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VN350X10
04-12-2006, 17:53
Of course, G33 & susan 28 are expected to show up in nothing but string bikinis &(since it IS a construction project) hard hats !
We really do need proper supervisory personel on site.

The only problem I forsee is finding steel-toed Red Wing work boots with 6" stilleto heels.....

Tazz10m
04-13-2006, 03:16
Originally posted by VN350X10
Of course, G33 & susan 28 are expected to show up in nothing but string bikinis &(since it IS a construction project) hard hats !
We really do need proper supervisory personel on site.

The only problem I forsee is finding steel-toed Red Wing work boots with 6" stilleto heels.....

First of all, open your eyes, G33, susan, and G29 are already in string bikinis...(BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, POUND, POUND, POUND, BE STILL MY FOOLISH HEART!)

SECOND... ooops, i mean secondly, i represent that second statement and think that my second personality is doing a pretty darn good job of supervising those girls and what they wear... or don't wear... as the case my be.

YEAOW!!! Susan, you know what that does to me when you pinch me like that! Do it again!

Thirdly, VN, those 6" Red Wings better not be for YOU... MONKEY BOY!!! :laughabove:

Forthly, go forthly into SPRING!!!

VN350X10
04-13-2006, 21:15
Naw, mine are flats. But the girls still need steel toes on the job site....OSHA, don't you know....

(If you think OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you're in deep doo-doo)

Tazz10m
04-13-2006, 21:36
Originally posted by VN350X10
Naw, mine are flats. But the girls still need steel toes on the job site....OSHA, don't you know....


Oh, good. I totally agree the girls need to wear the steel toe stilletto's on the job... we wouldn't want OSHA to get their panties in a wad. Safety first!

MakeMineA10mm
04-13-2006, 22:15
Just one thought on the new project, Tazz. Make sure you talk to Sammi about Mongo.

Since we are starting afresh with a new Lagoon, let's try to get the firing line end of the pool in the medium-depth water.

Since Mongo put it at the deep end in the,,,, What shall we call the old Lagoon now? (First Lagoon?). Anyway, I digress. Mongo putting the firing line at the deep end causes VN to keep slipping off the little ledge, and we've had to have the dung crew repair leaky holes in the side of the pool many, many times now...

Either we're going to have to make VN taller, or Mongo needs to put the firing line at the right place in the pool...

MakeMineA10mm
04-13-2006, 22:20
Oh, Tazz. One other thing. Make sure da Rabbi is filing a Dung Crew Tax Return this year! Tomorrow is the deadline, after all...

We can't have any more IRS dimwits, I mean, A-g-e-n-t-s snooping around again. Although embezzlement is a crime, it still needs to be reported as income. We wouldn't want our little Rabbi going to the gray-bar hotel, like a certain famous Chicago gangster, would we???

Of course, the 10-Ring corporate taxes were done months ago. We owed $10, which I stole, I mean a-p-p-r-o-p-r-i-a-t-e-d(!), from the Dung Crew embezzlements off of our bar tab. Technically, this means we did pay our own taxes, sort of, I think......? :upeyes:

VN350X10
04-14-2006, 10:01
Or I could just quit proving that a G20 WILL fire & function under water with the right parts.......

G33
04-14-2006, 18:31
Wet Glock!:cat:

G33
04-14-2006, 18:32
Frisky Glock!:supergrin:

G7
04-14-2006, 23:06
I am looking forward to testing my theory that, when fired on the Moon, a GLOCK 20 will launch a 200 grain projectile into PERMINANT orbit.

IFF it's a Double Tap load, of course.

We will have to place a small transmitter into the bullet. Sort of a 200 grain Sputnik. Hmmm. If it works, we'll need a name for our satellite . . . "Tenimum" ???

:rollsmiley:

G33
04-14-2006, 23:39
Photo:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-15-2006, 09:52
DRAT !!@!! looks like somebody spilled a sample of my chili again.

G33
04-17-2006, 10:04
:laughabove: :tease:

Bullman
04-17-2006, 12:52
Originally posted by VN350X10
DRAT !!@!! looks like somebody spilled a sample of my chili again.

Well, uhh.... not so much spilled as uhhhh, I tried some and it uhhhh, well.... didn't quite agree with me, if you know what I am trying to say.:shocked:

VN350X10
04-17-2006, 19:47
If that's the case Bullman, maybe I should de-tune it just a little ?


Bring it back to 10MM levels instead of the .50BMG chilli that I so dearly enjoy.....


bonAppatite,


uncle

Bullman
04-18-2006, 14:59
Originally posted by VN350X10
If that's the case Bullman, maybe I should de-tune it just a little ?


Bring it back to 10MM levels instead of the .50BMG chilli that I so dearly enjoy.....


bonAppatite,


uncle

I am not saying that I didn't like it, I am saying that it didn't like me. I thought it was outstanding :supergrin:

VN350X10
04-18-2006, 21:11
Sort of like me & sweet peppers on pizza......10-15 min & it's rubious of the gastric mucuosia.....terminally anti-social




eat fast !







uncle

G33
04-19-2006, 00:21
Today in Astronomy Journal:

New Gas Giant discovered in the 8:40 Cluster Nebula.
Details to follow.
:alien: :alien:

VN350X10
04-19-2006, 20:31
FILM AT ELEVEN:::::::

G7
04-19-2006, 20:40
Someday I will have to post my recipe for GLOCKamole. If you like guac. and hot chili, you'll love GLOCKamole.

:supergrin: :shocked:

VN350X10
04-19-2006, 22:43
Remember,the combined staff of Penthouse, Lagoon (1&2) & the Dungeon are more than willing to try almost anything concerning food or drink & after testing will be happy to provide feedback & comments.

However, our own esteemed Mongo will, in fact, provide the final commentary & judgement.

Minuteman
04-19-2006, 23:23
Sniff, sniff.


:eat: :drool: :drool: :drool:


I heard food. What's cookin'?



:eat:

MakeMineA10mm
04-20-2006, 19:55
Originally posted by VN350X10
Remember,the combined staff of Penthouse, Lagoon (1&2) & the Dungeon are more than willing to try almost anything concerning food or drink & after testing will be happy to provide feedback & comments.

However, our own esteemed Mongo will, in fact, provide the final commentary & judgement.

Ah, yes, it is getting warmer... The annual 10-Ring Luau and buffet is right around the corner!

Rabbi!!! Are you recovered enough yet from the Final Four to get the DungCrew working on preparations?!?

:rollsmiley:

VN350X10
04-24-2006, 22:01
It seems that both the Rabbi & Mongo are still MIA. Or possibly they are on a joint mission to replentish the missing scotch in time for the ground-breaking of the new "Lagoon II".

Be that as it may, have G 33 or susan28 been seen recently ? In most cases, G 33 can locate Mongo in a very short time when necessary.

One other technical point....Isn't it about time to replace the filtering media on the "N Sweat Lager" machinery ? While skilled, I lack the precision expertise required for such a complex operation, at least without proper supervision.


uncle

samurairabbi
04-24-2006, 22:55
Don't worry, Unkle; I am on duty. Not sure about Mongo's status, but then, G33 has functional supervision over him.

I have a rather full plate right now: excavation for Lagoon II, keeping the Scotch flowing to replace the batch the Dungeon stole from the Penthouse Suites ... (Rabbi, Dungeon peons did not steal the Scotch; the drunken 10-Ringers - pardon our redundancy - lost it themselves!) ... Hey, Guys! I know that thievery accusation is false, but it helps our rep when negotiating replacement prices with outside suppliers ... (Hmmmmm, good point. Sorry about the interruption.) ... No problem! Always good to see the analysis crew is thinking! Anyway, ALSO on my plate are the food & beverage supplies, ammo replenishment, continuing recovery from damage to my psyche from the knowledge that a 10-Ringer achieved greater insight than I into G33 passing me in the 8:40PM post count, and my contemplation of the continuing death of Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

Life is not easy for a Dungeon Type.

G33
04-24-2006, 23:03
Poor Rabbitty.
G29 says Hi!
Mongo is well...:eyelashes:


We will donate filter material...
Must wet it down first.
:highfive: :tempted:

samurairabbi
04-24-2006, 23:11
Originally posted by G33
We will donate filter material...
Must wet it down first.
Ahhh yes! The Flashdance motif. Still good for getting a "rise" out of the crowd!

G33
04-25-2006, 00:34
:courtsie: :courtsie:

Tazz10m
04-25-2006, 00:58
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
Just one thought on the new project, Tazz. Make sure you talk to Sammi about Mongo.

Since we are starting afresh with a new Lagoon, let's try to get the firing line end of the pool in the medium-depth water.

Since Mongo put it at the deep end in the,,,, What shall we call the old Lagoon now? (First Lagoon?). Anyway, I digress. Mongo putting the firing line at the deep end causes VN to keep slipping off the little ledge, and we've had to have the dung crew repair leaky holes in the side of the pool many, many times now...

Either we're going to have to make VN taller, or Mongo needs to put the firing line at the right place in the pool...


I think you just named it... "The Deep End". Oh... that is good... that is really good! Perfect actually.

As for Mongo and VN, i think we just need to make The Deep End a little deeper. As for me, i'm going to get deep into an certain dripping wet red bikini clad Kitty... in The Deep End, of course. As for the IRS, no worries, Tiger Girl got 'em on the run. Purr entertainment!

susan28
04-25-2006, 07:07
28 is on "dj sabbatical", taking time to reconfigure her gear and evaluate new technology, however have been monitoring Penthouse activities via listening device placed in Geesie's laundry basket before departure (this, however, began conveying nothing but the sound of wine being sipped just days later, which raises the concern of it now being in Rabbi's hands, given the placement location and the distinct sound of LaFete sloshing across a trained palate..)

G33
04-25-2006, 10:47
Originally posted by susan28
28 is on "dj sabbatical", taking time to reconfigure her gear and evaluate new technology, however have been monitoring Penthouse activities via listening device placed in Geesie's laundry basket before departure (this, however, began conveying nothing but the sound of wine being sipped just days later, which raises the concern of it now being in Rabbi's hands, given the placement location and the distinct sound of LaFete sloshing across a trained palate..)


:eyelashes:
:devilish:
:courtsie: :courtsie:

G33
04-25-2006, 10:54
The Original Filter!
:supergrin:

susan28
04-25-2006, 12:41
suitable for framing :)

WARNING: Geesie you're needed on the bridge immediately, Picard is once again attempting to engage the Borg but they are in a holding pattern awaiting instructions. we will see that the Sacred Filter is safe in your absence.. oh no, it's Whoopi Goldberg, Borg have difficulty understanding her..

samurairabbi
04-25-2006, 17:57
Originally posted by susan28
... which raises the concern of it now being in Rabbi's hands ...
Actually, Suze, the 10-Ringers would be REALLY jealous if they knew WHAT ELSE is now in Rabbi's hands!

G33
04-25-2006, 18:05
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.

Roger that S28!
:pirates:

samurairabbi
04-25-2006, 18:22
Originally posted by G33
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.
Darn! ... I was so hoping to be kicked by you!

VN350X10
04-25-2006, 19:48
So where do I sign up to voluenteer for "Trid Duty"?

susan28
04-25-2006, 20:01
28 <---- New Triditionalist

VN350X10
04-25-2006, 20:07
If everyone will kindly excuse us, uncle is in need of being tutoredintrid....

G33
04-26-2006, 08:57
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Darn! ... I was so hoping to be kicked by you!

Rabbi = 801
G =

:tease::postingqueen:

samurairabbi
04-26-2006, 09:04
Originally posted by G33
Rabbi = 801
Eight hundred one bottles of beer on the wall, eight hundred one bottles of beer! So take one down and pass it around, eight hundred bottles of beer on the wall! ...

susan28
04-26-2006, 09:10
that makes 802 :) but that makes the bottle count rise with the post count.. so we'll never run out of beer!! brilliant!!

Tazz10m
04-26-2006, 11:42
That AGrip sure works well when it's wet, doesn't it? Looks good too.

What were we talking about?

Oh, yeah, beer... mmmmmm yeah, i'm ready for another...

God, i love designing AGrip bikinis!

:supergrin:

samurairabbi
04-26-2006, 14:49
Originally posted by Tazz10m
God, i love designing AGrip bikinis!

Design work is okay, but the REAL fun is the custom fitting to each customer!

Tazz10m
04-26-2006, 19:19
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Design work is okay, but the REAL fun is the custom fitting to each customer!

Design "work" (hehehe) requires custom fitting to a fairly wide range of models in high heels in order to get the final design to fit the vast variety of hotties... ooops, i mean potential customers. Obviously this means a lot of... um.... ah.... well.... i'll just let your imagination help with the rest.

The thing that really makes it fun, though, is that the chickies... ooops... i mean models... really enjoy it all... and then some.

Easily the most fun i have EVER had "working". :supergrin:

VN350X10
04-26-2006, 23:15
Tazz, you're obviously working too hard on this project, to the point of almost incoherence. Possible you should take on an assistant/apprentice to ease the work load.
I am a quick learner & am real tired of doing metal fab for a living. Possibly this could be my next career move......

salary is negotiable..





uncle

G33
04-27-2006, 08:22
:tempted: :tempted: :tempted: :tempted:

susan28
04-27-2006, 19:08
one word: corsets :)

JWP
04-27-2006, 19:28
corsets are soooooooooooo binding

susan28
04-27-2006, 19:57
Originally posted by JWP
corsets are soooooooooooo binding


yessss, like a wedding ring for the waist...

G33
04-27-2006, 23:43
Originally posted by susan28
yessss, like a wedding ring for the waist...


:scared: :scared:

Tazz10m
04-28-2006, 02:02
One word: Face.

G33
04-28-2006, 04:57
To face, or not to face.
That is the question.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
04-28-2006, 06:26
Originally posted by Tazz10m
One word: Face.
Or ... MIRROR!

sjstill
04-28-2006, 08:37
I think my heart just stopped again.....:supergrin: :supergrin:

G33
04-28-2006, 09:39
:supergrin: :supergrin:

sjstill
04-28-2006, 10:06
I think you owe me some serious CPR :rollsmiley: :supergrin:

Bullman
04-28-2006, 15:22
:shocked:

I wonder if she has any military experience, "About FACE";)

G33
04-28-2006, 21:41
Originally posted by sjstill
I think you owe me some serious CPR :rollsmiley: :supergrin:


:tempted: :stooges:

G33
04-28-2006, 21:46
Secret memo from the Guild(G33) to the BeneGesserit(S28):

Plans within plans.
The men have NO interest in her Face.
They are after something else...The Spice?
EOM




:alien:

G33
04-28-2006, 21:48
Memo to the Pirate-Borg Fleet:

The boys are distracted.
Move ahead with the annex plan Zeta.
No a chance they will notice.

:eyelashes: :pirates:

G33
04-28-2006, 21:49
(For the decoder rings guys, that is Zeta as in Cathrine Zeta.)
Jes!
:supergrin:

Rawny
04-28-2006, 21:52
Speaking of S28, today's her b-day. ;)

:birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :cake: :cake:

Tazz10m
04-28-2006, 21:54
Secret memo from the Guild(G33) to the BeneGesserit(S28):

Plans within plans.
The men have NO interest in her Face.
They are after something else...The Spice?
EOM



The taste!:odie:

rhans405
04-28-2006, 22:30
:popcorn:

Tazz10m
04-28-2006, 22:41
Originally posted by Rawny
Speaking of S28, today's her b-day. ;)

:birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :cake: :cake:

:birthday: to you!
:birthday: to you!
You smell like a :cake:
And you taste like one too!

:birthday:

:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-29-2006, 00:50
susan28's birthday ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

By uncle's calculation, this makes her 22. Young enough to get carded & old enough to pass !


:birthday: :cake: :birthday:

sjstill
04-29-2006, 05:06
Many happy returns, Susan!!

G33
04-29-2006, 05:54
S28
:birthday: :birthdaysong: :cheerleader:

Bullman
04-29-2006, 06:12
Happy Birthday Susan dear

The Spanking line forms here:supergrin: :devilishgrin:

susan28
04-29-2006, 13:46
Originally posted by G33
Memo to the Pirate-Borg Fleet:

The boys are distracted.
Move ahead with the annex plan Zeta.
No a chance they will notice.

:eyelashes: :pirates:

by all means move ahead with the xanax plan... am i seeing dancing elephants on the smilies list? yikes what a day!! i feel like i've aged a whole year!! hmmm.. :eyebrow:

thanks for the love everyone :hugs: :yourock:

you're half right, uncle.. i'm .44 :) and still passing the open windows..

G33
04-29-2006, 14:48
:elephant: :elephant: :elephant:

VN350X10
04-29-2006, 15:26
note to G33
re: dancing elephants.....
I think I was set up on a blind date with the one in the middle while I was in college...too much PBR & I was told she had "A great personality"


u.

samurairabbi
04-29-2006, 15:42
Originally posted by G33
Memo to the Pirate-Borg Fleet:

The boys are distracted.
Move ahead with the annex plan Zeta.
No a chance they will notice.

:eyelashes: :pirates:
Actually, Geesie, the boys WILL notice. They simply won't CARE!

G33
04-29-2006, 16:09
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Actually, Geesie, the boys WILL notice. They simply won't CARE!

Works for us.
:pirates: :supergrin:

VN350X10
04-29-2006, 16:24
Well, we DO care, but only if it gets in the way of Lagoon parties...

VN350X10
04-29-2006, 16:26
looks like i'm still a monkeys uncle......


Attention All Personel......



PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

G33
04-29-2006, 16:37
:laughabove: :laughabove:

VN350X10
04-29-2006, 19:01
Oh great........



now G33 caught me in my work clothes.....



where DON'T she hide with that $!@& camera , anyhow.....?

G33
04-29-2006, 19:50
:supergrin:



Hey!
Anyone conscious yet?
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Tazz10m
05-07-2006, 01:09
Originally posted by G33
:supergrin:



Hey!
Anyone conscious yet?
:supergrin: :supergrin:

:supergrin:

Conscious? :supergrin:

Hey, ever notice how when the party really gets going, everybody is too "busy" to post?

:supergrin:

samurairabbi
05-07-2006, 01:36
Originally posted by Tazz10m
:supergrin:

Conscious? :supergrin:

Hey, ever notice how when the party really gets going, everybody is too "busy" to post?

:supergrin:
We Dungeon Types had thought about occasionally posting this last week, but it was quite correctly pointed out by experienced elements within the Dung Cru that keeping the admin work running smoothly to support the extended Penthouse debauchery was vastly more important than padding a post count somewhere. Also, the aura of mystery surrounding the minimal posting activity on this thread really gets the 9/40 common rabble intrigued about what we are up to; makes them even MORE envious of the 10-Ring Resort operation.

Tazz10m
05-07-2006, 18:29
Ya sure got that right!

Scuze me a sec...


...Peaches, honey... would you get me another one of those please, dear, thanks...


Hey, sorry, got to go...

samurairabbi
05-07-2006, 19:03
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Hey, sorry, got to go...
No you're not

Tazz10m
05-07-2006, 19:27
Originally posted by samurairabbi
No you're not


:supergrin:
Busted!
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
05-07-2006, 19:55
Originally posted by Tazz10m
:supergrin:
Busted!
:supergrin:
Don't sweat it. We'll let you plea bargain down to community service; at the 10-Ring Resort, people VOLUNTEER for community service!

Tazz10m
05-07-2006, 20:29
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Don't sweat it. We'll let you plea bargain down to community service; at the 10-Ring Resort, people VOLUNTEER for community service!

No way! I don't plea bargain. I'm GUILTY!

Beat me, whip me, kick me, BITE ME!!!

:laughabove:

G33
05-07-2006, 20:39
Originally posted by Tazz10m


Beat me, whip me, kick me, BITE ME!!!

:laughabove:



No problemo!
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

:supergrin:

G33
05-07-2006, 20:41
:devilish:

Tazz10m
05-07-2006, 21:26
Originally posted by G33
No problemo!
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

:supergrin:

God, i love it when a plan comes together!

:exercise::whip:

samurairabbi
05-07-2006, 21:55
Originally posted by Tazz10m
God, i love it when a plan comes together!
Tazz, we lowly (blah, blah, blah, etc.) Dungeon Types will make all administrative arrangements for your trial. We shall assemble a jury of your beers to sit in judgement of you for this heinous offense ... (Rabbi, you misspelled a word) ... Which one? ... (it should be jury of your peers ... not beers) ... Not in THIS case, gang! In the 10-Ring, we run a trial OUR way; beers is in fact the correct spelling! ... (Hmmmmm ... Okay! ... NOW we understand; sorry for the interruption.) ... No problem! Interplay such as this adds to the 10-Ring Resort mystique.

Tazz10m
05-07-2006, 23:42
Purrrrrrrrfect!

VN350X10
05-08-2006, 22:24
If the trial finishes in a timely manner, there is an administrative/social note here....

re: 5-13-06.......PARTY

Uncle's male offspring "No-Neck" is getting married @ 3:00 PM CST on Sat. the 13th.

THERE WILL BE A 4 HOUR OPEN BAR @ THE RECEPTION........


any questions ?????

Borg, Pirates & 10-Ringers in good standing (yeah, right, standing....uncle make funny) are hereby invited. If attendance is not possible, a continuance of the party will be held in the Lagoons (I&II)starting @0600 hrs Sunday AM & continuing untill all are thusly satiated with libation & foodstuffs. Mongo has consented to be the Chef for the happenings & goings-on.

one further note, my soon to be Daughter-in-Law...(what a bollshirt term, she's going to be my DAUGHTER, no questions possible!) wants No-Neck(aka Mike)to replace his Harley that he sold for the downpayment on the house. In my book, this makes Kelly a sure keeper. She can be taught to cook, even if it requires the services of Mongo again as instructor.


PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY:welcome: Kelly...:beer: :beer: :beer:

VN350X10
05-08-2006, 22:27
gotta add a PS.....

any in attendance will get a once in a lifetime oppertounity, seeing uncle in a TUX !
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

aka "Return of the Disgruntled Penguin"




u.a.

G33
05-09-2006, 02:05
Good news!
Mongo helps me to boil water.
I am getting pretty good at that.
:supergrin: :laughabove:

sjstill
05-09-2006, 04:05
Come on now Geesie, 'fess up - water starts boiling whenever you walk into a room :cool:

Bullman
05-09-2006, 05:34
Congrats Uncle on the upcoming nuptuals. She does indeed sound like an outstanding catch. To bad Sarah isn't walking yet, she would make a bang up flower girl, but I am sure you already have that covered.:)

G33
05-09-2006, 10:48
Originally posted by sjstill
Come on now Geesie, 'fess up - water starts boiling whenever you walk into a room :cool:


:whistling: :embarassed:

engineer151515
05-09-2006, 18:19
What??

There's no N*ppl* Sweat in the Dungeon cooler.

The copper kettles are tarnished, cold and .... dare I say ... empty!


:shocked:


The filters! Tell me you saved the (trademark) Filter Material.


(opens filters)

Gasps!

............ to be continued.

G33
05-09-2006, 21:48
Eng!:mememe: :supergrin:

VN350X10
05-09-2006, 21:57
Egads !!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that there was a supply of filter material in stock as of about 2 weeks ago, was I mistaken ?!?!?
The last time I looked in on the brewery, all seemed to be cooking well. This, however, was BEFORE the construction was started on Lagoon II. Did the lowly construction types find a key to the Brewmasters sample dispensing tapper ????
Who was on the security detail & where HAVE those Pirates been hiding anyway ????? Perhaps contacting the Borg would be in order, since they don't drink (the fools).

Mongo, what state is the kitchen in ? Did someone abscond with the cooking sherry too ?????

please excuse uncle at this time,......me brain hurts !

VN350X10
05-09-2006, 22:02
Oh Dear, this has ominous forebodings, as I will be in a Monkey suit this coming weekend (:>(




:help:

G33
05-09-2006, 23:24
:whip: :whip:

Tazz10m
05-14-2006, 01:23
We've been called naked monkeys before.... we can be called naked monkeys again...

NAKED MONKEYS!!!

VN350X10
05-14-2006, 15:52
Actually Tazz, the title of the book was:

"The Naked Ape"

Author was Desmond Morris



(monkey's ) uncle



and yes, I think I've survived the weekend/wedding/Mother's Day....

samurairabbi
05-14-2006, 18:01
Originally posted by Tazz10m
We've been called naked monkeys before.... we can be called naked monkeys again...

NAKED MONKEYS!!!
Permit me the temerity to suggest that calling ourselves "NUDE SIMIANS" may give us greater marketing appeal to the more scholarly segments of the firearms community.

Just a thought.

engineer151515
05-16-2006, 18:44
The (trademark) filter material is back from the lab. Seems as though the man-made support material has failed yet much of the female ... uh... charm ... remains. Many of the 10-ring ladies here would realize how perfect that explanation is. Anyway, the Lab Chief, Dr. Claudia Schiffer, pictured in her lab coat below, says I should soak these in the mash for final extraction of needed materials (a slight deviation from patent formulation, but I'll get the lawyers to look into that).

http://www.claudiaschiffer.com/images/claudia_04_03.jpg


Therefore, I am preping the initial stages of a N*pple Sw*at batch but WE WILL REQUIRE NEW FILTERS - at least in the next few days.

That means, we need doners.

Then we need to find a way to get the doners sweaty. Or is that sweatier?? .......sigh.... I'm just so snowed under at the moment. Perhaps the intellectuals in the High Condo can offer suggestions for raising a sweat.

Bullman
05-16-2006, 19:06
How about a Miss 10-ring competition, sorta along the lines of a Hawaiin Tropic deal???

VN350X10
05-17-2006, 00:00
Not sure about the donors, but the lab chief, Dr. S. is EASILY capable of making uncle sweaty......





:phew:

samurairabbi
05-17-2006, 14:56
Originally posted by engineer151515
... the Lab Chief, Dr. Claudia Schiffer, pictured in her lab coat below, ...

http://www.claudiaschiffer.com/images/claudia_04_03.jpg

The Dungeon Crew would like to register its unanimous approval of the new-style lab coat.

VN350X10
05-18-2006, 01:32
Administrative note here:

uncle will be away for a few days...family affairs require my adjourning to the planet Mich. Death of F.in Law reported @ 0150 hrs today. Rest of family is useless in these affairs.

Continue the filter search ASAP....uncle will probably be in need of vast quantities of "N"Sweat Lager upon return.....yes, the family DOES drive me to that point. Incompetent fools such as they are.....





uncle

G33
05-19-2006, 06:29
OK already, we donated the material again.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

susan28
05-19-2006, 08:24
grrrrr family foolishness, the worst kind.. best wishes for a quick grieving process, love..

i'm just now recovering from some sacred plant i was given by some guatemalans who showed up at my b-day party.. no-one knew them but everyone said "let them in!!" .. dang third-world religions..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/mouthm.jpg
(photo Teri Rice, www.teririce.com).

G33
05-19-2006, 12:31
S!:laughabove: :wavey:

samurairabbi
05-19-2006, 12:42
Originally posted by G33
OK already, we donated the material again.
We Dungeon Types have chosen our rally cry for our next insurrection:

"DOWN WITH FILTER MATERIAL!"

susan28
05-19-2006, 12:44
hi Geesie :rollsmiley:

susan28
05-19-2006, 12:46
hehehe those dungeon-dwellers are so kinky :)

samurairabbi
05-19-2006, 13:05
Originally posted by susan28
hehehe those dungeon-dwellers are so kinky :)
Hey! All we know, we learned from the Penthouse crowd!

susan28
05-19-2006, 15:31
heh heh..

28=Anderson

Tazz10m
05-21-2006, 00:05
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Hey! All we know, we learned from the Penthouse crowd!

Yeah, well, as the center of that crowd, i just have one thing to say;

Thank you... thank you very much!

:drinkie: :redhead: :drinkie: :redhead: :ladiesman: :redhead: :drinkie: :redhead: :drinkie:

samurairabbi
05-21-2006, 10:10
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

The Dungeon Crew is seeking volunteers from the Penthouse party crowd (pardon my redundancy) to operate some of the heavy excavation equipment being used to excavate Lagoon II. We WERE fully staffed, but then the FBI decided they wanted FIRST-LINE PROFESSIONALS to do the actual digging up in Michigan; they wanted THE BEST to do the actual digging on the search for what is left of Jimmy Hoffa. They know the whole world is watching, so they farmed out the technical aspects to the Dungeon Types; FBI bigshots know that, unlike the standard issue FBI techno-suits, we Dungeon peons can do the job RIGHT! (Plus, you would spill your beers if you saw the "advantageous" amount we are charging for this job!)

Any Penthouse type that can achieve even PASSABLE sobriety should show up at the Lagoon II site; we will put you to work driving some really fun toys!

susan28
05-21-2006, 10:17
*perk* techno?! (packing a crate and heading for Michigan):ufo:

engineer151515
05-24-2006, 20:50
One of the lab boys filled an empty Corona beer bottle with some unfiltered N*pple Sweat brew and took a swig. The results were Disasterous!

http://www.anchoragepress.com/photos/beer35.03.01.jpg

Fortunately, because of the generous filter donations from our illustrious "G's", we will have fully filtered NS brew available for Memorial Day Weekend. Oh - lab boy is expected to make a full recovery after generous intravenous injections of filtered NS mixed with lime juice.

G33
05-24-2006, 23:42
:courtsie: :courtsie:

VN350X10
05-25-2006, 23:14
Affairs arranged & duties handled. Uncle is now back from planet MI.
to G33....
Thank you for your kind (& most ample)donation of filtration materials.

The "Hoffa in MI" is nothing more than a ruse.....some of the F.B.I. types just wanted a headstart on getting there for fishing this weekend. Everybody knows that "Jimmy" is in a foundation in Jersey....



Did manage to try some local microbrews while on planet MI, but none can compare with our own "N"Sweat Lager.

Male offspring & new daughter Kelly have returned from honeymoon, so an experienced heavy equipment operator is standing by if needed.

uncle

samurairabbi
05-26-2006, 00:09
Originally posted by VN350X10
Everybody knows that "Jimmy" is in a foundation in Jersey....
Looks like Unkle has fallen for the theory that Hoffa was buried under the endzone at Meadowlands stadium. This theory is rediculously absurd!

With Jimmy's connections, forty yard line WORST!

G33
05-26-2006, 03:55
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

VN350X10
05-27-2006, 02:05
Either way, his "season ticket" is punched.......

VN350X10
05-29-2006, 00:44
Technical note here....It's warm enough, the beach at Lagoon I is open


and so is the bar (as usual)


So let's hoist one (or more) for our fallen vets, after observing a proper moment of silence.

(To my uncle Eddie):patriot: :angel: :cheers:

BB-52 U.S.S. Arizona

uncle albert

Tazz10m
05-29-2006, 01:55
:toilet: :50cal: :2gun: :angel: :2gun: :patriot: :number1: :cheers: :drink: :drunk: :2gun: :angel: :2gun: :eagle: :patriot:

Bullman
05-29-2006, 06:14
:beer: :beer: :beer: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

susan28
05-29-2006, 11:06
::salute:: :beer: :beer: :beer:

(moseying out to the beach, contemplating the Arizona that fateful afternoon..)

VN350X10
05-31-2006, 01:24
Tazz, do we have any progress to report on status of Lagoon II ?


If not, we must ask Samurairabbi what it will take to motivate the drunken rabble (please excuse the multi-redundancy) that inhibit...er..inhabit the Dungeon. Or how to set a fire under the Dung Crew....



uncle

VN350X10
05-31-2006, 01:27
important historical note to susan28.....

Pearl Harbor was attacked at about 7:00 A.M. local time.....

samurairabbi
05-31-2006, 03:41
Originally posted by VN350X10
important historical note to susan28.....

Pearl Harbor was attacked at about 7:00 A.M. local time.....
Hmmmmm ... Unkle, you may have detected a security leak here. In the movie "Stalag 17", William Holden proves Peter Graves is a German spy within the prison: Peter Graves says his family was sitting down to DINNER when he first heard about Pearl Harbor!

G33
05-31-2006, 04:43
Time warp.

Bullman
05-31-2006, 05:22
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Hmmmmm ... Unkle, you may have detected a security leak here. In the movie "Stalag 17", William Holden proves Peter Graves is a German spy within the prison: Peter Graves says his family was sitting down to DINNER when he first heard about Pearl Harbor!

That was Peter Graves? :shocked:

engineer151515
05-31-2006, 06:44
Originally posted by VN350X10

(To my uncle Eddie):patriot: :angel: :cheers:

BB-52 U.S.S. Arizona

uncle albert

<<< ===== Grateful to all vets.

Please forgive the techno-nerd in my engineering skull..

U.S.S. Arizona = BB 39 ?

http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/ships/battleships/arizona/bb39-ariz.html

plus a special shout-out for our battleship USS ALABAMA (BB-60). and submarine USS DRUM (SS-228)- just up the street.

:)

susan28
05-31-2006, 18:02
right uncle that's true, got lost in the moment there.. long day for all concerned i'm sure..

speaking of which battening down for another wonderful hurricane season here in paradise, got an invite to spend the summer in nyc, might be just the ticket after last year. but no guns allowed there, must fend off armed thugs with my charming personality, better practice that smile :supergrin:

samurairabbi
06-01-2006, 22:02
Originally posted by susan28
right uncle that's true, got lost in the moment there.. long day for all concerned i'm sure..
Hmmmm ... Suze, I still think you are hiding something with your mis-rememberance of the Pearl Harbor timing. I think we should convene a session in G33's "Chamber" for "interrogation" and possible "punishment"!

VN350X10
06-01-2006, 23:18
Engineer151515,
You're absolutely correct, the Arizona was BB 39.....

I must still be in a state of un-dynamic flux from my sojourn unto the planet Mi****agan.....


This can only mean that I'm still suffering from "N"Sweat Lager deficiency....please help, it still hurts......must have more filtration media stat....

susan28
06-02-2006, 07:30
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Hmmmm ... Suze, I still think you are hiding something with your mis-rememberance of the Pearl Harbor timing. I think we should convene a session in G33's "Chamber" for "interrogation" and possible "punishment"!

minisubs? what minisubs? i *never* said anything about minisubs.. dommelets maybe, Texas dommelets.. but they don't serve N*Sweat in their diners..

Tazz10m
06-09-2006, 01:13
POP OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE!!! THAT DUMB BASTID AND HIS CLOSEST BUNCH OF BUDDIES IS DEAD!!!

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

WE GOT HIM!!!!!!

:patriot: :rofl: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :rofl: :snoopy: :pepper: :rofl: :banana: :drunk: :cheers: :patriot:

G33
06-09-2006, 03:56
:supergrin: :laughabove: :patriot:

Bullman
06-09-2006, 05:32
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. May he suffer in hell in pieces. I hear they are paying the bounty on him too, all the intel guys and those fine gentlemen that flew the 500 pounders in on him deserve every penny of that 25 mil.:patriot:

susan28
06-09-2006, 07:33
cheers to that :beer: :beer: :beer:

i only caught the tail end of the news before bed, where was he, Iraq? the 'kush? 'ganistan?

G33
06-14-2006, 10:41
I really like how the Pres. left the press corps in a different time zone!! They went to Camp David; he went to Iraq.

HeeHee!
:laughabove:

:patriot: :patriot:

susan28
06-14-2006, 11:07
lol yes, well he couldn't very well announce his visit in advance eh? i'm not normally big on the whole "just trust Daddy" thing but this was a tactical issue and i don't blame him a bit. when he's right he's right. salute.

G33
06-14-2006, 22:16
Hi S28!
:cat:

samurairabbi
06-14-2006, 22:20
Shalom, y'all! ... as they say in Southern Israel.

G33
06-15-2006, 04:56
Shalom, Rabitty.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Bullman
06-15-2006, 05:26
Shalom Monkey

:laughabove:

engineer151515
06-15-2006, 05:45
:laughabove:

:beer: :beer: :beer:

susan28
06-15-2006, 07:42
Shalom back atcha boobie (as they say in Southern Manhattan) :)

meow Geesie, ya ray of sunshine ya >^x^<

G33
06-15-2006, 09:32
:supergrin: :supergrin:
:cat:

Bullman
06-15-2006, 14:50
That cat did not appear to be happy for some reason

G33
06-16-2006, 05:04
The dress up was un-bearable.
:supergrin:

VN350X10
06-18-2006, 22:13
Ref. unhappy cat......

Purrhaps being from Siam, the kitty in question was Buddhist ?

G33
06-19-2006, 03:40
:laughabove: :laughabove:

susan28
06-19-2006, 06:14
Originally posted by Bullman
That cat did not appear to be happy for some reason

Purrhaps being from Siam, the kitty in question was Buddhist ?

(edited for hyperreality, oops sowwy!! :))

Siam i am!! :cat: :dog: :treadmill: :bunny:

Tazz10m
06-19-2006, 23:06
Ahhh... Susan? Kinda dark, don't ya think?

Would you like to spend some time in the dungeon? Hmmm? Maybe that might bright'n things up a bit?

How 'bout a little drinky? What's your poison? Uwww...bad choice of words... Do you like beer? We have lots of really good beer... mmmmmmm.... beer... or would you prefer wine? Tequila??? Susan???

G33...Sammy... Code black... stat!

samurairabbi
06-20-2006, 00:06
Already on it, Chief!

G33
06-20-2006, 03:00
:supergrin: :supergrin:

G33
06-20-2006, 05:17
P.S. Example of how I got ahead of Rabbity.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

susan28
06-20-2006, 07:07
aww no sand-raking box on the beach? hehehe.. i wrote that many moons ago for a voiceover on a goth/industrial track, had an image to maintain, don't 'cha know ;) my collaborator went by the handle "blue buddha" as in ("melancholy existentialist") hence it being called to mind by the notion of an "unhappy Buddhist kitty", hehe, they didn't call me the Queen of DeNihil for nothing!! :devilishgrin: the "28" in my name is actually a numerological moniker for "oblivion", though breing neutral that can encompass all possibilities, including bliss, which i define as "all subjective potential in a single experience to the point of melting away (Buddha vibe)" so the ecstatic side of my sound actually couldn't exist without the abysmal and the 28th Current couldn't exist without them all. it's kind of a maturation-process thingie, hence my "location" (28th Current = field of all possibilities), it's very much the take many relgions have for why we're here (Christ's "descent into hell" being necessary, man's "fall" etc), but sorry didn't mean to induce reality shock on tha playground :) a bit solipsistic of me perhaps, sorry if so, i'm used to playing to my own house.. back to the garden of earthly delights! :supergrin:

however being that it's already 9am i'll *have* that drink, make it the house brew bartender!! :beer:

Tazz10m
06-20-2006, 08:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah... been there, done that, bleh blah... we have Goth Hello Kitty on our hands... we have ways to deal with this stuff... give'er the standard treatment...

Plug a kegger into the Profound Isolation Tank, strip 'er down, give'er butt a little wack, and lay her in gently... repeat after me a song we have from Deepest Darkest Africa... and shake your boo-tays...

Shu de do
Keep out de debol
Shu de do
Keep de debol in de ni-i
Shu de do
Keep out de debol
Light de candl
Evry ting alright
Light de candl
Evry ting alright

(repeat a few times)

A few hours in the tank and she'll be fine.

Shalom

:angel:

susan28
06-20-2006, 09:33
Goth Hello Kitty!! HEHEHEE!! ROFM!! :rofl:

and ah, the P.I.T., my favourite!! how did you know?!! strip 'er down, give'er butt a little wack, and lay her in gently...

now that's what i call "peace of ssa", ;)

Tazz10m
06-20-2006, 14:06
Originally posted by susan28
Goth Hello Kitty!! HEHEHEE!! ROFM!! :rofl:

and ah, the P.I.T., my favourite!! how did you know?!!

now that's what i call "peace of ssa", ;)

How did i know? It's my job... it's what i do.:ladiesman:

And now... for the phonetically challenged...a little translation of the song that worked and continues to work so well. Remember, it's the Spirit in the Word not the pronunciation. The "tribal" way of singing it is just so much more fun... and it seems to work better!

Shut the door
Keep out the devil
Shut the door
Keep the devil in the night
Shut the door
Keep out the devil
Light the Candle
Everythings alright
Light the Candle
Everythings alright

:supergrin:

susan28
06-20-2006, 14:17
::crawling outta the tank, stretching paws and yawning:: ho de do!! :cool:

samurairabbi
06-20-2006, 14:35
Originally posted by G33
P.S. Example of how I got ahead of Rabbity.
You may get ahead of me any time you like ... just a few inches ahead ... face to face ...

Tazz10m
06-20-2006, 15:00
Originally posted by susan28
::crawling outta the tank, stretching paws and yawning:: ho de do!! :cool:

I'll ho do do for you, anytime!

Welcome back!

Ok... head to the showers now... and remember, don't rub your eyes until you wash off.

Beer's waiting for you!

:supergrin:

G33
06-20-2006, 15:24
Originally posted by samurairabbi
You may get ahead of me any time you like ... just a few inches ahead ... face to face ...








:eyelashes: :eyelashes:

:supergrin:

susan28
06-20-2006, 19:05
::slipping out of a brisk shower:: mmmm.. cold showers make my... day :supergrin: ::scampering over to the bar, rolling over on back under the tap:: :drink:

Tazz10m
06-20-2006, 20:17
Originally posted by susan28
::slipping out of a brisk shower:: mmmm.. cold showers make my... day :supergrin: ::scampering over to the bar, rolling over on back under the tap:: :drink:

And still naked, no less! My kind'a woman!

The Tank just have that "Freeing of the Soul" kind of effect, doesn't it? :supergrin:

susan28
06-20-2006, 20:24
yep 's like woodstock in a can.. or maybe a van :clown:

Tazz10m
06-20-2006, 21:35
Originally posted by susan28
yep 's like woodstock in a can.. or maybe a van :clown:

I got a van... it started out like a can... but now, man 'o man... it really hauls tan!

G33
06-20-2006, 21:54
:devilish: :noevil: :devilish:

samurairabbi
06-20-2006, 22:09
Originally posted by Tazz10m
And still naked, no less! My kind'a woman!
Tazz, your recent string of posts has been followed by the Dungeon Linguistics Unit, the Dungeon Semantics Evaluation Team, the Dungeon Historical Research Branch ... well, every scholarly Dungeon organization that could call back enough crashers from the Lagoon parties to constitute a quorum. In a Special Plenipotentiary Tribunal, the assembled Dungeon organizations have bestowed on you the exalted title of "Salacious Psychotic Sleazeball". A heartfelt well-done to you for this achievement; we do not casually bestow such an honor!

G33
06-20-2006, 23:21
<----hey, more :tempted: please.

:wiggle: :teddy:

Tazz10m
06-21-2006, 00:25
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz, your recent string of posts has been followed by the Dungeon Linguistics Unit, the Dungeon Semantics Evaluation Team, the Dungeon Historical Research Branch ... well, every scholarly Dungeon organization that could call back enough crashers from the Lagoon parties to constitute a quorum. In a Special Plenipotentiary Tribunal, the assembled Dungeon organizations have bestowed on you the exalted title of "Salacious Psychotic Sleazeball". A heartfelt well-done to you for this achievement; we do not casually bestow such an honor!

Thank you.... Thank you very much! I'm honored!

I also get to go through the monkey stuff clean up experience...again... oh, GOODIE! BRING IT ON GIRLS!!!

susan28
06-21-2006, 08:45
hmmmm, first blue buddhas now blue debols.. what kinda candls we burn for dose mon? where she get dose from? when in teh abyss dere was a Borg ship dat transmitted "assimilation is bliss", i *tot* it looked familiar.. me tinks it's some mid-ni oil we b need'n.. mid-ni oil also good for d'stuffin, tell Rabbity Sam we b need'n teh Dungeon for teh evenin..

engineer151515
06-27-2006, 22:02
Ummmmm


July 4th weekend alert.


Coming up fast.



4 days if you include the weekend.




Beer will be served by the pool.


Actually, beer will be served everywhere.

:)

susan28
06-28-2006, 06:52
i love when parties come with bonus weekends :laughabove:

samurairabbi
06-28-2006, 07:44
Originally posted by engineer151515
July 4th weekend alert.

Coming up fast.

4 days if you include the weekend.
... 7 days if you include the entire week.

G33
06-28-2006, 08:28
:cat: :cat:

samurairabbi
06-28-2006, 17:40
Originally posted by engineer151515
Actually, beer will be served everywhere.
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY LEGAL AND ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Yo, Eng15! Your post contains a phrase the legal, linguistic, and semantics types asked me to kick in with an opinion. Beer is NOT served EVERYWHERE! Beer is not allowed to be served in the Dungeon! ... (Rabbi, you know that is a crock! We serve beer all over the Dungeon!) ... Guys, notice my exact phrasing: Beer is NOT ALLOWED to be served in the Dungeon. How we break the rules is our own business. ... (Hmmmm. Excellent point. Sorry for the interruption.) ... No problem; your constant rechecking is a valuable service. Anyway, we Dungeon Types wish to acknowledge that in our lowly servile pond-scum status, we are not allowed the Penthouse prerogative of having beer in our area of the 10-Ring Resort Facility.

(Rabbi, why claim beer is not allowed to be served in the Dungeon when it IS served in the Dungeon?) ... Marketing! When the Penthouse is entertaining guests, it serves the nefarious Penthouse objectives to be able to claim that beer service is an exclusive prerogative of the 10mm Faithful in the Penthouse! We Dungeon Types play along with this noble fiction for a basic reason: A unaware Penthouse type ... pardon my redundancy ... is a happier partier, and a happier partier make our embezzlement job easier.

susan28
06-28-2006, 17:47
embezzlement's not a job, it's an adventure :cool:

samurairabbi
06-28-2006, 18:13
Originally posted by susan28
embezzlement's not a job, it's an adventure
Suze, the Dungeon Semantics Team congratulates you on your excellent observation! You may have just come up with the Dung Cru's new rally cry!

Bullman
06-28-2006, 18:15
I think what the Rabbi is trying not to say is that while beer is not SERVED in the dungeon, if you get your own, is that really serving beer????? So what if someone doesn't get it for you. That is the perk of the penthouse.

samurairabbi
06-28-2006, 20:43
Originally posted by Bullman I think what the Rabbi is trying not to say is that while beer is not SERVED in the dungeon, if you get your own, is that really serving beer????? So what if someone doesn't get it for you. That is the perk of the penthouse.
That is GREAT thinking, Bull! Is it possible you were a lawyer in a previous reincarnation?

Bull's post about what I was trying not to say is now the applicable Dungeon Doctrine on this issue, even though I was NOT not trying to say it - hope that somehow makes sense. My participation is, in this case, irrelevant anyway; Bull's doctrine will control Dungeon thinking until we come up with a better line of bullshi ... WHOOPS! a sounder tactical doctrine!

susan28
06-28-2006, 22:38
we don't serve beer it serves us! (like the fine Dungeon product it is..) bartender! stand aside :supergrin: :drink:

G33
06-28-2006, 22:45
Today in Semantics 901.....:supergrin: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
06-29-2006, 04:28
Originally posted by G33
Today in Semantics 901.....
... perhaps that should be Semantics 101. We ain't runnin' no graduate school down here in da' Dungeon!

G33
06-29-2006, 05:01
:whip: :whip:
Elementary my dear Rabbity.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Bullman
06-29-2006, 06:03
Originally posted by samurairabbi
That is GREAT thinking, Bull! Is it possible you were a lawyer in a previous reincarnation?

Bull's post about what I was trying not to say is now the applicable Dungeon Doctrine on this issue, even though I was NOT not trying to say it - hope that somehow makes sense. My participation is, in this case, irrelevant anyway; Bull's doctrine will control Dungeon thinking until we come up with a better line of bullshi ... WHOOPS! a sounder tactical doctrine!

Now I don't see any need in calling me names, lawyer???? really.:upeyes:

However, I have always had a way with words, a different sort of way of looking at things to make it work for you, me and everyone else. I like to think of myself as a problem solver. And, if the solutions that come from me need a practical name, I suppose bullshi... sounder tactical doctrine should do really well, practically a by product coming from the Bullman;)

engineer151515
06-29-2006, 06:09
I better tap some kegs quickly before this breaks out into a real party.

:cool:

susan28
06-29-2006, 06:53
28<----- hot for teacher :drool: :whip: going for extra credit!! :tequila:

samurairabbi
06-29-2006, 11:36
Originally posted by susan28
28<----- hot for teacher :drool: :whip: going for extra credit!! :tequila:
I can give you extra credit ... any time you want!

susan28
06-29-2006, 13:33
and well worth the (exhorbitant) interest i'm sure :)

VN350X10
07-01-2006, 22:13
Somehow, I feel that embezzlement is rather a lifestyle moreso than anything else, at least for the 10-Ringers...


and I stand by my (far) earlier post that the "28" is, in fact, a reference to susan's AGE. (I'm hoping that flattery WILL get me someplace here.....)




Thecnical note...uncle has been berift of a computer for the better part of 2 weeks. Gremlins are highly suspect, even thou American Motors is no longer in business.....

and due to a slight medical "OOPS", limited to 1 (one!) cup of coffee a day. They didn't like the BP @ 215/164 when they admitted me thru the E.R. at the local vetenary clinic !

Bullman
07-01-2006, 22:55
Originally posted by VN350X10
limited to 1 (one!) cup of coffee a day.

Gee uncle, it is a wonder you could stay awake long enough to type a post that long. ;) Hope you get to feelin better man

VN350X10
07-01-2006, 23:34
Getting better, caffine headaches (lack of!) are becoming less frequent & lighter in intensity. Giving up coffee is kinda hard, I grew up with Mom having a pot on the stove all day, usually about 4 a day & I started drinking it when I was about 8 yrs old. Talk about withdrawal...be kinda like quitting welding for a living...I'd hafta find a real job where they weould probably expect me to really do something.

Maybe I could get Sammurirabbi to increase my embezzelment allowance & take up a permanant position in the 10-Ring, perhaps as sort of a "Good Will Ambassador", leaving me time for the more important things, eg. DNA removal in the chamber, product testing of "N"Sweat Lager, inspecting new filter media while it's still in place, etc.....



uncle

samurairabbi
07-02-2006, 00:13
Unkle, we do have an opening on the "Designated Punishment Recipient" crew; long waiting list for openings, but your distinguished service to the 10-Ring Facility could get you moved to the front of the line.

VN350X10
07-02-2006, 00:31
If the punishment is to be meted out by G33 or susan28 or preferably BOTH, I would in fact consider it an honor & will try to do my best in terms of being professional about my moaning, screaming, whining, wimpering, etc etc.

All I ask is a sufficient suply of "N"Sweat Lager.




uncle

VN350X10
07-02-2006, 00:33
Must add a ps here....
if the Borg are in the neighborhood & Seven of Nine is avaliable.....



u.

samurairabbi
07-02-2006, 00:37
Originally posted by VN350X10
.... if the Borg are in the neighborhood & Seven of Nine is avaliable.....

Seven of Nine is already committed to PR and Guest Entertainment duties up in the Penthouse. However, her foxy sister-in-law Six of Nine is available ...

susan28
07-02-2006, 08:32
28 = state of mind; level of being; bus-depot for weary travellers on tha highway ta hooey and locker for emotional baggage therein; plate upon which to heap piles of soul food and jigger of pink stuff for the inevitable indigestion which ensues therefrom, and bottomless mug in which to pour (n) quantity of sweet, sweet (N) sweat; it's not for the curious as the logic is spurious but if evil monkeys are your barrel then this is your PeaEyeTee, baby!! or is that PayOhTay.. ah well they both go to the same terminal: Penthouse Central, where we shake our boo-tays all day-o day! (and to the Dung Cru we $$$ all day in every way-o way) but you've no worries of getting there, uncle, you've already arrived.. infact you're in-dang-diddly-igenous :smoking:

and i so feel ya on the caffeine, i'm on perma-jones myself for migrainatory reasons, my neuro-resillience seems to have flown north for the summer :freak:

get well soon!! (insert sponge/whip-wielding nurse icon here)

Tazz10m
07-07-2006, 23:11
Originally posted by susan28
embezzlement's not a job, it's an adventure :cool:

Actually, the IRS already has that line as their very own... although they are trying to keep secret the way they snag money from those who need it most and call it "taxation"... the secret is out now...:supergrin:

Beer is served in the dungeon... always has been... it's called "self served"! Serve yourselves...serve eachother...serve ourselves...what's the difference if we are all one?

Uncle, the trick (i've found) to drinking coffee without causing health problems is to do the "espresso" thing. Nuke 2 cups of milk and a half cup of chocolate until hot but do not boil, pack the thimble with Columbian with a little cinnimon sprinkled on top, add a cup of water, put the top on, turn it on. Take the milk out of the nukrowave, skim off the stuff on top, steam the milk when the coffee is half out of the espresso machine, let the espresso finish blowing out the coffee...add the coffee to the steamed milk/chocolate... stir... pour the foam and some coffee in your cup... a little for your hot chickie-babe... a little for the dog... pour the rest in a small stainless thermos so it is always hot and you can pour a little shot here... a little shot there over time...ENJOY! Just don't gulp it down no matter how good it tastes.

Tazz10m
07-07-2006, 23:13
PS. WOW, WHAT A PARTY!!!

samurairabbi
07-07-2006, 23:59
A clarification, Tazz: Beer is served in the Dungeon, but such beer service in the Dungeon is UNAPPROVED! We Dungeon Peons rather like to think that we are getting away with something, and it really helps us in getting sympathetic treatment from the Lagoon Hostesses. We think the insurrectionist 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) can appreciate this situation.

Bullman
07-08-2006, 04:49
who am I to disagree???????:supergrin:

susan28
07-08-2006, 07:31
you da man!! your word is bull!! i mean bond.. i mean, uhh.. hey wanna beer? :beer: :outtahere:

Bullman
07-08-2006, 22:22
Originally posted by susan28
you da man!! your word is bull!! i mean bond.. i mean, uhh.. hey wanna beer? :beer: :outtahere:

Why thank you, I think I will.:) :beer:

VN350X10
07-09-2006, 23:18
Technical note to Tazz....
Uncle's coffee is made only one way...


It's either Jamacian Blue, Hawaiian Kona, or the old standby of Eight O'Clock Arabeca(sp) beans,
Ground fresh & made as black as a Mafia staff car.....


When I want hot chocolate, I make hot chocolate.

We don't do none of that "sissy boy" flavored coffee in my world.

uncle

susan28
07-10-2006, 06:11
Originally posted by VN350X10
Technical note to Tazz....
Uncle's coffee is made only one way...


It's either Jamacian Blue, Hawaiian Kona, or the old standby of Eight O'Clock Arabeca(sp) beans,
Ground fresh & made as black as a Mafia staff car.....

uncle's coffee: keepa u hands off!! :cool:

Tazz10m
07-13-2006, 10:32
Originally posted by samurairabbi
A clarification, Tazz: Beer is served in the Dungeon, but such beer service in the Dungeon is UNAPPROVED! We Dungeon Peons rather like to think that we are getting away with something, and it really helps us in getting sympathetic treatment from the Lagoon Hostesses. We think the insurrectionist 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) can appreciate this situation.

As i said... serve yourselves!:supergrin:

Tazz10m
07-13-2006, 10:52
Originally posted by VN350X10
Technical note to Tazz....
Uncle's coffee is made only one way...


It's either Jamacian Blue, Hawaiian Kona, or the old standby of Eight O'Clock Arabeca(sp) beans,
Ground fresh & made as black as a Mafia staff car.....


When I want hot chocolate, I make hot chocolate.

We don't do none of that "sissy boy" flavored coffee in my world.

uncle

"Hot chocolate"... "sissy boy flavored coffee"... hardly... this stuff will save your life... not to mention enhance your sex life!

I'm right there with the fresh ground and brewed black coffee... and have slugged it down with the toughest of the tough guys... and still do. Take that Blue and run it proper thru a good espresso machine and then try it... you'll never go back. Regardless, i still drink it caustic black now and then just cuz i love it that way... matter of fact i make it every black which way... pick a country, people, or culture... cuz it's GOOOOOOD... actually GREAT!

Uncle... i'm trying to help you "pace" yourself. Remember... the doctor cut you off... and i'm sitting here with a thermos full...............sipping... mmmmmm sipping....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:drink:

susan28
07-13-2006, 11:55
hehehe Tazz = Master Sadist of the 10-Ring but ya gotta respect him cuz he rose up thru tha ranks ;)

samurairabbi
07-13-2006, 11:59
Originally posted by susan28
... cuz he rose up ...
... in a manner of speaking ...

VN350X10
07-13-2006, 14:33
Jamacian Blue is excellent as espresso, but it's not as high in caffine as the Eight O'Clock.
Kona works well also, the flavor is so mild that I don't think it can be made bitter.

Actually, it's not bad now, the lack of caffine induced headaches are almost completely gone. Who knows, not having it in my system just might let me get a 500 or 1000 yd prarie dog next year. Might be easier to shoot without a vibratory harmonic of the crosshairs...

comment made to one of the executive types at work about how it would be bad for an "Enron" to happen with our retirement accounts, as a goodly number of the guys are hunters & most know where the exec lives. His comment was that he also shoots. I pointed out that his idea of shooting is large game @ 300-400 yds. while mine is targets the size of "rats" @ 500+. Suggested he put it into perspective ....


just thinking...stable crosshairs @ 36X..:wow:Now THAT'S cool !!!

Tazz10m
07-13-2006, 18:55
Originally posted by VN350X10
Jamacian Blue is excellent as espresso, but it's not as high in caffine as the Eight O'Clock.
Kona works well also, the flavor is so mild that I don't think it can be made bitter.

Actually, it's not bad now, the lack of caffine induced headaches are almost completely gone. Who knows, not having it in my system just might let me get a 500 or 1000 yd prarie dog next year. Might be easier to shoot without a vibratory harmonic of the crosshairs...


just thinking...stable crosshairs @ 36X..:wow:Now THAT'S cool !!!

I can't stand "mild" coffee. I want that rich coffee coffee flavor. The trick with making good espresso is getting the coffee flavor strong enough without getting that "burnt" flavor of french roast or blowing your espresso machine along with everything else nearby to smitherines. I love Sumatran coffee, but, as i predicted back when the tsunami hit... there won't be any of that around for a while. But, i wish i could get some even bolder/richer/stronger than the Sumatran, but for the same price. I was getting 3 pounds for about 9 bucks at Costco. Now i got to settle for Columbian, which is actually highly under rated. There is a GT member here that has a coffee roasting company who makes some FANTASTIC coffee! I can't find the name of the coffee company to save my life... i've been searching for the last hour or so..... but the roast i remember was "Aviator". I'm sure i have it written somewhere....arrrrrgh!!!

As for the "high caffine", the darker roasts actually have less caffine than the lighter roasts as the roasting kills the caffine. If you are drinking so much coffee that you are shaking... you are drinking to.o.o.o.o much. Draw the line at that point. Over that point and you might find yourself getting a bit on the fighsty/angry side...

As for stablizing a 36x.... a little "gyro-stablizer" made for cameras rented from the local big town pro photo store can work wonders. Just attach it to the sling stud under the forestock... and fire that mutha up.... wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Starts out with a low slow winey sound and eventually works its way up to a SUPER high pitched screaming wine... but not loud. Your friends will think you are the Terminator with the coolest high tech rifle accessory they never even knew exsisted. One thing though... they don't like to be moved around too suddenly... i don't think i would tell the camera shop you are going to, or that you did, put it on a gun... as the recoil of the gun will probably toast the bearing to hell... and they will probably have to replace the bearings and recalibrate the poor thing... and we are talking $$$$. That's the old ones anyway. The new ones might be much tougher. I used one on a few cameras flying around in a helicopter taking pictures one day over Orange County CA.... cool, cool, cool.

VN350X10
07-13-2006, 20:23
Well, I could always pull the Navy surplus gyro out of the basement...from the part # it seems to have come from a F-4 Phantom. The drawback is that it needs a 24v d.c. power input & the warning on it says something about not trying to remove it from the aircraft for at least 1 hr after flight. The extra 20 lbs. or so couldnt hurt the stability either, as the rifle is going to come in at about 18-20 lbs anyhow. Cal. 6.5 X 284, Savage action, McGowan super heavy barrel & muzzle brake, (the bbl blank weighs over 14 lbs. bare) carbon fibre & kevlar stock, w/ Luepold scope (35 or 36 X, don't remember).
1000 ys prarie dogs, here we come. This is a "crew served weapon", as it's a group effort of 3 of us.

The camera gyro is a neat idea, who is the mfgr. & what camera shops sell it ? Being in the general area of Chi. town, I should be able to find it without going on line !

at least the coffee cravings are subsiding....haven't had the urge to mug anybody coming out of a coffee shop in a couple of days now....

uncle

G33
07-13-2006, 21:40
Sorry...excuse me.

:car: :car: :car: :car: :car: :car: :car: :car: :car:

Just moving some tanks to the front.

:supergrin: :rollsmiley: :supergrin:

VN350X10
07-13-2006, 23:15
Geesie,
With the cost of gas are you driving the lead one & towing the rest ?

(still haven't been able to convince the wife that a Boxter is a 2 seat economy sub-compact)

Administrative note...
Do we have the latest production figures for "N"Sweat Lager ? None have been posted & I'm wondering if were still shy of filtering media.

Rabbi, can you have Mongo look into this please ? And if possible, have susan28 verify the accuracy of the books. Plus or minus the standard embezzelment percentage naturally.

Engineer151515, is the equipment being maintained properly or did it get outsourced to a 3rd world country that doesn't realise the importance of this matter ?

time to start sweating the details again...

uncle

engineer151515
07-13-2006, 23:24
Equipment is humming .... which is a normal condition.

A particular 40DD filter donation really perked things up.

Blue Angles fly their show this weekend in Pensacola. I'll ask if they have time to help out G33.

samurairabbi
07-14-2006, 08:29
Originally posted by VN350X10
Geesie,
And if possible, have susan28 verify the accuracy of the books. Plus or minus the standard embezzelment percentage naturally.
I'm on it, Unkle. Which set of books would you like her to verify?

Perhaps the issue of "accuracy" in Dungeon accounting is moot. Conversation overheard in the foyer:

10-Ringer: "How much is 2 plus 2?"
Dung Cru accountant: "What'd you have in mind?"

VN350X10
07-14-2006, 22:33
Well, at least it's a start. But we still need the actual production figgures to tabulate the books &/or the embezzlement rate that will need to be adjusted for the change in the prime rate, the wholsale cost of gasoline & the coffee futures market, not to mention the corn/ethanol futures involved.


worried about Dungeon/Lagoon/Penthouse cash flow as usual,

uncle

samurairabbi
07-14-2006, 22:54
Originally posted by VN350X10
Well, at least it's a start. But we still need the actual production figgures to tabulate the books &/or the embezzlement rate ...
Unkle, permit me, a lowly (blah, blah, etc.) Dungeon Peon, the temerity to offer an administrative clarification. The Dungeon DOES embezzle INCOME; the Dungeon does NOT embezzle BEER! We recognize our obligation to maintain exact production quantity tracking and scheduling; we play our games ONLY on the financial side! While we do inbibe a portion of Eng15's production, we do it ONLY to judge and maintain the quality standards the 10-Ring membership has come to expect. Hey, we know our place in the universe!

MakeMineA10mm
07-15-2006, 13:41
Note to Rabbi:
Originally posted by Tazz10m

Uncle, the trick (i've found) to drinking coffee without causing health problems is to do the "espresso" thing. Nuke 2 cups of milk and a half cup of chocolate until hot but do not boil, pack the thimble with Columbian with a little cinnimon sprinkled on top, add a cup of water, put the top on, turn it on. Take the milk out of the nukrowave, skim off the stuff on top, steam the milk when the coffee is half out of the espresso machine, let the espresso finish blowing out the coffee...add the coffee to the steamed milk/chocolate... stir... pour the foam and some coffee in your cup... a little for your hot chickie-babe... a little for the dog... pour the rest in a small stainless thermos so it is always hot and you can pour a little shot here... a little shot there over time...ENJOY! Just don't gulp it down no matter how good it tastes.
I highly recommend the DungCrew work on a new series of chain stores where we could sell Tazz's magic elixer. Consider opening the stores in the Pacific NW (near Tazz, so he can keep an eye on QC), and I'd suggest charging around twice the price of a gallon of gas for one 12-oz cup of this "espresso". I'm sure you already have the DungCrew working on the exact percentage of embezzlement for this operation. We'll meet in the Penthouse later to discuss allocation of this new funding source.

BTW, why has six-of-nine not been by the Penthouse??? I recall the 10-Ring By-Laws required at least two Penthouse members to be present at all screenings of new hostesses....

samurairabbi
07-16-2006, 00:16
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
We'll meet in the Penthouse later to discuss allocation of this new funding source.
A special meeting in the Penthouse is possible, but I feel so unexpected an administrative event might throw the 10-Ringers off their usual partying pace. Permit me to suggest we place this action item on the agenda for the September 31 10-Ring Board Meeting. The two-month interval until this meeting would give the lowly dutiful (blah, blah, etc.) Dungeon Peons the necessary time to work out all administrative details, thus saving the Board Members the necessity of concentrating on the presentation at the meeting.

VN350X10
07-16-2006, 15:18
Embezzeling beer....hm....gives me a start of a new thought to increase the gross non-adjusted before tax(HA) value of Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon LLC nonInc. Will run the idea past MY accountant, he answers the 2+2 ? as "how much do we need to keep our tax break intact".
If we can manage this properly, the possibility of claiming the Borg as dependants & therefore deductions has the possibility of making the entire operation even more profitable.

On a related matter, if the idea of utilizing Tazz's "elixer" can be claimed as a miracle "medical discovery" and therefore justify severely overcharging for it based upon the "healing properties" that it contains, we could possibly offset the cost of the raw materials necessary for production of "N"Sweat Lager, generating even MORE profits...

still thinking,
uncle

MakeMineA10mm
07-16-2006, 16:07
Ahhhhhhhh..... All is well. Hey Tazz, since uncle & sammy seem to have everything under control (at least til the bi-monthly meeting), how about we declare a 4-day holiday and invite everyone to the tahitian lounge for food, drinks, and of course some pool/hot tube play time?






























On a side note, did y'all notice this little lame thread "People keep asking me to see my swimsuit pic" (http://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=564565&perpage=25&highlight=&pagenumber=11) that tried to claim the title of longest thread ever on GT??? Silly neophytes! They only made it to 13 pages & 300+ posts....

samurairabbi
07-16-2006, 17:59
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
Ahhhhhhhh..... All is well. Hey Tazz, since uncle & sammy seem to have everything under control (at least til the bi-monthly meeting), how about we declare a 4-day holiday and invite everyone to the tahitian lounge for food, drinks, and of course some pool/hot tube play time?


On a side note, did y'all notice this little lame thread "People keep asking me to see my swimsuit pic" (http://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=564565&perpage=25&highlight=&pagenumber=11) that tried to claim the title of longest thread ever on GT??? Silly neophytes! They only made it to 13 pages & 300+ posts....
MMA, your thinking, while capable, is too limited. Why ONLY a 4-day holiday?!

That thread, while admittedly lame, did show SOME benefit before it was closed. The last post, showing pictures of Margo, was impressive; she can be my dinner guest in the private dining room ANY TIME SHE WANTS!

Tazz10m
07-16-2006, 18:46
IT'S A 4 DAY HOLIDAY!!!

Actually, everyday around here is a holiday... but who's counting?

MakeMineA10mm
07-17-2006, 20:54
Originally posted by samurairabbi
MMA, your thinking, while capable, is too limited. Why ONLY a 4-day holiday?!

That thread, while admittedly lame, did show SOME benefit before it was closed. The last post, showing pictures of Margo, was impressive; she can be my dinner guest in the private dining room ANY TIME SHE WANTS!

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...... Have you forgotten whom you're working with???? Although explaining this comes dangerously close to exposing the master plan, I shall, for your sake.

You see, Tazz declares a 4-day holiday the weekend just ending. I suggest to Uncle Albert that he declare a 4-day weekend for this approaching weekend. Then I approve a flex-schedule change to allow everyone to consolidate their lunch hours and 15-minute breaks for the entire week into another day off, and approve a Y-day in there too, and Voila! We get paid for a 5-day week, but only work one day!

And, as far as "Margo's pictures" go.... I think you've been down in the dungeon cracking the whip on Mongo too long! Your eyes obviously couldn't see those pics were labeled "gabriela_sabatini", "Elizabeth Hurley", "Marla Streb", and "danicapatrick". Not only are they not Margo, they're not even the same girl!!!!!!!!!!

I precribe one weeks' rest & relaxation up in the tahitian lounge, so your sight comes back. You must partake of the hot tub once a day, and dinner, as usual, in the penthouse (but this week you shall dine with us rather than your usual host duties).

Tazz10m
07-17-2006, 23:03
I think Sammy's biggest problem is simply that he doesn't own a 10. Although, his weakness, (or is that weekness?) is to our benefit as we can continue to work his act to the bone... especially considering the fact that he is one of the few dungscumbers that actually gets things done around here. Got'ta love that!

Now, take WalterGA for example. Walter has finally broke down, (or is that broke up?) and got himself a real 10mm... and actually, he has TWO now! Walter is on the come-back trail and even now as we speak has that perma-grin that all we true dyed-in-the-lagoon-&-N-Sweat-saturated 10 Ringers have enjoyed for years.

VN350X10
07-18-2006, 05:00
Sounds like a great idea to me !

That WAS a wierd thread...went thru it all the way, boy what a strange bunch !


off for the only day of work this week,
later,

uncle

MakeMineA10mm
07-18-2006, 09:50
Originally posted by Tazz10m
I think Sammy's biggest problem is simply that he doesn't own a 10. Although, his weakness, (or is that weekness?) is to our benefit as we can continue to work his act to the bone... especially considering the fact that he is one of the few dungscumbers that actually gets things done around here. Got'ta love that!


Good point. Although I can't fault his choice of a 45, there's little doubt that it is really the ideal caliber choice for a back-up gun to the primary weapon - the 10. Maybe someday he'll graduate from the dungeon. (I can hear him now, complaining that he would never give up the lucrative and easy pickin's of embezzelling from the Penthouse gang, but little does he know how we've twisted the entire geo-political and macro-economic situation to our favor...)

I think we really need some others imput on Sammy's sudden........ illness. (G33, G29?) How about some of those who were really active in the beginning of this thread... Is skevlar even around anymore? We need to see some of the old timers come back. Do you realize this thread is:

1. Older than my daughter, who starts school next year!!!!!:shocked:

2. Started before 09-11-01!!!

3. Is going to celebrate it's 6th birthday in January?!?!??:freak:

It's just crazy. It's fun to go back and re-read the first dozen pages or so (although all of my posts were lost when the server crashed 3 or 4 years ago...), and see how we were impressed that this thread was breaking 5 and 6 pages(!). Of course back then, that was amazing, since there's about 10 times the number of daily posts now than back then.

That whole galactic time-warp rip in the fabric of time-space continuum talk at the beginning of this thread sounds more plausible and true today than it did back then!!:supergrin:

Bravo-Four
07-18-2006, 12:13
Alright, I have seen this thread for some time now. It has an odd uninforming title. Whats the story?

Bullman
07-18-2006, 14:07
Originally posted by Bravo-Four
Alright, I have seen this thread for some time now. It has an odd uninforming title. Whats the story?

Let's do the time warp again. We really need to invest in some cocktail napkins that explain the space time continuum thingy for the lagoon wet bar so questions like these can be answered. I have consumed much too much N*ppl* Sweat lately to even begin to explain to this fine fellow why he is "uninformed"

susan28
07-18-2006, 14:14
(seeing i'm no longer immortalised in bullman's sig.. ah well, it was a good run..)

i like the new one, "righteous Bull with heart of fire" describes you nicely :) strap a 10 to that and you've *definitely* got a superpower!

MakeMineA10mm
07-18-2006, 14:46
Originally posted by Bravo-Four
Alright, I have seen this thread for some time now. It has an odd uninforming title. Whats the story?

You have committed the infraction of not using the appropriate smiley ( :weirdthread: ). Luckily for you the punishment around here is usually 50 public lashings with a wet noodle by one of Tazz's Tahitian Lagoon girls :whip: . The punishment part is that you must read all 230 pages of this thread before you can :hearts: , I mean WILL :miff: get your lashings!

The only alternate form of punishment we have is an atomic :wedgie: from Tazz, which is not recommended!

Bullman
07-18-2006, 18:06
Originally posted by susan28
(seeing i'm no longer immortalised in bullman's sig.. ah well, it was a good run..)

i like the new one, "righteous Bull with heart of fire" describes you nicely :) strap a 10 to that and you've *definitely* got a superpower!

I guess I should have consulted with you first S, but I just felt it was time for a change. And while the flame has been dubbed righteous....... it really doesn't exist anywhere near my heart. Perhaps the photo of me that prompted the origin of the flame has escaped your view until this time.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/AnimalK/blueflameBull.jpg

susan28
07-18-2006, 18:17
:rofl: integral jet drive w/afterburner :laughabove:

VN350X10
07-18-2006, 20:48
Bullman, didn't you read the warning label on Mongo's chilli ? If you're lucky, we may convince sammurirabbi to allocate a percentage of the embezzeled funds for a couple of pair of nomex bvd's, but mixing that chilli with "N"Sweat Lager could be a REAL problem....


hmmmm.......



wait a minute here.........




could this be the ecological alternate energy source we've all been looking for ?.....or at least a new supply of energy to power the vats to brew MORE "N"Sweat Lager ????



time to have a consultation with engineer151515..........or rather to the penthouse for a full blown staff meeting, SOBRITY REQUIRED (perish the thought)

Full administrative alert to follow...

Tazz10m
07-19-2006, 00:25
:animlol: HAHAHAHA... I AM DYING HERE!!! :rofl:

Not only have we just solved the worlds energy crisis, but we have the perfect fuel to power our new land speed record car!

After that we are going to send you over to Iran so that they can get a good close up look at what REAL power looks like... RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Next, we'll fly you over North Korea and show 'lil kim what the true meaning of a "scorched earth policy"... hahahahaha...

Then... while Syria is sweating, pissing & pooing their oversized frilly pink panties watching all this on Alibaba TV, we will send you over to create a little aromatic steam for them to cook in... and cook them we will... until they are DONE.


:perfect10::perfect10::perfect10::perfect10:

samurairabbi
07-19-2006, 00:57
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
And, as far as "Margo's pictures" go.... I think you've been down in the dungeon cracking the whip on Mongo too long! Your eyes obviously couldn't see those pics were labeled "gabriela_sabatini", "Elizabeth Hurley", "Marla Streb", and "danicapatrick". Not only are they not Margo, they're not even the same girl!!!!!!!!!!
MMA, your concern for my welfare is deeply appreciated; I look forward to my bonus week as a guest in the palatial Penthouse entertainment facilities.

On a lesser note, permit me to explain certain reasons why I chose to believe that these pictures were of Margo.

The protocol within the 10-Ring requires that we guys accept ANY claim by a FEMALE poster to ANY thread on this forum. Small details, such as captions and different facial features within pictures, are simply disregarded in a gracious and seemingly inattentive manner. Such are the rules which we in the 10-Ring, both Penthouse AND Dungeon, have evolved in the years of caliber repartee which has made us famous throughout the civilized world. My disregarding the minor inconsistencies within Margo's post was intentional, and in line with the standards of behavior so deeply cherished within the 10-Ring circle. Claims about a picture being "fake" or "misidentified" are best left to the 40/9 common rabble.

While some within the 10-Ring may believe this protocol of behaviour to be demanding, it actually has massive benefits which accrue to those willing to cooperate. When the "hot" pictures DO appear in this thread, our acceptance of such "gullibility" requirements means that we guys have therefore earned the right to act like lascivious salacious sleazeballs when such photos are published on this thread, AND to have such sleazy salacious conduct actually considered praiseworthy, even GENTLEMENLY, by those who sit in judgement of us. Consider this: we have been running hot pictures for years, and Eric has not dropped the bomb on us! Also, the female participants on this thread maintain the supply of pictures, clear implying they believe our appreciation of such material to be acceptable, and possibly even ideal.

Such patterns of social behavior in noticing, or not noticing, certain aspects of the surrounding world, are a vital survival skill. A prime example of this: A proper way of eyeballing other women while in the immediate company of the lady in one's life. Perhaps, when the 10-Ringers are in a measurably sober circumstance, this valuable survival skill can be imparted to them.

Tazz10m
07-19-2006, 01:26
You want Monica? I got Monica right here with me in the Penthouse. If you're lucky maybe you'll see her in a few days. Wow, what a beautiful smile!

MakeMineA10mm
07-19-2006, 09:42
Originally posted by samurairabbi
MMA, your concern for my welfare is deeply appreciated; I look forward to my bonus week as a guest in the palatial Penthouse entertainment facilities.

On a lesser note, permit me to explain certain reasons why I chose to believe that these pictures were of Margo.

The protocol within the 10-Ring requires that we guys accept ANY claim by a FEMALE poster to ANY thread on this forum. Small details, such as captions and different facial features within pictures, are simply disregarded in a gracious and seemingly inattentive manner. Such are the rules which we in the 10-Ring,

Sammy, I helped write those rules. Of course, I know of them... The trouble is, that thread was in GNG. Perhaps this is all my fault, since I posted a link to a thread outside the 10-Ring. I know how sensitive some of the 10-Ringers can be about leaving the confines of the Penthouse and Dungeon.

I'll buy you a drink or three (AND tip Mongo) whilst we are visiting during your recuperation in the Penthouse. :cheers: :drunk:

VN350X10
07-19-2006, 17:49
Perhaps the location of that thread gives us reason to doubt it. As anything titled "General Non Glocking" already has a disparaging tone to it when analyzed.

1) "general" ....eg. non specific, lacking in drive, focus &/or ambition. Suited to the "masses" eg. rabble incapable of solid thought.

2) "Non".....this sounds like a French word, suitable in it's own right for scorn or vile insults.

3) The term "non-Glocking" shows how trivial it really is. Obviously NOT suited to the esteemed 10-Ring, as we are at the heart & soul, Glock fans, as shown by our devotion to the mighty 10MM, which in itself, is the ultimate expression of "Glockness".

Now I must take leave, all necessitated by the now required cleansing of the computer of this vile, heretic, nonsense.


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