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ChuteTheMall
08-30-2009, 19:38
MOVED to Page 391
:banana:

VN350X10
08-30-2009, 20:24
BRING BACK NIXON !!!!!!

note to Bullman......

The last set of mods to TARDIS means I'll NEVER be late with a b'day card or Christmas present EVER again. I'll even be on time with Auntie's anniversary cards forever !

uncle

G33
08-31-2009, 08:10
This feature is handy for Sales and Dates.
Sales never end.
2nd is obvious.
:rofl:

_The_Shadow
08-31-2009, 13:05
I took TARDIS out for a spin and never knew I had left! But I did come back with some interesting items though! He he he...Chuckle!:rofl:

VN350X10
08-31-2009, 20:03
TARDIS just reminded me, Auntie's b'day is Sat.

Might need to go shopping w/ geesie & susan just to make sure I get something appropriate......
or a Pro Pirate !

uncle

ChuteTheMall
09-02-2009, 22:44
:dunno:

_The_Shadow
09-04-2009, 08:00
Hope you all have a safe and happy Labor Day weekend.

Oh! It is also a Second Amendment Tax Holiday enjoy it while it last!
Tax break on state, local and Fed excise taxes!

VN350X10
09-04-2009, 23:20
Here in the Democratik Peoples Workers Republick of IL there are NO tax holidaze of any kind.
If there were, Hizzoner Ritchie the Twit would tax them also .

uncle albert

_The_Shadow
09-05-2009, 15:28
About the only thing I need right now is primers, but I'm not making any special trips to save a few coins. Besides the prices will be inflated still!

Oh BTW! I did get a Lone Wolf Dist. 9x25 Dillon conversion barrel for my G-29 from one of the members here on GlockTalk! So I'll have to do a little testing with that one too!

samurairabbi
09-05-2009, 20:53
Oh BTW! I did get a Lone Wolf Dist. 9x25 Dillon conversion barrel for my G-29 from one of the members here on GlockTalk! So I'll have to do a little testing with that one too!

Ahhhh ... the 9x25 ... the only 9mm worthy of mention in the same breath as the immortal 10mm!

ChuteTheMall
09-05-2009, 21:05
Ahhhh ... the 9x25 ... the only 9mm worthy of mention in the same breath as the immortal 10mm!

:tongueout:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/9.3X62-30-06-8X57-6.5X55-308.JPG/800px-9.3X62-30-06-8X57-6.5X55-308.JPG

The 9.3x62mm cartridge next to the 30-06, 7.92x57mm Mauser, 6.5x55 mm and .308 Winchester.

VN350X10
09-06-2009, 10:26
If I'm not mistaken, our friend Mike McNett that owns DoubleTap ammo loads for the mighty 9x25 Dillon.
Be a good way to see if you like it without an investment in a die set, & even if you decide to reload for it, you need the brass anyhow.
A tarp or a brass catcher might be a good idea !

uncle

_The_Shadow
09-06-2009, 21:16
Uncle, I've already made that Dillon Die investment, found a used set at a decent price a while back. I did get some of Mike's DT assortment of the 9x25 to test the Bar-Sto match grade conversion barrel for my S&W 1006 (I did the hand fitting but had to send it out to have the chamber finish reamed), that I purchased from Mike also. So now with the G-29 sporting a conversion also I can do some comparisons.

This round requires some attention to the head spacing, holding to about 0.002". The last ones I loaded were 0.0" and the pressure spiked, primers flattened. I sure wish I could get and use the powder Mike uses in those loads he is producing. That stuff is so silver it looks like chrome!

I did manage to catch all of the brass, for analysis and inspection, I do that for all load test anyway.

VN350X10
09-06-2009, 21:20
There was a 10" Contender barrel made a while back, not many around, but THAT would be a great test bed.
I'm looking for one, as I prefer to shoot bottleneck stuff from a single shot or a bolt gun.
Got a 10" .256 Win Mag for my Contender & that ctg. is an under-rated sweetheart !
And the .22 Hornet in a Contender needs no explanation.

uncle

G33
09-09-2009, 14:17
Last Tardis trip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7uAxOk67gg


:wow::rofl:

_The_Shadow
09-09-2009, 15:52
That was wild! Cindy Williams, Leslie Neilson & was that a young Chevy Chase?

VN350X10
09-09-2009, 20:46
I see that Irving hasn't changed a bit since college.....

Geesie, please remember what starsystem you found him in....and fwd. him to the Borg, O.K. ?
He was always a "1 trick pony", even in school.

thanks,

uncle

G33
09-10-2009, 12:20
otay unkle!
:wavey::wavey:

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 17:14
Thank you dear !

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 17:39
Without realizing that the safety protocols had been left off after The Diamond In the Rough's last periodic maintenance, I quickly moved the throttle lever for the flux capacitor to 11. After ripping my hands from the control panel, the intense G-forces pinned my head to the seat and it was only through the corner of my eye, that I could see Commander Krakatoa's toupe had been ripped off. Only then, did I realize the severity of the situation, for the Commander was a vain man. But first, I had to give the slip to some Vogon spaceships.

http://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=91341&stc=1&d=1220151380

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 17:44
M.D.
If you encounter more problems, either call & we can utalise TARDIS for recovery, or put out an all-frequencies SOS to the Borg....tell them uncle albert sent you...they owe me one or 2 & will be happy to assist to repay their debt.
They HATE owing anybody/anything/anywhere !

uncle albert

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 17:51
VN: Thank you. Hull integrity seems to be uncompromised. Those titanum spars are awesome. The last time I engaged full throttle on a flux capacitor powered ship, I was inverted in a six G negative pushover and well, you can imagine, with the tendency those older Paradise fighters had, my hull cracked like an eggshell. I was lucky that I was able to make a water landing on that one.

btw what frequency can I catch the Borg on?
http://photos.pcpro.co.uk/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/flux-capacitor.jpeg

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 17:57
Broadcast on a full-spectrum basis (Marconi transmission like 1930's airships), as they moniter EVERYTHING.
Seems the only humor they find is in the ancient Milton Berle t.v. broadcasts.
They ARE a sick race. (old B&W, WNBC frequencies)

uncle

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 18:06
Seems the only humor they find is in the ancient Milton Berle t.v. broadcasts.
They ARE a sick race. (old B&W, WNBC frequencies)

uncle
I've heard they eschew Jack Benny altogether and in fact refused to assimilate him. But imagine for a moment: Rochester of the Borg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5vZzoBixAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LItvNnwOk4&NR=1

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 18:10
R o.t. B does have interesting possibilities...

might need to discus this w/Mongo or SammuriRabbi....

I now leave to prepare the GRILL....I MAN......I MAKE FIRE........I GRILL STEAK.....

sorry, I get a bit "caveman" at times.

uncle

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 19:30
Caveman good.
Fire good.
Grill good.
STEAK GOOD!!
Me understand.
Me go check squirrel snare now. If no fresh meat, then me eat wild rice for dinner AGAIN.

samurairabbi
09-10-2009, 20:18
Caveman good.
Fire good.
Grill good.
STEAK GOOD!!
Me understand.
Me go check squirrel snare now. If no fresh meat, then me eat wild rice for dinner AGAIN.
"Real guy" philosophy:

Steak good.
Squirrel adequate.
Wild rice passable.
Tofu bad.

The beneficient Oz has spoken.

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 20:18
and oh yeah, the grilling always goes fine until someone has to try cooking with their laser beam.

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 21:01
Suggest possible use of wild rice for bait in snare. Quail are quite fond of it, & grill rather nicely.

A laser isn't BAD for grilling, but if not careful, it WILL lead to some parts being extra extra, extra crispy.

uncle

_The_Shadow
09-10-2009, 21:32
Tomorrow a day of remembrance...September 11th 2001 a dark tragic attack here on our soil. Fly your flags high and proud!

343 FDNY loss their lives trying to provide rescue and aid that day! God rest their souls!

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 21:43
My personal opinion, is that we should NUKE the entire Middle East, as they ALL hate us anyhow & are all guilty of support for the various terrorist organizations. Those that are our "allies" could have made a difference with a little positive intel input. They did not.
The entire lot are co-conspiritors & should be eliminated from the face of the earth !
After it cools down, we can go & drill for the oil, in peace.
Any country that doesn't like our approach to this should ALSO be considered part of the group.
And while we're at it, there are a few in So.America that aren't of much use, either.
My version of the Golden Rule...."Do un to others BEFORE they do un to you"
Not the most Christian of ideas, but then more people have been killed in the name of religion (read God here) than for any other cause thruout history.

FDNY forever in our prayers.

uncle albert

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 21:49
We don't even need to do that. We could use our own shale oil, alchohol, hydrogen and ammonia for fuel and just let them all starve to death when their income dries up. Problem solved.

VN350X10
09-10-2009, 22:15
But if we did it on the Forth of July, What a GREAT display !
Plus, it will take years to get enough folks convinced that the animals will get over it & drilling will be posponed for years.
Unless we make the tree huggers HUNT for their food. If it comes wrapped in plastic, you can't eat it !

(O.K. off soapbox for now)

uncle

MinervaDoe
09-10-2009, 22:56
(O.K. off soapbox for now)

uncle
http://homeschooljourney.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/soap-box.jpg

Bullman
09-11-2009, 07:13
Did MD get introduced to the chamber good and proper? You know how that Monkey DNA is.

MinervaDoe
09-11-2009, 08:23
Did MD get introduced to the chamber good and proper? You know how that Monkey DNA is.
Oh no, do I have to walk the gauntlet of the atomic wedgie again?
The monkey DNA is strong in my strain. My vestigal body hair and prehensil toes are proof enough, but my 29 inch inseam and 72 inch armspan are the dead give away. Ironically, this setup gives me several unique advantages when brandishing my shrambler ray.

Bullman
09-11-2009, 13:17
nah just get G33 and Susan 28 to take you to the DNA removal chamber, they can fix you up.;)

MinervaDoe
09-11-2009, 19:40
Is that like when fat bastard stole Austin Powers mojo?

VN350X10
09-11-2009, 20:17
not hardly !

DAMNM....29" inseam....

ANOTHER member taller than uncle !


You WILL like the Chamber Session from Geesie & susan28

these ladies are so good that uncle gives them almost UNLIMITED use of TARDIS for inter-dimensional shopping trips....
and my personal credits card !

MinervaDoe
09-11-2009, 22:57
Cool. I'll bring my "accessories."

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00025DALE.01-A22UN21UL9VI60._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

VN350X10
09-12-2009, 19:45
rest assured, their "natural" talents remove ALL need for anything artificial...

you must trust uncle on this.....I'm not trying to sell you a used TARDIS here...

MinervaDoe
09-12-2009, 21:57
A used Tardis? What happened to the original time lord? With Tardis theft at an all time high, you had better have your documentation in order. This is not like running for the presidency you know.

Time travel is not all it's cracked up to be. When you are all done, you want to go home, but you can't because you accidentally changed the timeline. Then you have to go some time else to try and fix what you undid.

I'll take a maximum improbability drive any day. I have several Orion women who I travel with. As you might suspect, my olfactory sensors are quite overwhelmed with pheremones on a daily basis. Oh, and those other wild rumors about Orion women? Well, all I can say is that they are likely to be true.

btw, do you know where I can get hold of a functioning Minbari power source?

VN350X10
09-12-2009, 22:12
Gee, I haven't seen a Minbari at a garage sale in AGES.....

As far as documentation, uncle won TARDIS playing Bacarrat several years ago.
The oversight council of expired Time Lords consented to my taking posession with only 2 provisions:

1) Can not be used for personal profit. (so much for buying un-fired Colt Walkers)

2) Can not be use to change History, no matter the motive, good or evil.

So we use it lilke an inter-dimensional sports car/ Hippie Van; Geesie & susan28 use it for shopping trips, anywhere.
Engineer151515 & myself keep it operational, with hopes of discovering unknown (to us) beverages of enjoyment.
So, basicly, it's a toy !

But we really mess with the Borg on occasion.

Since they have a standing invite to any & all Lagoon parties, it works out well. For everybody.

The Swedish Bikini Team also use it for outings, but we need to Chaperone them, as they get a bit over-exuberent at times.
So that's why Mongo is also trained in operation of TARDIS.

We're really only here for the party !

Join me at the Lagoon around 1900 hrs GMT tomorrow, steaks will be on the Weber.
"N"Sweat Lager is avaliable on tap there, 24/7.

uncle

samurairabbi
09-12-2009, 22:38
We're really only here for the party !

Some of us are here for the embezzlement and the skillful repartee!

VN350X10
09-12-2009, 22:40
Your own, personal version of a party Rabbi !

samurairabbi
09-12-2009, 22:52
Your own, personal version of a party Rabbi !
Ahhhhh, the eternal quest for the proper balance of raucous inebriated debauchery and mundane scholarly admin!

Just now, SNL repeated the episode with Kristin Wiig hosing down a Disneyland crowd with an AKM. I think I'm in love!

VN350X10
09-12-2009, 22:53
Whatever happened to your infatuation with that gal on the Poker tour ?

samurairabbi
09-12-2009, 22:58
Whatever happened to your infatuation with that gal on the Poker tour ?

"If you caaaaann't be with the one you love, ... !"

(Thank you for the great setup line.)

VN350X10
09-12-2009, 22:59
CSN.....


I can dig that !

ChuteTheMall
09-13-2009, 09:10
Just now, SNL repeated the episode with Kristin Wiig hosing down a Disneyland crowd with an AKM. I think I'm in love!



Yep, I'd sure like to see that. :rofl:

ChuteTheMall
09-13-2009, 09:10
MOVED to Page 393:rofl:
:banana:

G33
09-13-2009, 09:12
:supergrin:

98,002!

MinervaDoe
09-13-2009, 10:32
We're really only here for the party !

Join me at the Lagoon around 1900 hrs GMT tomorrow, steaks will be on the Weber.
"N"Sweat Lager is avaliable on tap there, 24/7.

EDT? I'll be there. I can bring chips or chops. Just let me know.

Re: TARDIS
The oversight council of expired Time Lords consented to my taking posession with only 2 provisions:

1) Can not be used for personal profit. (so much for buying un-fired Colt Walkers)

2) Can not be use to change History, no matter the motive, good or evil.

So we use it lilke an inter-dimensional sports car/ Hippie Van; Geesie & susan28 use it for shopping trips, anywhere.
Engineer151515 & myself keep it operational, with hopes of discovering unknown (to us) beverages of enjoyment.
So, basicly, it's a toy !
It's all so clear now. It's amazing what a few simple rules can accomplish.

The Swedish Bikini Team also use it for outings, but we need to Chaperone them, as they get a bit over-exuberent at times.
So that's why Mongo is also trained in operation of TARDIS.
I noticed that Asa has been studying for her economics degree practically forever. Are these outings that you have been taking them on becoming too much of a distraction? You may need to sacrifice and force her to stay behind and complete her degree so she can become an aerobics instructor like Vendela.

Ahhhhh, the eternal quest for the proper balance of raucous inebriated debauchery and mundane scholarly admin!
Okay, I'll stay. I wasn't sure if you guys were just a bunch of dilitantes or not. I can see that you are in fact true renaissance men/women/alien d'jour.

VN350X10
09-13-2009, 11:20
An AK47......


Isn't that the modern way to play " Post Office ? "

samurairabbi
09-13-2009, 12:23
An AK47......

Isn't that the modern way to play " Post Office ? "

You unpatriotic heretic!

BUY AMERICAN !!! ... (use an AR)

VN350X10
09-13-2009, 12:25
but Sammi, my AK has an AMERICAN made reciever !

samurairabbi
09-13-2009, 12:45
but Sammi, my AK has an AMERICAN made reciever !
Ahhhhh, Grasshopper, such thinking glosses over a pronounced philosophical anomily ... annomoly ... anomely ... ISSUE that even the primitive 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy) would speedily notice. The AK is a foreign nameplate; like the Honda's assembled in Ohio, each AK produced in our country means royalty cash flow to beyond our sanctfied borders! Such a flow of wealth is a blow our position in the world ... (Ahhhh, Rabbi) ... WHAT! ... (The patents covering the AK expired LONG ago! No money is flowing anywhere besides our pockets!) ... Hmmmm ... Okay ... Hosing down a PO with an AK shall be considered a non-heretical act! (Just try to stay away from using surplus Commie ammo.)

VN350X10
09-13-2009, 13:59
Got that covered....'bout 3K of Winnie soft points !

recv'r.note....
Is Ohio considered a furrin country ? I mean, what with Honda's & all.

uncle

ChuteTheMall
09-13-2009, 14:12
(Just try to stay away from using surplus Commie ammo.)

The new commercial ammo from Russia is much better.:banana:

http://ammoexperts.com/images/762fmj.jpg
http://ammoexperts.com/images/A762HPNSB.jpg
http://ammoexperts.com/images/AB762HP.gif
http://ammoexperts.com/images/ba762.jpg

ChuteTheMall
09-13-2009, 14:30
Other new commercial options include:

http://easttexfirearms.com/shop2/images/uploads/am1401_L.jpg.png

http://media.midwayusa.com/highres/481507.jpg

ChuteTheMall
09-13-2009, 14:41
http://tucsonshooting.com/pic/2007-9/00-9-7-07-066.jpg

The Rainbow Coalition approves of these shenanigans.

VN350X10
09-13-2009, 14:42
I save the Lapua brass for my Mauser bolt gun in 7.62x39. The Winchester is fantastic also, but the brass quality of Lapua can't be beat !

MinervaDoe
09-13-2009, 18:48
I save the Lapua brass for my Mauser bolt gun in 7.62x39. The Winchester is fantastic also, but the brass quality of Lapua can't be beat !
:dancingbanana:OMG, that must be an awesome plinker.

Does anybody have a sauce for Zorcon steaks? I find the flavor a bit gamey for my taste. Somebody said it was their diet of Huxberry roots and Schenckler nuts, but I've heard that the feedlot steaks taste about the same.

VN350X10
09-13-2009, 18:57
Marinate the steaks in "N"Sweat Lager for 24 hrs, & grill over a VERY hot mesquite fire, with just a handful of crabapple chips thrown on IMMEDIETLY before putting the steaks on.
Fire should be no more than 2" away from the grilling surface, you want it HOT !!!
Sears in the moisture, removes the gamey taste & most important, DON'T OVERCOOK, it makes them tough as hell & gives a bitter flavor.
Cutting them at least 1 1/2" tghick helps a lot too.
If you don't have "N"Sweat lager, Coca-Cola works, but needs a 48 hr soak, in the fridg of course. You can then eliminate the crabapple smoke, otherwise they come out too sweet.
As far as a sauce, 1/4 lb unsalted butter, melted, with 3 Tbsp. Lea & Perrins. No other wostershire should be used, don't have the right flavor !

uncle albert

(P.S. this formulae is from Mongo, he's a FANTASTIC Chef)

samurairabbi
09-13-2009, 21:39
For this superb recipe, wild rice would be an excellent side dish.

G33
09-13-2009, 23:54
Guns = good.
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-14-2009, 19:43
Guns = good.
:supergrin:
Beer = good.
Partying = good.
Chamber session = good.
Efficient non-predatory embezzlement = good.
5-4 Supreme Court decisions = good (when they break YOUR way)

G33
09-14-2009, 20:01
Beer = good.
Partying = good.
Chamber session = good.
Efficient non-predatory embezzlement = good.
5-4 Supreme Court decisions = good (when they break YOUR way)

Words.
:supergrin:

Two Guns
09-15-2009, 20:06
Back to the top!!!

samurairabbi
09-16-2009, 11:21
Words.
:supergrin:
... A Dungeon specialty! ...

samurairabbi
09-17-2009, 22:28
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

As part of the recent obnoxious behavior events, I propose the Penthouse and Dungeon types get with this fashionable trend. As the Dungeon part of this proposal, I offer the following:

- The Dungeon types will adopt a subtle, yet perceptable, surliness in our dealings with the Penthouse faithful on administrative items supporting the Lagoon activities.

- The Dungeon service staff will allow the average beer service time in the 10-Ring facility to creep up by a full 1.2 seconds.

We await feedback from the Penthouse residents on this proposal, and offer our assistance on coming up with obnoxious, yet still classy, conduct to implement the Penthouse effort on this issue.

MinervaDoe
09-17-2009, 23:20
Maybe Mongo can boil the rules down for me.

G33
09-18-2009, 10:48
Found my top.
Sent to Mongo for filter.
:supergrin::wavey:

samurairabbi
09-18-2009, 23:31
Found my top.
Sent to Mongo for filter.
:supergrin::wavey:
Dungeon types are willing to assist you in fitting the replacement top.

G33
09-18-2009, 23:37
:supergrin::supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
09-19-2009, 15:01
MOVED to Page 394


Nice avatar, G33! :banana: Now, turn around and smile!:cool:

G33
09-19-2009, 15:11
:tongueout::rofl::faint:

_The_Shadow
09-19-2009, 17:45
Someone let the TOP Down!

samurairabbi
09-19-2009, 19:56
Nice avatar, G33! :banana: Now, turn around and smile!:cool:

Why is there never a drill sargeant around to yell "About Face!", when you could REALLY use one!

ChuteTheMall
09-19-2009, 20:07
I just wanted to see if that water was cold.

G33
09-19-2009, 20:57
I just wanted to see if that water was cold.

:rofl:

ChuteTheMall
09-20-2009, 20:19
Bet you weren't expecting this:


http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/654/hillary2.jpg


:shocked:

MinervaDoe
09-20-2009, 20:49
Is that a big ope sore over her right eye. Oh, that is nasty.

samurairabbi
09-20-2009, 21:11
Is that a big ope sore over her right eye. Oh, that is nasty.

Probably not an open lesion; the Dungeon Medical Staff thinks it is a fat deposit that the lighting is catching and emphasizing. Just be thankful we don't have to see that grim visage everyday on coverage of the Presidency.

To those who see little difference between Hillary and Obama, permit me to offer an old tailoring joke:

Tailor's customer: "This suit jacket is so tight it hurts!"
Tailor: "Try on the pants. They're so tight you'll forget all about the jacket!"

G33
09-24-2009, 20:34
Leather
Frisky
:supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
09-24-2009, 20:37
Leather
Frisky
:supergrin:

Vinyl
Squeaky
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-24-2009, 21:26
Leather
Frisky
:supergrin:
New Avatar
Intriguing
:supergrin:

VN350X10
09-25-2009, 20:39
did I miss a party ?

TARDIS has been a bit of a problem, some of the control systems are getting tired.
Time for a few updates. Must fast-fwd & see what is going to become avaliable in the next 20K years or so.
Be back in just a bit.

uncle

MinervaDoe
09-25-2009, 21:51
:picard: Be back in just a bit.

uncle
:grill::lv702:
Time travel is so phrase altering. I 'hear' that you start using ambiguous phrases like tad and smidgen.

I personally think the Plutarkian Empire makes awesome control switches, but if you're stuck in 21st century Earth, KMelco makes some cute programmable controllers which can keep your Tardis limping along.

VN350X10
09-25-2009, 21:58
Like I said, I intend to see what's going to become avaliable. TARDIS is stable enough for a 30K round trip, so if I limit myself to only the next 20, I have a safe margin of error.
I'd HATE to get stuck far in the future & miss a Lagoon party !

uncle

MinervaDoe
09-25-2009, 22:24
I know what you mean. Those temporal distress beacons can be so if-fy. The last time I had a major component break while in the future, it was such a hassel getting them to accept script currency. I mean the stuff can be duplicated on any replicator machine that a five year old can operate. I ended up swapping the spare tire from my Mark VIII for some fissionable material, but it was tough finding something they valued. Uncle Max's false teeth seemed to have some value too, but fortunately, we were able to escape with them still in place.

VN350X10
09-25-2009, 22:31
Just in case, I plan on taking a N.I.B. G20 & 1000 rds of DoubleTap ammo.
I've yet to find any place that didn't recognize the value of superior weaponry.
Also some good single-malt scotch & fine cigars. Possibly even the distribuitor from a '62 Edsel, complete w/coil & wires. Antiques are always a safe bet.


uncle

samurairabbi
09-26-2009, 00:26
:faint:Just in case, I plan on taking a N.I.B. G20 & 1000 rds of DoubleTap ammo.
I've yet to find any place that didn't recognize the value of superior weaponry.
Only 1000 rounds on your trip, Unkle? I suggest more; with only 1K, an understrength mechanized brigade could brush you aside with little trouble.

10mm DoubleTap is also extraordinarily good trading value, even if you don't run into trouble.

G33
09-26-2009, 14:36
1K rounds of DT ammo?
That is Hot!
:faint::embarassed:

samurairabbi
09-26-2009, 16:12
1K rounds of DT ammo?
That is Hot!
:faint::embarassed:
... almost as hot at your Avatar!

G33
09-26-2009, 17:09
... almost as hot at your Avatar!

:courtsie:

VN350X10
09-26-2009, 18:40
There ARE other tactical avalibilities onboard TARDIS.....the 1K is for trade value, not defense.
The defenses are even MORE formidible than a 10MM ! (Ripley's Belileve it or Not might have a hard time grasping this!)

uncle shall have NO problems in this department. Believe.


uncle

samurairabbi
09-26-2009, 19:13
There ARE other tactical avalibilities onboard TARDIS.....the 1K is for trade value, not defense.
The defenses are even MORE formidible than a 10MM !
Advice from the Dungeon financial types: 5K of 10mm DoubleTap would fit nicely into the internal lower equipment bay on the starboard side of the Tardis. That amount of ammo would make your trip a real moneymaker!

VN350X10
09-27-2009, 01:01
That IS a possibility Rabbi, but then where would I put the "N"Sweat Lager ? The port side bay isn't refrigerated....

Time to consult with Engineer151515 on this matter (anti-matter?)

uncle

samurairabbi
09-27-2009, 20:14
That IS a possibility Rabbi, but then where would I put the "N"Sweat Lager ? The port side bay isn't refrigerated....
The lower auxiliary storage bay is now refrigerated. That section was reworked to keep Suze and Twee-Twee content on their shopping trips; you know how picky they are in keeping their "perishable" purchases properly stored during transport. When YOU are using Tardis, that compartment would be available.

ChuteTheMall
09-27-2009, 20:32
MOVED to Page 395:banana:









Well, somebody's gotta do it.:animlol:

VN350X10
09-27-2009, 21:44
Well Rabbi, that changes the logistics of the trip a bit.....in my favor.
I wasn't aware that the changeover had been done; I never question the ladies purchases or requirements on their shopping runs.
(Mom raised a FAT kid, not a STUPID one)

uncle

samurairabbi
09-28-2009, 03:12
Well Rabbi, that changes the logistics of the trip a bit.....in my favor.
I wasn't aware that the changeover had been done;
The Dungeon admin people apologize for the oversight in failing to keep you informed of this capability improvement. The formally submitted notice turns out to be in that pillar of paper that constitutes Tazz's in-basket. We should not have left YOU hanging on this notification due to action of the marginally adequate Penthouse administrative operation (pardon my redundancy).

VN350X10
09-28-2009, 06:35
Tazz has got so much piled up in his "IN" basket .......
If all of that paper was still growing as trees, there'd be no global warming...
The rain forest would still be intact....


uncle

bac1023
09-28-2009, 20:54
MOVED to Page 395:banana:









Well, somebody's gotta do it.:animlol:

:rofl:

Yeah, its almost to 10,000 posts. :wow:

samurairabbi
09-29-2009, 00:57
Tazz has got so much piled up in his "IN" basket .......
If all of that paper was still growing as trees, there'd be no global warming...
The rain forest would still be intact....
Unkle, the Dungeon admin types have a minor confession to make: When we want to stall on handling an admin item, we slip it into Tazz's in-basket. That buys us a bunch of time!

Bullman
09-29-2009, 06:42
I was going to teach Tazz origami to help with the IN box stuff, I figured he could look while he folded. However, I had to learn it first and I never really got past the "turning a dollar bill into a bowtie" lesson. Then the silly government changed the shape of all the money so the bowties don't even turn out right unless you use an old buck, and it doesn't work good unless they are crisp.

Anyway, I have been hanging out in the east paddock for a while, sorta bummed.

engineer151515
09-29-2009, 19:36
<-- Big Bullman fan.

NS Beer production is maxed for the upcoming 10,000 post party.

The Dungeon is absolutely humming . . . .

Bullman, the Dungeon keg stockers may need you help when it comes time to hoist these up to the High Condo party.

samurairabbi
09-30-2009, 23:04
NS Beer production is maxed for the upcoming 10,000 post party.

The Dungeon is absolutely humming . . .
Important clarification: The 10,000 post PREPARATION party and the 10,000 post PRE-party both precede the OFFICIAL 10,000 post party. We would hate to have any incoherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) overlook these important preliminary celebrations.

samurairabbi
10-01-2009, 21:09
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY PUBLICITY ANNOUNCEMENT

The Dungeon Linguistics Unit has learned an amusing aspect of the Chicago 2016 Olympics bid: The venue for the shooting events will be the site of the 1927 St. Valentine's Day Massacre. We admire the appreciation by the authorities of this subtle historical linkage.

G33
10-01-2009, 22:21
Neato!
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-02-2009, 02:17
Neato!
:supergrin:
Fooled ya! A psychotic 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) cooked up that Chicago rumor; we LSPS(BBB)DP's just played along to keep the Penthouse types amused.

We already miss your previous Avatar, Twee-Twee.

G33
10-02-2009, 02:58
:tongueout:1929 and the dog-GSD survived.:tongueout:

samurairabbi
10-02-2009, 03:16
:tongueout:1929 and the dog-GSD survived.:tongueout:
The Dungeon Historical Research Division thanks you for correcting our error on the date. I guess we were too busy sneaking into the Penthouse party sessions to do our job properly. Obviously, a Chamber Session is warranted for this error.

G33
10-02-2009, 21:32
:devilish:

samurairabbi
10-03-2009, 00:10
Chicago got zapped. This means the 10-Ring Facility now has about 20 open dates in 2016 to fill. Get your scheduling suggestions in soon.

Bullman
10-03-2009, 03:47
How about a vacation to Rio, should be a great party.

samurairabbi
10-03-2009, 05:57
How about a vacation to Rio, should be a great party.
Extraordinary idea, Bull! The Dungeon admin types can have the 10-Ring Resort Annex in Rio up and running in time for the big event. That will protect the 10-Ring faithful from ripoff hotel rates.

Bullman
10-03-2009, 11:23
Oh oh oh oh, I have an idea. don't know how kosher this is, cause I get the feeling people don't bet on the Olympics. But.... We take the tardis to the Olympics, then come back and go to the Olympics and we take the lions share of profits to fund a party... Or use the money for some noble project *cough snort*

samurairabbi
10-04-2009, 22:22
A logic question to test the befuddled 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy):

Five 40-shooters and one 10mm-shooter are on a firing line. Each fires one shot. Observers hear "bang bang BOOM bang bang bang". Which is the 10-shooter?

susan28
10-04-2009, 22:28
A logic question to test the befuddled 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy):

Five 40-shooters and one 10mm-shooter are on a firing line. Each fires one shot. Observers hear "bang bang BOOM bang bang bang". Which is the 10-shooter?

none of them, they're observers! as far as which observer is the 10-fan, probably the deaf one :)

samurairabbi
10-04-2009, 22:33
none of them, they're observers! as far as which observer is the 10-fan, probably the deaf one :)
Hmmm ... Suze seems to be in cantankerous mode. Okay. Try this one:

If a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

susan28
10-04-2009, 23:13
Hmmm ... Suze seems to be in cantankerous mode. Okay. Try this one:

If a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

oh yes, always! the wrongness is congenital, we're just "observers".. we ten-chix, however, can't hear you, so there's nothing to ***** about, and our 10-dudes couldn't hear us if we did~ another perk of the 10: domestic tranquility!

samurairabbi
10-05-2009, 00:25
oh yes, always! the wrongness is congenital, we're just "observers".. we ten-chix, however, can't hear you, so there's nothing to ***** about, and our 10-dudes couldn't hear us if we did~ another perk of the 10: domestic tranquility!
Ahhh yes! ... The operational doctrine of Comprehensive Selectivity ... almost as important as Anticipatory Hindsight ... or Retroactive Clairevoyance.

Bannack
10-06-2009, 20:56
The bar is open I heard :drink::drunk::drunk::drunk:

samurairabbi
10-06-2009, 21:53
The bar is open I heard :drink::drunk::drunk::drunk:
Of course the bar is open. The bar is ALWAYS open. The only time the 10-Ring bar has not been open was during the 40-caliber snap cap scandal on the underground firing range a few years ago. Except for this instance, the bar has been in constant service to the 10-Ring faithful.

Bullman
10-07-2009, 07:16
Of course the bar is open. The bar is ALWAYS open. The only time the 10-Ring bar has not been open was during the 40-caliber snap cap scandal on the underground firing range a few years ago. Except for this instance, the bar has been in constant service to the 10-Ring faithful.


Now Rabbi, it wasn't that the bar wasn't open, it's just that no one was there for 5 minutes while everyone staggered down to the range to confirm that bet between mongo and that darlek we used to keep around that came back from a tardis trip (I am glad mongo won the bet, never liked that darlek guy anyway). So I guess what I am getting at was the bar really closed? or was it that it gave the staff time to get a full re stock and actually take a 3 minute break (they are very efficient that bunch)

samurairabbi
10-08-2009, 04:11
Now Rabbi, it wasn't that the bar wasn't open, it's just that no one was there for 5 minutes while everyone staggered down to the range to confirm that bet between mongo and that darlek we used to keep around that came back from a tardis trip (I am glad mongo won the bet, never liked that darlek guy anyway). So I guess what I am getting at was the bar really closed? or was it that it gave the staff time to get a full re stock and actually take a 3 minute break (they are very efficient that bunch)
Bull, you are correct that it was lack of business that caused that 5-minute gap while the staggering 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) were figuring out which way was up on the Mongo/darlek bet. However, the Dungeon Accounting and Tax people determined that we would get significant depreciation and tax benefits if we formally declared the bar closed for that short period. So we went with the profitable move; not to do so would have been ... uncivilized!

Bullman
10-08-2009, 09:38
True, plus there was actually a significant loss of revenue while the bar was "closed". As I recall that sort of backed up our storage on N*ppl* Sweat. Had I not been near a tap at the time, we might have had overflow problems up the line. Sometimes the penthouse people don't realize how much actual revenue comes from the consumption around here, probably because of the constant buzz. Which helps with the skim too of course :supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-09-2009, 01:45
True, plus there was actually a significant loss of revenue while the bar was "closed". As I recall that sort of backed up our storage on N*ppl* Sweat. Had I not been near a tap at the time, we might have had overflow problems up the line. ...
Bull, your presence at the tap during that backup was useful, but not truly vital. Eng151515 had anticipated the (admittedly unlikely) event of total loss of consumer draw on NS product, and had installed a superb backpressure recovery shunt assembly on the NS Delivery System. We have calculated that the NS system could withstand a 23-minute loss of consumer load. This is far longer than the guzzling 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) could stand.

Bullman
10-09-2009, 04:05
Well, I did want to feel like I was doing my part :supergrin:

Besides, it would simply be bad form if everyone around here quit drinking all at once, even if it was just for five minutes.

samurairabbi
10-09-2009, 04:15
\Besides, it would simply be bad form if everyone around here quit drinking all at once, even if it was just for five minutes.
Don't think of it as bad form. Rather, think of it as a necessary ultimate stress test to demonstrate the capability of the 10-Ring to actually cease drinking, even if for an admittedly short time.

engineer151515
10-11-2009, 08:11
Eng151515 had anticipated the (admittedly unlikely) event of total loss of consumer draw on NS product, and had installed a superb backpressure recovery shunt assembly on the NS Delivery System. We have calculated that the NS system could withstand a 23-minute loss of consumer load.

Yup.

After 23 minutes of drinking the slack, the whole Dungeon Engineering Crew is headed for the bathroom.

Cause . . . that's a lotta NS Beer.

G33
10-11-2009, 18:18
Being the designated Tardis driver...
When the guys go to the Head...
I play with all the settings!
WEEEEEEE!
:rofl:

samurairabbi
10-11-2009, 18:51
After 23 minutes of drinking the slack, the whole Dungeon Engineering Crew is headed for the bathroom.

Cause . . . that's a lotta NS Beer.
Eng, we kinda' like to keep it low-key about the Dungeon staff hitting the NS brew that hard. The easily fooled Penthouse types (pardon my redundancy) have bought into my doubletalk about the superb backpressure recovery shunt assembly on the NS Delivery System. They have not yet tumbled onto the fact that the Dungeon types use the pressure control issue as an excuse to drink the stuff themselves! It may be desirable to keep it that way.

G33
10-11-2009, 21:04
Jes, and I plug my Wet-Vac into that system in The Chamber.
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-11-2009, 21:19
Jes, and I plug my Wet-Vac into that system in The Chamber.
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:
When your wet-vac is plugged into that system, do you run it on "Suck" or on "Blow"? ... (with apologies to "Spaceballs")

G33
10-12-2009, 00:00
Depends...
:tongueout:

samurairabbi
10-12-2009, 00:14
Depends...
:tongueout:
... On what?

G33
10-12-2009, 05:24
Mood...
:rofl:

VN350X10
10-12-2009, 10:33
G33 can feel free to plug into uncle at ANY time.....
in ANY mode.....

with or without (perish the thought!) "N.S." Lager.....

G33
10-12-2009, 11:56
Mode...:supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-12-2009, 22:33
Mode...:supergrin:

Ahhhhh ... My favorite dessert: Pie a' la mode!

susan28
10-12-2009, 22:42
Ahhhhh ... My favorite dessert: Pie a' la mode!

mmmm Pi.. i love it when he gets mathematical..

samurairabbi
10-12-2009, 22:51
mmmm Pi.. i love it when he gets mathematical..

"Pie are NOT square ... pie are round!"

susan28
10-12-2009, 22:56
"Pie are NOT square ... pie are round!"

please pass on my thanks to Chef Mongo for the grammar-matics lesson :)

VN350X10
10-13-2009, 20:43
That's correct Rabbi, Pi are round....

Cornbread are square !

Bullman
10-13-2009, 20:46
I went to Cracker Barrell just the other day and had a cornbread muffin that was round, how do we explain that?

samurairabbi
10-13-2009, 20:51
I went to Cracker Barrell just the other day and had a cornbread muffin that was round, how do we explain that?

Space/Time continuum rift ...

VN350X10
10-13-2009, 20:52
serves you right for eating at a crack barrellll

next time ask Mongo for some REAL cornbread !

samurairabbi
10-14-2009, 02:39
Permit me the temerity to interrupt the pie/cornbread conundrum with an announcement of reasonable importance in my transition to full 10-Ring membership.

I have obtained another 29. This supplements my two 20's, a 20C, a 29 upper half which is mounted on a lowly 30 lower, and a 6" custom barrel for use on any of the 20's. I submit this new 29 acquisition for consideration by the seasoned 10-Ring faithful.

My lapses back to the sphere of the old/slow 45 world have, unfortunately, continued, even after these major acquisitions of the 10mm world. These lapses, of course, maintain my privileges in savoring the exquisite experiences provided by Suze and Twee-Twee in the Chamber ... Whoops! ... I mean: endure the ruthlessly depraved punishment inflicted on me by them in their diabolical Chamber sessions! Suffering seems to be my lot in my inability to live up to full 10-Ring standards.

G33
10-14-2009, 03:09
:tempted:

engineer151515
10-14-2009, 12:34
please pass on my thanks to Chef Mongo for the grammar-matics lesson :)

Susan !!!


:wavey::wavey::wavey:

susan28
10-14-2009, 13:55
hey eng!! :wavey:

engineer151515
10-14-2009, 15:13
hey eng!! :wavey:

<<-- has missed your fine self.

susan28
10-14-2009, 16:26
<<-- has missed your fine self.

awwww shucks! :embarassed:

well hopefully Geesie has been keeping you warm and sammi in line in my absensce ;)

::padding over to the freezer for a slushie:: mmmmmmmeow..

G33
10-14-2009, 16:54
:supergrin::wavey:

engineer151515
10-14-2009, 17:06
<-- Has permanent soft spot for Geesie.

Somewhere on my skull, no doubt.

G33
10-14-2009, 20:01
<-- Has permanent soft spot for Geesie.

Somewhere on my skull, no doubt.

:whistling::wavey:

VN350X10
10-14-2009, 21:01
A noble purchase Rabbi, but you are still a bit light in the 10MM dept.
Another 5 or 6 should do it, and at this point, it's not even mandatory that they be Glocks.
That would be like rejecting redheads & brunettes for the sake of blond exclusivity.
Might I suggest perhaps a 10MM wheelgun ?


uncle

susan28
10-14-2009, 21:10
Permit me the temerity to interrupt the pie/cornbread conundrum with an announcement of reasonable importance in my transition to full 10-Ring membership.

I have obtained another 29. This supplements my two 20's, a 20C, a 29 upper half which is mounted on a lowly 30 lower, and a 6" custom barrel for use on any of the 20's. I submit this new 29 acquisition for consideration by the seasoned 10-Ring faithful.

My lapses back to the sphere of the old/slow 45 world have, unfortunately, continued, even after these major acquisitions of the 10mm world. These lapses, of course, maintain my privileges in savoring the exquisite experiences provided by Suze and Twee-Twee in the Chamber ... Whoops! ... I mean: endure the ruthlessly depraved punishment inflicted on me by them in their diabolical Chamber sessions! Suffering seems to be my lot in my inability to live up to full 10-Ring standards.

Good Glock he's got more 10's than me now, where did those come from?! but when i get my Delta back from Goshen it will more than even the scales.. i do need a wheelgun tho, Six Fo Sho..

uncle, have you been in full possession of the Tardis since entering the Penthouse Complex, and has anyone opened your range bag?

but, uhh, a 29 top on a 30 bottom? that sounds unstable even by Penthouse standards..

VN350X10
10-14-2009, 21:30
TARDIS has made a few beer runs & served as personal transportation for the 2 weeks that uncle was without his pickup truck, but my range bag has been secure the entire time.
A 29 top on a 30 bottom is not uncle's idea of a proper companion....

now a 42 top with a 34 bottom might just float uncle's boat thou......and would net a tryout for the Swedish Bikini Team !

samurairabbi
10-14-2009, 22:11
but, uhh, a 29 top on a 30 bottom? that sounds unstable even by Penthouse standards..
Suze, a Chamber Session may be in order to punish this reprehensible lapse by me in 10-Ring uniformity protocols.

susan28
10-14-2009, 22:17
Suze, a Chamber Session may be in order to punish this reprehensible lapse by me in 10-Ring uniformity protocols.

off with you then!!

Bullman
10-14-2009, 22:25
A noble purchase Rabbi, but you are still a bit light in the 10MM dept.
Another 5 or 6 should do it, and at this point, it's not even mandatory that they be Glocks.
That would be like rejecting redheads & brunettes for the sake of blond exclusivity.
Might I suggest perhaps a 10MM wheelgun ?


uncle

May I even be so bold as to suggest a CUSTOM 10mm wheel gun. Nothing like a custom firearm to firmly imbed oneself in their favorite caliber of choice. I think it says that you truly believe when you go that extra step.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/dabullmanp9/GPGrips1.jpg

susan28
10-14-2009, 22:33
28 <~~~ agrees with Bullman, show tha love!

that's a beauty Bull!

samurairabbi
10-15-2009, 11:14
off with you then!!
I love it when you talk dirty to me!

susan28
10-15-2009, 11:37
I love it when you talk dirty to me!

i know, boy, i know.. now put on your restraints, you filthy piece of chamber-sludge, and make them tight! i'm going to slather you in Blue Slip and present you to Geesie's boa - no, not the feathered one you little pervert! - that should make for an amusing afternoon!

VN350X10
10-15-2009, 15:44
Bull, that's a DAO GP 100 isn't it ?

Fine pc of hardware !

Needs just a bit more barrel for uncle's tastes, but that's just personal preference.

Bullman
10-15-2009, 18:02
not really a true DAO, just no hammer spur so you can't really thumb it back. It still has a single action sear though.

samurairabbi
10-15-2009, 20:18
... you filthy piece of chamber-sludge ...
Wow! I'm moving up in the world! Once I was Chamber Sink Scum. Then I was promoted to Chamber Floor Sweepings. Now I have moved up to Chamber Sludge! Perhaps, with effort, I may someday achieve the esteemed rank of Chamber Floor CLEANER.

G33
10-16-2009, 06:22
Moving up.
Light headed?
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-17-2009, 23:49
Duty requires that I interrupt my Chamber Punishment Sequence to address an important 10-Ring administrative issue. This issue is the approaching DOUBLE celebration.

The approaching 400th page will be celebrated at the START of the 400th page. The approaching 10,000th post celebration will commence at the END of the 400th page. These two celebrations, while not simultaneous, are timed closed enough together to cause certain administrative and endurance considerations worth addressing.

The Dungeon types can carry the admin load supporting this big double event with only a minimal temporary increase in the embezzlement percentage. We also stand ready to instantly assist any 10-Ringers who experience any stamina lapse while celebrating ths unprecedented party sequence. We anticipate no problems in maintaining the NS supply, since Eng15 has done exemplary work in increasing production capacity to meet celebration requirements.

susan28
10-17-2009, 23:57
Wood Work! COME OUT OF IT!!

i mean, Good Work, get to it~~

samurairabbi
10-18-2009, 00:01
Wood Work! COME OUT OF IT!!

i mean, Good Work, get to it~~
Cleaely, Suze is inexperienced in posting to this thread while sober!

ChuteTheMall
10-18-2009, 00:32
MOVED to Page 398

:banana:

Bullman
10-18-2009, 03:54
Oh my poor liver

samurairabbi
10-18-2009, 04:13
Oh my poor liver
Be of good cheer, Bull. The 10-Ring Resort Medical Center is on full mobilization alert for the upcoming blowouts. They will have full blood monitoring/filtration gear set up. Tazz may not realize that his favored Swedish Bikini Team has a good representation of Registered Nurses, and are fully qualified to administer medical treatment to salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) even while raising the members' ... morale.

samurairabbi
10-21-2009, 04:05
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY PROTOCOL ISSUE

Forgive me the faux pau of two consecutive posts, but my transitional status within the 10-Ring makes me check with the long-time 10mm faithful with an important protocol question. The .40S&W snapcap scandal from a few years ago prompts my caution.

At the Indy gunshow this weekend, all firearms at our tables are rendered temporarily unable to discharge a cartridge. This is done either with a reduced firing pin, or with safe-t-stix. I will have several of my 10mm Glocks as part of our Armorer's setup. I wish to secure them with safe-t-stix. The only suitable sticks commercially available are labelled with .40 markings. These .40 sticks will do the job in the 10mm firearms, but they do, to some extent, profane the noble 10mm caliber with that demeaning .40 caliber label. So my question: Will the 10mm faithful forgive my lapse in using .40-labelled safe-t-stix in my 10mm firearms? I emphasize, I am considering this heinous act ONLY for compelling safety reasons.

Thank you for interrupting your partying to consider this issue.

G33
10-21-2009, 05:12
My lawyers advise that you will state in the future that the .40 was a misprint from the factory. In point of fact, said devices were indeed 10mm.
Next Q?
:supergrin::supergrin:

engineer151515
10-21-2009, 05:45
These .40 sticks will do the job in the 10mm firearms, but they do, to some extent, profane the noble 10mm caliber with that demeaning .40 caliber label.


The Dungeon Engineering Crew can engineer a solution . . . .

My lawyers advise that you will state in the future that the .40 was a misprint from the factory. In point of fact, said devices were indeed 10mm.
Next Q?
:supergrin::supergrin:


Lawyers?

That's gonna slow things down.

I don't think the phased plasma label changer in the 40 watt range is gonna pass liability criteria. . .

Bullman
10-21-2009, 08:47
Hey Eng, just what you see in the tool box man.....

:supergrin:

Like the Avi G, sorta like a kitty Dexter.

G33
10-21-2009, 10:12
Hey Eng, just what you see in the tool box man.....

:supergrin:

Like the Avi G, sorta like a kitty Dexter.

:wavey::wavey:

susan28
10-21-2009, 13:17
i vote a variance in this instance (but not a precedential one, mind you!), provided the stix themselves aren't labelled and that no member of the public is made aware of their true nomenclature and the reputation of the 10 is manitained (sammi's rep is not at issue here, he is "beneath reproach").

samurairabbi
10-22-2009, 15:35
The Dungeon doubletalk crews are grateful to the participating 10-Ringers for their assistance in moderating the detrimental associative effect of using 40 caliber safe-t-stix in my esteemed 10mm firearms at this weekend's gun show. With your efforts, complemented by certain creative initiatives by the LSPS(BBB)DP's, we Dungeon types feel ready to take on anyone about anything at any time whatsoever over this weekend.

VN350X10
10-22-2009, 20:13
In the future,. the .40 S&W shall be henceforth known as the "10MM short".
In it's history & development, that is what it really is, so it shall be called by it's proper name.

uncle

Bullman
10-22-2009, 21:32
We could call it 10mm kurz, that would give it a sort of European (read gay ) flavor to it. :supergrin:

VN350X10
10-22-2009, 21:37
May as well keep calling it the .40 S(hort)&W(eak).

Bullman
10-22-2009, 21:40
Doubletap does it's best to bring it up to where it needs to be.... too bad the Sheriff dictates our duty ammo carry, I would carry some of Mike's hot stuff.

VN350X10
10-22-2009, 21:43
Bull, it's sounding like it's time to get the Sheriff out shooting & turn him into a gun-guy instead of a desk jockey !

Bullman
10-22-2009, 22:07
I think he considers himself a gun guy. He carries a G36 I believe, or a 30.

samurairabbi
10-22-2009, 22:57
May as well keep calling it the .40 S(hort)&W(eak).
The dedicated 10-Ringer should not even be forced to refer to that caliber by ANY name, even that parody .40Short&Weak moniker. The Dungeon Linguistics/Semantics Operations suggest we refer to it with poorly concealed distain as ... that "other" caliber.

VN350X10
10-22-2009, 23:02
If he wants to use a platform that size, you must bring him around to uncle's version....

He must come over to the Dark Side & carry a G29.....

samurairabbi
10-24-2009, 01:32
.40 SAFE-T-STIX GUNSHOW STATUS CHECK

Day one of the Indy gunshow passed without incident. None of the clueless gunshow customers (pardon my redundancy) came anywhere close to noticing our private scandal with use of the safe-t-stix. With luck, this lack of gunshow denizen comprehension will continue the rest of the weekend, and we 10-Ring resort regulars can wallow in the delicious celebration of our illicit guilt.

More later, as things develop.

samurairabbi
10-24-2009, 18:20
.40 SAFE-T-STIX GUNSHOW STATUS CHECK

Day 2 of the gunshow is complete. One vigilant person did notice the .40 safe-t-stix in the G20 I was using. Disaster was averted when I quickly concocted a story about the 10-Ring research effort using low-budget marginally adequate materials to survey production possibilites for safety devices worthy of carrying 10-Ring sponsorship. The vigilant customer complimented our judgement in tolerating the demeaning .40 label as part of our economy measures in our worthy research effort. All things considered, it was a classy con job.

G33
10-24-2009, 18:50
:supergrin:

susan28
10-24-2009, 20:19
:thumbsup:

_The_Shadow
10-26-2009, 21:47
Well I see I haven't missed the 10,000th yet only 52 more to go!

Greetings to all!:wavey:

samurairabbi
10-26-2009, 22:25
Well I see I haven't missed the 10,000th yet only 52 more to go!

Greetings to all!:wavey:
Just a heads-up from the Dungeon Scheduling Advisory Service, Shadow. The 400th Page Celebration comes 25 posts before the 10,000th Post Celebration. This big double whammy celebration may take a lot of stamina for the celebrants to fully enjoy; hope you kept up your conditioning program.

MinervaDoe
10-26-2009, 23:34
We used to shoot a depleted uranium 200 grain 10mm cartridge and then we figured, "what the heck", why use the depleted stuff when the live stuff is so much more effective.

samurairabbi
10-27-2009, 00:57
We used to shoot a depleted uranium 200 grain 10mm cartridge and then we figured, "what the heck", why use the depleted stuff when the live stuff is so much more effective.
The phrase "so much more effective" may be an understatement. A 200 grain 10mm bullet fashioned from refined U-235 into a jacketed hollow point (producing a crude but effective shaped-charge effect) could readily penetrate the 16" turret-face armor of an Iowa class battleship, and usually disable the entire turret! This MAY be one of the reasons the Iowa's were deactived; those 10mm rounds spooked the navy bigshots, even though all the rounds were in friendly 10-Ring hands.

G33
10-27-2009, 04:46
Spooked the spooks?
:supergrin::supergrin:

samurairabbi
10-27-2009, 23:18
Spooked the spooks?
:supergrin::supergrin:
We were the spooker ... they were the spookee!

samurairabbi
11-03-2009, 03:53
Listen up, you 10-Ring reprobates (pardon my redundancy). Here is the official listing of the parties associated with the dual 400th-page/10000th-post celebration:

400th Page Planning Party
400th Page Preparation Party
400th Page Anticipatory Party
400th Page Pre-Party
400th Page Party
400th Page Post-Pary
400th Page Wrap-up Party
400th Page Evaluation Party
400th Page Nostalgia Party
10000th Post Planning Party
10000th Post Preparation Party
10000th Post Anticipatory Party
(We think you can finish out the pattern on your own)

MinervaDoe
11-03-2009, 10:12
The phrase "so much more effective" may be an understatement. A 200 grain 10mm bullet fashioned from refined U-235 into a jacketed hollow point (producing a crude but effective shaped-charge effect) could readily penetrate the 16" turret-face armor of an Iowa class battleship, and usually disable the entire turret! This MAY be one of the reasons the Iowa's were deactived; those 10mm rounds spooked the navy bigshots, even though all the rounds were in friendly 10-Ring hands.
The mighty U-235 JHP 10mm has rendered more than an entire class of battleships completely obsolete. As an acronym, it takes a backseat to nothing. They are so potent, that Steven Segal does not even fill the hollow points with Mercury, Chuck Norris alternates U-235 JHP 10mm with 10mm full metal jacket rounds just to be sporting and attempts have been made to amend the Geneva Convention to ban the round.

samurairabbi
11-03-2009, 13:09
Chuck Norris alternates U-235 JHP 10mm with 10mm full metal jacket rounds just to be sporting
Hmmmm ... 10mm vs. Chuck Norris ... An interesting quandary for the 10mm faithful ... but perhaps consideration of this question should be deferred until after the upcoming dual celebration.

MinervaDoe
11-03-2009, 13:51
... but perhaps consideration of this question should be deferred until after the upcoming dual celebration. I doth quath in anticipation.
:pepper::cheers::drink::tequila::devildance:

VN350X10
11-03-2009, 16:40
One possible failing I see here......

Will there be ENOUGH of the various libations required for a group of celebrations of such magnitude ??

Has ENGINEER151515 been contacted about possible shortages of "N"Sweat Lager ??

Do we have any sort of backup plan if we fall short ?

One must be practical !

uncle

samurairabbi
11-03-2009, 16:52
One possible failing I see here......

Will there be ENOUGH of the various libations required for a group of celebrations of such magnitude ??

Has ENGINEER151515 been contacted about possible shortages of "N"Sweat Lager ??

Do we have any sort of backup plan if we fall short ?

One must be practical !

uncle
Unkle, the situation is covered. The Dungeon admin people saw this one coming long ago. That Nimitz-size ship moored at the far side of the Lagoon is NOT an aircraft carrier; it is the storage facility for the libation stockpile we have built up for the coming double celebration. Eng15 has had his people running 7/24 on NS production; we were esspecially amused by his having Mongo sit on the pressure relief valves to keep them closed during this production effort. The 10-Ring faithful need not be disturbed by any spectre of involuntary sobriety.

MinervaDoe
11-03-2009, 20:18
Will there be ENOUGH of the various libations required for a group of celebrations of such magnitude ??

No problem.

http://www.circlebio.com/images/circle_ethanol_still_C-ES-25K.jpg

http://www.circlebio.com/ethanol_plants_ethanol_stills.htm

VN350X10
11-03-2009, 20:56
And here I thought that Mongo had just found a new place to meditate.....

"Involuntary sobriety".....the only two words more depressing in the english language are "Last Call" !

uncle

TWS G26
11-03-2009, 21:40
Amazing. How many GT server changes has this thread survived?

samurairabbi
11-03-2009, 21:44
Amazing. How many GT server changes has this thread survived?
We lost count a few years ago. Partying takes precedence over clerical work.

VN350X10
11-03-2009, 22:16
This thread has a bit in common with the rock band KISS.....
Even with a change of the cast of charecters....and I DO mean charectors.....
it survives.
After all, Gene Simmons is 60, Paul Stanley isn't much younger, Pete & Ace have been gone for several years, but KISS continues.

This is where my operating skills with TARDIS come into play.


uncle

G33
11-03-2009, 22:17
Amazing. How many GT server changes has this thread survived?

All of them.
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
11-03-2009, 22:19
Hi Geesie !:wavey:

engineer151515
11-04-2009, 10:05
......we were esspecially amused by his having Mongo sit on the pressure relief valves to keep them closed during this production effort.....


It worked. :whistling:

Bullman
11-04-2009, 14:01
there were a couple of times I thought Mongo was going to get the N*ppl* Sweat enema though. :shocked:

samurairabbi
11-04-2009, 16:20
there were a couple of times I thought Mongo was going to get the N*ppl* Sweat enema though. :shocked:

A truly gruesome image. I prefer the thought of a Saturn 5 riding a pillar of fire into orbit ... but then, I am old enough to remember the Apollo lunar missions.

MinervaDoe
11-04-2009, 18:06
A truly gruesome image. I prefer the thought of a Saturn 5 riding a pillar of fire into orbit ... but then, I am old enough to remember the Apollo lunar missions.
Where were you when Neal Armstrong uttered his immortal words? I was sitting in the back seat of our families 64 Impala on one of our families dreaded two week tour of the Western United States vacations.

G33
11-04-2009, 20:23
Hi Geesie !:wavey:

:wavey::wavey::wavey:

VN350X10
11-04-2009, 20:26
I remember watching the Mercury launches ,all of the class crowded around a small B&W set (I had a larger, color set at home!) everybody counting down the last 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2we have ignition,1,liftoff....
By the time of the Appollo program, if it was reported in a classroom, it was just a blurb over the intercom system !

But Mongo lifting off atop a coloum of "N"Sweat lager, now THAT would be newsworthy !...

_The_Shadow
11-05-2009, 07:37
Hang on MONGO! It's going to be a BLAST!
The Final Count Down is near!.........26 bottles of N(^)PPL(^) SWEAT LAGER on the wall, we take one down and pass it around.........................................................

Next verse, take away one, same as the first!

Did I just see MONGO's eye twitch from the intense pressure?

Bullman
11-05-2009, 11:46
I need a nap before this gets started.

samurairabbi
11-05-2009, 15:49
I need a nap before this gets started.

A wise move, Bull. Too many flamboyant 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) overlook the importance of adequate rest in developing the stamina needed for truly extended raucous inebriated revelry sessions.

MinervaDoe
11-05-2009, 16:08
Ooops!! I mean
400 :cheers::tequila::drink:
A wise move, Bull. Too many flamboyant 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) overlook the importance of adequate rest in developing the stamina needed for truly extended raucous inebriated revelry sessions.
Is an acronym born: TERIRS?

I guess not. But, I thought we were on to something for a second.

VN350X10
11-05-2009, 17:48
can I get mine with an I.V. line ?
That way I can rest & STILL get my fair share of "N"Sweat Lager !
Think of it as a true 10-Ringer's way of multi-tasking !


uncle

samurairabbi
11-05-2009, 21:48
can I get mine with an I.V. line ?
That way I can rest & STILL get my fair share of "N"Sweat Lager !
Think of it as a true 10-Ringer's way of multi-tasking !
Unkle, we can set you up with the best of all worlds! We will rig a NS IV drip on a moveable stand, and assign a LSPS(BBB)DP orderly to follow you around during the partying to wheel the stand and replenish the drip as necessary. That way, you get the best of BOTH the resting AND the partying!

VN350X10
11-05-2009, 23:11
Could we have it being maintained by a member of the Swedish Bikini Team too ?

THAT just might be the ultimate. A Lagoon Girl would be prefered, but their hostess duties might prevent it.

uncle

samurairabbi
11-06-2009, 11:29
Could we have it being maintained by a member of the Swedish Bikini Team too ?

THAT just might be the ultimate. A Lagoon Girl would be prefered, but their hostess duties might prevent it.

uncle
Unkle, your esteemed position within the 10-Ring Resort Establishment has prompted us to make a special arrangement for you: Your medical accompanyment will consist of BOTH a Swedish Bikini Team member AND a Lagoon Hostess! Or, in Dungeon Medical Staff slang, a tag-team therapy crew; they have the nicest way of tagging you when they change shifts.

MinervaDoe
11-06-2009, 12:58
Are we celebrating now??

I'm still trying to fully conceptualize this 8:40 PM thing.

If so, go :director: Mongo.

Drink, :flamingdrpep:drink, :drunk:drink :cheers:!!

susan28
11-06-2009, 13:46
Drink, :flamingdrpep:drink, !!

wow flaming slushies?!!! Mongo's outdone himself this time, a dramatic spin on the original.. cheers!

sammi, if it's not time for a scheduled party yet, create a pretext stat!! (pardon my redundance)

MinervaDoe
11-06-2009, 13:57
sammi, if it's not time for a scheduled party yet, create a pretext stat!! (pardon my redundance)

400 pages?

coming up on 10,000 posts?

party like it's 1999?

susan28
11-06-2009, 14:02
2012 maybe?

MinervaDoe
11-06-2009, 14:26
2012 maybe?
In light of current opinions and theories, celebrating 2013 is a much better goal.

susan28
11-06-2009, 14:47
ah well NP as long as we don't forget the Tardis key as is customary for pre-celebrating random events..

samurairabbi
11-06-2009, 16:10
sammi, if it's not time for a scheduled party yet, create a pretext stat!! (pardon my redundance)
I place myself at your service, Suze. I announce creation of an Interim Celebration to bridge the gap between the 400th-page and 10000th-post celebrations. Administrative details on this celebration will be published as soon as we can make them up ... Whoops! ... as soon as they are properly formulated!

Bullman
11-06-2009, 16:18
Are we celebrating now??

I'm still trying to fully conceptualize this 8:40 PM thing.

If so, go :director: Mongo.

Drink, :flamingdrpep:drink, :drunk:drink :cheers:!!

I was waiting for a bit for Sammi to say something, after all, he usually handles the administrative (blah blah) goings on around here. To fully conceptualize you really need to personally adopt a constant state of party..... period. We drunken 10ringers (we are a terribly redundant bunch) really never stopped partying, once we discovered the caliber of all calibers, it has brought that much mirth and joy into our lives we never really stop partying, we just occasionally come up with a reason to help others justify our revelry.

samurairabbi
11-06-2009, 16:25
We drunken 10ringers (we are a terribly redundant bunch) really never stopped partying
A subtle yet important semantic point, Bull. 10-Ringers are not drunken; they are inebriated. Such nuances are important in the scheme of life.

An example: What is the difference between crazy and eccentric? If you are poor, you are crazy. If you are rich, you are eccentric!

Bullman
11-06-2009, 16:40
Which is why I should have waited to let you handle that message, damn my impatience and all. Oh well, I must have another brew, if you will excuse me please :beer: :cheers:

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:31
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/243744688_ed0c6dabe5.jpg

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:32
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Tennessee_840.svg/481px-Tennessee_840.svg.png

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:33
8:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpMZjGzQHIU

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:34
http://www.synthman.com/roland/support/VS-840_840S_OM.jpg

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:34
8:40 PM 01/01/09
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=48576962018

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:35
http://kriley19.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/gold-840.jpg

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:36
840PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/redcord/625077407/

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:36
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/I-840.svg/749px-I-840.svg.png

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:37
9999:wavey:

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2009, 17:38
10000:tongueout: