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VN350X10
10-04-2008, 21:53
Rabbi, for such a blatant error in protocol, you will recieve not only the customary 60 minutes, but also a 30 minute bon....er....that is....a 30 minute "punishment extension".
Thats it, a 30 minute punishment extension.

uncle albert :rofl:

VN350X10
10-04-2008, 21:54
seems I too must get in line......I seem to have "monkeyed".



:embarassed:

samurairabbi
10-04-2008, 22:12
Rabbi, for such a blatant error in protocol, you will recieve not only the customary 60 minutes, but also a 30 minute bon....er....that is....a 30 minute "punishment extension".
Thats it, a 30 minute punishment extension.

uncle albert :rofl:

My lawyer may even be able to get me still another 30 minutes beyond your 30 minute extension ... for "community service".

VN350X10
10-04-2008, 23:10
hiring a mouthpiece.....?....... now that's just LOW


:dunno:

G33
10-05-2008, 01:56
hiring a mouthpiece.....?....... now that's just LOW


:dunno:

Low?
Dungeon Dweller?
:rofl::rofl:

VN350X10
10-05-2008, 02:00
Should have added Pardon my redundancy !
can't get much lower than a Dungeon dweller.

After the necessary Chamber session, care to join me in a TARDIS session G33 ?

The power cells are again full & there's a new strip mall adjacent to Rigel 3 that just opened in 75 years(earth time) Using TARDIS, we can be in time for the ribbon cutting & Grand Opening party. The credits card is back at full level also, so it's going to be a shopping fest.
Join me ?

uncle

G33
10-05-2008, 02:09
Tardis.
Unkle.
Great.
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
10-05-2008, 02:12
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-05-2008, 13:24
Low?
Dungeon Dweller?
:rofl::rofl:

Touche', mon Ami!

G33
10-05-2008, 13:31
Touche', mon Ami!

:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
10-05-2008, 13:50
lower than running boards on a worm.......

samurairabbi
10-05-2008, 17:39
lower than whale excrement ... and that stuff's on the bottom of the ocean!

ChuteTheMall
10-05-2008, 18:23
lower than whale excrement ... and that stuff's on the bottom of the ocean!

unless it floats

:drowning:

samurairabbi
10-05-2008, 19:12
unless it floats

:drowning:

... but then the seabirds would get it

engineer151515
10-07-2008, 22:30
Deep in the bowels of the Dungeon Engineering Research and Production control room...

A room that hums with the activity of hundreds of microprocessor computer chips,


The spin of dozens of hard drives, the glow of dozens of monitors,


And at least two gurgling coffee pots....


There is a small "beep" on one of the computer monitors in a corner of the room.

In the background din of HVAC equipment and environmental control, that small beep flashes a warning in a DCS programing control window.

That warning says....









.....Approaching #8040 posts on 08:40 PM

beep.

Operator please acknowledge.................strike any key .....






Deep in the bowels of the Dungeon Engineering Research and Production control room, Engineer151515, with fresh coffee in hand, eyes the computer monitor.


He reaches over to the computer keyboard and presses.........



[ Enter ]


And smiles.

G33
10-08-2008, 01:54
Poetic.
Touching.
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
10-08-2008, 18:26
that post reads # 8015......

still a few away, aren't we ??

or did it change whan TARDIS returned ?

enlighten uncle, please.......:dunno:

samurairabbi
10-08-2008, 22:50
that post reads # 8015......still a few away, aren't we ??

or did it change whan TARDIS returned ?

enlighten uncle, please.......:dunno:
Things are mellow, Unkle. We needed sufficient administrative notice to properly execute the transitions between the Pre-8040th-Post party, the 8040th-Post party, and the Post-8040th-Post party. It is remarkably easy to flub the transitions if we allow the superb Dungeon admin efforts to fall below our professional standards.

VN350X10
10-08-2008, 22:58
But dear Rabbi, given the time-shifting capabilities of TARDIS, we should be able to correct any errant postings, posings or posturings as they become apparant. Leaving us MORE time to party.


uncle

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 00:10
But dear Rabbi, given the time-shifting capabilities of TARDIS, we should be able to correct any errant postings, posings or posturings as they become apparant. Leaving us MORE time to party.

uncle
One important detail: If Twee-Twee or Suze need TARDIS for a shopping run to the fashion malls at Rigel-3, they will work their wiles and GET the thing! I personally do not have the testicular fortitude to try to take Tardis away from them; I doubt many within the 10-Ring would care to attempt to, either!

The admin crap we are doing to ensure graceful transitions between the parties may not be the most efficient means of doing so, but sometimes you just have to endure it if you want to call yourself a 10-Ringer!

G33
10-09-2008, 13:00
Testicular.
Klingon Disruptor.
G and S.
Best not fight it boys.
:supergrin::wavey:
:trek:

Bullman
10-09-2008, 18:10
Testicular.
Klingon Disruptor.
G and S.
Best not fight it boys.
:supergrin::wavey:
:trek:


I would have to change my name most likely:shocked:

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 19:35
Permit me to invoke the immortal advice given by Elliot Gould to Donald Sutherland during the brawl with Robert Duvall in the movie "MASH":

"Watch out for your goodies!"

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 19:52
why do you think I GAVE them both keys & acess codes for TARDIS ?....


I prefer to think that Mom raised a FAT kid, not a DUMB kid !

I've even gone so far as to give private instruction in operation to both of them, & if G29 ever shows back up, she too will get the same treatment.
Rather like any other potentially dangerous device, proper instruction is necessary for safe operation of TARDIS, lest we suffer a disasterous time-shuffle, perhaps even going back to 8:39 !:dunno:

uncle

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 21:03
Rather like any other potentially dangerous device, proper instruction is necessary for safe operation of TARDIS, lest we suffer a disasterous time-shuffle, perhaps even going back to 8:39 !:dunno:

8:39 we can handle; if it jumps back to 8:35, we would be in deep kim-chee!

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 21:25
There are worse things to be deep in than Kim-Chee.....

as I recall, she was rather cute.....

Bullman
10-09-2008, 21:52
There are worse things to be deep in than Kim-Chee.....

as I recall, she was rather cute.....

And she also did this neat little thing with her.......... :embarassed:


Monkey, yeah, that's it, Uncle just got a monkey

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 21:53
There are worse things to be deep in than Kim-Chee.....

as I recall, she was rather cute.....

Unkle, you have moved into the front-runner position for the October Salacious Sleazeball Award. Well done.

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 21:53
Oh, you remember that little stunt too Bullman ?



note to Rabbi.....
I try !

Bullman
10-09-2008, 21:55
Well..... technically, I was never there, I didn't see anything, just what I have heard from some of the boys down at the brew room, you know how they talk :embarassed:

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 21:57
don't be so modest Bull.
After all we both have been involved with some of the.....oh.....er.....never mind....:faint:

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 21:57
note to Rabbi.....
I try !
Many try. You succeed!

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 22:00
Has anybody even heard from G 29 in the last few months ?

G 33, is she off bumming with the Borg, or out philandering with the Pirates again ?

Inquiring minds want to know !

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 22:04
Has anybody even heard from G 29 in the last few months ?

Inquiring minds want to know !
Gee-Two-Niner, AKA Brooke Burke, is in the running for the big time on "Dancing With The Stars". That's good PR for the 10-Ring facility.

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 22:05
well that IS good news.
Her partner is Julieanne's older brother, Derek, correct ?

samurairabbi
10-09-2008, 22:10
well that IS good news.
Her partner is Julieanne's older brother, Derek, correct ?

Can't help you on that one, Unkle; identification of the MALE participants is outside my sphere of concern.

VN350X10
10-09-2008, 22:12
for identification purposes, at times it becomes necessary. Like to remember who bought the last round of drinks & who NEEDS to buy the next round.
Strictly for statistical reasons.

samurairabbi
10-10-2008, 00:04
for identification purposes, at times it becomes necessary. Like to remember who bought the last round of drinks & who NEEDS to buy the next round.
Strictly for statistical reasons.

Tracking mundane items such as these falls within the duty list of entry-level probationary members of the admin teams. The senior-level Penthouse and Dungeon members have better things to occupy our attention.

G33
10-11-2008, 14:47
Gee-Two-Niner, AKA Brooke Burke, is in the running for the big time on "Dancing With The Stars". That's good PR for the 10-Ring facility.


B. the SexBot.
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-11-2008, 16:06
B. the SexBot.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Probably true ... but this particular SexBot has demonstrated a high level of preparation, dedication, and physical training in achieving the superb quality of her dance routines. This makes her title of Sexbot complimentary, and perhaps even laudatory.

VN350X10
10-11-2008, 16:16
Can I invite B.B. to the next lagoon Party ?:embarassed:

samurairabbi
10-11-2008, 16:41
Can I invite B.B. to the next lagoon Party ?:embarassed:

Sure ... Get in line!

VN350X10
10-11-2008, 20:31
Sorry to again remind you of the protocols dear Rabbi, but the fact is, YOU are a .45 shooter.....

I, however, shoot a 10MM.

In a board game the term would be "CzechMate".

HOWEVER, in interest of keeping serenity in the Dungeon, I will accede my place in line to an ELDER member.:tongueout:

Bullman
10-11-2008, 22:12
HOWEVER, in interest of keeping serenity in the Dungeon, I will accede my place in line to an ELDER member.:tongueout:


Could we do that by post count?:supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-11-2008, 22:14
Sorry to again remind you of the protocols dear Rabbi, but the fact is, YOU are a .45 shooter.....

I, however, shoot a 10MM.

In a board game the term would be "CzechMate".

HOWEVER, in interest of keeping serenity in the Dungeon, I will accede my place in line to an ELDER member.:tongueout:

Unkle, please permit a Penthouse type to take your place in the line. I prefer to draw on my linguistics proficiency, my research & scholarly capabilities, my stock of '59 Lafitte Rothschild, and my access to a private dining room within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, for any influence I may possess with Suze and the Geesies.

VN350X10
10-11-2008, 22:15
But would YOU admit to being senior to Sammy ?

He's so old, his first 1911 was MADE in 1911......:wow:

VN350X10
10-11-2008, 22:16
And using your personal stock of LaFeet '59 is just wrong,wrong,WRONG !

samurairabbi
10-11-2008, 22:21
And using your personal stock of LaFeet '59 is just wrong,wrong,WRONG !

Perhaps ... but it works!

VN350X10
10-15-2008, 18:14
B.B. is still in the running, er, dancing...:dancing::snoopy:

samurairabbi
10-16-2008, 00:21
B.B. is still in the running, er, dancing...:dancing::snoopy:

Yup. She got da' moves!

VN350X10
10-16-2008, 15:57
and DA' BOD !!

samurairabbi
10-16-2008, 19:04
and DA' BOD !!

So true! However, DA' BOD, outstanding as it is, nevertheless pales in significance to DA' PERSONALITY!

...(Get serious, Rabbi. Who the hell do you think is going to believe your ranking BB's personality above that killer bod!) ... Probably no one. But it is vital to have a gracious veneer over one's salacious sleazeball core. Such a veneer may be a "lie", but, as in much of life, a gracious dignified surface impression allows the possessor to get by with ONE HELL OF A LOT of ... how best to phrase this ... got it! ... MISCONDUCT!

VN350X10
10-17-2008, 08:05
That's like saying you buy Playboy & Penthouse for the articles..........

samurairabbi
10-17-2008, 16:20
That's like saying you buy Playboy & Penthouse for the articles..........

... but I like MY explanation better! I observe the Basic Law of Bureaucracy: Never use ONE word when TEN will do.

Bullman
10-18-2008, 07:59
That's like saying you buy Playboy & Penthouse for the articles..........


But I do, some fascinating reading in between the covers of playboy, really:supergrin:

(that's what I would tell Mrs. Bullman anyway)((before she killed me))

samurairabbi
10-19-2008, 00:11
But I do, some fascinating reading in between the covers of playboy, really:supergrin:

(that's what I would tell Mrs. Bullman anyway)((before she killed me))

The one copy of Playboy I have kept over the years is the one containing the Brock Yates parody article "Major Bixby's Folio of Forgotten Warbirds".

engineer151515
10-20-2008, 19:44
Speaking of Penthouse ...:supergrin:... somebody has input a workorder for the Dungeon Maintenance Crew to check the Penthouse gas furnaces. Probably just an annual maintenance check because I've not heard of any problems generating heat up there :whistling:. But I'll need access to the three furnaces, the steam boiler, the steam room, the kitchen, the micro-filtration HVAC air handling equipment, the... well, you get it.

We need the key to the Penthouse to blow out the pipes!

:wavey:

When can we get in.



and

how long can we stay. :cool:

samurairabbi
10-20-2008, 20:46
We need the key to the Penthouse to blow out the pipes!
:wavey:
When can we get in.
and
how long can we stay. :cool:
Don't worry about how long you can stay, Eng. You can stay in the Penthouse party until the Penthouse types are sober enough to notice your presence. So much for time limits!

VN350X10
10-20-2008, 20:48
Well, since the last time I used TARDIS, the "Intergalactic/interdimensional/universal" key was in it's holder & showing a full charge on the powercells, meet me at the Lagoon clearing around 1600 hrs tomorrow & pick it up.
I shan't need it for at least a week, possibly 2, & I'll show you how to utilise the built in cloaking device, so if any Penthouse types spot you, they still won't be able to locate you.
In exchange, all I require is a 12 pack of the latest run of "N"Sweat Lager & 1 bottle of '59 LaFeet from the Rabbi's private stash. Shouldn't be a problem.
Besides, if the Girls couldn't trash the entire Universe with TARDIS & the key, I KNOW your a safe bet !


uncle

samurairabbi
10-20-2008, 21:10
... In exchange, all I require is a 12 pack of the latest run of "N"Sweat Lager & 1 bottle of '59 LaFeet from the Rabbi's private stash. Shouldn't be a problem.

uncle

Unkle, your graciousness in sharing the TARDIS rig is noted and appreciated. I therefore offer you a SECOND bottle of my '59 stock to supplement Eng's contribution. It is much classier to have BOTH a "before" bottle AND an "after" bottle when engaged in "entertainment"; trust da' Rabbi on this advice.

VN350X10
10-20-2008, 21:12
'Tis not for entertainment, but rather for education.....

refer to the book "Mouse on the Moon"....

samurairabbi
10-20-2008, 21:14
'Tis not for entertainment, but rather for education.....

refer to the book "Mouse on the Moon"....

If it can be BOTH education AND entertainment, isn't that the best of both worlds?

VN350X10
10-21-2008, 18:42
That attitude got me in LOTS of trouble in my (far) younger college days........

G33
10-22-2008, 12:51
:tongueout::wavey:

samurairabbi
10-22-2008, 16:59
:tongueout::wavey:

Hmmmm ... Twee-twee seems mellow today. Chamber duty seems to agree with her.

G33
10-23-2008, 00:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESiBT_wbH28&feature=related


:cheerleader::cheerleader:

G33
10-23-2008, 00:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctys99YzPxs&feature=related

:supergrin::supergrin:

engineer151515
10-23-2008, 05:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctys99YzPxs&feature=related


Plays well on the big screen we installed in the Dungeon Engineering Lab and Beer Quality Control Break Room.

:supergrin::supergrin:

G29 "First time I've heard that."

:rofl:

It's even funnier when you're drinking NS Beer.

VN350X10
10-23-2008, 18:21
And remember, Brooke & Derek are in FIRST place at this time !
His little sister, Julieanne & her partner (Cody?) are in 2nd place.

I see a killer sibling rivalry heating up here !
Julieanne has already WON the whole thing twice, partnered with Anton-Appollo Ono & Helio Castranoves (sp) !
Can you say Blood Sport ??

samurairabbi
10-23-2008, 18:36
... Can you say Blood Sport ??

The term "Blood Sport" seems so ... undignified. The Dungeon Linguistics Unit suggests "N-sweat versus '59 Lafitte" as more fitting a competitive action name within the 10-Ring facility. We salacious sleazeballs watching Brooke's participation should maintain AT LEAST a veneer of respectibility!

VN350X10
10-23-2008, 18:41
respectability.....Dungeon.........RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

That might be about enough of that LaFeet for you tonight Rabbi !

Lest ALL of your credibility goes out to lunch......:tongueout:

samurairabbi
10-23-2008, 19:54
respectability.....Dungeon.........RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:
Not as rediculous as some items I can think of. How about: respectability ..... Penthouse ...... RIGHT!!!!!!! :rofl:

G33
10-23-2008, 20:06
Can I have the left over bones?
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
10-23-2008, 20:37
Ewwww.........me brain is starting to hurt again.



Perhaps more Brandy ??

samurairabbi
10-23-2008, 21:06
Can I have the left over bones?
:supergrin::supergrin:

Certainly! I can supply a lovely '61 LaFitte Rothschild to accompany it.

G33
10-30-2008, 05:26
'61?
:supergrin:

engineer151515
10-30-2008, 05:46
A great year, I might add.

Exceptional.:supergrin:



By the way - you have a monkey. Ahem.

:tongueout:

samurairabbi
10-30-2008, 19:48
'61?
:supergrin:

Permit me the temerity to point out that your request for "leftover bones" was a generally targeted one. Hence, my offer of the 2nd-line '61 Lafitte Rothschild. Had you SPECIFICALLY requested a PARTICULAR leftover boner ... Whoops! ... bone, my offer might have been my beloved '59. Subtle details within a presentation ARE important!

G33
10-30-2008, 23:12
Subtle-silver-tongue rabbity.
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
10-30-2008, 23:12
'61......now why would that girl want wine that's 20 years older than she is ?

G33
10-30-2008, 23:13
'61......now why would that girl want wine that's 20 years older than she is ?

Ya...at least not cheese.
:rofl:

samurairabbi
10-30-2008, 23:21
Subtle-silver-tongue rabbity.
:supergrin::supergrin:

... As subtle as you wish!

VN350X10
10-31-2008, 21:38
subtle ?
Lagoon ?
Rabbi ???
Penthouse ?!!?

hello, I'm the Easter Bunny !

samurairabbi
10-31-2008, 21:47
subtle ?
Lagoon ?
Rabbi ???
Penthouse ?!!?

hello, I'm the Easter Bunny !

If you ARE the Easter Bunny, you have about 6 months to kill before reporting for duty. The Lagoon Hostesses can help you kill the time.

Your philosophical subject string prompts a little trivia in my mind:

Man
Woman
Birth
Death
Infinity

Bullman
11-01-2008, 01:37
If you ARE the Easter Bunny, you have about 6 months to kill before reporting for duty. The Lagoon Hostesses can help you kill the time.

Your philosophical subject string prompts a little trivia in my mind:

Man
Woman
Birth
Death
Infinity


Sounds like marriage to me.:whistling:

VN350X10
11-01-2008, 09:47
wouldn't touch THAT one with an 11-foot Hungarian........let alone a 10-foot Pole



(and HOW the lion got into my pajamas, I'll never know)

samurairabbi
11-01-2008, 18:58
Sounds like marriage to me.:whistling:

Actually, it's the Dr. Zorba intro to the old "Ben Casey" TV series.

VN350X10
11-01-2008, 20:50
I knew WHAT it was, but couldn't remember what show it was from.

Like marriage....Hmmmm..... I rather LIKE that analogy....

especially the death & infinity part.

samurairabbi
11-01-2008, 21:28
... I liked Vince Edwards a lot more than Dr. Kildare's Richard Chamberlain.

joey'sGlock23
11-07-2008, 19:50
wow you guys are still here!!

VN350X10
11-07-2008, 23:52
WOW !!!!!!

Hi Joey, how's it going......Long time no see !
C'mon down to the Lagoon, let uncle buy you a drink & please bring us up to speed on what you've been up to.

Great to have you back !

uncle

G33
11-08-2008, 00:51
:supergrin::wavey:

Tazz10m
11-08-2008, 04:02
wow you guys are still here!!


Wow! You actually found your way back in here! Wow, I actually found my way back in here.

Wonder of wonders! JOEY'S BACK!!

Where the hell were ya? Stories, stories... we want stories!

Welcome home!

Bullman
11-08-2008, 04:11
Yo Joey, wasssup:supergrin:

susan28
11-08-2008, 08:12
Hey Joey!! Auld Lang Syne baby!! welcome back, honkey cat!

i see sammi's been putting his 59 Lafitte in his mouth again.. how does he get them in there?

::tossing Geesie a bone:: goooood kitty <3

G33
11-08-2008, 17:56
Hey Joey!! Auld Lang Syne baby!! welcome back, honkey cat!

i see sammi's been putting his 59 Lafitte in his mouth again.. how does he get them in there?

::tossing Geesie a bone:: goooood kitty <3

:cat::cat:

samurairabbi
11-08-2008, 18:36
wow you guys are still here!!

Yup, we're all still here; just not sure if we're all still THERE!

Welcome back. In your honor, we will throw an especially heavy schedule of BOTH raucous inebriated revelry AND scholarly research publications. Whatever rings your chimes!

VN350X10
11-08-2008, 18:40
AllRight !!
Looks like we've got the basis of a good party here....somebody contact the Swedish Bikini Team & let them know that Joey's back in town !

The Lagoon Girls already know, we contacted them a couple of days ago.

I'll return a bit later.....

uncle

samurairabbi
11-08-2008, 18:55
The Lagoon Girls already know ...
A subtle, yet important, protocol point, Unkle: They are the Lagoon HOSTESSES. It is useful to keep the hostesses, Suze, and the Geesies content on semantics use.

VN350X10
11-08-2008, 19:52
Hostess, in my book, refers to cupcakes......

If YOU wish to incur their wrath, by using such a sexist term/corelation, you may.
I tend to try to live by the axiom that my mother raised a FAT kid....
not a DUMB one.

VN350X10
11-08-2008, 19:53
Looks like it's time to MONKEY around:rofl:

joey'sGlock23
11-08-2008, 21:20
monkey wrangler!!!

G33
11-08-2008, 21:44
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
11-08-2008, 22:45
AND waiting for my much deserved Chamber session.........

Yippie Tar-Zan !:teddy:

samurairabbi
11-08-2008, 22:57
i see sammi's been putting his 59 Lafitte in his mouth again.. how does he get them in there?
Suze, you have placed the scholarly segments within the Dungeon in an interesting quandary. You have come up with either the BEST pun of the month, or the WORST pun of the month! Adjudication of this issue has been delayed by most of the Dungeon members sneaking out to the weekend Lagoon parties. When we can reestablish a quorum, we will come to a concensus. (Don't hold your breath)

VN350X10
11-08-2008, 23:04
Dear Rabbi,
Wouldn't the terms "best" & "worst", when applied to a pun, be one in the same ?
Another literary quandry for the Dungeon Linguistics Unit Scholars to debate.

Respectfully,

Uncle

samurairabbi
11-08-2008, 23:21
Dear Rabbi,
Wouldn't the terms "best" & "worst", when applied to a pun, be one in the same ?
Another literary quandry for the Dungeon Linguistics Unit Scholars to debate.

Respectfully,

Uncle

Your point is well taken, Unkle. The Dungeon operations have shifted their semantic judgement to a different basis: When you hear the pun, did you 1) fall laughing on the floor, or 2) barf uncontrollably. This will be the new linguistic differentiation.

VN350X10
11-08-2008, 23:24
Given the amount of alcohol consumed on a daily basis by the Dungeon scholar types, one could get BOTH reactions from the same input.
Therefore, I feel a different criteria must be selected.

uncle

G33
11-09-2008, 14:09
Duality.
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
11-09-2008, 15:57
Given the amount of alcohol consumed on a daily basis by the Dungeon scholar types, one could get BOTH reactions from the same input.
Therefore, I feel a different criteria must be selected.

uncle

Duality.
:supergrin::supergrin:

We clearly have stumbled into a deep philosophical watershed with this issue. I therefore propose establishment of a Special Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider all aspects of this intricate subject. Full food and beverage service will, of course, be available to all participants.

VN350X10
11-09-2008, 18:16
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:PARTY at the RABBI'S !!

samurairabbi
11-09-2008, 20:29
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:PARTY at the RABBI'S !!

We're on it, Unkle!

Of course, on publicity we will shy away from the "Party at the Rabbi's" slogan. We wish to prevent the 9/40 crowd from crashing our elite events. THIS party will be advertised as:

"Subtly Nuanced Presentation of Scholarly Subjects Pertaining to Logistic and Operational Aspects of the 10-Ring Facility Operations".

The Penthouse and Dungeon regulars will correctly comprehend this doubletalk. The common rabble 9/40 shooters will continue to wander around without a clue.

VN350X10
11-09-2008, 23:19
We really don't care if they try to crash it or not.

All that is required is to post Mongo at the door & there are NO problems !

That is, if we can FIND Mongo.....unless he's with G TWEE TWEE, he is, in fact, missing in action. I haven't seen him for months !

uncle

samurairabbi
11-10-2008, 00:01
I think Mongo is still linked up with Gee-two-niner. He is probably therefore unavailable for bouncer duty. It may be necessary to go to Plan B on doorman duty.

VN350X10
11-10-2008, 00:10
Gee two-niner ain't a bad gig either !

Enlighten me Rabbi, pray tell WHAT is plan "B" ?

Or do I need to be killed if told ?

uncle

samurairabbi
11-10-2008, 01:07
Enlighten me Rabbi, pray tell WHAT is plan "B" ?

Or do I need to be killed if told ?

uncle
My philosophy on plan B: We'll learn to fly the plane on the way to the target!

The Dungeon administrative entities would never under any circumstances decide to kill you. Of course, we might end up boring you to death!

joey'sGlock23
11-10-2008, 10:40
after my brief stint in the dungeon a few years back I can truthfuly boredom is NOT the problem there:wow:

G33
11-10-2008, 11:34
<----just slipping into something comfortable.
Need to swing whips.
:tongueout::wavey:

G33
11-10-2008, 13:48
What?
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
11-10-2008, 17:17
<----just slipping into something comfortable.
Need to swing whips.
:tongueout::wavey:

Hmmmm ... I would not have pegged the tightly-bound bustier setup as being "comfortable". Silly me! Perhaps the whip-swinging dominatrix look supercedes mundane issues like "comfort".

VN350X10
11-10-2008, 23:01
swing whips........RATZ.......


I was SURE she said HIPS !

G33
11-10-2008, 23:03
swing whips........RATZ.......


I was SURE she said HIPS !

Hips...lips..etc.
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
11-10-2008, 23:04
thats better !!!!!

joey'sGlock23
11-11-2008, 09:53
whips and hips and lips......oh my!

samurairabbi
11-11-2008, 14:55
whips and hips and lips......oh my!

... and chains and leather accompanying the whips! Hips and lips are a luscious bonus.

engineer151515
11-11-2008, 15:18
Deep in the bowels of the Dungeon Engineering IT computer room, among the hum of hard drives, flashing internet server lights, and the smell of burnt coffee from a pot left on the burner, there is a "beep" and a message posted on a computer screen in the far corner of the room...


Internet protocol detection
Key words identified

hips


lips


whips


chains


leather


.......... end protocol detection

Press any key when ready.........







Engineer walks over and reads the message on the computer screen.


Shakes head.


"What is going on up there?"


Engineer touches a key on on the computer keypad and walks back to the coffee pot.

G33
11-11-2008, 18:20
Monkey Detection!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

engineer151515
11-11-2008, 18:52
<-- aackkk

Monkey treatments in the Dungeon are usually very .... medical. Sterile. Robotic.

Not as pleasant as the treatments above ground.

joey'sGlock23
11-11-2008, 19:21
grr my monkey detector seemes to be on the fritz

engineer151515
11-11-2008, 19:34
Hey Joey.

The computers detected you too.

Not much gets by the Dungeon Engineering staff.

Except, obviously, monkeys.

Welcome back.


Shout out to Susan too.

VN350X10
11-11-2008, 20:12
Stix & stones may break my bones.....











But Whips & Chains EXCITE me !

samurairabbi
11-11-2008, 22:33
Stix & stones may break my bones.....

But Whips & Chains EXCITE me !

What is the difference between a sadist and a masochist?

The masochist is the one who says "Beat me, beat me, please, please beat me!"

The sadist is the one who answers: "NO!"

G33
11-12-2008, 17:26
Sadists is kind to a masochist.
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
11-12-2008, 17:34
Sadists is kind to a masochist.
:supergrin:

... If the Chamber staff were KIND to us, we would be disappointed!

G33
11-12-2008, 18:45
... If the Chamber staff were KIND to us, we would be disappointed!

Expectations.
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
11-13-2008, 00:42
Expectations.
:supergrin:

... Perhaps "Great Expectations"? ... (with apologies to Charles Dickens.)

Bullman
11-14-2008, 12:40
Sorry if I have been neglecting my bovine type duties around here lately, been kinda busy back at the corral with a new bull calf. Edward is what we are calling him for right now.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/dabullmanp9/DSC_0005.jpg

Bullman
11-14-2008, 12:41
G, like the new Avi, just super :supergrin:

engineer151515
11-14-2008, 15:18
Great pic, Bull. I know you and Mom are might proud. Congratulations.

Bullman
11-14-2008, 17:56
Thank you sir, we are indeed. I need some NS. :supergrin:

samurairabbi
11-14-2008, 18:49
Sorry if I have been neglecting my bovine type duties around here lately, been kinda busy back at the corral with a new bull calf.
Don't sweat it, Bull. The 10-Ring Facility partying and administrative apparatuses (Hmmmm ... Is that the correct plural of apparatus?) are fully equiped to cover extended absences of our regulars.

That older one in the picture may be showing some MAJOR supervisory attitude!

G33
11-14-2008, 19:52
Sorry if I have been neglecting my bovine type duties around here lately, been kinda busy back at the corral with a new bull calf. Edward is what we are calling him for right now.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/dabullmanp9/DSC_0005.jpg



Neato! Mr. Bull.
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
11-16-2008, 20:17
Bull, which one of the "Supergrannies" is that in the pic w/Eddie & Sarah ?


And CONGRATZ !!!!!!

uncle albert

Bullman
11-16-2008, 21:50
That would be Mrs. Bullman's mother. Mine will be coming in December for an extended stay so she can visit with her new grandson.

VN350X10
11-16-2008, 22:28
This definately calls for a celebration in the Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon community !

Rabbi, can we put all avaliable parties on this ?
Or would making the party avaliable to all be more in line ?

And the "aunties" MUST be notified !

uncle albert

samurairabbi
11-17-2008, 00:13
This definately calls for a celebration in the Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon community !

Rabbi, can we put all avaliable parties on this ?
Or would making the party avaliable to all be more in line ?

uncle albert
Already in the works, Unkle! We have even set up staffed guideposts to enable the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) to find their way to the celebration. The cost of running this guide service will be covered by the Dungeon out of our cut of the take; hey, we know a cute-kid setup when we see it!

Bullman
11-25-2008, 23:57
Another reason to celebrate..... the lovely Ms. Burke wins. Anyone else here think that it is a coincidence that she seemed to get a lot of "10" scores..... Coincidence... I think not.

susan28
11-26-2008, 06:23
This definately calls for a celebration in the Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon community !

Rabbi, can we put all avaliable parties on this ?
Or would making the party avaliable to all be more in line ?

And the "aunties" MUST be notified !

uncle albert

28 <~~~~~ available for parties :cool:

Tazz10m
11-26-2008, 13:28
CONGRATS on the fine new calf, Bull!

He's obviously already driving the cows wild!

I bet you can't wait 'til he grows some of them nice long horns!

VN350X10
11-26-2008, 22:28
A great outcome to be sure, too bad that Brooke is already married, another fantastic fantasy shot down.....

And Julianne is leaving the show !:crying:
might not be much reason to watch next season.......


uncle

VN350X10
11-26-2008, 22:29
:dunno:

susan28
11-27-2008, 09:52
Expectations.
:supergrin:

:shame:

and congrats Bull.. can't turn our backs on ya for a minute can we?!

Bullman
11-27-2008, 10:56
the Wife certainly doesnt :supergrin:

susan28
11-27-2008, 13:47
svelte *and* smart! ;)

VN350X10
11-27-2008, 15:33
Still waiting for my Chamber session......Pie & whipped cream would be nice..




or even hold the pie.:embarassed:

samurairabbi
11-27-2008, 15:43
Still waiting for my Chamber session......Pie & whipped cream would be nice..

or even hold the pie.:embarassed:

Maybe even reduce the whipped cream to ... whip!

VN350X10
11-27-2008, 15:47
Cranberry sauce is such a nice touch......

samurairabbi
11-27-2008, 16:00
Cranberry sauce is such a nice touch......

Stuffing is nice, too.

VN350X10
11-27-2008, 16:22
That depends on what is stuffed.......and WHERE !!:wow:

samurairabbi
11-27-2008, 16:41
That depends on what is stuffed.......and WHERE !!:wow:

... and HOW ... and WHY ...

VN350X10
11-27-2008, 16:42
and possibly even for how long.....:rofl:

Bullman
11-27-2008, 16:55
I don't know whether to be hungry, or aroused :rofl:

VN350X10
11-27-2008, 16:56
horny or hungry, either one works......

Bullman
11-27-2008, 17:04
Well, right now I will have to settle for hungry, it will be a while till horny is back on the menu around the Bullman corral. :sad:

VN350X10
11-27-2008, 17:16
might be on the menu, but service is prolly out of the question at this time..:crying:
whining just doesn't seem to help.

susan28
11-28-2008, 14:41
Monkey treatments in the Dungeon are usually very .... medical. Sterile. Robotic.

::pushing red button on "pleasure collar" G33 gave me for b-day::

"Meow!!" <3 <3 <3

samurairabbi
11-29-2008, 01:29
::pushing red button on "pleasure collar" G33 gave me for b-day::

"Meow!!" <3 <3 <3

Golly, Suze! May I push your buttons?

susan28
11-29-2008, 06:46
Golly, Suze! May I push your buttons?

button me down baby.. and be pushy about it!!

engineer151515
11-29-2008, 08:00
::pushing red button on "pleasure collar" G33 gave me for b-day::

"Meow!!" <3 <3 <3

Susan is good to me. I never argue with her. :supergrin:

samurairabbi
11-29-2008, 11:59
button me down baby.. and be pushy about it!!

Hmmmm ... Suze wishes me to dominate her!

I shall humbly submit to her request.

VN350X10
11-29-2008, 15:47
This was SUPPOSED to be MY chamber session, remember !!!


Where's that damn MONKEY !!!!

susan28
11-29-2008, 21:19
Susan is good to me. I never argue with her. :supergrin:

Hmmmm ... Suze wishes me to dominate her!

I shall humbly submit to her request.

such good boys ;)

::hanging 'do not disturb' sign on door of Room 101::

c'mon in uncle, this place is *fulla* monkeys..

VN350X10
11-29-2008, 22:02
It's definately "fulla" SOMETHING !!

susan28
11-30-2008, 09:53
no that's Room 102, which is currently out of order pending Joe the Plumber's return from the campaign trail.. (don't let the rhetoric fool ya, those RNC conventions are a wild ride!!.. the Penthouse delegation had a VIP room backstage, look for our soon-to-be-released travelogues "Desperately Seeking Sarah" and "GOP Gone Wild" on DVD and Blu-Ray).

samurairabbi
11-30-2008, 11:18
... look for our soon-to-be-released travelogues "Desperately Seeking Sarah" and "GOP Gone Wild" on DVD and Blu-Ray).
Gov. Palin is campaigning in the Georgia Senate run-off election. Look for the Penthouse/Dungeon Productions release of "Sarah Does Savannah".

VN350X10
11-30-2008, 11:41
I'd settle for "Sarah does albert".

It would be great to have a female companion that knows how to kill/skin her own game !


uncle

susan28
11-30-2008, 14:48
Gov. Palin is campaigning in the Georgia Senate run-off election. Look for the Penthouse/Dungeon Productions release of "Sarah Does Savannah".

and the sequel "Savannah Smiles" (wait that's been done.. must've been anticipatory..)

speaking of "game".. uncle's got 2 monkeys working..

c'mon uncle let's get you cleaned up.. enough of those krazy katty-kombs, you've had a long weekend..

::heading off to the parlour to draw uncle a nice lavendar bubble-bath, fetching the Crown Regal::

samurairabbi
11-30-2008, 14:54
and the sequel "Savannah Smiles" (wait that's been done.. must've been anticipatory..)

Hmmmm ... "Savannah Satisfied" might work.

VN350X10
11-30-2008, 17:36
thank you meoooow........

samurairabbi
11-30-2008, 20:06
thank you meoooow........

... or grrrrrr.

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

Arrangements are underway for the official 10-Ring Facility ROTFLMAO@Plaxico-Burris commemorative celebration. Dumb-***** moves like his deserve the highest level of Penthouse partying.

It is fortunate for him that his pocket piece was not a 10mm; if it HAD been a 10, most of his thigh would have been scattered all over that dance floor!

VN350X10
11-30-2008, 22:18
at this time Rabbi, it's more like


Puurrrrrrrrrr...thanks for remembering the Crown Royal on ice susan............zzzzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzzzzzzz




:faint:.....:dunno:

Two Guns
11-30-2008, 22:26
What the heck.I will give my 2 cents worth.............

VN350X10
11-30-2008, 22:33
yotecaller, ante in this game is more like a round of drinks for the "regulars",..... who are quite possibly the most irregular folks you will ever encounter !

But we DO have our own brand of libation here.

uncle albert

Tazz10m
11-30-2008, 23:42
OK people... this is BIG... REALLY BIG!!!!! Matter of fact we haven't had an announcement this BIG in, well, aaaaaaaaah... um... well, i really can't remember when the last time was.

Now, bear with me on this... uh... as... well... i just came back out of the woods... again... and... well... ok i'll say it... i've been eating a LOT of mushrooms that i found there... as in a few pounds worth... and while i think they are the ones called "chantrelles"... wowwwwwww... nice colors!... pretty yellow... oh... uh... they taste really good! Great with turkey!

Wait! That's not the announcement i am supposed to make! Doh!

Well, i guess i'm not to sure how to make this announcement, cuz, well, considering the situation, i'm not even sure if it's real or not... God those mushrooms are good! Doh! The announcement!

SAMMY IS NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF A GLOCK 20C 10MM!!!!!!!!

:faint:

I'm sure you all understand now why i am double checking reality here to make sure this report is true and correct and could somebody please tell me how the ceiling got painted paisley and the patterns are moving!

Finally, after decades, that (now ex) heretic has finally found the true faith!
I MUST be hallucinating!

Maybe i should put on a seat belt...

Focus... focus... Ok... now... if this report about Sammy is true... which it MUST be... cuz it's not like i'm crazy or anything... then that means:

SAMMY IS A FULL FLEDGED 10 RING MEMBER WITH ALL THE PRIVILEGES THAT GO WITH FULL MEMEBERSHIP!!!

Wow... now the carpet is moving in infinitely intricate patterns... and i feel really REALLY good! And, hey, check out that lamp floating across the room! Cooooool..... HEY, WHO PAINTED THE DOG???

Wait! I just had a esymphopifany!

SAMMY IS NO LONGER A PRISONER AND IS NOW FREE TO LEAVE THE DUNGEON!!!

BE FREE!!!! BE FREE!!! BE FREEEEEEE!!!! FLY LIKE A BIRD!!!!

Hey... wait... that means............ that means....

Ah oh... that means Sammy is not going to be in the dungeon digging and maintaining shooting ranges and all that other dirty low-life slave labor stuff that nobody wants to do... and and and...

Sammy's "repositioning" may affect the important admin work supporting the function and scholarly nonsobrietal prestige of the 10-Ring Resort Facility... and... i think we are going to need more girls... LOTS more girls...!!!

I think it's time we all have a meeting and figure out how we are going to handle all this. I mean, DAMN... this IS a BIG change!

EVERYBODY TO THE PENTHOUSE!!!

I need another beer...

Oh, and if you don't see me... it's not that i'm not there, or here, or whatever... i'm invisible...hehehe....:supergrin:

VN350X10
11-30-2008, 23:46
Administrative note here......

We will be expecting an update from Tazz just as soon as he removes the Cheshire Cat costume he seems to be wearing....
That's IF we can find him someplace in this dimension, lest we be forced to search using TARDIS.

uncle albert

Tazz10m
12-01-2008, 00:05
You might be able to see me if you look in my direction when i smile...:supergrin:

VN350X10
12-01-2008, 00:07
no more 'shrooms for a while, O.K. Tazz ?

Bullman
12-01-2008, 00:24
Sammy got himself a 10 hmmmm..... the dungeon just won't be the same now.

VN350X10
12-01-2008, 00:26
Until this is confirmed, it's accuracy will be in question, as Tazz has been out harvesting the "funny fruit" again !
And he's the only one who claims to know about it.

uncle albert

susan28
12-01-2008, 01:03
WHOAAAAAA,,, wait a minute... Spok has a beard... ok, i get it... the Tardis is acting up again..

samurairabbi
12-01-2008, 01:13
Tazz's psychotic rant (pardon my redundancy) in this case has a solid (if well concealed) factual basis: I am now the owner of a G20C.

For the 10-Ring Faithful, who may be concerned about the affect of my "repositioning" within the 10-Ring scheme of things, administrative support of the logistic and scholarly attributes of the Resort Facility will maintain the ultra-high standards to which we are accustomed. In upcoming posts, I will specify the transition actions I deem necessary to achieve this goal. I cannot do so at this moment; financial and administrative expansion of Eng15's N'Sweat production operation is so vital to our morale that it must without question be implemented before irrelevant bullshi ... Whoops! ... convoluted yet less vital administrative issues ... be considered. Look for my updates over the coming week.

Bullman
12-01-2008, 07:44
For the 10-Ring Faithful, who may be concerned about the affect of my "repositioning" within the 10-Ring scheme of things, administrative support of the logistic and scholarly attributes of the Resort Facility will maintain the ultra-high standards to which we are accustomed. In upcoming posts, I will specify the transition actions I deem necessary to achieve this goal. I cannot do so at this moment; financial and administrative expansion of Eng15's N'Sweat production operation is so vital to our morale that it must without question be implemented before irrelevant bullshi ... Whoops! ... convoluted yet less vital administrative issues ... be considered. Look for my updates over the coming week.


I believe that is my department Sammyhttp://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

samurairabbi
12-01-2008, 20:19
I believe that is my department Sammyhttp://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

Not to worry, Bull. A subtle yet important philosophical/administrative distinction: YOURS is relevant, MINE is irrelevant!

Important milestone on my conversion to the true caliber faith: I am putting together my first 10mm Doubletap order. Wish me luck!

VN350X10
12-01-2008, 21:35
Rabbi,
So this means that the 10MM is NOT a product of Tazz's 'shroom dreams ?

You really DO own a 10MM......

Sounds like party time to me !!!!!

uncle

engineer151515
12-01-2008, 21:44
Not to worry, Bull. A subtle yet important philosophical/administrative distinction: YOURS is relevant, MINE is irrelevant!

Important milestone on my conversion to the true caliber faith: I am putting together my first 10mm Doubletap order. Wish me luck!


:sad::sad::sad:

The Dungeon won't be the same.

The crew is restless and worried. Some of them are trying to bury their sorrows with beer....


no, wait.


That's just normal drinking around here.



Damn Dungeon. Sucking the life out of us and making us turn to NS for comfort.



Where's Joey??


Damn.

VN350X10
12-01-2008, 21:50
Just because he has a 10MM, he doesn't have a key yet.
How about we get him totally drunk, put him in TARDIS, set the autopilot to "forever" & then put him in a TIGHT orbit around a Black Hole ? He could be orbiting until at least eternity, possibly longer.
This will cause a natural time warp, back to the time BEFORE he got a 10MM & restore order in the Realm of the Dungeon.

What you think ENG, good plan ??

uncle

engineer151515
12-01-2008, 21:56
<--- uuuhhhh... ( drinks down NSB ) whaa a wonderfuull (burp) wonderfullll


uuhhhhhh


thump

samurairabbi
12-01-2008, 23:07
Rabbi,
So this means that the 10MM is NOT a product of Tazz's 'shroom dreams ?

You really DO own a 10MM......

It is true, Unkle: I now own a G20C. Tazz's psychotic rant (pardon my redundancy) has a factual basis. I am about to become a good Doubletap customer.

I am concerned about Eng15. His abbreviated response to your proposal to send me into perpetual orbit around a black hole seemed to indicate he has overloaded his demented inebriated psyche. The 10-Ring Facility Medical Center is on alert, should you need them on this call.

All can be assured that my transition will not degrade the operational efficiency of the Dungeon research and service organizations. We continue to pride ourselves on providing full value for our embezzled cut of the take.

Tazz10m
12-02-2008, 03:03
Rabbi,
So this means that the 10MM is NOT a product of Tazz's 'shroom dreams ?

You really DO own a 10MM......

Sounds like party time to me !!!!!

uncle


Dreams??? I'm fully awake and my eyes are wide open!

Bullman
12-02-2008, 03:54
Just because he has a 10MM, he doesn't have a key yet.
How about we get him totally drunk, put him in TARDIS, set the autopilot to "forever" & then put him in a TIGHT orbit around a Black Hole ? He could be orbiting until at least eternity, possibly longer.
This will cause a natural time warp, back to the time BEFORE he got a 10MM & restore order in the Realm of the Dungeon.

What you think ENG, good plan ??

uncle


Might not be such a good idea Uncle, that could mean we would have to wade through the cavalcade of 10 ring administrative memos over again. I just don't know if I could stand that a second time:whistling:

Oh the redundancy:rofl:

susan28
12-02-2008, 08:11
perhaps as a newly-empowered Penthouse Potentate S/sammi could simply command the lowly (blah blah blah..) Dungeon peons to submit to his desire for continued debasement and to continue to implement the time-tested embezzlement schemes which have kept the Resort humming along lo these many years, and to keep him on in an advisory capacity?

i move S/sammi be appointed as a committe of one to a newly-created, blue-ribbon Penthouse/Dungeon Diplomatic Liason, and that work begin immediately on his embassy, with all the "fixtures" befitting a man of his unique status.

Tazz10m
12-02-2008, 11:22
perhaps as a newly-empowered Penthouse Potentate S/sammi could simply command the lowly (blah blah blah..) Dungeon peons to submit to his desire for continued debasement and to continue to implement the time-tested embezzlement schemes which have kept the Resort humming along lo these many years, and to keep him on in an advisory capacity?

i move S/sammi be appointed as a committe of one to a newly-created, blue-ribbon Penthouse/Dungeon Diplomatic Liason, and that work begin immediately on his embassy, with all the "fixtures" befitting a man of his unique status.


Works for me, (no pun intended), that way i still got a fall-guy... and no interruption to the kick-backs.

Ya know, the rest of the world should really pay attention here, they could really learn a lot from the way we do things around here, considering the fact that we are still running fat in the black economically. (Oops... ah, no pun, or redundency intended, again... although, the fact is our system is purposely redundent for the redundent economic benefits... Doh!)

samurairabbi
12-02-2008, 13:16
i move S/sammi be appointed as a committe of one to a newly-created, blue-ribbon Penthouse/Dungeon Diplomatic Liason, and that work begin immediately on his embassy, with all the "fixtures" befitting a man of his unique status.
I am gratified that Suze and Tazz are so generous in their outlook on my new official status and the accompanying housing changes. Permit me to explore one ramification of these changes.

Suze speaks of "his embassy"; I have qualms about the SINGULAR usage. Since an embassy is the station of an accredited diplomat within a foreign state, and I am an official representative of BOTH "organizations", protocol seems to require TWO embassies for me, one on each side.

This goes further. Within the Dungeon, I would need a menial-appearing station for use when the partying 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) wish to throw one of their trips to the Dungeon to impress their guests with their dominance of the lowly servile pond scum (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons. It would be boorish in the extreme for me to be in my lavish first-line embassy when the rampaging 10-Ringers (again, pardon my redundancy) are trying to put on a show railroading the LSPS(BBB)DPs for the visiting big-shots they are trying to impress. All this seems to mandate a third embassy.

I await your consideration of these issues.

susan28
12-02-2008, 14:07
well since an Embassy traditionally reflects the vibe of the jurisdiction of representation rather than location, a lavish embassy in the Dungeon in which to house visiting "dignitaries" (*ahem*) might be in order, with a more "dungeonesque" antechamber connecting it with the Dungeon proper in which to do your daily toiling, as well as providing a place for the visitors to be able to "slum it" without suffering the indignity of exposure to the "locals" except upon request.

the antechamber - perhaps a split-level affair between Dungeon and Penthouse which could serve to remind you of your status as a depraved (pardon redundancy) switch - i mean "intermediary" - could also serve as a more conveniently-located place for Geesie and i to spontaneously deal with you until you learn proper Penthouse etiquette (or lack thereof..).

samurairabbi
12-02-2008, 22:00
well since an Embassy traditionally reflects the vibe of the jurisdiction of representation rather than location, a lavish embassy in the Dungeon in which to house visiting "dignitaries" (*ahem*) might be in order, with a more "dungeonesque" antechamber connecting it with the Dungeon proper in which to do your daily toiling, as well as providing a place for the visitors to be able to "slum it" without suffering the indignity of exposure to the "locals" except upon request.
Suze, you have just shown a flair for organizational perceptiveness worthy of the upper echelons of the Dungeon administrative units. OF COURSE my Penthouse embassy to the Dungeon must reflect the extravagance ... whoops! ... the embedded cultural patterns ... of the Penthouse of which I am now a member! To demean the Penthouse by establishing an "economical" embassy within the Dungeon would be ... undignified!

The organizational need for a more "demeaning" environment within the Dungeon can be fulfilled with a classical diplomatic solution: We will establish a "Consulate" for such purposes. See, everything falls into place quite nicely!

One might think my Dungeon embassy to the Penthouse must therefore be a hell-hole, given the lower status of the Dungeon within the 10-Ring pecking order. Such thinking is without foundation. The embezzlement, scholarly research, and beverage capabilities of the Dungeon operations require superb facilities to maintain their first-class functions. The Dungeon facilities within my embassy to the Penthouse will, of course, maintain a thin "seedy" visual veneer to mislead the inebriated Penthouse observer (pardon my redundancy). The Dungeon professionals will easily perceive the reality behind such a mis-direction play.

VN350X10
12-03-2008, 00:48
I think that before we can even think about implimenting the plan, we need to get Eng 151515 out of his OWN personal orbit......

this repetitive redundancy is making me thirsty.....

Susan 28, is there any more Crown Royal left ?

If so, please be a dear & pour it for me........






ALL of it, please.

samurairabbi
12-03-2008, 01:43
... could also serve as a more conveniently-located place for Geesie and i to spontaneously deal with you until you learn proper Penthouse etiquette (or lack thereof..).
Ahhhh, yes! Proper etiquette is SO important! Suze and Geesie dealing with me; THAT catches my attention. Since I am now a dual citizen of this outfit, I pledge to the two of them: I can act QUICKLY when they wish, and I can act SLOWLY when they wish!

Tazz10m
12-03-2008, 02:15
Ahhhh, yes! Proper etiquette is SO important! Suze and Geesie dealing with me; THAT catches my attention. Since I am now a dual citizen of this outfit, I pledge to the two of them: I can act QUICKLY when they wish, and I can act SLOWLY when they wish!

Yes, that is good young grass hoppa, the etiquette and motion is so very important... but to be truly good, you must make each dynamo hum.

Dynamo humm
Dynamo humm
Got to make that dynamo humm

:supergrin:

samurairabbi
12-03-2008, 02:43
Yes, that is good young grass hoppa, the etiquette and motion is so very important... but to be truly good, you must make each dynamo hum.

Dynamo humm
Dynamo humm
Got to make that dynamo humm

:supergrin:

Knowing how to hum is good ... knowing the lyrics is better!

susan28
12-03-2008, 11:31
::pouring uncle a 'Crown in a frosted shotlgass, leaving the bottle::

Consulate.. yes, there will be much "consulting" to do..

samurairabbi
12-03-2008, 11:46
::pouring uncle a 'Crown in a frosted shotlgass, leaving the bottle::

Consulate.. yes, there will be much "consulting" to do..

Suze, I propose we get together for "consultations". Every amenity will be provided for your comfort and pleasure as we consider important subtle nuances of my changed role within the 10-Ring hierarchy.

One important item: What is my proper conduct as a dual-citizen during a Penthouse/Dungeon flame war. I desire your expertise to ensure my conduct rises to the level needed to fulfill your expectations in such matters.

susan28
12-03-2008, 12:12
dual citizen? you think this is the EU maybe? :drillsgt:

i can see we're gonna hafta keep an eye on you.. i've heard from a little birdie though that the Pirate Fleet specialises in such delicate matters, so you might wanna bounce that off Geesie :whistling:

Tazz10m
12-03-2008, 14:32
Knowing how to hum is good ... knowing the lyrics is better!

Knowing the lyrics is good... knowing what the lyrics mean and how to make a dynamo hum is MUCH, MUCH, BETTER! :tongueout:

Don't believe me? Ask the girls...hehehe...:supergrin:

susan28
12-03-2008, 18:37
i don't know what y'all are talking about but for some reason i'm having Zappa flashbacks.. does this have anything to do with pansexual roto-plookers?

samurairabbi
12-03-2008, 19:40
.. does this have anything to do with pansexual roto-plookers?

Perhaps ... ... ... or perhaps NOT!

susan28
12-03-2008, 20:39
hmmmm... perhaps this is a question for Joe the Mechanic..

susan28
12-03-2008, 20:46
ah, i see the monkey be mine.. purrhaps this would be an opportune time to survey the space for the new Consulate.. c'mon Sammi, let's go for a little stalk and you can show me what you have in mind..

samurairabbi
12-03-2008, 22:11
... c'mon Sammi, let's go for a little stalk and you can show me what you have in mind..
"Stalk" is such an inconvenient term. I prefer to term it "a mutual and fulfilling exchange yielding benefit to all involved". After administrative items have been settled, we can retire to the 10-Ring's most elegant private dining room, and there savor a superbly-prepared dinner, accompanied by fine wine with each course, with the service staff drawn from the most discrete members available.

Tazz10m
12-03-2008, 22:17
The poodle bites it... the poodle chews it...

:whistling:

samurairabbi
12-04-2008, 00:04
The poodle bites it... the poodle chews it...

:whistling:

This statement almost makes sense.

I am therefore worried. I may NOT be worthy of membership in this organization. I will keep you advised.

Tazz10m
12-04-2008, 01:15
This statement almost makes sense.

I am therefore worried. I may NOT be worthy of membership in this organization. I will keep you advised.


You own a 10mm... therefore YOU ARE OFFICIALLY WORTHY... and don't argue with me about this or i will force you to eat chantrelle mushrooms, (sauted and piled on a porterhouse steak).

Ask Susan... i think she can help you with this.

On another note, we are starting a 10 Ring gourmet mushroom farming operation... seeing that chantrelles are going for $16 a pound locally here... i'll be heading out tomorrow to collect some spore stock... and, well, of course, a few pounds of the wonderful shroomies to eat... and a nice FAT deer if i am blessed, lucky, fortunate, and have done my homework properly.

susan28
12-04-2008, 06:34
"Stalk" is such an inconvenient term. I prefer to term it "a mutual and fulfilling exchange yielding benefit to all involved". After administrative items have been settled, we can retire to the 10-Ring's most elegant private dining room, and there savor a superbly-prepared dinner, accompanied by fine wine with each course, with the service staff drawn from the most discrete members available.

no worries Taz he seems to be taking to Penthouse life like a duck to a waterslide which spirals downward into a pool of hungry poodles.. didn't we mention the initiation ritual ? :supergrin:

Tazz10m
12-04-2008, 09:17
no worries Taz he seems to be taking to Penthouse life like a duck to a waterslide which spirals downward into a pool of hungry poodles.. didn't we mention the initiation ritual ? :supergrin:

Otter to a waterslide... otter...

I love the waterslide from my Penthouse to the Lagoon! What a ride!!!

69!

susan28
12-04-2008, 10:42
Otter to a waterslide... otter...

I love the waterslide from my Penthouse to the Lagoon! What a ride!!!

69!

now that's an otter matter entirely!

samurairabbi
12-04-2008, 13:25
now that's an otter matter entirely!

He otter reconsider.

Tazz10m
12-05-2008, 03:09
7.5 POUNDS of chantrell mushrooms... hehehe...

Plus, i found a old gold mine... hehehe...

Plus, i had one of the most beautiful hikes/hunts in, well, a couple weeks... water falls, beaver ponds, magnificent beauty... all close by, too...

Found where the deer are hanging out... but didn't get one... :crying:

What i otter do is go back!

Bullman
12-05-2008, 04:53
And a monkey to boot.

samurairabbi
12-05-2008, 18:25
And a monkey to boot.

... and a mushroom monkey, at that!

VN350X10
12-09-2008, 22:25
Any poodleiffic redundencies must, of course, be run past Vladimir, lest he get his milk-bone out of joint !

He defers to Noel, only because she is the senior, "Alpha" poodle in the household.

uncle

:wow:

samurairabbi
12-09-2008, 23:03
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINSTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

As we approach the conclusion of the Plaxico-Burris Dumb-Ass-with-firearms Commemorative Celebration in the Lagoon Facility, we admin types were concerned about finding a suitable follow-on celebration. Illinois politics solved our quandary.

This weekend, we will throw the Governor Blagojevich "How to solicit bribes with no redeeming class whatsoever!" Commemorative Celebration. Since Blago seems to have used up this month's quota of the F-word, the Dungeon Linguistics Unit will put in some overtime replenishing the vehement vocabulary supply for Penthouse usage.

Illinois politics makes Indiana politics look honest!

VN350X10
12-10-2008, 01:25
Like one of the FBI boys so beautifully put it...
If IL isn't the most corrupt state, it's sure as hell in the running for it"

A rather nice assesment in my humble opinion !

On another note, do you realise that Seven of Nine is rather responsible for the current mess of the president elect ?
If she wouldn't have been so squeamish about her (ex) husbands sexual ideas, he would have been the Sen. from IL, not B.O., and not enough folks would have heard about obummer to even get him thru a primary.

cause & effect is a strange thing folks !
Be careful what you wish for, especially if you haven't read the fine print closely!

uncle...:dunno:

samurairabbi
12-10-2008, 01:36
On another note, do you realise that Seven of Nine is rather responsible for the current mess of the president elect ?
If she wouldn't have been so squeamish about her (ex) husbands sexual ideas, he would have been the Sen. from IL, not B.O., and not enough folks would have heard about obummer to even get him thru a primary.
Actually, Ryan himself had a screw loose. He had Jeri Ryan at home, and he wants the two of them to hit some sex clubs!

If Barak did not make it to the Senate in '04, then right now we would probably be looking at President Hillary. Perhaps a hit to the gut IS preferable to a hit elsewhere!

susan28
12-10-2008, 07:18
Seven of Nine needs to go back to the Borg for a lil tuneup, as does hubby.

Geesie! STAT!

samurairabbi
12-10-2008, 11:56
Seven of Nine needs to go back to the Borg for a lil tuneup

Hmmmmm ... May I change the plugs?

susan28
12-10-2008, 12:08
Geesie is the official Borg/Pirate emissary to the Penthouse; perhaps you should meet with her at the Consulate and put your new "guest quarters" thru their paces (quaffing of LaFite, tickling of feet, that sort of thing).

VN350X10
12-10-2008, 20:14
I'm willing to adjust the points & check spark gap....

Even willing to check oil pressure !

engineer151515
12-10-2008, 22:52
I'm willing to adjust the points & check spark gap....

Even willing to check oil pressure !

Now everybody thinks they're an engineer.... :whistling:

samurairabbi
12-11-2008, 01:46
Now everybody thinks they're an engineer.... :whistling:

Not really ... just enough technical credentials to support our salacious sleazeball outlook!

VN350X10
12-11-2008, 21:14
6 month befur I started kolleg I cudn't spel injinerr......






Now I is one !!


not officially......






(O.K. you caught me on this one....halfway thru my junior year I dropped out.
I got bored.....3.2 GPA, @ I.I.T. )
\Yeah, I got bored !


uncle albert

samurairabbi
12-12-2008, 22:46
IMPORTANT DUNGEON SCHOLARLY RESEARCH ANNOUNCEMENT

Our analysis of the FBI transcripts of the Illinois Governor's bribe solicitations reveals an interest statistical pattern. Gov. Blogo used variations of the F-word 18 times on the FBI recordings. He used it 12 times as an adjective, 4 times as a verb, 2 times as a noun.

This research has been brought to you by the Dungeon Linguistics Unit - keeping the 10-Ring faithful well informed for almost a decade.

susan28
12-13-2008, 18:01
3 times more adjective than verb, 6 times more adjective than noun, 6 divided by 3 is 2 (same as the amount of nouns!) and 2 times 6 is 12 (same as the amount of adjectives!)

the number of times more adjectives than verbs (3) x the amount of of verbs (4) = the number of adjectives (12), and the number of adjectives (12) + the number of times more adjectives than nouns (6) = the total expletives overall (18).

and the total expletives (18) / the number more adjectives than verbs (3) = 6!

that's three 6's!! and all 3 results above are divisible by 6! Blogo's the devil!

samurairabbi
12-14-2008, 22:17
Suze, the Dungeon Linguistics Unit and the Dung Cru Embezzlement Operation convened a joint plenipotentiary tribunal to consider your post. We have found this post to be hopelessly incoherent in meaning and arithmetic usage, misleading in perception and substantive intention, dangerously misrepresentative in advocacy presentation, and completely devoid of any meaningful accounting basis.

Due to all these conclusions, we wish to say: WE LOVE IT! That post fulfills the finest traditions of the Dungeon doubletalk operations! Keep us in mind if you want to pick up some extra Christmas spending money; we can use your kind of talent in our year-end operations.

susan28
12-15-2008, 08:51
i'd be happy to lend my valence to your tail-end operations!

28 <~~~~ for sale..

samurairabbi
12-15-2008, 12:05
28 <~~~~ for sale..

Gov. Blago has taken all the class out of "for sale". I suggest this:

28 <~~~~ for lease - with option to buy

susan28
12-15-2008, 12:26
Gov. Blago has taken all the class out of "for sale". I suggest this:

28 <~~~~ for lease - with option to buy

yes, dang lefties ruin all the good stuff!

for leash with option to buy, hmmm.. i might expect you to come up with such a suggestion.. that sounds like a matter for the Consulate..

samurairabbi
12-15-2008, 12:52
for leash with option to buy, hmmm.. i might expect you to come up with such a suggestion.. that sounds like a matter for the Consulate..

Actually, Suze, you and I should conduct our "leash with option to try" negotiations in one of
the embassies; the consulates are intended for routine admin-type work. Your contributions to the morale of the 10-Ring Facility earn you top end status.

susan28
12-15-2008, 13:18
Actually, Suze, you and I should conduct our "leash with option to try" negotiations in one of
the embassies; the consulates are intended for routine admin-type work. Your contributions to the morale of the 10-Ring Facility earn you top end status.

top end status eh? yes i suppose that's one option.. very well then, to the embassies!

samurairabbi
12-15-2008, 20:52
top end status eh? yes i suppose that's one option.. very well then, to the embassies!

... bottom end status has its attractions, too!

VN350X10
12-16-2008, 17:13
Given all of the bad things that have happened in IL, at least now we can officaially say :



We're #1 !!

samurairabbi
12-16-2008, 17:22
Given all of the bad things that have happened in IL, at least now we can officaially say :
We're #1 !!

Gov. Blago brings to mind an old Tammany Hall saying: "It is true we take graft ... but we only take HONEST graft!"