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susan28
06-03-2007, 17:27
Originally posted by G33
:supergrin:

reinforcements at last!! :hugs:

G33
06-03-2007, 19:25
:hugs: :wavey: :pirates:

samurairabbi
06-03-2007, 21:44
Originally posted by G33
The Pirate-Borg Fleet Command will supply new material to the engineer crew.
:supergrin: :pirates:
Yar!
Now THAT'S a mainsail I wouldn't mind hoisting!

G33
06-03-2007, 21:47
:laughabove: :animlol:

samurairabbi
06-03-2007, 23:24
Originally posted by G33
:laughabove: :animlol:
... or the rounded swell of the spinnaker proud in the wind!

G33
06-04-2007, 05:58
Jib Ho!
:pirates: :pirates:

susan28
06-04-2007, 10:25
28 <------ jib ho :wavey:

engineer151515
06-04-2007, 11:21
engineer crew = :supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

"supergrin" is a literial interpretation.

Tazz10m
06-04-2007, 15:59
Now, that's some poison i'd like to eat and a flag i like to fly...
Matter of fact, if the jib ho likes nappy hair, i got a whole head full she can run her fingers through...

...speaking of which, Susan, since you and i both have monkey dna that still needs to be removed i think we should check into the chamber together... i mean as long as we are going to contribute to global warming we might as well be efficient about it!

Save energy...Save the world...Chamber with a friend! :supergrin:




*Side note* Count down till Chavez gets dragged out of office and beaten to death by a bunch of angry protesters wearing red shirts with tape on their mouths.....10...9....8... :wavey:

susan28
06-04-2007, 16:15
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Save energy...Save the world...Chamber with a friend! :supergrin:

:hugs:

samurairabbi
06-04-2007, 17:35
Originally posted by G33
Jib Ho!
:pirates: :pirates:
Originally posted by susan28
28 <------ jib ho :wavey:
Originally posted by Tazz10m
... if the jib ho likes nappy hair ...

Suze! Gee-twee-twee! The entire Dungeon staff salutes your magnanimity and understanding! When Tazz came out with his "Jib ho!" line, we lowly (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons were afraid you would throw him into Don Imus Purgatory! While such action by you would clearly be outside Dungeon jurisdiction (as detailed in the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Operating Agreement Protocols), it would still be a hassle for the Dungeon, since we would lose valuable embezzling time breaking in his replacement! Your most gracious act of forgiving him for his "slur" saves many of us a BUNCH of hassle! Our most vehement thanks to you.

susan28
06-04-2007, 19:30
actually it was Geesie and i who coined the term; the rules of PC normally forbid anyone but fellow jib ho's from calling us that, but we solved the dilemma by making Tazz an honourary jib ho!

he will be apprised as to the various rights and priviledges of this status during the upcoming Chamber / special plenopotentiary session of the Pirate council, jib ho division.

the initiation squad has been briefed on the special circumstances and has some very special hazing activites planned! :cheerleader:

VN350X10
06-04-2007, 20:08
Now that I can finally get a post in here edgewise......

Dats gots ta be one REALLY Jolly Roger....


As far as Tazz being a "jib ho", it's more likely to be a "jive ho" !!


administrative note here.....

Whereas uncle is scheduled to be in the Badlands of So Dak this week on a whacking trip,
And whereas he is not going to be, due to other commitments,
He is therefore NOT responsible for anyone crossing his path & getting summarly WHACKED !


....7.....6.....5...:wavey:

samurairabbi
06-04-2007, 20:23
Originally posted by VN350X10
As far as Tazz being a "jib ho", it's more likely to be a "jive ho"
The Dungeon Linguistics Unit submits this analysis:

During Tazz's upcoming initiations at the hands of the Jib Ho's, wouldn't he be considered a Jibbed Ho'?

VN350X10
06-04-2007, 20:24
We'll buy that !

samurairabbi
06-04-2007, 20:26
Originally posted by VN350X10
We'll buy that !
What if it's not for sale!

VN350X10
06-04-2007, 20:28
Not for sale ????

HERE ???????


Dear Rabbi, your name MUST be Shirley,


for YOU JEST !!!!!



:rofl:

Tazz10m
06-04-2007, 20:30
:animlol:







:animlol:









:animlol:








:rofl:

samurairabbi
06-04-2007, 20:30
Ho, ho, ho your boat,
gently down the stream ...

VN350X10
06-04-2007, 20:32
More like up a creek......sans paddle



:drowning:

susan28
06-04-2007, 21:13
jibbed, shimmed, trimmed, shivered, timbered, scuttled and hoisted on the petard of the ever-luvvin' bleeding heart of doom :hearts: yarrr, purrloined it from Davey Jones himself, we did, ran outta welding material for the Cube, and needed something to bond the crew to the ship, promised Calypso we'd return it to Her 'soon as we had Tazz in place, the ship's humming to life already :thumbsup:

engineer151515
06-05-2007, 13:43
Originally posted by susan28
.....ran outta welding material for the Cube, and needed something to bond the crew to the ship.......

Dearest S-28, the Dungeon chemical engineering crew is at your service. We formulated this special material to meet your immediate need - JH (Jib-Ho) Weld.


Better living through chemistry. :supergrin:

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2315/jhweldls2.jpg

susan28
06-05-2007, 15:13
Schweet!! :laughabove: that will *definitely* be put to good use..

VN350X10
06-05-2007, 19:12
Better living thru chemestry !

G33
06-05-2007, 22:42
Yar!
:pirates:

samurairabbi
06-05-2007, 23:03
Originally posted by susan28
actually it was Geesie and i who coined the term; the rules of PC normally forbid anyone but fellow jib ho's from calling us that, but we solved the dilemma by making Tazz an honourary jib ho!
May I be your Jew Ho? The initiation may be fun!

susan28
06-05-2007, 23:50
we'll discuss it during your session, monkey boy :laughabove:

samurairabbi
06-06-2007, 13:56
Originally posted by susan28
we'll discuss it during your session, monkey boy :laughabove:
Ahhhh ... So graceful is the repartee of your response! I love it when you talk nerdy to me!

susan28
06-06-2007, 15:38
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Ahhhh ... So graceful is the repartee of your response! I love it when you talk nerdy to me!

albedo say that to all the girls :) you're just angling for a piece of TT

samurairabbi
06-06-2007, 19:53
Originally posted by susan28
albedo say that to all the girls :)
Only the ones as classy as you!

susan28
06-06-2007, 20:34
awwwww.. :embarassed:

TT that's *cherry* Pi..

samurairabbi
06-06-2007, 21:05
Originally posted by susan28
awwwww.. :embarassed:

TT that's *cherry* Pi..
So TT, TT, Miss American TT ...

VN350X10
06-07-2007, 00:06
:laughabove:

G33
06-07-2007, 10:14
Olde Silver Tongue Rabbity.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

VN350X10
06-10-2007, 00:05
What, a saturday night & the Lagoon Bar is closed ?

No Bikini Team, no "N"Sweat Lager, no Lagoon Girls ?

Was there an emergency session at the Penthouse that I wasn't informed of ? Is the Dungeon flooded & emergency repairs under way ?



WHERE IS EVERYBODY ?:shocked:

susan28
06-10-2007, 01:10
28 <------- whoring around over on GTPI :animlol:

G33
06-10-2007, 03:21
Sailing on the lake, aka Lagoon.
:pirates: :pirates:


:tongueout:

VN350X10
06-10-2007, 09:37
Susan28, read your post over on GTPI. EXCELLENT.
Yes, uncle DOES get out, just don't make a habbit of posting, stay here or reloading or 'smithing, I can make enough of a FOOL of myself posting on things that I know, let alone something else....


Really could have used a good party last night however...


to G33....What kind of sailboat ? ? ?



uncle

G33
06-10-2007, 10:54
Laser.
Trained on Sunfish and Sweet 16.
:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:


Spinnaker...Woot! :banana:


Drogue:tongueout:

Bullman
06-10-2007, 12:33
An event of great import will be comemorated tonight at 8:40 p.m. (local time of course) more to be posted later.:supergrin:

susan28
06-10-2007, 13:21
awwww sorry bout that uncle.. i should have at least left a few mix cd's at the cabana bar.. but tonight i'll spin personally for Bullman's event :thumbsup:

and yea GTPI's a zoo, hehe.. :alex:

VN350X10
06-10-2007, 16:36
But my dear susan......would you really want ME to operate the sound system.....It might never get back from 1969 !!

(upcoming fossil concert note here....in local area{mine} july 28[?]..

CANNED HEAT & IRON BUTTERFLY !!!!!!
lesee here...
long hair *
tie-dye *
V-W Bus * (need to borrow this one)
misc. pharmacuticals * (at my age, Advil & Rolaids count right ?)
old concert-going friends * (at least the ones that still have hearing)


yeah, I'm set, as long as it starts by 1700 hrs....



uncle

:music:

susan28
06-10-2007, 19:48
AWESOME TICKET uncle!! wish i would there i'd be go'n up the country with ya!! :thumbsup:

28 <------ fossil who didn't stop collecting records in college and now needs own room for them.. :shocked:

WELL i'd woken up a little late from my pre-8:40 catnap and feared/craved disciplinary action upon arriving tonight but see i'm not the only one who is tardy, so we might have to move the entire event to the Dungeon.. sammi, STAT!!

VN350X10
06-10-2007, 20:51
I'll see if I can boost a bootleg.....with so many hearing aids in the audience, they prolly won't notice another mic in the joint. Going to be outdoors at a local (grass) airstrip anyhow. Volume gonna be up there !!


Oh, susan, you're not tardy tonight, the generator just wouldn't start before you got here anyhow !

uncle


:winkie:

Bullman
06-10-2007, 21:31
Well, I was so tied up in my festivities I missed my 8:40 p.m. posting. But.... 2 years ago at 8:40 p.m. EDT (which was actually 7:40 p.m. CDT, but now we live on the east coast) Sarah was born, she is sort of an 8:40 p.m. mascot I guess. She had a big birthday, made a good haul. Of course, since her birthday is 6/10, one of these days she will have to have a 610 for a birthday gift.

VN350X10
06-10-2007, 22:09
Official Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon response team ready......


Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday to You,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SARAH,

Happy Birthday to You !

(and now IN key)


:birthdaysong:



(uncle will start search for 610)

susan28
06-10-2007, 22:13
Happy Birthday Sarah, enjoy the Terrible Two's! :banana:

congrats Papa Bull..

engineer151515
06-11-2007, 08:43
Originally posted by Bullman
.......... She had a big birthday, made a good haul. Of course, since her birthday is 6/10, one of these days she will have to have a 610 for a birthday gift.

Very Kool

Happy B-day Sarah Bullman. :supergrin:

G33
06-11-2007, 10:41
:cake: :wave: :woohoo:

samurairabbi
06-12-2007, 02:44
INSURRECTION POSTSCRIPT:

The HBO people are ecstatic! They landed a rating TWO FULL RATING POINTS over their target! They asked the Dungeon to throw a rebellion every weekend! We declined; that frequent an insurrection would make it passe', and it would interrupt the partying continuity within the Resort facility. The HBO bigshots acknowledged the wisdom of our thinking.

One unplanned event did strike a particularly resonant chord with the viewers. The generosity of the 10-Ring combatants in sharing their field rations with the huddled Dungeon prisoners late in the day during the counterattack to relieve the beleagured 10-Ring airdropped forces was especially appreciated by the viewing audience. The sight of Dungeon AND Penthouse sharing the beer, wine, scotch, bourbon, cognac, hors' dourves, lobster, filet mignon, and sauteed Dover Sole the 10-Ringers produced from their field packs (contrary to the MREs that Americans are accustomed to seeing troops consuming) was inspirational! It brought back a sort-of WWII North Africa Desert Rats versus Afrika Korp nostalgia transcending the suffering and horror of war shtick. The Dungeon combatants truly appreciate the superb generosity of this gesture from the 10-Ring faithful!

Bullman
06-12-2007, 04:24
Man, those HBO guys are easy.:supergrin:

G33
06-12-2007, 07:09
Word.



P.S. Monkey Boy!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

susan28
06-12-2007, 07:20
"The HBO bigshots acknowledged the wisdom of our thinking".

uncle, check the key, i think this may be a parellel universe
:shocked:

VN350X10
06-12-2007, 16:35
I'm on it Suze.....


Rabbi, what kind of a performance BONUS will be forthcoming from the chumps,er, HBO execs? With a greater than requested output, they should fork over a greater than promised renumeration.

If they refuse, it should be pointed out to them that we have the same capability to trounce them, except it WON'T be a display battle !!!
:patriot:


uncle

EASTTEXGLOCKER
06-12-2007, 19:59
Captain Kirk to Mr Spock ,yes Captain it does seem most logical . Captain KIRK yes MR. SPOCK I HAVE JUST SURMISED WHAT I BELIEVE it was Captain Kirk!! Captain kirk !!! (Spock)I was sure like million to one, know if I can JUST FIND the Captain.
to be continued next next next ..........:

VN350X10
06-12-2007, 21:39
susan28, your logic appears to be correct, as usual. Definately a paralell universe, inhabited by inferior, but still intelligent beings, perhaps a few hundred thousand years lower on the evolutionary ladder.

I was able to locate them, using the time warp function (AND able to leave Dr. Frankenfurter behind again!) with TARDIS functioning normally this time.

On a time warp note, has anyone seen Mongo ? I haven't been able to locate him since the necessary repairs were completed to the time portal access area. Could we have lost him someplace ? I am rather concerned, as his input on a couple of new recipe's is needed for the Lagoon Cookbook.

Engineer151515, wasn't he with your work detail ? That's where he said he was headed after the last Dungeon plumbing task was completed.

uncle


:ufo: :trek:

EddieMossberg
06-12-2007, 21:46
I'm... scared:worried: I ate too much ice cream. Put me back in my bed, I keep burping. How come I'm the only one at the bus stop, is it here just for me? Who are you?

VN350X10
06-12-2007, 21:51
You'll be........fine.......Eddie, we can deposit you at your proper Time/Space co-ordinates on our way past.

(susan28, go fire up TARDIS)




uncle

:animlol:

EddieMossberg
06-12-2007, 21:58
OK.. but I must warn you, I just ate a mountain of ice cream with marshmallow snow.. and burped up a forest, where I am now stuck. I can see a bus at a bus stop, but I can't get on it. I don't know where it goes. I just want them to put me back in my bed.:tongueout:

VN350X10
06-12-2007, 22:05
Don't get on that bus Eddie, you don't want to go where it's headed anyhow. You want the NEXT bus.
That's assuming you really want to get back in your own little bed.

Was it chocolate ice cream by any chance ?

You might need a bit more assistance if it wasn't.


uncle:alien:

EddieMossberg
06-12-2007, 22:10
It was rocky road;) , I.. the bus is a Grey Hound, it's going far away I think, my bed is back up into the dark sky with my legs. Half of my body is there now, but they wont let me fully return. They keep motioning with their hands to get on the bus. I can't understand what they are saying, it's like a dream or something.

Am I in the wrong forum for this?:rofl:

G33
06-12-2007, 22:12
:wavey:

EddieMossberg
06-12-2007, 22:20
Let's do the Time Warp again! It's just a jump to the left..:banana:

EddieMossberg
06-12-2007, 22:39
Have you seen my boy? He's the talk of the neighborhood!

susan28
06-12-2007, 23:14
(placing Eddie's Mossberg onto the Tardis's shotgun rack, leading him to his quarters, where an N-Sweat drip awaits..) in a few hours he'll be right as rain.. well, by Penthouse standards anyway :rofl:

EddieMossberg
06-12-2007, 23:34
N-Sweat? Uh... no, just let me and my monkey be! Besides, I'm all gassy, I need to hang in the outer rec area. By the fan.*poot* Oops, sorry!

Ps. I'm ok now, Sally is gone!

susan28
06-13-2007, 00:03
i took a sally thru the alley once.. she robbed me!

Eddie, dear, your mother is calling..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/gorilla_woman.jpg

EddieMossberg
06-13-2007, 00:13
Gawd, I thought I'd never see that dang photo again.(Hangs head in shame) I haven't seen her since that day in Denver... With HIM!

samurairabbi
06-13-2007, 02:31
Originally posted by VN350X10 On a time warp note, has anyone seen Mongo ? I haven't been able to locate him since the necessary repairs were completed to the time portal access area. Could we have lost him someplace ? I am rather concerned, as his input on a couple of new recipe's is needed for the Lagoon Cookbook.

Engineer151515, wasn't he with your work detail ? That's where he said he was headed after the last Dungeon plumbing task was completed.
Mongo has been on detached duty as part of the 10-Ring Resort effort to bring a Cabela's store to the Indianapolis area. It seems his effort is about to be successful; more on this imminent story as it develops.

G33
06-13-2007, 03:14
Cabela's!
:hearts:

samurairabbi
06-13-2007, 20:46
Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi, what kind of a performance BONUS will be forthcoming from the chumps,er, HBO execs? With a greater than requested output, they should fork over a greater than promised renumeration.

If they refuse, it should be pointed out to them that we have the same capability to trounce them, except it WON'T be a display battle !!!
Unkle, you may forgo any concern about additional remuneration by HBO for their ratings bonus. Today they steered us toward significant grant money which will enable us to enormously expand the service level of the Dungeon Linguistics Unit, the Dungeon Semantics Evaluation Team, and the Dungeon Historical Research Division. Now 10-Ringers deficient in accounting understanding (pardon my redundancy) may contend that the DUNGEON is getting all the benefit of the ratings bonus payment, but please be assured that our nefarious accounting allocation people will subtly and skillfully ensure that the 10-Ring operations will derive massive benefit after we "reallocate" the income FROM the Dungeon units TO to the various ongoing 10-Ring debauchery activities (again, pardon my redundancy). Unlike a certain New Orleans congressman, WE know how to cleanly cover our tracks in laundering money! I mean, c'mon, cash in the FREEZER of all places! We Dungeon types were beyond THAT after our first week of embezzlement training!

Additionally, there is no need for threats of physical action to enforce these supplemental payments. The HBO types got accustomed to the Lagoon parties; they want to keep things mellow so they can continue their participation.

VN350X10
06-13-2007, 22:19
Oh, very well Rabbi, it's just that after missing this years prarie-dog safari to S.D. uncle really needs some "action".

On the financial note, will there be a change in the embezzelment rate to account for a cost-of-partying increase ?




Dear susan, you might be so kind as to explain to Eddie just what "N"Sweat is. He dearly seems to be confused. Perhaps G33 could assist & make it a joint effort ? As far as the "bus" that was coming for him, the sensors on TARDIS indicated that it was, in fact, a Borg scout vessel. It has been summerly dispatched to an area of the universe where it can cause no further harm. I'm REALLY having fun with TARDIS, & moreso as I become more familiar with the onboard systems. Gotta love the new power cells ! YEE......HAW !!!!!!


uncle

samurairabbi
06-13-2007, 22:32
Originally posted by VN350X10
Oh, very well Rabbi, it's just that after missing this years prarie-dog safari to S.D. uncle really needs some "action".

On the financial note, will there be a change in the embezzelment rate to account for a cost-of-partying increase ?

One possibility for "action": draw a bead on 9/40 shooters who haven't paid their bar tabs - just a thought.

Embezzlement rate will be held steady at the standard 39%; improvements in administrative and operational efficiencies make an increase unnecessary. Hey, we are pro's down here in the Dungeon!

VN350X10
06-13-2007, 22:51
Got to be a bit careful about that....when operating undercover, I commonly use a 9 or a 40 to hide my true identity !


If you contact Mongo, tell him I'm working on a new addition to the Dungeon kitchen equipment. I'm in proscess of constructing a "Texas Style" cooker/smoker/grill.
I've got input from another "GT'r" who used to do BBQ Competition down in TX; given the avaliability of a resident expert technician the project should go smoothly, if not quickly. Many items need to be acquired/fabricated for the project,so it will be a bit. If Mongo has any special requests or ideas for input, have him contact me either directly, or thru Vlad.

uncle:grill:

susan28
06-14-2007, 00:44
Eddie, N*ppleSweat Lager = 10Ring's in-house brew, popular among the natives :)

EddieMossberg
06-14-2007, 05:45
Lager, ohhhhhhhhh!....http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9808/dumbanddumbererzp8.th.jpg (http://img408.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dumbanddumbererzp8.jpg)http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5526/4490722200x150ql6.th.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4490722200x150ql6.jpg):tongueout:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1760/spaceshipkz1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2076/bus20crash20firesmallil9.th.jpg (http://img402.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bus20crash20firesmallil9.jpg) Thanks, VN350X10, they had it coming!

PS. I just learned how to post pics yesterday..:supergrin:

G33
06-14-2007, 17:18
Monkey Boy!:tongueout:

susan28
06-14-2007, 18:14
oooooohhh Eddie monkey'd early... the DNA is thick on this one :laughabove:

EddieMossberg
06-14-2007, 18:34
Originally posted by G33
Monkey Boy!:tongueout:

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/58/gorilla1024x768qz0.jpg[/URL]




Whoa, hold on, I'm a monkey man!





Um, I'm gonna start working out next week! Pass the N*Sweat!

EddieMossberg
06-14-2007, 18:38
Originally posted by susan28
oooooohhh Eddie monkey'd early... the DNA is thick on this one :laughabove:


Oh, and this is you......http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1844/funny17jp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

















http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/1110/04fk1.gif (http://imageshack.us)
*Ahem* Any questions?

Tazz10m
06-16-2007, 00:39
Eddie, you're a sick puppy... i mean "monkey"... i'm not sure the dna removal proceeedure is going to be enough to help you with your needs...



Sammy, code red... get the team to guard the pool, lagoon, and spa... and anything else that has water in it... oh, S...! The air... guard that too!

Hey... i know... maybe take him for a little tour of the Monkey Pool..............yeah... that's it... that's the ticket... the Monkey Pool...

Hey Eddie... want to go for a really fun trip to see the Monkey Pool??? It's really cool... there's naked monkeys swimming there... and it's really easy to get them turned on!

susan28
06-16-2007, 09:59
now rolling in DNA is one thing, but accusing me of being a Vatican spy? i categorically deny this and have no recollection of my activities in Rome last year..

VN350X10
06-16-2007, 11:23
To help uphold susan28's reputation as being not a spy, I hereby offer my services to inspect VERY CAREFULLY under her covers, er, a,... cover...



uncle

:therapy:

samurairabbi
06-16-2007, 15:05
Originally posted by VN350X10 To help uphold susan28's reputation as being not a spy, I hereby offer my services to inspect VERY CAREFULLY under her covers, er, a,... cover...
Should be an interesting inspection, Unkle. That photo shows some Michael-Jordan-level tongue action!

EddieMossberg
06-16-2007, 19:06
Originally posted by Tazz10m

Hey Eddie... want to go for a really fun trip to see the Monkey Pool??? It's really cool... there's naked monkeys swimming there... and it's really easy to get them turned on!
Hi Tazz, I appreciate the offer, it sounds nice but that's what got me into trouble before...

Oh and Susan, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that pic was from that costume party that one time!;) *chicken dances in a circle* *moonwalks* *superstar*

Sorry for the spastic dancing, I do that when I'm nervous...
*thinks...what have I gotten myself into?*:worried:

susan28
06-17-2007, 15:01
it don't really matter, what dance you choose to do, the only thing that matters is your *attitude* ..

the situation, Eddie, is that you're covered in monkey spunk and that's affecting your judgment. the 10-Ring resort complex, like all utopias, is not without its black sheep (pardon my redundancy), and ours is a rogue monkey that pounces on anyone who happens to make the first post on a new page and covers them in DNA.

but we, with our technological prowess, our obsession with efficiency and a deeply damaged sense of common decency, have devised some delightfully debauched rituals to effect the removal of said DNA, involving a bevvy of beautiful removal techs under the skilled supervision of G33, Chief Discipline officer, Penthouse Pet/Pimp (watch the mood ring for status du jour) , and Borg/Pirate Fleet Liason to the Dungeon Facility. the nature and configuration of the removal techs and apparatus for each session are based upon Geesie's assessment of the subject after lengthy pre-session interrogation and any special staff or procedural requests are solely at her discretion.


you'll feel disoriented here til you have your session, then all will become clear. don't delay, procrastination only makes Mongo restless, and we try not to do that as he is the keeper of the Cubans.. no, no, the cigars, silly, not the hostages.. there are no hostages.. the cigars are not rolled by hostages.. the Pirate Fleet plucked them out of international waters fair amd square :tongueout:

VN350X10
06-17-2007, 15:12
susan, you've taken all of the suspense & fun out of this....
I was just going to wrap the boy in chains & tell him he was being left for G33's personal abusement, er, that is, aMusement.

uncle



(note to Eddie...that pic of the bus in flames was just a hologram. despite my avaliable plethora of toys & gadgects, I would NEVER condone violence against the BORG. It's just such fun to mess with their cold, machinistic, methodical, logical minds with something il-logical. Being smart enough to mess with them is alone fun. And messing with them at a quantum level is a real trip !

Also, I would never engage in any activity against them that could cause physical harm, due to my personal infatuation with Seven of Nine. She's MY ultimate "pin-up" girl.:hearts:




uncle

G33
06-17-2007, 17:57
:tempted:

EddieMossberg
06-17-2007, 19:15
Ewww, not again with the monkey spunk. Darn, every Sunday. No please don't restrain me, please don't, Oh no, please don't. Yeah uh...don't. Oh OK, go ahead!
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3810/girlandmonkeysmallerme6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
PS. I seem to have misplaced my shades?

G33
06-17-2007, 21:21
Originally posted by EddieMossberg
Ewww, not again with the monkey spunk. Darn, every Sunday. No please don't restrain me, please don't, Oh no, please don't. Yeah uh...don't. Oh OK, go ahead!
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3810/girlandmonkeysmallerme6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
PS. I seem to have misplaced my shades?


:supergrin: :supergrin:

Bullman
06-17-2007, 21:36
Seems like I remember it taking me a while to actually figure out what a monkey was. but I figured it out after a couple of sessions:supergrin:

VN350X10
06-17-2007, 21:38
Bullman, he's not even sure about "N"Sweat Lager yet.


uncle

EddieMossberg
06-17-2007, 21:49
It's getting a little bit close, but I might be able to squeeze this in...http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9633/gotmonkeyhatjpggd2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)..... G33, I had to add that photo to my monkey folder, thank you!

VN350X10
06-17-2007, 21:52
Looks like she's got "Lagoon Girl" potential.

Inform Tazz that need for an "interview" might be forthcoming.



cc:Tazz10mm


uncle

samurairabbi
06-17-2007, 21:56
Originally posted by EddieMossberg
It's getting a little bit close, but I might be able to squeeze this in...http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9633/gotmonkeyhatjpggd2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I think Eddie will do all right in this outfit!

EddieMossberg
06-17-2007, 22:05
Originally posted by Bullman
Seems like I remember it taking me a while to actually figure out what a monkey was. but I figured it out after a couple of sessions:supergrin:
I admit I'm still confused... but what I'm not getting is why does anyone think being the monkey boy is a bad thing? Hmm?
































Did I monkey again?????:rofl:*Edited to add* Darn it!

VN350X10
06-17-2007, 22:07
Not yet Eddie, not YET !



uncle


(note here....this boy needs a "N"Sweat Lager STAT)

u.

Bullman
06-17-2007, 22:11
It isn't a bad thing, necessarily. I have found it can get me in a bind at times with Mrs. Bullman,(that svelte little jersey) that is unless she is performing the removal herself:supergrin:

VN350X10
06-17-2007, 22:13
Still gets a bit testy there Bullman ?

uncle

Bullman
06-18-2007, 04:21
Some, she is fond of the testes you know:supergrin:

susan28
06-18-2007, 07:57
it's not just any monkey, Eddie.. this is a very *evil* monkey, which of course endears us to him and is probably why we keep him around, and as his rambunctiousness is an integral part of one of our most cherished rituals, his place here is secure..

oneday, though, he will need an heir, so you might wish to chat with him about that next time he's.. umm.. preparing you for dna removal :freak:

Tazz10m
06-18-2007, 09:17
Oh, Susan.... come hereeeee spunky girl..... i got some-thing spe-cial for youuuu.... :banana:

:supergrin:

G33
06-18-2007, 09:56
Like sand through an hour glass..
Days of our lives...
:animlol:

engineer151515
06-18-2007, 10:00
I wonder ....


Just thinking out loud.


But


My nerdy engineering mind compels me ......

With the cages left over from the cage matches.....



I wonder if it is possible to cage the evil monkey?



hmmmmmmmm.......

Bullman
06-18-2007, 12:51
The DNA removal sessions are getting to be such a popular thing I don't know if anyone want's that little bugger caged up. I guess we could ask around.:supergrin:

Tazz10m
06-18-2007, 19:00
Paris doesn't seem to mind. As a matter of fact she told me she particularly likes the dna removal sessions.

http://www.tvrobot.com/star-photos/paris-hilton-tv-robot.jpg

Yes, i know she has been seen crying and making a big scene, but that was all for publicity... and yes, i know about her getting out early, but that was so she could get a bag of... ooops... forget that... i don't know why she got out... but she's back in now for a touch and enjoying every minute of it!

EddieMossberg
06-18-2007, 19:43
Originally posted by susan28
it's not just any monkey, Eddie.. this is a very *evil* monkey, which of course endears us to him and is probably why we keep him around, and as his rambunctiousness is an integral part of one of our most cherished rituals, his place here is secure..

oneday, though, he will need an heir, so you might wish to chat with him about that next time he's.. umm.. preparing you for dna removal :freak:

I will, that sounds like a good idea. You know I've always had a "warm place" for an affectionate monkey... Heart, warm heart, that is what I said right? http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/854/funnymonkey1ba7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Come're you big hairy *spies Susan out of the corner of eye* Nothing, I wasn't saying anything!:supergrin:

susan28
06-18-2007, 20:36
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Oh, Susan.... come hereeeee spunky girl..... i got some-thing spe-cial for youuuu.... :banana:

:supergrin:

hehehee oops i seem to have activated the universal attractor :)

EddieMossberg
06-18-2007, 21:45
Originally posted by susan28
[B]it's not just any monkey, Eddie.. this is a very *evil* monkey, /B]
Hmm... he seems like an ok monkey to me, I mean just look at this...http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3180/26mongotg3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)...evil or great guy?

susan28
06-19-2007, 08:16
so *that's* what Mongo's been up to during all those unexplained disappearances.. he's so modest, saving the world but wanting only to be known as a humble smuggler cum mace-wielding gourmet..

but Mongo not monkey, Mongo 10-Ring chef, monkey simply not mess with Mongo because monkey value own DNA and similarity in appearance and behaviour make people think they related..

G33
06-19-2007, 08:25
Mongo saving me again.
:hearts: :hearts:

samurairabbi
06-19-2007, 15:25
Permit me the temerity to interrupt all the "monkey business" discussion with an administrative issue: the 8:40PM thread is approaching TWO milestones! That's right, we're coming up on the seven thousandth post AND the three hundred thousandth hit! Truly two magnificient milestones! The Dungeon Crew is soliciting ideas for thematic celebrations; get your ideas in during any break from your continually debauched 10-Ringer condition (pardon my redundancy).

Tazz10m
06-19-2007, 16:49
Oh, look what time it is... time for another beer.

samurairabbi
06-19-2007, 19:07
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Oh, look what time it is... time for another beer.
Everyone should believe in SOMETHING.








I believe I'll have another drink.

EddieMossberg
06-19-2007, 19:23
Originally posted by susan28
so *that's* what Mongo's been up to during all those unexplained disappearances.. he's so modest, saving the world but wanting only to be known as a humble smuggler cum mace-wielding gourmet..

but Mongo not monkey, Mongo 10-Ring chef, monkey simply not mess with Mongo because monkey value own DNA and similarity in appearance and behaviour make people think they related..
Ok, Ok, I'm getting there, slowly but surely. Thanks for enlightening me. Tell you what, I invite all of you to get some grub.
Those of us that are off duty, that is..http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8581/fdhmh8.png (http://imageshack.us):)

VN350X10
06-19-2007, 22:32
I'm glad that SOMEBODY'S seen MONGO lately, he's missed 4 planning sessions for the 10-Ring BBQ design study, without his input, this thing just might not fly.

susan28, with all the action coming after you here lately, if you feel the need to disapear for a while, the KEY is in it's usual spot. Currently @ 99.2% power factor, so it's good to go. We can recharge when you get back; Perhaps a "shopping" trip ?

uncle

samurairabbi
06-20-2007, 11:01
The Dungeon Statistical Tracking Service has given me some amazing news: the 8:40PM thread has had 685 hits in the last 20 hours!

We're not just a thread. We're a MOVEMENT!

VN350X10
06-20-2007, 22:17
We have Pepto-Bismal for that Rabbi.......

samurairabbi
06-20-2007, 22:21
Originally posted by VN350X10
We have Pepto-Bismal for that Rabbi.......
I was thinking more along the lines of Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant ...

VN350X10
06-20-2007, 22:26
Rabbi, you & I were hanging around Alice's for so long, we remember when it was barely a Diner !

"anything you want...."

:eat:

samurairabbi
06-20-2007, 22:31
Originally posted by VN350X10
"anything you want...."

:eat:
" ... except Alice ... "

VN350X10
06-20-2007, 22:35
THAT:WAS:THE:APPROPRIATE:REPLY:

LABRYINTH:ACCESS:GRANTED:


:pumpkin:

samurairabbi
06-20-2007, 23:27
Originally posted by VN350X10
THAT:WAS:THE:APPROPRIATE:REPLY:

LABRYINTH:ACCESS:GRANTED:


:pumpkin:
Thank you, Unkle. Your most gracious decision is truly appreciated!

Perhaps we can associate THAT classic exchange with another: "What is the true airspeed of a swallow?"

G33
06-21-2007, 09:57
African or European?
:supergrin: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
06-21-2007, 10:05
Originally posted by G33
African or European?
:supergrin: :supergrin:
Duh! I don't know ... AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

EddieMossberg
06-22-2007, 19:25
Heloooooooooo?!?

EddieMossberg
06-22-2007, 19:26
Oh no, not again! Ughhhh, gross, not in my.... why do you have too...AHHHH!.. *gargle**gargle**choke**cough* Not even a hug?*sniffle*





















Sorry, I couldn't resist!



:rofl:

G33
06-23-2007, 03:41
:tbo: :whip:

G33
06-24-2007, 14:55
:tongueout:

EddieMossberg
06-24-2007, 21:57
:supergrin:

EddieMossberg
06-24-2007, 22:09
G, Uncle, Susan, Bull, anyone? It's awfully quiet.... Is anyone out there? Uh oh, I think I'm in crazy world again....
I can't move... I'm flat, it's, no not this again. I can see the 7-11 sign, so I must be close to the front door. People keep walking on me, they keep stepping on my chest as they open the door. It hurts. The door always scrapes my left knee as it opens and then settles on my throat. I can't breath until the door closes every time. I feel as though I have become the sidewalk, it's scary and painful. I can't move...

Oh man, I think I'm back. I wish I would stop having these crazy nightmares. It's like an interdimensional timewarp, but I don't set the co-ordinates.

Anyway, la dee da.. did I just say all that out loud?:zipmouth::tongueout:

engineer151515
06-25-2007, 09:10
Part of that is caused by the new sound insulating foam installed in the Brewery of the Dungeon.

It was part of the Insurrection preparations but now the whole place is quieter than what we are accustomed to.

samurairabbi
06-25-2007, 23:18
Less than 1400 hits to go as we approach the big Three-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero celebration. All you lascivious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) should have your celebration special requests submitted to the Dungeon Administrative Coordinator by noon Wednesday. You know ... NOON ... when it is light outside, and BOTH of Mickey's hands are pointed straight up!

samurairabbi
06-26-2007, 22:54
750 hits to go! All special requests submitted so far for the celebration have been implemented (although on a couple of them, we are not sure if the human body has enough flexibility to do THAT!) Anyway, we lowly (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Administrative Peons are ready for the last moment requests that the salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) may present as we approach the Wednesday noon administrative deadline.

G33
06-27-2007, 10:15
Gear up!
:supergrin:

G33
06-27-2007, 10:16
Or down...:animlol:















Thanks to Mongo for help on pics.:hearts:

samurairabbi
06-27-2007, 13:58
As we continue the celebration on the run-up to the 300,000th hit, permit me to request that we assist the poor wandering AR-15.com'ers who have been cut off from their home site for almost 24 hours. Make them feel welcome here at the Lagoon as they wait for their home to recover.

Tazz10m
06-27-2007, 19:00
Originally posted by samurairabbi
As we continue the celebration on the run-up to the 300,000th hit, permit me to request that we assist the poor wandering AR-15.com'ers who have been cut off from their home site for almost 24 hours. Make them feel welcome here at the Lagoon as they wait for their home to recover.


Better make some more beer.

Oh yeah, and we better get more girls... yeah... more girls... Hot Chicky Chicky Babes, to be more exact...

Sammy, did ya get those beer lines chill'n proper yet? Warm beer ain't gonna cut it... better make sure they can maintain keep'n up with chill'n the massive flow. And remember, we got the 4th of July Party coming up... GOT to be ready!

samurairabbi
06-27-2007, 19:13
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Sammy, did ya get those beer lines chill'n proper yet? Warm beer ain't gonna cut it... better make sure they can maintain keep'n up with chill'n the massive flow. And remember, we got the 4th of July Party coming up... GOT to be ready!
Now, now, Tazz! OF COURSE the beer lines are chill'n proper! That's what we provide for our 39% cut: comprehensive service! Of course, you myopic 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) like to harp on the 18 second overrun on the chilled beer pipeline changeover when the line pig got stuck, but C'MON!, that situation has not recurred! Compared to the scandal of the 40S&W snapcaps appearing on the underground range firing line, 18 seconds is NOTHING!

samurairabbi
06-27-2007, 19:52
Listen up, you 10-Ring cretins! (Pardon my redundancy.) AR15.com is back up, but many of the "refugees" now partying in the Lagoon are pretending to be unaware of this; they like being part of the action here!

My advice: play along with their "ignorance". They are a fun crew, and perhaps we can do some recruiting.

samurairabbi
06-28-2007, 02:54
Three Hundred Thousand hits!

Let the celebration continue.

Tazz10m
06-28-2007, 11:41
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Now, now, Tazz! OF COURSE the beer lines are chill'n proper! That's what we provide for our 39% cut: comprehensive service! Of course, you myopic 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) like to harp on the 18 second overrun on the chilled beer pipeline changeover when the line pig got stuck, but C'MON!, that situation has not recurred! Compared to the scandal of the 40S&W snapcaps appearing on the underground range firing line, 18 seconds is NOTHING!

I was not refering to the time i got stuck in the beer line during changeover, i was refering to the fact that all the beer lines need to be able to handle at least double the peak demand flow of the peak projected need... which, i remind you, doubles everytime our parties are merely mentioned in casual conversation among the movers and shakers of this world.

engineer151515
06-28-2007, 12:31
Originally posted by Tazz10m
I......... all the beer lines need to be able to handle at least double the peak demand flow of the peak projected need... ........


[engineering mind says.....]

Double the flow. Four times the pressure drop. Pumps will be straining with the demand. Motors into service factor overload. Reset the breakers. Tie down the pressure relief valves!

PUSH! PUSH! ITS FOR THE N*SWEAT!

Tazz10m
06-28-2007, 15:29
Originally posted by engineer151515
[engineering mind says.....]

Double the flow. Four times the pressure drop. Pumps will be straining with the demand. Motors into service factor overload. Reset the breakers. Tie down the pressure relief valves!

PUSH! PUSH! ITS FOR THE N*SWEAT!

If we utilize the weight of the bulk N*Sweat brewing tanks by "standing" them on pistons that put constant pressure on the flow lines we can prepressurize the lines and thereby eliminate the extra motors, pumps, and other related equipment we would otherwise need and... take a bunch of stress off the pumps, etc., we are already using. On top of all that (pun intended) the electricity savings will put more than a significant amount of money in my... ooops... i mean... our pockets.

Green manufacturing at its best!

As for the "PUSH! PUSH!" part... i whole heartedly agree!

samurairabbi
06-28-2007, 20:51
Originally posted by Tazz10m
I was not refering to the time i got stuck in the beer line during changeover ...
Tazz, I humbly grovel, plead, beg, and implore your forgiveness for my unforgivable oversight in failing to note this extraordinary circumstance! While I knew that a hung-over 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) was the clog in the beer line that day, I did not realize that it was you, our fearless and exalted leader! I shall get the Dungeon Propaganda And Publicity Section on this, pronto! This can add enormous lustre to the image of the 10-Ring and its fearless leadership.

VN350X10
06-28-2007, 21:52
I really don't think you should sweat this Rabbi, after all, it was Tazz, and of all of the 10-Ringers, HE should know better !! I mean REALLY...

Apparently my computer hook up as a wireless doesn't work well while in TARDIS. I seem to have missed the previous page entirely, and I was only about 8.2 million parsecs away from home. Probably needs more power....or more "N"Sweat Lager.

G33, is Mongo avaliable? Or do you have him preforming "tasks" that require his complete & total attention ?

If possible, I could use his help on a small matter of the Lagoon Kitchen.


uncle

G33
06-28-2007, 22:15
Mongo can multi-task.
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Tazz10m
06-29-2007, 09:16
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz, I humbly grovel, plead, beg, and implore your forgiveness for my unforgivable oversight in failing to note this extraordinary circumstance! While I knew that a hung-over 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) was the clog in the beer line that day, I did not realize that it was you, our fearless and exalted leader! I shall get the Dungeon Propaganda And Publicity Section on this, pronto! This can add enormous lustre to the image of the 10-Ring and its fearless leadership.

I forgive you... now, kiss the ring...

The truth is that i was not hung-over... i just love great beer. There was a job that needed to be done and i figured i was about the right size and shape... ok... and i was thirsty... and... did i tell you i love great beer? Well, (yes, deep subject, i know) you've heard of "Bock" beer and "Dopple Bock", well... i was going for some "Line Bock"... and it was good... i got stuck because i forgot to leave my Glock behind before climbing into the tube. It's all good, though, it was worth the struggle... my Glock is fine... and i got to lap up that much more FRESH Line Bock ( * ) Sweat. And... well... more truth be told... i would do it again... CALL ME A LINE PIG, BABY!:rofl:

VN350X10
06-29-2007, 21:57
Tazz's got to be the only one I know who's ring is in the shape of a tapper.....






with a churchkey for a pinkie ring on the other hand .


:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :drink:

PhuzzyGnu
06-29-2007, 22:04
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Spam e-mail.

-p.

VN350X10
06-29-2007, 22:13
Oh dear....the time-space-continuim seems to have a vortex warp again.

Attention....All Units of the 10-RING linguistics correction team, we have a code DOUBLE Red on the page.

Request complete team respond STAT



I will enter TARDIS & see if any outside corrective measures may be implimented.


uncle :frown:

samurairabbi
06-30-2007, 00:27
Originally posted by VN350X10
Oh dear....the time-space-continuim seems to have a vortex warp again.

Attention....All Units of the 10-RING linguistics correction team, we have a code DOUBLE Red on the page.

Request complete team respond STAT

A question, Unkle: Is your alert notice to the 10-RING linguistics correction team also applicable to the DUNGEON Linguistics Unit? Do we now have competition in what has been our exclusive fiefdom? It DOES bring up some hilarious images, however: visualize an inebriated 10-Ringer (Pardon my redundancy) trying to conjugate an obscure irregular English verb. Also, many of the Dungeon Linguistics regulars are, at this moment, engaged in therapy run by the Lagoon Hostesses; we LIKE Lagoon Hostess theraputic rehab sessions! Unless you SPECIFICALLY request the Dungeon Crew, we will ignore your summons and stay with the Hostesses. We ain't crazy!

VN350X10
06-30-2007, 15:10
Rabbi, please forgive my incorrect terminology:::It was a holdover from the previous Insurrection Terminology Handbook whereas ALL units were refered to as 10-RING "___________ _____________" .

It is definitely the assistance of the Dungeon Linguistics Unit that is required in this happenstance.
The others can be used as a libation retreval group, making sure that all attendees have an adequate supply of cold beverage.

I may need to transfer temporarily the DNA removal chamber staff to TARDIS, as even I cannot be in 2 seperate places at the same time. And I REALLY need a session due to things that are happening here.


uncle

G33
06-30-2007, 20:10
Done...and Done!
:supergrin: :banana:

VN350X10
06-30-2007, 21:05
:banana: thank you:banana:

G33
07-01-2007, 02:03
Originally posted by PhuzzyGnu
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Spam e-mail.

-p.

Well...ya!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-01-2007, 09:49
Originally posted by G33
Well...ya!
:supergrin: :supergrin:
Actually, Gee-Twee-Twee, we may have an opportunity here. It is possible that we have become TOO dependent on Tazz for producing the continual stream of incoherent psychotic rant that is a hallmark of the 10-Ring Resort experience to the outside world that continues to observe us with jealous interest. The various Dungeon groups that have a hand in the 10-Ring propoganda effort believe THIS newbie has potential! With him on board, Tazz can devote more time to maintaining the lascivious licentious salacious sleazeball persona which has inspired the Lagoon regulars over these many years!

I request you cultivate the talent of this newly discovered wack-o, and cement him firmly into the 10-Ring pantheon. You know, maybe a chamber session or two, listen to his meandering monologues with the adoring look worthy of a presidential candidate's spouse, introduce him around the Lagoon, etc. You know: the 1ST CLASS resort treatment!

VN350X10
07-01-2007, 10:03
Now Rabbi, you understand my urgent request for the Linguistics Unit....This entrant's propensity for incoherent rambling & exotic blathering FAR exceesd poor uncle's meager linguistic understanding level. I must content myself to the more rational, less charismatic dronings of a technical, logical sort, being that at heart I'm not a romantic, but rather a realist.

uncle




note to G33:

:banana: thanks again !:banana:

G33
07-01-2007, 11:32
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Actually, Gee-Twee-Twee, we may have an opportunity here. It is possible that we have become TOO dependent on Tazz for producing the continual stream of incoherent psychotic rant that is a hallmark of the 10-Ring Resort experience to the outside world that continues to observe us with jealous interest. The various Dungeon groups that have a hand in the 10-Ring propoganda effort believe THIS newbie has potential! With him on board, Tazz can devote more time to maintaining the lascivious licentious salacious sleazeball persona which has inspired the Lagoon regulars over these many years!

I request you cultivate the talent of this newly discovered wack-o, and cement him firmly into the 10-Ring pantheon. You know, maybe a chamber session or two, listen to his meandering monologues with the adoring look worthy of a presidential candidate's spouse, introduce him around the Lagoon, etc. You know: the 1ST CLASS resort treatment!

Can do.
:supergrin:

G33
07-01-2007, 11:34
Originally posted by VN350X10
Now Rabbi, you understand my urgent request for the Linguistics Unit....This entrant's propensity for incoherent rambling & exotic blathering FAR exceesd poor uncle's meager linguistic understanding level. I must content myself to the more rational, less charismatic dronings of a technical, logical sort, being that at heart I'm not a romantic, but rather a realist.

uncle




note to G33:

:banana: thanks again !:banana:


Romantic
Realist
Both start with R.
:tempted:

engineer151515
07-01-2007, 11:48
Originally posted by G33
Romantic
Realist
Both start with R.
:tempted:


Engineer ends with "R"


Darn...


:wavey:

G33
07-01-2007, 11:50
Originally posted by engineer151515
Engineer ends with "R"


Darn...


:wavey:

Close enough, ENG.
:supergrin: :wavey:

samurairabbi
07-01-2007, 13:26
Originally posted by G33
Romantic
Realist
Both start with R.
:tempted:
Samurairabbi has TWO r's. Does that rate me your "special" treatment?

G33
07-01-2007, 14:28
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Samurairabbi has TWO r's. Does that rate me your "special" treatment?

O K A Y....
I see where this is going.
:supergrin: :animlol: :wavey:

samurairabbi
07-01-2007, 16:23
Originally posted by G33
O K A Y....
I see where this is going.
:supergrin: :animlol: :wavey:
True enough, Twee-Twee. But remember ... YOU control the traffic signals!

VN350X10
07-01-2007, 20:14
I just hope that G33's driving the train......

samurairabbi
07-01-2007, 22:03
Originally posted by VN350X10
I just hope that G33's driving the train......
Dibs on shotgun! ...

VN350X10
07-01-2007, 22:06
Rabbi, on a train, the "shotgun" position is called a "fireman"

uncle

VN350X10
07-01-2007, 22:07
Oh yeah, while G33's driving that train, I hope she's dressed in RED !

samurairabbi
07-01-2007, 22:11
Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi, on a train, the "shotgun" position is called a "fireman"

uncle
True, but the Dungeon Linguistics Unit had decided that "Dibs on fireman!" just doesn't cut it.

G33
07-01-2007, 23:20
Originally posted by VN350X10
Oh yeah, while G33's driving that train, I hope she's dressed in RED !


:supergrin:

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G33
07-02-2007, 19:29
Enough words to last me a year.
Jes!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Tazz10m
07-03-2007, 15:37
Cool... i was get'n tired of pretending to be crazy.

Oh, i almost forgot... The Fox Island crab catch is in! Angry with an attitude, too! Claws fresh out of the steamer are being served Mongo/Chinese style at each of our wonderful resturants. I hope you like hot lips!

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VN350X10
07-03-2007, 19:51
You know Tazz, you COULD see your way clear to sending some of those fresh crabs to the midwest div. of the Lagoon ! Or the Dungeon. Either the Rabbi or myself would be happy to provide a critique/review of such a fine item.


uncle





:eat: :eat: :eat:

Tazz10m
07-04-2007, 10:02
Originally posted by VN350X10
You know Tazz, you COULD see your way clear to sending some of those fresh crabs to the midwest div. of the Lagoon ! Or the Dungeon. Either the Rabbi or myself would be happy to provide a critique/review of such a fine item.


uncle

:eat: :eat: :eat:


They are already there, broth'a... they are already there....en mass...:supergrin:

VN350X10
07-04-2007, 10:04
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GROUCH'S & CRABS TAZZ !


uncle:steamed:

Tazz10m
07-04-2007, 14:26
Originally posted by VN350X10
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GROUCH'S & CRABS TAZZ !


uncle:steamed:


Ok................. tell Tazz what happened? Are people getting grouchy because they're worried there are not going to be enough for everyone? Don't worry, or get grouchy... there's plenty!

Somebody, quick, get that man a beer!

VN350X10
07-04-2007, 14:37
I haven't seen the fresh crabs yet, and YES, I'm out of beer.....


The "N"Sweat Lager pipeline seems to be malfunctioning.....


WE ARE NOT AMUSED !!

engineer151515
07-04-2007, 22:10
Originally posted by VN350X10


The "N"Sweat Lager pipeline seems to be malfunctioning.....





WHAT!



[hits alarm button]


AAAAAA UUUUUU GGGGGGG HHHHHH



AAAAAAA UUUUUU GGGGGGG HHHHHH





Dungeon, Crystal Palace has declared DEFCON 1. Flush the beer lines and ready the kegs for launch.

VN350X10
07-04-2007, 22:16
Note to Engineer151515....

Thank you for looking into this matter so quickly......I've had to make do with Corona for the last 34(and counting) hrs.

At least it was cold.




uncle

samurairabbi
07-04-2007, 22:20
Originally posted by VN350X10 The "N"Sweat Lager pipeline seems to be malfunctioning.....
WE ARE NOT AMUSED !!
Unkle, permit me the temerity to suggest you shift to a more subtly delicate technique when handling the N-Sweat spigot. As in other areas of life, improper technique can make your life one miserable hell!

VN350X10
07-04-2007, 22:24
"When da Brew don't Flow, the Plumbing must GO"

VN350X10
07-04-2007, 22:27
I'd be willing to bet if it was TAZZ'S tapper, the replacement unit would have been installed already.



I hate 1 day Holidays in the middle of the week....they really get me cranked up. Especially when it rains & things break down.


uncle

Tazz10m
07-06-2007, 20:35
Originally posted by VN350X10
I'd be willing to bet if it was TAZZ'S tapper, the replacement unit would have been installed already.



I hate 1 day Holidays in the middle of the week....they really get me cranked up. Especially when it rains & things break down.


uncle


WHAT??? I Thought it was a week long holiday with 1 day in the middle called "The 4th"! Oh well... Hey, what rain?? It hasn't rained here in a week or so and nothing's broke. All the people partying and the tap is still flowing... although we did have to change the keg several times, (in record time each time, i might add). We never did finish lighting off all the fireworks because we had so much. We absolutely SLAUGHTERED the Savages across Brooks Lagoon this year! (hehehe) Well, we had to cuz, admittedly, they absolutely slaughtered us last year, truth be known. And tomorrow... aahhh tomorrow... The party continues at Rocky Lagoon where we get into the REALLY serious fireworks (as if the monster mortars we lit off 15 at a time for 3.5 hours straight weren't serious enough!). This time we have a couple of our gangs licenced professional pyromaniacs doing it with mega monster pro class boomers! You guys out East start looking to the West at about 9:30 10:OO Pacific time and you'll see a show that will make the Areola Borealis blush!:supergrin:

Well, got to go... time to replace the tapper with a new one... the last one just plumb wore out... hey, it's HOT outside!e

Btw, thanks for the tapper, Uncle!:wavey: :banana: :animlol: :rofl:

VN350X10
07-06-2007, 20:40
Tazz,
just for the record......

MapQuest has given me highly detailed driving instructions from my end of the Dungeon directly to the Penthouse......:wavey: !


uncle

samurairabbi
07-06-2007, 21:10
Originally posted by VN350X10
Tazz,
just for the record......

MapQuest has given me highly detailed driving instructions from my end of the Dungeon directly to the Penthouse......:wavey: !


uncle
Interesting ... most of the rest of us lowly (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons are content with GPS!

EddieMossberg
07-06-2007, 21:15
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/7880/audreyheartburnuglythintm0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

VN350X10
07-06-2007, 22:10
Us Lagoon/Dungeon types of the Barbarian perversi,..er,...persuasion, are mostly technically ignorant (TARDIS not withstanding,but it navigates itself) and therefore incapable of understanding the finer points of electronics. (the batteries go WHERE ?)

Thusly, we still have need for the printed word on occasion to help us reach our goals.

Of course, after being directed to a destination, it is then comitted (appropriate word) to long term memory, to be possibly used as a reference for future sojourns. (beer run ?) Or Raids.....(Village Pillaging our Specialty)




uncle

Tazz10m
07-07-2007, 00:59
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Interesting ... most of the rest of us lowly (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons are content with GPS!

That's because the Club bought you the GPS so we in high places (yes, you can take that any way you like) can track your every move... and find you and drag you back when you try to escape!

VN350X10
07-07-2007, 06:39
That's the other thing.....

uncle & the Barbarian Tribe are, for the most part, untracable....unless one is a VERY highly skilled tracker/hunter.

We've even managed to get Mongo lost at times....poor fellow, the more time he spends w/G 33, the more civilized he becomes.

On the flip side, spending time w/G 33 ISN'T a bad thing ...:banana: :smootchie: :banana:


uncle....(somewhere else...)

G33
07-07-2007, 10:27
:eyelashes: :eyelashes:

:courtsie: :courtsie:

samurairabbi
07-07-2007, 21:39
Originally posted by Tazz10m
That's because the Club bought you the GPS so we in high places (yes, you can take that any way you like) can track your every move... and find you and drag you back when you try to escape!
Tazz, you should probably check the organization agreements as amended during the April 31 10-Ring board meeting. The task of tracking the lowly servile (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons was outsourced. The tracking is now being done by ... an ad hoc committee of the lowly servile (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons! We did give you one hell of a rate, though.

VN350X10
07-07-2007, 21:43
Rabbi,
Are we also getting the kickback at std %%%% rates on what Tazz is being charged ?

uncle
(wandering in suburbia)


.....:headscratch:.......

samurairabbi
07-07-2007, 22:04
Originally posted by VN350X10 Rabbi,
Are we also getting the kickback at std %%%% rates on what Tazz is being charged ?

uncle
(wandering in suburbia)


.....:headscratch:.......
Unkle, we have that question pending before the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Financial Accounting Standards Board. The situation is an interesting one: How should the Dungeon record kickback income when that income is sourced from the Dungeon embezzlement take from the Dungeon cash flow derived from a valid arms-length agreement with the Penthouse to reimburse the Dungeon for expenses and fees to track Dungeon escapees operating under comrehensive outsourcing contracts to perform the very tracking that generated the cash flow in the first place! (Damn, just phrasing the issue correctly is hard enough to give me a headache!)

We emphasize to the Penthouse Types that the smooth flow of beer to their headquarters is in NO WAY affected by the upcoming adjudication of this issue! We shall keep everyone advised.

VN350X10
07-07-2007, 22:07
How about we just hack in & bill it to Tazz's American Express Black Card?

Nobody will ever think to look there, much less find it....


uncle

samurairabbi
07-07-2007, 22:16
Originally posted by VN350X10
How about we just hack in & bill it to Tazz's American Express Black Card?

Nobody will ever think to look there, much less find it....


uncle
Such a move would be entirely possible, but I counsel caution. I contend we should use THAT option ONLY for major capital expenditures to the Dungeon infrastructure. More casual expenses, such as the illicit Dungeon partying under the umbrella 10-Ring Celebration Fund, can be handled, I believe, in a less invasive manner.

VN350X10
07-07-2007, 23:29
"in a less invasive manner"

But Rabbi, it's not invasive if THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT !

and THAT is the whole idea behind it....not letting Tazz know !


uncle

Tazz10m
07-08-2007, 12:40
Originally posted by VN350X10
But Rabbi, it's not invasive if THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT !

and THAT is the whole idea behind it....not letting Tazz know !


uncle



Yeah... that's the important thing.


On the report note, the Show at Rocky Lagoon went off with a bang! Well, no, that isn't quite accurate... The Show went ON with a BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BABOOM BOOM BABOOM BOOM BOOM BABABABOOOOOM!!!!! The show was absolutely spectacular to say the least. I must say i learned a lot from watching and talking to the pro's that put this show on. I'm gonna have to totally rethink the launch tube and platform set up. The way these pro's showed me how to do it, the amount of fire works that took us 3 hours to not even finish launching, they launched in a half hour! But then, they are pro's!

VN350X10
07-08-2007, 16:18
too late....

we're in.....



WE'RE PROS !!!!

G33
07-08-2007, 18:52
unkle!


:supergrin: :supergrin:

VN350X10
07-08-2007, 18:54
Hi, G33.
Was wondering when you'd answer the doorbell.....

G33
07-08-2007, 19:54
:tempted:

VN350X10
07-08-2007, 19:58
not sure about the bell......








but that sure rings MY chimes !


the session starts now ? oui ?


:smootchie:

samurairabbi
07-09-2007, 23:54
Leather ... ... so soft ... ... but so strong!

engineer151515
07-10-2007, 15:37
Leather sweats.






Gosh ... that has an arousing quality to it.




:hearts: :supergrin:



I think I've been in the Dungeon too long without a break.



Can I get a pass.




High condo?


:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

G33
07-10-2007, 22:39
High Condo...
Jes!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

Rebel_James
07-10-2007, 22:41
Chaps....Leathers..........HARLEY!

G33
07-10-2007, 23:29
Ohhhh...
Fresh bones!
:supergrin: :supergrin:

VN350X10
07-11-2007, 21:50
Hey, GeeTweeTwee....

'zat guy on the Ethiopian track & field team ?

:tongueout:


uncle

G33
07-11-2007, 23:27
Yup...
He is a bit dry.
:animlol: :rofl:

samurairabbi
07-12-2007, 21:14
Originally posted by G33
Yup...
He is a bit dry.
:animlol: :rofl:
So much for carbo loading!

susan28
07-14-2007, 15:06
::shaking the sand out of my hair and strolling nonchalantly over to the cabana bar::

oh, uhmmm, hello everyone :wavey: i was poking around under the hood of the Tardis yesterday and found myself getting bounced all over Costa Rica for 3 weeks.. managed to smuggle out some recon photos this time, but really must leave things like gapping the sparkplugs on the time machine to engineer in the future :)

monkeys control much of the tourism business:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/DSCN0768.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/DSCN0777.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/DSCN0789.jpg

VN350X10
07-14-2007, 17:28
Hello susan.....
I was starting to wonder, as I've only been able to pick up TARDIS intermittently on the homing scanner.
Oh well, at least you didn't end up on Riagel 4 !

See, it IS a bit different than your old street racing MOPAR, isn't it ?!

Glad to see you back, have good news, go here...

www.babysites.com (ref Skylar Kunz)

Monkeys running the local economy ? Hope OUR Monkey doesn't get wind of this, or Rabbi will need to increase the banana percentage..

Nice day to return home, grill will be up & running for tomorrow. Did you happen to see Mongo ? He's been gone a while also, starting to worry a bit, as he CAN get into a bit of trouble left to his own devices, if you catch my drift.

uncle

:banana: :banana: :banana:

samurairabbi
07-14-2007, 23:17
Originally posted by VN350X10
Monkeys running the local economy ? Hope OUR Monkey doesn't get wind of this, or Rabbi will need to increase the banana percentage..

:banana: :banana: :banana:
Actually, Unkle, our Monkey has a situational appreciation which would do justice to many within the Dungeon Strategic Evaluation Detachment. Monkey realizes the good deal he gets in the Lagoon Resort, what with all the attention, bananas, chocolate syrup, and the fawning treatment he gets from the Lagoon Hostesses. I have not had any petitions from him for compensation increase since well before the planning sessions for the Dungeon Insurrection began.

VN350X10
07-15-2007, 00:07
Well now, isn't THAT a refreshing thought....an employee that's happy with his/her compensation package....must hold that thought for a bit....it's rather unique !







That's better
:milestone:



uncle

samurairabbi
07-15-2007, 10:05
Originally posted by VN350X10
Well now, isn't THAT a refreshing thought....an employee that's happy with his/her compensation package....must hold that thought for a bit....it's rather unique !

That's better
:milestone:

uncle
The monkey, like most of us in the Dungeon, draws inspiration from the movie "Casablanca":




Rick: "Sam, Signor Ferrari wants you to work for him at the Blue Parrot."

Sam: "I'm happy where I am now."

Rick: "He'll pay you double what I do."

Sam: "Shucks, Mr. Rick, I ain't got time to spend what I'm makin' NOW!"

G33
07-15-2007, 13:46
<----will show monkey, et al how to spend.
(Ministry of Spending)
:animlol: :rofl:

samurairabbi
07-15-2007, 16:43
Originally posted by G33
<----will show monkey, et al how to spend.
(Ministry of Spending)
:animlol: :rofl:
Twee-Twee, the monkey is already showing signs of your "spending guidance": he gets all frisky when someone says "Cabela's"!

VN350X10
07-15-2007, 16:49
The Monkey's just into camo, that's all.....

samurairabbi
07-15-2007, 17:44
Originally posted by VN350X10
The Monkey's just into camo, that's all.....
... AND Visa! ... AND Mastercard! ...

G33
07-15-2007, 19:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Twee-Twee, the monkey is already showing signs of your "spending guidance": he gets all frisky when someone says "Cabela's"!

:banana: :banana:
:animlol: :animlol:
:rofl: :rofl:

samurairabbi
07-17-2007, 19:27
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

It is now official: Cabela's will be opening a mega-store in the Indianapolis area. Best scheduling bet is Fall 2008.

Be assured that the Dungeon Hospitality Legion and the Dungeon Logistics Operation will have everything in place to assure the luxurious accomodation levels the sybaritic 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) are accustomed to in their travels. This is a high moment for the 10-Ring operation, and the Dungeon will perform its assigned support tasks in a manner worthy of the history of our glorious joint operation!

G33
07-17-2007, 20:45
:cheerleader: :cheerleader:

:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

VN350X10
07-17-2007, 20:52
Samurairabbi,

And just WHO is going to get stuck cleaning the goldfish bowl at the new Cabellas ?


:brickwall:

samurairabbi
07-17-2007, 20:54
Originally posted by VN350X10
Samurairabbi,

And just WHO is going to get stuck cleaning the goldfish bowl at the new Cabellas ?


:brickwall:
Who else! ... ... ... MONKEY!

VN350X10
07-17-2007, 20:55
Hokay,Fine......:upeyes:

samurairabbi
07-17-2007, 21:00
Originally posted by VN350X10
Hokay,Fine......:upeyes:
Don't worry, you'll still get your full chamber session for DNA removal.

VN350X10
07-17-2007, 21:06
Thanks. Today it IS needed.....:drowning:

G33
07-18-2007, 03:03
:supergrin: :whip: :tbo:

VN350X10
07-19-2007, 22:35
:hearts:

Bullman
07-21-2007, 09:07
did I miss a payment on my dungeon post office box??? I quit getting mail:wavey:

VN350X10
07-21-2007, 14:16
Not sure Bull, same thing has happened to susan28 a few times. Every once in a while, mine won't show up either.
Possibly related to a time/space malfunction.
When in doubt, check in. You just might find a party going on that you should be at.

uncle

engineer151515
07-21-2007, 16:09
Bullman and Susan28.

In response to the email issue....

It appears that, during 10 Ring celebrations in honor of the Blue Angles flying team (flying Pensacola Beach), may have inadvertently put a 10mm hole right through the primary server microwave transmitter.


I can't explain exactly how that happened. But the hole is clearly visible thru the telescope mounted on the back patio of the beach house.

Telescope???

Yes. For inspections. A telescope.


Ahem.

I'll get the electrical crew up there to fix it - just a soon as they are sober enough to climb the tower.



Not sure how long we will have to wait for the crew to sober up.

Bullman
07-21-2007, 19:01
Well, duties on the back 40 have kept me rather occupied as of late. I have been neglecting my party duties some, but not entirely.:supergrin:

susan28
07-23-2007, 16:01
Originally posted by engineer151515
Bullman and Susan28.

In response to the email issue....

It appears that, during 10 Ring celebrations in honor of the Blue Angles flying team (flying Pensacola Beach), may have inadvertently put a 10mm hole right through the primary server microwave transmitter.


I'll get the electrical crew up there to fix it - just a soon as they are sober enough to climb the tower.



Not sure how long we will have to wait for the crew to sober up.

ah, much better!! i thought maybe the monkeys panicked at the sight of the classified pics i posted of their offshore enterprises and deleted my cookies before i could post any more..

samurairabbi
07-23-2007, 21:12
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! (Well, not TRULY administrative, but we think you'll get the picture):

We are coming up on the 7000th post celebration. Two weeks ago, everyone was freaking out on the 7/7/07 binges on that supposedly lucky trip-sevens day, what with all the weddings synced to that date.

It's about to be the 10-Ring's turn with the lucky-seven shtick. Let's show those rookie seven-celebrators in the outside world how REAL PROFESSIONAL PARTIERS get down with the major action! Our rep is on the line here!

G33
07-24-2007, 10:17
:supergrin:

G33
07-24-2007, 10:18
:hearts:

G33
07-24-2007, 10:28
:banana:

HiddenEyes
07-24-2007, 10:48
:banana:

Mr HE:cool:

samurairabbi
07-24-2007, 20:28
As the 7000th post milestone approaches, permit this lowly servile pond scum (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peon to declare that I will not post again until this epic achievement has been accomplished. I think it would be in blatantly poor form for this LSPS(BBB)DP to usurp, even accidently, such a prerogative of the exalted Penthouse residents. If an emergency line-of-duty post should become necessary during this run-up to the big seven-zero-zero-zero, I will channel such a post through the first available oblivious 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy).

engineer151515
07-25-2007, 07:45
I'm out with Rabbi... Would like the honor of 7000 to pass to a worthy other.

Since we've fixed the 10mm hole in the microwave transmitter, I'm going to try to beam a welcome to G-29 in advance of the celebration. I've not heard any sighting reports at recent festivities and the dungeon crew really misses the sparkle Gee's presence brings.


Of course, G-33 and S-28 have more than kept us in sunshine.

:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

G33
07-25-2007, 08:08
S28 Rules!
:cheerleader: :courtsie:

susan28
07-25-2007, 10:34
Originally posted by G33
S28 Rules!
:cheerleader: :courtsie:


i'm also known to :drool: on occasion.. :supergrin:

Bullman
07-25-2007, 16:19
I will bring us one step closer to the magnanomous event, and try to work up a thirst in the process. An ice cold N*ppl* Sweat would hit the spot about now:supergrin:

susan28
07-25-2007, 17:02
::drawing Bull a tall cool one, sliding it down the bar:: (and surreptitiously slipping the used tap filter in my dungeon bag toward a batch of "special reserve" slushies..) :)

Bullman
07-25-2007, 19:09
Thank ya much there Suze;) cheers:beer:

susan28
07-25-2007, 19:19
i'll second that libation! :beer: