08:40 PM [Archive] - Page 22 - Glock Talk

PDA

View Full Version : 08:40 PM


Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 [22] 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72

samurairabbi
01-14-2006, 22:37
Originally posted by VN350X10 To G33..... Any slushie of your choice, my dear. ....on uncle.
Hmmmm ... "on uncle" ... Figuratively? ... or LITERALLY!?

G33
01-14-2006, 23:06
Monkey DNA!
Woot!
;f

samurairabbi
01-14-2006, 23:35
Originally posted by G33
Monkey DNA!
Woot!
I request that the DNA removal session be deferred until AFTER the Colts game tomorrow. I am leading the effort of the Dungeon Sound System Experts in wiring the RCA Dome for tomorrow's game. The Indianapolis stadium people committed a major feaux pau at the Steeler game in November: they GOT CAUGHT piping in noise via the stadium sound system! After this "embarrassment", they finally popped for the 10-Ring Facility professionals to do the job in an undetectable manner. The expertise of the 10-Ring Facility technical staff is gaining recognition; this will not be the first time our people bailed "amateurs" out of a predicament.

VN350X10
01-14-2006, 23:35
on uncle, as can be applied in whatsoever manner is required to float her Pirate ship....


Contrary to popular belief, uncle may be easy, but is not cheap. However, suitable financing at competitive rates CAN be arranged.....

G33
01-15-2006, 00:56
Sir Rabbi?

samurairabbi
01-15-2006, 23:08
Originally posted by G33
Sir Rabbi?
Leather ... so soft ... but so STRONG!

sjstill
01-16-2006, 11:20
Dayum, Geesie.....















Why don't you slip out of those torn things and let me mend your 'nets ;f ;f ;P ;P ;f ;f

ShootNMove
01-16-2006, 12:54
I need the rest of the photos from that shoot! Maybe to remove just a little DNA.

~woohoo~
~woohoo~
~woohoo~

G33
01-16-2006, 13:46
;f ;f

samurairabbi
01-16-2006, 15:59
Originally posted by ShootNMove
I need the rest of the photos from that shoot! Maybe to remove just a little DNA.
... remove? ...

Fortyfied
01-16-2006, 19:50
Originally posted by samurairabbi
... remove? ... ...deposit?

ShootNMove
01-16-2006, 20:07
remove, deposit, flush, place in one of several chronologically serialized jars in the freezer, whatever you want to call it.

;)

Tazz10m
01-16-2006, 22:04
lick

VN350X10
01-16-2006, 23:02
Nice to see that Tazz has survived the New Year Lagoon Blowout...he was missing in action for a while there...

G33
01-17-2006, 00:55
Originally posted by Tazz10m
lick

Guy of few words.;f ;z

samurairabbi
01-17-2006, 01:03
Originally posted by G33
Guy of few words.
So true. Tazz's officially stated policy: Dammit man, we come here to party, not talk! Wise philosophy indeed, but then, that's why he is the supreme commander of this outfit!

Tazz10m
01-17-2006, 01:20
;V

Bullman
01-17-2006, 18:50
Originally posted by Tazz10m
;V

http://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

samurairabbi
01-23-2006, 01:12
Originally posted by Bullman
http://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif
... most eloquently stated! ...

susan28
01-23-2006, 07:21
>^x^< meow.. ::thwacking tail on floor impatiently, scavenging for slushie moulds::

VN350X10
01-23-2006, 20:24
Not to worry susan. With the heavy snow last weekend, as there was much work to do, many slushies were made in preperation for a party that didn't happen. Come. Sit. Enjoy. Relax. There are those with & without alcohol, all in a state of rediness. I point out the "without alcohol" ones if G33 would care to come also, as they are her prefered type.
Perhaps the good Samurirabbi would care to make an apperance ? All friends are welcome & uncle's bar never closes.....

susan28
01-23-2006, 20:36
::drawing near to the bar:: yay!! i'll have one N-Sweat slushie, full-strength, no near-beer please, i like that 'Sweat fully-fermented ;) ahh, it's been too long just sitting here reading about "engine grenading" in the US Customs' ill-fated Blue Thunder catamarans of the Miami Vice era.. that's what they get for trying to smoke the Cigarettes!

VN350X10
01-23-2006, 20:38
typical of the feds....musta gone with the low bidder on the engine contract !


Your slushie is coming right up....enjoy..

susan28
01-23-2006, 20:57
yes, twin 440-hp engines but apparently the stern drives weren't up to the task and would snap the shaft causing the engines to mega-redline and send shrapnel thru the hull at inconvenient times.. as though there was a convenient time for such escapades.. it had something to do with Bush Sr's friendship with Don Aronov (Sr has a Cig), who'd sold the Cigarette rights to another company and was given a contract to build these new Cats (no relation) for the feds before the bugs were worked out..

(burying face in the slushie) .. mmmme-ow!

VN350X10
01-23-2006, 21:02
O.K. I'm farmiliar w/the problem ...Alpha outdrives (rated for small blocks) instead of Bravo units. I've seen that up here on the Chain O'Lakes. We get to see 1 or 2 scatter a year. They have races on Tue. nights at a place called Blarney's Island & you'd be amazed at what goes KB there !


uncle

VN350X10
01-23-2006, 21:03
'nuther slushie ? We better drink them before they thaw or go bad.....

Bullman
01-24-2006, 06:32
I will take one, seeing how you got fouled up with the monkey and are going to have to head off to the chamber.

susan28
01-24-2006, 08:19
you go on to the chamber, uncle, i'll mind the bar.. (sliding a tall cold one down to the Bullman) :cool:

Bullman
01-24-2006, 14:45
Originally posted by susan28
you go on to the chamber, uncle, i'll mind the bar.. (sliding a tall cold one down to the Bullman) :cool:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that hits the spot. I got some bread mix for Christmas that requires beer. Beer bread.... sounds interesting, I wonder how it would turn out if I use N*ppl* Sweat?:)

susan28
01-24-2006, 15:22
that sounds excellent, you must send me a loaf when you perfect the recipe! it's the best idea since beer nuts!

sjstill
01-24-2006, 15:45
Originally posted by Bullman
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that hits the spot. I got some bread mix for Christmas that requires beer. Beer bread.... sounds interesting, I wonder how it would turn out if I use N*ppl* Sweat?:)

You KNOW it would be great bread if N-Sweat was an ingredient!! :cool:

VN350X10
01-24-2006, 21:43
since I'm off to the chamber, I may as well take a pair of slushies. One of "N"Sweat Lager & one non-alcoholic, blended fresh fruit one just in case G33 shows up to assist in the chamber.

susan28
01-24-2006, 22:01
taking a freshly-minted N-Sweat slushie-on-the-halfshell from the freezer, mixing uncle a special icey cherry-melonball Temple in the blender, loading both into an insulated "chamber kit"..

to your health, uncle, bon voy-ajee :cool:

VN350X10
01-24-2006, 22:02
thank you .....

samurairabbi
01-24-2006, 22:11
I believe all the graciousness currently being demonstrated on this thread may be having an adverse effect on my psyche. After all, it is a radical change of pace from the standard issue 10-Ring debauchery (pardon my redundancy).

If it is noted that I am occasionally absent from my Dungeonly duties, it would be caused by my need to retire to the restroom to vomit. I, of course, offer apologies most abject for this unseemly breach of decorum.

susan28
01-24-2006, 22:23
ah good, you're back.. now get behind the bar and fetch me a shushie, slit.. i mean slut! and don't you dare puke in my drink, remember what happened last time you did that! the heartburn was unendurable!

samurairabbi
01-24-2006, 22:42
Originally posted by susan28
ah good, you're back.. now get behind the bar and fetch me a shushie, slit.. i mean slut! and don't you dare puke in my drink, remember what happened last time you did that!
Ahhhhhhhhhh! ... Back to normal ... Thanks ... I needed that.

ShootNMove
01-25-2006, 17:35
I have a semi-serious problem and I need some advice.

I bought Star Wars Episode III, but have no success when I try to watch it. I put in the DVD, grab an ice-cold Shiner Bock, and plop down on the couch. Then after they fight General Grievous, I somehow always seem to pass out.

What do I do? This has happened about 4 times.

BTW, I just saw "A History of Violence" with Viggo Mortensen last night. I highly recommend it.

Gary sends his respects.

susan28
01-25-2006, 18:10
sounds like you have the special "MK ULTRA" version of SWE III. since the viewing attempts, have you received any blackmail letters from prostitutes you don't remember being with, or had unexplained cravings to assassinate Castro? you might wanna have the disk scanned.

was the History of Violence a tv special? History channel?

ShootNMove
01-25-2006, 19:46
No comment on the prostitutes.

The violence-movie is about to be released on DVD in March, but those of you who are so inclined, may be able to procure a copy through other avenues. I saw it on my ship (the military often gets movies before they release on DVD). It makes my list of movies that I'll probably watch at least 4 times.

Here are some other movies on my list:
Team America: World Police
The Life Aquatic
Hannibal

Not on the list:
Lord of War
Transporter 2
Passion of the Christ
The Marksman (not even one whole time)

That brings me to another point. How many of us filthy 10-ringers (perdoname para la redundancia) have the will power to terminate a movie before it's over if you realize that you won't benefit or be entertained from seeing it?

susan28
01-25-2006, 20:07
i recently puled out early from an old Farah Fawcett movie on Lifetime about this mom who killed her kids, she was even worse than in Logan's Run. (liked her in Extremities but that's it). OCD keeps me in most movies to the end but if it's really bad i'll flip it. never walked out of a movie theatre but i'm really picky about what i go out to see. infact i think Hannibal was one of the last times i did.

saw a special today on loudest animals in the world and #1 was the "pistol shrimp" which fires a bubble from its claw the implosion of which creates a sonic boom of over 200db that will actually break glass (and exoskeletons) and is so cataclysmic it actually creates a muzzle flash! pretty bad lil' hombre.. they even have their own website, "pistolshrimp.com", featuring various claw mods and finshes, red-dot "bubble sights" etc..

ShootNMove
01-25-2006, 20:37
I wish I could say I wasn't familiar with 'el camaron pistolero' which is what they call they call the pistol shrimp on the western Colombian coast. Foreign legion, we lost so many good men.

As for OCD, I recently came to grips with the fact that I just won't ever be able to step on a crack in this lifetime, even if I don't think about it. Now if I could just stop clicking my teeth every time I drive over the shadows cast by power lines...;5

susan28
01-25-2006, 20:45
wow so these shrimp actually gun down divers huh? that's frikkin' insane.. you wouldn't even see it coming.

and oooh the dreaded teeth clicking.. i do it to music and statements heard on tv and radio.. same phrase over and over..

btw speaking of Hannibal, Anthony Hopkins is on the Daily Show tonight, 2300 EST.

ShootNMove
01-25-2006, 21:05
While I like Anthony Hopkins, I despise the Daily Show. Jon Stewart just isn't that funny to me. I guess it's that whole entertainer/politician barrier. I want to see him opining about politics about as much as I want to see Condoleeza Rice playing Halle Berry's roll in "Monster's Ball". Know what I mean?

OTH...
SnM: Would you like a popper?
S28: Would I? Oh, wooooooowwwwwwwww.


JFC, "Hannibal" has to be one of the best god-forsaken movies I've ever seen in my god-forsaken life!

;c ;c ;c Hoist a Shiner to teeth-clicking!!!;z ;z ;z

susan28
01-25-2006, 21:50
to teeth clicking! (no pun intended) ;c ;c ;c

popper! wow that takes me back.. that's very amyl.. i mean amicable of you ;f but i'll have to decline unless yer bullet's loaded with Excedrin ;g

ShootNMove
01-25-2006, 21:57
As they'd say in Arkansas: TWO teeth clicking!!!;c ;c ;c

BTW 28, I finally figured out the underlying Scientologist plot to the Hannibal trilogy. Psychiatrists are evil!!! Even though they can get you the really good stuff.;g ;a ^5 ~1 `l ~rf

susan28
01-25-2006, 22:04
yes and in Texas they pull yer CCW for going to a shrink so it's safer just to stay crazy ;e

ShootNMove
01-25-2006, 22:09
ACTUALLY, they don't pull it for just going to see the good doctor. You have to fall into one of several categories determined unfit by the TX DPS. Just so happens that I'm good to go.

Regardless, I can't believe it took me so long to see Xenu's beady little alien eyes peering through one of my favorite movies.

VN350X10
01-26-2006, 00:51
last movie uncle didn't fall asleep in....PATTON

my boredom factor just isn't tuned to mind mush. when I sit still, my body sees this as an opertunity to get some rest zzzzzzzzzz.

I even fall asleep at the computer on occasion, hence some of my blatent ramblings.

susan28
01-26-2006, 09:44
my last 3 rentals were "pi", "what the bleep do we know" and "40 year old virgin" (hey, can't say i *never* lighten up, although i admit the latter was the choice of my friend's teenage niece.. cute flick tho, enjoyed it despite myself)..

i loved Pi, but was disappointed with the ending, i'd have gone all the way..

sjstill
01-26-2006, 10:29
Originally posted by susan28
i'd have gone all the way..

And that's why we luv ya so much ;f ;f

susan28
01-26-2006, 13:13
awwww shucks <3 <3 <3 happy monkey :)

VN350X10
01-27-2006, 00:37
are there any slushies left ?? uncle's running on empty;V

susan28
01-27-2006, 08:05
there isn't a slushie to be had, heads must roll!! where is that slushie slut, don't make me get gracious!!:(

susan28
01-27-2006, 08:07
avuncular

adj 1: being or relating to an uncle 2: like an uncle in kindness or indulgence; "showed avuncular concern" :)

sjstill
01-27-2006, 09:38
I learn so much from this place....;f

samurairabbi
01-27-2006, 10:54
Originally posted by susan28
there isn't a slushie to be had, heads must roll!! where is that slushie slut, don't make me get gracious!!:(
This slushie slut, and his associated sub-sluts, had placed the slushies in the PROPERLY DESIGNATED slushie storage facility within your domain. Clearly, Suze, in your partying inebriated condition, you did not think to check for them in their correct location. We apologize for this "defect" in planning and logistics. We have therefore placed a portion of the slushie reserve in "unusual" locations within your bailiwick, thus ensuring that, no matter what your condition, you will never have to search for a slushie.

susan28
01-27-2006, 18:14
it's true, i tend not to notice things above waist-level, ;f we need to get a side-by-side freezer for the Penthouse pantry for ease of access on those "mornings after" ;g

awww look, a fresh cold one under the card table, not sure if that's anticipation or encouragement, but a slushie's a slushie :)

Bullman
01-27-2006, 18:24
Perhaps a "Good Rumor" pedal powered Slushie wagon patroling the area would be in order. I myself would volunteer for such a job, but having hooves makes them difficult to pedal for me. If someone could come up with a motorized one, perhaps one like Cheech and Chong drove in "nice dreams" (without the drugs of course, we really only need alcohol) that would suffice.

susan28
01-27-2006, 18:34
ah, capital idea! i never met a rumour i didn't like :)

sjstill
01-27-2006, 20:09
hmmmmm, we've heard that about you ;f ;f

susan28
01-27-2006, 20:36
Originally posted by sjstill
hmmmmm, we've heard that about you ;f ;f

^<wg

VN350X10
01-27-2006, 21:42
While pedal power is fine for propulsion, some form of alternative power must be provided for the necessary refrigeration unit. Possibly a small internal combustion device, suitably fitted to burn alcohol. While this might sound like blasphemy to my fellow 10-Ringers, the fuel of choice can be made to run virtually pollution free. After all, we don't really need smog in the Lagoon, now do we ?!!

susan28
01-27-2006, 21:48
an alcohol/hydrogen hybrid maybe? more efficient and more left to drink..

VN350X10
01-27-2006, 21:50
well, by using liquid hydrogen, it would eliminate the need for a refrigeration unit.........wouldn't it ?

susan28
01-27-2006, 21:53
D'OH!! avuncularly stated.. ;a

Bullman
01-28-2006, 06:14
Originally posted by VN350X10
well, by using liquid hydrogen, it would eliminate the need for a refrigeration unit.........wouldn't it ?


Just need to make sure that we keep the slushie truck away from the cigars, if that is how we are going to power it. Last thing we need is to send up half a ton of slushies like the freakin Hindenburg. That would be quite a mess to clean up.

ShootNMove
01-31-2006, 14:40
Are you all being held hostage by pirates?

Bullman
01-31-2006, 15:11
Originally posted by ShootNMove
Are you all being held hostage by pirates?

Every once in a while, an alcohol funk will occur, just a little bump in the road. I would imagine we are getting are party muscles tuned up for superbowl weekend, always a big blowout.

held hostage by pirates..... really, the borg would never stand for that;f plus, we are much better armed than the pirates.

VN350X10
02-01-2006, 00:42
Well, uncle has been doing last minute prep for an upcoming 2 day IPSC tournament to be held on Super Bore weekend. Equipment to check, ammo to load & a club match on thur. bowling pins on fri. so there is also ammo needed for "tune up". Also need to replace & re-zero an optic on another of the teams guns before the match.

Today was also kind of bittersweet, as a good friend retired today (1-31) from Sturm Ruger & Co. There goes much of uncle's insight on the firearms industry. Yet I don't see this person staying retired too long, as his energy level is off the scale.


uncle albert`p

Bullman
02-01-2006, 08:03
too bad I don't have a connection at Ruger. I am thinking that I need a fixed sight 3 inch GP 100 to turn over to a local gunsmith who can rechamber and barrel it for 10mm. I would send my 4 inch adjustable, but I am looking for something a little more "packable"

BigFatDog
02-01-2006, 11:46
Send the Ruger to? and how much?;f I have a Ruger in need of that.

G33
02-01-2006, 11:58
Originally posted by ShootNMove
Are you all being held hostage by pirates?

Hello?
We are the pirate fleet.
G29 is the Borg Queen.
`p ;N
;b ;f

Bullman
02-01-2006, 19:30
Originally posted by BigFatDog
Send the Ruger to? and how much?;f I have a Ruger in need of that.

You can send it here (http://www.clementscustomguns.com/). I only heard about this recently, but he does a 10mm conversion on a GP 100 for around $450. Believe it will end up using the L frame .40 moon clips.

VN350X10
02-02-2006, 00:15
How nice to see that G33 has returned from her latest cruise....All went well I hope.





uncle

G33
02-02-2006, 00:25
Yes.
In Hong Kong now.
See you Friday.
;f `p `p

VN350X10
02-02-2006, 00:27
We'll be waiting with open arms, a cold slushie (non-alcoholic) & a private DNA chamber session.
this is uncle's best offer today !

G33
02-02-2006, 08:30
Jes!
and...
Yar!

;f ;f ;f

Rawny
02-02-2006, 09:28
Originally posted by G33
In Hong Kong now. That's where I was born! :cool: How was the new year celebration?

ShootNMove
02-02-2006, 17:53
We missed you G, I hope you have fun over there. Hit Japan by any chance?

Bullman
02-02-2006, 17:58
While on this particular page number, I would like to take some time to congratulate some of my favorite military misfits from history, Boyington's Black Sheep, VMF 214. Over the years I have enjoyed reading of their exploits, hearing about them on the history channel, and watching the television show that they inspired (even though the story lines were pretty much fiction)

I raise a glass of the finest N*ppl* Sweat to you gentleman Thank you for your service to our country.;c ;c ;c

susan28
02-02-2006, 18:03
i second that commotion ;c ;c ;c

G33
02-03-2006, 09:38
Hi S28 and Guys!
Thailand was great.:cool: :cool:
Hong Kong OK.
Just changed planes at Narita.
<---not sushi type.;P

Let the commotion continue!!
Woot.
;a ;a








Fly Pirate Airlines.
See the terror in the other pilots' eyes.
Hear the lamentations of their crews.
Observe the consternation of the passengers.
Life is Good.
`p `p `p

VN350X10
02-03-2006, 11:03
what was that about observing the constipation of the passengers ?
are we now specializing in "puckker up" landings ?

G33
02-03-2006, 16:31
;f ;z

Rawny
02-03-2006, 16:40
Originally posted by G33
<---not sushi type.;P
That's because you haven't been properly schooled on the finer points (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-892542405730558424&q=sushi ).:joker:

susan28
02-03-2006, 17:51
hey jet grrl! i have a friend that divides her time between Sydney and Thailand, works 1/2 year and lives like royalty the rest.

Hi Rawny! #wav ltns dawg! born in Hong Kong eh? tres internationale.. no wonder you like HK's :)

(going to go attend Rawny's crash course in sushi while viewing the new El Dorado furniture commercial.. )

VN350X10
02-03-2006, 23:37
sushi (soo-shee) N. yuppie word for cut bait, sold to unsuspecting or gullible city-type folks who don't know it's supposed to go on a hook. Works especially well for removing money from tourist wallets in Japan. Also see "chum" (amer. ver. "chump")

G33
02-04-2006, 00:06
;z ;z

Rawny
02-04-2006, 13:03
Originally posted by susan28
Hi Rawny! #wav ltns dawg! born in Hong Kong eh? tres internationale.. no wonder you like HK's :) Hola chica! Yep, I came from the world of Susie Wong. ;) I sure like HKs, but not as much as I like my Glocks. ;f

ShootNMove
02-04-2006, 13:39
I had some "magical" times in Japan. I was there during the world cup back in 02...wow! There is one place that is a must in Japan: Roppongi. The international party district of Tokyo. In one night, I met women from Hungary, Romania, Czech Republic, Brazil, Colombia, Australia and other places. The clubs are open from 10-8 with an open bar if you paid your cover of 4000 yen.

In Japan, they sell a drink called "Pecari Sweat". Maybe pecari is japanese for n*ppl*?

Rawny
02-04-2006, 13:53
Originally posted by ShootNMove
I had some "magical" times in Japan. I was there during the world cup back in 02...wow! There is one place that is a must in Japan: Roppongi. The international party district of Tokyo. In one night, I met women from Hungary, Romania, Czech Republic, Brazil, Colombia, Australia and other places. The clubs are open from 10-8 with an open bar if you paid your cover of 4000 yen.I visited back in '96. Spent most of my time in the Kansai region(Osaka, Kyoto). Not as wild and international, but great fun nonetheless. :cool:In Japan, they sell a drink called "Pecari Sweat". Maybe pecari is japanese for n*ppl*? I've tried Pocari Sweat before. It's not hard to find in my area. It's the original N*ppl* sweat lager.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/Pocari_Sweat_English.jpg/180px-Pocari_Sweat_English.jpg

ShootNMove
02-04-2006, 21:06
Damn, I was so close with the spelling, too. I guess I should be proud to even remember it at all after my wild times in Tokyo. You know what I really miss about Japan? The vending machines on the street. You could get soft drinks, cigarettes, and even beer (3000 ml aluminum bottles) right there. Awesome.

I had the opportunity to live there with the Navy, but I didn't take it. You're not allowed to own a gun there, let alone a 10mm. So **** that place for all intensive purposes. Fun for a vacation, but no place to live.

Bullman
02-10-2006, 16:56
Man, I missed the Pirate ship to Treasure Island in Vegas again for the SHOT SHOW didn't I, thought things were a little slow around here. Guess I need to cut back to a Keg a day.

samurairabbi
02-11-2006, 21:19
Originally posted by Bullman
Man, I missed the Pirate ship to Treasure Island in Vegas again for the SHOT SHOW didn't I, thought things were a little slow around here. Guess I need to cut back to a Keg a day. No need to cut back so drastically, Bull! It wasn't one of OUR pirate ships that stiffed you; it was one of the Vegas corporate ones! Clearly, one of such common unworthy rabble sponsorship is unworthy of transporting so distinguish a 10-Ring personality as yourself.

Get yourself ready. A Pirate Fleet squadron will be around to get you over to the festivities.

Bullman
02-11-2006, 21:55
Oh man, I don't have a thing to wear, and my good horns are at the shop getting a polish.;P

samurairabbi
02-11-2006, 22:41
Originally posted by Bullman
Oh man, I don't have a thing to wear, and my good horns are at the shop getting a polish.;P
No problem, Bull! The Dungeon Sartorial Recovery Staff exists to solve this kind of problem! We can have you operational in less time than it takes the guzzling 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) to finish off a keg!

Tazz10m
02-11-2006, 22:46
Originally posted by Bullman
Oh man, I don't have a thing to wear, and my good horns are at the shop getting a polish.;P

Go nekid!

;z

samurairabbi
02-11-2006, 22:50
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Go nekid!
The Dungeon Linguistics Unit, in company with the Dungeon Semantics Team and the Dungeon Publicity and Marketing Division, suggest this:

Go nude!

Perhaps a trifle classier?

VN350X10
02-11-2006, 23:22
Would that be a Bull in the Buff ?? Does this relate to any kind of Buffalo ?
Possibly Vito Buffalo & his Orchestra ? (This IS a real band!)

Tazz10m
02-11-2006, 23:35
Originally posted by samurairabbi
The Dungeon Linguistics Unit, in company with the Dungeon Semantics Team and the Dungeon Publicity and Marketing Division, suggest this:

Go nude!

Perhaps a trifle classier?

What in Hellena do thay know???

There is a reason we have a Dungeon!

Politically correct people belong in the Dungeon!

...and what's a trifle classier anyway? Some sort of fu fu French rifle that fires Earl Grey???

Bull is TRYING to show off his 10 in VEGAS at the SHOT Show!

He is TRYING to represent US!

Are you trying to HELP the LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA??? ;Q

YOU're ONE of THEM ;b aren't you?! ADMIT IT!!!!

VN350X10
02-11-2006, 23:38
Tazz is losing it.....



Get him a keg of "N"Sweat Lager STAT !!!

Bullman
02-11-2006, 23:49
Do you think the monkey DNA is getting to him? G29 better go along with that keg;)

VN350X10
02-11-2006, 23:52
She's liable to need backup...
Perhaps G33 & susan28 should accompany her ?

Bullman
02-12-2006, 08:00
Originally posted by Tazz10m
......Bull is TRYING to show off his 10 in VEGAS at the SHOT Show!

He is TRYING to represent US!......

I must admit, that is a little more "open carry" than I had planned on. After all, I don't even know if it is legal to open carry in Vegas, and I am relatively certain that it is not legal to carry "nekid". Might cause a bit of a scare ya know.;f

Uncle is right on the backup part too, it requires the utmost care and descretion that only the three of them together could provide.;)

Tazz10m
02-12-2006, 10:35
G29! Oooo oooo oooo! G33! Ahhh ahhh ahhh! Susan28! Eeee eeee eeee!
~woohoo~

susan28
02-12-2006, 14:34
Vegas is relatively conservative compared to the Lagoon i think, but if we explain to them that this is our native custom, they could admit the nude/nekid/buff/boffo Bullman as part of the show in the name of anthropological accuracy, perhaps.

susan28
02-12-2006, 14:42
i was wondering what the "28" signal was in the sky for!! it's a "care and discretion" emergency, can do!!

Bull i seem to remember you speaking of designing a new 10 awhile back, have you made a prototype? i'm pretty well trained on DT 165GD's now and would be pleased to lend my services for demos (as well as care and discretionary support)..

VN350X10
02-12-2006, 18:03
Face it, if Bullman showed up in Vegas nekkid, they wouldn't even pay attention to the "open carry".

(technical question here...is it possible to carry a G 29 in a thong ? I know a G 20's too large.)


uncle

sjstill
02-12-2006, 18:18
Originally posted by VN350X10
She's liable to need backup...
Perhaps G33 & susan28 should accompany her ?

The very thought of such a trio makes me weak in the knees....;f;f

Bullman
02-12-2006, 19:00
Originally posted by VN350X10
Face it, if Bullman showed up in Vegas nekkid, they wouldn't even pay attention to the "open carry".

(technical question here...is it possible to carry a G 29 in a thong ? I know a G 20's too large.)


uncle

The size thong I would be required to wear, it is probably possible.;P

Bullman
02-12-2006, 19:01
Originally posted by susan28
Bull i seem to remember you speaking of designing a new 10 awhile back, have you made a prototype? i'm pretty well trained on DT 165GD's now and would be pleased to lend my services for demos (as well as care and discretionary support)..

I simple modification project I believe. I don't know if I would ever have the creative "umphh" to actually design a new 10, but only time will tell.:) As it is, my usual lack of fundage is going to be a hinderance to any project that might come along.

samurairabbi
02-12-2006, 23:03
Originally posted by Bullman
The size thong I would be required to wear, it is probably possible.
In the three hours following publication of this post, a new record was set for beer consumption in the Lagoon resort. We are not exactly sure of the motivation for this consumption record, only that it was set!

Bullman
02-13-2006, 07:55
Originally posted by samurairabbi
In the three hours following publication of this post, a new record was set for beer consumption in the Lagoon resort. We are not exactly sure of the motivation for this consumption record, only that it was set!


Okay okay, I will go change;g

Tazz10m
02-13-2006, 11:42
Hey Bull, you could just wear a cape!

You might want to make sure it's a bullet proof one, though!

Bullman
02-13-2006, 18:25
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Hey Bull, you could just wear a cape!

You might want to make sure it's a bullet proof one, though!

hmmmmmm, that is sort of fashionable in Vegas, would be very Elvis like.... but it seems that by the time I have decided what to wear the SHOT show is over anyway. Maybe I should just keep these suggestions in mind for next year, will the show be in Vegas then?

samurairabbi
02-14-2006, 22:14
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE INQUIRY

Listen up, you 10-Ring miscreants! (Pardon my redundancy.) We are asking for your assistance in blowing some grant money ... Whoops! I mean FULFILLING THE IMPORTANT FIDUCIARY OBLIGATIONS IN OUR SCHOLARLY RESEARCH!

The 10-Ring, as you know, is functionally coining money. The Dungeon embezzlement rate, plus our own supplementary financial acquisition projects, has left the lowly (blah, blah) Dungeon Crew with more funds than we know how to spend. We have concluded that we need the help of the wild, carefree, incoherent, inebriated 10-Ring Penthouse types to come up with enough projects to cover the Dungeoeon surpluses. While we always seek scholarly projects for our funding, we naturally do not expect major production of such ideas from the 10-Ring population.

We await your 10-Ring thinking. (Try not to laugh at the oxymoron.)

G33
02-14-2006, 22:51
`p ;z

G33
02-14-2006, 22:53
Or:
;b ;z

samurairabbi
02-16-2006, 21:43
Gee-twee-twee, the Dung Cru thinks that Titanic.jpg layout is a sick, demented, disgusting, objectionable, psychotic piece of work!

We laughed so hard we lost count in the nightly embezzlement tally.

G33
02-16-2006, 22:39
Glad to be of service.;f

samurairabbi
02-18-2006, 20:18
Originally posted by G33
Glad to be of service.
You may service the Dung Cru any time you like!

G33
02-18-2006, 21:20
;f ;N ;f

susan28
02-25-2006, 15:25
Area Grasshopper Kind Of A Thorax Man Himself

LARGE FIELD EAST OF WATER—Watching a shapely female grasshopper pass by, area grasshopper 44-3541-M told a fellow male Monday that he is "a definite thorax man." "Don't get me wrong, I love a good abdomen," 44-3541-M said. "But a nice, shiny mesothorax? Right where the wings connect? Oh, man, you can't beat that." 44-3541-M added that he'd let 97-94732-F, an attractive female praying mantis from a nearby elm tree, devour his head anytime.

sjstill
02-25-2006, 15:40
I just love it when you talk buggy ;f;f

Bullman
02-25-2006, 15:44
I just don't know if I can get into that whole head devouring thing. I mean, if you a male mantis, sex is suicide, what is up with that????;P

G33
02-25-2006, 16:02
I could go for the cheap pun...
However...
;f ;z

susan28
02-25-2006, 16:21
Originally posted by Bullman
I just don't know if I can get into that whole head devouring thing. I mean, if you a male mantis, sex is suicide, what is up with that????;P

natural selection = only the good die young :) fortunately even evil monkeys aren't carnivourous. see it could be worse we could have an evil Mantis instead of an evil monkey!

Geesie = mistress of Restraint ;f

VN350X10
02-25-2006, 16:52
Oh Yeah, 97-94732-F does give new meaning to "stopping for a quick bite...."

VN350X10
02-25-2006, 16:54
must also add that if only the good die young, this would then explain uncle's age status.......

G33
02-26-2006, 12:32
Originally posted by susan28


Geesie = mistress of Restraint ;f

~2 ^~ ~`c

sjstill
02-26-2006, 13:07
Wowsers!!!;z ;z


Here kitty, kitty, kitty.....

Tazz10m
02-26-2006, 15:04
Originally posted by susan28
natural selection = only the good die young :) fortunately even evil monkeys aren't carnivourous. see it could be worse we could have an evil Mantis instead of an evil monkey!


10 RING KITTY NEWS ALERT!:

EVIL MONKEYS ARE CARNIVOUROUS (and...i might add...) CANIBALISTIC!

...or is that canonballistic... or canon ball mystic?

Doh! I don't know... all i know is i saw it on tv so i know it's REAL... oh, and PETA is trying to take over the world...

Btw... love the shirt! Kitty can dig her claws into my back anytime! ;f

ShootNMove
02-26-2006, 17:00
Geesie, I wish you would either post all of these pics you have of that girl or pm me with all of them. Is that the same girl as the one holding the sparkling skull? Something about the anonymity of not showing the face...

mmmmm...

VN350X10
02-26-2006, 17:08
But remember, the mystery only adds to the seductivness of the package......Sell the sizzle & the steak takes care of itself !







(besides, uncle's theory is that G33 & susan28 are so beautiful that the mere sight of them would, in fact, kill us mere mortals....)

G33
02-26-2006, 17:08
Originally posted by ShootNMove
Geesie, I wish you would either post all of these pics you have of that girl or pm me with all of them. Is that the same girl as the one holding the sparkling skull? Something about the anonymity of not showing the face...

mmmmm...

;n ;n

G33
02-26-2006, 17:09
Originally posted by VN350X10
But remember, the mystery only adds to the seductivness of the package......Sell the sizzle & the steak takes care of itself !







(besides, uncle's theory is that G33 & susan28 are so beautiful that the mere sight of them would, in fact, kill us mere mortals....)

Silver tongue devil!
;f

VN350X10
02-26-2006, 17:11
to G33...
is that store that Kennedy is managing next to his used car dealership & swimming gear store ?

G33
02-26-2006, 20:03
It would appear so.
;P ;f

samurairabbi
02-26-2006, 21:19
Smug-looking female mantis speaking to shocked-looking male mantis:

"But darling, the female mantis ALWAYS devours the male mantis after intercourse. Any other way would be UNNATURAL!"

VN350X10
02-26-2006, 23:18
But does the male mantis at least get to pick & choose what part of his anatomy the female mantis eats FIRST ?????

Bullman
02-27-2006, 07:36
All I know is that this getting the monkey business is starting to get dangerous. Had one looking at me like I was a steak or something so I gave him the horns. Monkies may be carnivorous, cannibalistic and all that other nonsenes, but they get skewered (read gored) all the samehttp://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

samurairabbi
02-27-2006, 11:39
A proposed event at the next Winter Olympics: Pairs Figure Skating Biathlon.

If you drop your partner, she can shoot you

susan28
02-27-2006, 12:20
Originally posted by samurairabbi
A proposed event at the next Winter Olympics: Pairs Figure Skating Biathlon.

If you drop your partner, she can shoot you

or eat you :) beginning from whencever she pleases, of course.. this would also be more entertaining for the crowd and a real boon to the advertising revenue.. (imagining who the sponsors might be)..

but if we wanted to cast it as a shooting event then purrhaps the dropped partner could demand "satisfaction", each skate 10 paces then turn etc.. people would have signs like "Brode <3 Glock", hehe.. and medalists sporting C-More logos on their leotards, would definitely give the sport an X-Treme makeover..

G33
02-27-2006, 17:09
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

;N ;N ;N ;N

G33
03-02-2006, 10:05
Baby got...^5 ^5 ^5 ^5

VN350X10
03-02-2006, 23:09
That'yd mean that we (U.S.A.) would never come in any better than about 28th place.....just like any other Olympic Biathalon event we enter....

and to think, the only contributions that uncle makes are to U.S.A. Shooting !

susan28
03-03-2006, 07:44
so how does our shooting team (USA, not Penthouse) do against the world then, uncle? i'd think we'd be pretty formidable in that area.

28th = uncle's idea of "very bad", i'm flattered ;N ;N ;N

sjstill
03-03-2006, 10:51
;z ;z ;z

There's bad, then there's baaaaaad.

Either of which could be good.

I think.

Is the current term sweeeeet? I'm still stuck in the 70's.

VN350X10
03-03-2006, 23:08
Not sure really where we finished in biathalon, but we for sure did better in snowboarding & Womans bobsled !

At this point in time, uncle's idea of winter sports is a warm fire in the fireplace,watching the snow come down thru triple-glazed thermopane windows, my arm around a warm lady & listening to the clinking of the ice cubes , in the drink held in my other hand.
If the warm lady in question is auntie, so much the safer for uncle.......



(technical note here...mom rased a FAT kid, not a STUPID one)

yes, when I was much younger, I did race snowmobiles & yes, we DID have internal combustion engines back then.........

VN350X10
03-03-2006, 23:11
personal note.....
sometimes "very bad" can be very good......



and sometimes, even better..............^5 ;+ ^5

VN350X10
03-03-2006, 23:12
Hmmmm........looks like happy monkey to me !

(I already know the way to the chamber & the refreshments are iced & waiting)

susan28
03-05-2006, 07:52
brief but cool interview with Anthony Hopkins on the SuicideGirls site. http://suicidegirls.com/words/Anthony+Hopkins/

susan28
03-06-2006, 13:42
"dangerous, possibly a pirate", lol :)

http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php

G33
03-06-2006, 16:38
`p `p `p `p ^~

susan28
03-06-2006, 19:10
http://suicidegirls.com/words/David+Cronenberg+-+A+History+of+Violence/

interview w/ director of "History of Violence", i believe a member of the Penthouse Cinema Committee had that as one of his picks..

ShootNMove
03-06-2006, 19:21
I enjoyed your key to personal pictures online.

Once (well Thrice), I met a girl through the Internet. Her picture was smoking! When I met her, I was like "Ackkk!" It turned out that it had, in fact, been the best looking picture ever taken of her. Another time that I hooked up through the net, I ended up living with a real, no-B.S., Swedish bikini model. And she really was smoking. The only problem was that she really really really wanted to get married. I figure it was b/c she wanted to be American. Oh well, no loss. Besides, she couldn't even cook.;)

BTW, Geesie, I still long for more photos...

Rawny
03-06-2006, 19:38
Originally posted by ShootNMove
Besides, she couldn't even cook.;)That's OK. You can't trust those Swedish chefs anyway...

http://www.radhole.com/photos/swedish_chef_a.jpg

:joker: :joker: :joker:

G33
03-06-2006, 21:02
;z ;z ;z ;z

Minuteman
03-08-2006, 03:29
ALL YOUR GLOCKS ARE BELONG US!!!




































;?

samurairabbi
03-08-2006, 03:54
Originally posted by Minuteman
ALL YOUR GLOCKS ARE BELONG US!!!
This may be true ... but if THEY come to the 10-Ring Resort to actually get our Glocks, THEY would be distracted by, and then caught up in, the inebriated bombastic debauched partying blowouts which are standard issue in our unique facility. THEY would be assimilated into our outfit, become firearms advocates, and acquire THEIR OWN Glocks for protective and recreational use. The ones that acquire 20s and 29s would begin the progress toward Penthouse membership. Those who acquire 21s and 30s would be accorded the privilege of working on Dungeonly duties. Those choosing "other" calibers would be thrown out on their butts.

We Dungeon types would complete this process by ripping off our standard 39% of their initial NON-member spending in the bars, restaurants, firing ranges, massage parlors, and all the other facilities in our marvelous resort operation. THEIR assimilation would be complete. 'Nuff said.

Tazz10m
03-08-2006, 23:50
Can you say; "OWNED!!!" ?

;z

G33
03-09-2006, 00:48
And...I get the left over bones!
;f ;z


G has fun:
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/skeleton_prank.html

susan28
03-09-2006, 08:45
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/samsung.php

ShootNMove
03-09-2006, 17:51
Damn Geezie, I thought for a second that you'd given me a link to another picture that I've been requesting.~fnt~

Suzie, I wanted to finish the Samsung thing, but after about 45 seconds, it was completely exasperating.

Does anyone here watch "The Shield"?

I have spent 36 of the last 72 hours at the range and for the first time in my life, I can truthfully say that I'm tired of shooting (for now;Q ).

Minuteman
03-09-2006, 19:48
;e


























;?

MakeMineA10mm
03-09-2006, 21:37
Why is it no surprise to me that, after a two-year absence, this thread is still here?!?!
;a

At least its flavor hasn't changed. The 10-Ring and the 8:40 thread are soothing reassurances of consistency and steadiness in the world!
^c

samurairabbi
03-09-2006, 21:47
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
Why is it no surprise to me that, after a two-year absence, this thread is still here?!?!
;a

At least its flavor hasn't changed. The 10-Ring and the 8:40 thread are soothing reassurances of consistency and steadiness in the world!
^c
MMA10, your penthouse suite wil be ready for you in 15 minutes; we had been using it as Guest Recovery Quarters for any important visitors who were not up to the continuous partying pace that is inherent in the 10-Ring outlook on existence.

Welcome back.

G33
03-09-2006, 23:07
MMA10, Hi!

S28, Me so frisky now?!



;f

G33
03-09-2006, 23:09
HE said to watch the photo stuff.;Q

sjstill
03-10-2006, 05:09
HE is no fun....;b ;f

susan28
03-10-2006, 07:02
Originally posted by G33
S28, Me so frisky now?!;f

yes i'd say you are ;a

sjstill
03-10-2006, 07:23
mmmmmmm, Frisky Geesie....;f

MakeMineA10mm
03-10-2006, 13:37
Originally posted by samurairabbi
MMA10, your penthouse suite wil be ready for you in 15 minutes; we had been using it as Guest Recovery Quarters for any important visitors who were not up to the continuous partying pace that is inherent in the 10-Ring outlook on existence.

Welcome back.


Samurai- I understand (and don't really mind) the wine I left here being gone, but the dungcrew is in trouble if my case of scotch (carefully preserved and nicely aged) isn't returned forthwith!

Tazz10m
03-10-2006, 14:44
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
Samurai- I understand (and don't really mind) the wine I left here being gone, but the dungcrew is in trouble if my case of scotch (carefully preserved and nicely aged) isn't returned forthwith!

WELCOME HOME, MMA10!!!

Your Penthouse Suite is ready for you, your favorite girls are there too... plus a few new ones i thought you might enjoy... and... your scotch is with me in my Penthouse safe and sound... still sealed... all of it... as i took it for safe keeping so that the dungcrew wouldn't get it.

Bullman
03-10-2006, 16:54
ewwwwwwww scotch. Now we have come up with a rather nice invention since your last vist MMA10mm. Engineer and I (he is R&D and I am marketing) have produced the elixr of the gods down here called "N*ppl* Sweat. The finest beer ever to be brewed. If you can get away from your scotch you should give it a try:)

ShootNMove
03-10-2006, 21:39
Pecari Sweat...mmmm

Geezie...pecaris...mmmm

ShootNMove
03-10-2006, 21:50
This is the band I used to go watch in Bahrain while downing countless Stella Artois'(it's no 'Shiner', but good enough while in the "Sandbox"). They're from Australia.

http://redshoesband.com/

G33
03-10-2006, 23:21
;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

VN350X10
03-11-2006, 13:52
Oh-Oh....I think that might have been the Scotch that was used as trading bait by Mongo when we scored the entire container of MonteCristo Cubans.....sorry, but you better double-check the "seal" on that case....might just turn out to be a walrus(e)



uncle albert

susan28
03-11-2006, 14:29
i'll vouch for uncle there, i remember Mongo scoring those cigars, it was during that outing when he went missing for so long, and i remember that he'd paid with a case of scotch, but don't know what vintage as i'd not yet washed up on the shores of the Lagoon at the time of his departure ;J

VN350X10
03-11-2006, 14:31
I just might have to make a trip to some duty-free zone to replace the case....;4

Bullman
03-11-2006, 15:28
oh rat fart, I got a monkey for snapping on scotch? Good thing I am not in the military I would be tripping over claymore trip wires all the time.... well, I guess you only do that once;Q

MakeMineA10mm
03-13-2006, 00:07
Originally posted by Tazz10m
WELCOME HOME, MMA10!!!

Your Penthouse Suite is ready for you, your favorite girls are there too... plus a few new ones i thought you might enjoy... and... your scotch is with me in my Penthouse safe and sound... still sealed... all of it... as i took it for safe keeping so that the dungcrew wouldn't get it.

Ah, thank you Tazz, we'll break open the seal and enjoy some tonight! ;Y I knew I could count on the other members of the Board to keep things ship-shape in my absence.

As far as the cigar deal goes, now I know what happened to the wine! ;L Oh well, I know with Samurai and the dungcrew around that there must be some sacrificial spoils left laying about to distract him from the really valuable stuff!

All is well.

Tazz10m
03-16-2006, 18:37
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
Ah, thank you Tazz, we'll break open the seal and enjoy some tonight! ;Y I knew I could count on the other members of the Board to keep things ship-shape in my absence.

As far as the cigar deal goes, now I know what happened to the wine! ;L Oh well, I know with Samurai and the dungcrew around that there must be some sacrificial spoils left laying about to distract him from the really valuable stuff!

All is well.

You're mighty welcome, MakeMineA10mm! I'll bring some more girls...

Girls... dress, (or undress) accordingly. Last one to MMA10's gets to be slave!

perception
03-17-2006, 12:49
This one started out weird, and it sure is nice to see that it did not get any better. Cheers.

G33
03-18-2006, 22:34
;z ;z


;F

VN350X10
03-19-2006, 01:36
No, Michael Jackson is "wierd".....8:40PM is "unique"

G33
03-20-2006, 14:22
S28!
;f ;f

susan28
03-20-2006, 14:29
Geesie! gotcher back grrl!! :cool:

ShootNMove
03-21-2006, 19:00
I guess it's about time for another random chick photo Geesie...

Anyway. Ice cold Shiners and season finale of The Shield tonight!!!

Q-Ball
03-23-2006, 23:26
Holy Cow, 8:40 PM is still here....
Gotta love it.
Q

G33
03-23-2006, 23:58
Q was on page 2!!
:supergrin:

Tazz10m
03-24-2006, 01:52
Where would we be without the Q?

G33
03-24-2006, 04:23
Indeed!
:supergrin:

Bullman
03-24-2006, 06:50
I guess Q is considered old school then, up there with Rabbi, and Tazz and G33:supergrin:

Tazz10m
03-24-2006, 09:01
Originally posted by Bullman
I guess Q is considered old school then, up there with Rabbi, and Tazz and G33:supergrin:

Yup, and ready, willing, and able, to show you kiddies all the new tricks. That's right... we define the new school. Spank you kiddies into shape right quick! Be good or well send y'all the way of Chef!

susan28
03-24-2006, 09:05
if the former are the elders, and Bullman is the Holy Cow.. well actually Mrs Bullman would be.. and Bullman would be.. then someone begat Uncle and Uncle begat an island race somewhere in the Pacific Northwest near Taz'z place and they constructed a Penthouse complex on a great Lagoon for all fellowes of the 10.

that's one version among many that make the gossip circuit around here which the natives revel in spreading and the elders do little to disprove..

Bullman
03-24-2006, 09:13
Holy Cow, ha ha, that is a good one.:supergrin: You know, when I first started hanging around here I have to admit that most people looked at me like I was a walking steak or something. If I hadn't kept the horns sharp ( a little red paint dripping on the end didn't hurt any either;) ) I very well might have been a main course in a chamber some where along with some chateau lafeet or something along those lines.

I like to think of Mrs. Bullman as my svelte little jersey (cause jersey's have ALL the extras;) )

samurairabbi
03-24-2006, 10:02
Originally posted by Bullman
Holy Cow, ha ha, that is a good one.:supergrin: You know, when I first started hanging around here I have to admit that most people looked at me like I was a walking steak or something. If I hadn't kept the horns sharp ( a little red paint dripping on the end didn't hurt any either;) ) I very well might have been a main course in a chamber some where along with some chateau lafeet or something along those lines.

Actually, Bull, you were safe from such actions from your first day here. Your instant association with Mongo, as one of his transportation modes, put you off limits to the culinary crowd. Even SUPERB steak loses its appeal if it must be consumed while the consumer is wedged behind a piano!

G33
03-24-2006, 11:26
Our little Multi-verse.
True dat!
:alien: :alien:

susan28
03-24-2006, 12:23
multi-monkeyverse :alien: :alien: :alien:

G33
03-24-2006, 19:24
I am all a quiver in anticipation...
Of the Chamber...
DNA removal...
Frisky me.
:supergrin: :laughabove:

sjstill
03-24-2006, 20:22
Frisky Gee = cold shower for me :freak: :supergrin: :supergrin:

Tazz10m
03-25-2006, 01:49
Forget the cold shower...

Susan, grab the Supa Lufa... eva so gentlay...

GeeeeeThreeeeThreeee...Yo gonna love theeeee..... :tease: :hearts: :tease:

susan28
03-25-2006, 10:23
::brandishing the implement, gesturing Geesie toward the rack:: what a choice assignment, i knew there was a reason i voted for ya! :laughabove:

kool aid
03-25-2006, 12:07
this thing is still going!:shocked:

G33
03-25-2006, 16:27
:banana: :banana: :tempted: :tempted: :cheerleader:


And on a related topic:

Mongo has advised The Triad (S28, G29, G33) that it was not right that the Dung Crew was accussed of taking the spirits and cigars.
Mongo notes that certain semi-conscious-types were seem falling into the Lagoon with those items. The Pirate Fleet may be tasked to drag the bottom for said items. What a drag. But I digress. The X-frame is deliciously distracting. The Borg are mildly interested in the proceedings. Which is not to say anything. We agree that screams from The Chamber are more than mildly interesting. But not to put to fine a point on it...

You get my drift?
If not...too bad.
Everyone to the rack.
:supergrin: :supergrin:


P.S. No, not still going. You are viewing the time curve obliquely.
But, until the teabags are refreshed, not much more can be gained from the improbability drive. Which is to say...you get the drift...:alien:

VN350X10
03-25-2006, 23:44
G33,
Are those screams or are they moans ? similar stimuli, but much different meanings....

With regard to the Montecristos,due to the fact that poodles, eg. Vlad are in fact a water dog, the cigars are in fact safe, having been retrived, at least those that have not been consumed by fire.....

I personally add my endorsment to having the Pirate fleet drag the Lagoon bottom. Never can tell what (or whom) might surface.

Not really sure of the origin of uncle, however like several notables throughout history, uncle IS an only child. Whenever mom was quizzed about my origins, the terms "gypsies" & "drunken stupor" were frequently muttered.

MakeMineA10mm
03-26-2006, 00:54
Originally posted by G33
And on a related topic:

Mongo has advised The Triad (S28, G29, G33) that it was not right that the Dung Crew was accussed of taking the spirits and cigars.
Mongo notes that certain semi-conscious-types were seem falling into the Lagoon with those items. The Pirate Fleet may be tasked to drag the bottom for said items. What a drag. But I digress. The X-frame is deliciously distracting. The Borg are mildly interested in the proceedings. Which is not to say anything. We agree that screams from The Chamber are more than mildly interesting. But not to put to fine a point on it...

You get my drift?
If not...too bad.
Everyone to the rack.
:supergrin: :supergrin:



Mongo should know better than that! The 10-ring works so well because of the understanding we all have of each other. I would never accuse the dung crew of pilferage! On the contrary, I left that wine there on purpose. The dung crew has to have their fun too.:supergrin: If I didn't leave it they'd have had no fun, either by consumption or trade.

samurairabbi
03-26-2006, 10:19
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
I would never accuse the dung crew of pilferage! On the contrary, I left that wine there on purpose. The dung crew has to have their fun too.:supergrin: If I didn't leave it they'd have had no fun, either by consumption or trade.
Actually, MMA10, it is more useful to us if you DO accuse the Dung Crew of pilfering your scotch and wine! ... (Rabbi, MMA's Scotch is so superior in quality to what the 9/40 crowd drinks that it really should be capitalized.) ... Hmmmm ... an applicable point ... pilfering your Scotch and wine! There are subtlely nuanced considerations of reality that make it preferable for us Dungeon Peons to be THOUGHT by the outside world to be capable of so heinous an action, even though everyone, Penthouse AND Dungeon, recognizes the ridiculousness of this charge.

In a couple days I will fully describe my thinking on this issue. At this moment, I am fully committed to supporting the efforts of the Penthouse types to win the various NCAA bracket pools they have entered in the outside world. We have learned (from the Hillary Clinton cattle futures actions of 1979) how to allocate participant decisions AFTER the events have been decided! While some may think the noble 8:40PM thread has been profaned by mention of "that" name, I contend that, when the 10-Ringers must deal with the "outside" world, we should draw on ALL available knowledge.

VN350X10
03-27-2006, 23:39
Does this mean that George Mason IS a real college.....or is it a clever cover operation for the Harlem Globetrotters ?(who were originally from Chicago!)

G33
03-27-2006, 23:44
Cover for an economics department.
:supergrin:

susan28
03-28-2006, 06:38
the Harlem Globetrotters are covert economists? that explains the move to new york.. CIA front for the eastern liberal banking establishment (?), lol..

samurairabbi
03-28-2006, 10:48
Perhaps George Mason University is an overtly covert operation run by the Dungeon ... or is that a covertly overt operation ... or maybe its a publicly owned private corporation ... or maybe it has anticipatory hindsight ... or is it retroactive clairvoyance ... or maybe I am just feeling the effects of too much illicit partying in the Lagoon last night ... just disregard my incoherent babble; the financial operation is still running smoothly.

G33
03-28-2006, 10:54
GM is part of the Pirate Fleet SIS operation.
Walter E. Williams is our front man.
:supergrin: :pirates: :supergrin:

susan28
03-28-2006, 12:30
::waving to Geesie:: hi SIS :p

28 <~~~~~ nostalgic about the future (but can't go back to it for awhile due to a case of wrong place wrong time :cool:)

G33
03-28-2006, 21:29
:wavey: :pirates: :wavey:

samurairabbi
03-29-2006, 09:41
The Dungeon staff apologizes to the Penthouse occupants.

We are hitting severe limitations on our ability to successfully work our NCAA bracket scams for making the Penthouse types winners in their outside-world tourney contests.

This year's Final 4 is so weird that we are having trouble making our past-posting substitution scams work successfully. We Dungeon types have to face reality: No #1 seeds, plus George Mason defeating UConn, messed us up royally!

G33
03-29-2006, 23:15
No problemo.
Just use the Tardis.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

MakeMineA10mm
03-30-2006, 00:16
Originally posted by samurairabbi
The Dungeon staff apologizes to the Penthouse occupants.

We are hitting severe limitations on our ability to successfully work our NCAA bracket scams for making the Penthouse types winners in their outside-world tourney contests.

This year's Final 4 is so weird that we are having trouble making our past-posting substitution scams work successfully. We Dungeon types have to face reality: No #1 seeds, plus George Mason defeating UConn, messed us up royally!


Not to fear Sammy! I had already arranged Geo. Mason picks for all the Penthouse Regulars. Now making it to #1 is still a-ways off, but I've got us covered if that should happen.

You have, I'm sure, been running the UNLV scam over in the 40S&W's club-house?? We need those funds for the usual lavish, but not precocious, party that the dungcrew throughs, but do not pay for!

samurairabbi
03-30-2006, 20:50
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm You have, I'm sure, been running the UNLV scam over in the 40S&W's club-house?? We need those funds for the usual lavish, but not precocious, party that the dungcrew throughs, but do not pay for!
Actually, MMA, while we have a steady stream of scams to extract revenue from the 40S&W club-house, we do not have anything running which has a UNLV or Tarkanian linkage. You, in your infinitely powerful Penthouse insight, are on to something we Dungeon types missed. Would you enlighten us?

MakeMineA10mm
03-30-2006, 23:16
Sami!!!!!!!!! It's so obvious!!!!!!!!!!!

40S&W admirers are so easily taken in (why else would they pick the kaBOOM-prone, weaker cousin of the 10mm?), that they should be able to be deceived into thinking that UNLV is in the final four. You just have to get some video clips out of the library from a few years ago (before the NCAA spanked them) showing them in the brackets, and they'll think that UNLV is the team to beat... It's rather pitiful, but they're so dim, they don't even realize the school is suspended for at least a couple more years...

And, the best part is, if any of them do have enough spark to become suspicious, the dung-crew could photo-shop some "Team Smith and Wesson" logos onto the UNLV jerseys, and they'll be mesmerized, go into the "deer-in-the-headlight" look, and place heavier and heavier bets on a team that for all practical purposes doesn't even exist...

MakeMineA10mm
03-30-2006, 23:20
elegant, no?

Now that I'm back, we'll get the dungcrew whipped into shape...

G33
03-31-2006, 08:20
:cheerleader: :cheerleader: <---couple of these will distract them also!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

MakeMineA10mm
03-31-2006, 22:18
Originally posted by G33
:cheerleader: :cheerleader: <---couple of these will distract them also!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SAMMI!!!!

It looks like your dung-crew is volunteering for some distraction work...



























Maybe we could get the dung-crew to run some scam on the Penthouse gang? (As long as they use that distraction technique, of course...)

:wow:

G33
03-31-2006, 22:52
Monkeyboy!:laughabove: :laughabove:

sjstill
04-01-2006, 06:48
As a former .40 shooter, I still find myself somewhat distracted by a nice pair of 38's.....:freak: :cool:





































The S&W M-37's are especially appealing :rollsmiley:

G33
04-01-2006, 10:56
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
My 38.

G33
04-01-2006, 10:57
Most guys like bigger?:clown:

Bullman
04-01-2006, 16:56
Oh G, how you torment me with pics like that. It just abuses me:supergrin:

sjstill
04-01-2006, 16:56
Nice pair O' 41's,Geesie. :shocked: And nicely rounded butts, too :clown:

Makes me wish I had 3 hands :supergrin:

MakeMineA10mm
04-01-2006, 22:56
Originally posted by G33
Monkeyboy!:laughabove: :laughabove:

Yeah, that looks like me on the left!

(How'd you get that pic of me and da 'Rabbi from the Indy GSSF shoot? -- Never mind, answered my own question. SAMMY!!!!!!!!) :wedgie:

sjstill
04-02-2006, 05:45
MMA10mm, you were at Indy GSSF? '05? Were you the feller I let pick up his 10mm brass at a 5-To-Glock stage??? :shocked:

MakeMineA10mm
04-02-2006, 10:33
sj,
I think I was there in '03. I know I didn't make it there the last two years. Sammi would remember the exact year, I'm sure, but it was the year there were severe thunderstorm warnings, and intermittant rain there at the police range...

samurairabbi
04-03-2006, 03:49
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
sj,
I think I was there in '03. I know I didn't make it there the last two years. Sammi would remember the exact year, I'm sure, but it was the year there were severe thunderstorm warnings, and intermittant rain there at the police range...
Me not Rabbi; me Mongo. Rabbi probably know year of MMA10 meeting, but at this moment Rabbi engaging in some illicit Dungeon party crashing of Weekend Lagoon Blowout. Mongo concur with Rabbi philosophy: Never let subtly nuanced philosophical dissertation interfere with partying with Lagoon Hostesses.

G33
04-03-2006, 08:26
:tempted: :tempted: :tempted: :tempted: :tempted: :cheerleader:

Mongo!
:supergrin:

susan28
04-05-2006, 15:50
the moon is moving away from the earth at 3.8cm/yr, the same speed at which fingernails grow. :alien:

G33
04-05-2006, 17:52
:shocked: :shocked:
:supergrin:

Tazz10m
04-05-2006, 22:45
:suntan:

G7
04-10-2006, 12:14
S-28,

If we all trimmed our fingernails, would the Moon come back ???


Kree.

Bullman
04-10-2006, 12:52
Originally posted by G7
S-28,

If we all trimmed our fingernails, would the Moon come back ???


Kree.

I wonder how many fingernails it would take, if they were placed end to end after they were trimmed, to reach the moon from the Lagoon cabana? I as having some N*ppl* Sweat up there the other day and the cabana boom box had "Stairway to Heaven" playing, and that thought just jumped into my head.

G33
04-10-2006, 14:15
Someone say Moon?
:moonie:


:suntan:


:scared:







:courtsie:

susan28
04-10-2006, 15:23
a Moon-2-Lagoon Nailway would be very convenient but watch that polish! :)

VN350X10
04-10-2006, 17:11
You mean I've been wasting my trimmings all these years ?????




(uncle is now hooked up to the "fast" system again, but it hasen't done anything for my typing speed[orlackof] this time either)

Tazz10m
04-10-2006, 17:49
¡¡¡10 RING ANNOUNCMENT!!!

While getting fingernails dug into my back the thought came to me that we need another watering ho... and we could use another lagoon to hoot.

Ground breaking on the new "10 Ring 2 Moon Lagoon" and "2 Moon Lagoon Saloon" will take place ass soon ass Sammy gets the slaves... oppps... i mean the dungeon dung masters... oh, whats the difference?... anywhay... ass soon ass he gets the dung crew together and their poop in a group we can enjoy another fine place to suck the N*ppl* Sweat surrounded by drunk Island Girls in Bikini's.

Oh, and one more thing... "Beachnik" tee shirts are now on sale at Costco... get 'em while you can!

VN350X10
04-11-2006, 20:54
One question Tazz....do we need to bring our own construction equipment, or is it being financed by the embezzlemt percentage ?

Add another....How much time is going to be alloted this project ?


later,

uncle

Tazz10m
04-11-2006, 21:34
Originally posted by VN350X10
One question Tazz....do we need to bring our own construction equipment, or is it being financed by the embezzlemt percentage ?

Add another....How much time is going to be alloted this project ?


later,

uncle

This is all being financed by the 10 Ring, but, since the dung crew got into this place by jumping the 10 Ring fence and swimming the river illegally in order to find work and embezzle, they can provide their own damn tools bought with the embezzled funds. On the other hand, since they are also the cheap slave labor we so love, we will provide the heavy machinery and building materials... and of course, pay them under the table as usual. We do love our neighbors and cheap labor, and their culture does add variety appreciably, but that doesn't mean they get to go to the head of the line and/or get a free ride, dispite their marching for it.

How long til done? I figure it will get done in record time, about a month, if we make it clear to them that we will give them the boot if they don't get on it.

On another note, tell MCNETT to ready the BunkerBusters. We have a little message to send and lesson to teach on proper burial of nuclear haste for some of our not so friendly neighbors.

susan28
04-12-2006, 07:21
Originally posted by Tazz10m
On another note, tell MCNETT to ready the BunkerBusters. We have a little message to send and lesson to teach on proper burial of nuclear haste for some of our not so friendly neighbors.

haste makes waste ;) (letters are like molecules afterall.. more like atoms really.. )

G33
04-12-2006, 09:59
Spring!:snoopy: