beast, I would imagine that velocity would be UP)

I guess all I really need to do is pick one of the four, decisions decisions, I might need some help here, but I reckon you all guessed that.;? ;I ;I ;I

susan28
05-28-2005, 11:52
sorry for the confusion, Rabbi.. s28 is infact me but is not a registered GT handle. i was just abbreviating to save wear on my lovely trigger finger, which sees alot of action as it is without being subjected to the ravages of the keyboard from my hunt-and-peck typing style. or perhaps G33's frequent contact with the Borg causes her posts to radiate such mathematical power that i succumbed to alphanumeric reduction without realising it.. (explanation subject to change as circumstances require) ..

the cc visible list was included just for Dungeon records but you're right about the paper trail, communications floating around GT commons outside the Penthouse/Dungeon facility are subject to interception and should be minimised.. but there's no conspiracy here.. truly, there isn't.. if there was i'd tell you..

and every bad boy deserves favour, which is why the "chamber" is open 24/7 here at the Lagoon (or so i'm told) and i must say you Dungeon dwellers do a lovely job of maintaining it.. makes a new girl feel right at home!!

susan28
05-28-2005, 11:56
P51's are sooo sexy and those "10 BMG" guns should work great in those nice flush-mounted wing guns.. did they come in front-rear seat configuration though for svelte co-pilots + lap personnel?

but i'm ahsamed to admit i haven't heard of the others.. got pics?

Bullman
05-28-2005, 14:31
Originally posted by susan28
P51's are sooo sexy and those "10 BMG" guns should work great in those nice flush-mounted wing guns.. did they come in front-rear seat configuration though for svelte co-pilots + lap personnel?

but i'm ahsamed to admit i haven't heard of the others.. got pics?

Any copilot (be she a svelte little jersey) I fly with will be named Mrs. Bullman (or I would be getting a sharp left horn you know where)

As far as the pics go, you bet, I can show you all the pics you want.


You may know them by their other names, such as this F4U Corsair, made by Chance Vought

Bullman
05-28-2005, 14:33
Or the Republic P47 Thunderbolt, sometimes referred to as "the Jug". It was the best armed of the machine gun crowd with 8 BMGs so we would be sportin a lot of 10mm there.

Bullman
05-28-2005, 14:36
Too late to fight in WWII the Grumman F8F Bearcat was just starting to make it to front line Navy units when hostilities ended. I packed some 20mm cannons instead of .50 BMGs We would really have to neck those puppies down, but just think of the velocity

Bullman
05-28-2005, 14:39
I won't cheat you on a Mustang either, you are right, they are mighty sexy, seems like I have seen some that were converted to two seaters.

There are also several platforms of English descent, even one from Germany that would make the cut also. Mustang's got a lot of their sex appeal from the Spitfire via the Merlin engine. But now I am starting to sound like a WWII aviation history professor.

VN350X10
05-28-2005, 14:58
As I'm already alpha-numeric, I think i'm safe here. Joey, you had better investigate the tax structure, or better yet have the Dungeon Legal Services Dept. investigate the potential tax liabiliity of your proposed hydrophonics agricultural undertaking, lest we become enquagmired in a silly "Ponzi" type operation. When a pyramid is up-side down, it's not real stable.

Ah yes, the famous P-51. One of my college profs. flew a P-51 in Europe & Korea. If memory serves me correctly, the European bird was a P-51D, & his bird in Korea was a P-51G(?). Total of 1 Folke-Wulfe, 3 ME-109's & 2 MiG's over his career. Not enough of a score at any one time to be an "Ace" (need 5 confirmed in any one theater of operation), but enough for decent bragging rights over brews at the local. Good prof. too, sadly we buried him about 5 years ago. The warriors ARE getting old. We are losing about 1500 WWII vets a day right now. The youngest that a WWII vet could be is about 77 yrs old, assuming that he lied about his age & was able to enlist at 17.
Our freedom to operate this & other threads are DUE to the sacrifices made by those who have gone before us. Honor Them!

:soap: :soap: :soap: :soap: :soap:

uncle albert;?

VN350X10
05-28-2005, 15:08
Remember Bullman, for evasive manuvers in a P-47, you ran around in the cockpit. It was about the LARGEST single seat fighter ever built in the WWII era. It also carried a radial motor from a bomber (don't remember which one) which was why it was so large.
Just remember, "Ain't no replacement for Displacement". Too bad the German Luftwaffe was the first known hot-rodding use of nitrous-oxide.
Yeah, the Nazi's had spray on a lot of their aircraft. Made good use of it at times. It's code name was operation HA-HA (not joking on this one!)


uncle albert

VN350X10
05-28-2005, 15:10
Sorry about stealing the Monkey Joey.


Bullman, do we have a Sarah report yet ?




(very nervous) uncle albert

engineer151515
05-28-2005, 16:21
Originally posted by Bullman
.......(you paying attention here 151515?) ...........

I was inspecting the temperature logs on the chilled N*ppl* Sweat kegs when I ran across this.

I checked on the numbers in my "handle" 151515 - and realized that they could add up to 6 6 6 . ;P

Coincidence notwithstanding, I'd like to pay a Memorial Day homage by using BB60 - in honor of the USS Alabama in Mobile Bay. Her respectable 16"/45 cal guns served our nation well.

http://www.angelfire.com/va3/bb60/images/war%20diary/Bombardment.jpg

samurairabbi
05-28-2005, 16:39
Originally posted by engineer151515
I was inspecting the temperature logs on the chilled N*ppl* Sweat kegs when I ... checked on the numbers in my "handle" 151515 - and realized that they could add up to 6 6 6 . ;P

Eng15etc, don't sweat (pardon my horrible pun) that fallacious numeric coincidence. The Dungeon Linguistics Team, together with the Dungeon Numerical Analysis Unit and the Dungeon Historical Research Battalion (damn - everybody is piling in on this action!), have long ago concluded that the "666" shtick that concerns you is in fact a "false positive." Your 151515 handle actually adds up to 18, not 666. Eighteen is a magical number within the 10-Ring sphere; it is the age at which a foxy lady becomes eligible to be a Lagoon Hostess!

susan28
05-28-2005, 20:30
they're all pretty.. one looks like Howard Hughes's racer from The Aviator.. and of *course* i was referring to Mrs Bullman.. and room for the sveltelet on *her* lap.. ::shaking my head:: you boys and your imaginations...

when i was just a kitten i used to like those Cox tether-planes (back then "radio flyers" were expensive and only for big kids), my first one was "Miss America", a stars-n-stripes P51, then i got a Corsair (the chrome-silver one).. i loved them both..

and ya displacement rules but small cranks make it happen! i've had a couple big-blocks in my day but never resorted to "the bottle" .. that stuff's like meth for engines, win the race but lose the car.. or the war as it were..

not surprising about the Nazis (never knew that though!), since Hitler was the original tweakmeister and he shared the joy with his troops.. guess he didn't want his planes to feel left out.. excess forfeits all gains?? someone on this board quotes that.. though it does sound funny tumbling from the lips of a 10-Ringer :)

i still wanna know what kinda fan engineer's got on that 'Lambo..

and ya uncle yer good to go i think.. all cross-compliant and ready for G33's time-space disast.. i mean revolution.. 350x10.. that 's alotta chevys.. or alotta 'tenners :)

Bullman
05-28-2005, 20:57
Originally posted by VN350X10
Remember Bullman, for evasive manuvers in a P-47, you ran around in the cockpit. It was about the LARGEST single seat fighter ever built in the WWII era. It also carried a radial motor from a bomber (don't remember which one) which was why it was so large.
Just remember, "Ain't no replacement for Displacement". Too bad the German Luftwaffe was the first known hot-rodding use of nitrous-oxide.
Yeah, the Nazi's had spray on a lot of their aircraft. Made good use of it at times. It's code name was operation HA-HA (not joking on this one!)


uncle albert

That would be THE radial engine, The Pratt Whitney R2800. The Corsair, P-47 and the F8F Bearcat all used that motor in one incarnation or the other. later models of the corsair and thunderbolt had water alcohol injection to help them out at high speeds, instead of the funny gas. the bearcat was probably the evolution of the fighter plane equipped with the R2800. The P-47 was large no doubt, lots of ducting back and forth through the fuselage for the turbo supercharger, which sat behind the pilot. The Bearcat was the designed as the smallest possible airframe around that engine. 18 cylinders of air cooled radial engine. 2000 plus horsepower.;f

engineer151515
05-28-2005, 21:02
Originally posted by susan28


i still wanna know what kinda fan engineer's got on that 'Lambo..



Actually, the turbos are direct engine mounted. The Dungeon crew mechanics, after careful calculation and testing, realized that there was sufficient horsepower for speeds into the 200+ mph range. These needs were identified as absolutely essential for express deliveries to the Penthouse. (Ohhh, how I LOVE the view when I get to drive delivery to the Penthouse) Therefore, and to accomplishment of Penthouse express orders, the attachment you see on the vehicle is a cleverly disguised, refrigerated, extra capacity beer keg.

[sigh] The Penthouse. Ohhhh myyyyy.

susan28
05-28-2005, 21:22
i thought that turbo looked familiar :) and yes Lamborghinis are kinda like Glocks, not much room for improvement.. but that's a *normal* cap keg by Penthouse specs, dahling.. and yes, the view from here is divine, isn't it? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/24-Photo24.jpg

G33
05-28-2005, 22:23
Memo:

G33
05-28-2005, 22:26
Memo #2:

G29 and I have noted that Sir Rabbi has an amazing number of posts--somewhere in the 600s. We thank him for this communication effort given all his duties?;P ;f

Bullman
05-29-2005, 00:31
Originally posted by VN350X10
Sorry about stealing the Monkey Joey.


Bullman, do we have a Sarah report yet ?




(very nervous) uncle albert

Talk about nervous, it is getting down to the wire here. The waiting is getting unbearable, and have considered trying to jar her lose.;f Doc said if she is not here by the 8th of June, then he is going in after her cause she is just getting so big. She is sizing up to be a 9+, maybe even a 10, which is her daddy's favorite number after all;f

Congrats rabbi on the 600 post mark, I just passed Tazz myself, almost to 300:)

susan28
05-29-2005, 07:06
memo noted G33.. ::fanning myself:: my my this florida heat does overwhelm at times..

and wow max. 10 dsys til D(delivery)-day.. everything ready at home, then? walls painted furniture in place? (getting sympathetic nesting pangs here)..

Bullman
05-29-2005, 08:45
Yes, we are pretty much there, got a boarder put up in Sarah's room, I have assembled all the new baby furniture and Mrs. Bullman (TSLJ) has stocked the changing table with all the diapers we received at the showers.

We are ready.;P

VN350X10
05-29-2005, 09:24
I'm getting the message here that Mrs.Bullman (the soon again to be svelte etc) is MORE than ready !

note to susan28....
The German usage of NoX was for evasive & emergency usage only. If a pilot activated his system, he had to have a REAL good reason, a ton of paperwork to fill out & the more bullet holes in the fusalage, the less hell he caught for using it.
The problem isn't so much the accelerated wear & stress, but rather the thermal shock to an already hot motor.
and NO, my alpha-numeric has nothing to do with chevy.....Can you say VihtaVouri N350 & 10MM ? This is the ultimate shooters cocktail !





uncle albert

susan28
05-29-2005, 11:25
so although the NoX was heck on the BloX it occasionally spared them from hitting the RoX but even the aces got put in their places at paperwork time.. some things never change..

i see i hit a hot button with the chevy comment, sorry 'bout that :) i love saying "VihtaVouri" but i'm not a reloader (yet) so not up on the numbers but sounds like yer a heckuva bartender..

and sounds like you're all ready, Bullman!

susan28
05-29-2005, 11:25
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susan28
05-29-2005, 11:32
(deleted *triple* post) la boton delete no esta working..

samurairabbi
05-29-2005, 15:00
Originally posted by Bullman
That would be THE radial engine, The Pratt Whitney R2800. The Corsair, P-47 and the F8F Bearcat all used that motor in one incarnation or the other.
Permit this lowly Dungeon Denizen to add to this list: The Grumman TBF Avenger. While the 10mm types are understandably focussed on the hot fighter designs, we of the old slow .45 caliber crowd feel an affinity to that classic navy torpedo bomber. After all, if you want to sink a 68,000 ton battleship, hot fighters are NOT the optimum solution!

VN350X10
05-29-2005, 15:42
note to susan28:

Be informed that puns, posting in rhyme, & posting in rhyming puns, may well be considered as a head start on an internship as a Lagoon Girl, as the properly warped sense of humor that is required for the job is usually acquired thru years of study & tutorship.
Since you already seem to posess this, perhaps an advanced course of drink balancing & assistance at Monkey DNA removal procedures would be in order at this time.

Drink balancing refers to the ability to carry 2 Manhattans, at the same time, without spilling either, as the proper Manhattan for uncle is made with Segrams "Crown Royal Special Reserve" & Tribuno sweet vermouth, a delightfully tasty & smooth combination. Did I mention that they are approx 1 liter size, & served straight up ? Also, they must be brought to uncle in a timely fashion, so as to permit drinking them before they get warm.(remember, straight up, not on the rocks)
A schedule for this advanced training will be forthcoming, after the variouus required facilities are arranged thru the kind S.Rabbi & his highly efficient & talented staff.


uncle albert


P.S. here....

I am also avaliable for private lessons in proper reloading procedures & techniques, & my fees are MOST reasonable.


u.a.

susan28
05-29-2005, 17:23
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/TBF.bmp
very nice, Rabbi. this would be ideal for a family man such as Bullman, having dual cockpit and even a turret for the lil ones (how delightful!). and it does seem to possess enough firepower to successfully engage one of those big ice cubes should the Borg consider its alphacentric i.d. provocational while cavorting with G33's Pirate Fleet in the inner atmosphere..

however - in the interest of diplomacy - i might suggest the following 10-Ring-style solution: the TBF for "family outings", and Bullman's choice of HF's for escorting G33's fleet on diplomatic "missions" to the Lagoon..

susan28
05-29-2005, 18:05
and those Manhattans sound exquisite, uncle.. however, one should beware of Lagoon Girls bearing drinks, lest one go to sleep in the Penthouse and wake up in the Dungeon! the best way to avoid this is to teach by example (lest one be accused of lack of empathy), and to that end i'd be happy to help field-test your procedures.

ever seen one standing on two separate cases of coke bottles whilst balancing a drink in each palm? it's a goodie, providing both entertainment and practical training.. works on cabana boys as well but they're not as good at it, having, as they do, a higher center of gravity..

here are your drinks, uncle.. these low-cap glasses were all i could find on such short notice, but i think you'll find they pack quite a punch..
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/632386313238772336tng_mix_Crown_manhattan.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/632386313238772336tng_mix_Crown_manhattan.jpg

G29
05-30-2005, 07:06
Dearest G33:
Do not worry about Dear Rabbi having the lead in post counts in this thread. It is part of his silver tongue charm and administrative duties in service to the Penthouse elite.
Please focus on work and buying more 10mm guns for us.
:)

G33
05-30-2005, 07:09
Dearest G29,
A 10mm owner should own first place in the post count!
Just cause you and Sir Rabbi like The Chamber...
Hey Tazz!
What is up?
Why is Rabbi getting away with all this?
Thought we had him under control.
Really?!;P ;Q

susan28
05-30-2005, 15:12
*****foot, which means a delicate, soft step comes from the imagery of a cat's careful tread. To *****foot is to proceed with caution, subtlety, and delicacy. The term is American in origin and dates to at least 1893.

On the other side of the pond, however, *****foot has a different meaning--someone who advocates prohibition. A *****footer is a teetotaler. This usage derives from William E. "*****foot" Johnson, an American prohibitionist who traveled to London in 1916 to spread the good word. Johnson claimed his nickname came from his "cat-like policies in pursuing lawbreakers in the Indian Territory." Johnson was proud of his nickname (either that or he made up the story about pursuing lawbreakers to cover up an embarrassing nickname). Fortunately, the English did not take him seriously and used it properly (i.e., derisively).

VN350X10
05-30-2005, 15:41
Remember.....

Beer is proof that God loves & wants us to be happy.




this isn't original, but it fits.............



Remember Our Vets Today !!!

Smn.2c Edward Henry Wright
7-Dec-1941
BB-52 U.S.S. Arizona.


(10 Ring note here...The U.S.S. Arizona is NOT de-commisioned. She is still considered a "Ship of the Line", even thou she is a National Monument.)

Seeman Wright was uncle albert's uncle.


uncle albert


;? ;? ;? ;?

susan28
05-30-2005, 16:06
cheers, Seaman Wright!! ;c you too uncle ;c

Bullman
05-30-2005, 16:30
To Seaman Wright ;? ;? ;? ;? ;?

He still mans his post and maintains a watch over Freedom

;w ;w ;w ;w

samurairabbi
05-30-2005, 19:20
Originally posted by G33
Dearest G29,
A 10mm owner should own first place in the post count! ... Why is Rabbi getting away with all this? Thought we had him under control.

Yo, G33! I can provide a valid explanation for this post-count situation! Please, don't do anything rash until you consider my reasoning.

As was pointed out, much of my posting is directed toward important 10-Ring Facility administrative announcements. Such posts by this lowly servile Dungeon Peon take the load off the exalted Penthouse Types, thus sparing them the burden of having to sober up and actually performing real work. Being sober long enough to post an important admin notice is, of course, beyond the capability of the standard-issue inebriated 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy.)

Additionally, I believe the concentration on ABSOLUTE numbers, rather than posting RATES, distorts the Dungeon/Penthouse posting balance ... (Rabbi, you blew it! The Agreement Protocols specifically require the Penthouse name to ALWAYS be mentioned first! After all, it is THEIR forum) ... sorry ... the Penthouse/Dungeon posting balance. The Dungeon Types are sober FAR MORE the 10-Ring Penthouse Types; it should be no surprise, therefore, that a Dungeon Type gets disproportionately more posts than a Penthouse resident. Sobriety does have its rewards.

We in the Dungeon, of course, do not wish to take advantage of this sobriety imbalance. I have therefore undertaken to hold my PERSONAL posting rate to UNDER ONE HALF of the Dungeon embezzlement rate. In this effort, I have succeeded! My 17.64% posting rate on 8:40PM is UNDER half the 39% embezzlement rate, so I think criticism of me is unwarranted ... (Rabbi, there is a problem in your accounting.) ... How so? ... (Your posting rate IS under half the ACTUAL 39% embezzlement rate, but it DOES exceed half of the OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED thirty FIVE percent rate!) ... Okay, but only by just a little bit! ... (Rabbi, the Dung Cru is a PROFESSIONAL ripoff outfit; "just a little bit" is not up to our standards!) ... Hmmmmm ... you're right; our standards are worth defending. I apologize ... (Apology accepted; we understand the oversight.)

Of course, now I have to figure out something to cover the situation, or the Penthouse will be razzing me for the rest of the summer ... (Actually, Rabbi, they would have to sober up before they realized they could razz you on such a detail.) ... I don't know about that! Several of the Penthouse faithful have shown unexpected competence in administrative matters. THEY might notice ... (Rabbi, they would have to read this far into this post to even have a clue to what is happening! They're not the kind of crew to read long boring admin notices.) ... Oh yeah? Check out the sniffer program; a couple have begun reading this post! ... (Damn, you're right! Don't worry; we'll distract them! 10MM OVERPENETRATES AND HAS TOO MUCH RECOIL! There, that will keep them off the trail for a while.) ... Okay, back to the problem: How to I bury this standards violation? It appears I would have to stay off this thread long enough to let my posting rate fall below 17.5% while still ... (Rabbi, our delaying mechanism isn't working! The 10-Ringers are coming back to read this post at an unexpectedly rapid rate!) ... Maybe I can slow them down: THE 40S&W IS A SUPERIOR EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT TO THE ORIGINAL 10MM CONCEPT! ... (Damn, that is one cheap shot on this forum! Maybe it will distract them.) ... Okay, back to my predicament. What if they, in (an admittedly brief) sober moment, notice my violation of 8:40PM posting protocol --- Wait a minute! --- I've got it! An idea that will make them so grateful to me they will overlook ANY administrative oversight on my part!

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IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Samurairabbi is distributing FREE brand-new Starline 10mm brass at this time in the foyer of the Underground Range. Limit 3000 cases per 10mm reloader. Packing and transporting assistance will be provided to any 10-Ringer insufficiently sober (pardon my redundancy) to make such arrangements him/her/itself. See you there!
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(Good move, Rabbi! After that landrush, they won't care about 17.64% of ANYTHING! A bit expensive for you, though, isn't it?) ... Expensive for me, YES, but getting out of this admin bind is worth that big bar tab on the brass. Besides, summer is a big party season here at the Lagoon; I'll make it up with my cut of the action on the bar and entertainment grosses. The 9 and 40 crowd are big spenders, and there certainly are a lot of them! I will recoup my expenditures by the July 4th blowout.

engineer151515
05-30-2005, 19:32
Originally posted by samurairabbi
......... I will recoup my expenditures by the July 4th blowout.



Ohh man. July 4th blowout. We need to get going on the beer batches....

G33
05-30-2005, 20:37
;Q
Bought this to ease the pain....

susan28
05-30-2005, 20:42
Rabbi said:

Additionally, I believe the concentration on ABSOLUTE numbers, rather than posting RATES, distorts the Dungeon/Penthouse posting balance ...

"i believe what we have here is a failure to communicate"

<<10MM OVERPENETRATES AND HAS TOO MUCH RECOIL!>>

the high velocity of the 10mm combined with the proper projectile allows it to exceed both the .45's impact diameter *and* KE; after initial impact, the shockwave actually decreases overpenetration compared to slower/heavier projectiles while imparting more stopping effect.

and the *recoil* is simply the product of the inherrent *weaknesses* of the various 9 and .45 platforms being *exposed* by the more powerful 10. proper weapon configuration is a must, and 10-Ringers are up to the task, but we wouldn't be subjected to this inconvenience were it not for the *complacency* of the masses willing to "make do" with the status quo! "what ya need, is ta get yer mind right.."

<****E 40S&W IS A SUPERIOR EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT TO THE ORIGINAL 10MM CONCEPT!>>

ok now THAT does it!!! i didn't wish to bring this up earlier, since Bullman, uncle and i were making a solemn (drunken) toast to a family member of one of our own, but this is *also* the 0th anniversary of my first monkey, and i believe you shall have the honors, dear Rabbi..

i've had my eye on uncle's wares for some time now, you might check to see if any of them feature DNA removal attachments, just to make it interesting yes?

(our delaying mechanism isn't working! The 10-Ringers are coming back to read this post at an unexpectedly rapid rate!)

::banging the refresh button repeatedly:: sniff *that*!! heh heh heh... and don't think i missed that error either.. P before D in *this* alpha(numeric)bet.. and that's *30* percent, bucko! ;L nice try!!

now where were we... ahhhh, yess.... ;W

Superior Evolutionary ^$&@*%#@#% paper-cased ^%$% &*%#^!%^@!!!!

samurairabbi
05-30-2005, 20:54
I think that, at least as Susan 28 is concerned, I am off the hook for my sloppy accounting. She even seems to have overlooked my protocol violation in putting Penthouse 2nd in the title. ... Whoops, she caught the P/D reversal! Looks like I get some MAJOR chamber time SOMEWHERE! Eat your hearts out, 10-Ringers!

susan28
05-30-2005, 21:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi
I think that, at least as Susan 28 is concerned, I am off the hook for my sloppy accounting. She even seems to have overlooked my protocol violation in putting Penthouse 2nd in the title.

we could never keep you on the hook for long, you silver-tongued charmer...

but'cha know scrutiny is the sincerest form of flattery..

samurairabbi
05-30-2005, 21:07
Originally posted by susan28
we could never keep you on the hook for long, you silver-tongued charmer... but i did catch that, (from above post) "and don't think i missed that error either.. P before D in *this* alpha(numeric)bet.." (my shorthand is an acquired taste)

but'cha know scrutiny is the sincerest form of flattery..
Which do you prefer, the '59 or the '61 Lafitte Rothschild?

susan28
05-30-2005, 21:16
are we having edit wars here Rabbi? i'll leave the wine choice in your capable hands, love.. i'm sure they're both delightful and i love anything involving fitte..

samurairabbi
05-30-2005, 21:21
Originally posted by susan28
are we having edit wars here Rabbi? i'll leave the wine choice in your capable hands, love.. i'm sure they're both delightful and i love anything involving fitte..
Edit Wars can be so gauche'! Clearly, cultured and dignified persons such as ourselves can graciously and correctly behave even while jousting in clever and sparkling repartee. Would you like more Champagne?

susan28
05-30-2005, 21:39
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Edit Wars can be so gauche'! Clearly, cultured and dignified persons such as ourselves can graciously and correctly behave even while jousting in clever and sparkling repartee. Would you like more Champagne?

i'd only removed the text after you added your correction, in an attempt to protect your lowly-yet-humble honour, dear.. please forgive my banal pop terminology won't you?

and i'd love more champagne, make it so, number one! (ah, my television's never off, i'm such the well-moulded consumer)..

but i warn you i'm a cheap date (even by Penthouse standards), so if i fade out, please just continue with your duties, i promise to respect you in the morning.. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/wine.gif

G33
05-30-2005, 22:47
At last, after many years, we have found someone for Sir Rabbi.
A fellow member of the silver-tongue tribe.

Excellent, as G29 and I are off for a two week cruise in a few days.


;f

susan28
05-31-2005, 07:36
Originally posted by G33
Excellent, as G29 and I are off for a two week cruise in a few days.

have a great trip you two!

might wanna slip into some civvy skivvies if you're parking the Galleon and taking a commercial liner.. otherwise don't forget to take down the Jolly Roger while in port (lest your vacation be cut short) ..

anyone ever notice that lil "10" right at the tip of the bullet in the Cobb Manufacturing ad? wonder if it's forum-specific? like one of those sniffer thingies Rabbi uses to monitor our viewing habits?

engineer151515
05-31-2005, 14:06
hmmmmmm.........

susan28
05-31-2005, 14:45
very in-teresting, engineer.. can't believe i never noticed that, being the wellspring of useless information that i am.. now we need to see if that was the moment the thread began, bet it was! 'specially since the one who started it denies everything.. Borg fall guy, hehehe..

hey G33 quite a painkiller you have there, that should keep those migraines at bay hmmm?

's pretty, what is it, then? atomic snubnose, what'll they think of next?

G33
05-31-2005, 17:30
Hi!
It is a .45 to make Sir Rabbi feel better.
;f

VN350X10
05-31-2005, 17:58
A nice package to be sure, but I doubt that it would live for a full cylender of Double-Tap 10MM......

Rest assured that if S&W attempts it in 10MM, uncle will be ready to give it a workout, & see if it can take it. "Lifetime Warranty" eh ???





;I ;I ;I

samurairabbi
05-31-2005, 18:44
Originally posted by susan28 i promise to respect you in the morning.. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/wine.gif
Your promise to respect me in the morning is appreciated, but unnecessary.

I will just sleep till noon.

Tazz10m
05-31-2005, 19:24
Originally posted by G33
Dearest G29,
A 10mm owner should own first place in the post count!
Just cause you and Sir Rabbi like The Chamber...
Hey Tazz!
What is up?
Why is Rabbi getting away with all this?
Thought we had him under control.
Really?!;P ;Q


What's up? Me! ;f
Up here in the Penthouse
Way up tops
Up here in the Penthouse
Where we blow the tops off
Up here in the Penthouse
Where tops come off
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the tops pop off
Up here in the Penthouse
Where pops is tops
Up here in the Penthouse
Where pop tops off
Up here in the Penthouse
Where pop pops tops
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girls come
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girls run
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girls sun
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girls fun
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girls gun
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girls pun
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girl's hun
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girl's one
Up here in the Penthouse
Where the Lagoon Girl's won
Up here in the Penthouse
Where there is wild partying and stiletto prancing, dancing, hot tubbing, loud music, laughing, cavorting, carry'n on, riding the Tiger, and... well.... let's just say we don't call this place "The Love Shack" for noth'n! WHEW!!!

:ladiesmn:

What was that question again?

;f

samurairabbi
05-31-2005, 20:29
Tazz is clearly preoccupied with important Penthouse issues at this moment. Permit this lowly Dungeon peon the temerity to suggest that Dungeon handling of this administrative request might be in order.

G33
05-31-2005, 20:47
Originally posted by VN350X10
A nice package to be sure, but I doubt that it would live for a full cylender of Double-Tap 10MM......

Rest assured that if S&W attempts it in 10MM, uncle will be ready to give it a workout, & see if it can take it. "Lifetime Warranty" eh ???





;I ;I ;I
I would love this gun in 10mm!!!!
Smith is coming with a .41 mag. in this style.;f

Tazz10m
05-31-2005, 22:50
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz is clearly preoccupied with important Penthouse issues at this moment. Permit this lowly Dungeon peon the temerity to suggest that Dungeon handling of this administrative request might be in order.

Dude, handle it, when you get done, come up to the Penthouse, i'll hook you up.

Thanks... This leader job stuff is never done...

PARTY!!!!! IT'S TIME TO LIMBO!!!!!! HIT IT BABALOO!!!!!!

^1 ;V ~rf `l :ladiesmn: ^5 ;+ :ladiesmn: ;V ^1 ~rf

#wav

Tazz10m
05-31-2005, 23:43
...the high velocity of the 10mm combined with the proper projectile allows it to exceed both the .45's impact diameter *and* KE; after initial impact, the shockwave actually decreases overpenetration compared to slower/heavier projectiles while imparting more stopping effect.

Susan, keep talking like that and you're going to get me even more turned on...

Matter of fact... get yer tail up to the Penthouse...(please)...there's a PARTY going on up here with YOUR name on it!

Sammy, order up more cases of DoubleTap... we got a little contest going up here to see who can hit 'ol fat quimby lips Osama from here without actually killing him. The one that puts the most hurt on him wins. The view from up here is great. So far we got him pinned down between Afganistan, Pakistan, Staneastistan, and the Farwestistan region of China. Mongo popped him right in the butt with 180 grainer! One of the Lagoon Girls popped Oslama's goat roper in Iraq right up side the head and she did it WEAK HANDED! Now goat roper boy is running around in circles babbling "I'm hit... I'm hit..." and his aids are trying to do spin control by posting on the net that he's wounded but ok... hahahaha... 10mm's make great party poppers!

MORE CHAMPAGNE!!!

G33
06-01-2005, 08:28
With Sir Rabbi distracted, Mongo and I will.....;f

Tazz10m
06-01-2005, 08:57
Originally posted by G33
With Sir Rabbi distracted, Mongo and I will.....;f

Mongo is up here in the Penthouse partying. We both want you to get yer tail up here and party with us... so get yer tail up here! That other stuff can wait.

G33
06-01-2005, 09:29
Roger Boss!
;f

Bullman
06-01-2005, 10:31
wow, the party activity is certainly on a high around here. I am saving my party for a few more days, maybe sooner. I think Uncle is going to get shorted since he is going on his Safari.

Waiting for babies can be a pain, especially for Mrs. Bullman (pun intended) ;f

susan28
06-01-2005, 11:22
where Lagoon Girls come *on*
don't stop til they're done!
the hottest thing goin' in moon or in sun..
the sky is no limit it's just a pretext
when 28 is the Mixtress caressin' the decks..
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Your promise to respect me in the morning is appreciated, but unnecessary. I will just sleep till noon.
Rabbi, your resourcefulness is obviously what keeps the Dungeon running with such chaotic precision, and, as all seasoned travellers know, a Penthouse is only as good as its Dungeon :cool:

hang in there Bullman and SvLJ, weekend's comin' !!

VN350X10
06-01-2005, 22:45
In light of the goings-on, or lack thereof, I must admit that besides ammo, there are also some "other" provisions going on the safari. At last count, a case of "Hacker-Pschorr Weies(sp) is scheduled, as are at least 2 bottles of"Crown Royal Special Reserve". As we will be far from civilization, one must be ready with suitable libations. Unfortunately, the stock-on-hand situation doesn't permit the taking of any "N"Sweat Lager. It seems that there is barely enough for the scheduled Penthouse party, let alone the Dungeon denisons. & if the Swedish Bikini Team shows up unexpectadltly, we're gonna run short !

Female offspring has been instructed how to keep in touch....she will let me know of Sarah's arrival within 6 hours of it being posted. This means I will only miss a small percentage of the party. If we let the most honerable Rabbi re-work the books, I won't miss ANY of it.


uncle albert

Bullman
06-01-2005, 22:53
It will be posted as soon as human...Bovinely possible;f

After all, I will be the proud papa, wanting to show off my little princess, I am going to have her picture plastered all over the place.;f

Tazz10m
06-02-2005, 00:39
Originally posted by susan28
where Lagoon Girls come *on*
don't stop til they're done!
the hottest thing goin' in moon or in sun..
the sky is no limit it's just a pretext
when 28 is the Mixtress caressin' the decks..


SHAKE IT!!! ;+

Da Rabbi wouldn't be anywhere near so resourceful if it wasn't for us Penthouse types setting him up side down on the dungeon rack the way we do and having our special 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master whipping the liv'n fear 'o Tazz out of him!

Hey, what can i say... it WORKS! Plus, well, he LOVES it!

On another note... can we have a drum roll for Bullman, please?

Ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.....

samurairabbi
06-02-2005, 17:04
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Da Rabbi wouldn't be anywhere near so resourceful if it wasn't for us Penthouse types setting him up side down on the dungeon rack the way we do and having our special 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master whipping the liv'n fear 'o Tazz out of him!
Tazz, the Dung Cru has an administrative question. Does the 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master payroll and admin overhead allocation come out of 10-Ring funding (and thus subject to our embezzlement rate), or is it allocated from the Dungeon Operations Budget? Inquiring minds want to know!

Tazz10m
06-02-2005, 18:12
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz, the Dung Cru has an administrative question. Does the 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master payroll and admin overhead allocation come out of 10-Ring funding (and thus subject to our embezzlement rate), or is it allocated from the Dungeon Operations Budget? Inquiring minds want to know!

Good question. The wonderful thing about our dungeon is that it pays for itself and returns quite a fat profit. The 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master payroll and admin overhead allocation comes directly from the moneys paid by all those who pay $1000 in advance for an hour of torture by our expert Whip Master, plus, they pay another premium for preferential time slots, plus graft. Further, since the experience is so highly regarded by the rich and famous and only the "qualified" can even sign up after a extensive background check (another $5000, non-refundable). In addition, since it is a dungeon, drinks cost extra, and we make a pretty penny from that. The Whip Master also is asked to do "special treats", which, of course, are priced according to her whims, and since, of course, it is torture, she prices tortureously. Jay Leno has been known to commonly pay well in excess of a million dollars for certain things he likes, which, sorry, we have to remain descrete about the specifics. Then there is also the Gift Shop which really rakes it in.

I could go on and on, but i think you get the idea.

susan28
06-02-2005, 18:34
next time "j" is downstairs i have dibs on the MTT for some Lagoon touring..
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/bike_yellow.gif

susan28
06-04-2005, 12:34
"according to medical reaearch, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation" (Starfleet Medical Assistance Program)

28 <~~~~ watching "First Contact" to assimilate knowledge about our new allies..

G33
06-04-2005, 16:42
Yar!`p

Bullman
06-04-2005, 19:37
Originally posted by Tazz10m
SHAKE IT!!! ;+

On another note... can we have a drum roll for Bullman, please?

Ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.....


I am sorry for taxing your drummer so. I have given some thought to your advice to Shaking Mrs. Bullman (the now less than svelte little jersey). I have been told it is a bad thing to shake a baby though, so I am not really sure how to do this. Tried sitting her on top of the washing machine the other night, but I should have made it more out of balance before putting her there. This waiting business sucks. If Sarah doesn't come on her own, the doc is going in to get her on the 10th, so your drummer may want to take a break;f

susan28
06-04-2005, 22:44
"the secret is in the SPIN CYCLE!!" - Zippy the Pinhead

joey'sGlock23
06-05-2005, 00:01
The Borg are our allies now?? geez whats going on, I leave for a couple of years and everything falls apart. Does this mean I have to take my mounted borg heads off my wall?

susan28
06-05-2005, 00:19
we are at war with Eurasia, we have *always* been at war with Eurasia.. the Borg have *always* been our allies, the records reflect this.. i think your trophies will be ok though provided they've been properly deactivated, but you should consult G33 on that, she's tight with their Queen and can arrange the permits..

06-05-2005, 05:27
Originally posted by susan28
consult G33 on that, she's tight with their Queen

Oh, no!! Does this mean Gee Tree-Tree has been ass-laminated??? ;P ;f

susan28
06-05-2005, 09:02
..actually i think she may *be* the Queen.. and i'm committing a *serious* breach of Lagoon Ministry of Truth policy by telling you this (Rabbi, cover me here; this never happened) but:

yesterday Data, in a most dastardly, duplicitous deed, conspired with Picard to co-opt the collective - dealing from what were decidedly the most damnable depths of the deck (especiially after She'd just halped him realise the dream he'd described) - and caught the Queen in a rare moment of vulnerability and proceeded to trash the bridge of Her ship while Picard ripped off Her head and did unspeakable things to Her neck as Her life-lights slowly ceased to glow..

.. but She did not go quickly, and as all this was transpiring, i thought i saw some cargo ships on the port bow (if cubes can *have* bows), sporting the Jolly Roger (the timing being *very* conspicuous with G33's current "vacation cruise"), which were gone by the time the Starfleet conspirators had beamed out..

so it could be that She was able to transmit her DNA algorithm to G33's flagship where G33 assimiliated it and gained a beautiful Borg ass in the process, promising that G29 would of course be retained as Her Collective Consort and be far more than just a comely concubine..

if this is true, then rsisitance is indeed futile!!

but this is pure fiction and the records, as always, will reflect that. G33 is on a pleasure-cruise, wandering the waters with her earthly equal, we're still at war with Eurasia, and always have been.

G33
06-05-2005, 19:45
Facinating (one eyebrow up).`p

samurairabbi
06-05-2005, 22:21
Originally posted by susan28
..actually i think she may *be* the Queen.. and i'm committing a *serious* breach of Lagoon Ministry of Truth policy by telling you this (Rabbi, cover me here; this never happened) but: ...

we're still at war with Eurasia, and always have been.
Susan, the Lagoon Ministry of Truth (Lagminitrue in 10-Ring parlance), has commissioned me, in my capacity as Dungeon Chief Propoganda Officer and Senior Doubletalk Artist, to let you know: during the 14th keg of last night's blowout, we did the transition. We're now at war with Eastasia, and always have been at war with Eastasia. Our maintenance crew got the banners switched in under 45 seconds, but you were clearly into the partying so deep that you missed the changeover.

Tazz10m
06-05-2005, 22:28
Oh, G33, pleaaase show us (ok, me in private if you must) your beautiful new asslamination! I happen to really appreciate the fine art of such things and i'm sure others here besides Susan and i do too! After all, this IS The 10 Ring! ;f

Hey... that gives me an idea... how about we have a special Asslamination Art Show in The 10 Ring Fine Arts Gallery, Museum, and Exhibition Hall? We could feature this fine and exquisite artistry from the cave era through the current and the Borg influence would fit right in!

G33
06-05-2005, 23:56
;e

Bullman
06-06-2005, 00:20
~2 ;W #wav `p ^<wg

Tazz10m
06-06-2005, 01:53
No.... i'm SAFE!!!:ladiesmn: ^6 [$

...( Y )...
~hg

Btw, G33, nice.... verrrry NICE! ;f

G33
06-06-2005, 07:56
My answer to Walter...



;n

Bullman
06-06-2005, 08:08
Oh, that hurts me;P

But it is a very lovely picture^c

;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

susan28
06-06-2005, 10:05
i know the season just began, but i think this year's MVP is a foregone conclusion.. ;D

and Rabbi, yes, it's true, i *was* rather preoccupied this weekend.. and you, there making sure Lagoon fact and fiction are always in sync, defending the honour of Lagminitrue while never shrinking from your duties as official test subject for Lagminiluvtacdev (Lagoon Ministry of Love Tactical Development)..

you are truly indispensable.. ;c

06-06-2005, 10:34
Originally posted by G33
My answer to Walter...



;n

Damn, I think my heart just stopped....... ;f;f

samurairabbi
06-06-2005, 17:58
Originally posted by susan28

... Data, in a most dastardly, duplicitous deed ...

... conspired with Picard to co-opt the collective ...

... dealing from what were decidedly the most damnable depths of the deck ...

... Her Collective Consort and be far more than just a comely concubine

... wandering the waters with her earthly equal
Susan, the Alliteration Sub-Quorum of the Dungeon Linguistics Unit, meeting in plenipotentiary session shortly after last night's embezzlement deposits to the island accounts, has designated you its new SUPREME GODDESS! I congratulate you on this singular honor. At your leisure, I will acquaint you with the considerable benefits that will accrue to you as holder of this position; they will, I am sure, be of unique and desirable use to you in your new deified role. As a hint, I offer our favorite line from the movie Braveheart: "The English do not know what a tongue is for!"

engineer151515
06-06-2005, 18:12
Originally posted by G33
My answer to Walter...



;n


Smoookkkkiiiinnnn


I think she just burned a hole in my new 19" flat panel monitor.

;e

susan28
06-06-2005, 19:11
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Susan, the Alliteration Sub-Quorum of the Dungeon Linguistics Unit, meeting in plenipotentiary session shortly after last night's embezzlement deposits to the island accounts, has designated you its new SUPREME GODDESS! ...As a hint, I offer our favorite line from the movie Braveheart: "The English do not know what a tongue is for!"

sounds good! (said the girl)

and the Swiss... i'm sick of the Swiss.. land-locked losers!! but i can swing with the Swedes..

me, i'm AYErish..http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/bassale.jpg

G33
06-06-2005, 20:09
Originally posted by engineer151515
Smoookkkkiiiinnnn


I think she just burned a hole in my new 19" flat panel monitor.

;e

Sorry Eng.;f

G33
06-06-2005, 20:10
S28 is a wonderful addition to the crew.:)

Tazz10m
06-06-2005, 20:52
Originally posted by susan28
sounds good! (said the girl)

and the Swiss... i'm sick of the Swiss.. land-locked losers!! but i can swing with the Swedes..

me, i'm AYErish..http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/bassale.jpg

Hey.... The Swiss ROCK!!! They're not land-locked losers... they're right up the street from Puget Sound in Tacoma! ;f

www.theswisspub.com

;V ^1 ;+ ;V ^1 ^5 ;? ;F ;D ;+ ;V ^1 ^6 #wav

samurairabbi
06-06-2005, 22:37
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Good question. The wonderful thing about our dungeon is that it pays for itself ... (considerable incoherent rant removed by S. Rabbi to conserve bandwidth on repetition) ... I could go on and on, but i think you get the idea.
Tazz, the Dungeon Types have considered your full answer, and while we are impressed by the exemplary psychotic rant you have produced, we realized that you have not answered the original question!

So here's what we're going to do: We will embezzle from the Whip Master cash flow at the full 39% rate, but we pledge that ALL such embezzled funds will be dedicated to the rapid expansion of Eng15etc's brewery operation leading up to the July 4th weekend blowout. We think you will acknowledge the reasonable balance obtained thru this decision.

joey'sGlock23
06-07-2005, 00:08
G33 do you still have that picture of the easter island heads with all ours names on them from a long time ago? I've looked around for it but didn't see it

G33
06-07-2005, 00:34
Sorry, not the names.

G33
06-07-2005, 00:35
;f

susan28
06-07-2005, 16:31
note: the line about the Swiss was an insider quip based on a skit by the legendary Kids in the Hall, and intended for entertainment purposes only. i think the Swiss are swell!!

what's better than a Swiss Miss? a Bavarian bullseye! arr arr..

awww mannnnnnn, hehehe... don't mind me my car's in the shop i'm gettin' cabin fever :)

susan28
06-07-2005, 16:45
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz, the Dungeon Types have considered your full answer, and while we are impressed by the exemplary psychotic rant you have produced, we realized that you have not answered the original question!

(smiling) and i thought you didn't catch that! it's comforting to know that anything we say can and will be held against us (for our beneift of course) ..

you're like our very own Central Scrutiniser.. now don't keep those roto-plookers all to yourself!

Bullman
06-07-2005, 17:03
Originally posted by susan28
what's better than a Swiss Miss? a Bavarian bullseye! arr arr..


I see no need to make jokes about my eyes, either one of them. And they are not Bavarian, they were manufactured (If you want to call copulation and the subsequent cell metamorphing a manufacturing process) right here in the good Old US of A.:)

06-07-2005, 18:08
Twins, separated at birth??? You decide ;f;f

Notice, too, he's a cultured kitty - he reads GT, too;f;f

susan28
06-07-2005, 18:33
Originally posted by sjstill
Twins, separated at birth??? You decide ;f;f

Notice, too, he's a cultured kitty - he reads GT, too;f;f

wow, pretty much! Lilah was found abandoned as a kitten in a yard in Nevada City, Ca., in the Sierra Nevadas, along with her brother. we couldn't take them both so we kept Lilah and took her brother to a no-kill shelter. i never saw the brother, my gf brought her home from her mom's house and told me the story, but from what i heard they were pretty similar.

did your cultured kitty come from Cali?

06-07-2005, 20:15
Nope, Sylvester (or Sly-vester, as he is sometimes called) is a Hoosier, born & bred. We found his mama at our local library, maybe that accounts for the culture ;f;f

Tazz10m
06-07-2005, 20:21
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz, the Dungeon Types have considered your full answer, and while we are impressed by the exemplary psychotic rant you have produced, we realized that you have not answered the original question!

So here's what we're going to do: We will embezzle from the Whip Master cash flow at the full 39% rate, but we pledge that ALL such embezzled funds will be dedicated to the rapid expansion of Eng15etc's brewery operation leading up to the July 4th weekend blowout. We think you will acknowledge the reasonable balance obtained thru this decision.

It wasn't a rant at all... psychotic maybe... but NOT a rant... If anything it was more of a boast. Trixie (remember Trixie, the Whip Masters Accounting Supervisory Assistant?) and i also had a nice little talk about your overly ambitious and greedy embezzelment practices, and we both agreed that you need a little attitude adjustment. Trixie is waiting for you in her office... NOW!

http://www.androidblues.com/trixie2.JPG
;z

We do, though, think your idea of forking over (dedicating) ALL the funds to the rapid expansion of Eng15etc's brewery operation leading up to the July 4th weekend blowout to be a prudent idea. Trixie indicated to me that she will make sure it is so.

Tazz10m
06-07-2005, 21:06
Originally posted by susan28
(smiling) and i thought you didn't catch that! it's comforting to know that anything we say can and will be held against us (for our beneift of course) ..

you're like our very own Central Scrutiniser.. now don't keep those roto-plookers all to yourself!


Susan........ Central Scrutinizer Troy has a few things she needs to go over with you... we both think it's high time for your own little asslamination session... don't worry... it won't hurt a bit..... oh... wait... Central Scritinizer Troy has a little issue to deal with with the Borg, so, her understuddy, Under Scrutinizer Lana is going to do help out a little bit first by making sure you are in the right asslamination state of mind.

http://www.tigerbond.ru/lana/black/w24.jpg

;z

G33
06-07-2005, 23:14
So...........
White or Black swimsuit for this cruise?;f

06-08-2005, 05:18
Originally posted by G33
So...........
White or Black swimsuit for this cruise?;f

Hot pink??? ;f;f

Bullman
06-08-2005, 06:53
well....... we all know how revealing white can be when it is wet, if you want to make the little boys tongues (and other appendages) stick out, I would say white (of course, you may have no intention of getting wet.

then again, it is hard to go wrong with basic black

both?

Here a while back engineer posted Raquel in white, that is where my preferences lie, after all, I am a red blooded male with a pulse;f ;P

Bullman
06-08-2005, 07:10
Uncle, today could be the day, I will keep you posted. The doctor caved in to the Mrs. demands (she can be that way you know) and decided to consider a birth the old fashioned way. So, if conditions are just right, he will induce her. if not, it will be friday

I will try to keep you posted

Moo

bullman

susan28
06-08-2005, 08:17
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Susan........ Central Scrutinizer Troy has a few things she needs to go over with you... we both think it's high time for your own little asslamination session... don't worry... it won't hurt a bit..... ;b http://www.scanraptor.com/sauvignon/4fa/images/future_imperfect.jpg;z

I can't wait to see the results! ;f

TROY!!! i mean.. Central SCRUTINISER Troy.. hhohhhh.. ::shiver:: noooooooo!! i'm SCARED of Her.. she's so.. measured.. she *never* loses control.. that's how She always *keeps* it.. i only have one last request: i want the Mirror Room! wow you went right to the Top for this one.. i'm duly flattered.. ah, you saw right through me.. i guess it's true, it takes one to know one ;)

and G33, of *course* you have the body for white, but black suits you best.. the *eyes* determine the colour of the suit.. leave the white to Bo Derek! then again this *is* the "10" ring, hehe.. dunno though, you seem like more of an 11..

and Bullman MOOOO!!! c'monnnnn Jersey!!!

dang Lagoons are supposed to be sleepy but never a dull moment on this island..

ps: Mary Ann rules!!

G33
06-08-2005, 08:29
Being flooded with mail ;Q


White:

G33
06-08-2005, 08:29
Black:

susan28
06-08-2005, 08:35
Monkey! Rabbi? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/wine.gif

Bullman
06-08-2005, 08:36
;P Still going with white.

Susan, happy monkey removal, talk to Sammy about that;)

G33
06-08-2005, 08:36
<---not Sir Rabbi.



However:

susan28
06-08-2005, 09:05
gimme a ticket for an aero-plane..

and awwwww thanks G33, he's adorable :) almost ashame to remove him but i'm sure Sir Rabbi will insist. mustn't deprive him of his duties :) he truly does live to serve, it's quite touching and mustn't go unrewarded..

G33
06-08-2005, 11:12
"touching" key word for Sir Rabbi!;f ;f

06-08-2005, 13:09
Originally posted by G33
Black:

I think my heart just re-started.....;f;f

samurairabbi
06-08-2005, 16:50
Originally posted by G33
"touching" key word for Sir Rabbi!;f ;f
Such wisdom is worthy of the noble G33!

Permit me to add: "Touching" can be exquisitely fulfilling - if it becomes "groping", it can get an ass into a legal sling!

bac1023
06-08-2005, 17:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Such wisdom is worthy of the noble G33!

Permit me to add: "Touching" can be exquisitely fulfilling - if it becomes "groping", it can get an ass into a legal sling!
Very true. ;)

VN350X10
06-09-2005, 08:46
Okay.. being the responsible female offspring of Uncle Albert I have been keeping him up to date on Mrs. Bullman and UA has been keeping me up to date on the vermin hunting trip.

He called yesterday with news from the 'front'..

Tuesday:

shot a 32" diamond back (had to have been a baby cause it had a rattle)

Wednesday:

While in Eagle Butte (i am not sure how thats spelled but its pronounced beaut not butt..) South Dakota.. saw a funeral procession for a Tribal elder and a Buffalo Calf Cow was born that is the Greatgrand-daughter of the Cerimonial Bull that was hit by lightening on 09/11/01 and ding ding ding.. she is white.

Also had an antelope attracted to him while he was waiting for vermin.. said she got within 5 yards of him and watched as he pulled the Anaconda out of the holster (which had his snake loads in it). No he didn't shoot her; but you can blame that on me.. the aspiring chef that i am forgot to give UA any pans for the trip.

Uncle Alberts Female Offspring
could someone pass the Guiness??? ;V ;V ;V

Bullman
06-09-2005, 09:06
Originally posted by VN350X10
While in Eagle Butte (i am not sure how thats spelled but its pronounced beaut not butt..) South Dakota.. saw a funeral procession for a Tribal elder and a Buffalo Calf Cow was born that is the Greatgrand-daughter of the Cerimonial Bull that was hit by lightening on 09/11/01 and ding ding ding.. she is white.

I am thinking that this has to be some sort of good sign here for Mrs. Bullman, good things going on in the Bovine world you know. If you are to have speaks with the UA any time soon, let him know we are still waiting, but come Friday at 05:30, the work shall begin in earnest, we are having a baby tomorrow, even if I have to take out Big Daddy 1006 and convince some folks that having a baby is what we really want to do;)

samurairabbi
06-09-2005, 17:10
Originally posted by G33
Black:
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY INVESTIGATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!
Listen up, you lascivious 10-Ringers! (pardon my redundancy.) Those are pictures of G29, not G33! While I cannot fathom G33's reasons for running this misdirection play, I can at least alert the 10-Ring Facility faithful to this attempted subversion. Those who care anything about it can attend this evening's Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal to settle this issue. Usual food and libation spread, of course. Hey, we might even accomplish something PROFOUND! (Fat chance, Rabbi! Nobody in this outfit will convict G33 of anything!)

engineer151515
06-09-2005, 17:26
Originally posted by Bullman
I am thinking that this has to be some sort of good sign here for Mrs. Bullman, good things going on in the Bovine world you know. If you are to have speaks with the UA any time soon, let him know we are still waiting, but come Friday at 05:30, the work shall begin in earnest, we are having a baby tomorrow, even if I have to take out Big Daddy 1006 and convince some folks that having a baby is what we really want to do;)


Bullman... being the geek I am (forgive me Dungeon crew - but at least I can build a brewery) I couldn't help notice your Big Daddy 1006 is a transposition of your baby's due date .. 0610 .... this Friday.

:cool:

susan28
06-09-2005, 17:32
she's been acting this way ever since the Borg Queen asslaminated her, i'm telling you, this whole vacation thing is hokey.. and even if not i wouldn't miss one of your little Penitentiary Triangles for the world, i've heard great things about them..

G33
06-09-2005, 17:35
;f
Taking both suits.


Saves time.
;f

susan28
06-09-2005, 17:42
Originally posted by engineer151515
Bullman... being the geek I am (forgive me Dungeon crew - but at least I can build a brewery) I couldn't help notice your Big Daddy 1006 is a trasposition of your baby's due date .. 0610 .... this Friday.:cool:

whoa!! you're a stat *machine*!! you blew the whole 8:40 enigma wide open, too.. so is it true that the whole Qaballah reduces to pi? if you cracked the code of the universe you'd tell us, right?

susan28
06-09-2005, 17:45
Originally posted by G33
;f
Taking both suits.


Saves time.
;f

if you approach your wardrobe like you approach your arsenal choices are futile :)

G33
06-09-2005, 17:46
My flagship:
Note the cleverly incorporated ;E


`p ~`c

samurairabbi
06-09-2005, 17:46
Originally posted by G33
Taking both suits.

Saves time.
Susan, you may be onto something with your asslamination theory. Notice how G33 cleverly attempted to slip the punch on my conspiracy theory by simply ignoring my accusation!

I think a joint Susan28/Samurairabbi investigatory effort is warranted by this development. A joint research effort of this magnitude, of course, clearly requires investigatory facilities of the finest order. I have reserved the 10-Ring's most elegant private dining room, with its own private entrance and discreet staff, as the base for our research. The very finest food and libation menu will be available to nourish us as we probe this elusive mystery. I pledge to make our mutual investigatory effort a truly fulfilling one!

G33
06-09-2005, 17:50
Resistance is Futile!

2nd mate:

G33
06-09-2005, 17:52
3rd mate:

susan28
06-09-2005, 18:20
Originally posted by samurairabbi
I have reserved the 10-Ring's most elegant private dining room, with its own private entrance and discreet staff, as the base for our research.

i *knew* such a room existed.. only accsessible via the Dungeon, no doubt.. but around here it's not what you know, it's *who* you know.. Staff parties always surpass the mere "served" ..

however G33 has solicited the services of Seven of Nine as Her 2nd mate, who, long ago, implanted her personal remote-access circuit deep within my pulmonary unit, which may sabotage our efforts before they even begin..

but that's a defeatist attitude and we'd never forgive ourselves for not trying, just be certain to bring blow-ups of any and all file photos of G33 and/or G29 and a good hi-res video projector to facilitate the investigation.

we'd best act quickly, though, because with the crafty camo employed on G33's watership the beaches of earth will never know what hit them..

susan28
06-09-2005, 18:51
i've procured G33's top-secret "vacation" itinerary.. note that many of the dates are in the past, but the Borg are well-known to traverse time-space boundaries in attempts to influence cultural developments, to wit:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/back1.jpg