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VN350X10
12-16-2008, 17:28
Just for the record......
In 1812 (6 years BEFORE we were a state), the Territorial Governer of the IL Territory got caught with HIS fingers in the cookie jar, so to speak.

We've had a LOT of practice at this !


uncle albert

VN350X10
12-16-2008, 17:29
'Nother Monkey !

To the Chamber with me !

samurairabbi
12-16-2008, 17:37
Just for the record......
In 1812 (6 years BEFORE we were a state), the Territorial Governer of the IL Territory got caught with HIS fingers in the cookie jar, so to speak.

We've had a LOT of practice at this !


Don't think of him so much as a thief ... think of him as a TRENDSETTER!

VN350X10
12-16-2008, 20:17
"Forward Thinker" ??

samurairabbi
12-17-2008, 01:27
"Forward Thinker" ??

... or the very first stinker.

susan28
12-17-2008, 07:09
beware a thinking stinker..

Bullman
12-17-2008, 09:33
Just for the record......
In 1812 (6 years BEFORE we were a state), the Territorial Governer of the IL Territory got caught with HIS fingers in the cookie jar, so to speak.

We've had a LOT of practice at this !


uncle albert

Practice makes perfect.:upeyes:

VN350X10
12-17-2008, 17:21
But they still seem to get caught !

Some of them just don't learn real fast !

samurairabbi
12-17-2008, 17:37
But they still seem to get caught !

Some of them just don't learn real fast !

For many of those guys, when they get away with it the FIRST time, they get cocky and figure they will be invulnerable if they try it again. So they DO learn, but they learn the wrong lesson.

VN350X10
12-17-2008, 17:39
The best ones do it ONCE, for a big score & never look back !

And we never hear of them.

samurairabbi
12-17-2008, 17:44
The best ones do it ONCE, for a big score & never look back !

And we never hear of them.

So true! They are the wise ones among the ripoff artists. The wise ones, though, I think are rare. Most ripoff types have more greed than wisdom; they do not have the internal discipline to stop at only one shot.

G33
12-17-2008, 21:18
<---Just hanging with the Borg.
:wavey::wavey:

susan28
12-17-2008, 21:24
we're designing a special chamber in the new embassy just for you and Seven of Nine, no peaking!!

engineer151515
12-17-2008, 21:26
The Ladies are out tonight.


Sweet!

VN350X10
12-17-2008, 22:14
Hi Geesie !:wavey:

G33
12-18-2008, 02:37
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
12-18-2008, 05:50
like the avitar......

NICE self portrait !

uncle

samurairabbi
12-18-2008, 12:33
:supergrin::wavey:

Nice pair ... of smilies.

G33
12-18-2008, 18:32
:tbo::eyelashes:Nice pair ... of smilies.

samurairabbi
12-22-2008, 22:45
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUE TO BE RESOLVED

Listen up, 10-Ringers! We have an important philosophical question which has been submitted for adjudication and resolution. While the scholarly organizations within the Dungeon normally handle this duty, this particular issue is of such importance that we LSPS(BBB)DPers must include the exalted Penthouse types in the consideration. An additional evidence of the importance of this item: the usual sobriety requirement for Penthouse participation has been waived! That's right, all inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) may participate in this adjudication.

The issue is an unusual variation of the caliber change by use of an aftermarket barrel. We Dungeon types recognize that dropping an aftermarket 10mm barrel into a 21 or 30, while permitting 10mm to be fired from such a firearms, nevertheless is only a marginally acceptable means of assuming membership in the upper echelons of the 10-Ring organization. This one is an unusual variation of this quandary.

If a lowly, etc., 30-shooter obtains a complete factory 29 upper (slide, barrel, recoil spring, with matching serial numbers on slide and barrel) and drops this complete upper on his 30 lower, what is the status of this firearm (and therefore the owner's status) within the 10-Ring hierarchy?

This circumstance has an interesting derivation. Many police departments have realized that, while the Brady Law prohibits the resale of a COMPLETE confiscated firearm, they can destroy the ONLY the RECEIVER and sell off the REST of the firearm! The design of the Glock makes the complete upper half an attractive resale item. Such a 29 upper has come into the Dungeon sphere of influence, thus raising the philosophical issue presented in this post.

We Dungeon types pledge our full cooperation in getting Penthouse thoughts posted on this issue. While we seek your guidance on this important issue, we still recognize our administrative responsibility for keeping the partying sequence in good shape at the Lagoon blowouts. Only the most glancing impingements on Penthouse inebriation will be allowed.

VN350X10
12-23-2008, 00:05
Rabbi,
While not in the scope of a legal treatise on the subject, it needs to be duly noted that under the auspices of USPSA/IPSC, the BORE & CHAMBERING are what would determine the "caliber" of such weapon in question.
Even the mere addition of a caliber conversion barrel would suffice to change caliber of said firearm.
Also, it must be noted that since IPSC is the WORLD sanctioning body, it's decisions, rules & guidelines therefore carry significant weight in these matters.
Also, in my position as a Tupperware Technician, the above does hold true in my professional opinion & therefore, can be attested to in a court of inquiery, and my testimony will be considered that of an "expert witness".
Therefore, you may alter your G30 in whatever shape or form, so as to permit it's digesting of 10MM ammo.
Remember, the G29 upper is the BEST way to do this, due to the difference in weight of the slide & thererfore, slide speed under recoil will be withing spec for this application.
Another point, it might be well to look into an ejector change, to give 100% results.

uncle albert

samurairabbi
12-23-2008, 00:26
Unkle, your approval is noted, and your availability for expert testimony will be important in the event of a 10-Ring plenipotentiary tribunal being convened on this important issue.

An important philosophical point: the 10-Ring structural hierarchy may have more subtly nuanced gradation of prestige levels than do the USPSA and IPSC organizations. Approval of the 45-shooting-in-10mm may be easier for those two competition groups than for the Penthouse/Dungeon operational organizations.

G33
12-23-2008, 00:31
Think 10.
Ergo, are 10.
--Vishnu.

VN350X10
12-23-2008, 06:00
Again Rabbi, remember the technical/mechanical expertise level (or lack therof) of the Penthouse Group.
If it wasn't for Engineer151515, myself & the other like minded members of the combined Dungeon/Lagoon portion of this organization, nothing significant would EVER get accomplished.
When you add in susan 28's skills in the audio/visual field, the Penthouse doesn't really need to exist, except for our combined group's need for a tax writeoff.

Also, let it be noted that the Penthouse has it's own problems, as they are currently virtually snowbound & incapable of movement. As we speak, they are waiting :crying: for another group of technical types to dig them out.

uncle

engineer151515
12-23-2008, 11:13
Speaking of the Lagoon, our current attempts to make it one large NS slushie has met with some .... uhh.... complications.

This might get real messy when Spring arrives.

susan28
12-23-2008, 12:07
This might get real messy when Spring arrives.

and we wouldn't have it any other way :smoking:

if the 30/29 relationship is the same as the 21/20 relationship, then the 30/29 would have identical lowers and a change of uppers would make it a proper 29, serial numbers notwithstanding, but this slight variation is quite appropriate to your special status in the organisation.

samurairabbi
12-23-2008, 13:53
Again Rabbi, remember the technical/mechanical expertise level (or lack therof) of the Penthouse Group.
The Penthouse crew has shown ONE bit of organizational brilliance: They are masters of OUTSOURCING!

Since they throw great parties, provide us Dungeon types a regular revenue stream to rip off ... whoops! I mean DIVERT! ... and shoot the 10mm cartridge that is the original inspiration for this meshuginah setup, let us show them respect even though they are dependent on us for admin and logistic issues.

samurairabbi
12-23-2008, 13:59
if the 30/29 relationship is the same as the 21/20 relationship, then the 30/29 would have identical lowers and a change of uppers would make it a proper 29, serial numbers notwithstanding, but this slight variation is quite appropriate to your special status in the organisation.

Hmmmmmmm ... Suze, are you aware of the splendiferous salacious kinkiness that can be found in your post by those who are resourceful enough to search for it!

susan28
12-23-2008, 14:33
Hmmmmmmm ... Suze, are you aware of the splendiferous salacious kinkiness that can be found in your post by those who are resourceful enough to search for it!

:whistling:

samurairabbi
12-23-2008, 16:48
:whistling:

... tease! ...

susan28
12-23-2008, 17:10
Dita!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/dita-1.jpg

i mean "ditto" :wavey:

69stingray
12-23-2008, 17:49
Dita!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/dita-1.jpg

i mean "ditto" :wavey:

Dita Von Teese :whistling:

me likey!

susan28
12-23-2008, 17:58
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/ditabike.jpg

69stingray
12-23-2008, 18:16
<---has 10mm's

cruzin thread likes Dita :cool:

http://www.dita.net/free/images/ditafree-044.jpg


Merry Xmas

Ray

susan28
12-23-2008, 18:24
MX back atcha Ray :wavey:

VN350X10
12-23-2008, 20:14
I'll bring a few old college buddies with long straws.

Shouldn't be a problem, until the Lagoon dries up.

(take us about 18 minutes by my calculation)


:wow:

uncle

samurairabbi
12-24-2008, 17:01
I'll bring a few old college buddies with long straws.

Shouldn't be a problem, until the Lagoon dries up.

(take us about 18 minutes by my calculation)


I counsel caution in your ambitions, Unkle. You and your "old" college buddies may not be the wild men of your college youth. The Dungeon Logistics Operation surveyed your 18 minute estimate for draining the lagoon with straws; they laughed so hard they ALMOST repeated the errors that led to the .40-snapcap scandal on the indoor rage!

When engaged in any Lagoon-related activity, it is vital to avoid getting in over your head (pardon my horrendous pun).

susan28
12-24-2008, 17:10
When engaged in any Lagoon-related activity, it is vital to avoid getting in over your head (pardon my horrendous pun).

knew a waitress once who liked to turn the tables :rofl:

VN350X10
12-25-2008, 01:27
Ah dear Rabbi, lest you forget, we now posess experience to help guide the once youthful vigor.
And over our heads makes it EASIER to imbibe, as there is less lifting involved.

Salute'



Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year


(Rabbi, a cheery Chanukkah to you)


uncle

susan28
12-25-2008, 04:50
ah, so when he said straws he really meant *snorkels* .. Tres Nemo! :drinkie:

VN350X10
12-25-2008, 13:18
:reindeer::reindeer::arg:Well, a snorkle is really only a straw for air, correct ?

To all of my friends here in 8:40 land, be they Borg, Pirate, Gypsy or other denomination,

A very Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year !

May your plundering in the coming new year be prosperous & bountiful,
Your Grog or other libation always cold & plentiful,
Your choice of companion pleasent & intelligent,
And the winds in your direction be fair.

Uncle, Auntie, Vladimir & Noel


now to go & score my booty !

bac1023
12-25-2008, 13:46
:tree:

Bullman
12-25-2008, 20:49
I gots me some cash for Christmas, a G29sf may be in my near future.

VN350X10
12-25-2008, 22:15
Good to hear that Bull !

Like a friend pointed out last week,
A small bonus & having a job to go back to next week beats the hell out of having NEITHER !


And to think I was looking forward to a job as a gigalio !


better luck next time.

Merry Christmas to Mrs. Bullman & the calves.

uncle albert

G33
01-01-2009, 10:45
:wave:

susan28
01-01-2009, 10:51
well mornin' Geesie, how's the head darlin'? :wavey:

lil hair o' the kitty that scrathced ya? ::sliding a slushie down the bar::

samurairabbi
01-01-2009, 18:16
Suze, I propose another option: Leash, with option to ply. Interested?

susan28
01-01-2009, 18:23
::pulling face out of slushie mold, looking at Sammi with "kit-eaten" grin, thwacking tail on barstool:: Meow!

VN350X10
01-02-2009, 10:59
missed the 'Eve celebration....

damn 'puter was crashed again.

time to replace the old Timex......might need to upgrade to a TRS 64 !

Happy (belated) New Year to all !


uncle

engineer151515
01-09-2009, 22:36
Deep in the bowels of the Dungeon Engineering Computer Center . . . . . . .








beep





........ Shutdown

Restart

Standby ..............





Restart. enter.




the computer hard drive winds up to speed....



Engineer smiles. The next batch of NS beer has begun.

samurairabbi
01-09-2009, 23:08
beep

Engineer smiles. The next batch of NS beer has begun.
Nicely done, Eng. The distribution structure is ready to get product to the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy).

NOTIFICATION OF IMPORTANT PENDING 10-RING FACILITY PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUE

In the (admittedly brief) interval between THIS weekend's partying and NEXT weekend's partying, I will be presenting an important philosophical question for consideration by the 10-Ring faithful. As before, with the "G29 upper on G30 frame" consideration, sobriety of the Penthouse types will NOT be required!

Look for the presentation on Wednesday.

VN350X10
01-09-2009, 23:15
has the filtering media arrived ?

Has it been inspected "in situ" ??

I'll start the inspection process !!!



uncle

samurairabbi
01-12-2009, 17:40
has the filtering media arrived ?

Has it been inspected "in situ" ??

I'll start the inspection process !!!

Big demand for in situ inspection privileges, Unkle. I suggest you check with the filter material providers, and enlist their support, for your inspection hopes.

VN350X10
01-12-2009, 17:57
I put in my request......

Have not rec'd an outright denial or a smack upside the head yet.....
still hoping for the best.

interesting you mention "support" there Rabbi !

uncle

susan28
01-12-2009, 17:57
"in situ"

"bless you!!"

VN350X10
01-12-2009, 17:58
Thank you !!

samurairabbi
01-12-2009, 19:26
interesting you mention "support" there Rabbi !
Thank you for noticing, Unkle. The Dungeon Linguistics Unit was especially proud of that subtle pun.

G33
01-12-2009, 22:20
Logistical and medical support is on the way.
:supergrin:
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/m33.jpg

engineer151515
01-12-2009, 22:23
I can see why Nurses Without Borders receive international acclaim.

G33
01-12-2009, 22:24
:rofl:

samurairabbi
01-15-2009, 15:23
NOTIFICATION OF IMPORTANT PENDING 10-RING FACILITY PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUE

In the (admittedly brief) interval between THIS weekend's partying and NEXT weekend's partying, I will be presenting an important philosophical question for consideration by the 10-Ring faithful. As before, with the "G29 upper on G30 frame" consideration, sobriety of the Penthouse types will NOT be required!

Look for the presentation on Wednesday.

I apologize for the delay in posting my deep philosophical issue. Clonie Gowen is on Poker After Dark this week; the lascivious salacious aspect of my psyche demanded some extra time.

Now for the important issue.

The Penthouse concensus on my "G29 upper dropped onto a G30 lower" seemed favorable. I now present a hypothetical comparable issue: What is the status of dropping a G21 upper on a G20 lower?

Permit me to add a couple hypothetical points to this hypothetical issue:

- The hypothetical owner of this hypothetical setup may have a large amount of 45ACP that he must shoot out during his switchover to the potent 10mm cartridge. It would be boorish in the extreme to simply throw away all that usable 45 ammo; I think even the Penthouse faithful would understand this reluctance to waste ammo.

- The hypothetical owner of this hypothetical setup may like to use the extended lag time of a 45 bullet to reach a 100 yard target to perform necessary hypothetical admin work serving a hypothetical partying organization. Too abrupt a switchover to the powerful 10mm cartridge might cause a loss of quality in this hypothetical administrative effort. Such a hypothetical loss of administrative efficiency would be detremental to this hypothetical fraternal organization.

We await your comments and observations about this hypothetical G21-on-G20 firearm configuration. As before, there is no sobriety requirement for this philosophical issue.

susan28
01-15-2009, 15:39
this is *highly irregular*, especially during the probationary period where your associations and loyalties are being closely examined, but the reasoning seems sound enough and your complete lack of regard for prior commitments in favour of the salacious (blah, blah, blah) pursuit of Clonie Gowen shows great potential for your prospects as a Penthouse denizen!

i see no reason to disrupt construction on your Embassy over this, but the Membership Committee reserves the right to inventory that ammo periodically to make sure it is being depleted on schedule and that you're not hoarding it for a rainy day, as 10mm is the official rainy-day ammo around here, bucko!

samurairabbi
01-15-2009, 16:19
... the Membership Committee reserves the right to inventory that ammo periodically to make sure it is being depleted on schedule

That is an entirely reasonable condition to this hypothetical situations, Suze. If you personally, in your capacity as ex officio member of the Membership Committee, wish to inventory my 45 ammo, I will arrange to hold such inspection in the most secluded Penthouse private dining room (with its own private entrance), our most discreet service staff, fine quisine to keep one alert during interludes from the counting, and fine wines complementing each course of an intimate repast ... whoops! ... a professionally correct working dinner.

VN350X10
01-15-2009, 17:25
me brain hurtz AGAIN !!

susan28
01-15-2009, 18:17
sounds Divoon! and don't forget the http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/wine.gif

here ya go uncle http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/susan28/632386313238772336tng_mix_Crown_manhattan.jpg

samurairabbi
01-15-2009, 23:21
me brain hurtz AGAIN !!

Unkle, I apologize for burdening your brain. Here is the simplified version of the pending exchange:

Suze warn Rabbi about keeping 45 ammo secret.

Rabbi promise Suze to make counting Rabbi's inventory enjoyable.

Suze play it coy, and offer Unkle drink to soothe Unkle and also make Rabbi jealous.

Does it make more sense now, Unkle?

VN350X10
01-15-2009, 23:27
I'm currently so cold............

Isn't brain freeze supposed to come from slushies & ice cream ?

Mine is coming from the outside in.....
time to hibernate..

samurairabbi
01-17-2009, 22:57
I'm currently so cold............

Mine is coming from the outside in.....
time to hibernate..
Restart alert, Unkle. The first cold wave is gone from the Midwest. Civilization can renew itself.

bac1023
01-20-2009, 14:56
I'm currently so cold............

Isn't brain freeze supposed to come from slushies & ice cream ?

Mine is coming from the outside in.....
time to hibernate..

It was brutal in PA last week as well.

samurairabbi
01-20-2009, 15:36
It was brutal in PA last week as well.

In Indiana, we had two nights so cold we hauled the brass monkeys indoors!

VN350X10
01-20-2009, 22:58
it was so cold here that my brass monkey died of hypothermia !

G33
01-21-2009, 06:18
Froze balls off brass monkey.
(IIRC-cannon balls were placed on fittings called brass monkeys onboard ships. brass fittings and lead cannon cannon balls cooled and contracted at different speeds. Ergo, balls came off fittings--and saying is born.)


Balls, balls--said the queen--if I had some I would be king.
:rofl:

P.S.
Neither is problemo on Borg ships.

susan28
01-21-2009, 08:16
funny, just as i was wondering "what is a brass monkey anyway?" i scroll down to read your commentary.. we must be joined at the brainstem (or maybe i've been assimilated without my knowledge?)

samurairabbi
01-21-2009, 11:43
Froze balls off brass monkey.
(IIRC-cannon balls were placed on fittings called brass monkeys onboard ships. brass fittings and lead cannon cannon balls cooled and contracted at different speeds. Ergo, balls came off fittings--and saying is born.)
Twee-twee, it is the fervent hope of the Dungeon Scholarly Research units that our extensive research capability was of some use to you in the fulfillment of this explanation.

G33
01-21-2009, 13:36
funny, just as i was wondering "what is a brass monkey anyway?" i scroll down to read your commentary.. we must be joined at the brainstem (or maybe i've been assimilated without my knowledge?)


Jes!:wavey:

G33
01-21-2009, 13:36
Twee-twee, it is the fervent hope of the Dungeon Scholarly Research units that our extensive research capability was of some use to you in the fulfillment of this explanation.

Jes X 2!
:supergrin::supergrin:

G33
01-21-2009, 13:37
Brass Monkey!
:rofl:

susan28
01-21-2009, 15:01
i have to say, so far i'm liking it! all those pretty voicessssss... <3

moi <~~~~ 28 of 10

wait a minute, that's .357.. she's converted me!! :faint:

VN350X10
01-21-2009, 20:17
Quaint, but un-true story.
Even with the different coefficient of expansion of cannon balls (usually cast iron, not lead for old naval cannon) & brass, the theoretical temp would need to be very near absolute zero for the brass monkey to shrink sufficiently to disloge the cannon balls. Might not even be enough then !

There WAS a bar named "The Brass Monkey" on an island in the South Pacific prior to & for a period of time during WWII, but when the Japanese took over the chain (sorry don't remember which islands, may have been the Solomon's) it was destroyed, as it was a hideout for spies from various countries, not all of which were friendly to Imperial Japan.

uncle

G33
01-21-2009, 23:37
Read it in one of my sailing books.

Brass Monkey was stunt double on Tales of the Golden Monkey?
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
01-22-2009, 05:51
Aye, Roger that on the stunt double !

samurairabbi
01-22-2009, 18:52
An administrative note which may be important during my probationary period as a Ten-owner: I have placed my first order for 10mm at Double Tap.

Respectfully submitted for 10-Ring consideration,

VN350X10
01-22-2009, 19:30
Order of DoubleTap duely noted.
Placed in folder for further considerations.

Bullman
01-22-2009, 20:31
Brass Monkey!
:rofl:


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/dabullmanp9/brassmonkey.jpg


:supergrin::wavey:

G33
01-22-2009, 21:44
An administrative note which may be important during my probationary period as a Ten-owner: I have placed my first order for 10mm at Double Tap.

Respectfully submitted for 10-Ring consideration,

A double tap of Double Tap Equalizers = 4 holes.
:supergrin:


And brass monkeys in space.
:courtsie:

susan28
01-22-2009, 22:20
well, we could either commend you on your taste, or punish you for the delay, at the discretion of the Embassy staff, and since you ARE the Embassy staff.. we'll just prepare the chamber..

samurairabbi
01-23-2009, 05:50
well, we could either commend you on your taste, or punish you for the delay, at the discretion of the Embassy staff, and since you ARE the Embassy staff.. we'll just prepare the chamber..

Most perceptive, Suze. I hereby commend myself for punishment. I think the Chamber Staff and I can savor the extended lead-in to the arrival of this ammo shipment. The "first time" is always an occasion to be cherished!

G33
01-23-2009, 07:30
:whip::whip:

Whips...check.
Chains...check.
Fur-cuffs...check.

Smile..check-check.

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 10:07
I'll get the video equipment ready, engineer151515 should be along shortly to operate it.



We GOTTA get this one on tape !!

susan28
01-23-2009, 10:37
speaking of punishment, you'll also want some commemorative glossies of the bruises on your thumbweb from shooting DT in the G20 without an AGrip, something you'll want to remedy after your first session, but always good to shoot it bareback the first time just for the bonding experience ;)

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 10:50
susan,
that might not come to pass.
Uncle knows the Rabbi personally & has seen him shoot at GSSF matches.

Given his abilities, he should of had a 10MM years ago; Bruising will NOT be an issue, and unfortunately for posterity of the archives, no photos will be able to show any.

We could take a shot of his shooting hand & make it purple & green in Photoshop however......

uncle

susan28
01-23-2009, 11:31
ah an "old hand" as it were... that thing made short work of my wittle kitty paws after the first 100-round session, but not since the AGrip, it really tames the beast and soothes the savage kitten :cat:

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 11:36
Agreed....AGrip is on all of uncle's competition Glocks....but not on the G29 working gun.

AGrip is what makes elvis, "ELVIS".

samurairabbi
01-23-2009, 12:13
Given his abilities, he should of had a 10MM years ago

On a philosophical note: Think of all the fun we would have missed if Da' Rabbi HAD obtained a Ten all those years ago!

susan28
01-23-2009, 12:20
why not on the working gun uncle? too clingy on clothing?

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 14:28
Rabbi....
Yes, the humor aspect must be respected.

susan,
correct, even in the shop I am wearing concealed. All the other employee's are obviously armed, I figure that if we get into a "SHTF" moment, they can become bullet magnets.
I will draw & return decisive fire ! personal preference....

But I have been known to wear a Galco "Miami Classic" with my G20 in it, exposed, & pushing Galco holsters.

I point out that they never even SEE the "Concealed" model I use until I show it to them.
I've probably sold 25-30 Concealables this way. Mostly to cops !

samurairabbi
01-23-2009, 17:55
If the bruising on the hand is THAT important, da' Rabbi and the Chamber Staff can, I am sure, construct a suitable and mutually agreeable method to achieve such an outcome. Hey, our crowd is a RESOURCEFUL crowd!

G33
01-23-2009, 19:19
Must dress up....
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
01-23-2009, 22:05
Must dress up....
:supergrin::supergrin:

... or down ...
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 23:39
But we can Photoshop it & it will look much more "real".
this also saves time that can be devoted to Chamber "punishments".....

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 23:40
Are we there yet ??

samurairabbi
01-23-2009, 23:52
Hmmmmm ... So we avoid Chamber punishment in order to make time for more Chamber punishment.

This is demented thinking, even by 10-Ring standards!

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 23:53
Compliment Accepted !

VN350X10
01-23-2009, 23:57
We also defeated all comers tonight shooting bowling pins !......

final talley: uncle albert 7-1-1

opponents: win 1
tie 1

Format is best of 3 runs


:yawn:

samurairabbi
01-23-2009, 23:59
Compliment Accepted !

... and well deserved indeed!

But what will you do for an encore?

VN350X10
01-24-2009, 00:02
I will come up with a concept more devious & far more perverted in it's thinking.....




There's ALWAYS room for improvement !



:devilish:


(must get some sleep now.....contrary to belief, there IS rest for the Wicked)

Bullman
01-24-2009, 00:20
We also defeated all comers tonight shooting bowling pins !......

final talley: uncle albert 7-1-1

opponents: win 1
tie 1

Format is best of 3 runs


:yawn:

My 1006 misses the Hinton bowling pin matches we used to attend.:crying:

VN350X10
01-24-2009, 09:31
Since we went to the .22 RF format, none of my 10MMs have been to a pin shoot. Neither has my AutoMag.
I really miss launching pins into orbit.....

Bullman
01-24-2009, 09:56
Locks and MIM parts aside, I just saw where Smith is going to reintroduce the Model 58 :drool:


that would kick some pins off the table.

VN350X10
01-24-2009, 10:07
Mod 58.....41 Mag ??

G33
01-24-2009, 11:11
<----.41 mag.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
01-24-2009, 11:15
Mod 58.....41 Mag ??

lookee lookee

http://smith-wessonforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/530103904/m/9911014043

Scroll down a bit and see, even a choice between a blue or nickel 57

VN350X10
01-24-2009, 15:22
link not working for me....bad computerkarma today.

but WHY a .41 Mag ?

If I can't do it with my 610, I'll go get the Ruger(s), Dan Wesson, or Anaconda in .44 Mag.
If I need more than a .44 mag, we upgrade to the Winnie 70.....375 H&H, thank you !

.41 Mag is the answer to a question that really didn't need to be asked.

samurairabbi
01-24-2009, 18:50
but WHY a .41 Mag ?

.41 Mag is the answer to a question that really didn't need to be asked.

Ahhhh ... perhaps a temporary switch to scholarly analysis mode may be useful, even though the weekend Lagoon Blowout is in full swing.

My recollection of 41mag is that it was aimed to fill the considerable ballistic gap between 357mag and 44mag WITHIN THE REVOLVER WORLD. This was, I think, a worthy purpose. The handgun manufacturers then dumped on the 41mag by producing revolvers that were 44mag-sized, but simply down-bored for the smaller diameter 41. The 44mag-sized 41s therefore never truly caught on, and the 41mag drifted into a niche-caliber role. Such is life in the firearms world.

OK, 'nuff on techno stuff. Unkle, your .22 on bowling pins intrigues me. Are they full-sized pins? If so, I would have thought that 22 bullets would do little more than irritate those pins.

G33
01-24-2009, 19:38
We cut the tops off pins for the .22 shoots.

.41 mag. was to be the .40 of its day.
Remington did not bring out the cop load...until too late.
Cops did not like the full power Rem. hunting load.:rofl:

If the .357 Sig had come out before the .40...who knows?
:supergrin:

VN350X10
01-24-2009, 21:42
We shoot the pins full size, @ 25'.
For "major" calibers (.45,40, 10MM, & big stuff) the pins are in the front of a 5' deep table.
For "minor" cals.(9mm, 38 spl, etc) the pins are in the middle of the table.
For .22 RF, they are at the back of the table, about 5" (diameter of the fat part) from the rear edge.
It's possible to hit a pin & tip it over......laying on it's side, it will usually take 2-3 rounds to roll it off the table.
If you hit the pin low, it pushes the bottom off the back of the table & it's down.
The key here is to hit the pin properly, preventing a tip over.
A usual run is in the realm of 2.0 seconds, including the stop plate that determines the winner.
10 rounds max in the gun, & only 1 spare mag permitted on the line.
If it takes me more than 6 rounds for the 5 pins & the popper, I figure I've screwed up.
The shooting starts from a 45 degree "Low Ready" position.

My only real complaint is that currently, I don't have a spot to shoot pins with the AutoMag. The place that used to hold the "Unlimited" shoots is no longer doing it (new owners)

uncle


also note...
The only way I'd want to start shooting a .41 Mag is if I came into a Ruger RedHawk in the caliber. A .357 RedHawk would also be a welcome addition to the "herd", ven thou I do own a .357 (BlackHawk convertible, my 9mm disposal unit)

G33
01-24-2009, 22:29
Gun talk gets me so.....
Excited?
:supergrin::rofl:

VN350X10
01-24-2009, 22:32
Well, you could come up north, by us here in the frozen wastelands & try pin shooting.
Pizza & Beer are the usual after shoot snack.
Lots of pizza, LOTS of beer, usually a bunch of good "war stories" & sob tales of what went wrong.(I usually don't have much to say at these, but it's GREAT fun to listen)

uncle


(Geesie, a blown-up version of the new avitar would be nice)

G33
01-24-2009, 23:50
Red blooded males.
Love 'em.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Q-Ball
01-25-2009, 09:18
I'm not dead yet...

VN350X10
01-25-2009, 09:19
We were starting to wonder......

you haven't been here in a while


uncle

G33
01-25-2009, 13:23
For unkle:

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/0017.jpg

:supergrin:

VN350X10
01-25-2009, 15:45
thank you !

engineer151515
01-26-2009, 17:03
BULLMAN!


Chinese Year of the Ox.


Sounds worthy of a special beer formulation to me.

VN350X10
01-26-2009, 17:05
To Bullman !



:number1::cheers::cheers:

Bullman
01-26-2009, 17:35
Something in a bovine theme might be nice.

I myself was born in the year of the snake, odd that I would be an animal that I hate. I did marry an Ox though:whistling:

VN350X10
01-26-2009, 17:37
If Mrs.B finds out you called HER an Ox, you're going to experience another Chinese icon.


You be in deep KimChee !!


(rabbit, 1951)

Bullman
01-26-2009, 17:43
She is a very svelte Jersey Ox :supergrin: I have always said so.... sorta.

Bullman
01-26-2009, 17:44
:lv:Is it the year of the monkey already?

VN350X10
01-26-2009, 17:44
keep smiling, & hope she believes you !

Bullman
01-26-2009, 17:46
She won't, she never does.

VN350X10
01-26-2009, 17:47
try the Monkey angle again.....

Tazz10m
01-26-2009, 17:54
BULLMAN!


Chinese Year of the Ox.


Sounds worthy of a special beer formulation to me.


And a PARTY!!! :supergrin:

TO BULLMAN!!!

(...and don't worry, i was born in the year of the pig... so... all you hot chickie chickie babes out there can call me "Babe"...):supergrin:

engineer151515
01-27-2009, 08:33
The Dungeon Engineering Crew has been drinking all night on the subject of a honorary theme for a beer brew. We wanted to incorporate both the NS brand recognition as well as a bovine theme. I think our intentions were sincere as we started with "Oxtail" but things quickly degraded to "Utter Blend" and "Hind ..... " well, I think you get the picture. The crew collectively passed out in the computer lab having failed to identify a new Bullman "Special" incorporating unique filter media for the occasion.


This morning, as I down a few asprin, I am reporting that the Dungeon Engineering crew will begin drinking even earlier tonight and will redouble our efforts to shine in the marketing field.

The drinking will continue until marketing succeeds!

G33
01-27-2009, 09:30
Good spirit!
:supergrin:
(multi-dimensional reference.)

samurairabbi
01-27-2009, 13:40
... Eng, so you seek an ideal linguistic cross between the fabled NS brand and Bullman's ox identity. How about ... "NOXS"! Good linguistic acronym, easy to remember, easy to pronounce when inebriated.

If you like it, bring it up LATE in the next drunken brawl ... whoops, I mean the next marketing strategy session. I would hate to be the one who made a party redundant.

Bullman
01-27-2009, 16:31
The Dungeon Engineering Crew has been drinking all night on the subject of a honorary theme for a beer brew. We wanted to incorporate both the NS brand recognition as well as a bovine theme. I think our intentions were sincere as we started with "Oxtail" but things quickly degraded to "Utter Blend" and "Hind ..... " well, I think you get the picture. The crew collectively passed out in the computer lab having failed to identify a new Bullman "Special" incorporating unique filter media for the occasion.


This morning, as I down a few asprin, I am reporting that the Dungeon Engineering crew will begin drinking even earlier tonight and will redouble our efforts to shine in the marketing field.

The drinking will continue until marketing succeeds!


This will most likely go down in the anals of the Dungeon drinking escapades as the Ox Brew incident:supergrin:

G33
01-27-2009, 18:44
This will most likely go down in the anals of the Dungeon drinking escapades as the Ox Brew incident:supergrin:

Nice literary segway!

P.S. Anals?
:rofl:

samurairabbi
01-27-2009, 18:52
Anals? :rofl:

Correct spelling is not a universal attribute within the 10-Ring faithful!

Bullman
01-27-2009, 19:30
Well, I meant like the written history of, not the rectal orifice:embarassed:

VN350X10
01-27-2009, 19:36
it was funnier WITHOUT an explanation......


Personally, for advertising reasons, I'm pulling for Hind T***.......


uncle

engineer151515
01-27-2009, 21:01
it was funnier WITHOUT an explanation......


Personally, for advertising reasons, I'm pulling for Hind T***.......


uncle

You know, we could box all the bottles with a downward slant.... :whistling:

Oh no, one of the interns has started sketching on a chalkboard.

HEY! HEY! NO NO NO! :shocked:

VN350X10
01-27-2009, 21:14
sketching isn't so bad.....



just don't let him eat the chalk.
It's all we've got or we shirley be over budget.....come to think of it, we're over budget with shirley !:wavey::wow:

G33
01-28-2009, 09:31
sketching isn't so bad.....



just don't let him eat the chalk.
It's all we've got or we shirley be over budget.....come to think of it, we're over budget with shirley !:wavey::wow:


Frankly, we should not be over Frank's budget.
:supergrin:

VN350X10
01-28-2009, 17:14
with my budget, I'm happy to afford franks !

Bullman
01-28-2009, 17:20
You know, we could box all the bottles with a downward slant.... :whistling:

Oh no, one of the interns has started sketching on a chalkboard.

HEY! HEY! NO NO NO! :shocked:


And bottles with n*ppl*s, which would kind of keep the whole theme alive too:supergrin:

VN350X10
01-28-2009, 17:23
It could work......

samurairabbi
01-31-2009, 11:21
It could work......

It is an exciting idea we can all be enthusiastic about. Whether the idea actually works is therefore ... irrelevant.

VN350X10
01-31-2009, 11:23
Just as long as the Intern doesn't drown in a vat of "N"Sweat lager....

VN350X10
01-31-2009, 11:25
It would be wasteful to have to throw away an entire vat for only one intern....

Bullman
01-31-2009, 11:33
If we have quality interns they will drink themselves out of it..... after all, it is what Mongo would do.

G33
01-31-2009, 12:29
It would be wasteful to have to throw away an entire vat for only one intern....


Essence of man!

VN350X10
01-31-2009, 14:48
Bullman, that's what Mongo DID, hence the reason behind not wanting Interns near the vats.....

Except Mongo almost hurt himself, because by the time he hit the bottom, the vat was dry !

(Bull, report for your Chamber Session, the Krewe should be waiting by the time you get there)

Bullman
01-31-2009, 14:54
(Bull, report for your Chamber Session, the Krewe should be waiting by the time you get there)

Could you stand in for me??? I really have to get out and hit the bricks for 8 hours of OT, the little bugger is eating me out of house and home here.

VN350X10
01-31-2009, 14:57
We can schedule it for later if you wish.
After all it is YOUR's, you've earned it, you deserve it, we won't cheat you out of it.
Might be just the thing after 8hr OT !
Glad your getting OT, this 32/wk is really cutting into my shooting budget. Might need to park the 10MM's & play more with the .22's !

be safe.

uncle

samurairabbi
01-31-2009, 16:47
Essence of man!

... ah yes! The only memorable line from the movie "Barbarella".

VN350X10
01-31-2009, 16:50
Was a good movie....Jane Fonda in her pre-traitor days, when she was young & hot.

no other comment postable on public foroums avaliable now.....

samurairabbi
02-04-2009, 20:32
I am proud to annouce the arrival of my first Doubletap ammo shipment.

Documentation of this momentous event is available to those who wish to run a Chamber examination of my credentials to move up within the 10-Ring Penthouse hierarchy.

VN350X10
02-04-2009, 20:42
Rabbi,
Such an esteemed member of the Dungeon/Lagoon/Penthouse community as yourself need not be subjected to minute inspection and/or scrutiny.


:notworthy::menorah:















BUT ya gotta swear on your Pinky !!

samurairabbi
02-04-2009, 21:16
Rabbi,
Such an esteemed member of the Dungeon/Lagoon/Penthouse community as yourself need not be subjected to minute inspection and/or scrutiny.
I appreciate your expression of support and esteem, Unkle.

However, when I want to be rescued from a Chamber session, I will ASK to be rescued from that Chamber session!

VN350X10
02-04-2009, 22:11
This was not an offer of "rescue" from a chamber session, nay, we would never do that to anyone except perhaps Tazz.

It was merely a full conformation of status, such as should be befitting one who has, in fact, joined the elite of the caliber group.

The only handgun caliber that carries even MORE status than our beloved 10MM, is, if fact, the mighty .44 AutoMag.
In caliber conversations, Harry Sanford is of the select group that may be mentioned reverently in the same sentence as His Holiness, Elmer Keith

:notworthy:

G33
02-04-2009, 22:49
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/lrg-503-ep10kahlanwarden.jpg


My new Chamber outfit.
Based on--Legend of the Seeker(TV from the book)
:whip::tbo:

G33
02-04-2009, 22:57
Or, let me slip into something less comfortable.
:rofl:

susan28
02-05-2009, 09:43
brown is the new B_itch :rofl:

samurairabbi
02-05-2009, 19:18
brown is the new B_itch :rofl:

Leather ... so soft ... but so strong!

G33
02-05-2009, 20:52
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/sonjaqj5.jpg

VN350X10
02-05-2009, 23:33
All in the way it's treated Rabbi, all in the way it's treated........

samurairabbi
02-06-2009, 18:05
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/lrg-503-ep10kahlanwarden.jpg

If we called Central Casting, and asked them to send over a hulking yet unthreatening dim-witted doofus, that guy in the chair would be the one they would send!

Tazz10m
02-06-2009, 19:57
IMPORTANT 10 RING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!


Yes... this is official... i mean OFFICIAL...

PEOPLE... ooops... i mean People...

WE HAVE A CRITICAL SITUATION AT HAND!!!

WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!

...this is serious...

The dims in Washington have completely lost their minds. And, if you haven't been paying attention...(button it!) They are trying to pass a huge wad of pork disguised as a "stimulus plan". :upeyes:

Yes, it's true... this on top of the fact that they have surrounded themselves and are continuing to surround themselves with dimwit money grubbin con artist scam monkeys.

STOP LAUGHING!

:rofl:

I hear ya... i can't stop laughing either...

BUT IT'S TRUE!

...and...

LISTEN... here it comes...

BUT I HAVE A PLAN!

WE are going to SAVE THE WORLD!!!

How the hell are we going to do that, you say?

WE are going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

:strong:

Hey, if we can run this place as successfully as we do and still pay our taxes, on time... as we do... we can do it!

Now, i'm working on all the details... which... well... actually are so simple i can simply tell you now.

We are going to CRASH the stimulus plan!

Everybody get on it... you know what to do... call, write, blah, blah, blah... tell all your friends, enemies, and everyone else... you know... same way we crashed Smith & Wesson.... and now it's ours! (No, we don't want the stimulus plan... doh!)

Also... a certain person i know needs our help...your help... she is single handedly taking on the California dimocrats single handedly!

I know that's redundent and i don't know how to spell... i don't care.

Ok... here she is... and PLEASE don't inbareass me by letting her down. This is one fine lady! She's smart... she's pretty... and damn it... i like her!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1110877480&ref=mf

susan28
02-06-2009, 22:08
profile doesn't say much about her, just lists a few friends. handsome lass tho..

Tazz10m
02-06-2009, 22:27
She has a bunch of links down the left side to her other pages. I'm trying to help her make her sites a total no-brainer, and help her get focused and get her talking points down. She also has a radio show at 11am on Saturday. She's down in Santa Cruz.

VN350X10
02-07-2009, 09:26
hey Susan.....
We should take her to a good club & see what happens......
got to look closer at the profile, might be able to glean a bit more info with research.

uncle

VN350X10
02-07-2009, 09:28
And Tazz.......

CHILL OUT MAN !!

it's waaaaay too early to get this excited (time here 9:28 AM, my heart isn't even started yet.)
uncle

engineer151515
02-07-2009, 09:35
And Tazz.......

CHILL OUT MAN !!

it's waaaaay too early to get this excited (time here 9:28 AM, my heart isn't even started yet.)
uncle

I'm thinking that Hind T*T Beer came out with a lot more alcohol content than the Dungeon Room Engineering Crew anticipated.

Fantastic!

:supergrin:

VN350X10
02-07-2009, 09:36
It may be a factor in Tazz's excitability....



what IS the alcohol content, anyhow ?

It tastes a lot like the brew from the Belgian Monks that shows up around Christmas time, & that stuff is almost 12% by volume (BEER !!)

Tazz10m
02-07-2009, 13:50
And Tazz.......

CHILL OUT MAN !!

it's waaaaay too early to get this excited (time here 9:28 AM, my heart isn't even started yet.)
uncle

Oh yes.... Tazz is excited.... Tazz is VERY excited... i mean VERY EXCITED!!!!

:supergrin:

You should hear her voice... OMG!... and... along with it, what she says...OMG!!! She's on the radio right now... Saturday at 11 AM PST
1460 AM, KION CRNtalk.com Channel 5 (On the Internet)

:perfect10::perfect10::perfect10:

POUND POUND POUND

What's that sound? OH, that's my heart!

:hearts:

Bullman
02-07-2009, 14:02
Tazz definetly needs a chamber session, just as well he got the monkey.



12%........ Sounds like some hairy stuff Uncle.

susan28
02-07-2009, 14:19
i think that was the sound of a monkey who misses Taz.. definitely long overdue for a session judging by his behaviour.. based on a cursory review of her positions and credentials i give her high marks uncle i think you have the right idea we have to keep Taz under wraps until we find out this woman's intentions given the influence she clearly has upon him. i think an Embassy session would be in order, or perhaps an exteded orgy of some sort (pardon my redundancy); we'll have to check Ambassador Sammi's calendar.. and Geesie and i absolutely MUST be present for the proceedings, especially when she is presenting her "position" papers.. we must be certain that she relates well to women.. we're 50% of the population you know!

samurairabbi
02-07-2009, 15:03
i think an Embassy session would be in order, or perhaps an exteded orgy of some sort (pardon my redundancy); we'll have to check Ambassador Sammi's calendar.. and Geesie and i absolutely MUST be present for the proceedings, especially when she is presenting her "position" papers
No problem on embassy scheduling, Suze. Remember: I run TWO embassies, Penthouse-to-Dungeon AND Dungeon-to-Penthouse. One of the benefits of my schizophren ... whoops! ... my dual-citizenship status. I guarantee ONE of the embassies will be available for your nefarious activities!

Tazz10m
02-07-2009, 15:22
i think that was the sound of a monkey who misses Taz.. definitely long overdue for a session judging by his behaviour.. based on a cursory review of her positions and credentials i give her high marks uncle i think you have the right idea we have to keep Taz under wraps until we find out this woman's intentions given the influence she clearly has upon him. i think an Embassy session would be in order, or perhaps an exteded orgy of some sort (pardon my redundancy); we'll have to check Ambassador Sammi's calendar.. and Geesie and i absolutely MUST be present for the proceedings, especially when she is presenting her "position" papers.. we must be certain that she relates well to women.. we're 50% of the population you know!

Session? Yeah... could definitely use one of those... :whistling:

As for an "exteded orgy"... ummm... i'm not sure i know what that is. :dunno:

This distinguished lady is a "good girl" and as far as i can tell, pure as the driven snow, but wise to the ways of the world, sharp and quick. She might be a bit overwhelmed by the magnificence and great power of "The 10" even though she is a 10 herself. (Oh, and she appreciates a good beer! Got to love her!) So, make SURE you put together a extra special nice gift basket to present to her upon her arrival, and, y'all BETTER roll out the Red Carpet... and that's an order! (God, i love being King!) And... ummmm... oh yeah... after the extra special VIP arrival ceremony and all the good stuff that goes with it, escort her to the Grand Central VIP Greeting Platform where, of course, i will be standing. I will then personally take her around and give her the super special delux grand tour of the 10 Ring... please make sure my helicopter and yacht are ready to go... and let's not have any problems with the transporter beam malfunctioning and sending us to Mongo's play room like last time. :upeyes:

Formal dinner, Entertainment, (make sure you study what she really likes), and a proper party for such a special guest... and i know you won't screw that one up... God knows we know how to throw a party!

After that... i will slip out with her to my Penthouse lair...

People! Fresh flowers! (Yeah, i know you will, you always do, but it is just fun to say it!).

Next day: After the morning brunch and shooting demonstration, Martha should be ready for whatever you have in store. When you are done, give me my briefing, and then i will take her from there.

No... i'm not going to tell you where we're going! :supergrin:

susan28
02-07-2009, 16:18
and let's not have any problems with the transporter beam malfunctioning and sending us to Mongo's play room like last time. :upeyes:

i'm sure i don't know what 'last time' to which you're referring :whistling: but i'll have uncle overhaul all the playroom keys to avoid any mishaps including the Tardis should you kids wish to venture off-compound.

VN350X10
02-07-2009, 17:34
TARDIS was functioning perfectly....

That's why he ended up in Mongo's Playroom....

We could have sent him to FAR worse....(can you say Borg Dungeon?)


note to suzie.......no, you're NOT 50% of the population.
By my calculations, due to the accelerated die-off rate of the male of the specis, you're about 53% of the population, until we get to age 70, when you become about 58% of the population.
I would have prefered those odds when I was 17 dammit !

Tazz10m
02-08-2009, 03:29
Hey, wait... maybe i could use these malfunctioning machines to my.... ooops... i mean our advannntage.... mmmmmm.... yeah... that's the ticket... like the 'ol "Ah oh... the car won't start" routine?

What i'm i thinking? I don't need to do that...... Once she gets her hands on my big Glock 10 and feels that huge and awesome power... she'll be so impressed she'll never let it go. She'll then become a member of the 10 Ring and next thing ya know she'll be move'n in to the Penthouse and ruling the world as far as the eye can see. I mean, damn, the Penthouse is so high up you can see the back of your own head on a clear day! Even Phelps was impressed!

It's no wonder the 10 Ring is the most exclusive, grand, and ex-salted club in the whole of all being! God, we're great!

I feel a wave of warm fuzzies coming on! WooooHOOOO!!! :supergrin:

susan28
02-08-2009, 08:36
It's no wonder the 10 Ring is the most exclusive, grand, and ex-salted club in the whole of all being!

yes! save the salt for the margaritas, and the apre-chamber treatments..

G33
02-08-2009, 08:41
Blah, blah, blah...

Only one question:

Does she look good in leather?

VN350X10
02-08-2009, 10:26
If Tazz has a "warm" feeling, I got 10 bucks says he wet himself again........

samurairabbi
02-08-2009, 19:06
All this sounds ... intriguing! The Dungeon types are therefore willing to run logistics for these activities at an embezzlement rate of only 36.7%!

VN350X10
02-08-2009, 20:25
you mean we're discounting......AGAIN ??

samurairabbi
02-08-2009, 20:42
you mean we're discounting......AGAIN ??

Unkle, with my new dual-citizenship identity, I am actually discounting my embezzling of myself. It may take several months for me to fully fully reconcile this concept within my psyche. Until I have achieved this reconciliation, I deem it prudent to be generous in dealing with our 10-Ring mealticket ... whoops! I mean ... our esteemed 10-Ring client!

VN350X10
02-08-2009, 20:48
If necessary, I can bring in my personel accounting firm/tax consultant.
Might be able to get you a $3.00 deduction for every $1.00 loss shown on paper....
If it's a REAL loss, it's more like a 5:1 ratio.

There's also the possibility of declaring the Dungeon a Church, in which case there is NO tax & the possibility of solicitation of funds rather like The Salvation Army is a real concept.
Like I said, this is MY tax guy.....He's GOOD !!

samurairabbi
02-08-2009, 21:00
The accounting angle is workable, Unkle. However, making the Dungeon a church would have an unsettling financial effect: we would revert FROM embezzlement TO ... tithing! That would cut our take percentage from the high 30s down to ... TEN percent! The Dungeon operation cannot be run on 10%! We should stay away from the religion shtick.

VN350X10
02-08-2009, 21:03
NO Rabbi, not all religions work on the 10% chump change angle.
Some of them merely took what the Church NEEDED from the sucke.....er....patrons.
Up to & including virgin sacrifice, cattle, homes, land, etc. Read the history books !

samurairabbi
02-08-2009, 22:28
Unkle, the Dungeon specialty is ripping off the 10-Ring cash flow without the 10-Ring being offended about our ripping off their cash flow. Achieving this with grace and style is a considerable accomplishment; most "religions" fail to achieve this.

Tazz10m
02-09-2009, 00:26
Blah, blah, blah...

Only one question:

Does she look good in leather?



Oh yeAh!:bowdown:

Ok, now people, this might sound a little crazy and out of the ordinary for you... er... i mean... all of us... to be perfectly honest... but we are going to DO something SO out of the ordinary... (yes, i hear you, everything we do is out of the ordinary!) ... something sooooo out of the ordinary even for us... cuz we NEVER do this kinda thing for anybody, well, except us... (go with me on this)...

Weeeeee are going to help raise money FOR HER!

WHOA.... WHOA THERE!!! WHOA!!!!!! HOLD YOUR HORSIES!!!

Ok... now listen... and listen good... She is a goooood girl.... she is "The Chosen One"... and she is going to SAVE THE WORLD and we are going to help her.

No butts!

We are going to take her in, protect her and keep her safe, especially from becoming asslaminated by the Borg, and she is going (with my expert guidance, of course) to rise up to the highest heights possibly attainable in the all of the all... which, of course (again) is only possible with our help because WE ARE THE 10 RING!!! (and, we have the Penthouse)

:patriot::horsey::patriot:

Mm kay?

Ok... Now that i have your attention... i got to tell you the stuff you may not like...

We have to do this in an honest way... HUSH!!! We can't have the damn dims come back and hit her with a bunch of crap about how she gained so much power and saved the world with dirty money... HUSH!!! I know there is really no such thing as dirty money.... all money is good clean money...especially after we launder it... BUT... other people don't always play fair... and you are all well aware of how everyone who is not a member of our grand exaulted most exclusive and wonderful club in the whole of the all encompassing can be just a litttttle jealous of us.

Now, i haven't told her about this little "thing" we got going here but i did tell her i was going to "dive her in" with us all and how it was going to help her like nothing else in exsistance... and it was going to be fun... soooo... please don't freak her out... well... yeah, i know, that really isn't possible... but hey... we can at least try... and damn it, we are better than anybody else so there is nobody else that can help her so we have to do it.

So... before she arrives here... cuz i am going to go get her when everything is ready... i would please... pretty please with sugar on top... ok, and a party with all the beer you can all drink on top... please try to get this place ready and try to make a good impression.

She can take a joke... she thinks i'm funny... (ha ha yeah, she's the only one) ... although she may change her mind after her visit here... hahaha... but seriously.... wait... i don't even know what seriously means... doh!

When she saves the world, cuz i know she will if we help her, cuz we can and we are the best in the world and the only ones that can... we will benefit from the fact the world still exists and we can have the biggest party ever ever. Yes, i know we already hold that record... but... we of all people can beat that record again, easily, and i know i can get you all to do anything for a good party!

:supergrin:

Seeee... that was easy! I am soooo good at talking people into anything... i should be King! Wait... i already am... doh!

Ok... let's all get started.

But... before we do... LET'S PARTY!!!

G33
02-09-2009, 06:10
Tazz has a Fever!
:supergrin:

VN350X10
02-09-2009, 09:41
About Tazz's being "funny".....

We all know he's funny, but it's funny "strange", not funny HA HA.

Somehow we need to educate him on this fine point, lest he blow the cover on all of the rest of us.

Geesie & Susan, I feel that this might well be in you're fields of expertiese.

uncle

Tazz10m
02-09-2009, 11:07
Tazz has a Fever!
:supergrin:

FEVAH!

When you kiss me...
Fevah when you hold me tight...

FEVAH!

Tazz10m
02-09-2009, 13:44
About Tazz's being "funny".....

We all know he's funny, but it's funny "strange", not funny HA HA.

Somehow we need to educate him on this fine point, lest he blow the cover on all of the rest of us.

Geesie & Susan, I feel that this might well be in you're fields of expertiese.

uncle

My doctor once told me... i was right out of my head,
And i said; Doctor, maybe it's you instead....

:wavey:

VN350X10
02-09-2009, 19:25
Remember, it's only those who are left handed that are truely in their right mind...

Bullman
02-09-2009, 19:32
I like to think of myself as a left handed person that has adapted to the right handed world.

Tazz10m
02-09-2009, 20:51
Remember, it's only those who are left handed that are truely in their right mind...

But, what does that say about Obama who is left handed?

:tongueout:

VN350X10
02-09-2009, 21:51
Proveing that you ARE in your right mind Bull !

Tazz10m
02-09-2009, 22:22
Proveing that you ARE in your right mind Bull !

Isn't this what they call "soul searching"... hahahahahaa... oh yeah, perfect topic to segue into for this thread... hahahahaha...

Ok... we are all always in our right minds because we are always right... and that is why we are the right ones and right to help Martha save the world.

There... i said it... now back on task!:supergrin:

VN350X10
02-09-2009, 22:42
It is apparent that I must explain the concept of "Right Mind" lest Tazz continues his silly prattling ad nauseum...

Given that the Hemispheres of the brain control the motor nerves of the OPPOSITE side of the body, one who is left hand dominant is considered to be in his "right" mind.
A simple concept really & quite logical.

There Tazz, end of Bio. 101 !

And can we REALLY trust one named Martha ??

Seems like an extreme concept; Another Chamber session is called for to straighten things out !

And Tazz, PAY ATTENTION this time will you ?

Tazz10m
02-09-2009, 22:56
It is apparent that I must explain the concept of "Right Mind" lest Tazz continues his silly prattling ad nauseum...

Given that the Hemispheres of the brain control the motor nerves of the OPPOSITE side of the body, one who is left hand dominant is considered to be in his "right" mind.
A simple concept really & quite logical.

There Tazz, end of Bio. 101 !

And can we REALLY trust one named Martha ??

Seems like an extreme concept; Another Chamber session is called for to straighten things out !

And Tazz, PAY ATTENTION this time will you ?


Well, DUHHH!!! hahahaha.... OMG! hahahaha....

John C. Lilly, MD the famous brain surgeon/researcher and inventor of the Profound Isolation Tank for NASA who wrote, among other things, about The Profound Effects of Isolation and Confinement on Intact Healthy Bodies..... was asked one day, (yes, i was there to hear it), what his opinion was of the "right brain, left brain" issue... and... he responded; "Well, in my brain they work together as one.".... were upon the whole audience when silent...

As for your question; "...can we REALLY trust one named Martha ??" My answer to that is; "George did, I do, and so should you." Or, so will you cuz i told you too! :rofl:

Oh, i am having WAY too much fun!

Ok... take me to my chamber session now.... :supergrin:

VN350X10
02-09-2009, 22:58
Two words Tazz :



MARTHA STEWART !

Tazz10m
02-10-2009, 00:17
Two words Tazz :



MARTHA STEWART !


DOH!!!!:embarassed:

Ok... OK!!! You got me... Damn!

Well, then, i guess all i got is BECAUSE I TOLD YOU SO!

HA!

How 'bout that!? :supergrin:

Actually, though, she is one fantastic person, not to mention one fantastic woman, (i know Susan and the Geezies will appreciate that... wait... all us guys will, too!), and the fact is she deserves to be checked out... which i fully intend to continue doing...hehehe... cuz if there's one thing i will do before i die... it's TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! Oh, and before i do that i need you all to help with saving the world, first, so i can, then, take it over.

K?:whistling:

VN350X10
02-10-2009, 21:08
Relax Tazz, the nice young men in the clean white coats will be here shortly to escort you back to the padded addition to your Penthouse.....

samurairabbi
02-10-2009, 22:19
... cuz if there's one thing i will do before i die... it's TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! Oh, and before i do that i need you all to help with saving the world, first, so i can, then, take it over.
The Dungeon stands ever ready to support your world takeover, Tazz. All we ask is 25 minutes notice so we can arrange financing of the takeover.

Tazz10m
02-10-2009, 22:53
Relax Tazz, the nice young men in the clean white coats will be here shortly to escort you back to the padded addition to your Penthouse.....

Ya know... i've been considering having the whole damn thing padded... ya know... the way we all bounce off the walls, well, especially me, it could cut down on the bruising. I just haven't figured how to make it go with the decor.

Tazz10m
02-10-2009, 22:55
The Dungeon stands ever ready to support your world takeover, Tazz. All we ask is 25 minutes notice so we can arrange financing of the takeover.

That's the spirit! You're a good man, rabbi, and a true samurai! I might just have to give you a promotion.

samurairabbi
02-10-2009, 23:06
Ya know... i've been considering having the whole damn thing padded... ya know... the way we all bounce off the walls, well, especially me, it could cut down on the bruising. I just haven't figured how to make it go with the decor.

Eng151515 and his Dungeon Engineering Peons have worked up an ingenious recoil energy absorbtion/rebound/recuperation device which may be applicable to your padded walls predicament. He'll be by with the design particulars; I'll handle financing.

Bullman
02-11-2009, 04:31
Moooo

engineer151515
02-11-2009, 05:53
Eng151515 and his Dungeon Engineering Peons have worked up an ingenious recoil energy absorbtion/rebound/recuperation device which may be applicable to your padded walls predicament. He'll be by with the design particulars; I'll handle financing.

Engineering peons.... heh.


But who do they call when the ingenious recoil energy absorbtion/rebound/recuperation device is on the fritz?


Some of this must be related to the full moon.

samurairabbi
02-11-2009, 06:51
Engineering peons.... heh.

But who do they call when the ingenious recoil energy absorbtion/rebound/recuperation device is on the fritz?
Play along with me on this one, Eng. We Dungeon types calling ourselves Peons is part of our nefarious administrative conspiracy.

Remember, even though I now own 10mm firearms, I retain my cherished title of Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident.

engineer151515
02-11-2009, 09:33
:embarassed:

Bullman
02-11-2009, 10:15
Play along with me on this one, Eng. We Dungeon types calling ourselves Peons is part of our nefarious administrative conspiracy.

Remember, even though I now own 10mm firearms, I retain my cherished title of Senior 10-Ring Dungeon PEON.

Ahem, fixed it for ya:whistling:

engineer151515
02-11-2009, 15:37
snarf....

<- trying not to laugh. :supergrin:

samurairabbi
02-11-2009, 17:48
Ahem, fixed it for ya:whistling:

Appreciate the rework, Bull.

There is one admin detail on this re-titling. For as long as my tush occupies a spot in the Dungeon, I have a comprehensive claim to the title of Senior 10-Ring Dungeon RESIDENT. But it is conceivable that promotion, reworked loyalties, insurrection, bribery (hint, hint), or other shifts within the Dungeon/Penthouse pecking order could result in my no longer being the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon PEON. Resident status accumulates simply by being there. PEON status must be continually earned!

G33
02-11-2009, 22:26
Words.

samurairabbi
02-11-2009, 22:40
Words.

... are shaped with ... ... the tongue!

VN350X10
02-11-2009, 22:49
I move that we deploy the Nukes !!

Mitch_Rapp.45
02-11-2009, 22:55
We already do SSBN 726 through SSBN 734.. lol..

samurairabbi
02-11-2009, 22:56
I move that we deploy the Nukes !!

One possible problem here: All the transporters are committed to beer deliveries!

VN350X10
02-11-2009, 23:01
Rabbi, I DO have TARDIS sitting in the garage, delivery is NO problem !

We can even be back before we leave, GAINING time to consume "N"Sweat Lager !

Tazz10m
02-12-2009, 03:25
Appreciate the rework, Bull.

There is one admin detail on this re-titling. For as long as my tush occupies a spot in the Dungeon, I have a comprehensive claim to the title of Senior 10-Ring Dungeon RESIDENT. But it is conceivable that promotion, reworked loyalties, insurrection, bribery (hint, hint), or other shifts within the Dungeon/Penthouse pecking order could result in my no longer being the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon PEON. Resident status accumulates simply by being there. PEON status must be continually earned!

Sammy, you're not a PEON anymore... don't you remember me carving that tattoo off your forehead?

You're one of us now.... and if you like it in the dungeon, well, you can stay there.... or, we can build you your own special penthouse tower like the rest of us enjoy.

G33
02-12-2009, 11:30
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/IMGP0062.jpg


For the Peons.

Tazz10m
02-12-2009, 14:48
Whoa! That is bad-***!!!

Hey.... wait just a minute... how come that is not a 10mm???

:supergrin:

VN350X10
02-12-2009, 20:50
That's not a 10MM because it's from the maker of the "weenie" guns in "sissy" calibers !

Tazz10m
02-12-2009, 20:53
That's not a 10MM because it's from the maker of the "weenie" guns in "sissy" calibers !

Ohhh... ok... well... that explains it...

I'll just forward that explanation on to S&W.... :supergrin:

VN350X10
02-12-2009, 21:07
And before anybody gets silly, the 460 & 500 are FREAKS !
A handgun should be carried in a holster, not with a sling !

Tazz10m
02-12-2009, 21:11
Yeah, well, some day i'm gonna OWN one! 500!

VN350X10
02-12-2009, 21:14
Wheel kit & Lanyard optional.........

Tazz10m
02-12-2009, 21:24
Wheel kit & Lanyard optional.........

Is that wheel kit and lanyard like a trailer and hitch?:whistling:

samurairabbi
02-12-2009, 21:49
... or, we can build you your own special penthouse tower like the rest of us enjoy.

Funny thing, Tazz. I already took advantage of my new status to begin work on my own special penthouse tower. Then the Dungeon Engineering crew discovered that my tower is in the EXACT optimum position to build the new supplementary pumping station to expand the chilled beer supply to the outlying sections of the lagoon facility. Clearly, beer distribution takes precedence over personal luxury. I will pick another location for my personal Penthouse tower; until then, I will hunker along in my expansive Dungeon suite ... whoops! ... in my lowly Dungeon hovel! Sacrifice for the greater cause IS important!

Tazz10m
02-12-2009, 22:32
Funny thing, Tazz. I already took advantage of my new status to begin work on my own special penthouse tower. Then the Dungeon Engineering crew discovered that my tower is in the EXACT optimum position to build the new supplementary pumping station to expand the chilled beer supply to the outlying sections of the lagoon facility. Clearly, beer distribution takes precedence over personal luxury. I will pick another location for my personal Penthouse tower; until then, I will hunker along in my expansive Dungeon suite ... whoops! ... in my lowly Dungeon hovel! Sacrifice for the greater cause IS important!

Sammi... Sammi... Sammi...... you don't have to live like that anymore... you are one of us now.... LIVE SAMMI... LIVE!!!!!

(Seee... i'm not a total tyrant...)

_The_Shadow
02-12-2009, 23:13
It would be awful nice if S&W would create the M&P in the much desired caliber of 10mm! :rant: :headscratch:

samurairabbi
02-13-2009, 02:03
Sammi... Sammi... Sammi...... you don't have to live like that anymore... you are one of us now.... LIVE SAMMI... LIVE!!!!!

(Seee... i'm not a total tyrant...)

... but would the Penthouse faithful forgive me if I were to place my personal comfort above the expansion of the beer distribution system? I think not. Even you, in your newly discovered role of non-total tyrant, would, I believe, be perturbed enough to give pause to your new ruling identity.

Tazz10m
02-13-2009, 02:59
... but would the Penthouse faithful forgive me if I were to place my personal comfort above the expansion of the beer distribution system? I think not. Even you, in your newly discovered role of non-total tyrant, would, I believe, be perturbed enough to give pause to your new ruling identity.

Non-total tyrant..... did I SAY THAT??? i guess i did....

OK!!! ahhh..... well... let me seee here... ahhh... i think i need another gulp of beer... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......YUMMM!!! OK... i got it!

Yes, they would forgive you because WE the ELITE... are ONE with you and you are ONE with US...now... and... ummm.... WE come BEFORE the beer! AND DRINK IT!!! YEAH!!! THAT'S IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

AND.... well, we are going to run the beer distribution system right thru the middle of your tower for proper cooling cuz YOU ARE JUST SO DAMN COOL!!!

ICE COLD COOL.... hahaha..... yeah, baby, cooooooooool....

See what you get when you become a real live 10 Ringer?!

Feel better now?

Kewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl......

Me give paws??? XXXX, HELL nooo.....

We cool... we cool...........BUMP BUMP... BUMP BUMP.......:cool:

G33
02-13-2009, 09:00
It would be awful nice if S&W would create the M&P in the much desired caliber of 10mm! :rant: :headscratch:

Would be Da Bomb!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
02-13-2009, 12:18
Bullman would like.http://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

VN350X10
02-13-2009, 20:13
S&W had a few 10MM autos & the wimps quit making them....


currently have a pair of DEWC bullets in the back of my S-10 Pickup.
Anybody got loading data for an 8" bore ??

_The_Shadow
02-13-2009, 20:36
Yes! they insist on the 610 revolver and the new 310 Night Gaurd little punity revolver which is probaby better suited for the 40Short&Weak!

They could have made way more money with the production of the M&P 10mm in book! Good think I'm not holding my breath I'd be as Blue as the S&W Logo!

VN350X10
02-13-2009, 20:37
I plan on being buried with my 10MM's & my AutoMag.....

_The_Shadow
02-13-2009, 20:55
I would like to past mine on the my brothers kids (none of my own) when I'm gone, but this governmental mess we're in may try to disolve our rights of ownership through rotten political schemes. They better work hard at preserving things better before Civil War manifest itself. Either way I'll try to do my part at preserving our rigths to freedom and the American way of life!:patriot:

Tazz10m
02-14-2009, 02:03
Thanks for the fitting segue Mr. Shadow.

Ok... listen up people...

There may be a storm a com'n... so...

Build up the walls around the entire compound higher.

Add more guard/observation towers as needed.

Dig the mote deeper and get more gators in there... and you better get the big ones... no time to wait for them to grow.

Add FLIR everywhere we don't already have it. I want full coverage.

Add more active ground penetrating radar for a complete picture below the parameter.

Buy more guns... and make sure we got some more .50's.

Gather more ammo.... LOTS more.... actually, keep gathering, don't stop.

Make and stockpile more beer... God knows we're gonna need it.

Food, yeah, that too.

Reinforce all entries.

Double check all fire fighting systems.

Extend the radar.

Launch the new satilites.

Do everything else i haven't mentioned.

Bullman, you are in charge of security... yeah, you know.

Gee Twee Twee... whip cracking... leather... bondage... torture... etc... do that you, oh, do so well!

Susan... you keep the beat... spin it girl!

Uncle... Engineering. Make it happen... you da man!

Sammi... the mote... tunnels... undetectable dirty tricks... and, of course, propaganda! Your favorite.

Mr. Shadow... get that intel and keep us up to date.

Mongo... food... of course.

Lagoon Girls... see G33 for your new leather and armaments.

Ahhh... who else... where's G29?

My memory just isn't what it used to be...

More beer!

VN350X10
02-14-2009, 02:33
MOAT Tazz, it's spelled MOAT.

The ditch/sewer around the castle is called a MOAT.

mote is a whole different critter.
Sammi, get a Dungeon Linguistics Staff member in here,......STAT !

Bullman
02-14-2009, 04:33
I plan on being buried with my 10MM's & my AutoMag.....


I am considering cremation and then having my ashes molecularly bonded and cast / swaged into 10mm slugs. Could be fun if I get used on some appropriate targets.:supergrin:

VN350X10
02-14-2009, 08:47
Well, I want my 10MM's for comfort & the AutoMag because it works so well in a HIGH HEAT environment...

engineer151515
02-14-2009, 09:04
I am considering cremation and then having my ashes molecularly bonded and cast / swaged into 10mm slugs. Could be fun if I get used on some appropriate targets.:supergrin:

You know - one company offers to have a small sample of cremated remains crafted into the carbon lattice of a diamond.


Crafting yourself into the steel of a weapon frame or barrel is not outside possibility.