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susan28
11-21-2007, 21:36
We do have MP3 capability in TARDIS, but it seems such a waste of a beautiful time/space/warp blur to attempt to listen to it.......

Agripp.. i mean agreed uncle!! love that sucking sound as the wormhole opens during the transition from particle to wave.. same in the car, recorded music clashes with the song of the engine and first rule of djing is if it don't mix don't do it.. the blaring metal did make for a nice Lagoon meditational tho.. just couldn't shake the epcot flashbacks :)

samurairabbi
11-29-2007, 18:14
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUE:

The .22 AR Conversion Crowd certainly knows how to party! Perhaps not up to the usual 10mm standard, but I have been noting some appreciative nods from the Penthouse faithful when they contemplate certain aspects of 22-AR-conversion party conduct.

My question: Should this additional party "load" continue to be financed out of the Dungeon embezzlement cut, or would the Penthouse like to get in on the advertising bonanza of this setup by publicly assuming a share of the administrative cost by becoming a "sponsor"?

engineer151515
11-29-2007, 22:22
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Sig_NZ
12-05-2007, 01:48
Meeah! My G20 has finally arrived! So rest assured, New Zealand is fostering 10mm Auto development!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/gian_strabo/Glock2010mmAuto.jpg

G33
12-05-2007, 03:05
:cheerleader::cheerleader::cheerleader:

VN350X10
12-08-2007, 20:00
Well, uncle spent the entire 2nd half of the season TRYING to take a deer for a Lagoon Luau using his S&W 610 (couldn't use the G20....IL doesn't permit semi-auto's for deer hunting).
Deer refused to co-operate, didn't fire a shot, but spent 4 beautiful days afield.

Good news, TARDIS is back to completely operational status including remote-systems-recharge capability; susan28 & G33, the "shopping vehicle" is all yours again, just in time for Christmas shopping ! We can now also up-link the credits card to tie into the 10-Ring "slush fund" if you go over limit, with an automatic link.
Tazz will approve this, as we now have pics of him in a comprimising position.....we taped him paying RE-TAIL for several items that he should have been able to "sample", so his reputation is forfeit ! (GOT HIM!)
He may as well start planning a Christmas Party for the Lagoon Staff, gonna love seeing Elves (Elvisis?) in grass skirts !

uncle

G33
12-08-2007, 20:34
:supergrin::supergrin:

susan28
12-09-2007, 15:29
wooohoo uplink the credits card, notifications are back!

and aww someone in NZ's been very good i see :)

samurairabbi
12-09-2007, 17:58
Meeah! My G20 has finally arrived! So rest assured, New Zealand is fostering 10mm Auto development!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/gian_strabo/Glock2010mmAuto.jpg
A most impressive addition to the 10-Ring existence, Sig_NZ! The 10-Ring faithful welcome you to full membership in our select circle!

To commemorate your other-side-of-the-world location, the predominately American 10-Ring membership will honor you with a rather unusual action: For the next 2 weeks, the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) partying in the 10-Ring Resort Facility will, when falling to the ground due to their raucous inebriation, spin in a clockwise direction on the way to the floor, rather than in the counterclockwise direction usually experienced in the northern hemisphere. While this "re-orientation" requires some care in its execution, we American 10-Ringers are pleased to honor your New Zealand acquisition with our actions.

Sig_NZ
12-09-2007, 19:22
I am honoured with your anti clockwise support.

In return I will send all my bullets downrange spinning in a clockwise direction to stop the universe from becoming 'unbalanced'......have fun with the celebrations....I will crack the heineken draught keg as a further salute to your efforts.

VN350X10
12-09-2007, 20:00
Sig_NZ,

Glad to see your new addition to the family. How long did it take to get it, total time, including permits, etc.? Can you get VhitaVauri powder in NZ ? If so, let me know, I have several good accurate loads for a few of them in 10MM.
May the Force be With You.
G20.....What Darth Vader carries when he REALLY needs a blaster !

uncle alber

G33
12-10-2007, 12:43
Can I play with the new guy?
:devilish::tbo:

samurairabbi
12-10-2007, 16:32
Can I play with the new guy?
:devilish::tbo:

Of course you may play with the new guy! Such is a prerogative of being Geesie on this forum. I do suggest you show proper care in interfacing the clockwise and counter-clockwise spin/energy components, lest severe blast effect take out important segments of the 10-Ring community.

Such a combination would lend a whole new meaning to the aeronautical term "inertia coupling"!

G33
12-10-2007, 22:20
Probably blow all his circuits too!
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
12-10-2007, 22:58
This isn't going to interfere with my man slave position is it????

G33
12-10-2007, 23:42
This isn't going to interfere with my man slave position is it????

Nope, I can multi-task!
:tempted::courtsie:

Tazz10m
12-11-2007, 01:52
Agripp.. i mean agreed uncle!! love that sucking sound as the wormhole opens during the transition from particle to wave.. same in the car, recorded music clashes with the song of the engine and first rule of djing is if it don't mix don't do it.. the blaring metal did make for a nice Lagoon meditational tho.. just couldn't shake the epcot flashbacks :)

Obviously... you don't have your stereo turned up anywhere near enough! Though, please bare in mind that i absolutely love that sucking sound too, and, the song of the engine is something i will always be addicted to... BUT... a finely blasting stereo while stompmashing the gofast peddle all the way down through the floor combined with creative and artfully judicious wildeyed steering over the river and through the woods to grandma's house without losing control has somewhat of an exhileration factor to add to ones high meditation tool kit. To put it simply, the music becomes the engine gone wild.

Now, (and of course,) you will not be able to hear the tires squealing or the engine about to explode, so, you better already know your vehicle and what you are doing with it... or you better stay on the porch. Also best to do it alone and leave the passengers at home... or someones underwear will need change... and... well... you might have some...how do we say...cleaning up to do.

Disney's got noth'n on MY ride.... Bwahahahahahaha... 007 would crap his pink panties riding with me! hahahahaha... Yeah, Baby!

Oh, hey, i'm going to make a beer run... anybody want to go for a ride?:supergrin:

Bullman
12-11-2007, 08:32
Nope, I can multi-task!
:tempted::courtsie:


Your the best :thumbsup:

samurairabbi
12-11-2007, 17:36
Probably blow all his circuits too!
:supergrin::supergrin:

... but just think of the fun you can have resetting his breakers!

VN350X10
12-11-2007, 19:19
If Tazz is going to drive for the Beer run (what the h3ll, are we out of "N"Sweat Lager AGAIN ?????) I'm willing to ride shotgun, 590A1 of course !

I didn't get a deer, the cubicle rats are hiding & I seem to have an ammo surplus I must really do something about, if you know what I mean !

cockedandlocked,

uncle

samurairabbi
12-11-2007, 22:14
If Tazz is going to drive for the Beer run (what the h3ll, are we out of "N"Sweat Lager AGAIN ?????) I'm willing to ride shotgun, 590A1 of course !
Unkle, the libation supply meets requirements. I think Tazz is simply seeking a change of pace. Perhaps being the Grand Poobah of the 10-Ring Operation takes more of a toll on the psyche than most realize.

VN350X10
12-11-2007, 22:16
Well, I'm still up for the shotgun position, unless Tazz'd be more comfortable with susan28 & her friend "Maggie".
Same solution, (much) prettier operator!

(honest) uncle

engineer151515
12-14-2007, 22:47
This is my post number 7777.

Had to be here.

How 'bout a drink to luck. :)

samurairabbi
12-14-2007, 23:04
This is my post number 7777.

Had to be here.

How 'bout a drink to luck. :)

Sounds good, Eng. The Dungeon Logistics Team will even scare up new filtration material for this special occasion!

VN350X10
12-15-2007, 09:36
We can do even better than that.......

This round's on uncle, just to help eng.151515 celebrate !

I'll be back in under a day, a trip in TARDIS should net us a case of Sarcasiean Brandy; In earth years, it's about 20,000 yrs old. REALLY mellow, if you know what I mean.....

ciao, uncle

G33
12-17-2007, 08:05
Avatars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

G33
12-17-2007, 08:06
And monkeys?:whistling::supergrin:

engineer151515
12-18-2007, 10:22
<<<<====

Don't know if it was the TARDIS field effect or the Sarcasiean Brandy but the avatar's been warped to this.

G33
12-18-2007, 11:52
<<<<====

Don't know if it was the TARDIS field effect or the Sarcasiean Brandy but the avatar's been warped to this.


You so hot!
:supergrin::wavey:

engineer151515
12-18-2007, 13:34
[blushing smilie]

VN350X10
12-18-2007, 16:32
well, the brandy DOES age somewhat in the transportation, haven't looked real close at the result, but it shure is SMOOOOOOOTH !

might bear further investigation, possibly funded by the "slush fund" left overs.....

u.

samurairabbi
12-18-2007, 16:57
... might bear further investigation, possibly funded by the "slush fund" left overs.....

u.

We're on it, Unkle! The Dungeon Investment Funding & Amortization Crew will set up financing for this investigation. Since we had the foresight to stay out of the Sub-Prime mortgage mess, we have the funding to do things right!

VN350X10
12-23-2007, 15:31
Hey gang, we MIGHT have a small problem here.......

Mongo, nice guy he is, has plans for a Chrismas Eve bash at the Lagoon. No problem, EXCEPT he contacted me & wanted to know if I had enough room on the Weber for 9(!)reindeer !
We need to talk him out of this one.....QUICKLY !!

He also wanted to know if there were any Haz-Mat regs about a "shiney red nose".

HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u.a.

samurairabbi
12-23-2007, 15:47
Hey gang, we MIGHT have a small problem here.......

Mongo, nice guy he is, has plans for a Chrismas Eve bash at the Lagoon. No problem, EXCEPT he contacted me & wanted to know if I had enough room on the Weber for 9(!)reindeer !
We need to talk him out of this one.....QUICKLY !!

He also wanted to know if there were any Haz-Mat regs about a "shiney red nose".

HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u.a.

The Dungeon Logistics Service is on it, Unkle; things are covered even if we cannot change Mongo's mind.

My two full-size Webers are available for Mongo's "project". My neighborhood Ace Hardware is a Weber dealer; their year-end clearance stock will take up any slack you and I cannot handle.

The Dungeon Legal Team is now determining whether a "shiney red nose" would be classified as ORM-D by UPS. We'll have a definitive answer by midnight.

G33
12-23-2007, 16:34
Guys, let me and Mongo have a moment alone.
OK?
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
12-23-2007, 17:18
Guys, let me and Mongo have a moment alone.
OK?
:supergrin::supergrin:

It's okay with US! Have you cleared it with Gee-Two-Niner? As I recall, she and Mongo had a thing going.

engineer151515
12-23-2007, 17:58
Still researching if the "red nose" is is characterized as incandescent, fluorescent, LED, plasma, trintium, radioactive-other or technology-other.

samurairabbi
12-23-2007, 18:48
Still researching if the "red nose" is is characterized as incandescent, fluorescent, LED, plasma, trintium, radioactive-other or technology-other.

Another intriguing possibility: that "red nose" may actually be a well-disguised phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

VN350X10
12-23-2007, 19:01
G33,
Mongo's all yours dear, I can't seem to talk sense into him.
Perhaps your more "subtle" powers of "persuasion(hehehe) will work.
thanks
uncle

G33
12-23-2007, 21:16
It's okay with US! Have you cleared it with Gee-Two-Niner? As I recall, she and Mongo had a thing going.

Yup, 29G will loan me some pics for Mongo.
:wow::supergrin:

G33
12-23-2007, 21:16
G33,
Mongo's all yours dear, I can't seem to talk sense into him.
Perhaps your more "subtle" powers of "persuasion(hehehe) will work.
thanks
uncle

:supergrin::wavey:

Mongo and I went for a walk.
He is A OK!
:cheerleader::tempted:

VN350X10
12-23-2007, 22:27
Great, that means that the reindeer can fly in peace !

Now we won't need to outsource the delivery task to flying sacred cattle from India.

Feliz Navidad, Joyex Noel, Merry Christmas, etcetcetcetc...........


uncle

Tazz10m
12-24-2007, 01:59
Just remind Mongo that raindeer are tiny and that ELK are MUCH bigger and taste better, too... oh, and that we will have ready all the Weber's he needs ready for the bash as needed.

Sammy... did you get a call in to Weber yet??? This could be BIG!

As for a few previous comments as to my doings... yeah... i'm running wild... so WHAT? :tongueout:

VN350X10
12-24-2007, 14:49
Like your bottom line sentiment there Tazz.....
sorta like...
"When in doubt, NUK'EM"

susan28
12-24-2007, 15:05
to Eng's 777th!! :drink: to the 10=Ring!! :drink: to the Dung Cru!! :drink:

and to my ever-faithful Maggie May (named after Mary Magdalene, btw.. she ain't perfekt, but she's always got my back) :drink:

and a nice Chivas for uncle! \-/

uncle you go'head an' take that ride, uncle,i got a good thing goin' here ::face falling into my slushie:: :freak: meow!

Bullman
12-24-2007, 16:02
Merry *hic* Christmas to all, and to all a *hiccup* good night:clown:

engineer151515
12-24-2007, 17:33
Thank you S28.
We miss you around here.

VN350X10
12-24-2007, 17:40
Thanks susan28 !
uncle might end up being the designated drinker tonight !
After a quick one here at the lagoon, there's a party at a shooting buddies house later this evening.

Merry Christmas to all....

and to all a good night !

Tazz10m
12-24-2007, 19:17
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!

Going to do the party thing tonight and... just in case... if i don't make it back... before i go... i just wanted to tell you all that... i love you all... i really do...

Now... i doubt very much there will be any muslim islamic terror inducing blah, blah, blah, terrorist types there...

But that doesn't mean we won't get bombed by a bunch of extremists!:drinkie::music::piano::drink::tequila:

samurairabbi
12-25-2007, 22:47
... But that doesn't mean we won't get bombed by a bunch of extremists!:drinkie::music::piano::drink::tequila:

Careful, oh exalted one! Those 180 proof extremists are potent!

susan28
12-26-2007, 14:49
Thank you S28.
We miss you around here.

*smiling* the cat always comes back :cat:

Tazz10m
12-26-2007, 15:01
...eh...eh.... oh.... eh...:faint:

...made it back... barely... got bombed... no clothes... got blown off...

But... the funny thing is... when the bomb exploded... we got showered with GIFTS!

Go figure!

Must have been CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS!

:tongueout::supergrin:

Hope you all had a very merry Christmas!:wavey:

G33
12-31-2007, 12:35
:supergrin:

susan28
12-31-2007, 12:44
great Tazz, saving it up for tonght? i see Geesie's starting early :)

VN350X10
12-31-2007, 13:11
Well, I did manage to survive Christmas Eve, lets try for two in a row. Given that I spent Christmas with a bunch of Irish "drinkerorists", survival was the prime directive.

Tonight, uncle stays home, I don't go out on "amatuear night" & right now, there's a turkey on the new smoker, about another 25-26 hours to go (I thought it was an ostrich at first !) a 31 lb bird (dressed wt.) with a houseful of company coming for tomorrow, I need to suprervise the smoking to insure perfection.
The smoker isn't set up yet, as far as the "tech goodies" go, in the future, it will get:

1) Remote monitering....thermocouoples for firebox, smoke chamber & stack...

2) Wireless temp sensor for object being smoked...

3) Turbocharger for immediate draft increases when needed

4) Custom rack system, need it for something as large as this bird (had to improvise today)

5) A nickname....(might run a contest for this one !)

Stopwatch says it's time to moniter the firebox, not sure of my burn/reload times yet.

Happy New Year to one & all !!!!!!

be back tomorrow if I survive tonight.



uncle albert

Tazz10m
12-31-2007, 23:07
great Tazz, saving it up for tonght? i see Geesie's starting early :)

Great Tazz... i like that... i can work with that... yeah...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

WOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Saving it up for you, Baby!

:tongueout:

:wavey:

MORE CHAMPAGNE!!!

:faint:

:supergrin:

VN350X10
12-31-2007, 23:49
Well, the bird didn't take NEAR as long as was suspected....180* F internal temp was recorded about 11:43 PM, so it's off the smoke, leaving uncle a fair amount of time with a bag of clear ice & a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve.
Since I don't need to babysit the bird, except the cool down time to go in the fridge(the poodles have been making threatening moves) I think it's time to take a long walk along the beach at the Lagoon.
Who knows who might turn up tonight, or else I can put the hurt on the CRSR !(as long as the ice holds out anyhow)

A Happy New Year to All !

best,

uncle

G33
01-01-2008, 00:55
:supergrin::wavey:

Tazz10m
01-01-2008, 01:22
:supergrin::wavey:

Hey, Baby, like to take a walk on the beach? :supergrin:

susan28
01-01-2008, 05:35
'appy new year everyone :beer: so far so good!

G33
01-01-2008, 11:13
:faint::supergrin:

VN350X10
01-01-2008, 11:21
Geesie & susan, what a nice surprise.....

Were you both out sleeping on the beach too ?
Hmmmm...... bag of ice empty & wet, bottle of CR same status...empty.....
no hangover, but the mouth tastes like the various Lagoon creatures were using it for a dance floor....

Anybody up for breakfast girls ??

and WHAT happened to Tazz ?....he's lying over near the high tide mark, curled up in a fetal, wimpering like a puppy dog. Did he try & match Mongo drink for drink again ? Think he'd know better by now.

Tazz10m
01-01-2008, 14:15
Wow, those girls are really good! And the waves just kept com'n and com'n... *shudder* wwhoa! There's another!

Now that's what i call starting out the New Year with a BANG!

THANKS GIRLS!

VN350X10
01-01-2008, 21:05
Well, at least he's alive......

Sorry 'bout that Tazz, but you're just a bit late for breakfast.

better luck (in your dreams) next time.

u.n.c.l.e.

VN350X10
01-01-2008, 21:08
Special note to G33......susan28

Thanks for a GREAT New Years Eve & breakfast was wonderful

susan28, FANTASTIC party, awsome DJ'n !

uncle

Bullman
01-01-2008, 21:29
That new band that Tazz booked for the cabana girls and the pool boy party in the dungeons lower wing rocked. I never made it up to the beach.

Tazz10m
01-01-2008, 23:46
That new band that Tazz booked for the cabana girls and the pool boy party in the dungeons lower wing rocked. I never made it up to the beach.

Thanks Bullman!

Oh, and btw... it's "down" to the beach.... "down"... not "up"... ya know, as in "sea level". Now, of course, you could always walk "around" the beach to get to the other beach... and well, that is where you would have found us.

Sorry we missed you... i mean i had to cater to all those womens needs all by myself... :supergrin:

As for breakfast, Uncle, thanks, but i already ate... and ate... and ate... YUMMM!!! :supergrin:

Bullman
01-02-2008, 02:51
Thanks Bullman!

Oh, and btw... it's "down" to the beach.... "down"... not "up"... ya know, as in "sea level".


Everything is "up" from the floor, which was wear I spent most of my new years:supergrin: That n*ppl* sweat still packs a might good wallop.:faint:

engineer151515
01-02-2008, 06:09
From an grainy sounding intercom speaker located in the Lagoon main bar comes the voice of engineer151515 - a voice deep within the Dungeon (far away from sunlight)


The Dungeon labs have been working on a "hangover brew". Something to take the edge off the morning.

They ran across a "hair of the dog" idea". Ever since, dogs have been avoiding the Dungeon like the plague.

I just don't think we have it right yet but will engage full scale production as soon as the lab gets it right.



[Noise and commotion in the background as another geeky voice says]"here doggy doggy" [/voice]

G33
01-02-2008, 07:51
:faint::faint::faint::faint::rofl:

Tazz10m
01-02-2008, 09:17
Everything is "up" from the floor, which was wear I spent most of my new years:supergrin: That n*ppl* sweat still packs a might good wallop.:faint:

Ok... now THAT makes sense to me!

Ya got ta get up before you can get down!

I can't wait to try that new brew "Hair 'o 'd Dog" Uncle is brewing up down in Dungeon Labs.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW BREW!!! WOOWHOOOO!!!

Btw, G33, LOVE that new outfit you're wearing! HOT! Drive me wild! (like you always do...hahaha)

G33
01-02-2008, 09:56
:courtsie::courtsie:

Bullman
01-02-2008, 16:43
Ok... now THAT makes sense to me!

Ya got ta get up before you can get down!

I can't wait to try that new brew "Hair 'o 'd Dog" Uncle is brewing up down in Dungeon Labs.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW BREW!!! WOOWHOOOO!!!

Btw, G33, LOVE that new outfit you're wearing! HOT! Drive me wild! (like you always do...hahaha)


Hmmmm, I know I named the last beer and I don't want to be a creative hog, but the first thing I thought of when you mentioned that brew to me was Bottle "O" B*tch. Sorta follows the from the source drink theme we seem to strive for in the dungeon. Whadaya think boss?

Tazz10m
01-02-2008, 17:47
Hmmmm, I know I named the last beer and I don't want to be a creative hog, but the first thing I thought of when you mentioned that brew to me was Bottle "O" B*tch. Sorta follows the from the source drink theme we seem to strive for in the dungeon. Whadaya think boss?

I Think it's a great idea! "Bottle "O" Beyotch" hahaha... and following Sue... (no reference to Susan28... different "Sue") how about "Beyotches Brew"? Maybe we should start a whole new brewing division? We could have "Dungeon Beyotch", a winter brew called "Hot Beyotch Winter Warmer", a summer brew called "Icy Cold Beyotch Summer Brew", and maybe even a "light" brew (i hate "light" beer! it's like an oxymoron!) we could call "Little Beyotch". We could also have one called "Silly Beyotch"... a fruity beer? Or how about a "Whiny Beyotch" wine cooler? How about a "*** Bitten Beyotch"? Named after my sister who just got bit in the *** by a BAD dog... Hey, we could name one after the owner of the dog.... "Sorry *** Beyotch" cuz that's the ways she's gonna feel after she hears from the attorney! Butt i digress.

Oh, oh, oh... a super high octane brew... like an IPA..."Psychotic Beyotches Brew"! That sounds good!

This is WAY too easy!

I think we're on to something here... Sammy, get out the calculator!

Bullman
01-02-2008, 19:23
Run with it Tazz, you got it going on man:thumbsup:

Tazz10m
01-02-2008, 19:54
:dog:

Running Beyotch!

Tazz10m
01-04-2008, 11:05
Running with the monkey?

G33
01-04-2008, 16:39
:tongueout:

ShootNMove
01-06-2008, 23:35
Yeah, you guys are still here!

Tazz10m
01-07-2008, 01:40
Yeah, you guys are still here!

Yeah, and where the hell have you been? Waffling around... yeah, typical waffle head rabbit!

Notice i didn't say; "Scwewy wabbit!".

:tongueout:

Where are the girls? Where are the GIRLS???

:dunno:

ShootNMove
01-07-2008, 13:53
Well I've had a hard run on the shrimp-boat for a while but I've finally accumulated some shore leave and I might even get to go to the range sometime this fiscal quarter!

Plus, every once in a while, even the most hardened of seaman get the hankerin' for some good old fashioned n*pple sweat!

Tazz10m
01-07-2008, 15:22
Well I've had a hard run on the shrimp-boat for a while but I've finally accumulated some shore leave and I might even get to go to the range sometime this fiscal quarter!

Plus, every once in a while, even the most hardened of seaman get the hankerin' for some good old fashioned n*pple sweat!


And SHRIMP!

I'll fire up Bar-B!:grill:

bac1023
01-07-2008, 18:43
And SHRIMP!

I'll fire up Bar-B!:grill:

Sounds good to me!

susan28
01-07-2008, 21:59
i'll have an Icy Cold Beyotch chased by a Psychotic Beyotch, please!

samurairabbi
01-07-2008, 22:48
i'll have an Icy Cold Beyotch chased by a Psychotic Beyotch, please!

Permit me the temerity to suggest, as the 2nd chaser, a Salacious Beyotch!

susan28
01-07-2008, 22:54
Permit me the temerity to suggest, as the 2nd chaser, a Salacious Beyotch!

i was thinking a Silly Beyotch, but you're right, the whimsy can wait, we mustn't lose sight of priorities :embarassed:

Tazz10m
01-07-2008, 23:06
i was thinking a Silly Beyotch, but you're right, the whimsy can wait, we mustn't lose sight of priorities :embarassed:

Susan, i like your style.

VN350X10
01-07-2008, 23:47
Thank GOD it's shrimp on the grill................


uncle is just a bit turkeyed out at this point.

and just set me up with whatever beyotch is handy......


uncle

Tazz10m
01-08-2008, 00:20
Thank GOD it's shrimp on the grill................


uncle is just a bit turkeyed out at this point.

and just set me up with whatever beyotch is handy......


uncle

Aaaa... i think it's more like "shrimp on Bar-B"...

Don't worry... Bar-B's HOT!!! The shrimp will be SIZZL'N!

:supergrin:

susan28
01-08-2008, 07:56
Thank GOD it's shrimp on the grill................


uncle is just a bit turkeyed out at this point.

and just set me up with whatever beyotch is handy......


uncle

particular about his whiskey, but appreciative of all women.. see now that's a fine uncle: teaching by example :supergrin:

ShootNMove
01-08-2008, 21:22
particular about my women, but appreciative of all whiskey is more like it. I recently met a girl that promised me that she lactated beer, which I considered a dream come true. Unfortunately, beer is not that great at 98.6F.

ShootNMove
01-08-2008, 21:24
I don't see what the fascination with this is:

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_portfolio/14476/orig/120446.jpg

VN350X10
01-08-2008, 21:46
Great there SNM, you've located Paris Hiltons HS graduation pic......

her personality hasen't changed much since then, either !

uncle

samurairabbi
01-08-2008, 22:49
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT!

As we plunge into the raucous inebriated revelry celebrating Friday's 7th anniversary of the founding of the 8:40PM thread, the Dungeon wishes to add a more scholarly announcement to the festivities:

The Dungeon Linguistics Unit, the Dungeon Semantics Evaluation Team, and the Dungeon Historical Research Division announce a major capability increase in the resources available for our scholarly pursuits. We have built on our 2nd Edition Oxford English Dictionary references by obtaining the three volume supplement to the OED2 published during the nineties. This acquistion means that english vocabulary questions posed by the partying 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) will receive the most authoritative answers possible! While the inebriated 10-Ringers (again, pardon my redundancy) may not instantly comprehend the purpose of this capability, but trust me, it will impress the hell out of guests, particularly the corporate types with whom we negotiate the various activities which make up an important aspect of the marketing of the 10-Ring activities.

We wish to emphasize that this acquisition was financed WHOLLY by the Dung Cru from our cut of the take. We would not dream of profaning the Penthouse budget by asking financial assistance on a budget line item so mundane as ... "books".

Tazz10m
01-08-2008, 23:39
I don't see what the fascination with this is:

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_portfolio/14476/orig/120446.jpg

I'd eat it! :wow::tongueout::rofl: That's my Bar-B!

...And you say you met a girl who says she lactates beer??? Get her down here STAT! Tell her we'll make her rich! :whistling: She might even be good with monkey dna removal... which... i just happen to be in dire need of...

Girls?!


Hey Uncle, i would never admit it publicly, but Paris shrimp are HOT! Taste pretty good too... ya just GOT to make sure they're fresh and washed!


Hey Sammy, i m inebreated an i unerstan wat u jus rote... dos dat meen i m a ceo typ?

susan28
01-09-2008, 08:31
[QUOTE=Tazz10m;9620574]I'd eat it! :wow::tongueout::rofl: That's my Bar-B!

...And you say you met a girl who says she lactates beer??? Get her down here STAT! Tell her we'll make her rich! :whistling: She might even be good with monkey dna removal... which... i just happen to be in dire need of...

Girls?!


Hey Uncle, i would never admit it publicly, but Paris shrimp are HOT! Taste pretty good too... ya just GOT to make sure they're fresh and washed!
QUOTE]

i prefer my french delicacies the same way Napoleon did :)

i think when it comes to beer, though, process is everything, and our Top secret (well more like a "bottom" secret in our case) process of distilling the raw n*sweat for maximum potency and slushification factor is like totally yummy, dude! the 98.6 variety is popular in kinkier quarters of the UK (pardon my redundancy), but here in the techno-tropics we like our Precious chilled..

infact today we will be beta-testing a new dna removal process on Imperious Leader wherein the removal subject is cryo-frozen in an N-Sweat plasma membrane which bonds with the dna and melts on the tongue, resulting in a removal experience that is refreshing for all involved. it will be like being born anew, with your first life experience being a brisk dungeon session, the screams for to clear any condensed N-Sweat from your lungs which may have accumulated during the thawing process. we could probably work that last wrinkle out during Beta, but it does provide a nice excuse for the dungeon session and so we might simply tout it as a selling point. we'll bounce that off marketing after today's session..

G33
01-09-2008, 09:52
Tongues!
:supergrin::supergrin:

ShootNMove
01-09-2008, 11:51
In my experience, the mere ingestion of lactated beer seems to automatically cause DNA displacement. I did finally come up with a way to make 98.6 seem like a frosty 32. All you do is suck on hot coal for 30 seconds before imbibing. Don't concern yourself with oral burns b/c lactated beer has certain healing qualities. (especially once mixed with fresh N-Sweat)

samurairabbi
01-09-2008, 19:56
... Hey Sammy, i m inebreated an i unerstan wat u jus rote... dos dat meen i m a ceo typ?
Tazz, the Dungeon Protocol Consulting Detachment points out that, given you exalted standing within the 10-Ring operation, being a MERE ceo would actually be a COMEDOWN for you! I think they have read the situation correctly.

Another quandary has developed: In your inebriated condition, you still understood what I wrote. This means either 1) you have developed additional executive ability in your sodden 10-Ringer condition (pardon my redundancy, or 2) we LSPS(BBB)DP's are losing our touch in doubletalk. I propose convening a Special Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider this situation. Since I proposed this action, the Dungeon will pop for the beer supply for this important administrative action.

engineer151515
01-09-2008, 20:10
The fuzzy logic chip is acting up again.

Kick the cabinet.

VN350X10
01-09-2008, 20:13
If it wer'nt for "fuzzy" we wouldn't have any logic at all !

please pardon me, I'm going to go sleep something off in TARDIS......

(I do hope the ice machine is working again)

uncle

G33
01-09-2008, 20:30
Fuzzy uncle.
Tardis.
Monkey.
Fun.
:supergrin::wavey:

Tazz10m
01-09-2008, 20:46
Tazz, the Dungeon Protocol Consulting Detachment points out that, given you exalted standing within the 10-Ring operation, being a MERE ceo would actually be a COMEDOWN for you! I think they have read the situation correctly.

Another quandary has developed: In your inebriated condition, you still understood what I wrote. This means either 1) you have developed additional executive ability in your sodden 10-Ringer condition (pardon my redundancy, or 2) we LSPS(BBB)DP's are losing our touch in doubletalk. I propose convening a Special Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider this situation. Since I proposed this action, the Dungeon will pop for the beer supply for this important administrative action.

Ok, makes sense to me... all of it... it even works for me...

Mast bee reedeng to mush techmical stuf...

...logic getting fuzzy... but still makes fuzzy cents...

KICK!!!

Ahhhhhh... that's better!

:drink:

samurairabbi
01-10-2008, 00:36
KICK!!!

Ahhhhhh... that's better!

Glad to see you are back to fully operational capability level! We need you at your salacious best as we kick off the weekend anniversary celebration! You rule, Dude! (or, perhaps more accurately: Your leadership is vital to fulfilling the 10-Ring purposes!)

Tazz10m
01-10-2008, 00:51
Glad to see you are back to fully operational capability level! We need you at your salacious best as we kick off the weekend anniversary celebration! You rule, Dude! (or, perhaps more accurately: Your leadership is vital to fulfilling the 10-Ring purposes!)

Well, then you better get the all the tiny little details right! It's called "FOCAL" as it "FOCAL Point". Fully Operational Capability Activity Level.

Anyway... thanks... i think...:dunno:

Hey, Sammy, if Indy and Seattle make it to the SuperBowl...hehehe... oh won't THAT make an interesting SuperBowl Party?! :tongueout:

samurairabbi
01-10-2008, 21:19
Well, then you better get the all the tiny little details right! It's called "FOCAL" as it "FOCAL Point". Fully Operational Capability Activity Level.

Hey, Sammy, if Indy and Seattle make it to the SuperBowl...hehehe... oh won't THAT make an interesting SuperBowl Party?! :tongueout:


Better FOCAL than FECAL!

The Dungeon Peons will have appropriate contingency plans for a possible Indy-Seattle superbowl matchup. A two-week theme party; could be fun!

Seventh anniversary 8:40PM celebration kicks of in an hour; party on, gang!

Tazz10m
01-10-2008, 22:18
Better FOCAL than FECAL!

The Dungeon Peons will have appropriate contingency plans for a possible Indy-Seattle superbowl matchup. A two-week theme party; could be fun!

Seventh anniversary 8:40PM celebration kicks of in an hour; party on, gang!

:drink::birthday::music::drinkie::cheers:

ShootNMove
01-10-2008, 22:51
Holy nothingness! I'm glad to be a part of something so noteworthy!

Seriously though, I'm having the hardest time finding a nihilist synonym for "holy".

G33
01-10-2008, 22:57
Beer tester at Lagoon:
:rofl::tongueout:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7aN2AopyZc&feature=related

samurairabbi
01-10-2008, 23:26
... Seriously though, I'm having the hardest time finding a nihilist synonym for "holy".

This is indeed an interesting linguistic/semantic quandary. While the Dungeon peons were slipping past the guards to surreptitiously join the anniversary celebration, they did spend a few minutes contemplating your question.

Pending further research effort at a later time, they did come up with a couple puns you may find useful:

- holy may be holey

- hallowed may be hollowed

... and of course, the immortal Monty Python couplet:
"This piece of meat's good enough for Jehovah" ...
"BLASPHEMER!'

Tazz10m
01-11-2008, 01:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BkGxPaQPrc&NR=1

:rofl: LOL!!! I am dying here!!! :faint:

VN350X10
01-11-2008, 01:18
ME BRAIN HURTS.......


back to TARDIS....ice machine IS working.

Bullman
01-11-2008, 03:54
Whatever I had at the party is eating a hole in my insides, must drink more N*ppl* Sweat to put out the fire.:shocked:

G33
01-11-2008, 04:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfIDpset2I&feature=related

:faint::rofl:

Tazz10m
01-11-2008, 05:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6QdMMWlV8&NR=1


:rofl::animlol:

engineer151515
01-12-2008, 18:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfIDpset2I&feature=related

:faint::rofl:

Don't watch that after drinking cheap whiskey.


The dinosaurs seem so real.

:rofl:

VN350X10
01-12-2008, 20:39
Sounds like uncle after eating a pizza with green peppers & a pitcher of "N"Sweat Lager !

ChuteTheMall
01-15-2008, 20:28
http://glocktalk.com/forums/images/buttons/threadclosed.gif

samurairabbi
01-15-2008, 20:42
http://glocktalk.com/forums/images/buttons/threadclosed.gif

Yo, Tazz! It appears we have a case of possible fraud being attempted against the 10-Ring Resort Facility! I suggest we convene a Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider this situation. Such a gathering could draw on the contingency plans we had developed for a possible Colts/Seahawks superbowl matchup party; that way, the planning would not be in vain.

Tazz10m
01-15-2008, 23:15
Yo, Tazz! It appears we have a case of possible fraud being attempted against the 10-Ring Resort Facility! I suggest we convene a Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider this situation. Such a gathering could draw on the contingency plans we had developed for a possible Colts/Seahawks superbowl matchup party; that way, the planning would not be in vain.

Get a rope!

Yeah, so much for the Seasquahawks... *sigh*... ...can't even play in SNOW!!! I mean, what kinda whiny so-called "football player" can't play in SNOW!?!? COME ON!!!! And, Hassleback, CAN'T EVEN THROW THE BALL 15 Yds!!! THROW THE BALL!!! "The next 'Joe Montana'... MY ASSETS!!!! THROW THE BALL!!! I know Joe Montana, Hassleback, you are NO Joe Montana!

Well, at least they didn't whine, snivel and wail like that big cry baby on the Cowpokes... "...our quarterback played the best he *choke* could...:crying:"

I don't know... all i can think about is the party we are not going to have... i guess i'm just going to need some time to heal...

Yeah, tribunal sounds good. We can take out some aggression, drink beer, and BBQ. Sounds therapeutic.

G33
01-16-2008, 00:54
http://glocktalk.com/forums/images/buttons/threadclosed.gif

Not!
When you get a rope...
Tie him to the X-frame.
I have plans-within-plans.
Jes.
:tongueout::wavey:

Bullman
01-16-2008, 04:06
this intruder with his closed button most likely is my fault, I was talking shop on a recent business trip. I imagine it is left horn time, now where is my chalk, closed button in the side pocket:supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 06:54
:outtahere:

G33
01-16-2008, 08:20
He can run...
But he cannot hide.
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::wavey:

Tazz10m
01-16-2008, 11:13
Get 'em girls!:horsey:

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 12:16
He can run...
But he cannot hide.
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::wavey:


Twee-Twee, with YOU planning the "punishment", why would he WANT to hide!

G33
01-16-2008, 16:19
Twee-Twee, with YOU planning the "punishment", why would he WANT to hide!


Point for Rabbi--Kosher Katana.
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
01-16-2008, 16:48
G, Susan, I will hold him down if you two get your feather dusters

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 17:58
this intruder with his closed button most likely is my fault

Yes, it's Bullman's fault. Somebody else get a rope. :alex:

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 18:00
G, Susan, I will hold him down if you two get your feather dusters

That's OK, G & Susan can hold me down.
You can go tumble some brass. :animlol:

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 20:08
That's OK, G & Susan can hold me down.
You can go tumble some brass. :animlol:

Hmmmm ... This ChuteMall guy catches on fast. He may be management material!

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 20:29
Hmmmm ... This ChuteMall guy catches on fast. He may be management material!

Everybody turn in a report explaining what it is they do here, and why they should be allowed to remain.
Have them on my desk, in alphabetical order, by Monday morning.
:headscratch:

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 20:36
Everybody turn in a report explaining what it is they do here, and why they should be allowed to remain.
Have them on my desk, in alphabetical order, by Monday morning.
:headscratch:

Yo, Chute! Possible logistics problem! If we have everyone on your desk on Monday morning, your desk would collapse from the load! Then, the Dungeon and Penthouse financial arms would get in a great big twist over who must pay to replace the desk! We got better things to do on a post-weekend-party Monday; figure out something else for a management action.

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 20:48
By Friday afternoon, everybody submit a report explaining why they will be unable to submit the required information by Monday morning, and suggest who should replace them.

Stack them on samurairabbi's desk in alphabetical order.

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 20:55
... Stack them on samurairabbi's desk in alphabetical order.

You fell into my trap, Chute! I don't HAVE a desk! My operational philosophy: If they can't find me, they can't indict me.

Your suggestions DO show promise, though.

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 20:59
By the way, only 38 posters have more posts than me in this little thread, out of the over 200 who have tried.
At this rate, I'll soon be in the top 20 and then it's only a matter of time before all your thread are belong to me.

How are those reports coming along, gentlemen?

:animlol:

VN350X10
01-16-2008, 21:02
Methinks it is, in fact, time for Mongo to deliver the necessary disipline that is lacking...

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 21:05
... before all your thread are belong to me.

:animlol:



Chute, you need to enlist some henchmen in your effort to take over this thread. If you have allies, you could then write " ... all your thread are belong to US!"

engineer151515
01-16-2008, 21:06
deep in the bowels of the Dungeon, muffled sounds of unrest among the engineering crew


Reports............. aahhhrrrgggghhhh!

Embargo ON!

WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN!!!!!!!

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 21:17
[I]
Reports............. aahhhrrrgggghhhh!

Embargo ON!

WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN!!!!!!!



Eng, I don't think the Penthouse types are sober enough to comprehend your QUESTION, let alone come up with a coherent answer. Don't worry; the Dungeon Linguistics Unit is up to speed on this one; we can crank out EVERYONE's report with little hassle. Hey, this reporting "crisis" give the DLU a motive for living!

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 21:23
Preliminary perusal of early reports indicate a striking similarity.
Either you guys all think alike, or somebody's cheating.
Maybe even both.

samurairabbi
01-16-2008, 21:32
Preliminary perusal of early reports indicate a striking similarity.
Either you guys all think alike, or somebody's cheating.
Maybe even both.


Aint'cha ever heard of "artistic license"?

Actually, the Borg, while participating in 10-Ring Resort parties, gave us pointers on how to use group-think while still retaining individuality and sense of humor. Their advice IS useful!

G33
01-16-2008, 22:58
Borg representative:
:supergrin:

G33
01-16-2008, 22:59
Starfleet consultant:
:cool:

ChuteTheMall
01-16-2008, 23:04
:picard::trek:

samurairabbi
01-17-2008, 16:29
deep in the bowels of the Dungeon, muffled sounds of unrest among the engineering crew


Reports............. aahhhrrrgggghhhh!

Embargo ON!

WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN!!!!!!!


Eng, the Dungeon Insurrection / Rebellion / Revolution Cabal just came up with a real cutie of an idea! Don't cut off power CONTINUOUSLY during your embargo! Rather, flick the lighting on&off to the tune of "Waltzing Matilda"! That will drive the addled 10-Ring psyche (pardon my redundancy) to the brink of amazed breakdown; far classier than making them stagger around in darkness and possibly injuring themselves.

Tazz10m
01-17-2008, 16:59
Eng, the Dungeon Insurrection / Rebellion / Revolution Cabal just came up with a real cutie of an idea! Don't cut off power CONTINUOUSLY during your embargo! Rather, flick the lighting on&off to the tune of "Waltzing Matilda"! That will drive the addled 10-Ring psyche (pardon my redundancy) to the brink of amazed breakdown; far classier than making them stagger around in darkness and possibly injuring themselves.

Hey, you may be on to something there... although it won't do a damn thing to bother me. Maybe your idea could be used to replace water-boarding?

No... wait... On the other hand, the enemy is very much used to having the power and lights flicker on and off to a beat.

Never mind.............

Anyway... try to steer Chute in a more useful direction... we simply just don't need any more politicians around here.

Bullman
01-17-2008, 17:56
deep in the bowels of the Dungeon, muffled sounds of unrest among the engineering crew


Reports............. aahhhrrrgggghhhh!

Embargo ON!

WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN!!!!!!!


Ohhhhhhh ratfart, I guess I am diggin in to the personal stock again, hate it when the tap runs dry, it is so inconvenient.:sigh:

samurairabbi
01-18-2008, 01:41
Anyway... try to steer Chute in a more useful direction... we simply just don't need any more politicians around here.


Already on it, oh' exalted one! The Dungeon Doubletalk Division is ramping up its recruitment program; this guy has potential. If you could spare a few members of your private bikini team for a few days, it would speed the enlistment process along.

VN350X10
01-18-2008, 17:11
Or we could stuff him in TARDIS, set the autopilot, and drop him off back in time where he was relevent.
And yes, we CAN go back that far.....

ChuteTheMall
01-18-2008, 17:17
Anyway... try to steer Chute in a more useful direction... we simply just don't need any more politicians around here.

:soap::soap::soap::soap:

"Vote for me, and I'll set you free!"

MOVED to Page 297

VN350X10
01-18-2008, 17:19
Great......

Just like the man said,
another politician

sounds like a s(-)!T salesman with a mouth full of samples......

ChuteTheMall
01-18-2008, 17:23
If you could spare a few members of your private bikini team for a few days, it would speed the enlistment process along.

Will that be the Swedish Bikini Team or the Samoan Bikini Team?
:cool:

samurairabbi
01-18-2008, 18:52
Will that be the Swedish Bikini Team or the Samoan Bikini Team?
:cool:

That is up to Tazz. If you have a preference, some first-class sucking up may be in order.

G33
01-23-2008, 04:33
Have my eyes on you guys!
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
01-23-2008, 17:32
Until his credentials clear, one (1) member of the Samoan Bikini Team will have to suffice.

And Mongo needs to function as a chaperone. With Vladimir as an assistant.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're NOT out to get you.


u.n.c.l.e.

engineer151515
01-23-2008, 19:08
<<<===
Has not written any "reports"
None
Nada

Has hand on the N*pple Sweat supply valve.

ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bullman
01-23-2008, 19:25
:soap::soap::soap::soap:

"Vote for me, and I'll set you free!"

MOVED to Page 297


He gets a couple of those high numbered bad tempered monkeys he might be thinkin about a new line of work.

ChuteTheMall
01-23-2008, 19:25
Until his credentials clear, one (1) member of the Samoan Bikini Team will have to suffice.




ONE Samoan in a bikini is much more than enough. :wow:

Bullman
01-23-2008, 19:26
<<<===
Has not written any "reports"
None
Nada

Has hand on the N*pple Sweat supply valve.

ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*slips engineer a moon pie*:supergrin::whistling:

engineer151515
01-23-2008, 19:33
*slips engineer a moon pie*:supergrin::whistling:

Oh Yeah!
I live one block from a Mardi Gras parade route.

Bullman rocks!

ChuteTheMall
01-28-2008, 09:41
ɯd 04:80

samurairabbi
01-28-2008, 11:19
?d 04:80


Yo, Chute! Your post is incoherent, incomprehensible, non-sensical, irrational, and totally devoid of any reasonable purpose!

As such, it fits in perfectly in the 8:40PM outlook on life!

engineer151515
01-28-2008, 19:46
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."

Time... to go.

8:40 pm will be it for now. Can't think of a better place to park it.

VN350X10
01-28-2008, 19:52
Looks like it's time for uncle to board TARDIS & do a bit of intergalactic cruising. Might come back with a revised beer formulae, but it's going to be hard to top "N"Sweat Lager.
G33 & susan28, care to come along ?
Mongo's scheduled to meet up with me in about 48 hrs. It'd be a nice suprise for him to see you 2 also; Think it over, departure is set for (earth time) 8:40 PM, 1-30-08.

u.n.c.l.e.

revise to 20:40 CST, 1-30-08

samurairabbi
01-28-2008, 19:55
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."

Time... to go.

8:40 pm will be it for now. Can't think of a better place to park it.

As Socrates said so eloquently in Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

G33
01-28-2008, 22:55
Looks like it's time for uncle to board TARDIS & do a bit of intergalactic cruising. Might come back with a revised beer formulae, but it's going to be hard to top "N"Sweat Lager.
G33 & susan28, care to come along ?
Mongo's scheduled to meet up with me in about 48 hrs. It'd be a nice suprise for him to see you 2 also; Think it over, departure is set for (earth time) 8:40 PM, 1-30-08.

u.n.c.l.e.

revise to 20:40 CST, 1-30-08

Have towel.
Will travel.
:supergrin::wavey:

ChuteTheMall
01-28-2008, 22:59
Have towel.
Will travel.
:supergrin::wavey:

You're all wet.
:shower:

VN350X10
01-28-2008, 23:45
now if susan28 checks in, we're ready to rock! she IS an excellent vj....traveling tunes here we come....

samurairabbi
01-29-2008, 00:13
now if susan28 checks in, we're ready to rock! she IS an excellent vj....traveling tunes here we come....

The Dungeon Linguistics Unit stands ready to field any scholarly inquiries you may have during your travels.

Tazz10m
01-29-2008, 03:18
Looks like it's time for uncle to board TARDIS & do a bit of intergalactic cruising. Might come back with a revised beer formulae, but it's going to be hard to top "N"Sweat Lager.
G33 & susan28, care to come along ?
Mongo's scheduled to meet up with me in about 48 hrs. It'd be a nice suprise for him to see you 2 also; Think it over, departure is set for (earth time) 8:40 PM, 1-30-08.

u.n.c.l.e.

revise to 20:40 CST, 1-30-08

There ya go... always hog'n up all the hotties!

Smart...

samurairabbi
01-29-2008, 18:08
There ya go... always hog'n up all the hotties!

Smart...

Personal initiative is a cherished attribute of all 10-Ring Resort Facility personnel.

Tazz10m
01-29-2008, 23:23
Personal initiative is a cherished attribute of all 10-Ring Resort Facility personnel.

Yeah, and i sure would like to see it a lot more in the rest of the world, too. Matter of fact, i could use some more of it myself.

Heyyyy... i got an idea.... why don't we bottle it and SELL IT!? :supergrin:

samurairabbi
01-30-2008, 16:59
Yeah, and i sure would like to see it a lot more in the rest of the world, too. Matter of fact, i could use some more of it myself.
As a possibly overcautious observation about personal initiative, I offer this exchange in "Lawrence of Arabia" between Lawrence and Field Marshall Allenby:

Lawrence: "Shouldn't junior officers exercise their initiative at all times?"
Allenby: "Not really. Damned dangerous."
Lawrence: "I know."
Allenby: "You do?"
Lawrence: "Yes."

VN350X10
01-30-2008, 17:41
Mongo is here ahead of schedule & G33 has checked in, but we still are waiting on susan28.
If she doesn't show we might need to make contact with Seven of Nine.....

G33, your assistance might be required here....

uncle

G33
01-30-2008, 19:44
No problemo!
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
01-30-2008, 21:51
Hmmmmmm.....Monkey..
Looks like a Chamber session before departure is in order..



since I'm already here, shall we start ?

uncle

G33
01-30-2008, 22:40
Multi-task.
Clever.
Jes.
:supergrin::supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
01-31-2008, 07:36
Multi-task.
Clever.
Jes.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Mufti-tusk
Cleaver
Jus.
:headscratch:

Tazz10m
02-01-2008, 03:14
Heads up everybody... guest speaker in the house!

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G33
02-01-2008, 04:09
Type 0 Swamp-Lagoon Things are we.
:supergrin:

Tazz10m
02-01-2008, 09:34
Type 0 Swamp-Lagoon Things are we.
:supergrin:

Jes...

Well, (deep subject, jes...) actually, i am a type 3... but don't tell anybody...




:whistling:




:supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
02-01-2008, 17:18
There are only three types of people who post here.
Those who can count, and those who can't.

samurairabbi
02-01-2008, 20:13
There are only three types of people who post here.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
----------------------------------------------
There is a FOURTH class of people: Those who, when confronted by a need to count, have a beer instead.

zeke013
02-01-2008, 22:28
----------------------------------------------
There is a FOURTH class of people: Those who, when confronted by a need to count, have a beer instead.

Beer, please!

Tazz10m
02-02-2008, 00:08
Beer, please!

Yeah, i'll have one two.

VN350X10
02-02-2008, 11:01
Count Von Count ?

Von, von beer,

Bullman
02-02-2008, 12:51
Did someone mention beer?

Tazz10m
02-03-2008, 01:42
Yeah, i'll have another beer... oh... i have one right here... well, better give me another one.....

Northalius
02-05-2008, 14:28
I didn't read the whole thread, and only the first few posts. What is this thread all about? The lognest thread in Internet Forum history? Or what? 8:40 PM...? What's this have to do with 10mm?!? :faint:

ChuteTheMall
02-05-2008, 14:44
I didn't read the whole thread, and only the first few posts. What is this thread all about? The lognest thread in Internet Forum history? Or what? 8:40 PM...? What's this have to do with 10mm?!? :faint:

Sorry, but you really need to read the entire thread. :tongueout:

HiddenEyes
02-05-2008, 14:55
Sorry, but you really need to read the entire thread. :tongueout:


This thread is not worthless because it has pictures.;)



Mr. HE:cool:

VN350X10
02-05-2008, 17:07
Northalius.....

It is imperitive that the entire thread "8:40 PM" be read, in order.
If you try to do a "Cliff Notes" type summary, ALL sembelance of direction will be lost.
Fear not, Grasshopper, it will be worth your time and effort, you must trust uncle on this point.
Would you expect to conquor all of the knowledge in Encyclopedia Brittanica in a paragraph ?

Trust....Read....Learn.....

uncle albert

(in response to an honest question, at this time I have 9 pcs. chambered in 10MM) Possibly more, lost count

u.a.

Bullman
02-05-2008, 17:32
I have 3, one rather unique one. And I always have plans for more. Maybe one of the new Deltas, and an Oly upper AR. Depends on how much profit I realize from my new Monkey Begone DNA breath spray. I also still get a copyright concession on the N*ppl* Sweat name but so little gets out of the complex for commercial sale that it isn't very much money, less than a 100 K annually.

Bullman
02-05-2008, 17:33
And Page 300 is coming up, that will cut into commercial sales too.

Tazz10m
02-05-2008, 20:02
...my new Monkey Begone DNA breath spray...

:rofl:

Oh, and say "Hi" to Gov. Gilbert Walker next time you visit the capital in VA.

Tazz10m
02-14-2008, 01:01
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:supergrin:

Bullman
02-14-2008, 04:15
Sharing that with us right there is what makes you a great Leader Tazz. I salute you
:patriot:

G33
02-14-2008, 22:56
It is said the Brits survived on Spam since the Normand invasion.
:supergrin::rofl:

VN350X10
02-15-2008, 09:54
Was that the Normandy invasion,?.........or were they invaded by a guy named Norm ???


Final score:
Spam 1, Blood pudding 0

G33, prepare to disembark from TARDIS, We're home girl ! Oh yeah, please wake up Mongo, he's always cranky if I wake him !

ChuteTheMall
02-15-2008, 12:35
Moved to Page 299


http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/712/normgc7.jpg

VN350X10
02-15-2008, 12:39
SECURITY !!!!!

Check his credentials......Dis is a klassy joint !


uncle


(also noted....Monkey on NORM !)

Obviously, the Norm invasion......

G33
02-15-2008, 15:59
Was that the Normandy invasion,?.........or were they invaded by a guy named Norm ???


Final score:
Spam 1, Blood pudding 0

G33, prepare to disembark from TARDIS, We're home girl ! Oh yeah, please wake up Mongo, he's always cranky if I wake him !

Cuddlie Mongo...:embarassed:

Norman Invasion 1066 AD

Great great granpa X10 Eric the Weird helped in the take over.
Brits never fully recoverd.
Ha!
:whistling::rofl:

ChuteTheMall
02-15-2008, 17:53
Brits never fully recoverd.


Blowback; Henry V invaded France in 1415 and said this at Agincourt:


If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.

God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.

But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!

Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.






Or some playwrite named Willy made it up. Whatever.:faint:

G33
02-15-2008, 20:41
Willy Wonker....:rofl::wavey::supergrin:












English pig dogs!

Bullman
02-16-2008, 06:32
I fart in their general direction.

engineer151515
02-16-2008, 08:30
I still have my bowfinger...

You know what gesture that turned into....

:whistling:

VN350X10
02-16-2008, 13:24
Aye, Roger that......

Bullman, isn't that the feared Blue Flame ??

uncle

Bullman
02-16-2008, 19:55
Sorry, guess I was getting a little careless, nothing singed I hope:supergrin:

VN350X10
02-16-2008, 21:55
Nothing that didn't need charing anyhow !

samurairabbi
02-16-2008, 23:46
Aye, Roger that......

Bullman, isn't that the feared Blue Flame ??

uncle

... Cheaper than charcoal ... but less predictable!

samurairabbi
02-24-2008, 20:29
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE REQUEST

Yo, 10-Ringers! We lowly (blah blah blah etc.) Dungeon types have a request for assistance.

Logistics are in place for the imminent 300th Page celebration. The raucous inebriated revelry of the Penthouse crowd, admirably supplemented by the scholarly presentations on various subjects by the Dungeon organizations, should set a new level of impressiveness. There is, however, one item which requires a measure of expansion.

Registered attendance at the scholarly Dungeon seminars related to the 300th page celebration has risen above our expectations; additional seminar space is needed to properly run the presentations we have planned. Our request: For certain of the higher profile (and most prestigious) programs, we request that these particular seminars be presented within the lagoon Facility. We pledge that, if permission is granted for this change, the scholarly pesentations will not be allowed to impinge on the level of celebratory 10-Ring partying (pardon my redundancy).

We thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Butch
02-24-2008, 20:59
I still have my bowfinger...

You know what gesture that turned into....

:whistling:
You can still pluck yew.....



:patriot:

P.S. What's this thread about? I just found it......no, I read the first couple posts and skipped right to the last page. :)

VN350X10
02-24-2008, 21:30
Well Rabbi, we can use the auditorium in TARDIS, it will EASILY accomidate 5000 people; possibly have engineer151515 run a "Pay Per Tap" line in from the outside,.... pick up a few extra sheckels that way..
Split the cover charge (after all it IS indoors) 85%(us)/15% with the penthouse to keep them from crying, but the beer concession is all ours !

thoughts ???

uncle

ChuteTheMall
02-24-2008, 21:45
You can still pluck yew.....



:patriot:

P.S. What's this thread about? I just found it......no, I read the first couple posts and skipped right to the last page. :)

You need to go back and read the whole thread.

We'll wait. :whistling:

VN350X10
02-24-2008, 21:48
Yeah Butch, since you ARE retired, you've got the time to read the whole thing.
Interesting is a nice word......


and welcome !

uncle albert

samurairabbi
02-24-2008, 21:49
Well Rabbi, we can use the auditorium in TARDIS, it will EASILY accomidate 5000 people; possibly have engineer151515 run a "Pay Per Tap" line in from the outside,.... pick up a few extra sheckels that way..
Split the cover charge (after all it IS indoors) 85%(us)/15% with the penthouse to keep them from crying, but the beer concession is all ours !

thoughts ???

uncle

That sounds workable; however, only ONE overflow venue may still be insufficient for the overflow load. I believe THREE venues are needed.

One detail: I believe BOTH a cover charge AND a pay-per-beer setup would be unwise; bad for our image. I suggest having ONLY a cover charge, and therefore covering the beer cost out of the embezzled celebration cash flow, would be classier.

VN350X10
02-24-2008, 21:51
Works for me !
I'll leave the accounting duties in your skilled hands, and those of your trained Gnomes.

uncle

Bullman
02-24-2008, 21:51
Guess I better step up that vat cleaning I had scheduled, we are going to need all of them online to keep up with demand for this event.

VN350X10
02-24-2008, 21:53
That's O.K. Bull, we WILL cash in on this one !

In Rabbi, We Trust !!

uncle

ChuteTheMall
02-25-2008, 08:16
If Feb 29th and 30th are possible, then anything is possible. Be nice or i'll make them both dissappear!



Split the difference, OK?

ChuteTheMall
02-25-2008, 08:17
Oh what the heck, I'm a member, I'll post something here too.




A+ for enthusiasm! :rofl:

ChuteTheMall
02-25-2008, 08:18
;v;9

That's easy for you to say. :wavey:

ChuteTheMall
02-25-2008, 08:23
I hear the sound of one hand clapping.

Close your curtains. :shower:

ChuteTheMall
02-25-2008, 08:25
Uh, don't you see what's happening here?
It's a run to the end of the page!:cool:

ChuteTheMall
02-25-2008, 08:25
Too late, his OAF'ish tactic will succeed!

:faint:

Page 300 just got moved to!:animlol:

Bullman
02-25-2008, 15:59
:sigh:

VN350X10
02-25-2008, 19:02
And we ain't there yet !!!

engineer151515
02-26-2008, 14:43
I had a (pricey) mass flow totalizer installed on the beer discharge pump from the secondary chillers. This gives you total flow of NS Beer supplies to the six keg fill stations, the Lagoon, High Condo, and flow to three overflow attendance areas. (Please note that the Dungeon tap is not included. We refer to beer supplies to the Dungeon as "Quality Control Samples" and are therefore not billable. At least, that's our story in the Engineering Offices and we are sticking to it). With the flow data available, I will leave correct billing/markup/embezzlement issues to management. As the overflow attendance areas are temporary service, we incorporated NS Beer delivery in open channel Roman Style viaducts made of purified ice which will melt upon completion of the ceremonies/celebrations. Hmmmmm. I hope the drains are big enough when that happens.

VN350X10
02-26-2008, 14:51
If not the drains, the Lagoon can handle most any overflow.
The slight chilling effect might cause a notable difference in some of the apperances of the local flora & fauna, however, I'm sure the Lagoon Girls & the Swedish Bikini Team will be able to adapt, in some fashion. And there will be the Dungeon Minions to assist them if necessary, in whatever fashion.......

All in all, sounds like a job well done.
Thank you, engineer151515.

uncle, &(by proxy) S.Rabbi

engineer151515
02-26-2008, 14:52
Special note to Tazz

:dog: Running Beyotch! Beer is still reserved in a specialty brew area and is not totalized. We have a dedicated tap line, much like we do for the Susan's slushie supercooled beer line.

Bullman
02-26-2008, 16:11
I for one intend to get hammered.

samurairabbi
02-26-2008, 21:32
I had a (pricey) mass flow totalizer installed on the beer discharge pump from the secondary chillers. This gives you total flow of NS Beer supplies to the six keg fill stations, the Lagoon, High Condo, and flow to three overflow attendance areas.

Superb work, Eng. You make me proud to be the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident!

One suggestion: Have a BACKUP mass flow totalizer available onsite. We realize they are pricey, but having full instant backup capability is important. Don't worry about the cost; the Dung Cru financial people can carry the load. Besides, it would be interesting to see if the 10-Ring party crowd (pardon my redundancy) would even notice the additional embezzlement to finance the backup gear.

VN350X10
02-26-2008, 21:35
Ah, Rabbi.....
Good to see that you're back.
Proxy hereby relinquished.....

"N"Sweat Lager ? or Slushie ??

samurairabbi
02-26-2008, 21:47
Ah, Rabbi.....
Good to see that you're back.
Proxy hereby relinquished.....

"N"Sweat Lager ? or Slushie ??

Hang onto the proxy; I feel better knowing we still have full operational flexibility when I sneak out to a Lagoon blowout.

As for libations, I will stick with my usual '59 lafitte Rothschild.

VN350X10
02-26-2008, 22:12
As you wish....

in that case, I'll have the Slushie !

Bullman
02-27-2008, 04:02
Another round of N*ppl* Sweat for me please, it is good for my achin bones.

samurairabbi
02-27-2008, 17:57
Another round of N*ppl* Sweat for me please, it is good for my achin bones.

Any PARTICULAR achin bone you have in mind? ...

Bullman
02-27-2008, 18:35
Nah, right now they pretty much all hurt.

VN350X10
02-27-2008, 19:04
When I wake up in the morning, I've got things that hurt that I didn't even know that I OWNED when I was 18......

uncle(OUCH)albert

samurairabbi
02-27-2008, 22:24
Nah, right now they pretty much all hurt.

When I wake up in the morning, I've got things that hurt that I didn't even know that I OWNED when I was 18......

uncle(OUCH)albert

Permit me to offer assistance. The 10-Ring Medical Center, the Chamber Crew, and the Lagoon Hostesses have jointly developed a treatment regime which we informally call "tag team therapy". We place it at your service.

VN350X10
02-27-2008, 22:26
Ah, exquisite agony !

Bullman
02-28-2008, 04:09
I think Mrs. Bullman might de horn me for making use of such services, I think I better stick to moderate use of N*ppl* Sweat.

VN350X10
02-28-2008, 20:46
She can only kill you ONCE, Bull !



The repeated maiming is a lot of fun thou......

Bullman
03-03-2008, 20:52
For Uncle :angel::angel::angel:

VN350X10
03-03-2008, 21:34
Thanks Bullman.....

Tazz10m
03-05-2008, 23:30
MORE BREW!!!

and...

MORE GIRLS!!!

samurairabbi
03-06-2008, 13:10
MORE BREW!!!

and...

MORE GIRLS!!!

MORE EMBEZZLEMENT!!!

and...

MORE SUBTLY NUANCED PHILOSOPICAL DISSERTATIONS!!!

and...

MORE AWARD-WINNING SCHOLARLY RESEARCH PROJECTS!!!

VN350X10
03-06-2008, 13:12
more time to meditate, please.....

samurairabbi
03-06-2008, 13:14
more time to meditate, please.....

Meditate ... or SNORE?!