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12-17-2001, 07:38

12-17-2001, 13:02
I'll second that, Tazz! But, considering the lurid possibilities, will modify the motion to:


I believe this thread has finally reached a point where we have a new all-time LOW POINT!! Maybe even an all-time low point for the entire 10-Ring!!!!!

I don't know if this will be the greatest 10-Ring Extravaganza of all times, or the most likely function to raided by the FBI!! And, you know if they show up, it will only be a short time before those accountants figure out the "sloppy book-keeping" and call in the IRS...

Then the 10-ring Board and Dung Cru will be calling for ;4!!!

12-17-2001, 13:46
THIS is why we already HAVE SamuraiRabbi INthe dungeon! ;C When "they" come all we have to do is show them that we already have the culprit in jail ready for transfer to the proper law enforcement authorities... with a smile... ;f

12-17-2001, 17:36
....or be considered a .40 shooter...

oh pshaw, better to be whipped into submissiveness with a worn out magazine spring, or flogged with a bent guide rod.


12-17-2001, 17:48
Free ammo;d ;f

12-17-2001, 21:00
Swedish Bikini Team with refreshments and FREE AMMO!!!;N

12-18-2001, 02:53
Originally posted by Tazz10m
THIS is why we already HAVE SamuraiRabbi INthe dungeon! ;C When "they" come all we have to do is show them that we already have the culprit in jail ready for transfer to the proper law enforcement authorities... with a smile... ;f

AHhhh! It's that kind of thinking ahead that keeps you as the Chairman of the 10-Ring Board, Tazz... ;f

12-18-2001, 18:00
Have your people talk to my people about the free ammo thing!;)

12-19-2001, 10:07
G33, there is no need to hassle YOUR people with details of the free ammo arrangements; MY people and I can handle ALL the arrangements! You and G29 just show up at the 10-Ring Facility at the appointed time. The FULL CASE of FREE ammo will be waiting for you, an honored distinguished shooter, who will be our range guest for the night! Our staff will escort you, our illustrious guest, to the range, and keep constant tabs on you ... whoops! I mean ATTEND TO YOUR EVERY NEED! ... while you spend the evening in SOLO blasting, to your heart's content, without having to worry about anyone's pleasure, focussing on your own individual personal satisfaction! Such is OUR regard for your distinguished individual contribution to our noble organization!

Rusty Phillips
12-19-2001, 13:47
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Whoa, Rusty! What's this "should have been closed long ago" judgemental propoganda trip you're tryin' to lay on us? This is heresy! The 10-Ring must act, lest it be overwhelmed!

Dear Mister Rabbi:
I am merely referring
to my long standing
assertion that this thread should
have been locked at the tenth page.

posted by Rusty Phillips

How long before we
are fortunate to get to
the tenth page of this
historical document?
I say "Lock it on page 10".

Does it matter what I think?

Please consider this
when you are metering out
suitable punish-
ment to this lowly poet
who doesn't own a 10 mm.

Best regards, and I
would also like to wish you
a most joyous of
December Holidays, no
matter what you may call it.

Rusty Phillips
12-19-2001, 14:01
Please, I would like
to revise and extend my
previous statements
about when this post should be
closed, and sealed in the archives.

I have long felt that,
being that this is the ten
ring, this wonderful
example of the ten ring's
superiority should

have not exceeded
a self imposed ten page cap.
How embarassing
will it be when this crown jewell
of the ten ring will someday

be at the pages
thirty eight, fourty, and then
fourty five. Oh my
how embarassing that will
be. And I'll say "I told you!!"

12-20-2001, 09:46
Rusty, your observations, while pertinent, are counter to the generally accepted subtle nuances of 10-Ring debauchery. You focus on the number TEN for your analysis; this focus is misguided. The original sacred "200/1200" 10mm mantra clearly indicates that this thread should last either 1) 200 pages, or 2) 1200 posts, before it is committed to that great lead-filled backstop in the sky! To those who might contend that MY analysis of this issue is demented, I will reply: I BE DA' RABBI!

Look on the bright side: this issue will require another tribunal to be convened, with its attendant revelry.

Please forgive me for ending this post earlier than my usual incoherent rant normally requires. I have a dinner to plan, and a case of ammo to provide.

12-20-2001, 11:47





12-20-2001, 12:29

Mongo was less than impressed.

12-21-2001, 14:29
Sammy, we still have some room in the dungeon don't we?

Also, see if we have a spot open on the firing squad schedule.

;e-------------------------------------- ;I ;c

12-21-2001, 15:06
Tazz, do you mean the REPLICA dungeon or the palatial suite "dungeon"? If you want the replica dungeon, then I can vacate it for whatever time period you need. If you mean the palatial dungeon, we can set up one of the guest rooms. Let me know.

Spot in the firing squad schedule? Let me check ... ... ... "Oh, I've got three men out with the flu ... I couldn't possibly work in a special before Thursday!"

12-21-2001, 16:06
Sam, yer make'n me work, man...

The REAL dungeon... *sigh*:rolleyes: ;c

12-22-2001, 02:18
While it is logical to assume that this post would at some point peter out and die, I think that this is an area where logic may not be properly applied. As we have an entire forum filled with bloody minded individualists, geeks, looneys, weirdo's and other misfits, I see this post continuing ad infinitum, or untill Eric gets irritated with the amount of bandwidth it consumes and closes it.

In other news I still dont have my own puter set back up, and the house I am going to put it in is not yet complete. Looking at the 2nd week of January before I will be able to join back in regularly.

A Merry Christmas and Happy New Yeear to all 10-Ringers.

Rusty Phillips
12-22-2001, 02:57
OK - we now have
seven hundred and sixty
seven replies and
thirty one pages and it
is December twenty two.

Anyone care to
wager how many replies
and/or pages we
will have when Q-Ball returns?
Assuming he really leaves.

Why does this doggone
computer keep typing in
tanka-sijjo? I
am getting real frustrated
and I wish it would stop now.

12-23-2001, 13:21
Okay, this thread has convinced me to get a G20. You guys are having way too much fun for me to miss out on.

My new saying is "why settle for a 9 when you can have a 10."

What do you think?

Or do you think?

12-23-2001, 14:34

What yall talkin 'bout?

12-23-2001, 17:09

We are not, therefore we think not.
The basis of the improbability drive.

We resemble that!
As a Q, you should understand the dialectic.

The cat is in the church.
Je repete...
The cat is in the church.
Vive la France!

The rabbit is in the green.
Je repete...
The rabbit is in the green.
Vive les USA!


12-23-2001, 17:20
Oh, goody! Secret message time!

- The six-pack is in the cooler.

- Women are invariably female.

- The Ferrari is in my garage.

- The Dungeon is open for business.

- The party is at the Lagoon.

Golly, that was fun!

12-24-2001, 02:31
You appear to be aware of the operations of the Improbability Drive. If you really want to prove to me that you know of what you speak, answer me this:

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

I'm waiting.....

12-24-2001, 02:33

I knew one!

12-24-2001, 07:00

The Joint Dungeon/Penthouse Surreptitious Tactical Coordination Commission is the exclusive possessor of the answer. In true organizational tradition, if we told you, then we would have to bore you to death.

12-24-2001, 14:41
According to Deep Thought, the next to last great computer: 42.
However, DT predicted the next generation computer which was the Earth...but I digress...
However, as DT observed, the question was not well constructed as to give DT the ability to process all the possible variations.

In any case the mice, pan-dimensional beings, got bored with the whole process and...well I am now bored and going to work on the Glocks.

Have a really nice reality, which may or may not be probable. A infinite enough improbability would give the results of a finite probability given the limits of human perception. Or, 42.

12-24-2001, 14:48
Dearest Tazz and Cute Bunny,
I really must reclaim G33 for awhile. There is a need to test the white mink trim on the X-frame and other holiday modifications. I had no idea that mink now came in red, white and blue; who knew?
Best wishes to all the Ten-Ring!


12-24-2001, 14:52

12-25-2001, 05:32

12-25-2001, 06:02
It appears G33 is having a good Christmas ... (sigh) ... Here I sit; the ethereal essence of perfection that is G29 has spurned my attentions ... oh, the pity of it all ... Oh, well ... Mongo, send the wine steward over. I will partake of that '59 Rothschild which I had been reserving for my assignation with ... NO, WAIT! ... Forget the wine! Bring out that keg of Bud we hijacked from the last 10-Ring Board meeting! ... Ya, that one! The one we stole to save them from the agony of suffering the aftermath of downing really ordinary beer! ... No, NOT the quality stuff! ... I want to be senseless and incoherent in three hours! ... No, I don't want to serve on the 10-Ring Board! ... I just want to FORGET! ... No, you don't need ME to run the island account transfers. That's what the Dungeon Staff is here for! Just remember, the Seahawk crew handling the Penthouse embezzlement is still new to the game; doublecheck their deposit routing info (discretely, of course; you know how touchy they can be) to ensure they keep THEIR accounts straight. If they blow THEIR embezzlement, the subsequent investigation could blow OURS!

12-26-2001, 02:55
This is for JEEPS & GUNS,

1 ) Life is too short for poor food or inferior beer.

2) Truth is the way the universe SHOULD be; for some of us it's just a little difficult at times.

3) For everything else, 10MM IS THE SOLUTION !!!!!!!!!!!!

12-26-2001, 03:02


CHEERY CHANUKKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With all my best, uncle albert (12-26-01), as the daughter has had her computer tied up on dear old dad for the last 96 hours!

12-28-2001, 05:52
...anything happen while I was away? ;)

12-28-2001, 09:35
Ooooooookay! Welcome back, Tam.

Much has changed; much hasn't. The 10-Ring Board is as incoherent as ever; somehow, this is reassuring. They have launched their own embezzlement operation; we Dungeon types humor them by making them believe they are in our class. It is useful to suck up to them; after all, they ARE the key to our fortune.

I have a '59 Lafitte Rothschild that is yours on your next visit to the 10-Ring Facility. I guess there WAS (unknown to me at the time) a reason to pass it up when my assignation fell through. (Hey, G29: Eat your heart out!)

01-07-2002, 16:42
;d Tam comes back from hiatus...
Rabbi goes missing...
Thread dies...
What give;d

01-08-2002, 14:46
Ahhh, G33/Grasshopper! You lack insight into the nuances of the operation of the 10-Ring Facility. The thread is not dying; it is on hiatus! We had to recover from the extended string of holiday blowouts we threw at the Lagoon. We also have the upcoming anniversary of the 840PM thread; clearly this historic event needs its own appropriate level of debauchery. I mean: Hey! A solid year of splendidly coherent incoherency! The 40 shooters could never achieve an epic like this!

I do not blame you for your lack of comprehension. G29 has ... how to phrase it ... okay ... occupied your attention. Fortunately, the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Oversight Commission was aware of your situation and covered the gaps accordingly.

The upcoming blowout is a biggie. The Dung Cru has reduced it's embezzlement rate to 38.65% to cover our end of the cost; the Seahawk outfit will, I am sure, do the same.

01-08-2002, 17:56
Sammy, Yes I have been distracted...Looking forward to the next bash.
42% seems about right...it has je ne sais quoi...

In any case, Purim is coming up next month; have to make some more money; prepare for the party.

01-09-2002, 08:46

Applications are now being accepted for the following 10-Ring Facility employment positions:

- Senior Scum Sucking Slime Mutant (4 spots available)

- Grovelling Boot Licking Toady (numerous spots available)

These are full-time positions that lead to a tenured track at our facility. Fax, e-mail, snailmail, or paper-airplane your resume to the 2nd palm tree on the right at the lagoon.

There will be NO sobriety or literacy requirements for these positions; we do not wish to place the 10-Ring Board members at too severe a disadvantage.

01-09-2002, 19:50
Originally posted by samurairabbi

Applications are now being accepted for the following 10-Ring Facility employment positions:

- Senior Scum Sucking Slime Mutant (4 spots available)

- Grovelling Boot Licking Toady (numerous spots available)

These are full-time positions that lead to a tenured track at our facility. Fax, e-mail, snailmail, or paper-airplane your resume to the 2nd palm tree on the right at the lagoon.

There will be NO sobriety or literacy requirements for these positions; we do not wish to place the 10-Ring Board members at too severe a disadvantage.


Please, please, PLEASE try to do a better job of sorting through the applicants this time!

It would be most helpful if you added to the job listing above that an 8x10 color glossy full-body shot, preferably in a two-piece, should be submitted as well...............;p

01-10-2002, 05:21
...next bash??? i'm still slamm'n this one! ;c ;f ;3 ;c

Btw, Sammy, tell Betty "Thanks!" for me... ;a

01-11-2002, 15:40
MMA10 ... about your request ... ahhh, we have a protocol problem that requires your intervention ... The 10-Ring Board has always been involved with ALL the applications. It would be grossly improper for the Dung Cru to eliminate any applications before presentation to the 10-Ring Board; hey, we know our place in the pecking order here! ... (Nice, touch, Rabbi ... suck up a bit with the feigned humility ... ). The problem you mention is due to the way the 10-Ring Board runs its meetings. They insist on running the employment application LAST on the agenda. Normally, no big deal! Unfortunately, most of the board members like to drink their way through the agenda. By the time we get to the employment considerations, the average board member is ... hmmm, how to phrase this gracefully ... okay, I got it ... unable to find his own butt with both hands AND a hunting dog! Ameliorating this condition requires your brilliant touch, the same flair and style that humiliated the nickel-plated sissy gun owners! We look to you for leadership!

01-15-2002, 05:33
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy... I think we Board members can trust the Dung Cru with eliminating at least SOME of the applicants... I mean, that one with the hairy mole on her cheek and the Russian accent, who beat Tazz at the arm-wrestling contest, I think anyone (accept maybe Tazz) could be trusted to eliminate her from the running...

The Tahitian Lagoon Girls would all be acceptable, of course...

The only other thing that would work is to move the applicant selection process to the beginning of the 10-Ring Board meetings... (After all, you know how we get when we're asked to delay drinking... THAT just won't do!) OTOH, we wouldn't get much other "work" done off the agenda, if we make the selection process first....

I think the Dung Cru should do the preliminary selections!

01-17-2002, 12:21
Understood, MMA. The Dung Cru will perform the preliminary selections. We are honored that you trust us to this extent; we will work at all times to faithfully discharge our duty as staff to this noble organization.

(Okay, Dungeon Crew! Gather round ... IT WORKED! The penthouse crowd IS too lazy, inebriated, whatever, to pay attention to detail; they actually sluffed off the vital initial employee selections onto us! I would never have believed it; you people were right! I am glad I listened to you ... No, we'll keep the embezzlement rate at the usual 39% for a while ... With the approaching setup, it doesn't pay to get greed TOO soon!)

01-17-2002, 12:48
See, i told you it would work! Spamurai walked right into our trap!



(And to think we did it with no stinking badges!)

01-17-2002, 14:03
smeep... smeep... smeep...

01-17-2002, 14:28
... Okay, you got me ... To show what a good sport I am, the food and beverage service at the Lagoon revelry will be maintained at the usual high standard while my case is adjudicated ... Just make sure Mongo's food deliveries are not delayed; it would disrupt the karmic harmony of the universe if you all end up wedged behind the piano.

01-17-2002, 14:36
Maybe we should just slough off the schmuck... call it a reverse slough job...hmmmm

01-17-2002, 14:57
Throw in some thinly sliced cabbage ... then it would be Cole slough.

01-19-2002, 03:17

01-20-2002, 12:38

01-23-2002, 18:07
Three days with no replies/comments? This will not do!

If I may, perhaps it would be a good idea to hire both the Tahitian lagoon girls AND the Swedish bikini team ;9 .

Have a nice reality!

01-25-2002, 15:46
Actually, Gunslinger, do not fret the lack of activity on MY account. Prison has been many times in history a place for reflection and great political writing, rather than a place for punishment; this is true in this circumstance. I have been able to relax, rework the 10-Ring Facility Chart of Accounts, improve BOTH the Dung Cru AND Seahawk embezzlement efficiencies, enjoy the jacuzzi, and contemplate the karmic harmony of the universe. The 10-Ring guards have shown their usual considerate attitude to signing furlough passes, so I do not have any chance to feel displaced or bored. All things considered, freedom may be overrated at this moment. Life is good.

01-26-2002, 02:39
Obviously, as much as SAMMI is enjoying himself, he has been sucessful in smuggling in BOTH the Tahatian Lagoon Girls, & the Swedish Bikini Team. Lucky Smuck!!!!!!!
Didn't they ever teach you the concept in kindergarden ---- You know SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.


01-31-2002, 04:24
Who put the Bump in the Bump-Shoo-Bump?

Rusty Phillips
01-31-2002, 10:10
To whom it concerns:
I said this thread should be closed
when we got to the
tenth page. Unfortunately,
while right, I dont feel better.

01-31-2002, 10:11
Who Put The Ding In The Rama Lama Ding Dong

01-31-2002, 10:51
Who put the dip in the 10-Ring Penthouse ... WHOOPS! ... I mean the dip di dip di dip.

01-31-2002, 16:41
I hear the sound of one hand clapping.

02-01-2002, 00:52
Sammi, ya jes gotta quit thinking 'bout da girls. & keepyo mind on da subject at han.

(by the way, the next entry of the song line will REALLY give the informrnts age away)


02-01-2002, 06:23

Well ... maybe not important to the 10-Ring facility as such, but hey, if I think it's important, then I think I am justified in posting it as important ... (Rabbi, rambling a bit, don't you think?) ... and it's actually about Dungeon business, not 10-Ring facility business, but we ARE an important aspect of the existence here, even if we are stuck down in the basement ... (Rabbi, Eric IS concerned about bandwidth) ... just because the Penthouse crowd wants us out of sight because they have this "image" thing they think is so important to their collective self-esteem because they don't like to admit that we are the ones that have made the 10-Ring a commercial success story ... (RABBI!!!!!!!) ... ... ... okay.

It has come to my attention that insurgent elements within the 10-Ring membership believe my confinement down here in the basement suite ... whoops! ... DUNGEON ... is unjust. Apparently, plans are being formulated to rescue me. Permit me to address these parties with the immortal words of Sir Galahad in Castle Anthrax: I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED!

For those participating in this prospective action because they wish some kind of loud vehement action as a change of pace from an otherwise routine state of existence, I suggest that, instead of plotting my restoration to freedom, you plan to attend the February 30 Lagoon blowout. It shows the potential to be the supreme butt-kicken' soul-stompin' debauched orgiastic soiree' of all time. You hereby have my approval to leave me "rotting" in the Dungeon while you prepare for this epic event. Hey, am I considerate, or what!?

02-01-2002, 16:45
Ah yes beer! Ok what is the best beer out here??? Name the beer out here. Vote on the best beer. Remember Beer

Well, tonight it's Sam Adams Pale Ale. Best we could do on short notice with limited funds. Mmmm. Beeeer. *bbuuurrrppp* Shcushe me. ;b

02-02-2002, 01:55
Ahhhhhh, Tam! Be assured that the Dungeon Crew stands fixed and helpless under the all-pervasive influence of your suave sophisticated stately elegant bearing which has so completely captivated the entire 10-Ring membership! Nobody else can do a beerbelch with your special flair! We be looking for you at the Feb. 30 blowout.

02-02-2002, 07:55
Hiding in my den.
Got 3 7/8" M610.
Do not inform G29.
Cat may rat me out.
I will be at the lagoon under the third rock from the Sun.

02-04-2002, 13:06
No not my back, thats real hairy and you dont wanna see it fer sure, IM BAAAAAACK. Thank GOD! I was havin me some serious GT withdrawl symptoms but we're here in the new house, 15 days late but here, Course it took the friggin phone idiots another 15 days to get the phone lines ran and to get me some innurnet service but finally here I am. Whooo heeee.
What's new,, Well first and formost Q-Ball junior arrived, 26 hours too late for my tax deduction but what the hay, he has the correct number of fingers and toes so I will let the tardiness slide. I am firmly ensconced in the new house which has a full basement which is all mine, I kinda have the early post modern batcave motif going here. Here's the real downer, I am out here in God's country, which has a lot to reccomend it, but one of the down sides is no cable TV which in itself aint so bat but for the attendant lack of cable modems. I called the phone company to ask about a DSL, she said what's a DSL, I said I guess that means no ISDN either, she said, can you guess it? "whats an ISDN". So here I am with two beer cans and a string limping along at 44k, hating digital life. And trying to decide if that money I been saving for a topper for the Q-Mobile isn't gonna go for one of those two way satelite rigs instead. I gotta try an remember how to reset the MTU's and the fifo buffers and get this pathetic dialup connection going like it ought. Anyway just wanted to let yall know I am back online. Oh yeah, Fosters Lager, hands down.

02-04-2002, 13:16
So......this thread is over 1 year old now? Interesting. :rolleyes: ;f

Rusty Phillips
02-04-2002, 13:50
It is hard to believe that this madness has gone on for over a year now


Originally posted by samurairabbi 02-07-2001 12:16 AM
-- Now you have seen this thread. What do you think of it? Since your post has resurrected this thread, YOU are now responsible for it! YES, YOU! You have prevented the thread from achieving a graceful demise! You are a troublemaker! You INSURRECTIONIST! You inconsiderate sleazeball! You wretched son of a motherless goat! YOU ... ... ... ... (Damn! Thorazine time for the rabbi ... Get the IV drip going ... Okay, it's in.) ... ... ... Corbon, I apologize for my unseemly remarks; the recent high prices for '61 Lafitte Rothschild have clearly depressed my morale.

Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

[This message has not been edited by samurairabbi (10/01/80)]

02-04-2002, 16:33
As my roommate said on day two of this thread: "I was never there...";b

02-05-2002, 14:25
Ahhhh, G33/Grasshopper! Now you know the TRUE power of 840PM. It will suck ANYONE into its sphere, despite all efforts to counter its influence; it is IRRESISTABLE!

02-07-2002, 12:57
Ok... Hi everybody, just got back from the SHOT Show, not quite ready to file my report, but, listen up, this is important, and at the moment i don't have much time to talk.

Stopped by and had dinner with Mr. Benihana, Rocky H. Aoki himself. I told Rocky how much i LOVE his Benihana in the Las Vegas Hilton and Rocky says that he LOVES what we have going here at the sprawling 10 Ring Estate and he wants to have a Benihana Resturant right here in the Castle over looking the Lagoon. Tell Mongo to be cool and stay calm. Rocky loves Mongo's cooking and has no desire to "compete", actually he wants to learn a few of Mongo's tricks and will trade a few of his own tricks in exchange for a few of Mongo's tricks. (Mongo, this is where you smile). Rocky is also going to pay to fix up Mongo's kitchen and the rest of our resturant any way we (and Mongo, of course) want it "upgraded". Any one of you that has been to the Benihana at the Vegas Hilton knows that this is a GREAT idea.

I would also like to thank Rocky for the cooking lesson. Thank you Rocky!

People, don't screw this up! We all like "revenue" and this is obviously going to bring a bunch of that in. Plus, i like sushi and there is a free cooking lesson with every meal. Reason enough. Oh, and DON'T embarrass Mr. Aoki, my gosh, i shouldn't have to say that, but, some of us (Samurai...) can get a little "out there"... (Can Shinto and Judaism get along??? I'm sure we will be finding out soon)...

Anyway, got to go, btw, HI TAM!

Oh yeah, one more thing. I told Rocky that one of the conditions was that he had to make the 10 Ring Benihana nicer than any of the other Benihana's (NICE!!!) and that he has to upgrade our Benihana if he wants to make any of his other Benihana's nicer than what is going at the time at the 10 Ring Benihana.

Yes, i know, no need for a vote here, so i just "ok'd" it as a done deal. Oh, and tell the 10 Ring Lagoon Girls that they have nothing to worry about, Rocky gets no (as in zero) "special privilages" with any of the Girls. (I just simply told him that our Girls are THAT "special").

Oh, yes, one more thing, Getdown-Glocker, just kick back by the pool for a while, have the Girls bring you whatever you want, and suck up some of the 10 Ring Aromatics and it will all become clear to you. (Be ready, you will want more.) Amazing what a little of our own 10 Ring Advanced Aroma Theraputics can do. Btw, there's a free massage waiting for you at the 10 Ring Center for Advanced Studies on Psychophysical Integration and the Subtle Nuances of Reality, and you might want to try a little dip in one of our Profound Isolation, Solitude, and Relaxation Tanks. Great way to get in touch with your inner self and get away from "the kids".

Ok, got to go, be back in a bit... chow.

02-07-2002, 13:11
Obviously, Tazz has again over-exerted himself on our behaf in Lost Wages at the SHOT Show.
I think that he should be entitled to at LEAST 2 weeks in the dungeon, for the express purpose of rest & rehab. The Rx also calls for a VAST amount of medicinal spirits, along with a suitable quantity of entertainment. (S.R. this means you have to SHARE the girls)

By the way, when the deal gets done for the benny ha-ha, count me in for the cooking lesson for the sushi.

remember, sushi + 3 days = BAIT

uncle albert

02-07-2002, 14:01
Boy, Samurai, you really do have these guys cornfused!

VN, i'm in the Penthouse and ihave the girls. Samurai is in the dungeon, although, yes, we did do a special little dungeon decoration job for him, (he may be a prisoner, but he has "earned" a little special treatment)... but, no, the reality is that the Kosher Katana works (among other duties) as our Chief Washroom Attendant and supervises all the other washroom attendants around the 10 Ring making sure that everything is clean and proper and that the complementary mints are fresh. Sammy is also in charge of making sure the 10 Ring Shoe Shine Stations are running smooth and shiny. Sammy keeps Mongo in line, hoses him down periodically to keep him clean and smelling fresh. Sam also dug our state of the art award winning environmentally friendly 100 lane 100 yard underground shooting range. The acoustics are so good that you don't even need earplugs to shoot our .50 BMG's. (Got ta love that!) And, he does much MUCH more which i just don't have time to go into. You can read about it down in the 10 Ring Records Library.

The point is, Samurai is trying to work his way out of the dungeon. This will not work, but we will let him try because we love him. If he wants to work and that makes him happy, then we will let him work till his hearts content. Sammy knows that all he has to do to get out of the Dungeon and get into a Palacial Suite just like the rest of the Honorable and Esteemed 10 Ring Members, he merely needs to go out and get a 10. That's it... but, he doesn't want to cuz he LIKES it in the dungeon.

Ok, got ta go... got a meeting with the Girls... later.

02-08-2002, 10:23
If this benihana deal goes through does anyone think we should get t shirts? maybe even 10 ring kimonos??

02-08-2002, 11:48
10 Ring Silk Kimonos for sure. Sorry, no t-shirts, Benihana is a class act.

02-08-2002, 15:24

Everything is ready for Rocky's entrance; we know how to throw a shindig.

There is actually a strong affinity between Shintoism and Judaism. There is enormous commonality between 1) recognizing the spirit within all objects and living beings, and 2) coordinating 7 sets of books for the 10-Ring Facility to embezzle from it without harming it. Such is the way of achieving karmic harmony with the universe.

Tazz, your vaguely coherent rants in the two previous posts show promise as we move toward a new era for the 10-Ring Facility. If you continue to show progress on this path, you may eventually qualify for a junior level propoganda writer position down here in the Dungeon. I mean, hey, we are always trolling for talent for our basement operation.

02-09-2002, 04:00
Originally posted by Tazz10m
10 Ring Silk Kimonos for sure. Sorry, no t-shirts, Benihana is a class act.

DO ya'll think htat on the back they could say "10 ring, we're not just nine plus 1 little number anymore" ?

02-09-2002, 08:33
Joey... we were never "...just nine plus 1 little number..."...

Ever since the 10 first came on the scene the 10 STOMPED all over that scrawny little pip-squeek of a cartridge the itty bitty little 9. Now, of course there is nothing "wrong" with the itty bitty little 9'er, heck, many of us own (and love) the itty bitty little 9'er, just like the immortal .22LR, but that itty bitty little 9'er just doesn't even come close to the Rock'n Stomp'n Hot Azzed 10mm, and so, we embrace the 10 in a marrage made in Heaven... and... have built the latest, greatest ever, Stone Temple dedicated to God and the gift of the 10, our very own 10 Ring Castle and everything that goes with it.

Ok, this is where we all bow down and thank God.

As for your other question... of course, names, numbers, and signature lines on the kimonos, standard.

As for the rest of you wondering about when the Chinese resturant is going in, we still need to nail down a resturant the same caliber as Benihana's. We have had a few meetings with the "Jade West" bunch, but considerations and negotiations as per the details are still ongoing and we are still not convinced "Jade West" is the way to go. Matter of fact we are still taking suggestions as there are also several other resturants and "attractions" in the works. I can say that there will be NO "McDonalds", NO "Barnie" attractions (except of course on our various shooting ranges), and NO "Brady Bunch" attractions, although we do have the NRA's "Eddie Eagle" program locked in with several rides and attractions as per our "Save the Children" campaign efforts.

02-09-2002, 11:08
Oh I was never implying that the 9 was even a close second. it was a parody of the old "womyn: we're not jsut men plus two little letters anymore" it was always such an assinine hippie dog kicking thing that I had to employ it somewhere

02-09-2002, 12:36
...Sam Adams Pale Ale?

Scratch that. It's Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, washing down a tasty New York Strip rolled in Cajun spices, grilled, and slathered with bleu cheese.

Sorry. My bad. :o

02-09-2002, 13:20
mmmmmmmmmm, cajun spices, aallllllllllllhhhhhhhhh

02-09-2002, 17:13
Tamara my dear, we must HOLD the bleu cheese; As it gives me such rubius of the gastric internals as to render me totally, socially unacceptable. And may I suggest a tall,(with lemon)Hacker-Shoer Weiss, draft of course.
uncle albert

02-11-2002, 13:58
Ohhhhhh, Tam! Not just a classy belch! But derived from classy beer! You are the ultimate dream! I have lost all control; TAKE ME! ... (If that won't work, well, borrow me for an hour.)

02-13-2002, 05:09
...bother anybody that this new "Glock Lock" obviously reduces the feedback flowthrough capacity of the flowal interloop chamber, potentially causing disastrous negative feedback and the dreaded kB! ?

02-13-2002, 05:36
Apply the Photoelectric Effect to the problem and it will all become clearer. Nothing to worry about, unless you have a problem with your hair standing on end. ;f

02-13-2002, 05:44
If I ever get to hear Tamara burp I think I'll need some of this...


boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie... ;p

02-13-2002, 06:45
No need to worry about the dreaded Kb effect... no problem there... the thing to "worry" about is the even more dreaded "NkP" (No ka-POW) effect. In a high stress situation one is not likely to feel the feed back from the protruding little dingus in the palm intended to indicate selected impotence. Not at all what i would want on party night.

I think it's important that we all stop and take a moment to remind ourselves that "Eddie Eagle" is our friend, and that he is a good friend, so tell a friend.

Thank you.

02-14-2002, 16:56
Tam, permit me to interject my usual warning: Flowal Interloop analysis must inevitably be incomplete without inclusion of the effect of Adiabatic Lapse Rate. Sorry to be harping on this subject again.

02-17-2002, 04:42
Zounds !!
Putting a lockonaglock sounds like a dasterdly act of defilation if i ever heard one

Perhaps it is a plot by a group of sig-heilers ?

to the duengon & to arms, for we must protect the Lagoon girls & the Swedish Bikini team at all costs

02-17-2002, 09:03
Yo, VN350! Getteth not thy bowels in an uproar! The situation is covered; the security of the Lagoon Sweeties and the Swedish team is assured. The Joint Dungeon/Penthouse Anticipatory Hindsight Commission was established specifically to cover this situation. Be assured that it has ample funding for this task; BOTH the Dung Cru AND the Seahawks are providing financing for this function from their respective embezzlement cash flows. In fact, the understanding between the two financial operations is so amicable that we are executing secondary embezzlement from EACH OTHER'S embezzled funds in order to meet the funding requirements for the security operation. (Of course, the fact that the Dung Cru has perfected the TERTIARY embezzlement from the Seahawk SECONDARY embezzlement of the Dung Cru's PRIMARY embezzlement will remain tactfully unmentioned until the situation is resolved. I mean, hey, we have been doing this longer than they have.)

02-17-2002, 14:14
HO, SamuraiRabbi, verily I am relieved to hear that the security of the dunegon & the fair ladies is assured
Be that as it may if assistance is required, hesitate not to call upon your loyal servent, as I am skilled in all the necessary areas; embezzelment, damsels, libation consumption, revelry, man at arms, EXPLOSIVES (when necessary) etc. & forsooth, I am but a half-days sojurn away from the home of the dunegon master.

I remain yours as always,
loyal servant, VN350X10

02-17-2002, 15:56
Anouncement: An ICQ Nondenominational Group Exorcism will be held tonight at 24OO hours PST. Seems we have a few little demons to contend with... (Yes, they're back...).

Note: As before, this could get messy. Protective clothing recommended.

02-18-2002, 15:52
Tazz, that sounds less like a 10-Ring thing and more like a Rocky Horror Picture Show!

02-18-2002, 17:11
Step to the left...and a hop to the right?
Time warp suffle;b

02-21-2002, 05:07
Time warp souffle?

02-21-2002, 07:05
That's it, quick step to the left, hop to the right, duck and cover... or get hit with the daze souffle!

02-21-2002, 10:24
Hey, Tam! It sounds like you're trying to edge into Mongo's gourmet grub action. Of course, Mongo would be ecstatic if you were!

02-27-2002, 10:57
Is Mongo's chefs apron REALLY level IIIA ?;c;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

02-28-2002, 06:53
Yes, it really is a level IIIA, but Mongo really doesn't "need" it... Mongo is big enough to have his own atmosphere, so the bullets burn up before they even hit him... Personally though, i think it's his diet...

02-28-2002, 08:41
Guys, you have hurt Mongo's feelings! His apron is level III, not IIIA. An honest mistake, I am sure, but I suggest you apologize to him for this slander within the next 24 hours. If you don't, you just might spend the February 30th Lagoon Blowout wedged behind the piano.

02-28-2002, 08:51
...Yeah, that was a little mean... Sorry Mongo....

02-28-2002, 15:32
Uncle Albert sorry Mongo

Mongo not give uncle albert piano wedgie.....Please ?

Being in Lagoon not good for piano - sound bad - must call piano TUNA make sound all better ?

WE PARTY NOW ?? !!!!!!!

02-28-2002, 17:40
Okay, guys, you're off the hook; Mongo forgives you (although he did say the "piano TUNA" line did stretch his capacity for mercy almost to the breaking point). He also realized that any major piano wedgie action would seriously disrupt the traffic flow for the food and beverage service at the February 30 blowout. So I guess I can say, Mongo is a truly class act. Let's party!

03-01-2002, 05:02
OK, you guys have fun with the Barbie/Mary Ann/Tina stuff.

So, Mongo or Tazz?


03-01-2002, 10:48
35 Pages...... <br><br>and all of this was started by WHAT;d <br><br>Without a doubt, the funniest thing I've seen on GT, yet!<br><br>Keep up the good work; I can use the humor:)

03-01-2002, 15:17
You gotta remember the words of wisdom from Jimmy Buffet, who has seen a lagoon or two in his time;

"If we wern't all crazy, we would go insane"

we party now !! ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

03-01-2002, 18:17
Yo, G29! The Joint 10-Ring/BigDawg Intergender Repartee Protocols specifically require that when you zap us guys for guy type proclivities, you do so ACCURATELY! It is GINGER/MARYANN, not Tina / Barbie / Raggetyann / etc.

03-10-2002, 12:33
Has anyone else recovered from the Feb 30 bash yet?

to Mongo - my compliments on the menu - The saute'd dragon wings beat the h*LL out of the buffalo wings @ Hooters, & the Lagoon Girls / Bikini Team were the best hosteses of any party I've ever been to.

KosherKatana, my friend , the entertainment was fantastic, but I'm curious ? HOW did you get Janet Reno to juggle Sarah, Hillary AND an AR-15 all at one time ??

And HOW do you top it for NEXT year ???

see you @ Indy!

uncle albert;c ;c ;c

03-11-2002, 14:03

The Dungeon Crew has its ways of getting things done; glad you enjoyed it.

Planning for next year's February 30th Blowout is underway. We should be able to top the last one; any additional information is restricted at this time to the Dung Cru and any 10-Ringers which have achieved the rank of SENIOR Scum Sucking Slime Mutant ... (C'mon, Rabbi, at least give 'em a hint!) ... You really think they deserve a hint? ... (Yes, I do) ... Okay ... Here's a hint:


Watch this space for future developments.

03-12-2002, 05:31
Originally posted by G29
OK, you guys have fun with the Barbie/Mary Ann/Tina stuff.

So, Mongo or Tazz?


Hmm. That's a tough one.

Agrip smoking jacket versus monobrow.

I gotta get back to you on that one... ;)

03-13-2002, 13:31
Choosing seems to be in fashion. Okay.

Subtly nuanced philosophical dissertations


Bombastic beer belchin' blowouts

03-13-2002, 15:38
...bombastic beer-belchin' philosophical dissertation?

03-13-2002, 17:18
Def. of what Tamara said:

1. the minutes of the Board/Audit committe report on the embezzlement rate.

2. this thread.

3. the assembly instruction for the improbability drive we ordered.

The Internal Affairs Division has reported that the 10 Ring Lagoon may actually be a halo deck; some persons unknown, have sold the real thing for a profit to the Borg during their last fly-by.


03-14-2002, 11:24
Hmmmmm ... Interesting thought, Tam ... No, it is actually a FASCINATING opportunity! ... Okay, gang! We have the theme for the April 31 Lagoon Blowout! It should be a challenging concept to implement, keeping the philosophical aspects presented in a manner able to penetrate the inebriated 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) mentality. It will be interesting to see if we can validate the concept of presentation of subtle nuances within such a ... how to say it ... "minimally perceptive" environment. Must run now; have to work up budget figures for this bash.

03-14-2002, 12:05
...you realize it's full of beer. ;c ;f

03-14-2002, 12:43
All of my hellos
Felt like goodbyes
Lost in the eyes of the Willow Girl
Yet today’s dark shadows
Are tomorrow’s shade
Under the boughs of the Willow Girl
Wind cannot break
What is made to be bent
Fulfilling the nature of the Willow Girl
So my words today
Will never convey
Wherefore this way was the Willow Girl

Also, she drank lite beer. I mean, come on! ;c

03-14-2002, 14:44
Excuse me, but could somebody please tell me why the grips on my Glocks have all turned colored patterns that change and move like a chameleons?

;9 ;G ;K ;c

03-15-2002, 14:29
Tazz, I think that '62 swill you been chuggin' is finally messing up your head! Get a supplemental appropriation from the 10-Ring Board, pop for some of the decent '61, and get your brain reoriented to some semblance of coherency.

Target Shooter
03-15-2002, 17:48
What is this post about? By the way its 1234 am

03-15-2002, 21:19
See page 3 of The Hitchhiker's Guide: "...it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."

And..."Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun."

This is where you may find the Ten Ring Lagoon and and ;c ;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c

The answer is still 42.

Hope this helps.;)

03-16-2002, 08:13
Originally posted by Target Shooter
What is this post about? By the way its 1234 am

[Dennis Hopper voice]Hey, man, quit trying to impose form and structure on our art, man.[/Dennis Hopper voice]


03-19-2002, 11:04
Your'e reality is meerly a distortion of MY fantasy;a ;b ;a

03-19-2002, 14:28
That goes both ways. Your fantasy is a distortion of my bad trip through reality.

;a ;9 ;c

03-23-2002, 18:14
...their Mocha Half-Caff Double Latte out of the Lagoon Lounging Area and spilled it all over the GT interface please get a towel and mop up your mess? ;)

03-24-2002, 02:20
Ohhhhh its a coffee spill, I been alternatly fooling with those little buttons on the front of the monitor, whackin hell out of it with a broom and threatening it with a loaded G-20. I guess I will quit now.

03-24-2002, 04:24
;g :rolleyes:

I was beginning to think that 60 mph head on collision i had a couple days ago knocked me into the twilight zone... ok... cool... and once again... thank God for airbags... airbags are our friends...

I better go make some espresso now...

03-24-2002, 06:13
Tam, permit me to advocate NOT cleaning the latte off the server. That layer of subtle color will insulate the server against the (perhaps inevitable) layering of Mad Dog Rippo Jug Wine that the marginally stable 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) will invariably deposit on the unit. Better a subdued dignified color scheme than ... well, you get the picture.

03-24-2002, 11:00
And I thought it was the Pepsi/China Syndrome...;g

03-24-2002, 17:43
It wasn't me, Tam,- mine was the octo-shot espressooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

u.a.:rolleyes: ;g ;b ;a

03-24-2002, 18:35

03-25-2002, 11:35
2 Choices, Hihopoly,


2)if ya gots ta ask.....fergedit ;b

03-25-2002, 17:22
Originally posted by Hihopoly

I don't think anyone knows, I'm pretty sure it made me want to go out and get a 10mm and a hasselblad, got the ten, saving up for the hassy

03-25-2002, 17:24
personaly I think all 10ring members should get free 'blads. tazz??

03-26-2002, 15:49
Hey Tazz,
Joey seems to have good taste; Could this be financed with the embezzelment fund, or will it have to get clearence from the S.Rabbi & the entire duengeon staff/commitee ?
We also then will need "A-Grip" to fit it.

u.a.:rolleyes: ;c :rolleyes:

03-26-2002, 17:05
I figure we need good quality for nice shots of the lagoon girls, plus we can take candid photos of all the big dawgs with 10 envy that coem here, then we can post them for everyone to see;a ;a ;a

03-29-2002, 08:49

Yes, Hassies would be a treasured expansion to the Dungeon photo operation; of course, a move of this magnitude would require JOINT Dungeon / Penthouse / Dung Cru / Seahawk / 10-Ring / BigDawg concurrence to be executed. We'll slip it thru during the (admittedly brief) sober moment at the start of the next 10-Ring Board meeting.

Actually, nostalgia about the beginnings of the Dungeon Photo Operation floods my memory, for it taught the Dungeon Crew some humility AND became a MAJOR 10-Ring financial asset. Before the very first Lagoon Blowout, we Dungeon denizens conceived the photo outfit as an excellent method to bring in some blackmail income. We snapped our pictures, cropped the prints, and waited for the blackmail money to flow into our pockets.

Well, WERE WE EVER WRONG! When we showed the photos to our "victims", they FLIPPED OUT! Blackmail, hell! They ordered multiple copies! They BEGGED us to publish! They offered to PAY us to publish! We had truly misjudged our targets; the "dirt" we had on film was an ENHANCEMENT to their reps, in a demented 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) sort of way. So we figured, well, we'll salvage something from the effort by doing it THEIR way.

When the month-end financials were analyzed, we were AMAZED! We made FOUR TIMES AS MUCH from the publishing effort as we had targetted for the original blackmail effort! At first, we could not believe it! We were finally convinced, though, and quicky shifted our operation from a blackmail basis to a photo-publicity direction. Since that shift, the photo operation has generated revenues which at times approach those of the Lagoon Bar/Beverage service. Who would have thought the misplaced Dung Cru analysis would become such a fixture in the 10-Ring order of existance!

One item on which the Dung Cru will not compromise, though: We will not doctor a photo to INCREASE the level of perceived debauchery contained within. You 10-Ringers want braggin' rights, you fulfill the physical requirements YOURSELVES! We do have our honor to maintain.

03-30-2002, 02:48
Now you tell me....Had I known that earlier, I could have saved the money(ill-gotten, of course!) that I wasted on the telephoto lens & the infra-red film
However, the lagoon girls DO make suitable darkroom companions, & since the bikini team are all blonds, they NEVER ask why there are no chemicals in the tanks!

03-30-2002, 08:35
Originally posted by VN350X10
& since the bikini team are all blonds, they NEVER ask why there are no chemicals in the tanks!

this can only mean one thing,........we need some red heads here

03-30-2002, 15:29

In my extreme boredom, cuased by being on spring break but not going anywhere, I have read this entire thread in one sitting!! It is far more then most humans can handle. I suppose only those who have been here long, have thier minds altered by the usual 10 ring substance abuses, or finaly are the type of people that would get business degrees could survive such an ordeal. I am highly suprised I have enough fine motor control left to type this. But I feel the dung cru is getting out of hand so I must step up to the plate and put them back where they belong, at least partialy. As of now I'm going to assume full control of all 10 ring related photographic concerns. This move, legal as per standing regulation 1-24, will not only deprive our friend sammiboy of the income of the sell of photographs of 10 ring members in (to some people) "comprimising positions or actions". The dungeon is alredy too heavily finacned due to thier 39.6% embezellment rate. The obtaining of photos of tazz passed put uner the table with half of the lagoon girls, and tamara winning the belching contest, can and WILL be made available free of any dungeon enhancing charge to all 10 ring members. Another added benefit of this is proper exposure of all photos, giving much more realistic color and contrast to all pictures taken. If we allow the dung cru to do this they will no doubt apply thier .45 mindset to the picture taking, thus being way too slow and over exposing everything. By the way one of my first acts after getting everything in order will be to improve the quality of the motion activated cameras in the changing room of the lagoonn girls. And while i'm typing I'd like to request more selections by Guns-N-Roses in the juke boxes scattered through out the penthouse. If the cost of cd's is a problem we can finance it simply by increasing the ratio of monopoly money to real SR is allowed to embezel. That is all for the time being.

03-31-2002, 04:35
I just got back from tomorrow's March 32nd Lagoon Luau.

Tazz, when the Kosher Katana asks you to step into the spacetime vortex tomorrow, don't do it! Just trust me on this one.

Boy do I have a hangover... ;g

03-31-2002, 04:38

Trying to eliminate S.Rabbi's income & total disruption of the duengon finance structure!!!
The calling for more redheads is ALMOST tolerable (I could use the company), except for the fact that your location is "RED STICK" LA.
Ya'll gots ta be careful, boy, ya gots 'gators in ya back yard! & they tend ta scare th' bejesus out th lagoon girls!
As far as being in control, remember that NONE of us here are in control of much of ANYTHING; If you sat down & read the entire post as you claimed you are no longer in control of much either!

Relinquish your claim to the photo ops & embezzelment fund or you will be sacraficed to the affore mentioned 'gators!

Oh yeah,
HAPPY EASTER (or else!);a ;a ;a ;a ;a

03-31-2002, 06:38
after many hours of recovery an the addition of new information I think I have figured out my last post. SR must have opened the spacetime vortex and sent tamara to the party tommorrow while I was reading the thread. This normaly wouldn't be a problem but I've been having some issuse with the interflowal loop producing an unwelcome resonance cascade whenver the possitron emmisons of the the vortex are activated. this concurence of events cause me to read the read 10 times AT ONCE!!!! This was far far beyond my tolerable limits. So I must apologize for any disconcerted ramblings. I mean hey, why would I want to stop the embezelling when I'm embezelling from the ebezlments??? (oops did I say that??) But as to the reference to gators in my back yard sadly that isn't so. You see after many years of getting our (LSU) teeth kicked in by the florida state gators all 35,000 students went on a massive acahol enhacned gator hunt. Most were shot once and allowed to bleed out slowly ( hey SR can eat those;a ) then dressed up as reptilian steve spurriers (an improvemnet, on him) and hung from street lights in Tigerland. I won't get into detail with what all the frat boys did to the poor animals, lets just say it even scared the goats who are quite use to thier "eccentrices". But anywho, Tamara, do I have fun at the 32nd blowout, or should I just stay home???

03-31-2002, 07:38
You willen haven done a good time.

Time travel plays hell with verb conjugation.

"Good sir, can you tell me where I can get schrod?"
"Gee, I've never heard it used in the pluperfect before."

04-01-2002, 12:00
Tam, the version I heard was " ... pluperfect subjunctive ..."

04-01-2002, 16:14
I must admit, fried 'gator tail IS tasty; Had it several years ago in St.Augustine, FL. (The worlds oldest tourist trap in the new world)

But one question... is it Kosher?
If S.R. can't have it I'll take it.

Han Solo WISHES he had a G29.

Is it too late to get drink tickets for the 2-30-02 lagoon blast?
(gottalovetimewarp);c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

04-02-2002, 06:39
...ok, that didn't work... let's try this....

Thanks for the warning Tam, i've been getting little glimpses of that but have been so busy going in and out that it gets a little difficult figuring if i am in or out. I'm hoping that this msg will show up in the proper realm. Realm Hopping can be fun, but it can also be quite confusing. If i can just dump this stupid turbulance causing "sticky trash" in the Egosdisposer for good, i can fly much cleaner and faster and avoid the drrrrrraaaaaaaaggggg.....

Joey, read it again.

The rest of you, i am seeing camo and it's real. There, i said it.

The Phoenetix has RIZEN!

04-02-2002, 16:09
If you ever come to LA get aligator tail marinanted for about two days then blackend with a splash of lemon juice. wash it down with some abita root beer and it's the absolute best thing you could imagine

04-03-2002, 15:56
Now that Tam is back from the future blowout, we issue an:


All work needed yesterday must be submitted by noon tomorrow.

04-07-2002, 15:02
I can't possibly get it there by noon tomorrow. Will the third tuesday of last week be O.K.? This doesn't apply if it falls on Millard Filmore's birthday, however.
"To The Lagoon - The Waters Croisened !"

;c ;c ;c ;a ;c ;c ;c

04-07-2002, 15:17

Sure, the third Tuesday of last week would be POSSIBLE, but I would advise against it. We have scheduled the Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal for the Troll Bait Offenders for the day BEFORE that Tuesday, and the evening debauchery and generally bombastic partying that follows the verdict will inevitably wipe out all the 10-Ring & BigDawg personnel for at least the next 48 hours. I would advise scheduling yourself into the 2nd Thursday after the last Tuesday of the month of your choice; just stay away from the entire week of the April 31st Lagoon Blowout.

04-07-2002, 19:12
It already was there the Tuesday before... i sawit... matter of fact, i sent it back, (back is forward when you have been traveling backwards), anyway, that day was a bad day, (sorry, details classified so as not to disturb the space/time quantum continum conundrum, [not to be cornfused with the space/time continum], so, we figured we would conveniently take advantage our ability to do what we do, the way we do it, and, if we have to, we will go and do it again. Besides, the sights are great along the way. How do we do it? Ah, that's classified too... but, someday young grasshopper...

KY Moose
04-07-2002, 19:19
Reply #900 is mine!!!

That's all, carry on.

04-07-2002, 23:54
And...as the top of Page 37...you have the monkey!;e ;f

04-08-2002, 00:02
I thought it was a meatball....;g

04-08-2002, 09:39
Memo to S.Rabbi;

Easy enuf to miss the 4-31 bash, Will be "racing vintage" @ single stack classic.
Fun to compete with an antique instead of one of my Glock flock.
Feel free to pursue ANY debauchery that you feel might interest me in my stead "partyondude" (&dudette if Tam shows up)

u.a.;c ;c ;c ;a ;c ;c ;c ;a ;c ;c ;c

04-08-2002, 09:48
anyone seen my hat?

04-09-2002, 03:14
Does owning a 10 do this to people? I have psych evaluations for work.
I might wanna rethink this.;b

I mean...I've read my Douglas Whooosits, I've viewed the Monty Whatsis,but I.....sigh.

04-09-2002, 18:10
Just don't read Freud, you'll be fine.

04-17-2002, 17:39
Actually, Freud can be quite interesting once you realize just how screwed-up his mind was. Maybe one too many Pan-galactic gargle-blasters? Or maybe he just couldn't get the recurring thoughts of the number 42 to get out of his head. Either that or his real name was Arthur Dent ;f !

04-18-2002, 18:58
I was over on generl nonglocking (for some unknown reason, maybe I hit the wrong button) and saw they had a thread going about how GTer's worth/rank was determined by things like post count, what posts were about, how witty they were, if they were female, things like that, as opposed to if they knew the 10mm rules the world. oh the plight of the unenlightened:rolleyes:

04-18-2002, 19:21
Yes, everything in the two known universes is contained herein.

04-18-2002, 19:59
I think that's "within". ;f

As for "screwed up minds"... i am SO sick of screwed up minds... i have enough entertainment unscrewing my own mind! ;f

Hey, i got one for ya...

"Peobots", they are people that have been so brainwashed by the bull crap of society that they have become like lemming-parrots following and squawking the snow job.

04-19-2002, 02:20
Originally posted by G33
Yes, everything in the two known universes is contained herein.

two??? Didin't Tazz prove there was a third one when he tore a hole into it when he test fired the 223xr to kick off the 2002 may 32nd blowout? remember how we spent hours fighting off the creatures from that universe cause they tried to take all the beer?? Oh wait, crap did I just let on that I've been sneaking into the dungeon to use the time machine??? I hate when I do that, did that, will do that....

04-19-2002, 09:30
Thanks Joey, i got sidetracked and forgot to mention that.

Btw, remember the movie "Time Bandits" where at the end the little guys thought the whole time that they "stole" the map from God, when in reality, God "let" them "take" it? Well, you getting in the Time Machine hidden in the dungeon is a very similar situation... we "let" you take that baby for rides just to see if you can make it "back"... (that is the real "hard part", ya know...). Anyway... this is how we find out who measures up to the missions we fly... who makes it back in one piece, literally, and who can be "effective" while "there" and when back, can be effective, especially with reporting and ideas for "fixing" "things" if/when you go back.

The time machine is not for the squeeemish...

Ya done good Joey! Come to the main office and get officially signed up with "The Program". Yer in!


04-21-2002, 11:41
Um,... excuse me? I believe that reading this whole thread miiiiiiiight have been a bad idea. My mental and Temporal perception is now so completely fried that it took far too many of what few remaining brain cells ( at least thats what I call em). If I could remember how I would threaten legal action to compensate for the damage but............Ah hell lost my train of thoug-- what's that doctor? It's time to get off GT and take my meds again? But I ..... well that is... what I mean is.... Hey! Let me go! What are you doing with that huge needle?! OOOOOOOOOooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.


04-21-2002, 12:06
Yep Mongo, that's right, he threatened legal action...

Throw him in the deepest, darkest, nastiest, most "spirit filled" dungeon hole, and we can see what he thinks of his brain cells then!

04-22-2002, 12:46
Brain cells? BRAIN cells? What are these brain cells you speak of? Are they some kind of new addon on feature for my glock? Oh I hope so. Maybe it will help me with these horrible people in those awful white suits that keep forcing me to leave my little world where the sky is whatever color I like that day and the mere sight of a Glock forces other bad peple to immediately allow themselves to be handcuffed and hauled away. But........oh no.....here they come again........the evil ones....the ones with the white suits......I must run and hide.....my only friends my glock and and my computer which actually contains the transdimensional portal through which I get to my own little world................OOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwww. NO! WAIT! MUST ......GET...TO GUN RANGE!NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.................

Hello me, Meet the real me
in my misfits way of life
a dark black past is my
most valued possesion.

Hindsight is always 20/20
but looking back
it's still a bit fuzzy

Speak of mutually assured destruction.

Nice story....Tell It To Readers Digest!

04-23-2002, 03:34
Actually, the suits are a light blue... but it's hard to tell with the light the way it is...

04-24-2002, 09:27
Hey! Can I have a blue suit too? Maybe it'll help camoflauge me from those men in the white suits. They don't realise I'm here yet so I won't stay long.

Hello me it's me again
You can subdue but never tame me
It gives me a migraine headache
thinking down to your level
Yeah just keep on thinkin it's my fault
and stay an inch or two outta kicking distance.
Mankind has GOT to know his limitations.

04-24-2002, 11:10
he quotes dave mustane, but I still don't know if he can be trusted.......

04-24-2002, 12:25
I have seen the name of the other almighty god and must bow down again in abject prostration. Yes it is he who I quote unless I be deemed unworhty by my peers.............OW!.... HEY!.....(scuffle)(scrape)(scuffle)..........Whew! got the door locked but it won't hold them long. Gotta run! If you can read this please remember they could be listening, or watching, protect yourselves......oh wait a minute never mind you already protect yourselves. Cool. Stay Vigilant! Bye.

Well me it's nice talkin' to myself
a credit to dementia
Someday you too will know my pain
and smile it's black toothed grin
If the WAR inside my head....
won't take a day off I'll be dead
My icy fingers claw your back
Here I come AGAIN!

"Sweating Bullets" Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)

04-24-2002, 13:24
Hmmmm ... .45Ranger looks like a hard case ... Yo, Tazz! Leave this one to the 45 types down here in the dungeon; we have ample time to give him the necessary therapy while we await our bullets' impact on the target.

Hey, .45Ranger! Bubbelah! You don't have to sweat the white coats anymore! We tagged them all with ultrasonic IFF transceivers, and we have the Black Helicopter guys on 30-second alert to blow them away if they hassle you any more. I suggest you plan on attending the April 31 Lagoon Blowout; the Bombastic Beer-Belchin' Philosophical Dissertation theme we have set up for it sounds like a natural match for your (possibly psychotic) chaotic rants. Think of it as a theraputic challenge: if you can get the linguistically impaired 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) to stay interested in your cnvoluted philosophical presentations, then blowing smoke at the white-coat mob will certainly be child's play.

04-24-2002, 14:45
.45 Ranger, the Real & Only Almighty One is inside you...

Now what 'cha gonna do? ;f

Ok, Sammi... he's all yours....

04-26-2002, 15:39
... Yo, Tazz! ... The beer requisition for the April 31st Lagoon Blowout is stalled on your desk (as usual) ... We need your signature on it pronto! ... Also, should we go with the usual 6-beer-brand availability for the bash, or shall we let it all hang out and pop for 8? Awaiting your decision.

04-26-2002, 17:16
HellOOOO!!! This is the TEN Ring!!! TEN different kinds of beers!!! TEN different kinds of wines... Ten different kinds of Lagoon Girls... Ten different kinds of LAGOONS... Ten different kinds of WHATEVER... Pay ATTENTION man! DON'T make me get out the torch... here... signed... do it...

Btw, how's the wife and kids?

04-28-2002, 10:03
SamuraiRabbi, Thank you sir. The assistance given by the Black Helicopter guys was perfect in helping me escape the white coats. Can you imagine how it feels being pumped full of highly potent cocktails of specially tailored drugs while some frightening individual insists to you that you are insane for wanting to own and use guns? Uugh. The only thing worse than those white coats ....are the politicians trying to take my guns away with laws. While I appreciate the invite I'm afraid I won't be able make it to the April 31 Lagoon Blowout. I will be dodging a few people I thought I saw escaping seconds before the Black Helos landed ( read on vacation with my wife in Miami,Fl for anniversary). Could be paranoia but just cause yer parnoid don't meen they're not out ta get ya. But by all means put me down for the next Lagoon Extravaganza. I'd love to be there. And save me a Lagoon Girl ( to ogle at least).


05-03-2002, 13:24
I just didn't want to see this thread die quite yet so I thought I would post something and help it live at least another week. Besides that it also wastes at least five minutes of your time and gives you enough break to have ANOTHER swig of your preferred adult beverage. Unless of course ya had too much at the most recent Lagoon Blowout( which I'm sure topped last month's soiree). Anyways that would explain why no one has responded here in a while. SO! What say everybody have fun as often as they can and we'll be back again. Same Glock place. Same Glock time. Same Glock channel. Bye for now.;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

05-03-2002, 13:51
You got the monkey!
Page 38.

05-03-2002, 14:05
You da Monkey, Monkey boy!!!
Hey, any of you loons planning on attending the Black Rifle Convention over Memorial Day weekend? (For details check out AR15.com)Looks like it might be interesting and gives me an idea, somthing about a GT convention... Not at the lagoon, a more, shall we say, concrete, destination might be in order. The transdimensional nature of the lagoon facilities make it difficult for the, shall we say, uninitiated, to find. Especially if they havent followed the instructions on page 83 of this thread and built their own dimensional transmogirfication matrix. By the way I had a heck of a time getting the multivariant super-sub-meson emitter to run on the current produced by rubbing a baloon through my hair, I think we need to substitute a 1.5 volt watch battery in the plans,,,,Whoops, whats this page,,, CRAP, looks like the teporal targeting scanner needs calibrated again, where the hell did I leave the hammer. Later yall,

05-05-2002, 16:17

It works better if you plug it in.


It is pleasant to note that the therapy had the desired effect; you sound almost rational now. You will be an honored guest at the June 31 Blowout.

Your concern about the possible death of the 8:40PM thread is appreciated, but unwarranted. Since 8:40PM has come to TRANSCEND life and and its humdrum aspects of existance, of which death is but one, it is therefore IMMUNE to anything so passe' as the dying of the thread. 8:40PM will exist even after we are memories (... well, maybe nightmares, considering some of the members here ...)

To commemorate the ultra-successful April 31 Lagoon Blowout, the Dung Cru had decided that we must supplement the usual photo collection of the truly bizarre debauchery which occurs at most 10-Ring functions. Accordingly, we announce a major achievement in the annals of publishing:

The Complete Unabridged Collection of the Wisdom of the 10-Ring Board.

This important work will be made available FREE OF CHARGE to any person who will provide a snail-mail address. The Dung Cru will demonstrate its appreciation to the 10-Ring Board by assuming a major cost of the distribution: It will pay the cost of the stamp necessary to get each postcard to its destination.

05-06-2002, 02:02
All the wisdom may fit on a post card, but I am still trying to swim through the knowledge of alcohol this group has. Production, distribution, it is astounding.

I especially like the strange brew facilities, makes things run smoother with it all under one big top.

And just maybe I am overstepping bounderies, but how exactly is the clean up crew done before the last beer bong is empty?

05-07-2002, 12:57
I did plug it in, but the thing does not run right on 60hz current. The little silver lable on the bottom clearly specifies 131hz and 45 volts and I had to use a hammer to get the 7 prong plug in a 3 prong outlet, crazy european junk, last time I ever buy anything made in New France. Speaking of France isnt that a hoot what happened to old France,, oh,,, we're not there yet, stupid targeting scanner, I need a bigger hammer.

05-10-2002, 09:17
Better I should have gone to the April 31st lagoon bash. After arriving at the "vintage race" AKA Single Stack Classic, much to my dismay, the trans morgifying sub-liminal transporter had ruined the functional aspect of my ammo. Ever try shooting a semi-auto event with a hand operated, semi functional jam-o-matic? Seems that we didn't have enough R&D on the new bullet type, but it worked FINE in practice!
Didn't get rained on, but would of appreciated it better if any of the lagoon girls had been along to ease my miserey.
Oh well, time to get back to the loading shed & see if we can rectify the T.M.S.L.T. before the next attempt at a match. If I ever get the ludicrous idea to compete with anything but a Glock again, somebody PLEASE restrain me in the lowest reaches of the duengon. At least Mongo & I can communicate on a equal level, at least after he gets done laughing at my scores.(Note: Peter Pi DQ'ed, so I at least beat somebody!)

u.a.;b ;a ;b ;c ;c ;b

05-10-2002, 17:06
do not go gently into that good bread
but rage, rage against the dying of the thread.

i didn't know they piled non sequiturs this high.

05-10-2002, 17:58
this is the thread that made me decide to by a g-29.

05-11-2002, 05:15
Bill the Cat

05-11-2002, 05:19
Hunting BTC.

05-14-2002, 11:13
(... sigh ...) That Doberman has ALL the luck!

05-15-2002, 02:56
Dearest Rabbi,

Live long and prosper...;)

05-16-2002, 16:14
And in the end, at long last, and still on and on, I still have failure to eject problems with the 29...

05-16-2002, 16:20
And yet.... (http://glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27336&goto=newpost)

05-20-2002, 05:34
... ... Frau ... BLUCHER! ... ...

05-20-2002, 06:00
Oooooooo... nice G29... Hot Rompulin in Cardasian Tiger stripes!

I'll take the blond too...;f

05-24-2002, 11:44
... Gee, Tazz! ... Shojin pops for a G29 because of this thread, but do you or any other inebriated 10-Ring Board Member (pardon my redundancy) even bother to congratulate him and welcome him to the show? Hell, no! So it falls to me, a lowly pharmacologically impaired Dungeon Denizen who is not even worthy to recite the sacred "200gr/1200fps" mantra, to welcome him to the elite. Oh well, I guess that is just the nature of things that the really important work around here doesn't get done unless the Dung Cru decides to handle it.

Congratulations, Shojin! You will love that 29! Please accept our offer of free admission to the June 31 Lagoon Blowout; details will be sent to you after I get done at the Indy 500 next week.

05-25-2002, 15:38
Before Glock.

05-25-2002, 15:43
After Glock.

05-25-2002, 21:06

05-26-2002, 16:28
you know in the worst case. If the probems in the middle east and the nuke em neighbour attitude between India and Packistan end the world as we know it. Would it not be funny if all that was left on the earth to guide the new race was this thread. Taz would be God and you Rabbi would be the red dude.

05-27-2002, 02:46
note to sammurirabbi--- it was only an Indy 496...

bunch o' wus boys can't even make it mandatory that the last 5 laps are RACED...not idled. This should be required for ALL racing venues, not just Indy, NO FINISH ON YELLOW, forget the total lap count on the last 5; must be run at race speeds, fuel consumption...oh well, it's the same for everybody, if you need an extra pit stop, thats racing!
I get cranked at parade laps at the end of the race when it's supposed to be the exciting part.
I doubt that Penske would ever go for it now....He probably would have when he was a driver, not just an owner!

also humbly request a schedule for the 6-31-02 bash, as I don't want to miss it after the 4-31 fiasco on my part.

u.a.;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

05-28-2002, 10:20
Hmmm, Froggie, that is a fascinating theological concept. If Tazz DOES become the post-apocalyptic God, and I become the Red Dude, THEN (unless Tazz shapes up in his new gig) the Red Dude would be handling God's administrative work for him, lest the whole universe fall into disrepair. Kind of beats that measly 39% the Dungeon Crew is ripping off the 10-Ring for.

VN350X10B12N47O72-BINGO!: Yes, when you rate that 80mph parade lap finish on a scale from 1 to 10, it still sucked! But then, we saw the Indy 505 when Villeneuve won. I will keep you posted on the schedule for the June 31 Blowout. One thing for sure, we will NOT repeat the attempt to present subtly nuanced philosophical dissertations as the theme, as we tried at the April 31 party. Thirty five seconds after the bars opened, the whole concept went straight down the tubes.

05-30-2002, 01:04
MMmmuusssttt rrreesssiisstttt. . .


Dear lord! This post is like 18 months old and still spewing nonsense. I love it!;g

05-30-2002, 08:06
Okay, I changed my mind again... I'm gonna hold out for a 29. Then I can post to this thread....

And I want a monkey!!!


05-30-2002, 09:37
You want a monkey?
You can handle a monkey?
You got the monkey!!

05-30-2002, 10:42
Originally posted by GreyMage
MMmmuusssttt rrreesssiisstttt. . .


Dear lord! This post is like 18 months old and still spewing nonsense. I love it!;g

I read the whole thread, makes perfect sense to me. ;g

05-30-2002, 13:40
... and, of course, the Dung Cru will take its cut of the Monkey Transfer Fees ...

05-31-2002, 01:41
Will this cover the Dung Cru's monkey transfer fees?
(keep in mind, I am at WORK, so my selection was limited)

I'm a slave to the testosterone...

05-31-2002, 04:46
The Lord God uses the evil little red dude and all his evil little lemming tag-a-longs to do all of His "really dirty work" and of course for all the mundane tasks nobody else really wants to do... and the evil little red dude and all his evil little lemming tag-a-longs do this work as if they do it for themselves... but though they hate their toil for the Lord God and they run from it, they continue to find themselves doing it, and they become enraged finding themselves doing it, and they understand it not.

Remember in Time Bandits how the little guys thought they had stolen the map?;f

05-31-2002, 14:52

The 8:40PM thread seems to be launched on some kind of weird theological rant; Tazz's analysis moves along at a turgid pace that is little faster than a .45ACP bullet. The Dungeon Crew is attempting to interpret the future course of this socio / religious / political tirade, but, as one might expect from Tazz's previous lamentations, it is really heavy going. Perhaps one of the 10-Ring Board Members can assist in this effort during a sober moment ( ... Rabbi !!! Fat chance of that occuring!) ... Ya, you're right; don't worry about it, 10-Ringers, we'll get it squared away on our own.

05-31-2002, 16:20
See... the evil little red dude is flustered... can't quite find the words de la slamm...

...it's ok... it's time like this that really establish the memories....;f

06-01-2002, 00:48
Let he among you who is without sin get stoned first?

06-06-2002, 12:31
I've been without (real)sin for a long time. No problem. However despite the fact that it may be considered a damper to the generally festive (read, HARDCORE PARTY INSANITY) atmosphere of the 10-Ring, I MUST arbitrarilly, mandatorilly, unequivicably, and firmly draw the line at being pelted, or pummeled with rocks!;P GEEEZ VN350X10! I thought folks here in the 10-Ring could maintain a modicum of Humanity even in their...ahem (frequent?)...flashes of diminished sobriety. Good God man have you no decency?! Why to think that anyone would even contemplate suggesting such an atrocity is absolutely mind numbing. Banned you should be from all further 10-Ring activities. If I though I had any clout I would attempt to make it happen but I don't so lucky consider yourself.;P ;g

WAIT! HOLD ON! JUST A SEC HERE! I think I just realized what you were reeffering to in your last post VN. ;j I must apologize. It would appear there are still some residual effects caused by my trauma inducing handling by those .....people.....In an effort to make amends if we should be able to connect with each other at the next Lagoon Event please allow me the honor of covering your bar tab for the entire event.............( WOW! That could get expensive! Note to self: consult with Sammie maybe he'll be willing to work out a loan to you using embezzlement funds. That's gonna hurt too. Oh well.).............Gotta go One of those black helicopters is hangin' around and acting suspicious. Later folks! ;f ;f ;a ;a ;f ;f ;c

06-07-2002, 01:54
Beware, or the Mistress of Discipline will get the X-frame out again!

06-07-2002, 03:46
Wow, was I ever out of the loop on this one! I didn't even know Mr. Discipline HAD a mistress!

06-07-2002, 11:36
Anyone with a name like Discipline should be samuraily thrown in the dungeon!

06-07-2002, 16:21
You can try and stone me with full beer cans, but I get to drink em. :P

I will fix my bar tab one way or another.

06-08-2002, 13:31

Don't worry about finances, man! Truly proficient incoherent ranting such as the stuff you have been cranking out is so precious that the Dung Cru will ensure it is rewarded. WE will cover your bar tab obligation! Give us a couple days to set up a debit card for you. (Actually, we could have it set up in 10 minutes, but you know how Tazz likes to think we are endlessly slaving down here in the Dungeon; just play along, it'll be okay.) I'll transmit the rendevous coordinates when the delivery is set.

While I am on the subject of Tazz: On behalf of the Dungeon Staff, I would like to express our sympathy to the Penthouse Crew for the collective agony they are experiencing over Tazz's truly horrible "samuraily thrown in the Dungeon" pun. Our thoughts go out to you in this time of tragedy, and we offer our heartfelt support for your eventual recovery.

But enough of tragedy and agony! We have a big one to unveil:


The June 31 Lagoon Blowout has been linked up with the June 29-30 Indy Glock Match to produce ... (drum roll, please) ... the very first THREE-DAY!!! 10-Ring Facility bombastic orgiastic blowout! Even as we speak, the Dungeon Crew is diligently setting the logistics in place for this epic blast! Watch this thread for progress and planning information!

06-08-2002, 19:58
I like puns;a

06-10-2002, 14:17
Did I hear that right....an offer to pick up MY bar tab? poor, sweet, innocent child, all I can say is....GET OUT YOUR PIGGY BANK...UNK IS READY TO PARTYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;a

06-10-2002, 14:48
Pun? Yeah, well, we just kinda found ourselves using that as a "term" after we had such a good laugh at the way you stuck to the dungeon wall when we threw you in there the first time... the term just kinda stuck... ;a

Btw, don't let Samurai Stuckai misslead you... the bar is open (as in free) to all 10 Ring members...;c ;f

06-10-2002, 14:50
Okay, listen up, you 10-Ring cretins ... hey, if you don't like my redundancy, TOUGH! ... the Dungeon Crew has saved you from the effect of your pitiful logistic and organizational incompetence by getting the arrangements finalized for the June 29-31 3-Day Blowout. If you lushes would simply sober up for a few minutes ... FAT CHANCE! ... we will allow you to learn what the varsity in this operation has put together! ... ... ... (Rabbi, perhaps a more subtly diplomatic presentation might be in order; after all, we ARE over our 39% embezzlement allocation for this quarter so far.) ... ... ... Hmmmm ... You're right! Let me start over.


The diligent yet humble Dungeon Crew has drawn on its extensive research and attention to the desires of the 10-Ring Elite to put together a truly epic arrangement for the 3-day blowout!

The lavish food, beverage, and entertainment spreads that are the hallmarks of the 10-Ring will be maintained and, where possible, expanded! (Hey, the bigshots from the 2012 US Olympic Bid Committee will be attending; we want them to know we are heavy dudes!)

The April 31st Lagoon Blowout theme of Subtly Nuanced Philosophical Dissertations burned out 35 seconds after the bars opened, as many will recall. But there is still hope for providing a scholarly veneer to the usual 10-Ring debauchery!

Theme for this round: "The Respective Roles of Tazz and Samurairabbi in the Post-Nuclear Apocalyptic Universe." The 3-day nature of the event allows for discussion and consideration of this question, even if most 10-Ringer have rendered themselves unconscious for extended periods.

Now for the creative wrinkle: Anyone who knows he or she ... (or it) ... will be incoherent when voting time arrives may cast a PROXY vote with one of the principals in the contest! That's right, sports fans! A PROXY FIGHT of our very own! Just like the Hewlett-Packard/Compaq brawl, but with infinitely more fun! (and far classier insults).

More on arrangements as they are finalized.

Your humble and devoted servant,
da' Rabbi

06-11-2002, 08:28
Proxy fight...cool!
Jello or choc. pudding?

06-12-2002, 03:53
G33: Both would be available. We can also provide vanilla or tapioca pudding to those who wish to vary their weapon selection as the party progresses.

Our arsenal stocks red and green jello; you want another color, you bring it yourself.

06-12-2002, 09:30
NO BUTTERSCOTCH ??????????????????????????????????;d

06-12-2002, 10:18
HEY! Are we gonna get a vote for Banana? Oh no! Wait a minute there! Never mind. Can't use banana. The bartender needs the bananas for the daquiris................... Ranger you addle brained IDIOT! It's a good thing someone other than YOU is running the show otherwise it'd go to hell in a handbasket faster than a 10mm round hitting a target.......... Easy Ranger! Calm down now. You been spendin' too much time in the sun again haven't you? Yes we can all tell you have by the burn. Go inside, lie down, have a nice frosty beverage, and........... HEY!....ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?.....Oh forget it! It's like talking to wall dealing with you. Nothing gets through when you've got those Lagoon Festivities on your mind. Go on! Go back to whatever it was you were doing! Don't let me and reality interrupt you or anything! SHEESH!................. Has anyone noticed the black helicopters acting strangely or anything?.... No? Maybe it's just me then. Hmm. The thought of a cold beverage occurs to me. Sounds good. Maybe that annoying voice will leave me alone then.;g ;c

06-12-2002, 16:53
Judging from the above...I think that if we switch the fuel for the Improbability Drive from tea to pudding, the results will be excellent.

It may even improve the inter-flow loopy thingy that Tamara always refers to...;d

And, as a bonus, the recovery time may be the half-life of the pan-galactic gargle blaster.


[Edited on June 31, 2002 to make the future/present correspond to the past/present.]


06-13-2002, 05:45
I've been paruseing this forum, trying to decide if I wanted a G23 or a G29 (OK, I want both, but I can only have one.) Anyway, I've seen a lot of compelling arguments for getting a G29 around here, but this is the thread that did it. These are my people, ya bunch of weirdos. I am a 10-ring cretin, I just haven't gotten the gun yet...but soon.;b ;g

06-13-2002, 07:02
welcome to the fold, this is the thread that did it for me too

06-13-2002, 07:05
ps, glad this thread could 'sew' it up for ya, hehehe;a

06-13-2002, 09:45
mc gets the G29.
joey gets the monkey!!;f

06-13-2002, 10:28

This guy sounds like a natural for us....He's got the 2 most important bases covered already!!

Note: Get a G20 along with the G29...They get lonely by themselves..
Note #2: The ammo transmorgifier solution worked perfectly at area #5....Too bad the operater brain farted AGAIN !!

Note #3: A fellow GT'er, Matt from Custom Glock Racing was Production Match Master @ A5. Another GT'er, Dits, won "C" open,(G20)beating many "B" shooters in the proscess!!!!

I hereby move that the upcoming festivities be dedicated to the honor that they have brought to us fellow "Glockers"

"E Pluribus Gaston"

notify Mongo....He will be pleased!;a ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;a

06-13-2002, 17:49
woo hoo, my first monkey, now I really feel like part of the team;e sniff

06-14-2002, 02:42
Yeah, and that monkey's on your BACK!;G

06-14-2002, 13:52
... ahhhh! ... to feel the power of 8:40PM! ... Our petty actions and squabbling fall to nothingness before it's majesty and grandeur! ... We rejoice in the karmic harmony it gives us in our mortal existance ... Okay! Back to work on planning the bash!

06-16-2002, 13:37
uncaring and undaunted 840 rolls on towards quadruple digits

06-18-2002, 15:52

An alert perceptive 10-Ringer (who has requested anonymity) has notified the Dungeon Crew that the extended 10-Ring family is in the midst of a truly halacious harmonic convergence which provides an unprecedented reason (well, actually an EXCUSE!) for some kick-ass partying! The events comprising this convergence:


The five-figure hit tally on the 8:40PM thread.

The APPROACHING 1000th post count on the 8:40PM thread.

The 300th member admitted to the 10-Ring

The June 29-30 Glock Match.

The June 31 Lagoon Blowout.

The very first 3-day celebration of the conjunction of the Glock Match and the Lagoon Blowout.


We wish to thank this alert 10-Ringer for this assistance. It turns out this individual is the VERY SAME person who alerted us to our mistaken interpretation of the legal status of the 10-Ring board Embezzlement Limitation Action, thus yielding the admission that the embezzlement limit we were ignoring was IN FACT a valid board action, and therefore worthy of respectul attention to its legal image even though we continue to ignore it. This individual has maintained a desire for anonymity, and we shall continue to honor that request.

This multiple-event convergence does, of course, mandate an extension to the previously announced intensity of partying. Watch this thread for announcements as the plans mature.

06-19-2002, 01:19
I love it when a plan comes together!

06-19-2002, 10:09
As a loyal 10-Ringer, Glock shooter, partyier & competition shooter, as well as a college certified hell raiser & bona-fide scoundrel, I STILL haven't recieved my necessary percentage of the embezzeled funds. The ammo supply is running low & I need to load more ammo before several upcoming matches. So as to preserve the honor of the 10-Ring, I require an immideate cash infusion for my ammo budget. Stop short of depriving Mongo of his necessary items, but ALL other areas of the budget are fair game.
This seems an oppertune time to make provisions by the embezzlement board to assure a proper ammo fund for uncle albert & all other members who participate on a competitive level, in an effort to elevate the status of the 10-Ring even higher than it is at this time.

($)uncle($)albert($) $$$$

Bribes & gratuities gladly accepted;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;g

06-19-2002, 15:46
Yo, Uncle Albert! I think you have overlooked a provision of the Embezzled Funds Allocation Agreement passed at the Feb. 30th 10-Ring Board Meeting (just before they tapped into the 5th keg of the night). Ammunition for 10-Ringers must be financed from the embezzlement flow of the SEAHAWKERS! You are hitting up on the wrong people for your ammo money!

Awwww ... you're a great guy! Tell you what, we'll help you out. All you have to do in exchange for our vig is to say some nice things about the 45 in this thread. C'mon, it wouldn't be THAT bad! We won't ask you to DEBASE yourself! Just something like ... "The noble 45 was the springboard from which the 10mm juggernaut was launched" ... or ... "The 45 is only MARGINALLY inferior to the stupendous 10mm round" ... or ... "The 45 is far closer to the noble 10mm state of being than is that OTHER caliber which just HAPPENS to also begin with the digit 4" ... c'mon, it won't hurt! ... If you do it REAL SINCERE SOUNDING, we'll even throw in a case of full-power NORMA 10mm ammo from our Beirut warehouse. Such a deal, eh!

06-19-2002, 17:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi

Awwww ... you're a great guy! Tell you what, we'll help you out. All you have to do in exchange for our vig is to say some nice things about the 45 in this thread. C'mon, it wouldn't be THAT bad! We won't ask you to DEBASE yourself! Just something like ... "The noble 45 was the springboard from which the 10mm juggernaut was launched" ... or ... "The 45 is only MARGINALLY inferior to the stupendous 10mm round" ... or ... "The 45 is far closer to the noble 10mm state of being than is that OTHER caliber which just HAPPENS to also begin with the digit 4" ... c'mon, it won't hurt! ... If you do it REAL SINCERE SOUNDING, we'll even throw in a case of full-power NORMA 10mm ammo from our Beirut warehouse. Such a deal, eh!

don't it's a trap!!!!! tempting is his forte........

06-19-2002, 19:13
The world would do itself a huge favor at this time and for ever more to take serious note of the fact that this thread and that which it depicts and displays is clearly beyond a shadow of a doubt proof positive that the best and only place to keep any accountant is in the dungeon just like we keep Samurai ("Lil Skimmer") Rabbi.

Btw, it's 7 kegs... but who's counting?

06-20-2002, 09:13
If ole' unkle albert was there, it probably would have been 9 kegs !
After all, my heratige is Irish & German, so it's in my genes!!!!!
Now I've got to start hounding the right people for ammo money. As far as the Rabbi is concerned, he's right...The .45 isn't THAT bad IF you want to put holes in paper @ 50'. For any other application, it PALES in comparison to the (all bow heads) 10MM. It is, however, the best of the 19th century ctgs. avaliable

Welcome to the 21st century...all hail the 10MM;a

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06-20-2002, 09:35
All hail....
Hail is falling...

06-20-2002, 14:26
Don't let that little lier Samurai fool you... 10mm ammo is free for club members. We make so much money from all the various activities here at the 10 Ring Estate that we can easily afford it, especially with the advance ammo recycling program we have going at the range.

Remember, Samurai was originally tossed (ok, thrown and bounced off the back wall) in the dungeon because of his anti 10mm propagandistic activities.

And now for some good news...

The Majestic will be complete and ready to open in 1 week.

Ok, time for my massage... got ta go...


06-22-2002, 07:39
VN350-etc. - Decent try, but not really sincere enough to warrant a special trip to Beirut to pick up the case. We COULD reconsider if YOU COULD! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more ...) We will, however, help you you out on 10mm ammo until the 10-Ring gets its logistics problems solved.

Which brings us to an old issue: TAZZ! Your ham-handed 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) are still fouling up the ammo distribution operation. The problem is NOT money! The problem is that the truly talented, skilled, and knowledgable personnel on this kind of operation are precluded from running the Free 10mm Ammo show because they happen to be DUNGEON CREW! i think it is finally obvious to all concerned that our lowly despicable 45-shooting peons down here in the suites ... whoops! DUNGEON! ... are the troops who should be handling this show.

Look, we KNOW that image considerations make this kind of shift in logistics mentally difficult for you! So I propose this: the establishment of a Special Plenipotentiary Oversight Commission to monitor the Dungeon Crew handling of the 10mm ammo distribution. As the initial staffing of this operation, we propose the following bunch of ... (Rabbi! Be diplomatic!) ... okay ... esteemed and distinguished servants to the 10-Ring Cause:


Before you get all bent out of shape about the 5th name on that list, permit me to emphasize that he is there ONLY to streamline the administrative and logistic operation of the Oversight Board; this means that (among other things) there would never be any stoppages in the food and beverage flow at the Oversight Commission meetings.

Mongo supports this idea; that should be worth SOMETHING!

Let me know what you think.

06-23-2002, 03:47
Dearest Cuddlyrabbitty,

There may be hope for you yet....;)

06-23-2002, 15:38
Yeah right, let the craftiest prisoner in the dungeon have access to the ammo...



Sammy, you are so stubborn. All you have to do to redeem yourself is go out and get a nice 10mm... that's right BOW DOWN SUCKER!!! Sure you're "smart", but so far only smart enough to get a .45. Now if you were REALLY smart, you would run out and get that 10.

G29, (you cute sexy thing), IS a 10! (Plus, she's married). Now Sammy, HOW do you expect a rock solid 10 to take serious interest in some short, fat, slow, quick to poop out .45 dude? She won't! If you want to even BEGIN to impress that fine woman you are just going to have to get in shape and rise up to the occasion and show her you got the right stuff... a TEN.

When you show you can handle the low and slow, then we will see what you can do with the high and mighty... till then... you can DREAM BABY!!!

Dreamer... you silly little dreamer... but can you put your hands in your head, oh no! Dreamer.....;a

06-24-2002, 21:46
oh what can it mean, to a...daydream believer and a...homecoming queen.....

06-25-2002, 11:58
Lest anyone forget the true superority of the 10MM, one of the sucessful wildcats leading up to it used .224 Weatherby brass as its start point!!!

How about we re-name the .45acp to be the .45app (automatic paper punch)


06-25-2002, 12:30
Looks like Uncle Albert finally got his ammo; must have, from the way he is insulting his benefactors during his hour of need.

Okay, guys! Now we're annoyed! And we're going to do something about it!

DUNGEON INSURRECTION! We're takin' over!

We realize, of course, that our action could not sustain against the determined counterattack of the united 10-Ringers, but our mutiny would nevertheless achieve something! Namely:

1) the establishment of an automated Free10mm Ammo Supply System that even an administratively challenged 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) could successfully run,

2) the correction of certain traceable accounting deficiencies in the Seahawk embezzlement operations, thus bringing their multiple-books accounting up to Dung Cru standards,

3) installation of chilled beer supply pipes to the remaining 13% of the 10-Ring facility acreage not yet provided with this vital amenity,

4) installation of the two additional turbocharged marine diesel engines to provide the N-th degree of desirability to the Lagoon Wave Generator,

5) installation of the marble wall panels in the Grand Entrance Foyer of the main 10-Ring building,

6) Installation of target cameras on the kilometer range, with monitors at the firing positions, to eliminate the strain and indignity of shooters needing to lean over to look through their spotting scopes,

7) Rearrangement of the Monet and Van Gogh originals in the foyer of the firing range to achieve a more harmonious relationship with their surroundings.

We will begin our insurrection at 8AM on a date to be determined. If you 10-Ringers could hold off on your counterattack until 5PM, everything would be done, thus holding all the fuss to a minimum. A gracious luncheon would be available at noon to BOTH combatant groups (of course!). The post-insurrection commemorative dinner (catered by Mongo, as usual) would be held at ... (when else!) ... 8:40PM!

More on this insurrection as planning develops.

06-25-2002, 15:41

06-25-2002, 16:20
well folks I really really really hate to be so cheap but.........