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samurairabbi
04-14-2009, 10:08
Snort!
:rofl:
or
Snap!
:tongueout:

Twee-Twee, does this pair of responses constitute approval ... or disapproval ... of the DLU's recent reference acquisition? If approval, then we LSPS(BBB)DPs are pleased we were able to amuse you. If disapproval, the line is already forming for Chamber sessions.

engineer151515
04-14-2009, 10:19
...the line is already forming for Chamber sessions.

Well, I guess you need to be in line anyway.

engineer151515
04-14-2009, 10:22
Every time the Dungeon Engineering Crew suggests automating the monkey DNA removal session with computer programmed robots, we get a big disapproval from Condo Management.

Don't understand why . . . :whistling:

VN350X10
04-14-2009, 16:03
:tongueout:Neener,neener neener !!:tongueout:

G33
04-14-2009, 18:14
Twee-Twee, does this pair of responses constitute approval ... or disapproval ... of the DLU's recent reference acquisition? If approval, then we LSPS(BBB)DPs are pleased we were able to amuse you. If disapproval, the line is already forming for Chamber sessions.



Both work for me.
Line up boys!
:supergrin:

_The_Shadow
04-18-2009, 22:22
:yawn:

samurairabbi
04-18-2009, 22:26
:yawn:

Get with the partying, Shadow, or we'll drop a dictionary on ya!

G33
04-19-2009, 01:09
Get with the partying, Shadow, or we'll drop a dictionary on ya!

Twice.
:tongueout:

engineer151515
04-19-2009, 06:55
Twice.
:tongueout:

That will leave a mark. :rollingeyes:

samurairabbi
04-19-2009, 13:03
That will leave a mark. :rollingeyes:

... but it would be a SCHOLARLY mark!

_The_Shadow
04-19-2009, 13:13
Ouch! Now that the dictionary has smacked me...What a bump!
Now I have a "Knowledge Knot" Yep, a place where knowledge is not! :uglylol::crazy:

G33
04-19-2009, 13:25
To be or knot to be a head?
:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-19-2009, 17:03
me brain hurts........again !

G33
04-19-2009, 17:34
me brain hurts........again !


Can fix that!
:supergrin::supergrin:

G33
04-19-2009, 17:35
Problem is getting brain back in skull....:whistling::supergrin:

MySiK26
04-19-2009, 17:41
what?

_The_Shadow
04-19-2009, 18:44
"The Book of Knowledge" fell on my head and I became a Smart Ass!


"The Great Big Book of Everything"...
“It’s the 'Great Big Book of Everything',
with everything inside,
To see the world around us,
This book’s the perfect guide.”
"One wack up side the head,
is sure to rattle your brain inside"

Eve gave Adam an apple from the tree of Knowledge!
And that's when we learned we we NAKED!

samurairabbi
04-19-2009, 18:55
Problem is getting brain back in skull....:whistling::supergrin:

A philosophical doctrine: When you open a can of worms, the only way to get them repacked is to use a bigger can!

VN350X10
04-20-2009, 09:38
or a blender.......



may I please have a Crown Royal Slushie ?



uncle

susan28
04-20-2009, 11:24
i'll get one coolin' for ya right away uncle, just have to make a quick trip to the filter drawer..

G33
04-20-2009, 15:29
i'll get one coolin' for ya right away uncle, just have to make a quick trip to the filter drawer..



:supergrin::supergrin:

_The_Shadow
04-20-2009, 16:08
Me 2 please! :cheers:

samurairabbi
04-20-2009, 19:23
Me 2 please! :cheers:

Get in line.

_The_Shadow
04-20-2009, 20:52
Get in line.

I thought I was in line! Damn!:dunno:

VN350X10
04-20-2009, 21:49
Thank you Darlin' !

samurairabbi
04-20-2009, 21:59
I thought I was in line! Damn!:dunno:

You ARE in line, Shadow. The trick is: knowing WHICH line you are in!

G33
04-20-2009, 23:07
The trick is: knowing WHICH line you are in!


You are in The Chamber line.
:tempted::tempted:

samurairabbi
04-20-2009, 23:12
You are in The Chamber line.
:tempted::tempted:

Ya' see, Shadow! It all works out okay.

VN350X10
04-22-2009, 16:25
It also helps if you know WHAT end of WHICH line you're in....

_The_Shadow
04-22-2009, 17:03
There was a line painted on the floor, so I followed it...come to find out it was a circle! No Start, No End, imagine that! Then this song popped in my head "Willie Go Round in Circles". :rollingeyes:

samurairabbi
04-22-2009, 17:42
There was a line painted on the floor, so I followed it...come to find out it was a circle! No Start, No End, imagine that! Then this song popped in my head "Willie Go Round in Circles". :rollingeyes:

Do not grieve, Shadow. You have now experienced one of the foremost Neo-Existential philosophical aspects the 10-Ring has to offer. Phrased differently: No matter where you go, there you are!

_The_Shadow
04-22-2009, 17:51
That's what I was thinking! I'm in the 10-Ring! :phew:

samurairabbi
04-22-2009, 18:43
That's what I was thinking! I'm in the 10-Ring! :phew:

... you can check out any time you like ... but you can never leave! ...

ChuteTheMall
04-22-2009, 18:50
There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face

_The_Shadow
04-22-2009, 19:28
As I stepped inside the line and I found "X" marks the spot! :perfect10:
That's where I was, as that's where I am! I'm in the exact middle, Damn it, I am the traget!

VN350X10
04-22-2009, 19:48
it is better to be the crosshairs than the target....

engineer151515
04-22-2009, 20:00
That's what I was thinking! I'm in the 10-Ring! :phew:

Sounds to me like you have nine more rings to go.


Happiness is in the journey, not the destination.

engineer151515
04-22-2009, 20:00
There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face

She pretended not to notice,
She was caught up in the race.

Bullman
04-22-2009, 21:08
Out in the evening, until it was light.

_The_Shadow
04-22-2009, 21:31
Sounds to me like you have nine more rings to go.


Happiness is in the journey, not the destination.

Oh, but I have arrived, I'm at the pinnacle of the 10-Ring! I must say the journey was a bit rough, I adapted, I overcame, I have succeeded!

Now somebody please pass me a drinky! :drink:<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

Bullman
04-23-2009, 02:17
Have some N*ppl* Sweat, some of the Engineer's finest Brew :beer:

The secret is the filtration media;)

samurairabbi
04-23-2009, 03:49
Shadow, as you savor your beverage, you should consider your newly established identity within the 10-Ring Facility. You must determine how to allocate your time between being an exalted Penthouse Type and being a lowly servile pond scum Dungeon Peon. This is not a trivial decision, and it is easy to go wrong with too casual a decision on this vital personal resource allocation.

_The_Shadow
04-24-2009, 21:27
One thing I can say is I didn't step on anyone on my way up! Something about character I suppose. OK! this round is on me...Drinks for everyone!
:cheers:

VN350X10
04-24-2009, 21:33
If you didn't step on anybody on the way up, you haven't started your journey yet !
Step lively lad, as you have much stepping to yet do !

(but I DO recomend the "N"Sweat Lager)


uncle

samurairabbi
04-24-2009, 21:47
Unkle makes an important point. The highest praise for a Dungeon Peon administrator is not getting CAUGHT stepping on anyone on the way up. Even the Penthouse Types share this philosophy.

G33
04-24-2009, 23:18
Stepping on someone with thigh-high high-heel black boots can be fun!
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
04-24-2009, 23:20
Me first !!!!!!!

Bullman
04-25-2009, 02:20
One part of my chamber session I always enjoyed (Mrs. Bullman can NOT see this or I am hamburger) is the part where they walked on my back, it was glorious.

VN350X10
04-25-2009, 06:39
Yeah Bull, if she sees that part, your name will be "Charles".....

as in ground chuck !:wow:

VN350X10
04-25-2009, 06:40
WOO-HOO !!!!!!!

8800 !

uncle

engineer151515
04-25-2009, 06:58
8800. That's good.

I thought I was just seeing double.

VN350X10
04-25-2009, 07:32
Eng in the chamber........


now that's a good thing.
You deserve it !

Geesie & susan to the rescue, STAT

G33
04-25-2009, 08:04
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/img_6363.jpg



:supergrin::supergrin:

engineer151515
04-25-2009, 08:07
:rollsmiley::rollingeyes::wow:

VN350X10
04-25-2009, 09:45
looks like you girls might need to wait for Eng to come back out of orbit to start the session.

Admin. note here:
The clothing is WHY uncle lets the girls use TARDIS for their shopping trips. They find such great outfits in some of the little inter-galactic shops.

samurairabbi
04-26-2009, 20:34
The clothing is WHY uncle lets the girls use TARDIS for their shopping trips. They find such great outfits in some of the little inter-galactic shops.
So true, Unkle! That outfit in that picture could give fitted black leather a really GOOD name!

_The_Shadow
04-26-2009, 21:13
Sort of fits like a fine leather holster! Maybe even better!

VN350X10
04-26-2009, 21:34
Geesie & Susan could wear ANYTHING (or nothing!) and give it a good name !



:tongueout:

:wow:

:tongueout:

Bullman
04-27-2009, 04:35
Pics like that make me proud to be a hide donor, once I slip the bonds of this mortal coil. Bullhide wouldn't look as good as that though.

G33
04-27-2009, 06:07
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
04-27-2009, 21:52
Got ten bucks says you'd make a right respectable holster Bull.

Proper material for the job at hand.

crashcarruthers
04-27-2009, 22:29
I can tell, she is loaded! I would like to see someone make a conceal holster for her.

G33
04-28-2009, 06:50
Welcome Crash!
:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-28-2009, 20:40
Cute Geesie, but the head tent HAS to go !

G33
04-28-2009, 20:42
Cute Geesie, but the head tent HAS to go !



o k :whistling:

cowboywannabe
04-29-2009, 07:13
i dont know what this thread is about but if it has foxy ass women and glocks in it im all for putting my two cents in.

G33
04-29-2009, 09:00
:wavey::wavey:

Bullman
04-29-2009, 09:48
I love G33 for her mind, her devious little mind :supergrin:

G33
04-29-2009, 16:48
I love G33 for her mind, her devious little mind :supergrin:



:cheerleader::goodpost::devilish:

VN350X10
04-29-2009, 19:07
cowboywannabe,

To fully understand this thread, one must read the entire thread.
If you then understand it, please explain it to the rest of us here..........we are all still processing information.

READ.......LEARN.........ENJOY

"What a long, strange trip it's been & where it stops, nobody knows !!"


uncle albert



(note to Geesie......that's MUCH better!):wavey:

_The_Shadow
04-29-2009, 20:08
Take a little trip, :hippie:
Take a little trip,
Take a little trip with me.

They're coming to take me away, ha ha, ho ho, he he!
What a ride!.......... :ambulance:

crashcarruthers
04-29-2009, 20:50
I was thinking "Alice in Wonderland" or "Magic Carpet Ride". Really it is 8:40 PM and time to kick back and enjoy the ride. I haven't heard the words from the "Funny Farm Song" in a long time. Shadow you must of also had a corrupt formative years to listen to such things.:embarassed:

_The_Shadow
04-29-2009, 21:00
I'm stuck in the music of the period...most of this new stuff isn't music period.

Of course some of the trips people took they never left the farm! They did put out some good music in those years.

VN350X10
04-29-2009, 22:36
there's a reason that rap rhymes with crap.....
and puke in your lap....

never mind, my minor in college was Classical music.
I look more like I should be moving the piano, rather than playing it....


back to my vodka & lime.......

Bullman
04-30-2009, 06:52
I got to partake last night in the pleasure I seldom get to called Newcastle. So refreshing.:beer:

VN350X10
04-30-2009, 16:02
as in nut brown ale there Bullman ?

excellent choice, goes well with good food.

uncle

Bullman
04-30-2009, 18:24
Yup, it is good stuff there. Enjoy your chamber session Uncle.

G33
05-01-2009, 06:49
Chamber!!
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

_The_Shadow
05-01-2009, 20:39
One in the Chamber, with 15 in waiting!

samurairabbi
05-03-2009, 00:02
One in the Chamber, with 15 in waiting!

Hope the Chamber backlog is not serious. We have the 400,000th hit celebration coming up; it would be a pity if some of our regulars are tied up (in a manner of speaking.)

G33
05-03-2009, 03:18
Smith X-frame...
Standard Chamber issue.
:wow::supergrin:

Bullman
05-03-2009, 03:59
Hope the Chamber backlog is not serious. We have the 400,000th hit celebration coming up; it would be a pity if some of our regulars are tied up (in a manner of speaking.)


Post # 9000 isn't too far away, and it will be a prelude to the biggie, 10,000. I have done some planning for 9000 so it can sort of run as a test piece for the big 10. It will give me some idea on how much we need to boost N*ppl* Sweat production for the event.

Have to calculate how much filtration media we will need for that.... Oh G... Suse, gonna need some help with that.

_The_Shadow
05-03-2009, 10:23
Somehow Cool And The Gang comes to mind

Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration

Celebrate good times,come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure

Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Baby...

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)


Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...

G33
05-03-2009, 12:06
Hope the Chamber backlog is not serious. We have the 400,000th hit celebration coming up; it would be a pity if some of our regulars are tied up (in a manner of speaking.)

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/CR201.jpg

Chamber X Frame

:supergrin:

G33
05-03-2009, 12:08
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/STmonster_1103C.jpg

Smith X Frame
:supergrin:

G33
05-03-2009, 12:09
Pick wisely.
:tempted:

Bullman
05-03-2009, 12:26
Pick wisely.
:tempted:

Since I can think of no possible use I would have for a Smith X frame.......:whistling:

crashcarruthers
05-03-2009, 19:33
Bullman are you saying " The Devil made me do it".:tbo:

Bullman
05-03-2009, 20:12
Oh, I just like to think that I do things based on logical decisions, I don't want to give the devil his due. :supergrin:

engineer151515
05-03-2009, 20:26
It will give me some idea on how much we need to boost N*ppl* Sweat production for the event.



uummppphh.

Double up time.

_The_Shadow
05-03-2009, 20:34
Bullman, turn it arround "DEVIL" = LIVED

Lived it up!

Bullman
05-03-2009, 20:39
uummppphh.

Double up time.

hence the usage study for 9000, hopefully we will just have enough time to spool up production to keep up with demand.

VN350X10
05-03-2009, 23:02
1 in the Chamber & 15 in waiting......

Sounds a lot like KONG.....my G20 & first Glock !

(coulda been worse.....Shadow could have gone & done the "Chicken Dance" on us !

(happy 58th B'day)
uncle

samurairabbi
05-04-2009, 03:08
1 in the Chamber & 15 in waiting......

Sounds a lot like KONG.....my G20 & first Glock !
Well played, Unkle! The DLU salutes your noticing the 1+15 motif as an aspect of the G20 existential state of being!

Even though I am now working my way up the 10mm hierarchy here in the 10-Ring, it appears my 45-shooting LSPS(BBB)DP perception has not yet been completely purged from my mentality. I was still unwittingly in my 1+13 outlook on life; it is apparent that supplemental treatment to be inflicted ... whoops! ADMINISTERED ... by Suze and Twee-Twee because of this serious lapse in my intellectual perception.

Life is cruel.

Bullman
05-04-2009, 03:31
It appears I may be regressing a bit, I may have just acquired myself a new to me 4516 to round out my family of Smith .45s Sammi, could it be that you have left a void that I feel compelled to fill?

susan28
05-04-2009, 06:47
Well played, Unkle! The DLU salutes your noticing the 1+15 motif as an aspect of the G20 existential state of being!

Even though I am now working my way up the 10mm hierarchy here in the 10-Ring, it appears my 45-shooting LSPS(BBB)DP perception has not yet been completely purged from my mentality. I was still unwittingly in my 1+13 outlook on life; it is apparent that supplemental treatment to be inflicted ... whoops! ADMINISTERED ... by Suze and Twee-Twee because of this serious lapse in my intellectual perception.

Life is cruel.

"here comes a candle to light you to bed; here comes a flogger to flog you!", She said.

VN350X10
05-04-2009, 11:08
Thank you Miss, may I have another ?

(line ripped of/miss quoted from Animal House......Go Delta !)

Bullman
05-04-2009, 11:18
I have also just realized that I might also make this a momentous occasion for me if I were to reach a 1000 post in thread count by the time we reach 10,000. If that were to take place I am sure my level of personal debauchery would reach new lows.:supergrin:

You may be seeing a lot more of me around here, I sense some overtime in the dungeon in my near future.

VN350X10
05-04-2009, 11:25
Very good Bull,......

We'll all drink to that !

uncle

Bullman
05-04-2009, 11:29
I might even get a few extra chamber sessions out of it as well.
:supergrin:

Bullman
05-04-2009, 11:31
That would make it 183 posts from about ............................. here.

Bullman
05-04-2009, 11:32
wow, this will be harder than I thought, I need a drink :beer:

VN350X10
05-04-2009, 11:38
If Mrs. B. asks, I can be like Sgt. Schultz.....

"I know NUSING..........NUUUSSSSING !!!"

susan28
05-04-2009, 11:46
Go Delta !

alas, mine's on the bench.. after 3 years! or is it 4? i can't wait..

VN350X10
05-04-2009, 11:52
No sweetheart, not Delta Colt, Delta HOUSE.

Tell ____________ to get the lead out, as you'd like to send the lead out.


uncle

susan28
05-04-2009, 12:27
AHHHHhhhhh, Delta HOUSE... i think i spun there once (can't remember so i must've).

the Delta is being handcrafted by Tim Sheehan at Goshen Enterprises. Tim's a good guy, he doesn't have much time for full-house builds these days with his Hexsites really taking off but is hooking me up with the understanding he does it in his spare time. i spent 2 years in that status with Tibbets (that was the secret one, hehe) who was also trying to squeeze me in but was too swamped. but it was a blessing in disguise because i'd rather have Tim build my gun than anyone, and it'll now have his awesome sight/porting combo that i'm so gaga about. it's gonna rock.

Bullman
05-04-2009, 12:54
I miss my Delta, it was during my younger foolish days.

samurairabbi
05-04-2009, 18:19
30 hits to go for the big four zero zero zero zero zero. Get ready to party!

engineer151515
05-04-2009, 18:52
NS Kegs loaded.

Slushie chillers cranking out at maximum.

"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!"

crashcarruthers
05-04-2009, 20:14
T- 40 posts and counting. Ladies and Gentlemen start your engines. You know somebody who has never posted before will come along in the wee hours of the day and do the 9,000 post.:supergrin:

samurairabbi
05-04-2009, 20:52
T- 40 posts and counting. Ladies and Gentlemen start your engines. You know somebody who has never posted before will come along in the wee hours of the day and do the 9,000 post.:supergrin:

Crash, that is actually the BEAUTY of the 10-Ring racket ... whoops! ... OPERATIONAL METHOD. Some lowly non-10-shooting sleazeball gets the urge to sneak in for a glory moment, then decides to stick around a while, and ends up as a full-blown 10mm-packin' 10-Ring MEMBER! We know how to snare people.

ChuteTheMall
05-04-2009, 21:35
Some lowly non-10-shooting sleazeball gets the urge to sneak in for a glory moment....

You rang?

:wavey:

VN350X10
05-04-2009, 22:34
Sounds like Maynard G. Krebs is alive & well !

Hi Chute, haven't seen you for a while !

uncle

ChuteTheMall
05-04-2009, 23:20
Sounds like Maynard G. Krebs is alive & well !

Hi Chute, haven't seen you for a while !

uncle

I just pop in every thousand posts or so to steal the glory.
Maybe I'll post #8888, or more than likely go to sleep.

I forgot about Maynard.:cool:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/8673/lurchx.jpg (http://img73.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lurchx.jpg)

samurairabbi
05-05-2009, 17:05
I just pop in every thousand posts or so to steal the glory.
Maybe I'll post #8888, or more than likely go to sleep.
Try this, Chute: post #8888, get a little sleep, and be ready for the Nine Thousand Post blowout. This could be the best of all worlds.

G33
05-05-2009, 17:18
355 pages.
Must drag on eric's server?
:supergrin:

Bullman
05-05-2009, 17:28
355 pages.
Must drag on eric's server?
:supergrin:


It has been most kind of the supreme being to allow our little party to continue:supergrin:

crashcarruthers
05-05-2009, 19:39
I wish I knew who the 400,000 viewer was. Well, we will know who the 9,000 poster is. I think the Shadow has been lurking in the dark waiting, because I haven't seen him post here lately. I wonder if they will make this a National Holiday? Seem we have a National Holiday for every thing else. The post needs to be the 10th of May at 8:40 PM.

G33
05-05-2009, 20:25
It has been most kind of the supreme being to allow our little party to continue:supergrin:

Jes!
:supergrin:

Bullman
05-05-2009, 20:46
The only problem of sitting here in the dark posting is that Tigger sneaks up behind me and gives me a hit now and then, it is feeding time. :cat:

Bullman
05-05-2009, 20:47
I hate my dentist too, I wish he had the stones to pull this darn tooth about 2 weeks ago. Messing with my cud chewing.

Bullman
05-05-2009, 20:48
Maybe a newcastle would help.

VN350X10
05-05-2009, 20:49
wouldn't hurt !

crashcarruthers
05-05-2009, 21:02
For medicinal use only Bullman.

samurairabbi
05-05-2009, 21:21
For medicinal use only Bullman.

10-Ringers need lots of medicine!

the iceman
05-05-2009, 21:37
22:37

_The_Shadow
05-05-2009, 21:59
:shower:Getting in the tub! Splash! :drowning:

_The_Shadow
05-06-2009, 18:41
Heck it 8:40 somewhere but 7:40 here!

Over 400,000 views! WOW!

Bullman
05-06-2009, 18:43
I need a drink

_The_Shadow
05-06-2009, 19:24
Her let me pour you a tiny one!:beer:

samurairabbi
05-06-2009, 20:39
"here comes a candle to light you to bed; here comes a flogger to flog you!", She said.

Suze, the DLU, meeting in general plenipotentiary session, has voted your entry this year's classiest nursery rhyme parody. We congratulate you on this achievement.

We ask your forgiveness for taking so long to acknowledge your resourcefulness. Most of the DLU executive committee was spending serious time sneaking into the Lagoon parties; it took us a while to convene a proper quorum.

_The_Shadow
05-06-2009, 21:05
Congradulations Suze!

Dripping with wax as the candle burned,
the sting of flogger which turned the skin red,
now this new title for which you earned,
for the classiest nursery rhyme she said!

Let the celabration begin!

Bullman
05-06-2009, 22:28
I feel property chastised nowhttp://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

samurairabbi
05-07-2009, 00:29
I feel property chastised nowhttp://forum-images.hardware.fr/images/perso/jibbi.gif

Actually, Bull, you're not properly chastised until the Chamber Crew has chastised you!

G33
05-07-2009, 08:08
:tempted::tempted:

ChuteTheMall
05-07-2009, 08:14
:popcorn:

ChuteTheMall
05-07-2009, 08:14
:milestone:

ChuteTheMall
05-07-2009, 08:15
:rock:
:elephant:

8888

:tongueout:

Bullman
05-07-2009, 10:52
Vicoden, take me away.

crashcarruthers
05-07-2009, 16:54
Bullman won't be able to go to the bathroom, he'll be waiting for 9,000 post to come up.

Bullman
05-07-2009, 19:11
Oh, I have been a part of big posts before, it won't hurt me to miss one now and then.

samurairabbi
05-07-2009, 21:36
If I am in a Chamber Session when the 9000th post happens, I will have no regret. Suze and Twee-Twee will keep me advised ... if they wish to do so. If they do NOT wish to do so ... well, I trust their judgement ... or, at least, their proclivities.

crashcarruthers
05-07-2009, 22:18
T-7 Posts and counting. I am going to go to bed, I really need my "beauty rest" (it hasn't worked yet). I hope somebody gets the thrill of 9,000. I bet there are not too many threads this long anywhere.

_The_Shadow
05-07-2009, 22:22
Well as a Senior Design Engineer/Maintenance Specialist & Medical Research Assistant in the field ofChild Development, Behavior and Human Relations, a Chamber Session is in order!:outtahere:

Please report to the "Chamber" immediately! Customary refreshments will be served!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
:drink:

_The_Shadow
05-07-2009, 22:24
crashcarruthers (http://glocktalk.com/forums/member.php?u=109979) Go to Bed!:countingsheep:

G33
05-08-2009, 06:14
I feel.....

















































































































Frisky!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
05-08-2009, 07:21
Does the 9000th post author get a chamber session?

susan28
05-08-2009, 07:32
Frisky!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

POUNCE!! ::bite bite:: :cat:

28 <~~~ yiffy

Bullman
05-08-2009, 09:00
Actually no, unless you count it as such, because I think the monkey will be 9001

Bullman
05-08-2009, 09:00
See, this is 8900 here, and it should be the last post on the page

ChuteTheMall
05-08-2009, 09:16
See, this is 8900 here, and it should be the last post on the page

jes:supergrin:


MOVED to Page .357 Magnum

:rofl:

Bullman
05-08-2009, 10:41
98 posts to go, we should stand in a circle and sing beer on the wall or somehting:supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
05-08-2009, 10:50
98 posts to go, we should stand in a circle and sing beer on the wall or somehting:supergrin:

Wake me up when it's time for me to swoop in and steal the glory.

:rofl:

G33
05-08-2009, 14:21
Wake me up when it's time for me to swoop in and steal the glory.

:rofl:

Probably true.
:tongueout::wavey:

_The_Shadow
05-08-2009, 20:53
Gee, Super Sexy

twoblackbelts
05-08-2009, 23:26
And people accuse ME of being a troll?!?!?!?

The frightening (only mildly) thing is that everyone posting on here for a zillion pages is ARMED.:wow:

samurairabbi
05-09-2009, 00:04
And people accuse ME of being a troll?!?!?!?

The frightening (only mildly) thing is that everyone posting on here for a zillion pages is ARMED.:wow:

... just shows we have endurance to complement our hardware!

G33
05-09-2009, 03:38
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/normal_s2_poster_1.jpg



:tongueout::tongueout:

ChuteTheMall
05-09-2009, 07:41
...everyone posting on here for a zillion pages is ARMED.:wow:

and also legged.

engineer151515
05-09-2009, 07:53
... just shows we have endurance to complement our hardware!

Our intellect is our most dangerous weapon.

Been getting me into trouble for years.

Bullman
05-09-2009, 08:27
Getting awfully crowded in here all of a sudden. Did the dungeon crew allocate funds for advertising?

_The_Shadow
05-09-2009, 09:30
Engineer, One's intellect is a terrible thing to waste, take it out on a perp!:2gun:

Bullman, Personal space is at a premimum.:grouphug:

Armed & Legged...are there metal detectors in the dungeon?:crazy:

Has the Fire Marshall set a occupancy limit here in the dungeon? :ffighter:

Bullman
05-09-2009, 10:08
Has the Fire Marshall set a occupancy limit here in the dungeon? :ffighter:


If he would lay off the flaming dr. peppers he might sober up long enough to do that:flamingdrpep:

_The_Shadow
05-09-2009, 16:14
Bullman, Tazz10mm said it best...
What's wrong with the usual sodden drunkenness of a 10-Ring Life Member?
Add the 10 Ring Tropics Girls and the massages they are so famous for, a Mongo Meal and a nice Bubbl'n Smoothie, and ya pretty much got heaven.



OK, I'll lay off the Flaming Dr. Peppers:flamingdrpep: Just until I can set the occupancy limits!

Seems I remember there were some side corridors which had double occupancies. The balconies may have special limits set, as well as the Lagoon pools & Spa.

The portals limits will be set by Intergalactic Space Councils.

The "solid state life forms" will not be considered in the count.

10 ring board of directors & the dungeon staff numbers do NOT count for the limit in any of the official areas through out the Dungeon. This includes the Tahitian Lagoon Sweeties!

_The_Shadow
05-09-2009, 16:17
This brings us to the 10-Ring Penthouse...NO limits will be set but entry shall be by invitation ONLY!

samurairabbi
05-09-2009, 21:01
This brings us to the 10-Ring Penthouse...NO limits will be set but entry shall be by invitation ONLY!

... of course, those resourceful enough to successfully sneak into the Penthouse become prime candidates for eventually making a transition to 10-Ring membership. We Penthouse and Dungeon types value initiative!

_The_Shadow
05-09-2009, 21:46
Shhhhhh!, How do you think I got here!

G33
05-09-2009, 22:00
and also legged.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/m33.jpg


Jes?
:tongueout::supergrin:

_The_Shadow
05-09-2009, 22:02
Ho, Nurse...Nurse Ho!

twoblackbelts
05-10-2009, 01:21
Ho, Nurse...Nurse Ho!

Those would be Swiss flags, Nurses wear RED crosses, not white.:whistling:

samurairabbi
05-10-2009, 01:26
Those who saw last night's SNL will understand where I am coming from.

In the sketch about a mixed-up Fedex shipment, Krisian Wiig played a Disneyland stage actress who was chomping on a cigar while using an AK to shoot up a bunch of off-stage Disneyland tourists. She looked hot! She looked so hot that I may forget my fixation on Clonie Gowen! My repartee responses to other posts on this thread may be delayed while I resolve this salacious conflict situation.

G33
05-10-2009, 02:33
Poor Rabbity no multi-task.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
05-10-2009, 03:47
Shadow, the only bad thing per se about the flaming Dr. Peppers is that since we don't own the rights to the Dr. Pepper name the Dungeon book skimmers don't get a cut off the consumption, which cuts into the Dungeon ammo allowance. Now I am talking about the recipe that uses Everclear, if you mix it using 151 rum, then it is okay due to our heavy investment in off shore Carribean accounts which has us heavily invested in the rum trade. Rumor has it that is what got the pirates so thick around here.

_The_Shadow
05-10-2009, 10:05
151, BACARDI Hummm! I have consummed many of those tottys for the body...some with Coke, Hawiian Punch, 7Up, Barqs RootBeer and yes Dr. Pepper too!
Rum is made from sugar and Louisiana was a sugar cane producer, it's no wonder the many Pirates hung around for so long.

The everclear "still" runs around locally in MS next door! Good old corn squeezin'! Seeing how it's home grown, maybe you could put the proffits back in the off shore Carribean accounts.

ChuteTheMall
05-10-2009, 13:00
:rofl:

ChuteTheMall
05-10-2009, 13:01
MOVED to Page 358

:nutcheck:

G33
05-10-2009, 14:01
Monkey DNA!
:rofl:

samurairabbi
05-10-2009, 14:12
Poor Rabbity no multi-task.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Actually, Twee-Twee, in any activity with a lady, a gracious gentleman NEVER multi-tasks!

G33
05-10-2009, 18:31
Actually, Twee-Twee, in any activity with a lady, a gracious gentleman NEVER multi-tasks!


:courtsie::eyelashes:

samurairabbi
05-10-2009, 22:54
Shhhhhh!, How do you think I got here!

Okay, I got my internal salacious sleazeball conflict resolved. Back to admin work.

Shadow, you seem unaware of certain subtle nuances of 10-Ring protocol. Yes, you sneak into Penthouse blowouts, as do other Dungeon Peons. However, like most Dungeon Peons, you have sneaked in often enough to be classified as an "institutionalized" sneak-in. This subtle, yet important, reclassification, means the Penthouse Types will conveniently and predictably overlook your presence at Lagoon blowouts. I suggest you simply go with the flow, and enjoy the run-up to the 9000th Post Blowout.

_The_Shadow
05-11-2009, 13:46
samurai rabbi, OK, I will go with the flow an enjoy the run-up to the 9000th Post Blowout but who will be around for the 10,000th post?

Bullman
05-11-2009, 14:10
There is someone around all the time. This place never sleeps, and we try awfully hard to stay ahead of the hangovers too.

Bullman
05-11-2009, 14:11
Working hard on the cold filter room today, makes the N*ppl* Sweat have that "stand out" flavor if you know what I mean:supergrin:

engineer151515
05-11-2009, 14:19
Working hard on the cold filter room today, makes the N*ppl* Sweat have that "stand out" flavor if you know what I mean:supergrin:

Outstanding!

Bullman rocks!

:rock::rock:

MySiK26
05-11-2009, 15:54
working on fixin my flux capcitor today..... but even then I'm still 1.21 gigawatts short...?

Bullman
05-11-2009, 17:00
working on fixin my flux capcitor today..... but even then I'm still 1.21 gigawatts short...?


You might check with uncle, he had a set of jumper cables in the Tardis last time I checked, he could fix you right up.

G33
05-11-2009, 17:31
Tardis is ready.
Just push all the Cabela's stuff to one side.

:rofl::rofl:


Leave the 10K metric tons of ammo alone please.

_The_Shadow
05-11-2009, 20:53
MySik26, all you need is one of those six pack batteries, that should get you started, if not look up the energizer bunny!

samurairabbi
05-12-2009, 00:11
Special partying session tonight for the Dungeon Engineering Crew. The news this evening had an interesting trouble with a 747. Somebody left one of those big luggage/cargo pods on a taxiway. A Japan Airlines 747 came along and sucked that sucka straight into the no. 1 engine intake! Hope none of the fan blades broke!

twoblackbelts
05-12-2009, 00:43
There is someone around all the time. This place never sleeps, and we try awfully hard to stay ahead of the hangovers too.

I'm failing that one.:crying::crying::crying:

samurairabbi
05-12-2009, 01:47
I'm failing that one.:crying::crying::crying:

Don't sweat it too much, 2BB. The remedial sessions are a hoot!

engineer151515
05-12-2009, 08:27
Special partying session tonight for the Dungeon Engineering Crew. The news this evening had an interesting trouble with a 747. Somebody left one of those big luggage/cargo pods on a taxiway. A Japan Airlines 747 came along and sucked that sucka straight into the no. 1 engine intake! Hope none of the fan blades broke!


Party! :bluesbrothers: We'd take off our shirts but ... we all have these engineering tans. Not a pretty sight.


Saw the pod-eating-engine on the squawk box. You just know those passengers were groaning because disembarking the aircraft would be required.

_The_Shadow
05-12-2009, 09:47
Let me get this straight...Bird Strikes and Luggage/Cargo pod Strikes, what next Passenger Strikes?

crashcarruthers
05-12-2009, 20:40
I bet someone is going to pay a lot extra for the extra carry on for that plane. Thankfully no one was hurt.

_The_Shadow
05-12-2009, 21:39
maybe...

_The_Shadow
05-12-2009, 22:01
I'm headed for the promanade deck, 151 slushies being served, yum yum get me some!

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2009, 09:02
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1399/lst20838.jpg (http://img100.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lst20838.jpg)

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2009, 09:02
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/2280110506_9fc7b502ca.jpg

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2009, 09:03
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9687/clock084033394md.gif (http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clock084033394md.gif)

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2009, 09:03
:okie:

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2009, 09:04
MOVED to Page 359:tongueout:

G33
05-13-2009, 10:46
More monkey!
:tongueout:

samurairabbi
05-14-2009, 04:37
More monkey!
:tongueout:

... and Twee-Twee gets another opportunity to do her Chamber thing!

As part of my Serial Salacious Sleazeball Syndrome Socialization Sequence, I am obligated to cheer on other recipients of Chamber Sessions. So party on, you lucky schmucks!

_The_Shadow
05-14-2009, 07:11
Twee-Twee-Chamber Thingy...yea!

Do you know the loneliest Bayou in the world...Bayou Self!

I'll have another Swamp Water with a twist!

Bullman
05-14-2009, 09:53
Bayou Self, lol:supergrin:

engineer151515
05-14-2009, 10:47
Bayou Self, lol:supergrin:

:rofl:

Yup. That was worth a NS beer.

G33
05-14-2009, 13:01
Chamber Session salad = lettuce alone!
:rofl::rofl:

susan28
05-14-2009, 14:42
... and Twee-Twee gets another opportunity to do her Chamber thing!

As part of my Serial Salacious Sleazeball Syndrome Socialization Sequence, I am obligated to cheer on other recipients of Chamber Sessions. So party on, you lucky schmucks!

Pine On You Crazy Diamond!

Do you know the loneliest Bayou in the world...Bayou Self!

i'm not Bayou'n it!

engineer151515
05-14-2009, 14:45
Chamber Session salad = lettuce alone!
:rofl::rofl:

Now you got me thinking . . . what's for dinner in the Dungeon?

Sometimes we have one of the lowly (lowest of the lowly low in the Dungeon) Engineering in Training students run the gauntlet out the back trap for some of these:

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5797/cheeseburgeru.jpg

_The_Shadow
05-14-2009, 18:07
That's what we call a "Lover's Salad"..."Lettuce Alone with No Dressing"

_The_Shadow
05-14-2009, 18:45
Need signs for the Dungeon restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up!:grill:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.:shame:
Try our fish just for the halibut.
Pleased to meat you.

Sign in the Lagoon Area:
For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.:baby:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below!
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action!:steamed:


Sign in BullMans' Yard Notice: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges!:outtahere:

On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish!

_The_Shadow
05-15-2009, 21:39
Well it's 8:40 PM somewhere!
:drink:

Bullman
05-15-2009, 23:33
Sign in BullMans' Yard Notice: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges!:outtahere:


I take Visa, Mastercard and American Express.:cow:

G33
05-16-2009, 02:49
Now you got me thinking . . . what's for dinner in the Dungeon?

Sometimes we have one of the lowly (lowest of the lowly low in the Dungeon) Engineering in Training students run the gauntlet out the back trap for some of these:

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5797/cheeseburgeru.jpg


:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

_The_Shadow
05-16-2009, 20:51
I take Visa, Mastercard and American Express.:cow:


What! no Discovery Card? Discover the possibilities!:tongueout:

samurairabbi
05-16-2009, 21:22
Sometimes we have one of the lowly (lowest of the lowly low in the Dungeon) Engineering in Training students run the gauntlet out the back trap for some of these ...
... Ah yes! The position of lowly lowest of the lowly low with a Dungeon organization is actually an enviable position. Catching flak can be a hoot!

That thought brings back an old medical joke:

What do you call the guy who graduates last in his class in Med School?






DOCTOR!

G33
05-16-2009, 21:25
... Ah yes! The position of lowly lowest of the lowly low with a Dungeon organization is actually an enviable position. Catching flak can be a hoot!

That thought brings back an old medical joke:

What do you call the guy who graduates last in his class in Med School?






DOCTOR!

:tongueout:

_The_Shadow
05-16-2009, 21:44
Doctor Watson, I presume!

How low can you go, Limbo a little lower now!

engineer151515
05-16-2009, 22:01
While mining the computer database for beer consumption levels among members of the High Condo, the Dungeon Engineering CX1™ deskside personal supercomputer spit out the following post counts.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6981/840onh051609.jpg


Sometimes this thing seems to have a mind of its own.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1528/cx1photo1.jpg

The interns have been using it lately in an effort to program the Lagoon Automatic Bartenders to pick up 10mm brass at the range, but the re-programed units seem to just pick up live 10mm ammunition instead.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6022/terminatorbartender.jpg

Odd, huh? Go figure.

samurairabbi
05-16-2009, 22:40
The interns have been using it lately in an effort to program the Lagoon Automatic Bartenders to pick up 10mm brass at the range, but the re-programed units seem to just pick up live 10mm ammunition instead.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6022/terminatorbartender.jpg

Odd, huh? Go figure.

Actually, very understandable. They are taking the only thing that can incapacitate them!

G33
05-17-2009, 00:06
Actually, very understandable. They are taking the only thing that can incapacitate them!

:wow::wow::faint:

Bullman
05-17-2009, 07:09
What! no Discovery Card? Discover the possibilities!:tongueout:


Yeah, the card that pays you back, but they wouldn't pay the dungeons skim level back. American express jumped right in to line.:whistling:

I spent the entire day in the lower regions of the dungeon. Mrs. Bullman had me mucking out a stall down there, she is such a task master.:upeyes:

crashcarruthers
05-17-2009, 08:48
There is only one thing I fear more than the IRS, its the MRS. Sounds like the Bullman had to cow down.

_The_Shadow
05-17-2009, 09:48
The MRS has Bullman cow whipped!:moo:

_The_Shadow
05-17-2009, 10:02
Actually, very understandable. They are taking the only thing that can incapacitate them!


They have an understanding that the resistance will need this 10mm ammo. While it will terminate a "Terminator" the re-programed units don't want this in the hands of the "Antis"!:2gun:

_The_Shadow
05-17-2009, 15:47
"Terminator Tropical Punch"
BACARDI 151 Rum, Deep Red Tropical Punch slushywith BACARDI Piña Colada & crushed pineapple. I'll have a Tall one!

samurairabbi
05-18-2009, 00:00
Administrative note: This may be the last Monkey post before the big 9000th Post Blowout. The Dungeon Protocol Determination Division is therefore researching transition sequencing between a "standard" Chamber session and a "hyper-Blowout" Chamber session. We feel it is attention to details like this that makes the 10-Ring partying truly distinctive.

VN350X10
05-18-2009, 07:38
It's very simple Rabbi.....
For the "Super Chamber Session" all we need to do is have our own lovely G33 & Susan28 assisted by the Lagoon Girls & the Swedish Bikini Team.
As an added note, we could have Mongo conducting the Penthouse Philharmonic Orchestra.

And Shadow's concoction of the Terminator Tropical Punch sounds awful good.
It won't replace "N"Sweat Lager, but for a special, occasional drink, I LIKE the idea.

uncle

Bullman
05-18-2009, 10:45
The only thing about that is the Mongo tends to lean toward the Wagner style pieces when he is directing. Now don't get me wrong, I have much respect for my esteemed colleauge, I have learned a lot from old Mongo, but listening to the Flying Dutchman is not how I enjoy a good chamber session, I just look for something a little bit lighter and not quite so "brassy". I love Wagner, I love the Chamber, but they aren't chocolate and peanut butter.

VN350X10
05-18-2009, 14:31
Bull, my minor in college was classical music.
So speaking with some backround, trust me, Wagner's music is REALLY worse than it sounds !


uncle albert

Bullman
05-18-2009, 15:32
I know, but there are certain situations where I like it. Makes fairly decent pursuit music, and..... other high intensity situations.

G33
05-18-2009, 19:32
Mongo rocks!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

engineer151515
05-18-2009, 19:52
I know, but there are certain situations where I like it. Makes fairly decent pursuit music, and..... other high intensity situations.

This comes to mind.

"Romeo Foxtrot, shall we dance?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI&feature=related

_The_Shadow
05-18-2009, 20:07
Here is some suggested Chamber Music...

Johann Sebastian Bach "Bacharaina", Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Rock Me Amadeus in C Major", Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky "1814 Overture Battle Of New Orleans", Ludwig van Beethoven "Hollywood Undead 5th Symphony" & "Symphony Love Potion No. 9 in D Minor.

_The_Shadow
05-18-2009, 20:11
Toast to Mongo! Bottoms Up!

_The_Shadow
05-18-2009, 20:17
Damn! I need another "Terminator Tropical Punch" make it a double Please!

samurairabbi
05-18-2009, 20:45
Damn! I need another "Terminator Tropical Punch" make it a double Please!

Suggestion from the Dungeon Logistics people: Make it two singles. That 151 Bacardi packs a punch, even when mixed. A double could overmatch your internal system.

_The_Shadow
05-18-2009, 20:52
One more for the Finale...
George Frideric Handel "Water Music Hornpipe Wipe Out in F Major"

G33
05-18-2009, 21:09
You guys will hit 9000.
Got to go.
Wars to clean up after.
:wavey::wavey:

_The_Shadow
05-18-2009, 21:13
Go G33, best regards!:wavey:

BigDeeeeeeee
05-18-2009, 22:26
:wavey:

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:30
You guys will hit 9000.

jes:supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:31
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6728/514oaaciu5lbo2204203200.jpg (http://img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=514oaaciu5lbo2204203200.jpg)
9000 straws

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:32
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/791/hal9000eye.jpg (http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hal9000eye.jpg)
HAL 9000

Sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:32
http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/6089-7/b9000_right.jpg

Beretta 9000

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:33
http://www.valmet-automotive.com/automotive/images.nsf/files/d00c0df05bdbc7b3c225713700531556/$file/saab9000_w500.jpg

Saab 9000

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:34
http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00RvzTBFhlYrqDM/Blackberry-Bold-9000-Mobile-Phone.jpg
Blackberry 9000

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:35
http://www.carbonlogic.co.uk/track/artwork/3430/large/The_9000_Final_Logo.jpg

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:35
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/4278/itsoverninethousand2.png (http://img2.imageshack.us/my.php?image=itsoverninethousand2.png)
9000

ChuteTheMall
05-18-2009, 22:36
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5508/coverupe.jpg (http://img2.imageshack.us/my.php?image=coverupe.jpg)