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samurairabbi
06-16-2008, 19:50
OK
:supergrin::wavey:

Thank you; we will go to work.

The Dungeon Linguistics Unit will work up a more flowery bit of doubletalk as a further expression of our appreciation for your assistance.

G33
06-18-2008, 05:54
Thank you; we will go to work.

The Dungeon Linguistics Unit will work up a more flowery bit of doubletalk as a further expression of our appreciation for your assistance.


Roger that.
:supergrin::wavey:

samurairabbi
06-22-2008, 18:49
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY NOMENCLATURE ISSUE TO BE RESOLVED

The standard-issue 10-Ring derogatory rant about the Dungeon staff has been: Lowly servile pond-scum (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon peon - usually shortened to LSPS(BBB)DP to save bandwidth on this website. We have detected some feeling among the 10-Ring faithful that the term "common rabble" be affixed to the beginning of this "demeaning insult." Should CRLSPS(BBB)DP become the accepted epithet used by the ranting 10-Ring types (pardon my dedundancy) in their descriptions of the Dungeon staff? If so, now is a good time for implementing this change; we can print the new insult version on the next stationary order.

VN350X10
06-22-2008, 19:45
I currently BURPdon't care about a change in nomenclature at this time:grill:

Having just finished up with prawn/onion/pineapple/red bell pepper 'cabobs, my existance is now looking forward to a couple of very cold (slushie?) "N"Sweat Lagers & a well earned relax.zzzzzzzzzzzz

Not sure where everybody was at, the smell of the applewood smoke should have alerted the entire Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon community....it got the Lagoon Girls & the Swedish Bikini Team to the cookout quickly. A few more Corona & lime were a welcome addition. Interesting weather day, bright sunshine, while raining at the same time. Very Hawaii-like & quite plesant.

Rabbi, if you really feel that the rabble & un-washed Penthouse types won't be confused by the change in acronym, by all means, do so. The more confusing the acronym sounds or appears, the HIGHER embezzelment rate we can utilize, as we look/sound more official.
All in all, a brilliant plan.

Slushie over here please.........thank you Helga !

samurairabbi
06-22-2008, 20:47
... Not sure where everybody was at, the smell of the applewood smoke should have alerted the entire Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon community....it got the Lagoon Girls & the Swedish Bikini Team to the cookout quickly. A few more Corona & lime were a welcome addition. Interesting weather day, bright sunshine, while raining at the same time. Very Hawaii-like & quite plesant.

Unkle, we DID notice the events. We didn't wish to walk on your "action" with your guests!

Bullman
06-22-2008, 20:59
Rabbi, if you will look on page 645 of the embezzelment code book under little known by law surcharges you will not that: "Any typeage of an insulting nature towards a member of the dungeon staff is charged at 46.5 % surcharge for EACH LETTER typed in the insult" Therefore, I would suggest getting them to throw a few more letters into the mix, the more to skim dear sir. (note the dear sir, not really an epithet, really)

samurairabbi
06-22-2008, 21:18
Rabbi, if you will look on page 645 of the embezzelment code book under little known by law surcharges you will not that: "Any typeage of an insulting nature towards a member of the dungeon staff is charged at 46.5 % surcharge for EACH LETTER typed in the insult" Therefore, I would suggest getting them to throw a few more letters into the mix, the more to skim dear sir. (note the dear sir, not really an epithet, really)
One important detail, Bull: The surcharge is imposed ONLY if the "typage of an insulting nature" fails to fulfill the stated high standards of caliber repartee as established between the Penthouse and Dungeon governing structures during one of the early 10-Ring Board Meetings. The Penthouse types may be off-the-wall, but it is both profitable AND enjoyable to be held in servitude to their operation.

VN350X10
06-22-2008, 22:58
Dear Rabbi, it is not considered "walking" on my action.....When uncle is doing a cookout, all within smelling range are AUTOMATICLY invited. The only request is to bring a libation if you desire other than the standard "uncle fare"; this list is not short by any means & there is ALWAYS ample food for the anticipated crowd.....if more than 100 show up, I MAY have to send for reinforcements, but even then, they are readily at hand.
As things are, I'm looking at about a week of leftovers & lunches, not a bad thing; This was my first attempt at smoked prawns & even I was delighted at the outcome.
Besides, since Auntie was with me,.......WHAT ACTION ???????
She is well aware of my ability to seduce/corrupt young innocent nubiles, she herself was, in fact, teaching Sunday School when we met !(tech note here...WAS)

All of the girls left with sufficient food for at least 2 meals each. I may well end up with the gout if I eat this entire pile, I might just need to throw a "leftoversparty", this will need suggestions from Mongo, but the last I saw of HIM today was leaving with a picinic basket in one hand & 2 Lagoon Girls under the other arm....all were laughing maniacally, I'm not real sure WHAT he has planned !
time for another "N"Sweat Lager slushie......Helga....rats she went with Mongo !

O.K.........Ingar ?......thank you sweetheart !:embarassed:

G33
06-24-2008, 21:54
So
many
words.
:supergrin:

VN350X10
06-24-2008, 22:00
I missed you at the party also G33....:crying:

engineer151515
06-24-2008, 22:05
<<-- Missed the party.

Party notifications seem to have difficulty reaching the Dungeon Engineering Team - for some reason... hmmm.

Anyway - time to review special production needs for July 4th blowout.

We've seriously considered some home-loads of fireworks to be fired from 10mm launching tubes.

VN350X10
06-24-2008, 22:09
The notification for the above mentioned BBQ was, in fact, an olfactory notice, not a published one.
Kind of "Smell the chow & come party" sort of thing.
But I'll work on an improved system in the future.
Perhaps a "smell enhancer" if you will.

uncle

engineer151515
06-24-2008, 22:15
Wiffs of good BBQ have been know to start Engineer Team stampedes.

Bullman can relate, I'm sure.

G33
06-26-2008, 07:48
Ah, was in 8th dimension without Mongo.
Had he been with...
We would have known.
:supergrin::wavey:




And you guys thought TARDIS would only do time travel.
:tongueout:



Woman driver!
:rofl:

Bullman
06-26-2008, 15:29
Wiffs of good BBQ have been know to start Engineer Team stampedes.

Bullman can relate, I'm sure.

I've escaped being the guest of "honor" a few times from a barbecue. :supergrin:

samurairabbi
06-26-2008, 17:00
The Heller decision came in this afternoon. Let the celebrations begin. Lagoon party expenses this weekend will be covered by the Dungeon out of our cut of the take.

Tazz10m
06-26-2008, 17:18
Wooohooooo!!!!

We Are Throwing The Biggest Party Ever!!!

Beginning Now!!!

Drinks Are On The House!

samurairabbi
07-02-2008, 20:15
Second weekend of celebration of the Heller decision coming up. Food and beverage logistics are ready for the weekend.

Party hardy.

G33
07-04-2008, 10:45
:supergrin::wavey:

samurairabbi
07-04-2008, 21:00
Heard a good one this evening.

Craig Furgeson, host of the CBS Late Late Show, became a US citizen earlier this year. Tonight he hosted the July 4th celebration at Boston's Herbert Samuel Esplanade. He said:

"I'm an American citizen now! I'm one of YOU! I'm a citizen of this great country! So don't give me any crap ... 'cause NOW I can shoot back!"

Best followup to the Heller decision I've heard all week.

VN350X10
07-05-2008, 21:11
status update:::::

Smoked prawns again, not at the Lagoon, but rather at my home base.

Came out even BETTER this time, a slight change in technique.
Discovered the correct marinade for them. Sweeter, plumper & juicier than before.
And enough Corona to continue celebrating Heller. Ran out of "N"Sweat Lager earlier in the week, supply line seems to be malfunctioning....

Oh, G33, could I get TARDIS back from you before next weekend ? Myself & No-Neck (my male offspring) are scheduled to participate in a pin-shoot near Alpha-Centuri, & Barney (my purple S-10) just won't get us there in time.
Thanks Dear !

uncle

samurairabbi
07-05-2008, 21:22
... And enough Corona to continue celebrating Heller. Ran out of "N"Sweat Lager earlier in the week, supply line seems to be malfunctioning....

This supply line malfunction has an interesting background: Tazz fell into the intakes again. I think this is becoming an 8:40PM tradition. If so, it IS good publicity!

engineer151515
07-07-2008, 13:08
It's tough on the filter media.

Sometimes leads to a request for more donations.

VN350X10
07-07-2008, 21:31
I voulenteer to gather the donations........

samurairabbi
07-07-2008, 22:13
I voulenteer to gather the donations........

Get in line!

VN350X10
07-07-2008, 22:51
But I have, dear Rabbi, & I have a G 20, not a lowly .45.
Therefore, my number in line is :


#1 !!!!

Rank may have it's priviliges, but I'm offering PEACE, thru superior firepower !


uncle.:tongueout:

VN350X10
07-07-2008, 22:55
:ufo:And A Monkey, To Boot.



if anybody wants me, i've moved the chamber into TARDIS !

G33
07-08-2008, 02:51
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
07-08-2008, 21:40
Hellooooooooooow G33 !





:embarassed::tempted:

G33
07-11-2008, 03:23
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-12-2008, 18:44
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

Hmmmm ... Twee-Twee is happy ... If SHE is happy, WE is happy!

VN350X10
07-12-2008, 21:08
:pirates:Aye, happy we is !

samurairabbi
07-15-2008, 21:56
:pirates:Aye, happy we is !

... and with luck, we be even HAPPYER!!!

G33
07-16-2008, 07:59
<----happiestte?
(fem. form of happiest.)
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
07-17-2008, 18:34
I do hope that the cooler in TARDIS is working.......
long, hot, sweaty day. Cold libations are definitely in order. The colder, the better.
Do we have any liquid nitrogen around here ??

susan28
07-17-2008, 20:08
I do hope that the cooler in TARDIS is working.......
long, hot, sweaty day. Cold libations are definitely in order. The colder, the better.
Do we have any liquid nitrogen around here ??

::padding over to uncle w/ ice-cold slushie in filter media fresh from Geesie's quarters:: there ya go uncle! the carbonite cooler is on the fritz but the end-table one in the Penthouse is always stocked, kitty makes sure..

liquid nitrogen? *hiccup* haven't seen it :supergrin:

G33
07-17-2008, 21:08
Hey S28!
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
07-17-2008, 21:13
thank you sweetheart, you're a lifesaver.....

and thank you geesie for keeping proper provisions on hand. a true measure of survivability.:cheers:

susan28
07-17-2008, 21:51
welcome uncle! and hiya Geesie! check out my new gun (http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=897627)!!!

i've been busy while away :whistling:

engineer151515
07-17-2008, 22:07
welcome uncle! and hiya Geesie! check out my new gun (http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=897627)!!!

i've been busy while away :whistling:





Nice sights.

Dungeon Engineering Crew could not have done better.

susan28
07-17-2008, 22:29
thanks eng, i'm pretty stoked myself! truly a worthy addition to the Penthouse collection methinks.. we just keep getting more and more leverage on the underlings everyday :cool:

G33
07-17-2008, 23:28
Cool blaster!
:trek:

VN350X10
07-18-2008, 15:52
We've discussed the sights at length, looks great suze.
Of course the requisite A-Grip is obvious in the pic.
You shooting Double-Tap out of it ?
Test report on the 200 gr if you get a chance.

Next round of Slushies are on uncle !

technical note.....
if G33 be de debbil,
uncle is going to get out the old Nomex undies !

G33
07-18-2008, 19:29
:tempted:

VN350X10
07-18-2008, 21:58
:devilish:

susan28
07-18-2008, 22:42
only shot DT 165's with it so far (and it's *so* good). i just posted a Youtube video of a 1911 with the same system on the thread, but not me shooting.

(padding over to the bar, lapping up the cold, mushy goodness) mmmmmmmeow!

VN350X10
07-18-2008, 22:46
Hokay fine......

Next Slushie is on uncle....

susan28
07-18-2008, 23:15
sowwy, i thought the last one was but i'll have another! :cheers:

G33
07-19-2008, 06:54
Cool gun!
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-21-2008, 23:07
sowwy, i thought the last one was but i'll have another! :cheers:

WARNING: Deeply philosophical observation coming up.

The lady drinks the first slushie.
The first slushie drinks the second slushie.
The third slushie drinks the lady.

G33
07-22-2008, 03:09
:rofl::wavey:

susan28
07-22-2008, 05:33
WARNING: Deeply philosophical observation coming up.

The lady drinks the first slushie.
The first slushie drinks the second slushie.
The third slushie drinks the lady.

result? the lady gets drunk :faint:

brilliant reasoning, sammi, guess that's why you pay yourself the big bucks!

Bullman
07-22-2008, 11:58
Wow....

susan28
07-22-2008, 12:37
WooHoo a G-Monkey, haven't had onna those in awhile!

"come into my parlour.." :eyelashes:

VN350X10
07-22-2008, 21:03
and if i get REAL lucky, after the 4th Slushie,

the lady goes home with uncle.........

susan28
07-22-2008, 21:42
aww heck, uncle :embarassed: you don't have to ply me with alcohol.. but i'll never object to it :supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-23-2008, 00:22
and if i get REAL lucky, after the 4th Slushie,

the lady goes home with uncle.........

We're rootin' for ya, Unkle!

I do suggest you keep in mind the famous (or infamous) "Seventh Slushie Barrier". That incidental stage has tripped up many an ambitious plan.

G33
07-23-2008, 05:38
I could be such a slush?






Wait......
:supergrin::supergrin:

susan28
07-23-2008, 05:40
could? :whistling:

G33
07-23-2008, 07:00
:tongueout::wavey:

samurairabbi
07-23-2008, 11:52
I could be such a slush?

Two demerits, Twee-Twee! The Dungeon Linguistics Unit caught your "I could be such a slut" line before your jumped in to change it. Nyaa, Nyaa!

On a more philosophical note, your ambition to be a slut is worthy of respect ... as long as you do it RIGHT! Many have become sluts; your ambition should be to achieve a refined ethereal essence of perfection of slut!

G33
07-23-2008, 12:58
:rofl::wavey:

VN350X10
07-23-2008, 17:40
Both of you ladies care to join uncle ?? Please ??

G33
07-25-2008, 21:15
Both of you ladies care to join uncle ?? Please ??

:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
07-26-2008, 10:00
now all I have to do is figgure out which of the fotobucket pics IS G33.....

I've eliminated 3 or 4 to start.....

(but Gar with the bat is still in the running...)

susan28
07-26-2008, 10:18
Both of you ladies care to join uncle ?? Please ??

STAT!

yep uncle, Geesie's hiding in broad daylight.. it's like hiding in the shadows only more unnerving to the mark :dunno:

VN350X10
07-26-2008, 10:20
then the game is afoot !

G33
07-26-2008, 11:40
Jes.
:supergrin:

susan28
07-27-2008, 12:21
yet another exclusive photo of classified Dungeon Tech revealed for the first time on PenthouseTv:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/mammogrammachine.jpg

samurairabbi
07-27-2008, 19:37
yet another exclusive photo of classified Dungeon Tech revealed for the first time on PenthouseTv:

... and you can imagine the job getting the exam cost paid by health insurance!

susan28
07-27-2008, 19:57
... and you can imagine the job getting the exam cost paid by health insurance!

better get the Dungeon Book-Cooking staff on it stat, this technology will spread virally once it hits the streets, and as you can see someone has already reverse-engineered (no pun intended) one of your prototypes. all traces of origin must be erased, without affecting funding and profit schemes (i mean streams), of course.

samurairabbi
07-27-2008, 21:24
better get the Dungeon Book-Cooking staff on it stat, this technology will spread virally once it hits the streets, and as you can see someone has already reverse-engineered (no pun intended) one of your prototypes. all traces of origin must be erased, without affecting funding and profit schemes (i mean streams), of course.

Not to worry about the "pirated" version, Suze. The 10-Ring version of this advanced technological medical apparatus avoids so boorish a caption as "Place boobs here"; we are leading toward something more elegant, like "Position bodice contour smoothly in correct position to ensure maximal comfort during comprehensive examination". We think OUR version will easily outclass the pirated competition.

susan28
07-28-2008, 06:28
indubitably!! to the Wine Cellar, Old Sport! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/wine.gif

samurairabbi
07-28-2008, 21:21
indubitably!! to the Wine Cellar, Old Sport! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/wine.gif

We are pleased you approve, Suze!

In the Dungeon setup, when the "Place boobs here" sign is seen, we start working out the seating arrangement for the 10-Ring Board Meeting!

susan28
07-28-2008, 21:36
yes, boobs are well represented in our calibre :) the great equaliser! (infact Geesie *uses* the Equaliser, IIRC..).

VN350X10
07-28-2008, 22:24
me brain hurts again.....

samurairabbi
07-29-2008, 00:03
me brain hurts again.....

Unkle, the mammogram setup here may not be much help to you in this situation. Of course, the 10-Ring Med Center IS set up for an emergency brain transplant!

engineer151515
08-01-2008, 11:31
drip



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VN350X10
08-01-2008, 21:14
that's either a slow IV or a coffee pot run amok....

samurairabbi
08-01-2008, 21:15
drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

drip

Eng, do we have a plumbing leak somewhere, or are you publishing your version of the minutes from the last 10-Ring Board Meeting?

engineer151515
08-02-2008, 17:18
hmmmm

It's coming down from the ceiling of the Dungeon


That's the floor - to you guys.

Maybe from the Ladies Steam Room?

susan28
08-02-2008, 17:27
the dungeon's upstairs? i've always been blindfolded when taken there (and probably drugged) so i've been kinda disoriented.. no, wait a minute.. our floor.. ok.. ::shaking my head:: i think Taz spiked my slushie again...

VN350X10
08-02-2008, 19:59
well susan, alcohol IS a drug, so at least there's an explaination for that part.
The blindfold we leave to the kinky or Pirate sector.


spiking a Slushie.......isn't that rather like painting the Hope Diamond ?

too much sun today for uncle, out playing in my "garden", fighting off mosquitoes the size of Piper Cubs....becoming an involentary blood donor.:faint:

susan28
08-02-2008, 20:04
YES11111, it'"s *ECXACTLY* LIKE PINNING THE POPE TO A HYMEN!! (hiccup*)


*meow

VN350X10
08-02-2008, 20:10
get the camera.....a video would be priceless.
We could show it at the next Lagoon Party !

Engineer151515, do we have the necessary equipment to record the event such as susan28 describes ??

That's going to be even funnier than playing "pin the Brain on the Liberal"

engineer151515
08-02-2008, 21:34
Engineer151515, do we have the necessary equipment to record the event such as susan28 describes ??


Well......

We have cameras and lights.
Its the mounting we might have to work on.

:worried:

samurairabbi
08-03-2008, 13:55
Its the mounting we might have to work on.
... Actually, the salacious 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy) will solve that problem in short order.

susan28
08-03-2008, 14:05
QUOTE=samurairabbi;10996183]... Actually, the salacious 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy) will solve that problem in short order.[/QUOTE]

:drool::whip:

samurairabbi
08-03-2008, 17:30
QUOTE=samurairabbi;10996183]... Actually, the salacious 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy) will solve that problem in short order.

:drool::whip:[/QUOTE]

Suze, your eagerness to wield your whip caused you to overlook the missing square bracket on the leading QUOTE marker!

susan28
08-03-2008, 17:33
:embarassed:

samurairabbi
08-03-2008, 17:37
:embarassed:

If I have caused you discomfiture by pointing out your syntax error, I am prepared to report to your "chamber" for "punishment". I will supply the wine.

susan28
08-03-2008, 17:40
i think that would be breast for all concerned..

samurairabbi
08-03-2008, 17:45
i think that would be breast for all concerned..

To paraphrase the classic GOLDFINGER line:

If you have to do it all over again,
please do it all over me!

ChuteTheMall
08-14-2008, 18:39
http://glocktalk.com/forums/images/buttons/threadclosed.gif

susan28
08-14-2008, 18:46
i got a pair of cosmic rollerskates, Taz got a brand new key..

VN350X10
08-14-2008, 20:11
Here lately I seem to be showing up LATE to the party....
(obvious redundency, but truthful)

GAWD, I hate it when work interferes with my social life, such as it is.....



:juggle:

Tazz10m
08-14-2008, 20:15
i got a pair of cosmic rollerskates, Taz got a brand new key..

Oh yeah... i got the key, Baby!
Not just to your cosmic rollerskates,
But to the cosmic roller coaster,
And the cosmic see-saw.

Ride, ride my see-saw,
Take this place
On this trip
Just for me.

Ride, take a free ride,
Take my place
Have my seat
Its for free.

I worked like a slave for years,
Sweat so hard just to end my fears.
Not to end my life a poor man,
But by now, I know I should have run.

Run, run my last race,
Take my place
Have this number
Of mine.

Run, run like a fire,
Don't you run in
In the lanes
Run for time.

Left school with a first class pass,
Started work but as second class.
School taught one and one is two.
But right now, that answer just aint true.

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah

My world is spinning around,
Everything is lost that I found.
People run, come ride with me,
Lets find another place thats free.

Ride, ride my see-saw,
Take this place
On this trip
Just for me.

Ride, take a free ride,
Take my place
Have my seat
Its for free.

Ride, my see-saw.
Ride, ride, ride, my see-saw.
Ride, my see-saw...

Enjoy the Electric Slushie
Look within
See the sparkle
Beyond the Hope Diamond
And remember to wear your seatbelt!
You might even want to bring a babysitter...

:supergrin:
PERMAGRIN FOREVER!!!

VN350X10
08-14-2008, 20:18
Electric Slushie ?.......



I remember Electric Kool-Aid.......



R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson


:wavey:


:crying:

Bullman
08-14-2008, 20:26
I know what you mean about work interfering Unkle..... had to go and make up a couple of weeks back Bovine U, One more test get that piece of paper that says I am John Law again.

VN350X10
08-14-2008, 20:28
And we all know what a piece of paper is good for.......

Tazz10m
08-14-2008, 20:46
And we all know what a piece of paper is good for.......


Yup... wiping up and displaying the tangible physical bovine scatological evidence!

The proof is in the pudding!

Or is that "putting"?

:dunno:

VN350X10
08-14-2008, 21:08
Tazz Monkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

samurairabbi
08-14-2008, 21:12
i got a pair of cosmic rollerskates, Taz got a brand new key..

... and the Dungeon financed BOTH acquisitions!

Tazz10m
08-15-2008, 09:04
Tazz Monkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lv::thanks:

susan28
08-15-2008, 09:20
PERMAGRIN FOREVER!!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/FnFsmileytrans.gif (http://www.fnf.org)

^clicky!^

susan28
08-15-2008, 09:23
we been lookin' around for grrlz, searchin' the galaxy, unc's got a grill fulla Angus BBQ, sure looks good to me!

VN350X10
08-15-2008, 18:07
TARDIS is again ready, we can provide transport for multitudes on a moment's notice.
Currently the energy cells are reading @ 99+%, given that the insturments have a +/- 2% margin of error, in effect, the "gas" tank is full.


uncle are ready....:wow:

Bullman
08-15-2008, 18:33
And we all know what a piece of paper is good for.......

In this case I would most certainly agree. I already have the ones that mean something to me framed:upeyes:

susan28
08-15-2008, 19:21
In this case I would most certainly agree. I already have the ones that mean something to me framed:upeyes:

wow you have a framed copy of the Articles of Confederation?! :patriot:

Bullman
08-15-2008, 20:03
I thought it would look nice in the den:supergrin:

VN350X10
08-15-2008, 21:03
Prolly has his marriage lic. framed......

As nice as Mrs. Bullman is to tolerate him, he should have it framed !

(yes, auntie has ours framed !)

Bullman
08-15-2008, 21:26
Yeah, that is framed too

She puts up with me, is that the same as tolerating?

samurairabbi
08-15-2008, 22:09
The Dungeon financial operation will commemorate the 7th Michael Phelps swimming victory by suspending our embezzlement operation for a one-hundredth of a second. Our salute to a magnificient comeback effort!

engineer151515
08-18-2008, 09:24
The Dungeon financial operation will commemorate the 7th Michael Phelps swimming victory by suspending our embezzlement operation for a one-hundredth of a second. Our salute to a magnificient comeback effort!

Wow

That cost a pretty penny.

samurairabbi
08-18-2008, 16:57
Wow

That cost a pretty penny.

Not to worry, Eng. The lost embezzlement revenue from that .01 second pause is insignificant in balance to our wish to honor Phelps's achievement!

An intriguing technical aspect to that close finish. Phelps committed a normally unwise action in taking that final half-stroke before lunging to the timing pad. However, the underwater pictures show his opponent creating drag by raising his head and feet on that final 1-foot glide to the finish. So the desperate Phelps "error" was still a superior move to the opponent's error!

engineer151515
08-23-2008, 21:04
I don't usually pay attention to post counts.

But .. my 10,000th post belonged here.


Now, on with you regularly scheduled 10Ring, 08:40PM programming.

susan28
08-23-2008, 21:15
:sharon: happy 10k to you.. happy 10k tooo youuuu, happ-py 10-k, mister en-gin-eer, happy 10-k tooo youuuuu...


ok! time for your lashes :whip:

VN350X10
08-23-2008, 21:18
After you're done lashing him, can he come to his own party susan ??

remember, he doesn't need to be able to walk, he only needs to be able to drink !

uncle

susan28
08-23-2008, 21:23
yes, we have special slushie body shots prepared for him!

engineer151515
08-24-2008, 07:31
<--:supergrin::supergrin::wavey::wavey:

<-- The Dungeon Engineering Crew definitely needs to find a way to recruit more women like susan28 into the fold. But, we'd never get any work done. Beer production would be down. Slushie super chillers would grind to a halt.
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sigh
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eng151515 to Dungeon Engineering Crew: Alright guys! Enough loafing around. Lets get to work. :cool:

VN350X10
08-24-2008, 12:00
trust me, Eng, she'd find a way to MOTIVATE your production level.....


:embarassed:

susan28
08-24-2008, 14:40
hey, did anyone here get a PM saying they got a "donation" from one of your GT friends? i got one saying a certain GT friend has just given me a "$6000 donation" and nothing more. no link or any details, just that. it seemed like some kind of PM spam. i casually replied to it and probably shouldn't have, but hopefully PM's don't link to one's email.

engineer151515
08-24-2008, 16:13
....:whistling:

susan28
08-24-2008, 16:19
heh heh, Jolly Joker :supergrin:

VN350X10
08-24-2008, 20:31
I TOLD you that she'd motivate you........


:embarassed:

samurairabbi
08-25-2008, 02:59
yes, we have special slushie body shots prepared for him!

Hmmmm ... It appears Eng has been hauled off to the Chamber for an extended period of degrading punishment and humiliating debasement at the hands of Suze and her compatriots.



I guess some guys just have all the luck!

susan28
08-25-2008, 05:19
I TOLD you that she'd motivate you........


:embarassed:

:whistling:

VN350X10
08-25-2008, 05:42
loooks like the Rabbi is next in the Chamber line.

susan28
08-25-2008, 06:29
loooks like the Rabbi is next in the Chamber line.

all thru the shadows, watch 'em come and watch 'em go! :tempted:

samurairabbi
08-25-2008, 20:38
... watch 'em come and watch 'em go! :tempted:

Brings to mind a classic Little Johnny joke:

Johnny's parents: "Johnny, what do you want for Christmas?"
Little Johnny: "I wanna watch!"
So they let him.

susan28
08-26-2008, 05:20
hehe, one-liners are the best :supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-02-2008, 16:16
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

Clonie Gowen is playing on Poker After Dark this week; I will therefore be distracted.

All administrative, financial, and scholarly research issues will be covered by the respective Dungeon department heads. Beverage and culinary services will, of course, be maintained at their usual exemplary levels.

VN350X10
09-02-2008, 17:57
"It's dark in here"......

samurairabbi
09-02-2008, 19:05
"It's dark in here"......

It may be more fun in the dark!

Bullman
09-02-2008, 19:31
I was just curious, a little side note here, but I noticed something the other day and I was curious if G33 has her own Television show. Dr. G I presume????:supergrin:

engineer151515
09-05-2008, 10:19
I was just curious, a little side note here, but I noticed something the other day and I was curious if G33 has her own Television show. Dr. G I presume????:supergrin:

There have been unconfirmed sightings on other forums.

The Dungeon Engineering HARLEY Webcam intercepted this photo but we have no DNA analysis to confirm.



http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6678/awbv4.jpg

http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11191970#post11191970

samurairabbi
09-05-2008, 14:57
There have been unconfirmed sightings on other forums.

The Dungeon Engineering HARLEY Webcam intercepted this photo but we have no DNA analysis to confirm.

Positive identification of this foxy lady is vital. I volunteer for DNA collection duty!

VN350X10
09-05-2008, 21:42
You may need assistance Rabbi.

I'm offering !!!

samurairabbi
09-05-2008, 21:50
You may need assistance Rabbi.

I'm offering !!!

While I appreciate your most gracious offer of assistance, Unkle, please permit me the temerity to suggest you use said offer to attempt an anatomically difficult maneuver on your person.

VN350X10
09-05-2008, 21:54
Let me rephrase that Rabbi....

The 10-Ring Advisory Board & Sewing Circle INSISTS that I CHAPERONE you, lest you get into trouble similar to that which happened on Rigel-5.
They also insist that I do not give you a free pass to use TARDIS without adult supervision AGAIN.

jes' followin orders !

uncle

samurairabbi
09-05-2008, 22:00
I apologize most abjectly for my surly and undignified retort to your original offer of assistance. I missed the memo outlining your organizational role within the 10-Ring operational hierarchy in this most important issue.

Clearly, I continue to be distracted by the presence of Clonie Gowen in tonight's Poker After Dark finals.

samurairabbi
09-08-2008, 16:26
The 10-Ring Advisory Board & Sewing Circle INSISTS that I CHAPERONE you ...

jes' followin orders !
The Dungeon Legal team and the Dungeon Publicity crew just chimed in with a good one. Thanks to the 10-Ring Advisory Board and Sewing Circle, I can now legitimately claim that vital appendage of all big shot celebrities: an ENTOURAGE!

I shall be alert for any manifestation of "swelled head syndrome" due to this change in administrative status. Free beer to any entourage member.

Bullman
09-19-2008, 17:17
I was getting worried and thought I would check in. My broker left me an e mail saying that my Penthouse stock tanked, I guess he was talking about my magazine subscription:supergrin:

VN350X10
09-19-2008, 17:20
Yeah Bullman, it's your magazine script' that tanked, not Dis'Plaze !!!


I'll leave out the west virginia ethnic joke I was going to insert here......................

PARTY WEEKEND, NO REASON, JUST THE WEEKEND !!!!!

ChuteTheMall
09-19-2008, 17:24
I'll leave out the west virginia ethnic joke I was going to insert here......................




It's all relative. :upeyes:

VN350X10
09-19-2008, 17:25
No, not THAT joke, the OTHER one !!

susan28
09-19-2008, 18:32
i was sworn to secrecy while the Dungeon Engineering department ironed out the wrinkles on a project i'd commissioned - actually the project moved along at a nice clip but the negotiations with Dewalt were harrowing, but Sammi, in his infinite felicity, agreed to their outrageous terms and resolved to employ the standard Penthouse book-cooking to make up the difference..

My new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt:

It can drive a 16-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back & relax with a cold beverage. When she has the board in the right place just fire away.

After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid Fire Nail Gun, the wife will not ask you fix or build anything else ever again.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/nailgun.jpg

samurairabbi
09-19-2008, 19:58
My new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt:

Impressive. A vastly superior design to the Black&Decker contraption the 40-shooters tried to put together.

MGK3
09-22-2008, 13:27
What?? Huh ??

samurairabbi
09-22-2008, 14:45
What?? Huh ??

Just hang out here a while; it will soon make sense.

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 00:59
iMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

Clonie Gowen is on Poker After Dark again; this appearance has especially great distraction potential.

She has shifted her image. She chose a banker suit jacket, banker glasses, and a big-haired yet dignified do for a hair style. Fortunately, the "dignified" look is nicely set off by the plunging neckline decolletage of her blouse.

The result: BOTH the salacious sleazeball Dungeon contingent AND the Dungeon financial types down here will be distracted this week. We do pledge that the food and beverage service will NOT be affected.

susan28
09-24-2008, 01:13
on right now?! i have 3:10am EST here now, just checked NBC but some stuffy pundit dude's on!! WHERE IS SHE?!!

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 01:24
on right now?! i have 3:10am EST here now, just checked NBC but some stuffy pundit dude's on!! WHERE IS SHE?!!

Suze, you clearly are living in an area where the Dungeon Operation does NOT set the TV schedule. Perhaps you should meander over to my suite ... Whoops! ... my lowly Dungeon cell. All the slushies you can slurp!

susan28
09-24-2008, 01:35
i'm SO there.. and ah, she went off at 3am, just missed her, maybe tomorrow, hope she's still in Bank trim :)

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 01:42
i'm SO there.. and ah, she went off at 3am, just missed her, maybe tomorrow, hope she's still in Bank trim :)

... and if she lapses to her usual look, you and I can assist each other in assuaging our shared grief!

susan28
09-24-2008, 02:03
hehe yes, we'll get through it together.. 2 inebriated, lust-ravaged 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) are better than one :)

Bullman
09-24-2008, 05:39
I wish I could be of assistance but I am currently loading all my Smith 10mm magazines, as I soon will begin my assault on Microsoft for these danged windefender popups that are annoying me.

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 12:36
... 2 inebriated, lust-ravaged 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) ...

Touche', mon ami!

Clonie made the cut last night; she will therefore be at the table tonight. However, she IS short-stacked.

Our mutual loyalty to sustaining each other's morale in the face of a possible Clonie fashion relapse is a shining example of the sterling capability of the 10-Ring Facility to maintain the well-being of its members!

(Quick! Somebody find Clonie and switch her AWAY from that new look! I think I prefer Suze and me to be in need of morale boost tonight!)

susan28
09-24-2008, 12:42
(Quick! Somebody find Clonie and switch her AWAY from that new look! I think I prefer Suze and me to be in need of morale boost tonight!)

DON'T YOU DARE!! why i oughtta... OHHHhhh no.. HA! nice try :tongueout:

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 12:47
DON'T YOU DARE!! why i oughtta... OHHHhhh no.. HA! nice try :tongueout:

... You caught me! To expiate my misconduct, you might consider properly punishing me tonight between our critiques of Clonie's fashion look!

susan28
09-24-2008, 12:49
i might. permission to ruminate granted :)

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 12:53
i might. permission to ruminate granted :)

... Actually, Bull is the one who ruminates. I am the one to FANTASIZE!

susan28
09-24-2008, 12:58
as the man said to the nice Lady at the 10-Ring Livery Stable and Fast-Fetish Emporium: "Fanta-size me!".

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 13:02
... and Fast-Fetish Emporium ...

My business goes to the SLOW-fetish emporium ...

susan28
09-24-2008, 13:10
My business goes to the SLOW-fetish emporium ...

ah, that's right, you're a .45 shooter ;)

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 13:17
ah, that's right, you're a .45 shooter ;)

well played!!!

susan28
09-24-2008, 13:47
:courtsie: thank you my dear.. now be a good boy and go fetch kitty a slushie, fresh filter please!

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 16:42
:courtsie: thank you my dear.. now be a good boy and go fetch kitty a slushie, fresh filter please!

On the way!

May I count on your cooperation in providing fresh filter material?

susan28
09-24-2008, 16:45
::tossing my faithful servant the key to my lingerie safe, starting the stopwatch::

samurairabbi
09-24-2008, 17:04
::tossing my faithful servant the key to my lingerie safe, starting the stopwatch::

Your faithful servant will search comprehensively among the available filter material options. Permit me the temerity to suggest your personal cooperation would be invaluable in this effort.

susan28
09-24-2008, 17:17
::picking out a nice lavendar one from the once-worn drawer, snatching back the key and checking for signs of duplication:: right then!

i scent them to match the colour, i'm in a floral mood today..

samurairabbi
09-25-2008, 16:34
... 2 inebriated, lust-ravaged 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy)

Suze, a salacious sleazeball contingent within the Dungeon Linguistic Unit has raised an interesting semantic point: Might "lust-ravished" be more fitting than your original "lust-ravaged"? Possibly a minor point, but, as in many other aspects of life, a subtle nuance can be all-important.

susan28
09-25-2008, 17:21
yes, but remember i had just *missed* Clonie by *5 minutes*, it was agony.. i was definitely ravaged..

samurairabbi
09-25-2008, 23:42
yes, but remember i had just *missed* Clonie by *5 minutes*, it was agony.. i was definitely ravaged..

Hmmmm ... I like your style! The Dungeon Arbitration and Adjudication Division has ruled your presentation to be the controlling one in this situation. The various Dungeon salacious sleazeball contingents involved on this issue accept this ruling, and will report to you for whatever discipline you deem correct to resolve this matter.

susan28
09-26-2008, 03:23
well done, your effort is much appreciated. 30 minutes in the Chamber. Geesie will see to you presently.

samurairabbi
09-26-2008, 13:50
well done, your effort is much appreciated. 30 minutes in the Chamber. Geesie will see to you presently.

Hmmmm ... If I grovel, plead, beg, and implore REALLY hard, can I get the full hour instead?

susan28
09-26-2008, 14:17
ungrateful boys get none!

Bullman
09-26-2008, 14:52
Well, he is due after all, monkey dna you know.:supergrin:

susan28
09-26-2008, 14:56
ah so he is... ok, 60' it is.. :)

samurairabbi
09-26-2008, 16:30
I owe you one, Bull!

Bullman
09-26-2008, 17:06
Think nothing of it boss ;)

samurairabbi
09-27-2008, 00:33
Clonie has just doubled up big time against Phil Hellmuth; Phil is now severely short-stacked. I am ecstatic! The Dungeon embezzlement rate is reduced to 38.1% for the next week to commemorate this splendid event!

samurairabbi
09-27-2008, 00:37
Phil Hellmuth has just been eliminated! The embezzlement rate for next week is now down to 37.7%!

samurairabbi
09-27-2008, 01:12
Clonie is victorious! The embezzlement rate will be 36.8%, and will stay at that level for TWO full weeks!

susan28
09-27-2008, 01:43
::yawninggg, stretching paws:: !!!!! *sigh* the Penthouse needs TIVO :(

Bullman
09-27-2008, 08:50
Well, I had that in the plans until this bullcalf came along, now I am having to add on to the stable.

samurairabbi
09-28-2008, 00:42
::yawninggg, stretching paws:: !!!!! *sigh* the Penthouse needs TIVO :(

Suze, I have a full Tivo setup in my suite's media room ... Whoops! ... in one corner of my demeaning Dungeon prison cell hovel. You are welcome to view my Tivo whenever you wish. The offer of all the slushies you can slurp still applies.

susan28
09-28-2008, 06:39
Suze, I have a full Tivo setup in my suite's media room ... Whoops! ... in one corner of my demeaning Dungeon prison cell hovel. You are welcome to view my Tivo whenever you wish. The offer of all the slushies you can slurp still applies.

hmmmm... wondering if i get a G21sf and put my G20 slide on it, if i would qualify for Dungeon status, it seems to be the best-kept secret of the Complex..

engineer151515
09-28-2008, 06:48
Clonie is victorious! The embezzlement rate will be 36.8%, and will stay at that level for TWO full weeks!

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

Easy there!!! Easy!!!

:faint:

engineer151515
09-28-2008, 06:50
::yawninggg, stretching paws:: !!!!! *sigh* the Penthouse needs TIVO :(

Might take a couple of weeks before the funds show up to perform said service. :whistling:

susan28
09-28-2008, 07:06
YES eng now i know why Penthouse improvements have been lagging so much, Clonie's been winning consistently and the Dungeon celebrations are breaking us!

samurairabbi
09-28-2008, 21:25
YES eng now i know why Penthouse improvements have been lagging so much, ...

I salute your observational acuity, Suze. Most standard-issue inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) are too busy partying to notice subtle administrative matters. All matters you have noticed will be on track by tomorrow.

Tivo in your quarters will, however, take a litte longer. I have nefarious motives in delaying your Tivo installation. Perhaps I should endure more punishment.

susan28
09-28-2008, 21:32
set your Tivo on Clonie and i'll see you at the customary 300 hours +5 minutes :crying:

samurairabbi
09-28-2008, 21:36
set your Tivo on Clonie and i'll see you at the customary 300 hours +5 minutes :crying:

I'm on it!

Do you want any of the "casual look" Clonie, or should we stay with the "new look" Clonie?

susan28
09-28-2008, 21:41
New all new!!!

samurairabbi
09-28-2008, 22:03
New all new!!!

I concur; the new look is VASTLY superior! If she stays with it, I think she will get significantly greater air-time during tournament telecasts.

I will confess to something that may damage my gracious gentleman persona within the 10-Ring membership. I tuned into that Poker After Dark telecast AFTER the intro's. Upon seeing the table, I immediately thought: "Hey, that classy lookin' hottie in seat five could make me forget all about Clonie Gowen!" Then, on a closeup, I realized that hottie WAS Clonie Gowen! Clearly, the salacious sleazeball component of my psyche was in control at that moment! I have no excuse for such a lapse, and will seek some way to expiate my boorish conduct.

susan28
09-28-2008, 22:08
Seek and ye shall be found wanting, and punished accordingly!

samurairabbi
09-28-2008, 22:47
Seek and ye shall be found wanting, and punished accordingly!

A philosophical inquiry: If I am found wanting, and want punishment, am I rewarded ... or punished!

susan28
09-29-2008, 04:30
hmmm, well if "seek and ye shall find" is the rule, and 'tis punishment ye be seeking, and your question is "shall i be punished or rewarded?", then the answer is "yes".. quite a racket you've got going there!! :pirates:

(or should i say "rack"?)

"iron suits you, sammi.. or should i say, 'irons' suit you?.."

samurairabbi
09-29-2008, 14:51
"iron suits you, sammi.. or should i say, 'irons' suit you?.."

Irony suits me even better!

susan28
09-29-2008, 14:56
28 <~~~~ Ironic Maiden

samurairabbi
09-29-2008, 15:02
28 <~~~~ Ironic Maiden

... or Iconic Maiden

susan28
09-29-2008, 15:10
awww, Icon'a like you too <3

VN350X10
09-29-2008, 16:32
me brain hurts.......... AGAIN !!

Somehow, the linguistic gymnastics are causing a frizzle of the frazzle & nothing is making cents anymore....

Perhaps there was a form of pollution on the last lime I consumed. Or I didn't soak it in the disenfectant solution quite long enough. It should only take about an hour in the everclear to be safe, right ?????

susan28
09-29-2008, 16:42
everclear is the perfect dressing for consumers of brain salad. let marinate in the safe for an hour and enjoy!

susan28
09-29-2008, 16:44
speaking of brains, i have monkey! you've got honours uncle, it'll help you unwind while your brain's soaking..

VN350X10
09-29-2008, 17:05
Perhaps we should just go ahead & marinate uncle.......



(this is sounding better already)

susan28
09-29-2008, 17:22
we'll get Chef Geesie right on it!

VN350X10
09-29-2008, 17:29
I wouldn't complain if Geesie ......never mind, I'd just get in MORE trouble......





someone hand me a "N"Sweat Lager & I'll go away quietly. No need to call the little men in their little white suits.

samurairabbi
09-29-2008, 21:21
I wouldn't complain if Geesie ......never mind, I'd just get in MORE trouble......

someone hand me a "N"Sweat Lager & I'll go away quietly. No need to call the little men in their little white suits.

Actually, Unkle, you should REJOICE at the possibility of getting in more trouble involving Geesie!

Forget the little white suited men. We will organize a massive celebratory blowout ... Whoops! ... a comprehensive adjudicatory survey ... of your situation. Trust me, you will enjoy it!

VN350X10
09-29-2008, 22:38
If not enjoy, then certainly make the best of the situation......(pain)

Bad day of weather change & too many HARD miles on the old bodkin..(ouch)

G33
09-30-2008, 06:28
Some bodies say Trouble?
:cheerleader::tempted:

samurairabbi
09-30-2008, 14:47
If not enjoy, then certainly make the best of the situation......(pain)

Bad day of weather change & too many HARD miles on the old bodkin..(ouch)

Some bodies say Trouble?
:cheerleader::tempted:

There you go, Unkle! With a tiny bit of coordination by the Dungeon Morale Maintenance Division, your problem is moving towards resolution.

VN350X10
09-30-2008, 16:42
Geesie, forget the "Dr's. Without Borders"......


I'm much more interested in "Nurses without Morals"....


(told you I'd get in trouble!)

ChuteTheMall
09-30-2008, 17:18
Imagine Borders without books. :headscratch:

VN350X10
09-30-2008, 17:32
Would that be anything like a Flophouse without Borders ??

Or pirates without Boarding Parties ??

samurairabbi
09-30-2008, 17:37
Imagine Borders without books. :headscratch:

The Dungeon financial types offer: Books without audit trails.

VN350X10
09-30-2008, 21:52
Does that mean we can increase the "customary donation rate" with impunity ?

G33
09-30-2008, 22:54
You guys are on a roll!
:supergrin::supergrin:

susan28
09-30-2008, 22:57
28 <------- on a bun.

G33
10-01-2008, 05:25
Continental breakfast = roll in bed with a little honey.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
10-01-2008, 06:06
Now that's what I'm talkin about:supergrin:

Bullman
10-01-2008, 06:07
Borders..... don't fence me in.

susan28
10-01-2008, 06:35
yum!!

VN350X10
10-01-2008, 17:03
Daisy's fart is smoking ?

Who's Chilli was she eating ??

Quick, give her a Slushie....

Bullman
10-01-2008, 17:34
seemed like the thing to do at the time, ha ha ha.:supergrin:

engineer151515
10-01-2008, 17:37
Bullman rocks.


He has a monkey, but he rocks...

VN350X10
10-01-2008, 18:26
That means he gets a Chamber Session !

unless he takes what's behind door #3......

Bullman
10-01-2008, 18:40
hmmmmmm, door number three. I will take a chance here, just cause I remember what happened the last time I got a chamber session. Mrs. Bullman (my svelte little jersey) was not pleased.

ChuteTheMall
10-01-2008, 18:40
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4127/funnyanimalspictures06qx2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Is it 8:40 PM yet?

VN350X10
10-01-2008, 19:09
well, the little dog with the stogie was behind door #2......


Behind door #3 is a certificate, duly authorized by the Joint Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon Entertainment Comittee, for TWO CHAMBER SESSIONS, or a Lifetime FREE supply of "N"Sweat Lager, to be delivered to your place of choice by The Swedish Bikini Team !

ENJOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bullman
10-01-2008, 19:17
Oh Boy :shocked:

engineer151515
10-01-2008, 20:55
Oh Boy :shocked:

Mrs. Bullman will be REAL happy with that. :whistling:

samurairabbi
10-01-2008, 23:10
I am shocked ... SHOCKED! ... to find that risque repartee is going on on these premises!

G33
10-02-2008, 17:29
I am shocked ... SHOCKED! ... to find that risque repartee is going on on these premises!


What?
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-02-2008, 18:10
What?
:supergrin:

Hmmmm ... Comprehension seems to have disappeared. Quick! Round up the usual suspects!

G33
10-02-2008, 21:53
Hmmmm ... Comprehension seems to have disappeared. Quick! Round up the usual suspects!

Who?
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-02-2008, 22:10
Who?
:supergrin::supergrin:

Hmmmmm ... The comprehension gap is getting serious. I have instructed my people to round up TWiCE the usual number of suspects!

G33
10-02-2008, 23:29
Where?
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-03-2008, 00:30
Where?
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

Where? Well, I think ... Ach! What right do I have to think!

Bullman
10-03-2008, 04:42
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Is it 8:40 PM yet?


Yet??? It is 8:40 p.m. somwhere.... and in Uncle's case with the tardis, it is 8:40 p.m. sometime.:cool:

Bullman
10-03-2008, 04:43
Where? Well, I think ... Ach! What right do I have to think!

I thought I was the only one that didn't have the right to think.

samurairabbi
10-03-2008, 21:09
I thought I was the only one that didn't have the right to think.

You are incorrect, Bull. Within the jurisdiction of the 10-Ring Resort Facility (and the associated administrative sites supporting its partying), you have the right to think.

When you are within earshot of Mrs. Bull (TSLJ), you are NOT within our jurisdiction. You are then on your own.

VN350X10
10-03-2008, 21:40
With TARDIS at my disposal, it is 8:40 PM ANYTIME, ANYPLACE we need it to be !

Also comes in handy in the case of Jimmy Buffet, what with being 5:00 o'clock SOMEWHERE (anywhere!), or if we feel the need for it to be "Beer:30" anytime.

Just one of the modern convieniences......

And if need be, we can transport Bullman to a point BEFORE he got in trouble with Mrs.B, due to a Chamber indescretion & save him from her wrath.

uncle

VN350X10
10-03-2008, 21:42
and these STUPID adds in the middle of a thread HAVE to:tongueout: go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wow:



:steamed::steamed::steamed:

Bullman
10-03-2008, 22:09
You are incorrect, Bull. Within the jurisdiction of the 10-Ring Resort Facility (and the associated administrative sites supporting its partying), you have the right to think.

When you are within earshot of Mrs. Bull (TSLJ), you are NOT within our jurisdiction. You are then on your own.

Fixed it for you. We don't use the "H" word around here. Jersey's have all the extras and those "H"'s well, they're just cows.

VN350X10
10-03-2008, 22:21
"H" word get you in deep doodoo !

samurairabbi
10-03-2008, 22:38
Fixed it for you. We don't use the "H" word around here. Jersey's have all the extras and those "H"'s well, they're just cows.

I apologize most abjectly for my grossly improper use of the "H" in my post. I have made the appropriate correction in my original post. I beg for forgiveness and mercy.

G33
10-04-2008, 21:18
I apologize most abjectly for my grossly improper use of the "H" in my post. I have made the appropriate correction in my original post. I beg for forgiveness and mercy.


Sir Rabbitty still needs a spanking.
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-04-2008, 21:26
Sir Rabbitty still needs a spanking.
:supergrin::supergrin:

I agree. My boorish use of the "H" word requires enduring the fullest possible punishment. I shall report to the Chamber when Twee-Twee determines the appropriate appointment time.

(Do I get the full 60 minutes of punishment?)