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samurairabbi
02-22-2007, 22:34
The Dungeon Historical Research unit shares the general enthusiasm for Jeri Ryan / 7of9. It also wishes to point out that, because Jeri ratted out her ex for wanting "swinger club" excitement, he bailed out of the Illinois Senate race a few years back. Barak Obama is now hot stuff because Jeri was mad at her ex-hubby!

VN350X10
02-22-2007, 22:36
Sort of makes 7 of 9's ex look like not such a bad guy now, doesn't it...?

susan28
02-22-2007, 22:39
she just needs a minor adjustment, i'm sure engineer is more than up to the task..

VN350X10
02-22-2007, 22:42
now if we could just re-adjust Barak Obama to ANYWHERE else, perhaps Alpha-Centuri.....



and let's send Oprah with him, just to insure that there is no follow up.

samurairabbi
02-22-2007, 22:46
Originally posted by VN350X10
Sort of makes 7 of 9's ex look like not such a bad guy now, doesn't it...?
Perhaps. We Dungeon types are still mildly puzzled why ol' man Ryan wanted to "cruise" when he had Jeri at home. But then, we also wonder why Hugh Grant was in a car in LA receiving the "attentions" of Divine Brown, when Elizabeth Hurley was his "main sqeeze" back home across the pond! The mysteries of existence, I guess.

VN350X10
02-22-2007, 22:49
If mankind existed by the logic, such as do Vulcans, 90% of all laws could be eliminated & would have never been proposed in the first place.


However, such things as Paris Hilton, et al make logic seem just so dull & uninspiring.

samurairabbi
02-22-2007, 22:53
Originally posted by VN350X10
If mankind existed by the logic, such as do Vulcans, 90% of all laws could be eliminated & would have never been proposed in the first place.
A reminder, Unkle: Even Spock got his 'jones going for Mariette Hartley!

VN350X10
02-22-2007, 22:55
True, but Spock was only 1/2 Vulcan.


Semi-illogical if you will.

samurairabbi
02-22-2007, 22:57
Some people are fast; others are half-fast.

Bullman
02-23-2007, 05:04
Originally posted by VN350X10
True, but Spock was only 1/2 Vulcan.


Semi-illogical if you will.

yeah, but they still got their groove on every once in a while, not like the race died or anything. they probably just didn't have much fun with it.;)

susan28
02-23-2007, 09:36
they got territorial and the females pitted them against one another for machiavellian ends, it was hella fun but they hated themselves in the morning and spent the rest of the year in denial.. i think Kafis Kalife = "earth day" in Vulcan, hehe...

28 <-------- eating break-fast

samurairabbi
02-23-2007, 10:08
Originally posted by susan28
they got territorial and the females pitted them against one another for machiavellian ends, it was hella fun but they hated themselves in the morning and spent the rest of the year in denial..
Sounds like ANY standard-issue singles bar!

G33
02-23-2007, 12:08
Silly male units.
:supergrin: :tongueout:

samurairabbi
02-23-2007, 12:56
Originally posted by G33
Silly male units.
... but they are OCCASIONALLY useful!

G33
02-23-2007, 17:56
Originally posted by samurairabbi
... but they are OCCASIONALLY useful! :tempted: :tease:

Tazz10m
02-24-2007, 02:24
Originally posted by engineer151515
Oh MY!

While delivering margaritas to the Lagoon, I accidently found myself bumped up right against G29. See below!

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/8747/thelistpv0.jpg




Ok - It is a virtual bump.


But I still blushed.

:hearts:


Now back to the Dungeon.

sigh

Yeah, and i'm sandwiched between Susan28 & G29... mmmmmmmmm... i'm in HEAVEN!!!

Bullman
02-24-2007, 06:51
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Yeah, and i'm sandwiched between Susan28 & G29... mmmmmmmmm... i'm in HEAVEN!!!


And I am sandwiched between Tazz and Uncle. I must not be living right.





















:supergrin:

susan28
02-24-2007, 07:57
don't worry Bull, i'll purrtect ya :hugs:

wow i'm in the top 5 and i'm still wet behing the ears.. and Roundeye's 6th and he's been away for months.. i miss him..

samurairabbi
02-24-2007, 19:38
... and there I am, beneath Gee-twee-twee, trapped under her surging identity, helpless to prevent whatever degrading humiliation she chooses to inflict on me.
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Life is good!

G33
02-24-2007, 19:43
Jes!
:supergrin: :banana:

susan28
02-24-2007, 20:55
"surging identity", hehehe.. that's hot :hearts:

samurairabbi
02-25-2007, 01:05
Originally posted by susan28
"surging identity", hehehe.. that's hot :hearts:
The Dungeon Linguistics Unit thanks you, Suze. A compliment from the esteemed S28 is esspecially appreciated!

The Linguistics people continue the celebration of the Super Bowl victory. Their level of inebriated debauchery, while perhaps not up to the supreme Penthouse standard, has thus far impressed the 40-crowd stringers observing the 10-Ring activity. Of particular interest to the outside world is our continuous re-running, as part of the celebration, of the Taco Bell / 2 Lions / Car-r-r-ne Asada / Ricar-r-r-do Montoban Super Bowl commercial. The scholarly aura this gives to our partying will, we are sure, provide a mystique of schlolarly adventure to the 10-Ring which will prove invaluable during negotiations for broadcasting rights to 10-Ring Facility events.

G33
02-25-2007, 05:48
:wavey: :animlol:

susan28
02-25-2007, 09:02
hehe :laughabove:

"flaming desire, flaming desire, o-pen-your-heart to my flaming de-siiiire!!"

Administrative Note: 28 requires Dungeon peon (pardon redundance) to ride shotgun during Taco Hell runs, as she is latinologically challenged and cannot properly pronounce "car-r-r-ne asada"..

G33
02-25-2007, 15:52
:mememe: :mememe: :scared:

Blitzer
02-25-2007, 15:54
Are we going for the new longest post?:banana:

G33
02-25-2007, 19:57
:wavey: Monkey!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

G33
02-25-2007, 19:58
:shocked: :supergrin:

susan28
02-25-2007, 20:00
"Monkey spirit demands freedom and individuality!" -The Monkey Goddess

Bullman
02-25-2007, 20:05
Monkey for the new guy Blitzer, only his 2nd time in here too. Ladies, be gentle with him please:supergrin:

samurairabbi
02-25-2007, 20:06
Originally posted by susan28
"Monkey spirit demands freedom and individuality!" -The Monkey Goddess
Monkey spirit not interested in freedom and individuality. Monkey spirit interested in beer, parties, and debauchery. That why monkey hangs out in 10-Ring. Monkey Goddess simply indulging Monkey spirit.

engineer151515
02-25-2007, 20:10
I wonder if the monkey zapped him on the first post too...


Something SPECIAL would have to be designed to get rid of that much DNA.

susan28
02-25-2007, 20:16
::nodding:: Monkey Goddess claim Monkey put words in mouth but is often other way around..

Tazz10m
02-26-2007, 01:35
Carddnay Asada... i can do it... take me, (i'm easy...) :supergrin:

Oh yeay como va? Que chica? Yo mame me vida? Chumpa yo mucha bonita tatas mama? Si buena? :hugs:

susan28
02-26-2007, 09:08
aye que bueno mon freund! let's make like a luego and hasta..:banana:

G33
02-26-2007, 12:33
To the Chamber!
:tbo: :tbo:

samurairabbi
02-26-2007, 13:25
Originally posted by susan28
Administrative Note: 28 requires Dungeon peon (pardon redundance) to ride shotgun during Taco Hell runs, as she is latinologically challenged and cannot properly pronounce "car-r-r-ne asada"..
Suze, the lowly Dungeon types (pardon my redundancy) stand ever ready to assist you in your moment of need.

We may be able to correct your latinological deficiency. Trilling the "r" to produce that elegant linguistic effect is achieved by mastering the subtle techniques of manipulating the tongue. Here in the Dungeon are found numerous personnel who can provide ecstatic references to their teasingly masterful oral/tongual proficiency. These "masters" can be made available for your instruction in these arts; we even provide hands-on training ... (in a manner of speaking.)

susan28
02-26-2007, 13:45
now that's what i call a chamber of converse :rofl:

G33
02-26-2007, 16:25
Key words from Sir Rabbity:
Tongue
Teasingly
Hands-on



Rest is fluff.
:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

VN350X10
02-26-2007, 19:51
my location on the list ALSO leaves something to be desired...

uncle

samurairabbi
02-26-2007, 21:30
Originally posted by G33
Rest is fluff.

True ... but the fluff DOES have its place in the scheme of things!

Bullman
02-26-2007, 22:09
Originally posted by VN350X10
my location on the list ALSO leaves something to be desired...

uncle

do I offend????:hugs: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
02-27-2007, 15:11
Originally posted by Bullman
do I offend????:hugs: :supergrin:
No, Bull. It's just a rule of life that the female 10-Ringers get all the breaks when it comes to jockeying for position!

G33
02-27-2007, 21:27
Jockey.
:supergrin:

susan28
02-27-2007, 21:43
"schnap!!" .. hehehe i love that guy :)

G33
02-28-2007, 10:44
:wavey: :wavey:

susan28
02-28-2007, 18:19
H.C.C.R. (Harry Choo Choo Romero) - "Son Of Mongo" [Bambossa]

listen: http://www.dancerecords.com/products/67975

VN350X10
02-28-2007, 19:38
Offend ? Not a chance my friend. Just that others are, shall we say, more visually desirable.....


:laughabove:

samurairabbi
02-28-2007, 23:59
Yo! ... 10-Ringers! ... Listen up! ... Over the next couple weeks, I will be making some Important 10-Ring Facility Administrative Announcements that will possess a relatively high "Huh?" factor. I ask you to play along with these announcements; they will be an important aspect of the 10-Ring presentation to the TV networks during negotiation for our sanctioning fee schedule covering the May sweeps period. Trust me, this is important. If things go well, the Dungeon may be willing and able to ... drum roll, please ... DECREASE THE EMBEZZLEMENT RATE!

Tazz10m
03-01-2007, 01:21
Originally posted by susan28
H.C.C.R. (Harry Choo Choo Romero) - "Son Of Mongo" [Bambossa]

listen: http://www.dancerecords.com/products/67975


Susan, you're just trying to get me into the sax again.....

YOu know just how to push my buttons!:hearts:

Ok, loop that sax, we have our stilletto stick'n runway music for our new line of 10 Ring inspired AGrip Slink Wear.

Gtwee twee, you DO have the shape of things to come... Pick the models and call me when ready, we'll meet in the design dungeon.

Sammy, are the Bunny Stilletto's, (ooops, i mean "comfy slippers") ready yet? As for your "claims" you better not be making "campaign promises" again.......

Oh yeah, "high huh factor"? Here, that's redundant. "Huh? factor" will do.

Bullman, no offense taken, but that "con-stab-u-lary" stuff might scare some people...

VN, way to explain it.

SCHNAPP!

Bullman
03-01-2007, 04:54
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Bullman, no offense taken, but that "con-stab-u-lary" stuff might scare some people...



Deputy just sounded so plain. And believe me, the job needed some sprucing up.:upeyes: :supergrin:

G33
03-01-2007, 06:09
:laughabove: :supergrin: :wavey:

susan28
03-01-2007, 10:20
mmmmm A-Grip skinwear.. tactile adhesivvvvve.. it even shows the goosebumps!!

G33
03-01-2007, 11:09
AGrip-kini!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
03-01-2007, 14:08
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Oh yeah, "high huh factor"? Here, that's redundant. "Huh? factor" will do.

Actually, Tazz, the use of "high" in the "high huh factor" phrasing is NOT redundant, even within the superlative standard of 10-Ring repartee'. The outside world sees ALL 8:40PM postings as top of the line. However, we 8:40 regulars, Penthouse and Dungeon alike, must draw on our experience and capability to make the subtle, yet important, distinction between SERVICEABLE "huh?" factor, QUALITY "huh?" factor, HIGH-LEVEL "huh?" factor, and SUPERB "huh?" factor! Our capacity for discerning the subtle nuances of repartee' is the mark that distinguishes the 10-Ring facility regular from the common 9/40 rabble which gazes on our operation with unconcealed envy!

susan28
03-01-2007, 21:31
Originally posted by G33
AGrip-kini!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

O Behave!! huh! factor: QUALITY

G33
03-01-2007, 22:37
Originally posted by susan28
O Behave!! huh! factor: QUALITY

:wavey: :tempted: :wiggle:

samurairabbi
03-02-2007, 07:51
Originally posted by susan28
O Behave!! huh! factor: QUALITY
After extended scrutiny of the Agrip-kini photograph, we Lowly Dungeon Peons give it a "huh" factor rating of ... PRONOUNCED!

G33
03-03-2007, 00:12
:supergrin: :supergrin:

G29
03-03-2007, 00:20
Stirring the pot again, I see. Idle hands and all. I thought we were done with the old photo files? But, I guess not. So, poor Mongo will have to sort you out again...and not for the first time I might add. Oh well.

susan28
03-03-2007, 09:00
oohhh "Teaching Ms. Geesie", my favourite! :laughabove: ::pulling up a slushie and curling up by the toybox:: meow!!

VN350X10
03-03-2007, 09:00
Well, if it isn't the MIA G29 ! How nice of you to show up, we've rather missed you.
Care to meet uncle at the Lagoon bar about 2100 hrs for a Slushie ?

u.

G33
03-03-2007, 11:17
B. says yes.
Meet you all at choc-mocha slushie machine.
Mongo carried it in this morning.
By himself!
And twenty chairs.
and five tables...
and a dozen Kimber 10mms...
and 300 cases of DT ammo...

All in One Trip!
Jes.
:supergrin: :wavey: :supergrin:

VN350X10
03-03-2007, 12:56
Mongo could be tired, or at least hungry from the ordeal, perhaps uncle could prepare M. a 22 oz filet from my private stock. They are marinated in Crown Royal for a minimum of 3 mos. & are quite tender & extremely flavorful.

Only problem is that I'm currently out of stock of Oyster mushrooms, which are the perfect compliment to the filet. If ****ake will do instead, were all set !

u.

(can't believe that spelchezk would delete a 'shroom name....stupid computer)

susan28
03-03-2007, 13:01
****!! the profanity filter blocked out the "****" part in "****ake"!! i hate when that **** hapens :laughabove:

VN350X10
03-03-2007, 13:06
just what does the 'puter think they grow in anyhow !?!?!?

Tazz10m
03-04-2007, 01:23
G29! Wow! Here kitty kitty kitty... i have a nice AGrip-kini for you... i bet you'll look just as perky as G33 does in hers! :supergrin: :wavey:

Nice to have you stop in.

Oh, Uncle, i have a bunch of Oyster shroomies, my favorite, especially with steak, i'll send you some right over.

G29, don't work too hard, and don't be so scarce. There are more important things in life than work... like being here hanging out with us! :supergrin:

G29
03-04-2007, 11:35
Thank you Mr. Tazz. I will try, but I have to make the money while still young...tough business. Then invest heavily in land.
:wavey: ;)

G. has the brains and can work longer...hee hee.
B.


:tongueout:

G33
03-04-2007, 11:50
:tongueout:

G33
03-04-2007, 16:22
And:
:tongueout: :tongueout:

VN350X10
03-04-2007, 18:06
Thanks Tazz, I'm sure Mongo will appreciate the contribution.


note to G29....

All work & no play makes Jack a dull boy.And Jill a rich widow. At least stop by for a drinkie a week or so:drinkie:







uncle

G29
03-04-2007, 23:51
Originally posted by G33
And:
:tongueout: :tongueout:

Brain size of a planet.
:tongueout:





Hi Uncle!
:wavey:

samurairabbi
03-05-2007, 00:21
Originally posted by G29
Stirring the pot again, I see. Idle hands and all. I thought we were done with the old photo files? But, I guess not. So, poor Mongo will have to sort you out again...and not for the first time I might add. Oh well.
Yo, Gee-two-niner! I have been authorized to send you the following message.

The Salacious Sleazeball quorum within the Joint Dungeon Administrative Coordination Congress, meeting in plenipotentiary tribunal session, has voted YOU the Agrip Project they would most like to staff for the final fitting process. A high honor, indeed; these guys don't sell out easily!

Bullman
03-05-2007, 00:33
http://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

Bullman
03-05-2007, 00:34
http://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

Bullman
03-05-2007, 00:35
Clearly, my experiment here shows that size doesn't matter, at least when it comes to bulls.:supergrin:

Monkeys on the other hand............

G33
03-05-2007, 05:42
Originally posted by G29
Brain size of a planet.
:tongueout:




Beach Bunny.
:tongueout:

G33
03-05-2007, 05:43
Originally posted by Bullman
Clearly, my experiment here shows that size doesn't matter, at least when it comes to bulls.:supergrin:

Monkeys on the other hand............


:laughabove:

G29
03-05-2007, 09:02
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Yo, Gee-two-niner! I have been authorized to send you the following message.

The Salacious Sleazeball quorum within the Joint Dungeon Administrative Coordination Congress, meeting in plenipotentiary tribunal session, has voted YOU the Agrip Project they would most like to staff for the final fitting process. A high honor, indeed; these guys don't sell out easily!

Dearest Rabbity,
Thank you and your Dungeon Denizens; you are gracious as ever.
:ladiesman:

G29
03-05-2007, 09:02
Originally posted by G33
Beach Bunny.
:tongueout:

Squinty Bookworm.
:tongueout:

G33
03-05-2007, 09:04
Dungeon Pin-up.
:tongueout:

Bullman
03-05-2007, 09:40
Originally posted by G33
Dungeon Pin-up.
:tongueout:

But of course, all our lovely ladies are pin up worthy:supergrin:

susan28
03-05-2007, 10:34
Originally posted by G29
Brain size of a planet.
:tongueout:

all your bases are belong to us :tongueout:

engineer151515
03-05-2007, 10:45
Originally posted by Bullman
But of course, all our lovely ladies are pin up worthy:supergrin:

:thumbsup:

Tazz10m
03-05-2007, 11:14
Dungeon Pie!:supergrin:

samurairabbi
03-05-2007, 18:40
Ahhh, life is mellow! We have the three senior female thread contributors all acting in feline avatar mode, and the Dungeon Linguistics Unit is savoring the exquisitely paced repartee of a G29/G33 catfight! Life does not get any better than this!

VN350X10
03-05-2007, 22:15
But friend Rabbi, you've forgotten the one necessary other ingredient:


"N"Sweat Lager for Everyone !!





:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

susan28
03-05-2007, 22:38
cheers uncle! :beer:

ahhhh.. :drink:

weeee...

VN350X10
03-05-2007, 22:40
Sorry I forgot...
Barkeep, a Slushie for Susan !:drinkie:

susan28
03-05-2007, 22:45
ahhh, a glass-stemmed slushie mold, now that's classic 10-Ring kit..

VN350X10
03-05-2007, 22:47
Got to keep the ladies happy !



:hearts:


uncle

samurairabbi
03-05-2007, 22:58
Originally posted by VN350X10
But friend Rabbi, you've forgotten the one necessary other ingredient:

"N"Sweat Lager for Everyone !! Actually, Unkle, I had not forgotten the libation factor in my outlook on life. The libation production can be scheduled, and is therefore reasonably predictable. The female 8:40PM contingent does what IT likes, WHEN it likes, and in whatever MANNER it likes! Such are the ground rules, for they know we male 8:40PM denizens will allow them to get away with it. Such an arrangement is actually preferable to the alternative: no female contingent! Therefore, I simply relax and rejoice when certain participatory "elements" do occur!

(P.S. My next post will be one of the space-cadet special administrative announcements I told the thread about; play along.)

VN350X10
03-06-2007, 19:57
note to Rabbi:

we are not "letting them get away with it" the term is "letting them have their way with us"

this is a survival device I've evolved over the years......works fairly well so far.




uncle:upeyes:

G33
03-06-2007, 23:38
Evolve.
:courtsie:

susan28
03-07-2007, 08:32
i kinda like her in neanderthal trim :laughabove:

VN350X10
03-07-2007, 17:23
O.K. G33, fess up...........









where did you dig up my old high school senior year football picture ?????


uncle

G33
03-07-2007, 23:37
:tbo:

G29
03-08-2007, 09:15
Originally posted by G33
:tbo:

Sneaky Brainiac.
:tongueout:

G33
03-09-2007, 13:34
Road trip?
:supergrin:

VN350X10
03-09-2007, 18:41
road trip sounds like a good idea about now...





:motorcycle:

engineer151515
03-10-2007, 00:29
samurairabbi

What is the roadtrip policy for Dungeon staff?


Is there an expense account involved?


:supergrin:


Just askin....



Oh monkey DNA fudge.................

G33
03-10-2007, 07:31
:laughabove: :animlol:


:wavey: :tongueout:

samurairabbi
03-12-2007, 00:36
Yo, Eng! I'll fill you in on the roadtrip protocols on my next post. For right now, though:

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Big news from the Dungeon Linguistics Unit! We announce a major expansion of our research support capabilities!

As you 10-Ringers may remember, the Linguistics Unit provides a complete collection of all editions of the Merriam Webster Unabridged Dictionary, TWO sets of the 1st edition Oxford English Dictionary (you know, that tome from 1971 that requires a magnifier to read the micro-printing), and a 2nd edition Oxford English Dictionary (the one from '91 that requires TWO magnifiers for old schmucks like me to read!) This setup has been adequate up to now to support the 10-Ring linguistic research needs.

We have now moved BEYOND adequate! We have obtained a SECOND copy of the '91 OED2 to supplement the research needs of the 10-Ring Facility. Now TWO 10-Ringers can SIMULTANEOUSLY research linguistic questions that occur to them between Lagoon party sessions! We feel that this added capability will prevent the backbiting and ill-feeling that may occur when two 10-Ringers simltaneously reach for a single OED2 copy.

The Dungeon Crew are proud to announce that the not inexpensive 2nd copy of the OED2 has been financed out of the standard Dungeon cut of the take; none of the cost of this acquisition will accrue to the Penthouse or Lagoon budgets.

G33
03-12-2007, 03:33
Wordy.
:supergrin: :wavey:

samurairabbi
03-12-2007, 20:26
Originally posted by G33
Wordy.
:supergrin: :wavey:
STERLING repartee, twee-twee! You have set a standard that the Dungeon Linguistics Unit will have to work hard to maintain. With ONE word, you encompassed BOTH the subject of the notice, AND the increased doubletalk content intended to snow the media, network, and publishing bigshots now negotiating with the 10-Ring for broadcast rights to 10-Ring Resort events during the May sweeps period. WELL DONE!

Yo, Eng15! Don't sweat the admin details of Dungeon participation in the road trips. We have all four shifts of the 10-Ringers' security staff on our Dungeon bribery payroll; you may leave and return at your convenience! ... (Rabbi, what is this "four" shifts? Isn't the security staff a conventional 3-shift operation?) ... Well, it WAS 3 shifts, but we convinced the Penthouse Big Shots - pardon my redundancy - that the guards would be happier working SIX hours rather than EIGHT; more time for the guards to party! Everyone comes out ahead on the new setup! ... (Hmmmm ... makes sense ... sorry for the interruption) ... Hey, no problem!

VN350X10
03-12-2007, 21:48
Face it Rabbi, we'ed be happy if we could get the security staff to actually WORK 4 hours per shift, as opposed to the current 7 hours of partying per shift.

uncle



:tongueout: :rofl:

Bullman
03-13-2007, 04:04
We have security?:shocked:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:24
Jes!


(some of the rable caught trying to get in...)
:supergrin:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:26
Some of the security is disguised so as to blend...
;)

G33
03-13-2007, 05:28
Some of the security force is on decoy assignment...
:tongueout:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:30
We even have aerial units...
:tbo:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:34
Sir Tazz and Sir Rabbity have pointed out that because of the beverage flow, most members never see the staff security.

Some are hidden in plain sight.
:tongueout:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:35
One of the k-9 units...
:thumbsup:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:38
Sometimes I go wild in the squad room...
:animlol: :animlol:





Hey, got to get them away from the donuts?
:supergrin:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:41
Sir Tazz and Sir Rabbity wanted this uniform.
I pointed out that it was not functional.
:shocked: :supergrin:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:44
I wanted this:

G33
03-13-2007, 05:45
Ended up with this:










For now.

G33
03-13-2007, 05:46
Have to go.
Some rookies need re-education...
:rofl:

VN350X10
03-13-2007, 19:32
There you go Bullman..............don't you feel safer already ?

:animlol:

Bullman
03-13-2007, 20:30
Why yes, yes I do:thumbsup:

VN350X10
03-13-2007, 22:38
:)

engineer151515
03-16-2007, 10:58
Sir Rabbi........

I was leading a team of brewmaster engineering taste inspectors to the recessed and ingeniously hidden Dungeon double secret rear door when we (the lowely Dungeon brewmaster engineering support team) stumbled into a group of scantily clad bikini type college students. They were asking directions to Spring Break.

Well....

Since these these were all extremely attractive female spring break college students, one of the Dungeon engineering team (who will remain nameless) thought it would be clever to give them directions to the Engineering Team Breakroom in the heart of the Dungeon instead of the standard instructions to the Lagoon.


Welllll......

We (the lowely Dungeon brewmaster engineering support team) finished our beer tasting and cigar smoking duties and returned to the Engineering Team Breakroom expecting to find our college students ... and.....


Welllllllll..........


They must have got lost in the Dungeon.



:shocked:


We might need to garner an extraction team to find them in the labyrinth of the Dungeon and bring them to the Lagoon before their tans fade.


That said - their descriptions are as follows:


1 blonde - 38/24/26 - red bikini top/bottom
3 brunettes 40/26/29 - blue top / blue white bottom bikini, 36/24/30 turquoise striped bikini and 34/24/28 green top/green-blue stripped bottom bikini
2 redheads 38/24/30 (I believe they are twins). Light green bikinis.


I think we gave the blonde the directions. sigh My apologies. I know you don't need these worries on a Friday.


Regards


Eng....

G33
03-16-2007, 12:33
Had them switch suits for fun.
:tongueout: :tongueout:




Mongo thought it was great.
:supergrin: :wavey:

VN350X10
03-16-2007, 23:26
Since I just finished shooting a "dark stage" at last night's USPSA match, I shall grab my necessary lighting equipment & head up the first search team, using the various skills sharpened by the match..
With luck, after finding the missing subjects, to help ward off the possible effects of hypothermia, a group grope,er ..ahh...hug? yeah that's it, a group hug will be iniatiated, to help spread the necessary warmth. By using my official cloned vault key, we will be able to do this in the Dungeon wine cellar, where the temperatures, while cool, will permit a safe "rescue".

DO NOT SEND HELP, no matter how loud uncle moans. I willingly make this sacrifice for the good of the entire 10-Ring!!

:drink: :ladiesman: :ladiesman: :ladiesman: :patriot:

Bullman
03-17-2007, 06:18
Now there goes a brave man:patriot:


:supergrin:

obxprnstar
03-17-2007, 06:44
Just wanted to pop in and say hi

Bullman
03-17-2007, 06:57
You are most welcome sir. Prnstars are always welcome here:thumbsup:

G33
03-17-2007, 09:28
Originally posted by VN350X10
Since I just finished shooting a "dark stage" at last night's USPSA match, I shall grab my necessary lighting equipment & head up the first search team, using the various skills sharpened by the match..
With luck, after finding the missing subjects, to help ward off the possible effects of hypothermia, a group grope,er ..ahh...hug? yeah that's it, a group hug will be iniatiated, to help spread the necessary warmth. By using my official cloned vault key, we will be able to do this in the Dungeon wine cellar, where the temperatures, while cool, will permit a safe "rescue".

DO NOT SEND HELP, no matter how loud uncle moans. I willingly make this sacrifice for the good of the entire 10-Ring!!

:drink: :ladiesman: :ladiesman: :ladiesman: :patriot:

Hee...heee...hee!
:tbo: :tempted: :devilish:

Glocker424
03-17-2007, 10:12
Can't see the picture, and this has to be the longest thread in glocktalk history.

G33
03-17-2007, 13:31
All newcomers must report to:

The Chamber
(to be examined.)


:supergrin: :supergrin:

VN350X10
03-17-2007, 14:08
After the chamber, they must then report to the Dungeon Ballistics Lab & Inquisition Team.

This is where the subversive elements of preference of inferior calibers (defined as anything except a 10MM) will be removed. The Removal proscess can entail such items as brain washing, electric shock, chemical treatments, water torture, the Rack, exposure to Howard Cosell interviews, Barney tapes, speaches from a selection of those by Henry Kissenger, knock-knock jokes, elephant jokes, puns, inferior libations, MacDonald's food, whips, chains, etc.etc.





uncle albert:tongueout:

G33
03-17-2007, 15:33
...whips, chains...
:supergrin: :banana: :wavey:

VN350X10
03-17-2007, 21:36
Boat floating is just one of the ..."services"... we offer.:tempted:

samurairabbi
03-19-2007, 22:47
We have just found a high school senior who managed to have his case end up before the Supreme Court! If the 10-Ring Facility ever forms a Junior Auxiliary, this guy should be member number ONE!


******************************************
WASHINGTON - A high school senior's 14-foot banner proclaiming "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" gave the Supreme Court a provocative prop for a lively argument Monday about the extent of schools' control over student speech.

If the justices conclude Joseph Frederick's homemade sign was a pro-drug message, they are likely to side with principal Deborah Morse. She suspended Frederick in 2002 when he unfurled the banner across the street from the school in Juneau, Alaska.

"I thought we wanted our schools to teach something, including something besides just basic elements, including the character formation and not to use drugs," Chief Justice John Roberts said Monday.

But the court could rule for Frederick if it determines that he was, as he has contended, conducting a free-speech experiment using a nonsensical message that contained no pitch for drug use.

"It sounds like just a kid's provocative statement to me," Justice David Souter said.
*******************************************

G33
03-20-2007, 06:21
Provocative!
:tempted:

pesticidal
03-20-2007, 06:54
25 or 6 to 4....

engineer151515
03-20-2007, 12:57
Geeeeeee

Avatar offering. For the pirate lover in you.


http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6058/pirateavataroi2.jpg

VN350X10
03-20-2007, 16:54
WOW !!!!!

Samurairabbi has an UNDERSTUDY !!!


To the Kid !!:cheers: :number1:

G33
03-20-2007, 22:55
Thanks!!
:supergrin: :pirates:



Dead man's chest?

engineer151515
03-21-2007, 08:22
"At Worlds End"


http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/piratesofthecaribbeanatworldsend.html



Only the leading edge for a 10mm Geeeee.

:supergrin:

G33
03-21-2007, 09:23
:supergrin: :wavey:
Finally, the rest of thr trilogy.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
03-23-2007, 09:15
Originally posted by VN350X10
After the chamber, they must then report to the Dungeon Ballistics Lab & Inquisition Team.

This is where the subversive elements of preference of inferior calibers (defined as anything except a 10MM) will be removed. The Removal proscess can entail such items as brain washing, electric shock, chemical treatments, water torture, the Rack, exposure to Howard Cosell interviews, Barney tapes, speaches from a selection of those by Henry Kissenger, knock-knock jokes, elephant jokes, puns, inferior libations, MacDonald's food, whips, chains, etc.etc.
Unkle, a protest against your program has just been filed. We can live with most of these punishments ... but INFERIOR LIBATIONS!? ... that is WAY TOO CRUEL!

G33
03-23-2007, 11:02
:whip:

samurairabbi
03-23-2007, 16:05
Yo, 10-Ringers! Later tonight, I will be posting another important 10-Ring Facility administrative announcement. It will contain a reasonable level of heresy; don't take it too seriously. It is part of the plan to impress the media bigwigs now negotiating with the 10-Ring for broadcast rights to 10-Ring Facility events during the May sweeps period.

You can just sluff off what I will be writing. Of course, those of you with a little more gumption can actually help the marketing cause by posting your protests, disagreement, philosophical objections, whatever, to my announcement. You know how the media types LOVE controversy!

VN350X10
03-23-2007, 22:49
Rabbi;

Anyone who would use & support an inferior caliber (present company excepted, in deference to your ownership of a .45), should , in fact, be subjected to as much punishment as can be generated, hence the inferior libations. In fact, I was thinking of submiting a suggestion that "Old Milwaukee" be the libation of abuse, as I, in my wanderings, have never located ANY libation that could rank as inferior to it. As a matter of fact, the use of the term "rank" is entirely suitable in this application.

uncle

samurairabbi
03-24-2007, 14:12
Originally posted by VN350X10
... In fact, I was thinking of submiting a suggestion that "Old Milwaukee" be the libation of abuse, as I, in my wanderings, have never located ANY libation that could rank as inferior to it. As a matter of fact, the use of the term "rank" is entirely suitable in this application.
Actually, Unkle, Old Milwaukee is a creditable libation when compared to some I remember. Those who, like me, have sampled Blatz beer in our lifetimes would view Old Milwaukee as a reprieve from punishment!

VN350X10
03-24-2007, 15:08
Ah, dear Rabbi,
Blatz is still found in the far-flung reaches of the Cheeze Empire. No longer being bottled, it does exist on tap. O.M. was chosen because of it's readily avaliable status for punishment . If we wanted to really go for the wurst(HA) then perhaps I should have resorted to "Buckhorn", a libation that was so cheap that the deposit on the 24 bottle case was MORE than the cost of the contents. Or we could have named the beer that has(had?) as a symbol, that of our long suffering baseball(sorta) team, a bear. Hamm's also made a fine quality footwash solution.....

susan28
03-24-2007, 22:54
2 redheads 38/24/30 (I believe they are twins). Light green bikinis.

redheads rock in green.. 'specially us irish ones..

so Bullman yer a convict now? what did brown do for you?? was joining the force part of your plea bargain? (congrats)

and i understand Rabbi has a new protege, then? how lovely.. but we've got our hands full enough with just one of them.. (grabbing that spare Dungeon key from behind the 3rd wineglass on the left and slipping it into my (olive-drab) Dommie-boots..)

susan28
03-24-2007, 23:04
lab_coat.jpg

::swoon:: *THUNK!!!*

::yawning, stretching pawsss:: where am i? and why am i in chains?! (as if i didn't know..) hey, i think a protege is a GREAT idea.. yes, the more Rabbis the better!! ::reaching into my boot::

&@#%^$#!!!!

samurairabbi
03-25-2007, 07:52
Posting of the important 10-Ring Facility administrative announcement will be delayed a few days. The unexpectedly high level of 10-Ring partying this weekend has co-opted my time to cover financial, administrative, and technical duties.

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 20:01
Oh dear, Susan appears to be having, as our Brit friends would say, "A spot of bother".
Must be that someone replaced her key behind the wine glass with a counterfit one.
Rabbi, who's in charge of the Dungeon counterfiting operation this month ? Is Mongo being funny again ? Susan, would you care to use MY key while we try to find your copy ? Just be careful, as mine was "borrowed" from a friend who is/was a Time Lord & there's no telling just what could be opened by accident, as it works in any known type of lock in the universe. Please be careful where you point it....
uncle

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 20:13
Also, when you're done with it, please use it to lock me in the Chamber, preferably with yourself & the "G's"....I'm in need of an extended session here, as I'm starting to LOOK like a Monkey..

susan28
03-25-2007, 20:13
why thank you uncle, i won't point it at anything i don't intend to destroy :supergrin:

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 20:15
nice......:hugs:

susan28
03-25-2007, 20:17
::tossing you the chains:: lock n load, baby, i'll tell Geesie her 10 o'clock is here (15 minutes late, too, how nice of you to provide the pretext..)

"iron suits you, uncle.. or should i say 'irons' suit you.."

::inserting key in door:: *POOF*

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 20:22
just remember to be careful.....


















(also, the energy cell powering that key is only good for 7 uses....be sure not to run out of wishes someplace in a different dimension. It would be rather hard to find you, and others out there don't play nice like uncle does...)



:trek: :ufo: :nailbiting:

susan28
03-25-2007, 20:36
right then!! lesseee right now i'm approximately.. (flipping thru my "Hitchhiker's Guide") .. rut roh.. :shocked:

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 20:39
just stay off of pg 253 !:shocked:

susan28
03-25-2007, 20:51
::flipping:: hmmm.. "prison planet populated primarily by polyamorous post-Borg pre-op pantomimes packing double-stack Para conversions"..

GOOD GAWD.. ::fumbling for the key, setting the controls for the Lagoon::

*POOF!!!*

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 20:55
Welcome home dear.....

susan28
03-25-2007, 22:14
meow uncle!! you're a sight for sore eyes!! ::checking the calendar, heading into the Penthouse, padding over to the fridge, forgaing for a slushie.. slinking over to corner behind Geesie's easy chair, hanging "do not disturb" sign and settling in::

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 22:20
And just how many of the 7 "shots" on the energy cell are left ? Nice to see you didn't get into any serious trouble....assuming that you didn't bring any uninvited "guests" back.


but even that's not a problem, we can back trace your journey if necessary & return any undesirable vermin to the time/space from whence they came.

There's a long story on my obtaining the key, but suffice to say it was only the 2nd time in my life that I was dealt a Heart Royal Flush, and in only 5 cards !

sleep well child, for you've had a busy,busy evening.

G33
03-25-2007, 22:28
Originally posted by susan28
meow uncle!! you're a sight for sore eyes!! ::checking the calendar, heading into the Penthouse, padding over to the fridge, forgaing for a slushie.. slinking over to corner behind Geesie's easy chair, hanging "do not disturb" sign and settling in::

:wavey: :cat:

VN350X10
03-25-2007, 22:33
Hi Geesie....Susan's been busy.
And I'm ready for my chamber session. Slushies are in place & music shall be starting soon.....

uncle:hugs:

G33
03-26-2007, 06:16
:devildance: :tempted: :pirates: :whip:

VN350X10
03-26-2007, 14:20
Thank you.....


I'm feeling MUCH better now.....





:shower:

G33
03-26-2007, 14:39
:cheerleader: :courtsie:

Tazz10m
03-29-2007, 14:49
Ok....who's been messing with the locks? Seems there are now certain doors i can't get in anymore........

Well, at least i can get into my Penthouse and the 10 Ring secret back door!

Bullman
03-29-2007, 14:58
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Ok....who's been messing with the locks? Seems there are now certain doors i can't get in anymore........

Well, at least i can get into my Penthouse and the 10 Ring secret back door!

Uhhhmm, Mr. Tazz, that may be my fault sir. I was experimenting with a new phased plasma rifle last week (40 watt range ) and I touched of a few bursts and it seems I may have fried a few locks in the process, funny how I always seem to shoot about door knob high

susan28
03-29-2007, 15:09
::slipping Imperious Leader the universal key:: there ya go Taz, 4 uses left, just check the setting first cuz Geesie keeps sneaking it outta the holster and setting it on "dungeon" :couch:

engineer151515
03-29-2007, 15:12
Originally posted by Bullman
....a new phased plasma rifle last week (40 watt range )....

40 watt - yet still 10mm cal.

Seemed like an important engineering detail


S28 - what can I do to obtain a slushie from you? Please???

susan28
03-29-2007, 15:26
your pleasure is our reward, baby! ::fetchin' an icy one from the freezer and slidin' it down the bar to engineer:: we are running low on moulds though due to the increasing popularity of the slushies, might wanna make a note to send up a case of filters from the brewery next trip down..

Tazz10m
03-29-2007, 15:44
Originally posted by Bullman
Uhhhmm, Mr. Tazz, that may be my fault sir. I was experimenting with a new phased plasma rifle last week (40 watt range ) and I touched of a few bursts and it seems I may have fried a few locks in the process, funny how I always seem to shoot about door knob high

*Sigh* i understand.... i have a propensity to aim for the head, myself.

Susie, That was fast! Thanks! I'll just reprogram it for Unlimited Number of Uses and have it back for you after i get my replacement... say, about 11 tonight? I'll bring by some new slushy molds, also, so we can test them out... and some new filters.

Look, i'm a filter! :hugs:

susan28
03-29-2007, 16:33
well the original recipe for the Weirded Clam (N-Sweat slushie "on the halfshell") calls for 1 Pint N-Sweat lager poured into freshly-harvested filters which are pre-frozen to prevent leakage, and placed in freezer til icy-nicey. the porous nature of the filter requires the beverage to be consumed quickly before it thaws adding a sense of immediacy to the experience. the filter, too, is consumable, in keeping with the twin 10-Ring values of decadence and efficiency.

i think the drink you're referring to above is the "Tazz-sicle", which has never been tried but is something Geesie and i have had in the works for some time now, should be interesting!

Tazz10m
03-29-2007, 17:26
Originally posted by susan28
well the original recipe for the Weirded Clam (N-Sweat slushie "on the halfshell") calls for 1 Pint N-Sweat lager poured into freshly-harvested filters which are pre-frozen to prevent leakage, and placed in freezer til icy-nicey. the porous nature of the filter requires the beverage to be consumed quickly before it thaws adding a sense of immediacy to the experience. the filter, too, is consumable, in keeping with the twin 10-Ring values of decadence and efficiency.

i think the drink you're referring to above is the "Tazz-sicle", which has never been tried but is something Geesie and i have had in the works for some time now, should be interesting!

I got a "Tazz-sicle"...but it is usually HOT....:supergrin:

OK... Here's a favorite recipe for what i call a "Fox Island Fizz":

Take a SHOT glass... (i have one that says "SHOT Business" on it from the SHOT Show... very cool...) Anyway... take that shot glass... fill it half way with FRESH off the beach and out of the shell raw oyster. Add a bit of Tiger Sauce, a squeeze of lemon, and fill the rest of the way with GOOD beer... like Ni( * )( * )le Sweat, Snow Cap, Thunderhead, Widmere Hefeveizen... got to have good clean taste and fizz...(Hinykin and other "clovey" beers not recomended... no "bud", miller, coors, etc., and especially nothing that says "lite" on it.) Drop of Woursteshishtashire to taste is optional.

Shoot that baby in... give that little thing a chew, taste, then swallow and enjoy!

YUMMM!!!

VN350X10
03-29-2007, 20:18
Uh, Tazz, I've got to intervene here.....there is NO "unlimited" setting on the universal key. The power cells are a total consumption device, rather like libations in the Lagoon, and I seem to have only a few left. It was one item that I forgot about in my delerious condition, having won the Key & a TARDIS from a former friend & Time Lord. A small miscalculation on my part, but a major one in terms of long term usage.
Given the fact that the last time we played poker, I drew a Heart Royal Flush in 5 cards, I'm not so sure that he'd grant me a rematch. Especially since we used HIS deck of cards last time, I could request MY deck this time & I know that wouldn't fly. Some folks are such poor losers.....
Anyhow, the remaining 2 or 3 uses on this cell will probably get you to your real key, remember Susan28's hidden key wouldn't work either. I still maintain that a master counterfitter is at work.
Perhaps we should consult with Samurrirabbi on this matter. And Mongo hasen't been seen for a while, could these 2 items be related ? Has Mongo perhaps been kidnapped ??
It might be necessary to convene a full Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon confrence on this matter, including a full revue of operating protocals.

uncle

VN350X10
03-29-2007, 20:19
Oh dear, another chamber session.
Slushies please.....

G33
03-29-2007, 21:50
:supergrin: :arg:

VN350X10
03-29-2007, 22:43
That appeared to be a fake chocolate type pirite....
Argh...Pirates of the Carob Bean .....

engineer151515
03-31-2007, 21:47
Mannnnnnnn


I found this wine down in the Dungeon.


Pinot....Greenooot.....something.


I'm in the middle of the "I really love you guys" stage.


Anyone missing a good wine?

:supergrin:

G33
03-31-2007, 22:39
:laughabove: :supergrin: :wavey:

engineer151515
03-31-2007, 23:19
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

G33
04-01-2007, 08:48
:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-01-2007, 11:20
You know Geesie, it would be a funny 4-1 prank to do something with his "wardrobe" whilst he sleeps this one off.......














(did I suggest that....badunclebaduncle)

:shame:

samurairabbi
04-01-2007, 11:35
Originally posted by VN350X10 (did I suggest that....badunclebaduncle)
"Bad Zoot!"



The promised important 10-Ring Facility administrative announcement will be posted tonight. 10-Ringers should have their objections, protests, philosophical observations, etc., ready for followup posting; the media bigshots will be watching.

VN350X10
04-01-2007, 11:36
Rabbi.....
Wouldn't that be bad ZootSuit ?.....


u.

samurairabbi
04-01-2007, 11:39
Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi.....
Wouldn't that be bad ZootSuit ?.....


u.
Only in a really bad pun! ...

VN350X10
04-01-2007, 11:40
and what other kind exists ?

Bullman
04-01-2007, 12:23
Originally posted by samurairabbi
"Bad Zoot!"


Bad Naughty Zoot, you should be spanked:thumbsup:

G33
04-01-2007, 12:45
OK!
:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-01-2007, 15:32
spanking duelly noted in official 10-Ring records....

samurairabbi
04-01-2007, 21:02
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Listen up, 10-Ringers! This one is big. The senior members here will remember the Dungeon Insurrection from a few years ago. The HBO bigshots now in negotiations with the 10-Ring want us to do it again.

We would ordinarily sluff off such a request, but the check HBO is willing to write has a BUNCH of zeroes! Cash flow considerations make it useful to play along in this instance. One complication does arise, though: The 10-Ringers, with their 10mm hardware, would have to be able to take the field at 10AM on a Saturday morning; TV considerations make it necessary that the 10mm counterattack get underway at that time. This, of course, would be a hardship on the 10-Ring partyers (pardon my redundancy); asking them to be un-hungover at 10AM on a saturday is cruel in the extreme!

We lowly (etc., etc.) Dungeon Peons offer a solution to this quandary: We can staff the 10mm counterattack! The large number of 45 shooters give us a massive constituency on which we can draw for staffing requirements. The Penthouse 10-Ringers may shape their participation in this event around their partying proclivities.

This setup does have one requirement: The 10-Ring would allow the Dungeon types a dispensation to pack the potent 10mm firearm for demo purposes during the "counterattack" to "quell" the insurrectionist Dungeon types. We Dungeon types solemnly pledge that this temporary access to the potent 10mm world would not be abused. If such a circumstance WERE to occur, we Dungeon types would ameliorate the damage of such abuse by a massive compensatory action: we would REDUCE the embezzlement rate! We want this setup to FLY during May sweeps period!

We await your judgement in this matter.

Bullman
04-01-2007, 21:12
Shooting at 10a.m. on a saturday morning, whoever heard of such an atrocity. Grumble grumble

I suppose I could make that time in the morning on a semi regular basis, how long is the contractual obligation going to be for??? Can't guarantee MOA accuracy due to conditions at that time of day, however, we are shooting 10mms after all, how accurate do you have to be with God's own caliber.:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-01-2007, 22:09
10:00 AM is easily obtainable, providing that the party/board meeting be continued thru the evening & into the following day.
Or there is another possibility.....
There are by my count 2 charges left on the Key that I loaned susan28, this will be sufficient to alter the time flux to permit all avaliable 10-Ring types to function in their normal(if there is such a thing) manner provided that the rest of the time/space matrix is not tampered with during the event. This might require full co-operation of the Borg (fat chance!)or at least a threat of disperseing them to a far removed quadrent of the Alpha-Centuri system ; If they believe that we HAVE that capability, they might play along. Since they don't know how many charges are left on the Key, they shouldn't try anything, out of a sense of self preservation. After the event is over, the Key will be powerless for a period of time while Engineer151515 & myself examine it to learn how to replace the power cell. I do posess a few spares, but the time necessary to replace them is not yet known. Shoulda held out for the owners manual in the card game !!

opinion, Rabbi ?

samurairabbi
04-01-2007, 22:26
Originally posted by VN350X10 opinion, Rabbi ?
Hmmmmm ... I counsel keeping the remaing key charges in reserve. This reprise of the Dungeon Insurrection is big enough to merit HBO's attention, but permit me to point out: We are not yet to the level of HBO putting us on PAY-PER-VIEW! When we reach THAT level, then (I believe) we should trot out "the Key". Permit this lowly (etc.) Dungeon Peon to assert that, if sufficient 10-Ring participation in this event cannot be assured because of partying schedule restraints, we Dungeon Types can carry the load WITHOUT expending a "key" usage, as long as the 10-Ringers allow us the temerity of actually using 10mm ordinance for demonstration purposes. Again, we pledge that this extraordinary liberty in 10mm firearm usage will not be abused.

VN350X10
04-01-2007, 22:44
Just how much "N"Sweat Lager is going to be posted as a "good behavior bond" in this instance ?

As far as the Key, I still will need the assistance of Engineer151515 to help discover the reloading procedure. The Time Lord that was "relieved" of it in the card game has proven to be NO help whatsoever in this matter. It was only thru a fortunate accident that I came into posession of the extra power cells that I now have. It did, however, cost me the better part of a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve in the execution of the "rescue" of the cells. Good thing I looked in the spares locker of the TARDIS he left in, before he left. There were none in the locker of the TARDIS he also "donated" during the card game. But the next time I encounter a Time Lord, I'll know where to look, not wasting time in the attempt.


uncle

Bullman
04-02-2007, 04:32
Okay, I have my 2 Smiths and a healthy supply of 10mm ammo, I also have the hope of having a 3rd 10 in the line up soon as my latest project has been in the shop for 6 months or so. I wish to participate of course, but I will loan someone a heater too. All in the name of dungeon cash flow.:thumbsup:

Tazz10m
04-02-2007, 13:38
I think i know how we can get on Pay-Per-View....

I enter Mongo in a wrestling match against a celebrity opponent of Don King's picking like Mike Tyson or somebody... i really don't care who.

If Mongo loses, i shave my head. If Mongo wins, Don King shaves his head.

We take the lions share of the PPV profits no matter who wins because we put on the show.

No matter what, we win!

engineer151515
04-02-2007, 14:11
Dungeon Tech Crew Update:

We've showered Eng15 and filled him with black coffee.

He should be ready to assist soon.

VN350X10
04-02-2007, 20:39
Tazz, you've GOT to be kidding.....

"If Mongo Loses..."


Yeah, right.
That would be the day that I look better in a bikini than susan28 or the Geesies....or the entire Swedish Bikini Team !

How about Mongo shaves Don Kings head......with Mike Tyson's teeth ?

Now THATS ENTERTAINMENT !!!


uncle

Tazz10m
04-05-2007, 09:43
That's just it... Mongo is not going to lose! Easy money!

Plus... we can have our bikini team prancing around the ring in stilletto's in all their perkiness... the ratings will be through the roof!

G33
04-05-2007, 11:32
:supergrin:

Tazz10m
04-05-2007, 12:46
SWEET!!! To the DNA Removal Chamber with me! :rofl:

susan28
04-05-2007, 14:41
darnit! i've been not getting my notices again and missed 3 pages! i think it happens whenever i restart the puter.. came back to the site and the notices resumed..

but i'm caught up now and have GLoria locked and loaded for the HBO shindig..

Pirates of the Carob Bean, lol.. :rofl:

G33
04-05-2007, 19:15
Originally posted by Tazz10m
SWEET!!! To the DNA Removal Chamber with me! :rofl:

Me thinks he is excited.:laughabove: :animlol: :rofl:

G33
04-05-2007, 19:15
Hi S28!
:supergrin: :wavey:

susan28
04-05-2007, 19:33
hehe hi Geesie :) think i had a few tachyons or.. what are those time particles.. sticking to me from that last key trip!

VN350X10
04-06-2007, 07:13
Ah, nice to see susan back home. Have a slushie ? We've got some made w/ fresh squezed orange juice, just for a morning wake-up.




:drinkie:

Tazz10m
04-06-2007, 09:46
Originally posted by G33
Me thinks he is excited.:laughabove: :animlol: :rofl:

Oh yeah... for sure!

Take me... pin me down... and do with me what you will! :hugs:

I WANT it!

susan28
04-06-2007, 11:06
why thank you uncle.. as Anita said a breakfast without slushies is like a day without orange juice, or something like that :supergrin:

Tazz10m
04-06-2007, 12:11
She said; A day without Orange Juice Slushies is like a day without pu...i mean sunshine. :supergrin:

susan28
04-06-2007, 12:19
Originally posted by Tazz10m
She said; A day without Orange Juice Slushies is like a day without pu...i mean sunshine. :supergrin: :cheerleader:

G33
04-06-2007, 14:55
New filter material bought!
:supergrin: :tongueout: :supergrin:















Was a big sale....;)

engineer151515
04-06-2007, 16:05
We really need the old one you discard.

You know,



for production reasons.








yeah

production


that's right.





ahem.





please.



:supergrin:

G33
04-06-2007, 21:19
:devildance: :tempted: :tease:

VN350X10
04-06-2007, 21:54
Me brain hurts......

G33
04-06-2007, 22:22
:laughabove:

VN350X10
04-07-2007, 09:08
Geesie, last night, uncle's brain would have slid UNDER the door.....















;) but I'm feeling MUCH better now....:wavey:

G33
04-07-2007, 12:34
Good to hear.
Remember...dibs on your skull!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

VN350X10
04-07-2007, 16:12
dibs granted on skull..........








and any other atonomical part your little heart might desire.



..................:tempted:

G33
04-07-2007, 18:50
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
04-07-2007, 19:03
Originally posted by G33
New filter material bought!
:supergrin: :tongueout: :supergrin:

Was a big sale....;)
There are moments in life when I cannot help but ponder the tensile-strength limits of nylon thread.

G33
04-07-2007, 21:00
:laughabove: :animlol: :rofl:

VN350X10
04-07-2007, 22:05
Perhaps they use Kevlar thread in that application Rabbi.....




:headscratch:

engineer151515
04-10-2007, 08:37
The Dungeon Engineering Mechanical Integrity Crew discovered a leak in one of the high pressure, supercooled NS transfer lines.


Oddly, the hole was .400 inches in diameter (corresponding directly to a 10mm jacketed bullet dimension).



hmmmmm.............



Fortunately, the leak was self sealing, as the super cooled beer froze as soon as it exited the hole. Estimated volume loss was maybe 1 to 1.5 pints.



hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........






On an unrelated topic,

There is a rumor among the Dungeon security staff that a black helicopter was sighted at twilight in the vicinity of the triple locked Dungeon freight elevator entrance.







I'd say strange things were happening in the Dungeon but, that would be considered a "normal" event.

samurairabbi
04-10-2007, 11:22
Originally posted by engineer151515
The Dungeon Engineering Mechanical Integrity Crew discovered a leak in one of the high pressure, supercooled NS transfer lines.

Oddly, the hole was .400 inches in diameter (corresponding directly to a 10mm jacketed bullet dimension).

hmmmmm.............

Fortunately, the leak was self sealing, as the super cooled beer froze as soon as it exited the hole. Estimated volume loss was maybe 1 to 1.5 pints.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

I think we can solve this one quickly.

Enough leakage of frozen libation to make a 1+ pint slushie! I think we can easily guess the identity of the "saboteur"!

Trekker
04-10-2007, 13:52
PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!:hugs:

Bullman
04-10-2007, 15:25
Originally posted by Trekker
PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!:hugs:

Heathen, I should give you the left horn for such treasonous words, but I think I will have a beer instead.:thumbsup:

Trekker
04-10-2007, 15:48
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Bullman
04-10-2007, 18:33
Originally posted by Trekker
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Well, at least it appears you appreciate the importance of properly consumed libations. Please, proceed at your own pace :beer:

samurairabbi
04-10-2007, 20:54
Originally posted by Trekker
:supergrin: :supergrin:
Yo, Trekker! The Dungeon Legal Team has reviewed your case! We are willing to sluff off your advocacy of the death of the 8:40PM thread, since it is clear you savor a fine brew as much as the rest of us. We can arrange a spot for you on the Dungeon Insurrection reprise coming up in May. Trust me, you would enjoy this gig; the Lagoon Hostesses are ESPECIALLY appreciative of the courage it takes for someone to rebel against the overwhelming power of the 10mm cartridge heirarchy.

VN350X10
04-11-2007, 00:14
A.D. ??

accidental dispenser....


(2 pints !)


((note to self....got to get that power cell replaced on the universal key))((hate being locked out of the tapper))

samurairabbi
04-11-2007, 22:21
IMPORTANT FOLLOWUP TO THE PREVIOUS 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Listen up, 10-Ringers! The admin planners within the Dungeon Administrative Planning Detachment have solved your problem with the 10AM start date for suppressing the May reprise of the Dungeon Insurrection.

The HBO bigshots want a tighter, more compact scheduling than what we ran on that happy day some years back. They want a 1:30PM counterattack, with the whole shebang wrapped up by 5. A tough scheduling job, but they were willing to add a couple zeroes to the royalty check; this convinced us to figure something out!

We worked out the insurrection schedule! If you hungover 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) can crawl out by NOON on Insurrection Day (ID for short), we dedicated Dungeon admin types will have medical treatment, showers, hangover remedies, breakfast (or lunch, for those coherent enough to notice the difference), weapons preparation, and tactical planning all in place for your participation! Knocking off the Dungeon "opposition" on ID in three and a half hours will be a snap. Best of all, the use of Dungeon types as ringers on the 10mm side can be held to a minimum.

Let us know if this simplifies the issue of your participation in putting down the rebellion. We await your thinking on this matter.

VN350X10
04-11-2007, 22:27
Rabbi, that just MIGHT work.....
If the commitee of the whole can arrange transportation also, the Swedish Bikini Team could be convinced to participate; This would bring a tremendous ratings boost.

uncle

engineer151515
04-12-2007, 21:31
Originally posted by samurairabbi
.......the 10AM start date for suppressing the May reprise of the Dungeon Insurrection.............

That might explain the black helicopter activity.

samurairabbi
04-13-2007, 00:28
Originally posted by engineer151515
That might explain the black helicopter activity.
Actually, Eng, the black helicopter activity was for other reasons. I needed an emergency delivery of '59 and '61 Chateau Lafitte Rothschild to replenish the wine stocks in anticipation of the heavy entertainment schedule during the rest of April. The black helicopter surveillance crews were available, and gave me a really attractive bid on shipping cost. Gracious entertaining of the media types during negotiations for broadcast rights IS important!

VN350X10
04-13-2007, 18:38
C'mon, Rabbi....after the first 10 minutes of imbibing you could replace the Rothschild with Ripple & the media morons couldn't tell the difference.

What'd you REALLY stock up for.....we will get it out of you, one way or another. Just think of all of the fine, upstanding(occasionally!)members here......the tort,...oh.....er...I mean, persuasion factor alone boggles the mind. Especially if Mongo finds out you've been holding out on him.....

uncle

samurairabbi
04-13-2007, 20:14
Originally posted by VN350X10
C'mon, Rabbi....after the first 10 minutes of imbibing you could replace the Rothschild with Ripple & the media morons couldn't tell the difference.

What'd you REALLY stock up for.....we will get it out of you, one way or another. Just think of all of the fine, upstanding(occasionally!)members here......the tort,...oh.....er...I mean, persuasion factor alone boggles the mind. Especially if Mongo finds out you've been holding out on him.....

uncle
Unkle, your timing observation, while indisputably correct, is nevertheless irrelevant to this situation. Any Situational Analyst would know that the first 10 minutes of ANY negotiation are the vital ones!

Your "interrogation" threat is noted. Of course, the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Organizational Protocols specifically requires ALL serious interrogation to be conducted under Chamber jurisdiction at the behest of Suze and the Geesies. This is not exactly an "objectionable" situation!

samurairabbi
04-14-2007, 00:50
Forgive me the protocol violation of two consecutive posts on the thread, but I have to make an important personal announcement:

I will be in mourning for the next 24 hours.

Clonie Gowen just got eliminated in tonight's Poker After Dark. She can raise my bet anytime she likes!

VN350X10
04-14-2007, 13:28
excused absence for mourning period duly noted....

G33
04-14-2007, 13:47
Had to google...
http://site.card-sharx.com/Howard_Lederer_fantasy_camp_Images/Clonie_Gowen3.jpg


:supergrin:

samurairabbi
04-14-2007, 16:02
Originally posted by G33
Had to google...
http://site.card-sharx.com/Howard_Lederer_fantasy_camp_Images/Clonie_Gowen3.jpg


:supergrin:
You google; I'll oogle!

G33
04-15-2007, 13:51
Originally posted by samurairabbi
You google; I'll oogle!
Good one.
Fair enough.
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
04-15-2007, 13:57
Originally posted by G33
Good one.
Fair enough.
:supergrin:
A compliment from the esteemed Gee-twee-twee is always appreciated!

engineer151515
04-15-2007, 21:26
Anyone else notice that when the Gees show up, the Dungeon seems to brighten.


I think I said that 200 posts ago.


Still holds true.


That effect has been extended to S28.



An engineer, being of scientific mind, really ought to study this phenomenon.

G33
04-15-2007, 22:40
:supergrin: :wavey:

samurairabbi
04-19-2007, 03:01
IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE REQUEST - concerning arrangements for Dungeon Insurrection Day (DID):

This one concerns beer service. The current beer service structure enables rapid chilled beer delivery to any point within the 10-Ring facility, but such current service clearly cannot support the demand created by a large number of 10-Ringers converging unexpectedly at an out-of-the-normal location within the facility. This may be the situation when the 10-Ringers congregate to retake the 10-Ring Facility during the Dungeon Insurrection reprise.

Such falloff in service would, from both Penthouse AND Dungeon viewpoints, be detrimental to the sterling reputation of 10-Ring Facility hospitality. We lowly (etc.) Dungeon Peons therefore request that the 10-Ringers give us the form-up locations of the 10-Ring Counteroffensive Forces which will be counterattacking at 1:30 on DID. With only 1 week advance notice of these locations, the Dungeon Engineering and Logistics capabilities can insure the service levels of the 10-Ring Resort may be properly maintained during the "conflict".

G33
04-19-2007, 08:00
Sir Rabbi,
Found this on one of the Leaders.
During Chamber Session.
G, Galactic Advance Legion, Cmdr.(GAL-CIC)
:supergrin: :pirates: :trek:

samurairabbi
04-20-2007, 23:34
Originally posted by G33
Sir Rabbi,
Found this on one of the Leaders.
During Chamber Session.
G, Galactic Advance Legion, Cmdr.(GAL-CIC)
:supergrin: :pirates: :trek:
Do you have anything simpler? The inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) seem to be having trouble solving this one.

G33
04-21-2007, 04:20
:laughabove: :animlol: :wavey: