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Tazz10m
05-14-2001, 19:48
I can't think of a better place i'd like to be cornered... except maybe out by the lagoon...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
05-16-2001, 15:11
Yo, Glockeneger! Depending on my guidance for going to freedom could be a mistake. Remember this: Moses led the children of Israel for 40 years, and they ended up in the only spot in the Middle East with no oil!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Glockeneger
05-16-2001, 16:58
OH MY GOD!! I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!
You have by far the most entertaining posts out there!!! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

Q-Ball
05-19-2001, 15:34
Glockeneger
I am wondering, did you strip that inviso-suit off the first dude ya busted? If so kindly clean the blood off it and ship it out to Q-Systems. I'll get Hymie and Skank in the reverse engineering department on the case, we will rip that thing and start wide scale marketing of our own version. We can probably sell the hell outta those things to hunters and voyers and suchlike. Lemme know what you think.
Q


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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Glockeneger
05-20-2001, 05:36
Q ball Good plan. Now hunters can walk up to the big bad bear and shove a flare up its ass. But we must be sure it does not fall into the wrong hands. Like terrorists what we need to do is build a bad thought device that self destructs the suit if the individual thinks about hurting or robbing someone. We have to cover our butts, this way we can enjoy our fortune in the tropics with out having to worry about law suits. OVER.......

Q-Ball
05-20-2001, 20:37
Glockenegger
Actually Hymie has already gone one better in that area. He already has a working prototype, he calls it the thug detector MKI. It is part of his smart glock program. Skank is pretty sure we can adapt it to the inviso-suit, he says we can program it so that if the wearer is going to do somthing untoward, like knock off the local quickie mart. The inviso-suit will immediatly switch modes and make the wearer appear to be some scary monster, like Janet Reno, quickly foiling their evil plans! How bout that?

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Tazz10m
05-21-2001, 02:39
That Thug Detector sounds like it would go really well with the Thug Deflector I have on the front of my truck. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tamara
05-21-2001, 15:31
In Memoriam:


42

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Come say "Hi!" at my neighborhood gun shop (http://www.beigerocket.com/montague.htm)!
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Tazz10m
05-21-2001, 16:15
Let's all say a little prayer for 42


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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger
05-21-2001, 16:19
Yeh ok fiction is one thing but this is truly bizzare. Some monkey like creature was reported to have attacked people in Indoniasia. 120 people have been reported to have been attacked by this creature with yes fangs. Look it was on the national news. Cool HUH!! Alas We should knock off this evil Kong. I guess it climbs buildings and evades capture. Go X files go!! Did anyone else see this on the news? I am skeptical but you just never know. Oh I was told about this That is why i ask my fellow 10 men about this. Plus it just seems right to post it here. In the 8:40 pm black hole time warp good lord I have a sunburn room of fiction meets reality.

DeadMansLife
05-22-2001, 14:18
NEW TOPIC!!!

FORGET THE BEAR!!!
WILL THE 10MM KILL A MONKEY-LIKE CREATURE???

samurairabbi
05-22-2001, 15:43
Awww, guys! ... You're embarrassing me with all that praise! ... I really appreciate it! ... If there is ever anything you need, let me know ... What's that you're asking? ... Cut the embezzlement rate? ... GET SERIOUS!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Glockeneger
05-22-2001, 16:54
Oh my god that sounds too funny!! Planet of the apes vs the 10mm. They should just cut all the bannana trees down and flush them out I dare you to post that topic "Could the 10mm kill the monkey like creature"

DeadMansLife
05-23-2001, 11:22
Glockeneger,

Done!

DeadMansLife
05-23-2001, 11:23
Glockeneger,

Done!

Tamara
05-23-2001, 14:48
Supposedly, Hornady's 180gr XTP is the hot ticket for monkey-like creatures as the controlled-expansion round will still have penetration after passing through a bunch of bananas.

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Come say "Hi!" at my neighborhood gun shop (http://www.beigerocket.com/montague.htm)!
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Glockeneger
05-23-2001, 17:29
Ever have a Monkeys Lunch MMMMMM Good stuff But afer a few you will start to see monkeys to.

DeadMansLife
05-23-2001, 19:02
How big is the monkey???

G33
05-23-2001, 19:23
Go monkey boy, go!

Rusty Phillips
05-24-2001, 02:23
when will this madness stop????

oh please someone kill this beast before it consumes us all!!!

Rusty Phillips
05-24-2001, 02:25
did I win?

G33
05-24-2001, 04:02
Yup!
You lucky monkey boy! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

Tazz10m
05-24-2001, 15:57
Room for one more...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

DeadMansLife
05-24-2001, 18:34
This post is like the Energizer Bunny...It keeps going,

and going,

and going,

and going,

and...

DeadMansLife
05-27-2001, 15:41
Hickory dickory doc,
I was shootin' my Glock
I fired ten,
and fired again.
SCREW THE FEDERAL BLOCK!!!

samurairabbi
05-27-2001, 17:54
Hickory dickory doc,
three mice ran up the clock,
the clock struck one,
but the rest escaped with minor injuries.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Q-Ball
05-30-2001, 14:10
Talk about Vogon poetry.....

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

thisaway
05-31-2001, 09:04
Anyone know what the half-life of this thread is?

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10 Ring #5744,.40S&W #111,Wheelhouse #452,.357 Sig...RKBA!

There is one inalienable rule in a gunfight: YOU MUST HAVE A GUN. If you do not have a gun, you should not participate in a gunfight.

Glockeneger
05-31-2001, 14:36
Kinda like Star trek Voyager. We are stuck in a diffrent dimention. Will it ever end? Probably not. Do we want to end this? No! Will this go down as the most popular thread ever? Yes. Does it make any sense? NO. Does it have to? ummm NO. Do we all own Glocks?? Yes. So this means we are all out of our minds and armed. yes! Is mount Baker in Washington State Smoking?? Yes. Will it Blow? One Day. Will I be around? yes. Will it ruin my paint job? You Bet!! Will it ruin the finish on the Glock? I'll Let you know. So This thread must go on For it is the only way to escape daily reality. For Television sucks. We do much better here. Cheers.

END OF TRANSMISSION................

DeadMansLife
05-31-2001, 17:13
Originally posted by Glockeneger:
Will it ruin my paint job?

Forget the paint job, I bet it will ruin a pair of pants!!!

samurairabbi
06-02-2001, 03:43
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:
-- Listen up, you 10-Ring sleazeballs (pardon my redundancy), we're going to try it again!
-- Another Intergalactic Kegger will be held at 8PM on Saturday, June 31. We have decided to eliminate the 7PM Philosophical Dissertation; the lecturer is unreliable, and nobody seems sober enough to care about the subject, anyway!
-- We do request that the attendees make an effort to reduce the level of depraved debauchery from the last event. If the number of events can be reduced from 87 down to 76, then we can handle all the reporting inhouse, and not have to involve outside police and judicial organizations. This reduction would therefore mean that all happenings would be held confidential within the 10-Ring; we emphasize that these reports would be used ONLY for the amusement of the Dungeon Staff ("Damn! I didn't think the human physique could bend THAT radically!") AND (if necessary) for blackmail purposes to achieve Da' Rabbi's pharmacologically distorted outlook on the fundamental objectives of existence. You don't like it? Talk to Tazz!
-- The beer will be chosen by Tazz; this bit of administrative duty seems to be within his capabilities. All other planning and logistics will be performed by the PROs FROM DOVER down here in the dungeon.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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El Lurch
06-02-2001, 08:22
Are ridddles appropriate in this hallowed thread?

El L

DeadMansLife
06-02-2001, 08:47
Yes, if you have a poetic liscens.

samurairabbi
06-02-2001, 15:58
ANOTHER important 10-Ring facility administrative announcement:
-- Turbonatr, the co-chief honcho of the Big Dawgers, has today announced that he now owns a 10mm. This is radical, dudes! Think of the potential enormity of the victory the 10-Ring could achieve if da' Rabbi were provided a G20 (with an accessory 6" barrel)! C'mon, think about it!
-- Damn! Two admin announcements in one day; you casual observers will not know how to act.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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El Lurch
06-02-2001, 16:37
Here goes. The first part is to answer the riddle itself, the second part may be more difficult.

"This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns;
And beats high mountain down."

What is it?

And, what book does it come from?

Have fun.

El L

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Tazz10m
06-02-2001, 18:12
Some things matter, other things don't.

The question is: Do you know why?


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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

cheygriz
06-02-2001, 19:00
Klatu Barrada Nichto!

Resistance if futile, you WILL be assimilated. We are the Borg. we assimilated Klatu and his race decades ago.

(It seems the force was not with him that day.)

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

arcane
06-03-2001, 02:06
The answer is "time" me precious from "The Hobbit" me precious. What has it got in it's pocket me precious.
Sorry, slipped into my Gollum persona for an instant. Must be this topic.
Just realized I've been reading this topic for six months and this is my first post.


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10mm: Proof of intelligent life in the gun world
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Niner club #711

El Lurch
06-03-2001, 04:49
MMA10 - very good try

Arcane - on the money, both times

This place draws some interest from afar, by Smaug's beard!

El L

cheygriz
06-03-2001, 08:29
And 8:40 PM. On what planet? In which Quadrant? In which dimension?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

G31
06-03-2001, 10:30
Is this thread here to rack up posts or what?

If so, I will in no way participate in increasing my post count.

samurairabbi
06-04-2001, 08:01
G31, the meaning of your last post is unclear. Please clarify.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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cheygriz
06-04-2001, 13:28
Samu,

He can't clarify. If he sends another transmission, the Scanners will pinpoint his location, and he knows it.

"Live long and prosper Samu!"

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

samurairabbi
06-04-2001, 15:57
Actually, Cheygriz, G31 CAN post ALL HE WANTS in PERFECT safety! The Dungeon staff has preempted ALL the scanners for our MP3 music operation, and we have ALL the black helicopters on contract for beer deliveries for the upcoming June 31 Intergalactic Kegger! Hey, our dungeon operation is not cheap, but WE ARE THOROUGH!!!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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cheygriz
06-04-2001, 17:31
The force is with you???

NO WAY!!!!

The force is with ME!!!!

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

G33
06-04-2001, 19:56
I would like to make one thing perfectly clear--I was never here.

Tazz10m
06-05-2001, 10:11
...and on that note...

The Ten Ring is now in the process of "acquiring" ALL those nice black helicopters for our very own... FREE!!!

How, you say?

Easy... NONE of the choppers have any kind of markings on them... so how can anybody say they are not ours??? Possession is 9/10ths of the law... so... they're ours!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it when a plan comes together...

Let's see... flying lessons... chopper rental... movie use... hey, we could even rent them to the government! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

CastleBravo
06-05-2001, 10:43
Remind me to bring my Green Destiny for the First Annual 10-Ring Chinese Tree Dueling Sword Fu competition.

"Like many things, I am nothing." -- Li Mu Bai


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CastleBravo
10 Ring # 5150
"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken
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Wulfenite
06-05-2001, 11:17
Its time to get this thread back on topic!

08:41 PM

Because its bigger, longer, and one more powerful and will kill a bear deader than a truthful discussion reguarding the Constitution and the limited role of the federal government at a Democrat policy meeting.

Wulfenite
06-05-2001, 11:23
I heard this thing the other day, it seemed important but I couldent figure out which forum to post it in. I think this is the right spot.

BUY TEQUILA!

Apparently there was a bad crop and prices are spikeing up. Better safe than sorry. Remember the primer shortage of '93.

Oh the humanity!

samurairabbi
06-05-2001, 16:48
"Page 8, anyone". There, MMA10, are you happy now?

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Tazz10m
06-06-2001, 05:45
One tiny but significant little detail MMA10, WE have ALL the 10mm's on OUR side!

Page 8, page 8, page 8, page 8...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

DeadMansLife
06-06-2001, 05:52
Oops! Wrong board.

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Rusty Phillips
06-06-2001, 09:48
good - I can finally get the monkey off my back!!!!!

samurairabbi
06-06-2001, 12:15
Rusty, something you should consider before asking to get the monkey off your back:
-- The person with the monkey on his back receives what we shall call "extra special treatment and consideration" from the Tahitian Lagoon sweeties! Think it over before you bail out!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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TKM
06-06-2001, 15:37
Tazz, I think possession is actually 9 to 10 in Texas only. Any chance of our getting some A-10(mm.) Warthogs for close BBQ support? The titanium tub should keep the plane safe from the operator. Now we only have to find a way to keep everything else on the planet safe from the operator. Oh yeah, almost forgot. Tequila too. Some people say tequila and attack aircraft don't mix, I say they just haven't tried it and thus don't know of what they speak.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi
06-06-2001, 17:25
The 10mm/black-helicopter armed pilot seems, at first thought, to be ideal. At the risk of espousing heresy in this 10mm forum, I must reluctantly advocate the provision of a 45ACP Glock in, say, every 8th helicopter. Before you 10-Ringers totally freak, permit me to explain WHY!
-- The flat trajectory of the 1200fps 10mm bullet does have one weakness: a well-funded enemy CAN build a shield against the flat trajectory line-of-sight power of the vaunted 200gr 10mm round. The old fat slow 45ACP can plug this ballistic problem. The protected enemy will, upon hearing the distinctive signature of the 45, will figure he has ample time to relax before the arrival of the bullet from the 45-equiped black helicopter. He will, of course, remain below the top edge of the protective barrier while he is in the middle of preparing that famous bit of military quisine, the Ham and Lima Bean MRE, when, to his amazement, he will be struck by the 45 bullet! The slow velocity of the 45 will enable the bullet to plunge DOWNWARD as it passes the expensively erected protective barrier! This is the capability that the 45ACP can bring to the 10mm sphere of influence! Please note that, to maintain a proper weaponry balance, I advocate only 1 45 per 8-helicopter formation.
-- To those who mourn the loss of this brave soldier to so dastardly an opponent as the 45ACP, I reply: Hey, he won't have to eat that MRE!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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G33
06-06-2001, 18:54
Rusty, not so fast! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif
The monkey is flying the black chopper BTW.

Tazz10m
06-07-2001, 07:12
All flying monkeys are a product of the Wicked Witch and should be shot on sight. Ding Dong the witch is dead, and so it's open season on the flying monkeys. If you spot one carrying Toto, wait till it lands before shooting. We don't want Dorothy pist. Dorothy did a great favor for us all by killing the witch, and so we should be forever greatful. Plus, she figured out the secret to how the Ruby Slippers work and has made a deal with New Balance shoes to make limited edition Ruby Tennies just for us Ten Ringers. Now i know that the Wizard is just a fraud, but, he did make a pretty cool looking town, and he is pretty good at special effects, and he promised to make us the ultimate in cool Virtual Reality Shooting Ranges, (and he is almost done), and, we can use him to help us make our next movie, (soon to be announced), featuring Sharon Stone, Jennifer Lopez, and our very own 10 Ring Tropics Girls!

Oh, got to go, more on this later...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
06-07-2001, 13:48
ok - since you put it that way I can live with the monkey on my back.....

but I was wondering....

just who is this Mr. Brownstone I have been dancing with?

Why won't he leave me alone?

He won't leave me alone!

Tazz10m
06-08-2001, 07:03
...or is Mr. Brownstone better looking? Are you sure that it's Mr. Brownstone and not Mrs. Brownstone? These are serious questions that require serious answers!


#8#8#8#8#8... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
06-08-2001, 12:51
all I know is that

we've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone

he's been knocking, and

he wont leave me alone.....

Tazz10m
06-08-2001, 14:27
Yep, yer right, and that old man he's a real muthasucker, gonna kick him on down the line.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

G33
06-08-2001, 15:20
Rusty wins again!!

Tazz10m
06-08-2001, 18:58
The question is: Why aren't you dancing with his daughter?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

El Lurch
06-09-2001, 03:31
I know they said he was faster than a speeding bullet, but has it been proven that Superman was faster than a 10mm? Did anyone ever chrono that guy?

El L

lendringser
06-09-2001, 04:11
The chicken is in the pot.

I repeat: The chicken is in the pot.

And now some scratchy AM music for our friends in the occupied territories.

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"Where they burn books, they will eventually burn people, too."

-Bertolt Brecht, Germany, 1933

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10mm man
06-09-2001, 09:41
Oh my god, I'm late for work!

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NRA (Life)
S.F.A. (Life)
GSSF
IDPA
The 10 Ring #53
.40 S&W #53


Get yourself a Glock, Loose that nickle plated sissy pistol! U.S. Marshals

Hines57
06-09-2001, 09:56
Oh what the heck, I'm a member, I'll post something here too.

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In the end, what's deserved always gets served.

Glock 17,20,24c and now 35

Rusty Phillips
06-09-2001, 10:30
calling all cars, calling all cars....

there is a man with notebook computer

in the book depository,

or perhaps on the grassy knoll??

G31
06-09-2001, 10:46
I'd love to be able to define my post, but I don't understand it myself.

samurairabbi
06-09-2001, 13:19
MMA10, the Dungeon Staff can run the requested investigation, but it won't be cheap! The embezzlement rate would have to be boosted to 41% for 3 months to finance it. For that kind of cash, we can simply give EVERYONE the Tahitian Lagoon "special attention" that you and monkey-on-back guy seem to enjoy so much. Think it over, and let us know.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Tazz10m
06-09-2001, 14:54
Samurai, I got a better idea... You take nothin and like it! Get down to the bud of this with a smile or go without all those wonderful and perky Tahitian foot massages you've grown so accustomed to. Ya got to understand Sammi, not being a Full Power 10 Ringer does have it's disadvantages! Although, I do have a few hot little Tahitian Try Outs coming tonight at 8, if you want to bring the party favors and help me with evaluating the auditions, maybe we can work something out... this work can be grueling... oh... my... gosh... would ya look at that?!?!?! Gottago..

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

DeadMansLife
06-09-2001, 16:13
A quick question;

Is da rabbi still taking his meds? He seems to be hallucinating today.

samurairabbi
06-09-2001, 16:57
DML, I wash down my thorazine with a '61 Chateau LaFitte Rothschild! Life don't get much better than that!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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G33
06-09-2001, 16:57
Spend the money on the lagoon. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif
We can use the guilty until proved innocent system for now.

cheygriz
06-09-2001, 17:09
SAMU,

try a 1959 Zeller Bernkasteler.

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

DeadMansLife
06-10-2001, 08:06
Grey Goose Vodka...the best meds wash available!!!

Grog
06-10-2001, 15:53
Went to the Charlotte Gunshow today


It was fun.

Grog
06-10-2001, 15:56
I forgot, they had 10mm there http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

Lunatic Fringe
06-10-2001, 17:31
Have you ever considered a world without rhetorical questions?

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Lunatic Fringe
06-10-2001, 17:32
Oops

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Lunatic Fringe
06-10-2001, 17:33
Oops again

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Lunatic Fringe
06-10-2001, 17:35
<sigh> What did I do to deserve this? I try to post one thing and it comes up 4 times. I give up.

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El Lurch
06-10-2001, 18:38
What was the message which was posted on the internet when Timothy O'Leary left this plane of existance? Something like:

"Tim is gone." ?

El L

El Lurch
06-11-2001, 07:01
Like, "Expand your best weapon"? Or was that "Feed your Weapon"? Am I getting this mixed up with Jefferson Airplane lyrics?

El L

Tazz10m
06-11-2001, 18:10
Timothy Leary.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tazz10m
06-11-2001, 18:13
There goes the neighborhood...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tazz10m
06-12-2001, 15:24
MMA10, the auditions WILL be at the IG Kegger... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gifhttp://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gifhttp://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

cheygriz
06-12-2001, 16:47
Will there be any Blood Wine for the Klingons?

They can get very anti-social when deprived of it.

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DeadMansLife
06-12-2001, 18:02
Seems the Interglactic Kegger is going to be quite interesting this time around.

Tazz10m
06-14-2001, 07:41
Samurai, you need to be aware that even though we are allowing you to do all the dirty work investigating Rusty's roving rendezvouous repartitions, you are not, nor can you be, on any 10 Ring Board (except this one), until you break down, oops, i mean "rise up" out of that bright colorful 10 Ring Dungeon of Dali by buying your way to the top, (yes, wave by buy) and join up with the cream of the crop in the 10 Ring Castle Towers Penthouse Pet Suities. MMA10, you know that. (Not a criticism, we all know 10 Ringers are above reproach and, of course, the law). To get a 10 you must be a 10, and to be a 10 you must have a 10, and to have a 10 you must get a 10, and to do all that you must understand what i just said. Do you play golf?

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Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

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samurairabbi
06-14-2001, 16:56
( ... sigh ... ) Tazz, I realize the frustration over the difficulty of finding full power 10mm ammo must inevitably weigh heavily on your soul, but PLEASE try to at least maintain your promised marginally adequate efforts to discharge your 10-Ring administrative duties to which you have pledged your undying devotion.
-- If you dig down about 2" in your in-basket (5 cm if you have switched to metric), you will find the minutes of the September 31 10-Ring Board meeting. You remember, the one which authorized the retrofit of the turbochargers onto the diesels that power the Tahitian Lagoon wave machines; this was, of course, done at your request (and despite your earlier opposition, which you may be reluctant to recall) to provide you the pipeline action for your ho-daddy surfing experience.
-- Now look at the new business listing on the next page. You will see that the 10-Ring Board authorized the creation of the 10-Ring DUNGEON Board as a support structure. The 10-Ring Dungeon Board would handle all the routine mundane financial and adminstrative detail, thus freeing the main 10-Ring Board for high level conceptual policy formulation rotated with the sodden drunkedness that is the hallmark of most aspects of 10-Ring ownership and physical existence. It was SPECIFICALLY stated that 10mm ownership was not required for this subsidiary staffing; THIS made it possible to post my sorry non-10-owning lowly-pond-scum identity to this important function. Hey, I HAVE fired 50 rounds of full-power 10mm NORMA ammo! That's more than a lot of your 10-Ring members can claim!
-- If you check MMA10's post, you will see that he is referring to the correct board in his assignment of this important investigation. Correct execution of this task is beyond the capabilities of the "Regular" 10-Ring Board. I think even you would be willing to admit that, at times, many members of the ruling 10-Ring junta would experience difficulty finding their own rear ends with both hands AND a hunting dog!

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Glockeneger
06-14-2001, 18:26
Ah yes the days of norma full power fist of god ammo. What ever happened to those days. Like this thread evrything is out of balance. people have become soft. No longer are they able to ride the big wave. I guess we are the hard core 10 club. All that is left. I myself never had the chance to shoot old school norma. But I am just a young Jedi. The hottest load I ever shot was back in college. Wait ! I mean the hottest 10mm load I ever shot was in college. Mmmmmmmmmmm College girls. Hey perfect 10 chicks get a free membership?? ha yes lets look at the 10mm in aw But lets thank the lord for the perfect 10 girls that add destraction to our lives. nothing beats hot summer days and summer dresses.

G33
06-14-2001, 18:40
Too much Sun me thinks?

cheygriz
06-15-2001, 16:20
Sit in a quiet room. Cross your legs. Place your cupped hands, palm up,on your knees. Touch your second finger tip to the tip of your thumb.

Chant quietly: Tennnnnnn----Tennnnnnnnn

sooon, you will be one with all that is ten.

G33
06-15-2001, 18:00
I see the number nine in our future...
When we get to page ten, reality as we think it to be will...

Rusty Phillips
06-16-2001, 07:13
ok - well im NOT posting on this thread again until we get to page nine....

Im sick and tired of this monkey, he wont shut up

somebody else is gonna have to carry him around for a while, or else im gonna shoot this here monkey,

bye bye, monkey

bye bye!!

cheygriz
06-17-2001, 10:42
Yet what truly is a monkey? Is it a monkey simply because we percieve it to be a monkey?

What if we perceived it to be an ape? Would our perceptions alter reality?

Or, would our perception create reality? Or, does reality, in fact exist? And if so, does it exist because we perceive it to exist? does our perception matter?

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BB
06-18-2001, 10:30
I had a little monkey
I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread
along came a choo-choo knocked my monkey coo-coo
and now my monkey's dead
poor little monkey

samurairabbi
06-18-2001, 17:09
Uh, oh! MMA10, your July 8 rectification sounds to me more like a CONFRONTATION! This sounds serious! Even though this situation clearly has hallmarks of CRISIS!, I feel assured that both you and I will conduct ourselves in a manner which reflects positively on both the Big-Dawg and 10-Ring organizations. The Dungeon staff is now drawing up proposals for BOTH our mutual conduct AND the conduct of the persons serving as our seconds, thirds, fourths, sixths, and any other support staff either of us wishes to employ to support ourselves in this serious upcoming circumstance. ( ... In the back, a question? ... No, the absence of "fifth" in the proposed Confrontation Protocols is NOT inadvertent; the use of the word "fifth" is restricted to only the OBVIOUS usage when applied to any 10-Ring activity.) Since this adversarial confrontation will be of interest to many on this website, I will assume responsibility to keep them advised of developments as we approach the July 8 "resolution date" ( ... insert ominous drumroll here ... )
-- TAMARA, will you do me the distinct honor of serving as my Second? (Nyaa, Nyaa, MMA10! I asked first!)

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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G33
06-19-2001, 17:25
A number of the "answers" may be found in "12 Monkeys" (the movie version).

samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 17:36
Beginning of long string of weird doubletaps. I apologize.

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samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 17:37
Weird double tap!

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samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 17:42
Another weird double tap!

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samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 17:45
Double tap make ME Monkey Man!

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samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 17:47
Fubared double tap!

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samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 17:55
Monotonous double tap!

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samurairabbi
06-19-2001, 18:00
More double tap!

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samurairabbi
06-20-2001, 02:36
Damn, MMA10! First RECTIFICATION became CONFRONTATION! Then you jumped it up to a DUEL! ... That's cool; July is kind of a nothing month anyway.
-- Ordinarily, the fact that YOU first used the word "Duel" would make ME the challenged part (with MY choice of weapon), but your choice of weapon is far classier than anything my pharmacologically distorted mindset could have conceived, so I will go along with your egocentric 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) outlook and allow you to maintain your "challenged" status.
-- You just MAY have blown it with your Tamara comment. Tamara has not yet formally ACCEPTED my humble request to serve me in this hour of crisis, so your PRESUMPTION that she WILL be my second is, at best, premature. (See, Tam: DA' RABBI is the class act at this encounter!)
-- The transition of this "event" from "confrontation" to "duel" will require additional planning by the Dungeon Staff; publication of the schedule of events must therefore be delayed. Unlimited overtime has been authorized to formulate the kind of event protocols that do appropriate justice to this momentous upcoming event.

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Q-Ball
06-20-2001, 13:14
I see what happens, I leave you all alone for the week and you get into a tiff which honor demands must be resolved with even more weirdness... Sammi Just make sure you leave me time in the schedule at the upcomming weird feather duel to announce the next great inovation in Glockology from Q-Systems, and the follow on to the Virtual Plug, drumroll please,, The Super Saf-T-Block!!!!!


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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

samurairabbi
06-20-2001, 14:48
Have no fear, Q-Ball; we'll give you a good slot for your presentation to the audience at our Confrontation. Would you prefer a spot coordinated with the MORNING orgiastic spectator blowout, or the AFTERNOON sodden drunken spectator revelry? Either is possible at this point in our planning. Let us know.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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TKM
06-20-2001, 15:52
So, not only do I cringe upon learning of the existence of PAGE NINE, but within minutes I'm trying to pry the image of MMA10 and Sammy duking it out with French Ticklers out of my head with Q-tips. Help me mommy, I can't make them touch....... AAAARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!

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Happiness is a warm 10.

Glockeneger
06-20-2001, 16:39
This is becoming a Monty Python kinda thing. Too funny. You know what I like best about this post is the creative writing that you people have. Not only are we armed but we are funny and creative. Well that is all. So gentlemen good luck with the feather thing.

Tazz10m
06-20-2001, 20:10
MMA10, it's on the agenda, no problem. As for the "unlimited overtime," no, there will be no overtime at all except for our usual extended parties. We run a tight ship around here. And don't let that 9th page action get ya, any one of us could have pulled off the 9th page... if we wanted to strap on the MONKEY!

Now we got to SHOCK the monkey... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

GAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Hey, this is fun... sit still Samurai! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
06-21-2001, 01:13
ENCODED MESSAGE
FOR THE JAPANESE JEW
FROM CORRODED SCREWDRIVER

decode using protocol 14, modifier B1A


an 8 shot burst eh??
where'd you get the FA keyboard???
It's a conversion??
would you possibly sell it??
legal issues no concern

samurairabbi
06-21-2001, 12:23
ENCODED RESPONSE:
FROM: Yammering Yid
TO: Vodka-Intensive Screwdriver
RE: 8-Shot Keyboard Burst

Decode Using: 8-Track Tape CC1100

Regret to advise that 8-shot doubletap due to unrepeatable circumstance. Repeated Webtv message "Publisher could not be reached" masked actual (unknown to this agent) repeated queuing of message response. Circumstance not discovered until next morning. Such is life.

(98765) Transmission Concluded) (43210)



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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Rusty Phillips
06-21-2001, 13:07
REPLY FROM CORRODED SCREWDRIVER
(aka Vodka Intensive)


Oh, very well then.
"Publisher could not be reached".
It's a good excuse
I'll have to remember that,
the next time I'm in a jam.

samurairabbi
06-22-2001, 07:04
IMPORTANT CONFRONTATION PROCEDURAL QUESTION FOR THE 10-RING: Tazz, MMA10, a question has arisen which requires actual thought by the 10-Ring Penthouse crew. Sorry if this interrupts your chaotic incoherency up there.
-- Within the 10-Ring facility, we have no problem balancing the drunken orgiastic bombastic revelry made famous by the 10-Ring with the philosophical contemplation of the subtle nuances of reality which has given us a respected presence in the more intellectual parts of the firearms community. The superb facilities of the 10-Ring resort enable us to run BOTH simultaneously.
-- At the July 8 Confrontation, we must, of course, leave the confines of our marvelous layout and venture into the outside world. The facilities of the July 8 site are more limited, and while we can conduct BOTH programs, WE CANNOT DO SO SIMULTANEOUSLY! Therefore, we must decide on the proper timing allocation for our spectators on this important day. What time percentages should be allocated to each of the two programs?
-- Please do not give us the old "Penthouse 10-Ringers don't have to be bothered with mundane administrative details like this ... ". There is a little known codecil to the 10-Ring Charter which specifically states that the 10-Ring honchos do indeed have to accomplish SOMETHING useful during the course of a fiscal month. This is your chance to get your ticket punched for June.

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Glockeneger
06-22-2001, 12:02
We the Ten Ringers Should conduct everything at high noon. Meaning all activities such as surfing and jet sking and blowing sharks out of the water with baited explosives. Around 6 pm we should have the first drinks. Maybe a game of five drinks and a magnum. Remember we are the elite, we can do that. Grub should be served around 7:30 pm. After the meal We should pay attention to the moneys at hand. All surplus funds should be invested in the ten ring working off the intrest to make this organization grow. Remember we should be responsible about the task at hand. Also we should weed out the ones who might be investing into ther own pockets. EHH EM!! Ok After that is settled we should hit the beach. Maybe a game of volly ball. Maybe not. Maybe More drinking games. Put the french feathers away We will settle all with Baja Rosas mmmmmmmm Those are good. Alright See you there!!

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Glockeneger
06-22-2001, 16:43
I like the GSSF Idea. Indeed a well thought idea. We should shoot this problem out. then party. Three second bursts huh. Ok thats fair. There goes the neigbourhood. I like my first idea about the shark fishing. in fact we should build a fishing rod catapult that would launch a great white around 800 fps and bomb the shoreline of the big dawgs club.That might draw some life back into there Club. Ah yes mayham rules the day. Funny how this house is becoming famous. maybe because of the amount of talent in it. We are certainly not mainstream. maybe thats why we shoot 10mm. because those in the House of TEN Rock!!

samurairabbi
06-22-2001, 16:52
MMA10,
-- The first paragraph of your 22:18 post is as incomprehensible as the standard issue Tazz administrative memo. "ToT" to me means "time on target", which does not really fit the targeted (pardon my pun) issue. Please clarify.

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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cheygriz
06-22-2001, 19:50
Uhhhhhhh.....I was taught that TOT stood for time OVER target!

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Rusty Phillips
06-23-2001, 01:20
[57577 57577 7]
I guess nobody
wants to sit around and write
jap poetry that
doesnt have rhyme or reason

Well, in my current
vodka intensive state, I
find tanka - sijo
to be very amusing.
I'll go clean the garage now.

Have fun at your party boys.
[/57577 57577 7]
http://members.tripod.com/neca/Tanka-Sijo.htm

from Neca Stoller (Georgia, USA)

There is a sadness
when after days of turning
through fields of flowers
that seem endless, suddenly
the stream reaches the ocean.

Rusty Phillips
06-23-2001, 02:21
http://www.igs.net/~mtr/haiku-reviews/

Rusty Phillips
06-23-2001, 02:22
http://members.tripod.com/neca/jwo1.gif

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G29
06-23-2001, 16:34
"Honey, I'm home!"

Q-Ball
06-24-2001, 02:01
Sammi,
I will take a slot in the pre confrontation bombastic, orgastic debauch. I have a concern that if I wait untill afterwards most of the crew will be so inebriated that It would be impossible to penetrate the alchol and in the case of the Dungeon staff, pharmacologically induced haze...Also once I finish the presentation I can join the festivities. Another concern, who is going to make sure the pilots of the AC130 or Apache or whatever MMA has cooked up remian straight and uninebriated? Please do not overlook this important detail. The last thing we need is a gunship with a potted pilot flying around dropping 7.62, 20 mike mike and 105 fire into the tahitian lagoon, blowing up the pink flamingos and inflatable palms with which we have so tastefully decorated.

Glockengger,
Dude I am liking the blowing up sharks activity you are planning. I will speed up work on my trebuchet, it's a good sized one, we should be able to get a 1000 lb great white about 600 yards. I vote we put impact fuzes into the explosive bait and feed it to the sharks, then launch them! Hell this sounds like it will be more fun than getting liquored up and shooting rats with my .44

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10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

G7
06-24-2001, 14:58
PARDON THE INTERUPTION. I DECIDED TO BE A LURKER NO LONGER . . . AND MY FIRST POST JUST HAD TO BE ON THIS TOPIC.
AND NOW, BACK TO THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE...

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samurairabbi
06-24-2001, 16:27
Permit this lowly unworthy 45ACP-shooting scum-sucking mutant sleazeball to correct a possible confusion in the illustrious penthouse dwelling 10-ring mentality. We have TWO approaching events: the Intergalactic Kegger on June 31, AND the SamRab/MMA10 Confrontation on July 8. To the mentally addled 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) members who are contemplating wholesale destruction of various modes, please remember this: The IG Kegger will be at the 10-Ring facility, the Confrontation will NOT! Don't confuse them! If you do, the 10-Ring could have a massive rehab bill! And if you confuse the venue addresses on the invitations, the spectators could end up at the wrong places. Could mean bad publicity, don't you think?

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Tazz10m
06-24-2001, 18:58
There is no problem handling 2 or more events at once, we will just have this little duel in The 10 Ring Mega de Colossal Arena. MMA10, do ya think you can get those guys to narrow that cone of fire to a managible group of about a football field size area? I thought you could! Great, then we will just put up the special clear ceramic/Lexan shields around the arena to protect the members and guests and every one will have a good time. Those shields should also help keep the mess down and reduce the clean up efforts. Plus, those in the audience won't have to go clean up before the big BBQ at Lagoon side. I'm think'n that after the "duel", we can flood the arena with sea water and launch the sharks from the arena all the way over to Hushpuppy Farms and watch the impacts and resulting kaos on the arena's big screen.

BTW, the Blue Angels say they WILL be here for the airshow over The 10 Ring Trip Strip!

MMA10, I'm still working on the GSSF thing, so i'll have to get back to ya on that one.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tazz10m
06-24-2001, 19:26
Then we will take the drunken orgiastic bunny bouncing revelry made famous by the 10-Ring along with the philosophical contemplation and now the implimentation of the subtle nuances of reality which has given us more than merely a respected presence in the more seriously intellectual parts of the firearms community with us. On another note, Mr. Kosher Sharkbait, there is nothing bombastic about The 10 Ring, bite your tongue sir! We do have summary execution in this country! (For those who don't know, The 10 Ring is its own country, just like the vatican.) We also have big boats and a big ocean... we can sit down at about 50 feet and wave to you as you scream by headed straight down with your snazzy new cement swim fins... oooh... that would be a head rush! Remind me to bring the video camera, we can play it on the big screen. Hey, MMA10, do ya think you could just wound him so we can keep him fresh enough for shark fishing?

Or..... you could just go out and get a 10 mil like a real Ringer and become one of the family... the choice is yours... buy a 10 mil, and get a free Harley along with a cool 10 Ring leather jacket with tiger on the back... or stay in doggie jail with the dogs, live like a dog... and die like a dawwwwwwwwwg.... ha ha haaaaaaaaa.... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
06-24-2001, 21:57
Ahhh, yes! ... Leather ... So soft ... But So STRONG!!!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Rusty Phillips
06-25-2001, 01:41
Dont you guys know that
Rabbi already have a
monkey on his back?
Would tiger say "UUMMM - MONKEY?"
Would monkey say "I'm
not scared, I'm MOJO JOJO!"

cheygriz
06-25-2001, 16:46
Rabbi,

If you have no TEN by the time of the kegger, you will be prohibited from reading from the Torah! SO THERE!!!!!

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Tazz10m
06-25-2001, 19:30
I think tiger say "mmmm... monkey... MUNCH munch munch munch mmmmm...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
06-26-2001, 10:09
Okay, Cheygriz, now the gloves are coming off!
-- Of all the humiliations that have been inflicted on me down in the dungeon, there is ONLY ONE that is unforgivable! Eight months ago, the members of the 10-Ring arrested me. The charge: Smuggling books into the 10-Ring compound. Luckily, I was able to beat the rap on a technicality: None of the 10-Ringers could PROVE they were books!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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cheygriz
06-26-2001, 16:59
None of the 10-Ringers could PROVE they were books!

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Ahhhhh, yes!!!! Perhaps they were [magazines]

(Or do I mean "clips")

Or is that "clips" from magazines? Or possibly clips from books? Or magazines from books?

ARRRRRRRG! My graviton beam was neutralized by a positron field anomaly!!

Maybe, just MAYBE, we'll let you read from the Apochrapha!! MAYBE!!!
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samurairabbi
06-26-2001, 21:07
Tazz, I REJOICE! I am ECSTATIC! You are finally back in form!
-- For all these months, we have watch your leadership atrophy, your wretched descent to becoming a shattered remnant of the inspiring leader you once were. But no longer!
-- You have solved the schedule problems for the Confrontation with one daring move! You authorized transport of the full 10-Ring facilities to the Confrontation site! This is magnificient! No more worry about needing to alternate philosophical contemplation with world-rocking revelry! THIS is the kind of authoritative decisive comprehensive steadfast leadership we remember from you!
-- The Dungeon crew will show its appreciation of your mental re-emergence in a truly significant way: We will embezzle from the supplemental 10-Ring appropriation you signed for this change at ONLY TWENTY ONE PERCENT! This unprecedented reduction in our usual rate is our way of saying: Welcome back!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Hawkman
06-27-2001, 08:29
Wonder if this thread will ever die? Has it assumed a life of its own?

(x-files theme music in bacground)

Q-Ball
06-27-2001, 14:15
Sneedas jobazz kloppa kloppa ecto kramitz topreg hlotsd. Yeztoooa benjabba likto. Beendas teop prog derm wed needma tparz klord pont dongo. Seema drak tiziz xoto pmodo, ZORT ZORT ZORT!

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

samurairabbi
06-27-2001, 17:27
Q-Ball, the Dungeon crew will take your observation under advisement.
-- Okay, listen up, you 10-Ring clowns (pardon my redundancy), the schedule for the July 8 Confrontation will be published tomorrow evening! We are now providing a list of special terminology that will be used in that announcement, to facilitate your comprehension of the coming event.
-- MMA10 and RabidSpamurai will be "Principals".
-- RabidSpamurai, as resident of the city containing the Confrontation, will be "Host". MMA10, as visitor, will be "Guest".
-- Seconds thru Sixths to the Principals will be "Support", "Staff", "Auxiliaries", "Entourage", or a similar term. 10-Ringers are strongly advised to avoid use of the term "Groupie" in this context; to do so would risk SEVERE RETRIBUTION by powers that would object to such a term. Confidentiality restrictions prevent my specifying the identity of such "powers"; anyway, she knows who she is.
-- Spectators will be broken down (if necessary) into several classes. 10-Ring Board Members will be "Exalted Honored Guests. Regular 10-Ringers will be "Distinguished Honored Guests". Big Dawgers will be "Honored Dawgers". Glock owners will be "Honored Associates". Dungeon Staff will be "the crew that actually gets things done around here!". All OTHER spectators will be "Valued Common Rabble".
-- Schedule out tomorrow. Be alert.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Glockeneger
06-27-2001, 18:16
What if it rains? Whay dont you just settle this playing monopoly or twister. Or see who has the bigger Schwarts.

Rusty Phillips
06-28-2001, 00:43
[57577-7]
I'm afraid to post
on this thread again, until
you two have resolved
your petty differences.
Your fight is hurting us all.

Cant we all just get along?

How long before we
are fortunate to get to
the tenth page of this
historical document?
I say "Lock it on page 10".

Does it matter what I think?

My head hurts and Im
thinking about not going
to work, but Im here
already, how'd that happen.
uh oh, got to sign off now!

here comes the boss, he looks pissed
[/57577-7]

Tazz10m
06-28-2001, 07:31
Spamurai, the reason, as you CLEARLY know, you were arrested and tossed in jail (the second time last year) was because those "books" (as you call them) were mind numbing and written/illustrated to be coersively persuasive BARNEY propaganda! The only reason we let you slide was because you argued successfully that you only brought them into the 10 Ring in order to be used for targets and shot at.... aaaannnnd... you agreed to prove it by standing down range and personally hold them for us all while we shot at them with whatever we wanted. (I particularly liked the way Peter Kokalus played his rendition of "Wipe-out" with his .50 BMG Ma Deuce and turned barney into floating purple confetti drifting out of your hands. You looked a little like Micky Mouse in the wizard get up throwing star dust... coooool... oh, and that shot Cheygrits made shooting that picture of barney bent over out of your mouth with that RPG was absolutely CLASSIC! You should have seen the look on your face as that rocket zipped by taking barney's ass with it and then exploding on the back stop down range! AWESOME!! I'll never forget that!)

Hey, what are you doing for 4th of July? Maybe you could get your friend barney to come stand down range and hold a target over his ass this time! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

Btw, Q-Ball, tiny little typo, but very important "Yeztooa" is spelled with 2 "o"s, not 3. The Backtoobiens are really picky about their language and have been known to get upset and even violent if they feel disrespected. (Long story).

Rusty, yes, it does matter what you think. See how you have a headache?


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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
06-28-2001, 09:57
[57577 7]
I am wondering
if my computer has a
problem or if I
might have that tanka-sijo
virus that I heard about.

I type normal sentences,

and all I see are
these five, seven, five, seven,
seven syllable
japanese poems that do
not rhyme or make any sense.

How do I get it to stop?
[/57577 7]

Rusty Phillips
06-28-2001, 09:58
[57577 7]
I am wondering
if my computer has a
problem or if I
might have that tanka-sijo
virus that I heard about.

I type normal sentences,

and all I see are
these five, seven, five, seven,
seven syllable
japanese poems that do
not rhyme or make any sense.

How do I get it to stop?
[/57577 7]

samurairabbi
06-28-2001, 11:45
Double-tap Haiku! Now I have seen everything!
-- Confrontation schedule later tonight.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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samurairabbi
06-28-2001, 14:51
-- SCHEDULE FOR JULY 8 CONFRONTATION --

7:54AM - Arrival of Host Principal and Entourage

7:58 - Arrival of Guest Principal and Entourage

8:00 - Ceremonial Handshake between Principals

8:01 - Ceremonial exchange between Principals of observations concerning each others' IQ, parentage, eyesight, ancestry, and sense of direction.

8:15 - Revelry over exchange of Principals' observations.

9:00 - Ceremonial exchange between Principals of tired insults about the 45ACP and 10mm calibers.

9:10 - Intensive imbibing of beverages to relieve agony of listening to tired caliber insults.

10:00 - Ceremonial firing of full power 10mm cartridge at 50 yard target

10:00:03 - Initiation of revelry to celebrate ceremonial firing of 10mm cartridge

10:45 - Ceremonial firing of 45ACP cartridge at 50 yard target

10:47:13 - Ceremonial arrival of 45ACP bullet at target

10:47:16 - Revelry to celebrate ceremonial firing of 45ACP target

11:00 - Ceremonial reading of the complete roster of American 10mm shooters.

11:01:21 - Completion of ceremonial reading of the complete roster of American 10mm shooters

11:01:25 - Pre-lunch revelry

Noon - Lunch

1:00PM - Post-lunch revelry

2:00 - Ceremonial presentation of Glock Lifetime Achievement Award to MMA10 for his stupendous accomplishments in humiliating the nickel-plated sissy gun owners.

2:05 - Revelry to celebrate MMA10's Lifetime Achievement Award.

3:00 - Philosophical Dissertation by Samurai Rabbi on achieving financial independence by ripping off successful organizations that have no clue about tracking cash flow.

3:15 - Revelry to shake off effects of boring financial presentation.

4:00 - Ceremonial destruction of beater '74 Buick parked at edge of parking lot using A-10, Apache, and AC-130 equipment flown by pilots who have no clue that the Dungeon Staff recalibrated their attack computers to shoot where-ever the hell we feel like!

4:08 - Revelry celebrating the impressive show of the beater blowing up under all the ordinance.

4:55 - Principals report to center stage for the Confrontation

4:59 - Initiation of Confrontation

4:59:03 - Conclusion of Confrontation

5:00 - Dinner

7:00 - Post-dinner revelry

9:00 - Evening revelry

11:00 - Late-night revelry





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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Rusty Phillips
07-01-2001, 02:47
children - as i am
nearing death, it is now time
that I tell you the
story of the rabbi and
the man called make mine a ten

years ago, on a
cold day in july, there was
arghhhh, gurgle....... gasp

Rusty Phillips
07-01-2001, 02:50
a great battle that
wheez..... cough...

Rusty Phillips
07-01-2001, 07:33
ended both of their short lives
see Tazz had a backpack nuke

gebooth
07-01-2001, 11:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi:
-- Spectators will be broken down (if necessary) into several classes. 10-Ring Board Members will be "Exalted Honored Guests. Regular 10-Ringers will be "Distinguished Honored Guests". Big Dawgers will be "Honored Dawgers". Glock owners will be "Honored Associates". Dungeon Staff will be "the crew that actually gets things done around here!". All OTHER spectators will be "Valued Common Rabble".
-- Schedule out tomorrow. Be alert.



Hmm, I don't have a 10mm, but do have a Ruger 9mm, a Glock 45, and some .357 revolvers.

I guess that places me in the spectator class of "Honored Spinning Dawgs?" Or are 9mm owners not invited?


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Big Dawg #42, NRA, CCRKBA, GOA, WAC, Focus on Front Sight...Press..
"Nothing that walks, crawls, swims or flies is ever free from danger." "Cogito, Ergo Armatus Sum."

G33
07-01-2001, 11:23
Page 10!
Will we hit another worm-hole when there are more pages than room at the top to list them?
Stand by...

Spinning Dawg--I like that one. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

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gebooth
07-01-2001, 11:29
Originally posted by samurairabbi:
-- SCHEDULE FOR JULY 8 CONFRONTATION --
4:00 - Ceremonial destruction of beater '74 Buick parked at edge of parking lot using A-10, Apache, and AC-130 equipment flown by pilots who have no clue that the Dungeon Staff recalibrated their attack computers to shoot where-ever the hell we feel like!



I am sorry to announce that the 74 Buick won't be available. It was hit by an errant meteor while being used for recon activities in the desert. Umm, sorry, the truth is that someone was trying to find some dessert when they collided with a Meteor coupe. In any case, a new primary target is needed.

Options for new targets:
The 10 Ring members's cars with the MMM stickers on the back.
Tamara's motorcycle.
The car that hit Tamara.
Z28Phreak's new car.
Whichever car gets piddled on first by WalterGA's dog Pepper.

The self-appointed ad-hoc target selection committee is seeking other options.




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Big Dawg #42, NRA, CCRKBA, GOA, WAC, Focus on Front Sight...Press..
"Nothing that walks, crawls, swims or flies is ever free from danger." "Cogito, Ergo Armatus Sum."

Rusty Phillips
07-01-2001, 16:03
[57577 5]
and while I'm now blind
and have had touble breathing
I feel lucky to
survive the radiation
poisoning that weakened me

yeah - very lucky

You see, after that
blast, there was only ten of
us left to carry
on. Since everyone else was
sterile, it was all up to

me and your grandma.......
[/57577 5]

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Rusty Phillips
07-02-2001, 00:39
so now tommy, toby, tammy, timmy, tanner, tyler, teddy, thea, tabatha, tad, tasha, tess, truman, taylor, tucker, tulsa, tobias, tiffany, travis, trevor, tara, tracey, thaddaeus, theodore, ty, tatiana, and titus and all the rest of you... why dont you go play now - your grandpa is getting really tired.

cough, wheeze, cough....

soon I will leave this place and go to heaven to be with your grandma.

I still remember her in that little yellow red and blue bikini the day we spent out at the lake. I sure do miss her since she died in that shootout - who would have thought that her bullet would have exited that big fatass punk with enough energy to rupture that propane bulk storage tank?

At any rate kids it is time for me to die and go to heaven. Grandma and I will be up there looking out for ya.

urghhh........

TKM
07-03-2001, 04:15
Six months and twenty one days. Its taken 13, 22, 42(Feb/Mar apparently embezzled by Sammy), 21, 17, 17, 14, 10 and 13 days per page so far. Well, we are nothing if not erratic. In a consistent kind of way. I can't believe I predicted page 10 in October.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi
07-03-2001, 17:36
Permit me the temerity of interrupting the subtly elegant pathos of Corroded Screwdriver's retroactively clairvoyant account of the aftermath of the July 8 Confrontation, in order to give an important bulletin about this Confrontation.
-- IMPORTANT 10-RING ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT: The totally unexpected profitability of the June 31 Intergalactic Kegger has enabled us to make certain changes to the arrangements for the approaching July 8 Confrontation:
1) FREE valet parking will be offered.
2) Lunch and dinner will be FREE to credentialed 10-Ring and Big Dawg members. Other Glock-toting guests will pay only a nominal charge to experience Mongo's world-class cuisine. Common Rabble guests will still have to pay, but hell, it will be worth it!
3) The beater '74 Buick will be replaced in the airborne blasting by 4 fully fueled surplus T-62 tanks; we got a hell of a deal from one of our Eastern European admirers.
4) Breakfast will be served (again, at no charge) to the staff and guests that wish to arrive before the festivities actually begin. When Mongo saw the massive increase in the Confrontation Food budget, he said: "Me cook THREE meals! No can blow full budget on ONLY lunch and dinner! You no agree, you end up wedged behind piano!" Mongo can be very persuasive.
-- More later, as the situation develops.


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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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gebooth
07-03-2001, 19:08
OK, I'll bite, what 9mm load is good for use on T-62 tanks? Is that what the 147grainers are for?

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Big Dawg #42, NRA, CCRKBA, GOA, WAC, Focus on Front Sight...Press..
"Nothing that walks, crawls, swims or flies is ever free from danger." "Cogito, Ergo Armatus Sum."

Tazz10m
07-03-2001, 21:41
Candy Gram for Mongo... Candy Gram for Mongo...



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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Fortyfied
07-03-2001, 23:28
this post is here because of net lag... please delete.

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Fortyfied
07-03-2001, 23:29
this post is here because of net lag... please delete.

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Fortyfied
07-03-2001, 23:31
I've found the 9mm spent uranium snake load to be a great way to clean rust off my T62.

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Big Dawg 870
The 10 Ring 870

Rusty Phillips
07-04-2001, 02:23
Originally posted by samurairabbi:
Permit me the temerity of interrupting the subtly elegant pathos of Corroded Screwdriver's retroactively clairvoyant account of the aftermath of the July 8 Confrontation.......

Mr. Rabbi - help me out here - I am unclear on this - am I correct in assuming that you think my futuristic dream sequence was a little too far fetched to be believeable?

come on.... I hardly think that after Tazz's backpack nuke initiated WW3 that she would have any problems marrying me. I mean theres only ten of us left and Im the only one capable of giving her children.

In other words - If it was just she and me alone on a desert island with no chance of rescue you think she would put a 10mm norma between my eyes?

Im not that bad looking - am I? or perhaps I am decent looking but I have a tendency to piss everyone off?

you can tell me the truth... I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

Ah, so now the truth comes out.... and I am doomed to wear a mask to cover the hideousness that is me.

are you still accepting applications for dungeon sweeper? or perhaps other custodial duties

Q-Ball
07-04-2001, 14:36
Sammi:
AHHHMMMMM Knock Knock, anybody home McFly??? You have ovelooked somthing!!! Did you forget about my request for time in the AM to introduce and peddle the Super Saf-T-Block. I do not see one single thing in the schedule about Q-Systems. Quite frankly I am disapointed, after all the advertising money Q-Systems has funneled into the 10-Ring, which I am quite aware that you have been embezelling at a rate of nearly 48.36%, I would have thought I deserved more consideration than that. I am seriously considering introducing a proposal before the 10 Ring Board Of Directors to institute some serious accounting procedures, namely hiring the Q-Systems Bistromathic Accounting Division (BAD) to keep track of the books. Now we both know this is going to put a serious crimp in your embezellment scheme, primarily because of the relativly high cost of buying off Schitz and Crack. Believe you me, with those kind of bar tabs they dont come cheap. And don't even think of trying any funny stuff with the gunnery computers on the A-10, Apache and AC-130. We still have three whole pallets of Stingers that Jimbo and Myself "diverted" from that shipment to the Contras back in the '80s. I know Stingers aint much but with 36 of em theres gonna be hell to pay if ordnance starts landing close to the Q-Systems display tent and tatoo parlor. Oh and dont try to stick me in between the firing and arrival of the ceremonial .45 ACP, I need at least 10 minutes to make an effective pitch. Please rectify this oversight ASAP.
Thanks
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

samurairabbi
07-04-2001, 16:33
Q-Ball, check the attachment map to your Confrontation Vendor info kit; your operation is covered! Look at that map. You have a DOUBLE table strategically positioned to get the bar, snack, and dinner traffic GOING RIGHT PAST YOUR SETUP on its way TO AND FROM their imbibing the offerings available at this blowout! Any marketing type can tell you that having a 14-hourlong shot at the food and drink crowd is FAR better than a 10 minute presentation to an audience that is fixated on getting its next beer. (By the way, can we make a deal on those 36 Stingers?)
-- Rusty, you too misunderstand! Your quality of expression makes mundane issues of fiction vs. non-fiction irrelevant to any aspect of this thread! Even if your story is fiction, our adoration of your legend MAKES IT TRUE! The 10-Ring will soon be establishing a new position: 10-Ring Poet Laureate. You will be a prime candidate for it.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Rusty Phillips
07-04-2001, 23:34
Thank you Mr Rabbi for reassuring me.

please know that I am very interested in the position of 10-Ring Poet Laureate....

things have been getting so bad that I am considering running for attorney general of south carolina on the democratic ticket.

but I would also consider that dungeon sweepers position if it is still available.

Q-Ball
07-05-2001, 17:55
Sammi, MMA et-al.
Well I seem to have discovered the problem, after rooting through the garbage cans, bird cage, and cat box, I discovered the vendor info pack folded into fourths and jammed under one leg of the kitchen table to stop that annoying rock. Sammi appears to have sent the vendor info pack snail mail.

Note to all concerned:
Dont send me anything snail mail, I dont read it. Mostly it gets trashed, but the vendor info pack seemed to have excellent ballast properties.

Sammi:
Your proposal is acceptable with a few provisions.
1: I get a ringside seat to the confrontation, and when I say seat I mean a big LAY-Z-ASS recliner, with cupholders and electric massage thingies and other good stuff like that.
2: I want a Tahitian Lagoon Girl to rub my feet, comb my back hair, and bring me drinks with little umbrellas in em.
3: Make sure Mongo includes plenty of uncooked red meat at chow time for my support staff. Skank and Schitz subsist almost entirely on steak tartar and beer milkshakes.

I dont think these provisions are unreasonable for a primo sponsor like Q-Systems.

Oh about the stingers, I might be prevailed upon to part with a few of em, say one pallet at 75% of standard retail. If the aforementioned Tahitian Lagoon Girl has really great ahh ahmmm ,,,,assets?
We will talk about that later.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

samurairabbi
07-05-2001, 20:13
-- MMA10: Mongo can set up a really great spread for the emergency Friday night 10-Ring board meeting; he needs your confirmation by 7PM. The wine selection may be a bit limited (late notice, you know), but the 10-Ring board is more of a beer-type crowd, anyway.
-- Q-Ball: Your palatial setup is already in place. The Tahitian Lagoon sweeties have paid SPECIAL attention to your emjoyment of the Confrontation activities; they have been working ALL LAST WEEK on fulfilling your every need! Trust me, you will be MELLOW by Monday.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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samurairabbi
07-06-2001, 16:44
Actually, MMA10, everything has been covered. Details are being coordinated by our support staffs; your time is too precious to be expended on such administrative detail. Your illustrious service in humiliating the Nickel Plated Sissy Gun owners will, of course, be a focal point of the afternoon festivities. Be assured that the Dungeon Staff will insure that all goes smoothly.
-- Black Tie would, I think, be a little overboard; powder residue from shooting the GSSF stages would mess up our fine threads. I believe RO attire for me, and some kind of LE getup for you, would strike the kind of note that would impress the locals.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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TKM
07-06-2001, 18:42
Dear Sammi; Re: the black tie. We, the cogniscenti of such things(and thongs{oops a little OT}), have found that Agrip material allows one to not only attend the finest of social events, but to blow the living Barney out of targets of opportunity without mussing our otherwise dapper appearance. Topped off by a whiff of Eue 'de Hoppes 9 and accented by black rimmed fingernails (formal wearish, I guess) we shall surely present such a formidable fashion front that anyone who carries less than a double digit metric caliber will certainly slink off into the Stygian darkness where the books are cooked by those who can't count past nine or have an IQ over .45. I meant to offend someone else but I got carried away and forgot who........

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi
07-07-2001, 15:48
Okay, TKM, we'll give the formal approach a chance: Black Tie Optional! The 10-Ring tailor shop will be open to accomodate any late rush. We'll show the rabble how a class act handles a dispute!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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samurairabbi
07-07-2001, 15:50
Webtv doubletap

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Tazz10m
07-08-2001, 08:46
Ah, yes... this is all coming together very well! And, just so you know, the incredibly perky 10 Ring Tanned Tahitian Girls will be parading around clad in nothing but Brooks' specially designed Agrip ExtraPerk Extreme Wear™ showcasing it for the first time in public.

Btw, the air space over the official event location has been declared RESTRICTED and so ANY aircraft spotted flying over without the proper 10 Ring ID Transmitters will be deemed OPEN TARGETS for our Inhanced Range and Effect Stinger Demo. Of course we will have a special drawing for the "We are the People, not the Enemy, Melon Labe!" contest where 2 people will be chosen at random from the raffle tickets to compete against each other shooting at the various aircraft attempting to overfly the event. Special extra points will be awarded to specific aircraft types with bonus prizes for shooting down any unmarked black helicopters and news media craft with special bonus prize for any "DarkStar" and other recon drones splashed. All in all, it should make for quite an exciting show!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
07-08-2001, 12:38
Golly, Tazz, you have 5-shot doubletap on your keyboard! Well, I have EIGHT shot on mine! NYAA, NYAA!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Rusty Phillips
07-08-2001, 13:49
hmm....

yet another attempt to pad your post count????

Rusty Phillips
07-08-2001, 13:49
hmm....

yet another attempt to pad your post count????

G33
07-08-2001, 13:50
We are "GO" for page 11...
Stand by...

G33
07-08-2001, 13:53
We are "GO" for page 11...
Stand by...

Rusty Phillips
07-08-2001, 14:05
multiple taps to pad post count eh????

sad.

PeterParker
07-08-2001, 18:19
This is the one of the first times I've popped into the 10 ring..(I'm a .40 guy for now)..is this what having a cannon does to you guys? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

Tazz10m
07-08-2001, 18:27
Hey Rusty... you wouldn't be trying to pad your post count would you? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

Sammy, ya need to replace the batteries in your solar powered calculator... there were 6 shots pumped in there!

Seems there is something wrong with the server... i bet it's US GOV ALIENS!!!!!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

G33
07-08-2001, 22:04
I have this strange feeling...
Cannons on the right...
Cannons on the left...

G33
07-08-2001, 22:06
I have this strange feeling...
Cannons on the right...
Cannons on the left...

samurairabbi
07-09-2001, 10:51
(... sigh ...) Tazz, this is most uncivilized of you. You claim I miscounted the multiple tap capability of your keyboard, but then you exercise your moderator capability to DESTROY THE EVIDENCE OF WHAT ACTUALLY OCCURRED! Your action is contrary to the Generally Accepted Standards of Caliber Repartee. I believe that even a protocol-challenged 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) member will agree with this lowly dungeon denizen that your conduct in this instance is severely deficient. Please try to improve in the future.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Tazz10m
07-09-2001, 12:25
Well... i guess that's better than being prophylactically challanged... like some people we know. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
07-10-2001, 00:36
The confrontation was indefinitely delayed, due to the absense of Samurai's Second...

I'll admit it, the second was with me the whole time - sorry Mr Rabbi.

I guess its kindof like a beauty and the beast sort of thing.

can I still be poet laureate?

cheygriz
07-10-2001, 16:31
Is page 11 a go yet????

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

samurairabbi
07-10-2001, 21:36
Permit me to thank MMA10 for his gracious praise for our running of the events surrounding the Confrontation events of last Sunday. It was a pleasure to be host for so classy a guest.
-- At some point in the future, we WILL settle the issue of responsibility for arranging the weather; this sounds (to me) like a 7-drink issue, not to be rushed.
-- The 2-hour rain delay did, as MMA noted, require that certain events in the schedule be cancelled; the ceremonial 45ACP firing was the foremost of these deletions. Contrary to what may be believed, the cancellation of the ceremonial reading of the 10mm roster was NOT caused by time constraints! (I mean, C'mon! How much time could that take!) In this case, we were up against personnel considerations. Most of the 10-Ringers were incoherent by that time in the day. MMA10, the foremost candidate for this reading, was ... how to say it? ... "heavily committed" to "intellectual exchange" with the Tahitian Lagoon Sweeties, and it would have been a gross protocol breach to allow a Big Dawger to read the 10-Ring roster. Cancelling the reading solved these interrelated problems. (Actually, even if the 10-Rings were sober at that time, I doubt the reading could have taken place. I continue to believe that the only reason the 10-Ring detected the Barney books I smuggled into the 10-Ring facility was my error in bringing in Barney PICTURE books!)
-- We had to show GREAT discretion in which events we cancelled. To reduce the revelry time for the spectators would have, we both agreed, been boorish in the extreme! Cutting or rearranging meal service would have been dangerous; neither of us relished the thought of finishing the day wedged behind Mongo's piano. Postponing the Confrontation itself was the smoothest solution to this problem. Perhaps Tamara will be able to attend the rescheduled event.
-- There is one redeeming feature to the Confrontation postponement: it gives me a chance to reach the thousand post mark in the event, as is entirely conceivable, that I might not emerge victorious from the Confrontation. Honesty does require that I acknowledge that a 10-Ring Penthouse occupant just MIGHT get lucky enought to prevail in this circumstance.

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CastleBravo
07-11-2001, 03:55
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls is starting to act fussy.. I think it needs its litter box cleaned out.

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10 Ring # 5150
"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken
The Pit: http://www.geocities.com/mr_motorhead/index.html

G33
07-11-2001, 12:52
Asimov, are we to page 11 yet?

samurairabbi
07-11-2001, 16:18
G33,
-- Not yet.

Tazz10m
07-11-2001, 23:20
Most of the 10-Ringers were incoherent by that time in the day.

So, what's your point Sam? At least we're consistant! I for one, am not going to argue with 10 perky bikini clad tropical curves pinning me in a permagrin and forcing me to eat brandy and honey soaked succulent sweet peaches at the peak of their season which have been so carefully stripped so perfectly clean of their peach fuzz and certified Grade A1 Perfect by the US Department of Extraclimaxion! My gosh, not even MONGO would pass that up! Good thing that new Agrip Extreme Wear™ is grippy when everything else is slippery! There are some situations that sandpaper and rubber just can't handle!

Btw, MMA10, Kitty said Buffy just couldn't stop talking about how well you made her... ...oh, wait a minute, i got a call... ...MMA10, i'll have to tell ya later, actually, she wants you to call her, i'm sure she'll tell ya, turn around and look at yer backside in the mirror and you'll find her phone number... hey, something came up, got to go... talk to ya later... ciao...

...movin to the county, gonna eat a lot of peaches... movin to the county...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

CastleBravo
07-12-2001, 07:05
Asimov my butt!!! Friday, would you thaw out Mr. Heinlein and tell him we need Methuselah's Children to get cracking on the barbecue? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken
The Pit: http://www.geocities.com/mr_motorhead/index.html

samurairabbi
07-12-2001, 12:19
Tazz, permit me to offer wisdom:
-- The ecstasy of achieving a refined ethereal essence of perfected incoherency MUST, curiously enough, be built on a firm foundation of COHERENCY! Such is the way of the master! This requirement must, I fear, preclude many 10-Ringers from achieving such perfection. ;-)

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Tazz10m
07-12-2001, 14:57
When you can take off all your clothes and dance on them as a little child, then you will be ready to enter the Inner Realms of The 10 Ring and be washed pure and humble. It is then that you will laugh at the idea of becoming a master, and yet, you will have already passed beyond. It is then you will cry tears of perfect joy and know that you are there. You will look directly into the sun and not be blinded, but see.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

VN350X10
07-12-2001, 16:26
Having read all the posts in this thread(HA FAT CHANCE)

BE IT KNOWN TO ALL CONCERNED::


The SAMURI RABBI & his minions did one hell of a job at INDY. They even stopped the rain, so old uncle albert didn't sweat to death in his raingear.


Don, a sincere thank you to you and the entire crew at Indy.

Al Kunz, aka uncle albert

AND NOW, BACK TO THE INTERGALACTIC KEGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!(burp)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G33
07-12-2001, 17:39
CB,
Excellent point.

Burp......

samurairabbi
07-14-2001, 15:46
Actually, MMAmonkeyman, your winnings are safe. This is a reward for INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCE, not 10-Ring general revenue, and is therefore exempt from the 39% Dungeon embezzlement rate. By the way, it is 39% even, not the 39.6% rate you claim; we are not greedy down here in the dungeon! (More later about the deviation from the official 35% rate; the Dungeon Crew is now busy getting that correct phone number to you).

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TKM
07-15-2001, 03:01
Tazz; took your advice about dancing on my clothing etc.. Now I'm not allowed in Thrifties anymore. Thanks for nothing.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi
07-16-2001, 13:14
No problem. It would have been boorish in the extreme for me to abscond with any individual funds belonging to the legendary and immortal MakeMineA6Pack.
-- Still working on my reply to the 35%/39% controversy; I will keep the readers of this thread posted on its progress. By the way, if you DO have your emergency 10-Ring Board (or is it BORED?) meeting, Mongo can provide a really class spread on only 30 minutes notice! He is back in the 10-Ring Facility now, so we don't need that 2 hour notice inconvenience any more.

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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devilsred
07-16-2001, 18:20
*bink*

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G33
07-17-2001, 04:59
999

For the Bats.

Tazz10m
07-17-2001, 08:15
TKM, once you've made it into the 10 Ring Inner Realms, you will never worry about going into another Thrifty again.

Btw people, please, no graffitti on the walls unless it's "ok'd" with the 10 Ring Graffitti Committee first. Thank God for "EZ-Clean" walls!

So, Mongo, can you give me a hint as to the name of the spread for tonight? Last nights Buffee' was preeeeetty gooooood.... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

thisaway
07-17-2001, 09:32
OMG! Eleven pages! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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cheygriz
07-17-2001, 16:48
PAGE 12:

Going once,

Going twice..................

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samurairabbi
07-17-2001, 17:09
Not yet, I think.

Glockeneger
07-17-2001, 18:16
wont be long and the Borg will find this page.

G33
07-17-2001, 19:19
Make it so.

Tazz10m
07-17-2001, 19:48
More like coming than going.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Q-Ball
07-18-2001, 12:07
Err Take note,
175 grain 10mm Winchester STHP goes through borg shields like wet toilet paper.

THIS HAS BEEN A COMMUNITY SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT Q-SYSTEMS.
Q

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10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Q-Ball
07-18-2001, 12:08
Alchohol induced double tap!
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samurairabbi
07-18-2001, 14:30
-- I think the Borg would be outmatched by this thread.
-- I will take a break from composing the 35%/39% response, and test the limits of the new graffitti enforcement:

45!

It will be interesting to watch the response to this gambit.

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Tazz10m
07-18-2001, 19:02
3. WE will assimulate the Borg! HA!!!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
07-19-2001, 03:46
4. ... and we will rip off FORTY THREE percent of THEIR revenue!

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Q-Ball
07-19-2001, 13:14
Sammi
I like the way you think, that would I am sure be pre-tax earnings.

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"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Glockeneger
07-19-2001, 18:28
Whats better Coke or Pepsi?

Glockeneger
07-19-2001, 18:29
Whats better Coke or Pepsi?

Tazz10m
07-19-2001, 19:19
Samster, NOW yer talk'n! I've been waiting a long time for this day. 'Bout damn thyme!

5. We free the Borg's captive women.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
07-20-2001, 17:44
AT LAST! Something to unify the Penthouse and Dungeon operations!
-- Okay, Tazz and MakeMineA7and7, we need POLICY GUIDANCE from the 10-Ring Bored Board. Our proposed Borg revenue embezzlement rate of 43% is based on the philosophy that at that rate of rip-off, the Borg can continue INDEFINITELY without going bankrupt; this would clearly maximize our LONG-TERM income. However, the tone of the posts on this subject seems to imply that we should forget the long-haul aspects, go for the quick big bucks, and put those Borg clowns into Chapter 13 PRONTO! Am I reading the intent of the 10-Ring correctly? If so, let us know how long you want the Borg to continue so we can milk them; the Dungeon financial gurus will then establish the applicable percentage.
-- The 35%/39% response will, of course, be delayed until this issue is resolved.


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cheygriz
07-21-2001, 13:43
Don't tell anyone who doens't have proper clearance, but I am, actually, Locutus of Borg. YOU will ALL be assimilated.

Resistance is futile! We are the Borg!

(And you won't get a single Dinar of our revenue. We will assimilate your assets as well as your population!!)

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samurairabbi
07-21-2001, 16:53
Yaa, sure, okay, whatever rings your chimes, Locutus. This thread, I think, will give you Borg characters a major collective headache! Personally, I think your collective mental presence couldn't compute an accelerated depreciation writeoff schedule if it walked up and bit you on your assets!

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Tazz10m
07-22-2001, 09:22
I agree.

To hell with the Borg! (Great battle cry, eh?) We will take EVERYTHING they have that's worth anything, destroy everything that's not, and send them all to the fires of hell. We will melt them all down and use them for bullets in our guns! As a side benefit, we will save the entire universe from the Borg, we will then be heros, and then people will shower us with all manner of riches and wealth, and there will then be no more reason to hassle with "schemes".

Sounds like a plan to me. Let's ROCK!!!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

G33
07-22-2001, 11:55
The Seven of Nine waiting for page 12.

The moon is in the stove.

The galaxy is on the cat necklace.

The sun also rises.

None shall pass.

TKM
07-22-2001, 17:54
I want a look at 8 and 9 of 9. Dyslexic of Borg "Resistance is futile, your ass will be laminated."

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Happiness is a warm 10.

Tazz10m
07-23-2001, 01:34
10

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Sta. 18
07-23-2001, 10:10
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

Cougar
07-23-2001, 13:37
Tazz I will see your 10 and raise you another 5

TKM
07-23-2001, 16:01
Okay, thats 10 and 5 and another 5. Wait a second, the kittys a little light here. Where's Sammy? Damnit, you guys are s'posed to be keeping an eye on him. Oh well, whatever. Waitress, another round for the table and fresh virgins for my men please.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi
07-23-2001, 16:17
TKM, I am hurt! I am shocked ... SCHOCKED! ... to find you believe that I would commit so profane an act as lifting chips out of a poker pot! I mean, even for me, some things are sacred! (Besides, you know the Dungeon players would wipe out you Penthouse guys by the end of the night, anyway; why steal what you would win legitimately?) I am so bummed out by this accusation that I must further delay the 35%/39% explanation.

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Tazz10m
07-23-2001, 19:07
See guys, he's just not quite 10 Ring caliber... yet...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

MakeMineA10mm
07-24-2001, 15:16
Don't let Sammy's psycho-babble (no matter how fluent) distract you... He showed me the 10-Ring Dungeon under-table, chip-sucking, gonckulator (patent pending) at the GSSF shoot. I just had no idea it was this ready for a "real-world" test...

Of course, it sounds like more than the usual 10-Ring heavy drinking was going on that night, so that may explain the success of the test...

samurairabbi
07-25-2001, 09:20
Okay, MakeMineAGinAndTonic, you caught me! I am surprised you remembered the Gonckulator from your Confrontation
Tour (especially with all the "distractions" in the hot tub at the range that day.) Clearly you have mental capacity GREATLY exceeding the usual minimally perceptive 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) mentality.
-- Actually, no 10-Ringer lost money during the "alpha" testing; any removed chips were reinserted by the device into later pots which would be won by the originally ripped-off player. (It IS a TWO-way device!) The trademark sodden drunkedness of the usual 10-Ring gang made them the ideal testing group for this gizmo; beta testing will begin after results have been analyzed.

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MakeMineA10mm
07-25-2001, 11:34
Originally posted by samurairabbi:
I am surprised you remembered the Gonckulator from your Confrontation
Tour (especially with all the "distractions" in the hot tub at the range that day.) Clearly you have mental capacity GREATLY exceeding the usual minimally perceptive 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) mentality.

Well, I AM a member of the 10-Ring Penthouse... You must remember, the elite of the elite should not be underestimated... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

cheygriz
07-25-2001, 13:27
Locutus here. we have just completed assimilation of the Breen. We are currently assimilating the Gem Hadar and their "Founders." YOU"RE NEXT!!!!

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G33
07-25-2001, 15:44
Molon Labe, big boy Borg...
As per above we can laminate you.
Dr. Who, Help!

samurairabbi
07-25-2001, 17:55
Hey, Locutie! Bubbaleh! Get with the program! Sure, you been rackin' up cheap wins against the farm teams, but when you decide to take on the 10-Ring, you are going up against the SHOW! If you aggravate us, we'll raid the Dungeon Petty Cash Account and send in a Surreptitious Snatch Team to kidnap your sorry tush, just like the Enterprise crew did, and use your knowledge to ream out your collective consciousness with a no. 3 oversize! Remember those two cubes of yours that got de-cubed by the "klutzie" humans? Well, for you collective depressives, the third time AIN'T the charm!
-- I mean, hey, lighten up! Look, we'll cut you one helluva deal: Send one of your clones down to the Tahitian Lagoon for a while. We'll treat him RIGHT! With your collective reality shtick, you can ALL enjoy the party! If you decide to stay with it, we'll cut you a membership rate of $800 per month; that is a STEAL for you guys, what with your universal group experience thing.
-- The Dungeon Crew will throw in a freebie. Face it, your marketing stinks! All that hard-sell gloom-and-doom stuff is SO two hours ago! We'll show you crew how a really topnotch organization gets the word out. Think it over.

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MakeMineA10mm
07-26-2001, 15:09
Sammy,

What an offer!!!!!!

samurairabbi
07-26-2001, 17:39
Thanks, MMA; I hope Locutus and the Borg gang decide to accept the offer. Sending a crew out to blow up the latest cube that wanders into the neighborhood would disrupt our August party schedule. Even worse, it would distort the kitchen planning for the month, and you know how Mongo gets when that happens! Of course, it would be interesting to see a Borg Cube wedged behind an upright piano; not an everyday sight!

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Q-Ball
07-27-2001, 16:32
Sammi: MMA: Tazz et-al
Just so no one breaks a sweat with theese Borg schmucks Skank and Hymie have just finish some modifications to the Virtual Plug, essentially fitting the device with a polyphasic Cassimer trap and and a dual stage kinetic modulator. Any 10mm fitted with the modified VP will be capable of launching the new Q-Systems Kill-O-Zap neutronium cored penetrator straight through 3 Borg cubes and the back seat of a '77 Dodge Charger. ALSO the Bistromathinc Acounting Division (BAD) has finished beta testing their temporal retroengineering accounting software. This will allow you to will have been cooking the Borg books for up to 1348 years in the past. Basically you can have would make us rich and them bankrupt at will. Only catch is your gonna have to run it on a pre ME system, the frigign smart tags in XP keep messing up the cyclical reversion calculator. Your copy is in the mail. I hope this helps out and lets the dungeon staff get back to the really important stuff, like planning the next 10 Ring party.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Tamara
07-28-2001, 08:54
.poolretni lawolf eht in gnihtemos ,niaga denoitcnuflam gulP lautriV yM

G33
07-28-2001, 12:03
!htgir si maT, seY
? 21 egaP

MakeMineA10mm
07-28-2001, 12:47
!melborp siht tcerroc ot pleh ruoy deen ew, ognoM

*****PMOOOOOOHHWWak!!!!!!*****


Ah, that's better! Thanks Mongo...

Q-Ball,
I was going to get your Virtual Plug, but was waiting until the new model with BOTH the polyphasic Cassimer trap/dual stage kinetic modulator AND Sammurai's Gonculator... However, it appears there has been a little set-back in the test and evaluation process, so I'll wait until the bugs are worked out... (DARN! I REALLY wanted one for when the last borg cube got here...)

MakeMineA10mm
07-28-2001, 12:52
Originally posted by G33:
Page 12 ?

G33,

I'd have thought so, especially with all the time-warp problems, and then the Mongo-Special Time Warp Fix, which usually forces a new page, but we're still here, aren't we?

MakeMineA10mm
07-28-2001, 12:55
Ah, time-delayed, obviously....... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

(Monkey-ManX2) http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

Tazz10m
07-28-2001, 12:59
The Time Machine WORKS! All it needed was to remove a foul plug!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

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Glockeneger
07-28-2001, 14:46
Ok went and checked out the planet of the apes. Good movie except for one scene where guns get mixed up. first he is holding a tec then a taurus. almost as confusing as this post. So get off the net and check out the monkeys. Also beware of the level 4 Virus that is surfing the net right now. Its messy.

samurairabbi
07-28-2001, 15:35
-- "RACECAR" si sdrawkcab delleps "RACECAR".
-- maT ,kcab emocleW

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G33
07-28-2001, 18:33
I feel better.
Buckaroo Bonzai