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Bullman
03-22-2011, 12:49
Holy crap! 12,000 posts. What have we learned so far?

And now 12,000 replies. Learning is so passe, we had a lot of fun getting here, that is what counts.

samurairabbi
03-22-2011, 13:56
And now 12,000 replies. Learning is so passe, we had a lot of fun getting here, that is what counts.
But then ... If we don't care where we end up, then any path will take us there!

Bullman
03-22-2011, 14:38
And where ever you go, there you are.

VN350X10
03-22-2011, 15:49
Bullman's working FAR too hard........

He should take up gardening in his yard....

And be happy raising pickles....

Not chasing some dummy over the double nickel...


STOP ME BEFORE I RHYME AGAIN !.........:steamed:


uncle albert

Bullman
03-22-2011, 16:28
Hopefully it isn't contagious.

_The_Shadow
03-22-2011, 16:41
And where ever you go, there you are.

I was there once, then Obammy took office:faint:...now just getting back to where I was would be nice!:dunno:

jakebrake
03-22-2011, 16:43
i didn't do it, i wasn't even there.

samurairabbi
03-22-2011, 17:35
STOP ME BEFORE I RHYME AGAIN !.........:steamed:

One more poem ...
and I go home!

samurairabbi
03-22-2011, 17:42
Enough dumb rhyme ...
we're wasting time!

samurairabbi
03-22-2011, 17:45
The job is done ...
I'll use a gun!

MinervaDoe
03-22-2011, 17:47
No!!
Don 't make me rhyme.
It wastes my time.
It wastes by brainpower.
It's enough to make me cower.
It's not at all sublime.
It won't make a dime.
and, I'll do it until you guys whine.
It's just not a good idea
Soon, I'll do an onomonopia
Then, where would we be?
Don't you see?
I'd make a better mime.

Fromage!!
http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/images/cheese/maytag.gif

VN350X10
03-22-2011, 22:25
:wow: what have I done..:shocked: How do I make it stop :dunno:



MOMMY !!!!!

engineer151515
03-23-2011, 08:19
You grab a broom and I'll grab a mop.


Oh dear...

MinervaDoe
03-23-2011, 08:43
This whole thread is going bee bop.

Oh my!

Taterhead
03-23-2011, 08:58
Is it wise to quit when we are on top?

VN350X10
03-23-2011, 10:18
Not as long as the royalty checks keep coming !

Bullman
03-23-2011, 10:23
All that money makes me start humming

VN350X10
03-23-2011, 10:33
And I'm sitting at home while I should be out bumming.....

Bullman
03-23-2011, 11:32
I think I will work some overtime, hope some speeders are coming:supergrin:

samurairabbi
03-23-2011, 11:42
:wow: what have I done..:shocked: How do I make it stop :dunno:

MOMMY !!!!!
When you have opened a can of worms, the only way to get them back together is to use a BIGGER can!

MinervaDoe
03-23-2011, 12:35
I think I will work some overtime, hope some speeders are coming:supergrin:
The funnest things are sometimes mind numbing.

samurairabbi
03-23-2011, 15:50
The funnest things are sometimes mind numbing.
Hmmmm ... I suppose 151 rum might be termed funny.

MinervaDoe
03-23-2011, 16:27
Hmmmm ... I suppose 151 rum might be termed funny.
... and 8:40 PM fun might be termed rummy.

VN350X10
03-23-2011, 16:47
Well........

Keep that radar gun humming.....

Bullman
03-23-2011, 18:46
Hmmmm ... I suppose 151 rum might be termed funny.

Last time I drank it I wasn't laughing.:puking:

VN350X10
03-23-2011, 19:05
At 151 proof, that's higher octane than premium unleaded.......

(hi quality 'shine is about 160-170 proof)

discovered in the name of research, of course.....:whistling:

Bullman
03-23-2011, 19:50
Science!!!!!

samurairabbi
03-23-2011, 21:00
Science!!!!!
Science is powerful ... if it has funding.

VN350X10
03-23-2011, 22:36
remember, the first 3 letters in funding are

FUN !

samurairabbi
03-23-2011, 22:55
remember, the first 3 letters in funding are

FUN !
And the last 4 letters are ... DING !

VN350X10
03-23-2011, 22:56
With only a little work, this could be a game show......

chamber session...."Game to Show"

MinervaDoe
03-23-2011, 23:19
With only a little work, this could be a game show......

chamber session...."Game to Show"

http://www.kevincharnas.com/uploaded_images/Gong-show-logo-725497.png
http://timstvshowcase.com/gongsh2.jpg

G33
03-24-2011, 00:44
At 151 proof,

Makes my clothes fall off.
(taken from Tequilla makes her clothes fall off.)
:tongueout::faint:

bac1023
03-24-2011, 04:43
Science is powerful ... if it has funding.

Very true.

That's a big "IF". ;)

engineer151515
03-24-2011, 08:49
Makes my clothes fall off.
(taken from Tequilla makes her clothes fall off.)
: tongueout:: faint:

VVV Dungeon Engineering Team VVV

:faint: :faint: :faint: :faint: :faint:

Taterhead
03-24-2011, 08:56
Makes my clothes fall off.
(taken from Tequilla makes her clothes fall off.)
:tongueout::faint:

That is why my wife and I refer to high-test booze as "pant lube." I like to keep a bottle around for those "stubborn jobs." Works like a charm.:devildance:

VN350X10
03-24-2011, 09:28
WOW.....151 proof has the same effect on Geesie that a Ferrari 458 Italia has on most other girls.......

gotta get me some more of that.....or the Ferrari !


uncle

Taterhead
03-24-2011, 10:34
It would probably be best if we got back to the poetry.

samurairabbi
03-24-2011, 10:45
WOW.....151 proof has the same effect on Geesie that a Ferrari 458 Italia has on most other girls.......

gotta get me some more of that.....or the Ferrari !

Why not BOTH ?

samurairabbi
03-24-2011, 10:48
It would probably be best if we got back to the poetry.
Salacious imagery always preempts scholarly linguistics.






Besides, our poetry ain't that great!

Bullman
03-24-2011, 11:08
Why not BOTH ?

My thoughts exactly, a guarenteed sure thing then.:whistling:

_The_Shadow
03-24-2011, 14:20
I once asked a young lady if she wanted someting exciting between her legs???
She hopped on my motorbike and I haven't seen both since! :wow:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:motorcycle:

VN350X10
03-24-2011, 17:19
If it was a Harley, she's STILL enjoying it......

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Taterhead
03-24-2011, 17:24
My thoughts exactly, a guarenteed sure thing then.:whistling:

Gotta be careful. You might be guaranteeing that you'll be holding her hair back while she gives offerings to the porcelain god. There is a fine line there.

VN350X10
03-24-2011, 19:58
If she's anything lilke some of my college girlfriends, I'D be the one at the porcelin altar FIRST !

Time to check into that Ferrari.....:rofl:

MinervaDoe
03-26-2011, 11:34
Salacious imagery always preempts scholarly linguistics.






Besides, our poetry ain't that great!
Yes, apparently it invoked imagery of nausea.
Imagine that, I've still got the knack for making people pray to the poreclin god.

VN350X10
03-26-2011, 16:19
Me brain hurts......

samurairabbi
03-26-2011, 16:43
Me brain hurts......
The 10-Ring Medical Center offers this counsel: Take two ounces of Bacardi every four hours, and call us on Monday.

samurairabbi
03-26-2011, 17:06
Permit me to violate protocol by making two consecutive posts to this thread, but we are celebrating here in Indy. Butler is going to next weekend's NCAA tourney! To commemorate this achievement, all 10-Ring party expenses this weekend will be covered out of the Dungeon cut of the take.

glock20c10mm
03-26-2011, 19:03
The 10-Ring Medical Center offers this counsel: Take two ounces of Bacardi every four hours, and call us on Monday.
Don't have to tell me twice! :tequila:

:kidding: I've heard worse ideas though. :shocked:

ChuteTheMall
03-26-2011, 20:39
MOVED to Page 483:rofl:
:nutcheck:

MinervaDoe
03-26-2011, 22:38
:nutcheck:
I love that emoticon.

VN350X10
03-27-2011, 04:55
Could Jack Danials be substutited for Bacardi, rather like a "generic" ?

samurairabbi
03-27-2011, 08:17
Could Jack Danials be substutited for Bacardi, rather like a "generic" ?
Certainly! The 10-Ring medical types DO advise increasing the dosage to THREE ounces every four hours, to compensate for the reduced "medicinal ingredient" content of JD compared to 151 Bacardi.

VN350X10
03-27-2011, 09:25
If I factor in my body weight, perhaps that should be SIX ounces every 4 hours....




(GO BUTLER)

samurairabbi
03-27-2011, 11:56
If I factor in my body weight, perhaps that should be SIX ounces every 4 hours....




(GO BUTLER)
The 10-Ring Medical Center staff joins with the Dungeon Legal Team in saluting your creativity. As a reward for your superb doubletalk ... Whoops! ... I mean, your superb scholarly analysis ... we offer this: You might follow the current "loading dose" doctrine of antibiotic therapy by increasing your dosage to EIGHT ounces every 4 hours for the first day of "treatment." Just a thought.

Taterhead
03-27-2011, 12:56
...and just like with tylenol and ibuprofin, you can alternate every two hours. You may consider alternating with two beers in between doses of rum. It'll cure what ales you.

_The_Shadow
03-27-2011, 13:03
Hey if it works for UNCLE, without bustin' a bubble,:kidding:
Then I should make mine a double!:drink:
While this may cause a shift in the juggle,:juggle:
I don't see where this would be any trouble!

:cheers:

Sorry I thought it was ryhme time!:sorry:

Taterhead
03-27-2011, 13:03
(GO BUTLER)

Congratulations to Butler for another final four appearence. A lot of people around here are happy to see that. They are like the Boise State Broncos of basketball.

However, being a UConn grad, I'm for the Huskies all the way!

G33
03-27-2011, 14:49
Jayhawks!!
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
03-27-2011, 15:16
IIT not having a team, uncle has no loyalties here, but LOGIC prevents ruling UConn out at ANY time B-Ball is involved, by either sex.....

that said.....

Go Butler ! (and bring back more Crown Royal)

MinervaDoe
03-27-2011, 18:27
Being an SDSU alum, we should have had this conversation last week. :whistling:

samurairabbi
03-28-2011, 10:53
Jayhawks!!
:supergrin::supergrin:
My sympathies, Twee-Twee. A really weird year for top seeds.

G33
03-29-2011, 01:18
:wavey::wavey:

Bullman
03-29-2011, 01:42
You are such a tease when you wave like that, but we love you for it. :supergrin: :wavey:

G33
03-30-2011, 20:42
:cheerleader::courtsie:

MinervaDoe
03-31-2011, 17:59
Sorry I thought it was ryhme time!:sorry:
I think it was.
The problem with rhyming is that if the room gets real quiet afterwards, you assume it was because of you. So 1) thanks for rhyming after me, 2) it wasn't you, 3) the same rules as "the one who smelt it surely dealt it" do not apply 4) we thought we were poets until we looked at our (uh) feet and realized that they were not Longfellows. :supergrin:

:suntan:

_The_Shadow
03-31-2011, 18:19
I hear ya MinervaDoe! But look at what Twee-Twee has gone and done with her Avatar...Wonder Woman! Has us all looking like Longfellows! Oops!:outtahere:

MinervaDoe
03-31-2011, 20:15
I hear ya MinervaDoe! But look at what Twee-Twee has gone and done with her Avatar...Wonder Woman! Has us all looking like Longfellows! Oops!:outtahere:
Now she's changed it again. That's twice in one day.

samurairabbi
03-31-2011, 20:20
Now she's changed it again. That's twice in one day.
Twee-Twee changes avatars more often than the Dungeon changes embezzlement drops!

MinervaDoe
03-31-2011, 20:28
Twee-Twee changes avatars more often than the Dungeon changes embezzlement drops!
Debbil!!

ChuteTheMall
04-01-2011, 21:03
Don't forget to move your clocks back one hour.:wavey:

samurairabbi
04-01-2011, 21:09
Don't forget to move your clocks back one hour.:wavey:
This advice is applicable ONLY to 10-Ringers who happen to be sober. If a 10-Ringer is NOT sober, he should disregard this advice.

MinervaDoe
04-01-2011, 23:31
Don't forget to move your clocks back one hour.:wavey:
I thought we just got done springing forward.

Taterhead
04-02-2011, 16:39
IIT not having a team, uncle has no loyalties here, but LOGIC prevents ruling UConn out at ANY time B-Ball is involved, by either sex.....

that said.....

Go Butler ! (and bring back more Crown Royal)

Good luck Butler. Here's to a Butler - UConn final. Go Huskies!

Now where did I leave my beer...

samurairabbi
04-02-2011, 17:21
Now where did I leave my beer...
Important protocol point: In the 10-Ring, losing track of your beer is a felony.

Taterhead
04-02-2011, 18:00
Important protocol point: In the 10-Ring, losing track of your beer is a felony.

FOUND IT! Whew

samurairabbi
04-02-2011, 18:09
FOUND IT! Whew
Good ... Nothing like providing a little motivation to get you back on track!

G33
04-02-2011, 18:19
WW is back!
:wavey::wavey:

_The_Shadow
04-02-2011, 22:59
:perfect10:Too HOT Lady!!!

engineer151515
04-03-2011, 13:31
WW is back!
:wavey::wavey:

<<< loves me some WW


Smokin



Oh wait - that's the Slushie Chiller


PUT SOME WATER SPRAY ON THAT MOTOR!

MinervaDoe
04-04-2011, 20:31
WW is back!
:wavey::wavey:
Well, now it is Glock Woman (GW).

G33
04-05-2011, 10:36
:eyelashes::eyelashes:

MinervaDoe
04-05-2011, 13:22
:eyelashes::eyelashes:
:rofl:



...... stop ..... you're making me blush.

G33
04-05-2011, 13:45
:cheerleader::cheerleader:

MinervaDoe
04-05-2011, 15:55
OH, now you're just teasing me. :faint:

Where did I put that vintage Tom Selleck avatar.

_The_Shadow
04-05-2011, 16:08
Damn she's so sexy, packin' and on my Fire :ffighter: Apparatus too! :wow:
Ha ha ha! Hang on..........

MinervaDoe
04-05-2011, 17:21
According to the Blue Press, all fire engines come so accessorized.

samurairabbi
04-07-2011, 01:40
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

The on-duty Dungeon admin types are pleased to advise all concerned that the possible govenment shutdown will have no effect on 10-Ring activities scheduled for this weekend. In fact, the Dungeon admin people are poised to actually EXPAND the range of 10-Ring influence in substantial areas of activity. Even if our scholarly research grants are delayed by the government delays, we Dungeon types will simply get in our illicit partying earlier than otherwise scheduled, thus leaving us ready for renewed effort when things return to normal.

susan28
04-07-2011, 01:46
important 10-ring facility administrative announcement

the on-duty dungeon admin types are pleased to advise all concerned that the possible govenment shutdown will have no effect on 10-ring activities scheduled for this weekend. In fact, the dungeon admin people are poised to actually expand the range of 10-ring influence in substantial areas of activity. Even if our scholarly research grants are delayed by the government delays, we dungeon types will simply get in our illicit partying earlier than otherwise scheduled, thus leaving us ready for renewed effort when things return to normal.

shutdown party!!

samurairabbi
04-07-2011, 01:49
shutdown party!!
We're on it, Suze! The pre-shutdown pre-party is already underway.

Bullman
04-07-2011, 04:04
I am coming through town on Saturday Rabbi on my way to see uncle Eldo ( maybe even Uncle, same state). I will bring the latest stat sheets on the new rhinestone underwear line that you wanted the study on.

G33
04-07-2011, 10:28
shutdown party!!

:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:

susan28
04-07-2011, 12:01
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:

:wavey::cool:

engineer151515
04-07-2011, 15:04
The Dungeon Engineering Crew is:pepper::dancingbanana::jumpingjacks::snoopy::wave::broccoli:

samurairabbi
04-07-2011, 16:54
shutdown party!!
I offer a clarification on the 10-Ring partying surrounding the shutdown period.

The parties will be in the following order:
Pre-shutdown pre-party
Pre-shutdown party
Shutdown pre-party
Shutdown party

Party sequence is an important aspect of maximizing the satisfaction level of the debauched 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy).

MinervaDoe
04-07-2011, 17:18
During the shutdown, what if I need a government service such as .....
or .....
DANG! I can't think of any government services that I actually use (except for the IRS).
Party on Wayne!!
Party on Garth!!

samurairabbi
04-07-2011, 22:13
During the shutdown, what if I need a government service such as .....
or .....
DANG! I can't think of any government services that I actually use
... and even if there IS some governmental-type service you need during the shutdown, the Dungeon Admin and Forgery staff could supply it. Hey, covering gaps like this is one reason we draw our 39% cut of the take!

_The_Shadow
04-08-2011, 12:45
Gubbermint! We don't need NO stinkin' Gubbermint! Does this mean that Obammy and the rest of the pollitical crooks are "Un-Employed"?

They priced themselves out of a job! Spent more money than the good TAX Paying citizens of this great nation can afford! Sold America short!

Somehow they will say it's Bush's fault! But the Head Pimp in charge has spent the money in all the wrong places, His Czars, his temporrary crib, his extravacant vacations just to name a few.

In the end...we need to say, CUT the Spending...CUT Forein AID...STOP Illegal Immigration. Fix this country First!

samurairabbi
04-08-2011, 13:35
Shadow, you are too subdued and reserved. You should vehemently say what you believe.

_The_Shadow
04-08-2011, 15:08
OK! The CASH COW has been milked...:cow: Let's PARTY!
:devildance:
:wave:

:banana: :music::dancingbanana:

Taterhead
04-08-2011, 16:23
Being that it is my first dungeon shtdown party sequence, what is the typical attire? I usually roll with my toga. Is that gtg?

samurairabbi
04-08-2011, 18:38
Being that it is my first dungeon shtdown party sequence, what is the typical attire? I usually roll with my toga. Is that gtg?
Toga counts as suitable attire for this round of parties. Further wardrobe questions can be fielded by the Dungeon Fashion Adjudication Alliance; they usually have the answers.

MinervaDoe
04-08-2011, 19:40
Being that it is my first dungeon shtdown party sequence, what is the typical attire? I usually roll with my toga. Is that gtg?
Just be careful around Mongo. If your apparel fits too loosely, he typically likes to wrap it around you a few times and spin you like a top.

samurairabbi
04-09-2011, 16:23
MARGINALLY IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

The shutdown parties now underway in the 10-Ring Resort Facility have been redesignated as "averted shutdown" parties. We Dungeon types are confident that the marginally coherent 10-Ring partiers (pardon my redundancy) will not notice any effect stemming from this nomenclature shift.

VN350X10
04-12-2011, 20:54
there was a party & I missed it ??!!!??

Getting so that a guy can't even rely on the Dungeon staff anymore !
One more like this and they ALL get demoted to the Penthouse !

MONGO.....you MUST get to the bottom of this STAT !

MinervaDoe
04-12-2011, 21:15
The notification is in the mail.

VN350X10
04-12-2011, 21:20
Right along with my check from Publisher's Clearing House I suppose.....

MinervaDoe
04-12-2011, 21:24
Right along with my check from Publisher's Clearing House I suppose.....
I don't know for sure, but since I didn't receive the notification either, I have to assume that both of ours are in the mail.
Right? :whistling:

samurairabbi
04-12-2011, 21:26
Kwitchyerbellyakin, Unkle! When you get TARDIS back from the ladies, you will be able to crash the shutdown and pre-shutdown parties before they have even started!

VN350X10
04-13-2011, 21:37
IF......IF I get TARDIS back from the ladies...

Something about cheating time being better than Botox.....

G33
04-14-2011, 00:03
IF......IF I get TARDIS back from the ladies...



:eyelashes::wiggle:

_The_Shadow
04-14-2011, 09:47
:eyelashes::wiggle:
She writes so little but says so much! :dunno:

ChuteTheMall
04-14-2011, 10:00
jes..

G33
04-14-2011, 10:23
Very jes!
:supergrin:

MinervaDoe
04-14-2011, 10:39
You jest
Surely you jest?

Jes' you wait until your father gets home.

engineer151515
04-14-2011, 10:43
She writes so little but says so much! :dunno:

Check her posting times.


Taint NOBODY going to get that TARDIS away from her.

_The_Shadow
04-14-2011, 12:54
I was jes tryin" to hitch a ride with her in TARDIS:ufo:
Short mission...jes a blink of an eye! Oh I'm back! :highfive:

Thanks!

VN350X10
04-14-2011, 20:47
and she looks SOOOOOOOOOO good doing it.....

but TARDIS will come home, the new energy cell system won't run forever.
By my calculations, they should run down by about September.:dunno:











of 3728.....:faint:

MinervaDoe
04-14-2011, 21:01
Actually, I had Mongo pull the smart charger circuitry. The battery system should be due for an overhaul in about a week. With time travel being what it is, I've got the Heart of Gold running scans to try and find out where they got marooned. Stay tuned.

VN350X10
04-14-2011, 21:09
MD, I owe you BIGTIME !! But....what did Mongo do with it after he pulled it ? and how much did he inadvertently trash ?
Not a real biggie, as it's all easily repaired/duplicated as needed, as long as Mongo didn't get injured in the process.

uncle albert

G33
04-14-2011, 23:51
Circuit is in my range bag.
Aboard the TARDIS.
:supergrin::supergrin:
:wavey::wavey:

MinervaDoe
04-15-2011, 09:02
MD, I owe you BIGTIME !! But....what did Mongo do with it after he pulled it ? and how much did he inadvertently trash ?
Okay, here is the thing. I talked to Mongo and it seems that a certain young lady turned out to be much more presuasive than I was.

Circuit is in my range bag.
Aboard the TARDIS.
:supergrin::supergrin:
:wavey::wavey:
This.

Not a real biggie, as it's all easily repaired/duplicated as needed, as long as Mongo didn't get injured in the process.
Actually, Mongo seemed quite pleased with the results.

Smitten, he is .

Taterhead
04-15-2011, 09:50
Okay, here is the thing. I talked to Mongo and it seems that a certain young lady turned out to be much more presuasive than I was.

Actually, Mongo seemed quite pleased with the results.

Smitten, he is .

We should probably cool him down with some orange slices and Strawberry Quick before he gets overly excited. Mongo really loves that little rabbit.

G33
04-15-2011, 10:10
Okay, here is the thing. I talked to Mongo and it seems that a certain young lady turned out to be much more presuasive than I was.


This.


Actually, Mongo seemed quite pleased with the results.

Smitten, he is .

:eyelashes:

ChuteTheMall
04-15-2011, 10:32
MOVED to Page 486

:rofl:

Bullman
04-15-2011, 11:03
We should probably cool him down with some orange slices and Strawberry Quick before he gets overly excited. Mongo really loves that little rabbit.

Quick thinking there, and good of you to notice too by the way. :supergrin:

MinervaDoe
04-15-2011, 11:44
We should probably cool him down with some orange slices and Strawberry Quick before he gets overly excited. Mongo really loves that little rabbit.
At times, Mongo's fondness for that rabbit reminds me of Lenny in Of Mice and Men.

:eyelashes:
:wavey::cheerleader::scale::thumbsup::exercise:

VN350X10
04-15-2011, 22:25
Geesie, don't make uncle use the remote control. I shall need TARDIS returned no later than 2100 hrs, 17April, 2011, my home time-space.
I have an important matter to dispatch & the use of TARDIS shall expedite things greatly.

thank you

ChuteTheMall
04-16-2011, 16:47
Who took the RETARDIS?:whistling:

samurairabbi
04-16-2011, 20:11
Who took the RETARDIS?:whistling:
Some retard ...

VN350X10
04-16-2011, 20:29
gentlemen......be nice. Party coming soon.

samurairabbi
04-16-2011, 21:09
gentlemen......be nice. Party coming soon.
Actually ... ANOTHER party coming soon!

_The_Shadow
04-16-2011, 21:29
Party,
Party,
Party,
Party,
Party,
Party,
:noevil:

samurairabbi
04-16-2011, 23:49
Party,
Party,
Party,
Party,
Party,
Party,
:noevil:
In the 10-Ring scheme of things, you are guilty of insufficient emphasis on partying. We trust you will repair this deficiency in future posts.

We thank you for your anticipated attention to this matter.

Bullman
04-17-2011, 00:44
Actually ... ANOTHER party coming soon!

Does the party ever really stop?

samurairabbi
04-17-2011, 01:04
Does the party ever really stop?
Only for the 10mm matches that periodically occur in the 10-Ring Underground Range. But then, such shooting might be considered a continuation of partying, rather than a stop in the partying.

MinervaDoe
04-17-2011, 19:08
Only for the 10mm matches that periodically occur in the 10-Ring Underground Range.
Periodically? Don't you mean continuously? At least in the Minervadoe version of 10-Ring partying Nirvana, someone is always blasting away with a 10mm.

But then, such shooting might be considered a continuation of partying, rather than a stop in the partying.
How about this?
It IS the partying.
Isn't it simply an extension of the I think therefore I am philosophy? :supergrin: I shoot ten mil, therefore I am ... partying!!! :supergrin:

samurairabbi
04-17-2011, 19:55
How about this?
It IS the partying.
Isn't it simply an extension of the I think therefore I am philosophy? :supergrin: I shoot ten mil, therefore I am ... partying!!! :supergrin:
Or ... I drink, therefore I am.

MinervaDoe
04-17-2011, 20:08
Or ... I drink, therefore I am.
Okay, but what if that gets the whole rhyming thing going again? Won't that bring your headache back again?

I do like that though. "I drink, therefore I am." It's kind of catchy.

ChuteTheMall
04-17-2011, 20:49
It's kind of catchy.

Catchey in the rye.

samurairabbi
04-17-2011, 21:31
Catchey in the rye.
Another option: Corned beef on rye.

MinervaDoe
04-17-2011, 21:32
Better than a stick in the eye.

Bullman
04-17-2011, 21:46
Rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I cry.....


If I don't get rye whiskey I think I will die. :drink:

samurairabbi
04-17-2011, 22:21
If I don't get rye whiskey I think I will die. :drink:
We'll do our best to keep you off the critical list!

MinervaDoe
04-17-2011, 22:50
We'll do our best to keep you off the critical list!
When we rhyme, it makes the Rabbi pissed.

samurairabbi
04-17-2011, 22:55
When we rhyme, it makes the Rabbi pissed.
To end the fun
I'll use a gun !

Bullman
04-18-2011, 05:37
to use a gun there is no need

the no rhyming clause we shall heed :supergrin:

Taterhead
04-18-2011, 09:28
Bad poetry caused some derision
To stop we all made a decision
When I was away
With rhyming they play
It proves they require supervision

Bullman
04-18-2011, 11:06
Oh noes, it's a limerick

samurairabbi
04-18-2011, 11:27
The Dungeon Linguistics Units offers this scholarly observation:

Why is it impossible to write a SERIOUS limerick?

MinervaDoe
04-18-2011, 12:15
Oh noes, it's a limerick
Limerick.
Schlimerick.
... and may I add Holy Cow!!
I'm gonna stop before Rabbi shoots me in the head.
Cuz then I'd be dead.
Then I'd have to stop any how.

Taterhead
04-18-2011, 13:30
The Dungeon Linguistics Units offers this scholarly observation:

Why is it impossible to write a SERIOUS limerick?

By the way... you all heard the Limerick about the guy from Nantucket...:whistling:

samurairabbi
04-18-2011, 15:27
By the way... you all heard the Limerick about the guy from Nantucket...:whistling:
I think Mr. Nantucket is dating the comely young woman from Madras.

Taterhead
04-18-2011, 16:47
I think Mr. Nantucket is dating the comely young woman from Madras.

Not coincidentally, or was it, I was recently in Madras (or Chennai as it is now called). I didn't get a chance to meet the young lady.

samurairabbi
04-18-2011, 16:50
Not coincidentally, or was it, I was recently in Madras (or Chennai as it is now called). I didn't get a chance to meet the young lady.
A pity. Her companion is one of the truly stubborn and inarticulate representatives the world has to offer.

VN350X10
04-18-2011, 18:54
And just HOW does a limerick compare, say, to a lemonrick, or perhaps an orangerick......
wait, scratch that, there is no rhyme for orange....



back to the Lagoon Party.


uncle

VN350X10
04-18-2011, 19:10
Since I have TARDIS in my possesion (temporarily) I was able to catch up on my studious duties, as of the type that are required in my position as a primary "Yenta" .


Rabbi, I saw a reference to a serious breach of Dungeon Security, admitting to an ERROR ?!!? This is truely a "Bad Show" to borrow from our Brit cousins.
Methinks that Full & Total disclosure is, in fact required, to bring the matter to light & asertain a proper punishment, such as might be determined by a Quorum of Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon members present.
C'mon Rabbi, 'fess up !
Or we shall throw you to the Borg Queen !:steamed:

uncle

samurairabbi
04-18-2011, 20:42
Rabbi, I saw a reference to a serious breach of Dungeon Security, admitting to an ERROR ?!!? This is truely a "Bad Show" to borrow from our Brit cousins.
Methinks that Full & Total disclosure is, in fact required, to bring the matter to light & asertain a proper punishment, such as might be determined by a Quorum of Penthouse/Lagoon/Dungeon members present.
C'mon Rabbi, 'fess up !
Or we shall throw you to the Borg Queen !:steamed:

uncle
Damn! You noticed the edit message on that post I made on the previous page! I had hoped it would get lost in the ground clutter. Oh well; at times one just doesn't get the breaks.

The post starts with the phrase "Only for the 10mm matches that periodically occur in the 10-Ring Underground Range". When I first posted the full message, I committed a heinous act: I spelled "10mm" with ONLY ONE "m". I quickly noticed and corrected my reprehensible action, but for an excruciatingly long moment, it was there for all to see.

I await the 10-Ring adjudication concerning this disgusting lapse in 8:40PM protocol.

MinervaDoe
04-19-2011, 09:22
Wow, to hear you guys talk, you'd think none of us actually had time machines.

_The_Shadow
04-19-2011, 10:33
uncle, seeing how Samurai Rabbi made the full disclosure, maybe we should just let MONGO handle the situation!:dunno:

Next thing is someome might have been confused and actually wanted a 10m hand gun! :wow:OUCH! Only if they decide to ride that one!:whistling:

engineer151515
04-19-2011, 11:14
Damn! You noticed the edit message on that post I made on the previous page! I had hoped it would get lost in the ground clutter. Oh well; at times one just doesn't get the breaks.

The post starts with the phrase "Only for the 10mm matches that periodically occur in the 10-Ring Underground Range". When I first posted the full message, I committed a heinous act: I spelled "10mm" with ONLY ONE "m". I quickly noticed and corrected my reprehensible action, but for an excruciatingly long moment, it was there for all to see.

I await the 10-Ring adjudication concerning this disgusting lapse in 8:40PM protocol.


Dungeon Engineering begrudgingly (and with great reluctance) offers some responsibility in this fiasco as the computer filters totally missed the missing "m" input.
It should have automatically corrected and simultaneously sent an electrical shock to the individual's keyboard.
It is possible that this reactive system was de-activated for 10-Ring senior management as a voluntary input of this type was inconceivable.

The Engineering team will conduct a detailed failure analysis in response to this event.

Taterhead
04-19-2011, 12:09
I would like to present a motion to the Dungeon Infraction Rules Committee: I move that all future confessions be presented in the form of a Limerick. Or if further space is required for additional detail, the use of iambic pentameter - hence combining confession and punishment in one effort.

Seconds?

Taterhead
04-19-2011, 12:14
Dungeon Engineering begrudgingly (and with great reluctance) offers some responsibility in this fiasco as the computer filters totally missed the missing "m" input.
It should have automatically corrected and simultaneously sent an electrical shock to the individual's keyboard.
It is possible that this reactive system was de-activated for 10-Ring senior management as a voluntary input of this type was inconceivable.

The Engineering team will conduct a detailed failure analysis in response to this event.

I wonder if that is why when I tried to type - crap there it is again! Let us just say when I tried to type the name of a lesser caliber of metric configuration, my keyboard zaps me. It seems that some of the filtration tools are functioning as required.

G33
04-19-2011, 13:34
For heaven sakes!

Everyone gets a spanking.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Taterhead
04-19-2011, 15:56
For heaven sakes!

Everyone gets a spanking.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Me first!

samurairabbi
04-19-2011, 16:50
Me first!
Tater, I salute your willingness to, in the old basic training tradition, submit to punishment of the entire unit for the infractions of a single member of the unit. However, I believe MY infraction, as the leading edge of the entire situation, entitles ME to primacy of position in the punishment queue. Such is protocol within the 10-Ring Resort structure.

Taterhead
04-19-2011, 17:12
Tater, I salute your willingness to, in the old basic training tradition, submit to punishment of the entire unit for the infractions of a single member of the unit. However, I believe MY infraction, as the leading edge of the entire situation, entitles ME to primacy of position in the punishment queue. Such is protocol within the 10-Ring Resort structure.

Too late!

:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

NEXT!

samurairabbi
04-19-2011, 17:19
For heaven sakes!

Everyone gets a spanking.
:supergrin::supergrin:
Twee-Twee, I salute the aesthetic balance of the elements in your current avatar: foxy lady, long hair, assault rifle, holstered handgun, gracious smile, nicely fitted blouse, just a hint of bare midriff. The only possible improvement: Make the handgun a Glock.

G33
04-19-2011, 19:03
:courtsie:

VN350X10
04-19-2011, 21:20
Geesie, TARDIS is washed & waxed, ready to go. You may pick it up any time after 1700 hrs.(my time/space) on Thursday, as I shall be done with the next set of modifications by then. If you wish, Mongo will be avaliable as an escort, his duties here are completed & the good fellow really DOES need a rest.
Have a pleasant Easter weekend.

uncle albert

_The_Shadow
04-19-2011, 22:00
G...Yet another avatar :2gun:armed, cocked, locked and ready to rock...BTW I may need to hitch another quick ride aboard TARTIS:ufo:, should be as short and sweet as the last ride...:supergrin:

VN350X10
04-20-2011, 20:20
Best to be nice to Geesie, as she is soon to be off shopping who knows where for at least a week in our time definition. Using TARDIS the trip might last years.....but with the sequential remote system, at least I'll be able to find her if necessary. Might even get her to swing by Alpha-Centuri system. Earth is no longer the only planet with CHOCOLATE !:embarassed:


uncle albert

samurairabbi
04-21-2011, 03:23
Twee-Twee, I salute the aesthetic balance of the elements in your current avatar: foxy lady, long hair, assault rifle, holstered handgun, gracious smile, nicely fitted blouse, just a hint of bare midriff. The only possible improvement: Make the handgun a Glock.
Hmmm ... Twee-Twee, I congratulate you on still another worthy entry in the foxy lady avatar sweepstakes! Exceptionally worthy lumbar curvature, noticeable (yet still gracious) bodice contour, with the superb aesthetic balance of the smaller (yet equally potent) Steyr AUG. If she wears a dab of Hoppe's on her wrists, I would sign up for a gig as her personal slave!

Still no Glock on the waistband, though.

G33
04-21-2011, 09:17
http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/garfield_laught.gif

Taterhead
04-21-2011, 10:41
....

Still no Glock on the waistband, though.

What can you say... a man has got to have standards.

samurairabbi
04-21-2011, 15:44
http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/garfield_laught.gif
Hmmm ... Twee-Twee, I hope you will forgive for precipitously leaving the room in order to retire to the restroom to vomit!

G33
04-21-2011, 16:10
Hmmm ... Twee-Twee, I hope you will forgive for precipitously leaving the room in order to retire to the restroom to vomit!


http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/angelina-jolie-2-1024x768.jpg

VN350X10
04-21-2011, 16:18
If Geesie were to introduce me to the young lady, I would GLADLY provide her with one of my many Glocks. And a suitable holster to carry it in.
And include one for Geesie as a bonus.

uncle

samurairabbi
04-21-2011, 16:43
If Geesie were to introduce me to the young lady, I would GLADLY provide her with one of my many Glocks. And a suitable holster to carry it in.
Let me guess, Unkle: You would willingly volunteer to do closely detailed fitting of the holster to the associated owner's body. A truly noble effort on your part.

_The_Shadow
04-21-2011, 19:36
Go: Uncle! Maybe I can direct the movie! :director:

_The_Shadow
04-21-2011, 20:30
:director: Lights!...Camera!...Action! :wow: :director: CUT! I'll be substituting for UNCLE! ACTION!:tongueout:

samurairabbi
04-22-2011, 16:50
:director: Lights!...Camera!...Action! :wow: :director: CUT! I'll be substituting for UNCLE! ACTION!:tongueout:
The Dungeon financial types can get you financing for your movie production.

VN350X10
04-22-2011, 19:37
trust me, there is NO double required, nor avaliable for uncle.....




Rabbi, you seem to have analized my offer perfectly. Except I'd include a holster for Geesie also !


uncle albert

samurairabbi
04-22-2011, 19:52
Rabbi, you seem to have analized my offer perfectly. Except I'd include a holster for Geesie also !
Salacious sleazeballs -- It takes one to know one!

VN350X10
04-22-2011, 19:55
and Pro Grade at that !

_The_Shadow
04-22-2011, 20:34
OK UNCLE...All proceeds go to the Dungeon financial party funds...:cheers: :cool:

Besides it wasn't about the money! But you must say it was creative entertainment!:goodpost:

samurairabbi
04-22-2011, 23:29
and Pro Grade at that !
So true, Unkle! Don't we just hate the common rabble riff-raff rookie salacious sleazeballs that wander around giving us capable professionals a bad name!

21Carrier
04-23-2011, 17:46
I have a feeling participation in this thread could be used against you in a court of law. While reading, I keep having flashes of that term "gun nut" in my head. What in the hell is going on in here? Is this what those theoretical physicists are talking about with the whole "string theory" thing? By clicking on the unthreatening looking "8:40pm", have I entered one of the other 10 dimensions?

samurairabbi
04-23-2011, 18:00
I have a feeling participation in this thread could be used against you in a court of law. While reading, I keep having flashes of that term "gun nut" in my head. What in the hell is going on in here? Is this what those theoretical physicists are talking about with the whole "string theory" thing? By clicking on the unthreatening looking "8:40pm", have I entered one of the other 10 dimensions?
Your concern about the legal consequences of participation in this thread is without foundation. In order to use this thread against us, the opposition lawyers would have to read all close-to-500 pages of the thread. By the time they have read them all, they would be subverted to our cause! So why be concerned?

We're not sure which of the other 10 dimensions you have now ended up in; the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is as applicable to the 10-Ring as it is to quantum physics. But since you have posted to this thread, you are now caught up in its influence. Enjoy!

MinervaDoe
04-23-2011, 19:46
What in the hell is going on in here?
But since you have posted to this thread, you are now caught up in its influence. Enjoy!

A worm hole will be opening up in front of your house any day now. Exercise caution. Carry an umbrella.

Bullman
04-23-2011, 20:46
The only court that has jurisdiction is the continuim anyway. Now that you mention it I don't really want to mess with that Q fella. He probably wouldn't hold up very well against a 10mm as long as you get him before he freezes you or something.

_The_Shadow
04-23-2011, 20:54
21Carrier, has entered into the Twilight Zone :wow:of the multidimentional and parallel universes of time and space...sit back grab a hold of your 10mm and hang on! This is goning the be one hell of a ride!:ufo: Enjoy the parties!:drunk:

MinervaDoe
04-23-2011, 21:30
This is going the be one hell of a ride!:ufo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQAZEp3PA&feature=related
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_we8n6p9YZNo/SHeF_w03ONI/AAAAAAAAAkI/GxYU64Tlchg/s400/DrStrangelove4.jpg

VN350X10
04-23-2011, 21:51
21 Carrier.......The worm hole is just a diversion, to make your neighbors be a bit more cautious. There are other far more efficient transportation devices at our disposal; TARDIS & Heart of Gold amongst them. And the Borg Queen has been known to drop in from time to time,(Rabbi has a real crush on her!) to offer assistance or harrasment as the situation might warrant.
I see your avatar mentions a desire for a 29.....several of us here enjoy those, I use one as my working weapon of choice. We shall grant you 90 days to obtain a 29, after this time, the ridicule will commence. Ask Sammurirabbi about how much he was forced to endure, as he once was a devotee of the .45 ACP. But it still ranks as the 2nd best handgun caliber, several of us shoot them for the amusement factor !

and, Welcome to 8:40 PM !


uncle albert

Taterhead
04-23-2011, 22:01
21Carrier, has entered into the Twilight Zone :wow:of the multidimentional and parallel universes of time and space...sit back grab a hold of your 10mm and hang on! This is goning the be one hell of a ride!:ufo: Enjoy the parties!:drunk:

Oh yah... and the new guy must buy the next round of beers as ordered by the authority of the Dungeon Initiation Rules Committee.

samurairabbi
04-23-2011, 22:07
And the Borg Queen has been known to drop in from time to time,(Rabbi has a real crush on her!) to offer assistance or harrasment as the situation might warrant.
Hey, Alice Krige's Borg Queen really rocked the hot-iness scale! ... (at least, BEFORE Data blew the warp drive containment - that kind of knocked her hotness level down a bunch.)

VN350X10
04-23-2011, 22:12
But Rabbi, love is blind........:dunno:

Taterhead.....we can hold off untill the first OFFICIAL Lagoon Party of the season. (And if I introduce him to the Swedsh Bikini Team, he might spring for TWO rounds.):whistling:


uncle

Taterhead
04-23-2011, 22:20
But Rabbi, love is blind........:dunno:

Taterhead.....we can hold off untill the first OFFICIAL Lagoon Party of the season. (And if I introduce him to the Swedsh Bikini Team, he might spring for TWO rounds.):whistling:


uncle

Swedish Bikini Team! TWO rounds!? I like the sound of that. One round for each... uh nevermind...

samurairabbi
04-23-2011, 22:33
But Rabbi, love is blind........:dunno:
Perhaps, but love with the post-blowout Borg Queen metal remnants would cut my ... er ... FINGERS!

21Carrier
04-23-2011, 23:57
I saw a post while reading real quick
It said to correct error with limerick
Well, VN350X10 has erred
Buy a 29, he declared
Yet I already have one you dick!

I don't mean to call you guys names
As I'm new to your underground games
Not much rhymed with limerick
Except maybe prick
Either way I'm sure to get flames

I bought a 21 to scratch one of those itches
To deal with hoes, pimps and snitches (wormhole made me a thug-ass rapper, sorry)
Once I got a ten
I'll not go back again
It's now clear .45s are for *****es!

21Carrier
04-24-2011, 00:00
But seriously (is that allowed here), I'm sorry I called you a dick VN350X10. I had to rhyme. My little phrase under my name says,"Until I GOT a 29". I'm guessing you thought it was GET.

VN350X10
04-24-2011, 08:41
Details & logic have no place in love......Happy Easter to All


uncle

Taterhead
04-24-2011, 10:16
I saw a post while reading real quick
It said to correct error with limerick
Well, VN350X10 has erred
Buy a 29, he declared
Yet I already have one you dick!

I don't mean to call you guys names
As I'm new to your underground games
Not much rhymed with limerick
Except maybe prick
Either way I'm sure to get flames

I bought a 21 to scratch one of those itches
To deal with hoes, pimps and snitches (wormhole made me a thug-ass rapper, sorry)
Once I got a ten
I'll not go back again
It's now clear .45s are for *****es!

He's a natural!

Scary. Is it possible that he's a secret plant from the 45 auto page. You know, sayin' all the right things, gettin' to know maybe a bit too much for a new guy? Just saying...

nickE10mm
04-24-2011, 10:23
a van in the shadow of the Valley of the Sunflower. <sniff>

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 10:38
But seriously (is that allowed here), I'm sorry I called you a dick VN350X10. I had to rhyme. My little phrase under my name says,"Until I GOT a 29". I'm guessing you thought it was GET.
The Dungeon Linguistics Unit will convene in Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal session to consider the appropriateness of this "insult". The intriguing use of verb tense as a misdirection play weighs greatly in the insulter's favor; this means the adjudication sessions will be extended as we consider all aspects of the problem. I therefore suggest that the 10-Ringers continue their usual partying; we will keep you advised of any progress in resolving this issue.

susan28
04-24-2011, 10:40
Details & logic have no place in love......Happy Easter to All


uncle

"In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek" - seen on t-shirt in coconut grove circa 1984.

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 11:13
"In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek" - seen on t-shirt in coconut grove circa 1984.
Oh no! We are in danger of lapsing into some kind of pensive introspective outlook! This may be a crisis!

I offer this antidote: No matter how high, or exalted the throne, what sits on it's the same as your own! (Taken from a Chad Mitchell Trio album - precedes your saying by two decades, Suze. Your play.)

susan28
04-24-2011, 11:18
Eat, Drink and Speak Slurry, for tomorrow we fry eggs on sun-baked kegs?

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 11:22
Indecision is the key to flexibility ... I think.

MinervaDoe
04-24-2011, 11:29
Be careful with the Borg Queen. She loves to cut and snip and replace body parts with her Borg implants (I have heard).

MinervaDoe
04-24-2011, 11:34
I don't mean to call you guys names
As I'm new to your underground games
Not much rhymed with limerick
Once more through the alphabet we find
BIC
Click
Flick
Glick
Hick
Kick
Lick
MIC
Nick
Pick
Quick
Rick
Stick
Sick
Tic
Vic
Wick


just saying .... WELCOME ..... it would seem that ambiguity does not unnerve you

.... 'sides his name is Albert; Uncle Albert to you. Or just Uncle.

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 14:00
Once more through the alphabet we find
BIC Click Flick Glick Hick Kick Lick MIC Nick Pick Quick Rick Stick Sick Tic Vic Wick

This rhyming shtick has reminded the Dungeon Linguistics Unit of a classic moment in the book "1984": An Outer Party functionary is thrown into prison because he could not replace the word "God" in a party-required revision of a pre-revolution poem. He laments: How much of the world's trouble can be traced back to the fact that the English language lacks words that rhyme with "God"!

VN350X10
04-24-2011, 14:01
I am in fact amused by the creativeness of the insult. I shall, in fact recomend that the Linguistics council perhaps bestow some sort of honor upon him for the effort.
Perhaps he will be honered by being given the priviledge of seagull-dung duty prior to the next Lagoon party !

Hello susan28, good to see you back my dear. If you hurry, perhaps you can catch up with Geesie & make it a joint shopping trip. She's already taking Mongo, as the poor man needs some R&R; He's been very busy helping uncle with the preperations(sp) for several of the upcoming summer's events, and quite frankly, is rather exhausted.

Do have a safe trip.:cool:

uncle

21Carrier
04-24-2011, 14:01
Once more through the alphabet we find
BIC
Click
Flick
Glick
Hick
Kick
Lick
MIC
Nick
Pick
Quick
Rick
Stick
Sick
Tic
Vic
Wick


just saying .... WELCOME ..... it would seem that ambiguity does not unnerve you

.... 'sides his name is Albert; Uncle Albert to you. Or just Uncle.


Although there are click, flick, and glick
As well as hick, kick, and lick
All limericks worth while
Are dirty and vile
Hence, I chose the word dick.

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 14:09
All limericks worth while
Are dirty and vile

Certain limericks have achieved a measure of fame without being OVERTLY dirty and vile.

There was a young woman of Madras
who had a most beautiful @$$
Not round and pink
as you might think
but grey, with long ears, and eats grass!

VN350X10
04-24-2011, 14:11
I must investigate this further.......it appears that the lad might know me, or at least know OF me.

If he is capable of lifting my cover, he might require a visit from a couple of the "little friends" that still owe uncle a few "favors".....:wow:

(seagull-dung duty for life ?):dunno:

21Carrier
04-24-2011, 14:12
Uncle, as penance for my insult, I will gladly accept seagull dung-duty.

At the behest of the Dungeon governing bodies, I shall gladly provide receipts, bank statements, and other such documents to prove my disloyalty to the .45ACP. Said documents will clearly show I have not purchased any items (bullets, brass, powder) that would be indicative of use of lesser calibers, at least since I bought the G29.

VN350X10
04-24-2011, 14:17
Studying the avatar closely, and looking at the locale, I may have mis-read "gotta" as "gotsa", hence the confusion.
The linguistics of the South, such as they are, can be confusing to those of us from the frozen northlands.

Does the phrase "Punt 'Bama, Punt" mean anything to you ?


uncle

21Carrier
04-24-2011, 14:36
I don't remember that phrase, it may have been before my time, although I am a HUGE Bama fan. All I remember is Bama stomping the everliving crap out of Michigan State (that usually happens against non-SEC northern teams). My avatar would have said "Until I got a 29", but I ran out of space, hence "gota".

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 14:51
Uncle, as penance for my insult, I will gladly accept seagull dung-duty.

At the behest of the Dungeon governing bodies ...
Permit me the temerity of making a nomenclature correction to your post.

Within the 10-Ring hierarchy, the Dungeon bodies do not govern; we advise, coordinate, facilitate, administer, supplement (I'm sure you catch the drift here.) It would be boorish in the extreme for the Lowly, Servile, Menial (blah, blah, blah) Dungeon Peons to attempt to formally assume a governing function within the 10mm world. As a former 45-shooting Dungeon denizen who is continuing a transition to full 10-Ring membership, I always maintain cognizance of this vital point of protocol.

(Besides, the 39% cut of the take we Dungeon types embezzle from the 10-Ring cash flow make this whole subordinate shtick a hoot!)

MinervaDoe
04-24-2011, 15:08
He laments: How much of the world's trouble can be traced back to the fact that the English language lacks words that rhyme with "God"!
How ironic that some of 1984s problem has been solved by modern parlance.
Baud
Clod
Mod
VOD
iZod



I am at a loss to explain his ignorance of these words (which existed at the time the book was written). Perhaps he was referring to nouns (of which there are much fewer).
Cod
Dodd
Laud
Nod
Pod
Quad
Rod
Sod
Todd
Wad

And now from the random file: Does anybody know when the mechanical bull was invented? I know that Sherwood Cryer of Gillies fame is frequently credited with the invention, but this URL says it was invented by Sam Reeves in the 1970s. :dunno:
http://www.mechdir.com/press/catalog/265/index.html

samurairabbi
04-24-2011, 15:28
And now from the random file: Does anybody know when the mechanical bull was invented? I know that Sherwood Cryer of Gillies fame is frequently credited with the invention, but this URL says it was invented by Sam Reeves in the 1970s. :dunno:
http://www.mechdir.com/press/catalog/265/index.html
While I cannot answer your direct question, I can offer this bit of trivia:

The first commercial mechanical bull was installed, not in any TEXAS bar, but rather in a bar in Western CONNECTICUT!

Bullman
04-24-2011, 15:51
Mechanical Bull, Bah. :upeyes:

MinervaDoe
04-24-2011, 17:06
Mechanical Bull, Bah. :upeyes:
Tell me about it.
I posted this on Facebook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v<WBR>=JlSQAZEp3PA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQAZEp3PA&feature=related)
Then I commented that it was probably the inspiration for the mechanical bull, which then got this stupid, "What came first," train of thought going.
It started off as humor, but quickly degenerated into this stupid encyclopedic one upsmanship thing.
So, yeah, Bah.

ChuteTheMall
04-24-2011, 21:33
MOVED to Page 490:banana:

VN350X10
04-25-2011, 19:45
mechanical bull.....Somehow, the thought of needing an abrasive cut-off wheel to slice my steak reminds me just a bit tooooooo much of some of the dives I ate in back when I drove a truck...:rofl:


uncle

samurairabbi
04-25-2011, 23:02
On the other hand, Unkle, Alice Krige's Borg Queen was hot, even though much of her was ... like the mechanical bull ... mechanical. Of course, she was non-mechanical is all of what we shall euphemistically call "the right places".

MinervaDoe
04-25-2011, 23:17
Which brings to mind the song, "Looking for love in all the wrong places."

21Carrier
04-26-2011, 00:05
While at "The Beach" on Bourbon Street in New Orleans this Spring Break, my girlfriend rode a mechanical killer whale. It was claimed to be the only such beast in existence.

Here's proof: http://glocktalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=1182&pictureid=4481

samurairabbi
04-26-2011, 00:13
While at "The Beach" on Bourbon Street in New Orleans this Spring Break, my girlfriend rode a mechanical killer whale. It was claimed to be the only such beast in existence.

Here's proof: http://glocktalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=1182&pictureid=4481
You have pointed our way to a worthy addition to the 10-Ring Lagoon Facility party setup.





The mechanical shark ain't bad either!

21Carrier
04-26-2011, 00:16
You have pointed our way to a worthy addition to the 10-Ring Lagoon Facility party setup.

The mechanical shark ain't bad either!

You won't be disappointed, it attracts girls about as well as a 90% off shoe sale. When she saw it, she bee-lined straight for it. It is apparently irresistible.

Taterhead
04-26-2011, 20:50
Thare she blows!

MinervaDoe
04-26-2011, 21:30
It's the real O'Neal.
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
"15 miles to the
Love Shack"
Love Shack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The love shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack, baby (a-Love Shack, baby)
Love Shack, baby, Love Shack
Love Shack, baby, Love Shack
Love Shack, baby, Love Shack (Love, baby, that's where it's at)
Love Shack, baby, Love Shack (Love, baby, that's where it's at)

21Carrier
04-27-2011, 01:10
I just watched my girlfriend and four friends completely fail at singing "Love Shack" Sunday night, at their Buffalo Wild Wings company Easter party. It was karaoke at its worst.

Bullman
04-27-2011, 05:44
Did she own the Chrysler? or was it one of her friends?

21Carrier
04-27-2011, 06:03
Oh, no, they went dutch on that bad boy. They bought the chrysler by committee.

VN350X10
04-27-2011, 22:58
Chrysler by Committee.......



sounds like the name of a sleezy rock group.

Rabbi, are these guys on the payroll ?


uncle

samurairabbi
04-27-2011, 23:13
Rabbi, are these guys on the payroll ?

uncle
Sort of. We have them on retainer until 2012.

MinervaDoe
04-28-2011, 08:59
Sort of. We have them on retainer until 2012.

With a Chrysler, we can render the beast into being a lawn ornament by cutting their fuel subsidy.
.... just sayin' ....

Taterhead
04-28-2011, 09:14
And if you never mow the lawn, you will never know it is there in the front yard.

susan28
04-28-2011, 13:12
It's a Mopar.. build it!

samurairabbi
04-28-2011, 13:16
And if you never mow the lawn, you will never know it is there in the front yard.
... And if the neighbors complain about the grass, you can simply claim you have established a Tactical Training Area!

MinervaDoe
04-28-2011, 13:18
The 65 Chrysler Imperial; one of the few cars to be officially banned from demolition derbys. You can't kill them. Their owners just get tired of buying gas for them (and mowing their lawns apparently).
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2502/3975734041_f9188b1bce.jpg

samurairabbi
04-28-2011, 13:40
Listen up, you cantankerous 10-Ringers! (pardon my redundancy) Indy's own Peyton Manning has demonstrated con-man credentials worthy of Dungeon/Penthouse ... whoops! ... Penthouse/Dungeon membership. (Pardon my breach of protocol)

The NFL has begun running baseline mental comparison tests for diagnosing concussion injuries. The baseline tests are used as a comparison to the same tests run after a possible on-field concussion during a game. If the comparison shows any mental degredation, the player is not allowed back in the game.

Peyton has just admitted he tanks the baseline tests! He stated "After a concussion, you take the same test, and if you do worse than you did on the first test, you can't play. So I just try to do badly on the first test."

This is conduct worthy of the highest 10-Ring tradition!

susan28
04-28-2011, 13:52
Listen up, you cantankerous 10-Ringers! (pardon my redundancy) Indy's own Peyton Manning has demonstrated con-man credentials worthy of Dungeon/Penthouse ... whoops! ... Penthouse/Dungeon membership. (Pardon my breach of protocol)

The NFL has begun running baseline mental comparison tests for diagnosing concussion injuries. The baseline tests are used as a comparison to the same tests run after a possible on-field concussion during a game. If the comparison shows any mental degredation, the player is not allowed back in the game.

Peyton has just admitted he tanks the baseline tests! He stated "After a concussion, you take the same test, and if you do worse than you did on the first test, you can't play. So I just try to do badly on the first test."

This is conduct worthy of the highest 10-Ring tradition!

Aye! Well Played, Sir!

Just don't join a handicap bowling league with him, he'd be one of those sandbag queens..

Taterhead
04-28-2011, 14:25
And to think all this time that the stereotype, "dumb jock" was just a ruse.

susan28
04-28-2011, 14:59
And to think all this time that the stereotype, "dumb jock" was just a ruse.

They walk among us, and they are legion..

engineer151515
04-28-2011, 15:04
S28!


Come down by the Slushie chillers and give me a hug.


We hips and elbows into a bearing changeout.

susan28
04-28-2011, 15:29
S28!


Come down by the Slushie chillers and give me a hug.


We hips and elbows into a bearing changeout.

::puttin' on my coveralls and runnin' over to give eng a big greasy hug::

Bearing important.. "it's all in the Spin Cycle.." -Zippy

I've been throwing in with those krazy (pmr) BMWCCA types lately, in process of installing Twin Screw supercharger in my time machine and new clutch to handle additional transdimensional load.. it always comes down to the bearings!

::nuzzling opened-up Slushie chiller, noticing Red maintenance light:: meow..