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joey'sGlock23
06-25-2002, 16:21
a full member gets the 1,000th post!!!


the glory of 840 is upheld by the mighty 10mm into the 4 digits, no 45 guys got the chance to so influence the next 1,000 posts

VN350X10
06-26-2002, 09:35
WELL WELL WELL, We runned & gunned to page 41 !!!!!!!!!!!!

41, as in .41 Magnum....Kinda like a slow shooting 10MM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!;a ;c ;a ;c ;a ;c ;a ;c ;a ;c ;a ;c ;a

G33
06-26-2002, 10:08
Oh...oooh!
;9

samurairabbi
06-26-2002, 11:55
Actually, Joey, there was NEVER any thought within the Dungeon Crew to grab the 1000th post position. Ripping off the cash flow of the 10-Ring for our own nefarious purposes has a certain poetic balance to it; usurping the historic post from the 10-Ringers would have been ... undignified!

While I have the attention of the 10-Ringers, we have a procedural inquiry: How many days rest will you require between the end of the 3 day blowout and the beginning of the Dungeon Insurrection? Mongo needs to know, to properly plan the logistics for the insurrection luncheon and the post-insurrection commemorative dinner.

VN350X10
06-27-2002, 10:46
When there is good food & libation avaliable, uncle albert has been known to be active for a week with no sleep. I'll be unable to eat or drink at the end of my days, so I get it while the gettings good !

In the words of the plant (Aubrey ?) from the little shop of horrors...." FEED ME ";c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

bluemeanie
06-28-2002, 06:55
Mr. Desiato. ;E

Tazz10m
06-28-2002, 14:30
Sammy, now you know we always take a week to recover from those kinds of things! Plan accordingly. All the upgrades sound good, but you better do a bit better on #2. Tiger Girl is scheduled to arrive on the 23rd. and the first thing she plans on doing is getting into those books to make sure they're all straight. Tell Mongo to brush up on his Chinese food... this Kitty is picky...

Hey, if you grab a tiger by the tail, do you have the tiger, or does the tiger have you?

On another note, Rich Lucibella may be dropping by soon, so be ready to set him up proper in the Blue Room of the Penthouse Guest VIP Suite and make sure he gets the all the trimmings. Make sure you also include the 10 Ring Gift Accessory Pack for his G29 and a full cart load of his favorite ammo for it.

1000 posts? Time for another PARTY!!!

joey'sGlock23
06-28-2002, 15:01
To celebrate the 1,000th post, how about five hundred red headed bikini models in black leather bikinis with a G20 on one hip, and a 29 on the other serving the drinks, foood, and giving massages..........;y

Tazz10m
06-28-2002, 16:01
How about a thousand?

joey'sGlock23
06-28-2002, 16:04
well 500 with each 2 guns is 1000, but hey, we can give thier spares to others, I'm flexible

Grog
06-29-2002, 10:52
This thread is still going ;a ;E ;8 ;4 ;5 ;y ;o ;k ;c

samurairabbi
06-29-2002, 11:25
Grog,

This thread has no beginning, nor any end. It simply IS!

Tazz,

We MAY have a scheduling headache on the Insurrection. The 10-Ring parties EVERY weekend; the 10-Ring requires a week to recover from its partying. Makes for a bit of a quandary to schedule our revolt. Let me know your thoughts on this problem.

Good news, though: Mongo's contacts in the Chef business are topnotch. For Tiger Girl's edification, we will be bringing in the world famous Chinese chef and culinary expert, Won Hong Lo, for her dining pleasure. So great is the fame of the 10-Ring facility, Mr. Lo agreed to do this gig for HALF his usual fee! Ahhh, the joys of fame!

VN350X10
07-01-2002, 13:41
GROG ? Is this our beloved Mongo's long, lost brother, stolen as an infant by the Gypsys ?;P ;P ;d ;d ;P ;P

Tazz10m
07-01-2002, 14:06
Sammy, that's such an easy one... ;Q ...run them concurrently just like we always do!

Ask yourself... "Has this party ever ended?"

I don't think i need to answer that!

On another note, Tiger Girl has indicated a taste for abalone... only the finest... so make sure the secret abalone beds stay safe... i think we're going to need them...

VN, you might be right. Ready the DNA Testing Team and get a sample.

Sounds like we could have another party brewing!

Ahhhh... Here at the 10 Ring, the fun never ends! ;f;c

.45Ranger
07-06-2002, 23:20
I SHOULD BLOODY WELL HOPE NOT!!! Mongo's long lost brother found at last? Oh hell yeah that definitely calls for a party. I would be proud to be the man that carries the case from the storage from which the reunited sibs get their first celebratory beer. However it may be neccesary for someone (me? aw shucks) to point out that had this opportunity not arrived surely even in their inebriated state (which, admittedly, appears to be constant. Leading one to wonder just how any of the 10 Ringers are even coherent at all much less able to perform with a gun. Although I am impressed nonetheless.) SOMEONE would be able to come up with an equally suitable reason ( or excuse. Semantics isn't my job unless assigned to me and I don't know it YET. I just point 'em out you decide.) for a party. Although I firmly believe that with this crowd any reason would be considered suitable. For instance "This week has a day that ends in "Y" let's PARTY!"
It has come to my attention that the pure alcoholic tolerance of the members here must be staggering to say nothing of the outright endurance displayed, which in fact may rival the temporal endurance of this thread. That however is a subject that should be elucidated on by someone far more knowledgeable than I. Hmmm. A Dissertation comparing the alcoholic tolerance and jubilationary endurance of 10Ringers to the temporal and metaphysical endurance of th 8:40pm thread? Gotta find someone who may be able to shine some light on these phenomenon both seperately and combined. Wonder who would be willing to step up to that challenge? Hey Sammy! Brother! Got any ideas on this? And for an even better question ( if I may be so bold ). Would it be doable at the next Lagoon Fiesta? Yeah Sammy I know you'll have some concerns regarding this and I think I know what some of them will be but remember we can always use the temporal instabilities at our disposal to recover and make things work. Let me know what ya think. Gotta go. Some anti-gun, rights-grabbing, soccer-mom POS POLITICIAN is givin' me grief about the need for more laws to keep guns in the hands of criminals. I'm afraid I might do something really drastic so I'm outta here.;f

Cheers! ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

G33
07-14-2002, 09:30
Sorry...I dozed off...
Long live the monkey!;b

VN350X10
07-14-2002, 11:38
The DNA testing team has been assembled, but we haven't gotten past the testing/inspecting phase of identifing the DNA of various strains of grains used to produce any of several types of fermented, malted or distilled beverages. We need a larger budget for another research project, to suppliment the one now in (burp) progressssssssssss


;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;a ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

samurairabbi
07-16-2002, 03:37
Nicely done, .45Ranger! You struck the perfect balance between calm rationality and certifiable incoherency, resulting in a truly major league "Huh?" factor guaranteed to muddle the already distorted 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy.) Stay alert for the call-to-action notice; you will be an important part of the Dungeon propoganda/disinformation effort on the morning of the insurrection.

G33
07-17-2002, 19:35
;S

VN350X10
07-18-2002, 17:47
C'mon, G33, no fair videotaping the DNA team without telling us....We'd have shown our better side.

(((((((((BURP)))))))));c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

biere
07-19-2002, 02:40
That is their better side. Normally they are upside down doing a keg stand.

I mean come on. As the dna team they have to rpove they are worthy, otherwise we would all get first dibs on alcohol like they do.

samurairabbi
07-19-2002, 17:14
Yo, Tazz! MAJOR DEVELOPMENTS on the Dungeon Insurrection! Had an interesting phone call this afternoon. The caller: ESPN-2. They heard about our little rebellion soiree' and THEY WANT TO TELECAST IT!

Sound weird, but their guy made sense. They are always scoping out new wrinkles to break out of the field-hockey, low-level auto racing, swimming/diving shtick they are stuck with, while the really juicy stuff gets on HBO pay-per-view and the primary ESPN. Firearms IS a sport, so they figure it falls within their bailiwick.

They like what we've done here at the 10-Ring. Lots of great camera angles, luxurious surroundings and interest points to gracefully fill air time during the more subdued moments of the insurrection. They admire our financial and organizational insight; in particular, they are in awe of our dealings to establish the profitable Borg membership. (See! NOW aren't you glad we simply subverted the Borg to our cause, instead of blowing them away like you wanted?) The Cube can also supply great aerial shots; classier than one of those damn blimps that are always floating around as aimlessly as the standard issue inebriated 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy). The heavy construction we will be doing "under fire" gives them a great dramatic handle for the show. The fiery powerful 10mm rounds flying around would give them the macho firepower they would want for dramatic effect; the more leisurely 45 rounds would give them the gaps they need for promos of their other shows, and for the "color" commentary time that is so precious to the successful sportscaster.

They are willing to cough up some fairly big bucks for the EXCLUSIVE rights. They will contact YOU tomorrow; be ready for them. We can run a sort-of "tag team" hospitality setup for the actual negotiations: You Penthouse 10-Ringers treat them to the wine/booze/food/party aspects of our resort, and we Pro's from Dover down here in the Dungeon hammer out the financial, technical, and organization issues.

I think this will be a winner.

Tazz10m
07-19-2002, 17:50
Well, somm'beyatch, that does sound like a winner! At least now that you mention the INCOME part of it...

As for the blimp, the blimp has a certain appeal to the little kids, plus we can sell advertising space on the side of it, (why can't you remember this things, we do them every event), and while the cube does have it's vantage points, the audience can't see it and we can't sell ad space on the side of it, although maybe we could use both, and even light the torch with the lazer... hey, here's another idea, we could rig up a "Bee-Cams in the hollow points of .45 rounds and use them just like mini BLIMPS! ;a Although don't even think selling ad space on the sides, (duh!)

As for "Exclusive Rights", well, they can have them only to the extend that we control "All Rights" and they have to specify usage and pay us royalties on each use... like the DVD's they are going to make and sell in all their usual various ways.

As for the Borg, and don't forget cuz i'm not going to tell you again, after we milk them for every penny, we are going to melt them, and their cube, down, separate the various exotic and common metals, and sell ingots... of course we will keep the gold and platinum in our very own vaults to boost our very own (and much more stable, i might add) currency.

btw, you did get us out of the stock market before it started falling like i TOLD you it would... didn't you? Well, no biggie if you didn't, we're rak'n in the bucks anyway... soon we will have ALL the politicians wrapped around our little fingers... he...he...he...;f

Oh, and remember, the Tiger Queen arrives Tuesday... BE READY.

That is all for now.

samurairabbi
07-23-2002, 21:33
... (sigh) ... Yes, Tazz, the 10-Ring facility was out of the market before the crunch came along. If you dig down about 25 inches in your in-basket, you will find the Dungeon/Penthouse Administrative Notification of this action.

Even though we did not lose money, one of your comments did cause dismay among the Dung Cru. Just because we are rakin' it in would NOT excuse LOSING money in any endeavor (except for the loss-leaders we like to run at our resort promos.) While we realize that you are a full-bore all-out 10mm type, we slow careful 45 types down here in the suites ... whoops! DUNGEON! ... would still hope for a trifle more perception by you in financial matters.

The tag-team hospitality act for the ESPN-2 types seems to be paying off. We WILL have to make certain changes in the insurrection/counterattack to cater to their requirements, but it is do-able. The whole exclusivity thing has some details to be hammered out. I will keep you posted.

joey'sGlock23
08-01-2002, 23:28
I just had an idea for a 10ring luxury fishing boat. It would be a converted crusie ship, with 10 decks, each with a bar and resturant. There'd be at least three casinos, craps tables modified so a hard 10 pays 1000-1 helcopterpads, and indoor and outer deck range. Heated pools, hot tubs, a minature lagoon, and a cheap remake of the dungeon somewhere below the cargo holds. Not to mention a large distillery. We can us it to have quite awesome parties on sometimes. Oh and when we do get to the fishing, we'll use .45 bullets as the weights, I mean hey, what else would ya do with them?

samurairabbi
08-02-2002, 09:14
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
... and a cheap remake of the dungeon somewhere below the cargo holds ..

Cheap? Did somebody just say CHEAP? NOTHING the 10-Ring Facility does is cheap! We deal QUALITY, we deal AUTHENTIC, when we do something we do it RIGHT! The replica dungeon we created down here after the original was replaced by the IDPA/IPSC tactical range was an EXACT replica, and you don't do that kind of work by doing it CHEAP! Tazz, talk to your people pronto! ESPN-2 is making noises like they want to run our Dungeon Insurrection during SEPTEMBER SWEEPS! This could be big, man! The LAST thing we need now is for the standard-issue situationally unaware 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) being overheard using words like "cheap".

We DO like the luxury fishing yacht idea. The 1000-1 payoff on the hard 10 is a bit unreasonable, though; if we did that, then BOTH the Dung Cru AND the Seahawkers would have to cut back on their embezzlement rates, and NEITHER would be willing to do that! (A miracle! Dungeon and Penthouse actually AGREE on something!)

VN350X10
08-03-2002, 08:36
The DNA research squad hereby voluenteers to oversee the embezzlement procedings (strictly as neutral observers)

Send more barley & hops DNA for testing please

samurairabbi
08-05-2002, 21:29
VN350: Appreciate the offer of help, but c'mon, let's all stick to our specialties. Drunken 10-Ringers (once again, please pardon my redundancy) may be useful in the lab analyzing alchohol molecules, but in posting transactions to 12 different sets of books, NO WAY! Keep up the good work in the lab, though; the ESPN-2 people have expressed interest in running a sidebar feature on your research during a subdued moment in the Dungeon Insurrection.

VN350X10
08-06-2002, 16:08
"SUBDUED MOMENT in the DUNGEON INSURRECTION"

"SUBDUED" ????????????

"DUNGEON" ????????????



In the SAME sentence ?????




RIIIGGHHTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(send more barly pop);c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

Q-Ball
08-09-2002, 21:51
Seahawkers? SEAHAWKERS?? WTFHFRECRU is a SEAHAWKER!!! I am gone for a couple months and you guys let soomthin called a seahawker into the place????
What gives?

samurairabbi
08-11-2002, 20:06
Welcome back, Q-Ball! I see Tazz has stayed in his usual form in keeping the Penthouse crowd up to date in administrative matters. Oh well. I am sure that a sober 10-Ringer can bring you up to speed concerning the Seahawk operation ... (Rabbi, c'mon!; a SOBER 10-Ringer?) ... Yeah ... You're right ... I will provide the explanation.

First, a bit of review. We have the 10-Ring, and we have the Big-Dawgers. We have the Penthouse, the usual abode of the 10-Ring elite, and we have the Dungeon, the usual hangout of the Big-Dawgers who actually keep the 10-Ring Resort functioning. The 10-Ring likes to believe that the Dungeon crowd are its prisoners, and we lowly Dungeon denizens play along with this, because it suits our nefarious financial objectives.

The administrative staff in the Dungeon goes by the title of Dungeon Crew. The financial and embezzlement factions within the Dungeon Crew go by the title of Dung Cru. This epithet was once thrown our way by an inebriated 10-Ringer (pardon my usual redundancy) who thought he was insulting us; well, we liked it and kept the title for our embezzlement operation.

An intelligent, educated, financially aware (and admittedly TINY!) faction within the 10-Ring Penthouse became envious of the Dung Cru success in ripping off the 10-Ring Facility cash flow. They decided that THEY would ALSO set up an embezzlement operation within the 10-Ring Resort Facility. The image of the 10-Ring embezzling from ITSELF struck us as a hopelessly flawed concept, but I think there was this "image" thing at work that made any aspect of reality, no matter how important, redundant to the 10-Ring outlook on life, the universe, and existence. This faction called itself the Special Embezzlement Ad Hoc committee, which was instantly shortened to SeaHoc as a handy acronym. As acronyms go, this one really sucked, so the literary faction of the Dung Cru stepped in and changed it to SEAHAWK. The Dung Cru continues to this day to watch over the Seahawkers, and to gently steer them away from some of the really elementary mistakes that might otherwise foul up their operation.

I hope this answers your question.

Now WE have a question. We could clearly comprehend the WTF part of YOUR acronym. However, the HFRECRU is throwing us. Please provide a translation.

GunslingerP16
08-18-2002, 23:59
Ahhhhhhhhh..... I'm delighted to see that the time/space/data reality warp is still going strong!!! I certainly hope you haven't run off the Swedish bikini team or the Tahitian lagoon girls during my absence. Or has the Rabbi finally been officially recognized as a minor god and claimed them all for himself? Then again, if he was to be recognized as such, think of the potential revenue increases..........

Tazz10m
08-20-2002, 19:58
I see Tazz has stayed in his usual form in keeping the Penthouse crowd up to date in administrative matters.


Of course! The 10 Ring's Tahitian Lagoon Girls demand to be kept up to date by none other than myself, and, not only is each and every one of them multi-orgasmic, they all keep coming (or is that spelled... oh never mind...) back for more... and more... and more... ;f THAT'll keep ya smiling! AND rolling in it... ;a ESPECIALLY with 10 of them!

Ok... long deep breath time... (GET BACK!!! Give a guy a break... please! I'll be back up in a minute... Thank you)... Oh, those girls... YEAH BABY!!!

...At any rate... (no i'm not refering to the embezzlement rate...) Samurai, have you noticed the effects of your lysergic acid diethylmide-10 doses are starting to "double back" on you? Can you even read this... or are the words drifting into fantastic swirling dances again? *sigh* Back.... off..... on..... the...... dose........;g Dude, stop drueling, yer freak'n out the girls again!

Ok... let me know when yer "back"... I'll be up in the Penthouse teaching my advanced massage course...

ciao...

samurairabbi
08-21-2002, 21:23
Gunslinger, I appreciate the thought, but I must regretfully oppose any effort to achieve my deification. If I WERE to be made a minor god, then the take from the 10-Ring cash flow would be considered "tithing", which would be restricted to the standard 10%, instead of the current 39%. I could not keep my dungeon operation running on that kind of cut, so I must regretfully continue in my current "mortal" status.

Tazz, you seem ... hmmm, what's a graceful way to say this ... okay, got it ... DISTRACTED! No problem, we dungeon denizens can run the planning for the ESPN-2 Dungeon Insurrection. Don't worry, we're not trying to cut the 10-Ring out of the planning action! Tell you what, here's how we'll run the daily planning sessions: for any given planning session, ANY 10-Ringer may have a vote in that session if he/she/it has been sober for the 4 days up to and including the day of the meeting. That's ALL qualifying 10-Ringers, not just a selected few! ... (Rabbi, c'mon! NO 10-Ringer could maintain sobriety for 4 straight days, so how could there be ANY qualifying 10-Ringers for the planning sess ... Wait a minute! ... Rabbi, that's brilliant! ... Keep the 10-Ring inebriates out of the way WITHOUT HAVING TO FORMALLY EXCLUDE THEM! ... Damn, Rabbi! Maybe you SHOULD be deified! ... No, scratch that minor God thought; we do need the existing cash flow.)

.45Ranger
08-27-2002, 18:51
Hey Sammy! What news on the Dungeon Insurrection? A tidbit on it SIX days ago then............NOTHING!HAs the (ahem) DungCru all been seduced to the habits of the darkerside? And if so WHY THE HECK wasn't I invited or at least informed? God! Being out of the loop really sucks. Been wandering around this Lagoon for hours. I need a fricken DRINK!.....................Hmmmm. What's behind this door?....HOLY TOLEDO! Is this an office or a combination of CIA HQ, NASA, FBI HQ, The Capitol Building, The Pentagon, and the most complete gun store and pakage store in the world? WOW!...........Smells of perfume? Oils? Incense? And GUNPOWDER! Hmm....This bottle of chablis and these two pistols (G29) ought to keep me in good company whilst I explore. Wow. I'm getting light headed. Haven't had that much wine. wonder what it could be?.....................*Thud*

samurairabbi
08-29-2002, 20:27
Have no fear, Ranger. The Dungeon has not been seduced to the Dark Side; our only link to it is our ripoff of its cash flow.

We are in a holding period on the planning for the Dungeon Insurrection. The ESPN-2 people are waiting on the baseball strike situation. We should know how to proceed by dawn Saturday.

We ARE preparing our propoganda, diatribes, polemics, dialectics, and agitprop materials that will be issued in the pre-insurrection time period. ESPN-2 is really big on that kind of lead-in stuff; they love it for the teasers they will run leading up to Insurrection Day itself. Let me know when you wrap up your journey in the space-time continuum rift; we'll need your semi-coherent rant talent when the BIG effort starts!

Tazz10m
08-29-2002, 23:43
That's it... i'm SICK of this "strike" crap! If it's not baseball, it's teachers, if it's not teachers, it's Boeing... if it's not Boeing, it's ALL THREE!

SCREW 'EM ALL!!!

We're starting our own baseball league!
We're starting our own school system!
We're starting our own aerospace company!

...or have we already done all that? I forget... some one get somebody on it! Find out! Just do it! And Samurai, stop trying to pretend you're coherant! My gosh, how delusional can you be???

Ok, let the Girls back in again... carry me away... i got a massage to do... to get... to be... to see... two we... babe be!

Samurai, i'm tell'n ya... yer miss'n out! Get a 10 and forget that sorry way of dungeon hell!

G33
09-02-2002, 09:17
;*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

samurairabbi
09-02-2002, 19:33
Hmmmm ... Tazz continues to be "distracted" by the Lagoon sweeties ... G33 is still asleep, clearly exhausted by his involvement with G29 ... Well, I guess this just means that the PROs FROM DOVER down here in the dungeon have to step up, take command, and keep the place moving in the proper direction! If any of you minimally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) believe you see anything ominous about our usurpation of authority, please don't sweat it. When everything is over, the Dungeon Crew will crawl back into its inconspicuous operating mode and return to counting its 39% of the take.

Now that the baseball strike has been averted, we know ESPN-2's thinking. The Dungeon Insurrection goes on September 31st! This is, of course, the LAST day of TV sweeps period. While this would strike the dimly aware 10-Ringers (damn, I am redundant again! Sorry.) as being an undesirable programming slot, it is ACTUALLY one of the hottest positions around! The other stations will have blown THEIR hot material in the first few weeks of sweeps and will therefore be putting up really weak programming against the Insurrection. Plus, ESPN-2 will be running teasers for the entire month!

One big change in the Insurrection schedule: the original idea that the 10-Ringers could be lazy until about 5PM, and THEN launch their counterattack ... well, that ain't gonna fly. ESPN-2 needs you 10-Ringers in the field NO LATER than 11AM. Hope that doesn't cramp your pre-Insurrection partying too much.

More later.

FREE THE DUNGEON 87 !!! (Don't worry about this bit of propoganda; the TV people need an early sound bite for their publicity)

VN350X10
09-02-2002, 20:41
11 A.M. .....My God, that's tooo early for man, beast, OR MONGO !!!!!

Can't we at least get a civilized start time, say 3:00 P.M. ?????
I mean , last call isn't untill NOON !!!!!

u.a.;c;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;P ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

samurairabbi
09-03-2002, 21:15
Originally posted by VN350X10
11 A.M. .....My God, that's tooo early for man, beast, OR MONGO !!!!!

Can't we at least get a civilized start time, say 3:00 P.M. ?????
I mean , last call isn't untill NOON !!!!!

... sigh ... Tazz, talk to your people! We've got truly historic television coverage in the works! Is sodden drunkedness all the 10-Ringers can think about at this juncture? (Ahhh ... Rabbi.
That is all they can EVER think about!) ... Okay, you have a point there. We'll think of something.

Okay, I've got it. The TV people have dropped broad hints that they would like the Tahitian Lagoon back in operation by 1PM on Insurrection Day; I think they want shots of the Lagoon Hostesses to satisfy their predominately male viewing audience. Hey, they're paying the freight on the telecast! We can juggle the schedule to do it. (Rabbi, how can we get the new turbocharged diesel generators installed by 1PM? Our original 5PM deadline was pushing it!) ... Don't worry, I'll figure out something on the installation schedule. Anyway: Any 10-Ringer who is feeling fatigue at that time may report to the Lagoon "Hospital", for "treatment", which would include "medicine" administered in large volume at frequent intervals. It'll look dramatic on TV, too.

VN350X10
09-04-2002, 13:39
Fear not....The tecnical mind of uncle albert has a brilliant plan working

We re-set the Duengon & Lagoon clocks, so as to APPEAR that the Cru & others are drinking on the normal (for Ten-Ringers) schedule, But the time really is what the ESPN people want. Kind of like a working(drinking) man's "time warp"
They don't lose air time for "sweeps" & WE don't interfere with the "medicinal" schedule!!

You can all thank me later for this brilliant plan....To the loading shed..a match cometh !!!!!!!!

your humble servent,


uncle albert

G33
09-04-2002, 21:58
The Man From Uncle has spoken...;W

G29
09-04-2002, 22:05
Really...guys...
Don't make the Mistress of Discipline come out of retirement.

To be cont.

G29
09-04-2002, 22:17
Cont.
;N

VN350X10
09-05-2002, 09:24
Cool, Glock pattern CAMO !;b ;P ;b

samurairabbi
09-09-2002, 21:42
Originally posted by G29
Really...guys...
Don't make the Mistress of Discipline come out of retirement.


Yo, G29! You RULE! The TV people were sitting around hashing out coverage ideas; when they caught your MofD action, they FREAKED! You can get some MAJOR coverage on Insurrection Day if you want it! We're talking TWO feature sections, a few sidebars, and (if you are willing to come over to the Dungeon side for a gracious interlude) we can set you up as the Assistant to the Curator of the 10-Ring Art Gallery so that you can spice up the feature on the rearrangement of the Monet and Van Gogh originals in the range foyer. Nothing undignified!; the Art interlude just needs a little pizazz to keep the ESPN-2 gang involved. Let us know; you could OWN Insurrection Day coverage if you put your mind to it!

G29
09-09-2002, 23:26
Dearest Rabbit,
My "mind?" Rusty tried that ploy down in the want ads section. Reminds me of Star Trek: "Brain...brain...what is brain?" (Spock lost his brain episode.) But, I ramble. Let me see how the leather fits and I may get back to you.

G29
09-10-2002, 03:03
On Glocktalk.

G29
09-10-2002, 03:07
Inssurection Day preview.

G29
09-10-2002, 03:21
10-Ring Range.

G29
09-10-2002, 03:22
It fits.... (Negotiation Team.)

G33
09-10-2002, 10:23
G29 has the Monkey!!!


;+ ;W ;*

samurairabbi
09-10-2002, 21:41
... sigh ... Wish I were the monkey right now ...

By the way, Tazz. On the samurairabbi entry on the membership thread, you misspelled the word "sneak". Please correct it before Insurrection Day; it would humiliate the 10-Ring if that error went out to millions of viewers.

VN350X10
09-10-2002, 22:34
WOW.....top the sweeps AND get on the 11:00 PM news....


Will the Lagoon girls be avaliable for an autograph session after the filming? Or is the Swedish bikini team going to be called, interupting the DNA testing of the various species of malt, hops & barley that they are involved in ?

I mean, I have staff to schedule also, hence my idea of the "mini time warp"

uncle albert;P ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;d ;c ;b

Tazz10m
09-10-2002, 23:25
G29 is the MONKEY GIRL!!! YEAH BABY!!! Hey, if the leather fits..... wear it! ;f

Oh, Dungeon Boy....... G29 is now the 10 Ring Queen and RULES your ayzzzz! Deal with that pal! (Tamara has just been absent from the throne a bit too long... as in "abandoned"...) I'm sure that G29 all dolled up in leather will have ESPN2 drueling AND forking over the serious cash for the hot spots in between the insurrection action. Plus, i figure a few shots of G29 beyatch slapping your sorry lead bottom .45 around the dungeon will definitely crank up the ratings!

Uncle Albert, i'm counting on you to make sure we have a packed house of bikini teams, pizza and beer on hand here to keep things hopping. You're the man... i know you can do it!

Ok, got to go... Tiger Girl needs attention again...;a

joey'sGlock23
09-11-2002, 14:24
well I've been away for a coupla months and it seems I have lost the monkey which I've held since before the 1,000th posting. I suppose I could have scarely lost it to anyone better at least. Now on to business, all this talk of tv coverage has given me an idea: live coverage of the 10 ring 24 hours a day, on our own premium channel (naturaly we'd leave out coverage of any sensitive ares, sans sensitive areas on the bikini girls of course) It would be a great way to introduce the unwashed to they marvelous 10 ring way of live, as well as generating some unembezzled income, which could be used for growing and building plants of inebriation, plus we could get our own drunk chicken to run and peck at people, it'd be great

VN350X10
09-11-2002, 17:18
If I can enlist the help of MONGO, a suitable quantity of all things fattening and/or inibreiating shall be a mere moments notice away. Now if he'el leave the girls alone while the cameras from ESPN are running, we've got it made!

"Mongo.....PUT HER DOWN THIS INSTANT"


thank you. One more stunt like that and you'll just have to go to your room untill the party's over.

mongo sorry, be good boy now..help with party.....

bk30
09-14-2002, 00:37
finall joining you 10mm guys, with a G29 ;f

bk30
09-14-2002, 00:38
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020913/capt.1031878621.florida_governor_hsg110.jpg

G33
09-14-2002, 07:05
Disgusting...

See the family gene traits?
Waiting to win the election...

G29
09-14-2002, 08:23
Scared the Monkey.;C

Who knew Mongo was running for Gov;d

samurairabbi
09-14-2002, 12:17
Originally posted by Tazz10m

... I'm sure that G29 all dolled up in leather will have ESPN2 drueling AND forking over the serious cash for the hot spots in between the insurrection action. Plus, i figure a few shots of G29 beyatch slapping your sorry lead bottom .45 around the dungeon will definitely crank up the ratings!
...

When this post hit the thread, we had a quintessential "Monty Python" moment down here in the Dungeon. EVERY guy jumped up yelling "Me first!"

VN350X10
09-15-2002, 09:11
Scared the monky damn near to death....now he's almost afraid of the lagoon girls....

No I didn't yell "ME FIRST"....I wanted to be 2nd or 3rd.....It would take LONGER that way !!!

Oh yeah, one more insult to poor Mongo like that and YOU get to feed him next month !

u.a.;g ;b ;Q :( ;c ;m

samurairabbi
09-15-2002, 10:15
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

(First, I apologize for not having this announcement posted last night. Paige Turco was esspecially hot on the 10PM telecast of "The Agency"; you know how it is.)

We have solved the Insurrection Day problem of getting the marine diesels installed for the wave machine, yet still getting the Lagoon back open by 1PM!

The Dungeon Crew, in a resourceful, daring, and courageous action not seen since the D-Day Normandy invasion, will conduct a NIGHTTIME raid on the 10-Ring Generator Station at 10PM the night BEFORE Insurrection Day. We will slave through the night to get the foundations poured and the approach ramp graded so that the diesels may be delivered at 9AM, instead of the originally scheduled 2PM. This will, I am sure, make the TV people ecstatic.

To provide the cover for this pre-insurrection operation, there will be a humdinger of a party for the 10-Ringers that evening. It will provide a level of debauchery so profound that the Generating Station Security staff AND the Dungeon Guards will collectively say "Screw it! We're gonna party!" This neglect of their sworn duty will have the salutory effect of 1) eliminating casualties during this action, and 2) accelerating progress through the night by eliminating the need to haul inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) out of the way of Dungeon workers who (as usual) are the people who are actually accomplishing something!

In order to soothe the possibly offended feelings of 10-Ringers who may feel "offended" by this surreptitious Dungeon operation, we offer this in compensation: the cost of the food, beverage, and entertainment for this "misdirection" blowout will be covered by the Dungeon Crew out of OUR cut of the take! Hope this helps.

Tazz10m
09-15-2002, 23:38
World take note: Do you see how we 10 Ringers have our prisoners convinced they have some sort of control over their lives? This is how it's done. We get what we want, they get what they think they want, we get ESPN2 to foot the bill, and eventually (one more month should do it) we 10 Ringers will rule everything within 10 light years... (actually we already do, but nobody knows it yet). ;Y

samurairabbi
09-16-2002, 18:33
Yo, Tazz! Could you take a moment from your Supreme Dictator of the Universe shtick, dig down into that marvel of structural engineering known as your In-Basket, fish out the beer and food acquisition forms covering the next 3 weeks (those cover the INSURRECTION period!), and SIGN THEM! No beer would mean too many sober 10-Ringers running around griping about injustice (which is, of course, an exclusive Dungeon prerogative ... at least, until AFTER the Insurrection!) ... and you know what pains your fellow 10-Ringers can be when they haven't had their daily alcohol! As far as delaying the food order ... well ... if you mess up Mongo's culinary operation, your Master of the Universe posturing over your empire will have to be performed from behind the piano!

Tazz10m
09-16-2002, 23:52
Uncle Albert is on beer and alcohol detail.

I'm snagging Mongo to cook for my wedding to Tiger Girl this Saturday... work around it...

Yes, Sammy, you're invited...

Next?

Oh yeah... No, i'm not Supreme Dictator of the Universe.... GOD is... i'm merely the Supreme Dictator of the Local 10 Light Years... sheesh... you act like it's a big deal or something... ;Q

VN350X10
09-17-2002, 08:23
O.K., I can handle this.....I just need approval from the joint commision heads to bring a few of my Barbarian friends in to handle the cooking chores. I can assure all that they are highly qualified in this respect & will preform admirably in a competent fashion.
The only possible drawback will be the potential kidnapping of the Lagoon girls & Bikini team members.(these guys ARE some of MY associates!)
As they are all hunters/shooters/drinkers, they should fit right in, except their good grooming will give them away. (ever see an Armani dressed Conan-type?)

your humble servant,

uncle albert;m ;c ;c ;c ;c ;m

G29
09-17-2002, 19:47
uncle,
Do any of your guys like being on the X-frame?
Starting a list for The Big Day.
;W ;F

VN350X10
09-18-2002, 16:32
One of the boys has just voluenteered, with only two restrictions;

1) you must supply the cocoa butter


2) must be outdoors & sunny.....he likes to work on his tan
(see #1)

u.a.

Tazz10m
09-19-2002, 09:37
MONGO IS DOING THE COOKING.

Mongo's kitchen... Mongo's cooking.

Please don't piss off Mongo.... there's knives in there...

VN350X10
09-19-2002, 17:43
C'MON TAZZ, Not even MONGO can be in two kitchens at the same time...it just seems like it. Besides, he'll be giving his best for you & T.Girl, so we don't want to distract him.
I have it on good authority from the Rabbi that M. can be counted on to yield on this one....besides, I know that I can out-run him, as he's only running for revenge, while I'M running for my life! It's a motivational thing, don cha know !!
Also, I've promised to leave him MY secret recipe for BBQ sauce!
As anyone knows, That's like giving up your first-born!

u.a.;b ;c ;c ;c ;c ;b

samurairabbi
09-19-2002, 17:44
Knife? ... Mongo don't need no stinkin' knife!

Mazel tov, Tazz! I'll be there! I will supply two cases of our best champagne for the reception. As a mark of the Dungeon esteem for your stalwart leadership, we will cover the cost of those two cases out of the DUNGEON cut of the take!

Tazz10m
09-19-2002, 21:55
Thanks Sammy! How thoughtful of you!

Hey, let Mongo cook for me first BEFORE you even tell him about somebody else being in his kitchen.............i don't want him PISSED while he is cooking for my wedding!;f

Oh, and YES Mongo CAN be in two kitchens at once.... that guy is HUGE!

G33
09-22-2002, 05:36
Mongo prepares...

G33
09-22-2002, 05:37
...the X-frame.

joey'sGlock23
09-22-2002, 11:46
and another 840 milestone, we've passed the '1076'th post, I say we party

G33
09-22-2002, 14:27
joey,
The monkey misses you.;T


Party...;V ;Y ;+ ;y ;p

G33
09-24-2002, 15:55
NO! That is not Tamara.
She is in the TFL Underworld.
;a

P.S. In Re PM.

Tazz10m
09-24-2002, 20:40
Is THAT G29???;G

joey'sGlock23
09-24-2002, 23:26
and here I thought the 'x-frame' was a type of revolver.......

samurairabbi
09-25-2002, 15:52
"X-Files" is passe'; "X-Frame" RULES!

G29
09-25-2002, 23:58
:cool:

samurairabbi
09-26-2002, 00:55
Yo, G29! Nice shot of the last 10-Ring Board meeting!

G29
09-26-2002, 05:57
;f

VN350X10
09-26-2002, 22:16
:) , we don need no steenking:)

G33
09-26-2002, 23:36
Update...

Film at eleven...;2

VN350X10
09-27-2002, 17:09
WOW....SUPER....

Gee thanks,G33...most people can't catch me from my good side!!

Can I get an 8x10, huh, please....?


uncle albert

samurairabbi
09-27-2002, 18:17
When I suggested the 10-Ring Board unwind a bit by getting stoned, I did not think they would take me so literally!

VN350X10
09-27-2002, 22:35
to the Rabbi;

Be very specific when you make your wishes, lest they come true despite your best efforts.

u.a.;b

joey'sGlock23
09-28-2002, 01:50
haha, thanks g33, I now have a new desktop wallpaper. If only there was enough room to show the dungeon as low as it really is........

Tazz10m
09-28-2002, 09:57
Finally... a little recognition.

How's the 10 Ring Pyramid coming along?

VN350X10
09-28-2002, 10:48
Hey Tazz,
The construction guys aren't sure.....is the pointy end of the pyramid SUPPOSED to be 328' below grade level?
They said that since I'm not union, I'd have to refer the question to someone in charge, & I can't seem to find the Rabbi, so it's in your capable hands.

u.a.

samurairabbi
09-28-2002, 20:02
... sigh ... This should be conclusive proof that the Dung Cru is the only organization around here that is capable of running a successful pyramid scheme!

G33
10-01-2002, 10:03
Is it Safe...?;d

joey'sGlock23
10-01-2002, 14:45
Is it secret....?

samurairabbi
10-01-2002, 16:16
Insurrection Day has proceeded in a safe manner. If you have to ASK if it is SECRET, then clearly you are not cleared to KNOW what is going on! Nyaa, Nyaa!

Thus far, the only inconvenience we have encountered is that several 10-Ringers committed the faux pau of blocking the sight lines between the ESPN2 cameras and the Lagoon Hostesses. As punishment for this inconsiderate action, they are sentenced to shooting ONLY 40cal for the next 3 days. Severe? Yes, but they deserved it!

45 minutes from now, there will be a special appearance by the Crack Suicide Squad of the Judean People's Front. As a concession to the family nature of the ESPN2 viewer demographics, their flatulance action will be held to a reasonable minimum.

Special thanks to the 6 Army generals of mechanized divisions who, with fond memories of the days as junior officers when they carried 45s instead of the current wimpy 9mm, provided the Dungeon Crew with 72-wheel tank transporters for delivering the marine diesels, which gave us far better visuals that the 18-wheelers that had been originally scheduled. The TV people LOVED the dramatic effect!

Have courage, 10-Ringers! Only 3 more hours of sobriety!

G33
10-02-2002, 00:37
3 hours later...

VN350X10
10-02-2002, 15:18
3 days of shooting .40 ???????!!!!!???

My stars...how cruel & unusual.... dear S'Rabbi,

a late life circumsision would be less painful...

And a better photo op...get ESPN back here NOW !!!!

samurairabbi
10-02-2002, 19:18
Originally posted by VN350X10
3 days of shooting .40 ???????!!!!!???

My stars...how cruel & unusual.... dear S'Rabbi,


Actually, I think we showed them considerable mercy. We could have fired a 45acp round at a 100 yard port, and then had them do pushups until the bullet reached the target!

VN350X10
10-02-2002, 20:50
that could take years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

samurairabbi
10-02-2002, 21:16
Originally posted by VN350X10
that could take years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We know. That is why we claim to be merciful to the miscreant 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy).

VN350X10
10-03-2002, 22:14
a truly wise choice, as always.

your humble servant,

u.a.

samurairabbi
10-04-2002, 02:38
Originally posted by VN350X10
a truly wise choice, as always.

your humble servant,

u.a.

You are a CRINGING BOOTLICKER!

That's okay. I like cringing bootlickers.

VN350X10
10-04-2002, 17:55
o contrair'e....

I am a barbarian, amongst other things, but NEVER in my life a cringer !!!

samurairabbi
10-04-2002, 19:25
Originally posted by VN350X10
... but NEVER in my life a cringer !!!

Perhaps I misphrased. "Subservient" may be the word I should have used.

Before you contest this, please be advised that the Lagoon Sweeties have no trouble whatsoever making you comply with their directives.

VN350X10
10-05-2002, 09:28
If the Lagoon sweeties want to force their will on me,

CAN I BRING THE WHIPPED CREAM ?????????????????????????????
:) ;b :) ;b :) ;b :) ;b :) ;b :) ;b ;c ;c :) :) ;b ;b

G33
10-05-2002, 15:57
Is that sound....
The dreaded....


...X-frame being rolled out for Uncle;d

;f

VN350X10
10-06-2002, 08:04
....anythin'...jes don make me watch nfl fobal....

samurairabbi
10-07-2002, 11:54
Originally posted by G33
Is that sound....
The dreaded....


...X-frame being rolled out for Uncle;d

;f

Permit the Dungeon Crew to offer assistance in this project.

One of the 72-wheel tank transporters used in the Dungeon Insurrection is still available; we can loan it to the 10-Ringers for rolling out the X-frame.

While this transporter is not VITAL for moving the X-frame, I contend that anything worth doing is worth doing with some STYLE!

joey'sGlock23
10-08-2002, 00:34
if it's worth doing in style that leaves only one real choice, yep, you guessed it....IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYERS!!!!!!!!! and lightsaber wielding bikini girls of course, and no ewoks, unless we get an ewok to watch it slap around the dungeon folks......

VN350X10
10-08-2002, 17:40
""GET AN EWOK TO WATCH IT SLAP AROUND THE DUNGEON FOLKS....""

As an esteemed bootlicker of the dungeon persuasion, I hereby submit my own PERSONAL recipe for ROAST EWOK !!!!!

MONGO my friend, please assist me in building a large enough fire....

the eSTEAMED

uncle albert :( :( :( :( :( ;c :(

Tazz10m
10-08-2002, 19:41
Personally, i think that Joey's idea is a GREAT one! ;f

Btw... Tiger Girl says that in Hong Kong they call boot licking "shoe polishing"... ;f ;c

VN350X10
10-09-2002, 17:45
Oh well, how good of an idea can you expect when a person is from a town called "RED STICK" ?

samurairabbi
10-09-2002, 18:03
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
if it's worth doing in style that leaves only one real choice, yep, you guessed it....IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYERS!!!!!!!!! ......

Great idea, but it will take some contract negotiation to implement. The Borg have purchased exclusive fly-by rights to the airspace above the 10-Ring facility above a 50-mile ceiling; they coughed up some BIG bucks to do so, in addition to the excessive amount we bilked them for when they signed up for their 4-way membership. I think they didn't want any other spaceship within range of their Cube when they are ... hmmmm, how to phrase this gracefully ... okay, got it ... distracted by the kinky quad-directional conduct they like to run among themselves at the Lagoon blowouts.

Here's how we can work it. At the next round of Lagoon debauchery, you 10-Ringers get the Borg reps REALLY whacked! The method of doing so we leave in your capable hands. The Dung Cru will take advantage of their distraction to get the new agreement signed. Hey, if we work it right, we could DOUBLE the profits from our airspace leases. Let's do it!

G29
10-10-2002, 00:18
Dearest Rabbity,
I have arranged for you to meet the Borg negotiator. Please advise. Secret file attached.
Regards,
G2of9

;m ;m
Eyes Only
S.Rabbity
;m ;m

G33
10-10-2002, 15:16
Rabbi, you lucky devil!;K

Tazz10m
10-10-2002, 23:50
I think i better handle this one personally...;f

joey'sGlock23
10-11-2002, 02:28
Tazz, no need to worry, 7 of 9 and i have already "negotiated" thuroghly, she was highly "receptive" to the idea of allowing star destroyers to share borg ship space, she really wants to the see the ewok throw down in the dungeon

Tazz10m
10-12-2002, 00:17
No worries, Joey, she and i already knocked out the details and we slammed a few to seal the deal and make it good. Btw, those Ewoks were a great idea... chicks dig Ewoks!

Hey G29, are you enjoying manipulating us "male types"? ;c ;* ;c

VN350X10
10-12-2002, 11:47
But HOW do chicks dig ewoks....Fried, baked, roasted, BB-Q'd, or stir fried ????

Either way, I have several different recipes, Mongo has prepared a roaring fire, & myself & my Barbarian brethern work on the theory..
"If it's cute & furry, it MUST be delicious"

(the always hungry) uncle albert;c ;c ;c (to wash it down)

G29
10-12-2002, 16:49
;N

samurairabbi
10-12-2002, 18:03
Vou !!!

joey'sGlock23
10-12-2002, 20:02
what power?

VN350X10
10-13-2002, 20:06
Note to Joey....

It is perfectly acceptable in most recipes to substitute monkey for ewok....

G33
10-13-2002, 23:27
uncle has the Monkey!;f

Tazz10m
10-15-2002, 06:09
UNCLE MONKEY!!

...or does that make you the Monkey's Uncle? ;f ;c

joey'sGlock23
10-15-2002, 13:00
eating monkey can cause ebola

samurairabbi
10-15-2002, 14:07
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
eating monkey can cause ebola

10-Ringers may put such fears to rest; preparation of monkey by a trained proficient chef such as Mongo removes any danger of being infected in such a manner.

The REAL danger comes from another aspect. If you fail to be TRULY enthusiastic about Mongo's recipe for this delicacy, you are looking at MAJOR piano time!

VN350X10
10-15-2002, 16:59
I have reason to belive that I am now OFFICIALLY a monkey's uncle !!!

Mongo, prepare the feast if you please....

Drinks are hereby on uncle albert !!!!!!!!!

G33
10-16-2002, 10:12
Photos of Ten-Ring during party.

G33
10-16-2002, 10:13
After party.

VN350X10
10-16-2002, 22:03
If only it was that easy.......

joey'sGlock23
10-16-2002, 23:43
Originally posted by samurairabbi


10-Ringers may put such fears to rest; preparation of monkey by a trained proficient chef such as Mongo removes any danger of being infected in such a manner.

The REAL danger comes from another aspect. If you fail to be TRULY enthusiastic about Mongo's recipe for this delicacy, you are looking at MAJOR piano time!




not true, ebola being a NEGATIVE stranded RNA virus and conatining...... hmm if you read at the speed of a .45 bullet it'll take hours just to finish that.

Update on the ewok project: I've just begun the final phase of ewok training. Inspired by an episode of south park I'm training him to bite a hot dog in half as it protrudes from the zipper of a pair of pants on a manneqiun. I trust you can see the results if the dung cru steps out of line......

G33
10-17-2002, 11:13
;d

G29
10-19-2002, 10:49
Tazz,
I had my hair done.
What do you think?







Edit to protect the thread.:)
G29

G33
10-19-2002, 10:55
Oh.....
Stirring the pot again is she...;Q

samurairabbi
10-19-2002, 14:37
Originally posted by G29
Tazz,
I had my hair done.
What do you think?

... as if ANY 10-Ringer, even under normal circumstances, could ever think!

Permit this lowly Dungeon denizen to offer a philosophical observation: There are moments in life when one cannot help but contemplate the tensile strength limits of nylon thread.

MakeMineA10mm
10-19-2002, 20:26
You know, I had to quit reading this thread a few months ago, as it was beginning to consume my every waking thought.....

So, to test the waters I decided to look in and what do I see??? You guys are STILL talking about MONKEYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

So, I figured, if the conversation here has gotten that mundane, I could easily start reading and posting here again.

And then I saw G29's file attachment.............;G

VN350X10
10-19-2002, 20:32
He's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack........

Tazz10m
10-19-2002, 22:21
Originally posted by G29
Tazz,
I had my hair done.
What do you think?

I think G33 and i need to have a nice little talk...

Oh, btw G29, your hair looks absolutely fantastic... among other things... but i'm not sure what Eric would think... maybe you should email me pictures like that... or should i say, "more pictures like that"? ;K

joey'sGlock23
10-19-2002, 22:31
how do you manage that wind swept look?

G33
10-19-2002, 23:55
My favorite.
No make-up.
Relaxed.

samurairabbi
10-20-2002, 11:57
To the attention of G29:

Morale has sort of gone straight to hell among the male members of the Dungeon Crew since you deactivated that Brooke-whatever link. I am concerned; if the spirits here (human, not alcoholic) continue their downward trend, we could be looking at SEVERE side-effects, not ONLY for the Dungeon Crew, but for the ENTIRE 10-Ring. My finely attuned sense of what is happening is detecting some talk of raising the embezzlement rate to an ungodly FORTY ONE POINT SEVEN percent if this situation is not rectified! I am powerless in this situation; only YOU can save us from this agony! Please reconsider!

G29
10-20-2002, 20:24
Dearest Rabbity,

Let me consider. I'm feeling a bit under the gun...

G29
10-20-2002, 20:29
G33 is pretty partial to the no make-up look.

Like this one in bed...

Tazz10m
10-21-2002, 12:08
I like the one with the wind blown hair... and open blouse... it makes me want to roll around... ;a ;a

G29
10-21-2002, 16:52
OK, when I get back in the country, I will post an avatar for approval.;)

G29
10-22-2002, 03:01
How is this for Avatar?

G29
10-22-2002, 03:09
Or?

G33
10-22-2002, 17:03
G29 has the Monkey!!!
;N ;M ;N

Tazz10m
10-22-2002, 19:27
Ooooooooooooooo.... MONKEY GIRL!!! OouUUUUWWWW!!!

samurairabbi
10-22-2002, 22:38
It appears the ethereal essence of perfection that is G29 has the 10-Ring leadership totally freaked out; such is to be expected. The Dungeon Crew will take up the slack!

We hereby convene a Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal (hereafter referred to as SPT) to consider the G29 Avatar Question. This SPT will convene on November 31 at a time most suitable to maximize the level of alcoholic consumpti ... Whoops! I mean CONSIDERATION AND ADJUDICATION ... which this issue deserves. Details of the SPT agenda will be published whenever we think you lascivious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) deserve to know them.

Actually, G29, we have the morning line on your initial G29.jpg tit ... excuse me, paychecks to sign ... scribble, scribble, scribble ... okay, I'm back ... where was I? ... Oh yeah ... your initial G29.jpg titular avatar proposal. In the immortal words of Dan Ackroyd in the movie "Dragnet": "Impressive ... bordering on superb!"

More on this situation as they ... Whoops! ... IT matures!

G29
10-22-2002, 23:15
Monkey;d

joey'sGlock23
10-22-2002, 23:43
it all seem's to have matured enough, I mean hey, this is THE RING, who wants mature????

VN350X10
10-24-2002, 18:49
Where did G29 get a picture of two of my frat brothers & the dorm's bouncer from my college days????
;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

Tazz10m
10-25-2002, 19:43
Ok, Monkey Girl, how DO you keep those big apes happy working foryou, not against you?

G29
10-27-2002, 22:11
Tazz,
Solutions:

G29
10-27-2002, 22:11
Or:

Tazz10m
10-28-2002, 01:31
Ok, now you've got my attention! ;f

Is that legal?

samurairabbi
10-28-2002, 15:51
So many bananas ... so little time!

G33
10-28-2002, 15:57
;3

VN350X10
10-29-2002, 15:08
...my brain goes numb at the thought....

G33
10-31-2002, 11:53
My 2nd favorite.

G29
11-01-2002, 00:29
That's it!:(
Back to the embezzelment, riot, fluid control, and Mongo Bongo (ESPN2).

Dearest Rabbity, the control of the thread is back to you.;)

Horizontal and vertical to boot.

Solution 42... ;U



P.S. Hate that Mork from Ork pose...sheeesh!

VN350X10
11-02-2002, 09:06
note to G29.....

......solution 42 seems most logical.......

u.a.

samurairabbi
11-06-2002, 22:41
Originally posted by G29


Dearest Rabbity, the control of the thread is back to you.;)

Horizontal and vertical to boot.


Appreciate the thought, G29. Not really sure I really WANT control back, though. Things are now running smoothly since we installed the administrative reforms during the Dungeon Insurrection; the Dungeon Crew now has ample leisure time to contemplate the more subtle nuances of physical existence. Besides, control of horizontal and vertical is specifically reserved to the Penthouse Gang by the Joint 10-Ring Penthouse/Dungeon Interagreement Protocols as amended really late in the September 31 10-Ring Board Meeting. Anyway, the 10-Ring crowd is perfectly capable of controlling the Horizontal and Vertical. The Penthouse has an ample supply of sober members to perform this task ... well, an adequate supply of sober members ... make that SOME sober members ... hmmmm, make that a FEW sober members ... well, ONE sober member at all times ... maybe one sober member PART of the time ... ... ...

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The Dungeon Crew will control the Horizontal and Vertical!

Tazz10m
11-07-2002, 09:23
What we need is more pictures................G29...

G33
11-08-2002, 11:56
G29 is out of zone for awhile.
All your pictures are belong to us!;E


P.S. Her last garbled transmission:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregulated lagoon...{garble}...Tazz...{garble}...Rabbity...{garble}...10mm...tea leaves...{garble/scratch}...
[Contact lost.];d

G33
11-08-2002, 23:48
D. Crew search party:

wabash
tazz
skevlar
G29
glockenneger
tamara
exboss
gigoondoman10
sharkfrenzy
tkm
samurairabbi


history quiz--what did they start?

Terry Newton
11-10-2002, 12:47
I give up.

samurairabbi
11-15-2002, 23:04
Originally posted by G33
G29 is out of zone for awhile.
All your pictures are belong to us!;E


P.S. Her last garbled transmission:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregulated lagoon...{garble}...Tazz...{garble}...Rabbity...{garble}...10mm...tea leaves...{garble/scratch}...
[Contact lost.];d

G33, we have an offer of assistance in this crisis!

The Borg Cube has swung by to drop off the 4 Borg members to set up for the November 31 Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal; evidently, they are going to run some really kinky 4-way hijinks that require special resources, facilities, and logistics. Details I don't ask about! As long as the check clears, I don't make waves!

Anyway, they expressed concern about G29 being out of contact. They offered to scout around, locate her, and have her back in time for the party. If this can be useful to you, let them know.

Terry Newton
11-16-2002, 05:24
And how do we let them know?

G33
11-16-2002, 12:37
Babel Fish.;2

G33
11-16-2002, 12:39
Cont. Page 48.

Spoiler Hint:









Look only at your own peril...;m









Look at the 1st page of the 8:40PM Thread.;d

G33
11-16-2002, 14:14
Ten-Ring Eyes Only
******************
;m;m;m;m;m;m;m;m;m

Ten-ring Advanced Zebra Zone-rangers (TAZZ) have developed intel on the Borg contact.

1st photo is the Rangers at work.

G33
11-16-2002, 14:16
2nd photo is a highly classified, long range scan of the Borg contact.

samurairabbi
11-16-2002, 15:59
The Dungeon Crew welcomes the Ten-Ring Advanced Zebra Zone Rangers to the 10-Ring Facility. We can use you on counter-insurgency duty. Drink up; your first day partying is on the house!

Permit me a philosophical observation: there are more horse's rear ends on the 10-Ring Board than there are horses!

TKM
11-21-2002, 22:43
G33, Holy Carp!!!
I'd forgotten I was in on the beginning of this weirdness.
Always seemed like the thread was just there.

Sorry I haven't been back as much as before but my computer is so viciously anti-cookied these days it's a chore to post.

G33
11-22-2002, 01:25
TKM WINS!
The list was of the posters on the first ever page of The 8:40 PM thread.;f

Seems like a million years ago...;Q

samurairabbi
11-24-2002, 21:35
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Believe it or not, the Dungeon Crew needs the help of the Penthouse Crowd on an important issue.

The ESPN-2 gang went totally stark-raving berserk on the incredibly high ratings they got on the Dungeon Insurrection. They want MORE! They want it SOON! They are waving MAJOR payment advances!

It would be passe' to simply run ANOTHER Insurrection; to take so obvious a followup would demean the dignity of BOTH the Dungeon AND the Penthouse. The trouble is, we Dungeon types simply cannot come up with a classy sequel.

We have considered this issue while counting our embezzlement take, while hauling the inebriated 10-Ringers out of the path of the beer delivery trucks, while savoring Mongo's culinary delights, and while knocking back BOTH the '59 AND the '61 Lafitte Rothschild. We can't seem to come up with that magic idea.

Perhaps the calm, thorough, well-considered 45ACP Dungeon mentality is too far out of position to solve such a problem. It may be that the sick, demented, inebriated, gung-ho, flat-trajectory, micro-second bullet travel time 10-Ring-type outlook on life is what is needed to conceive an idea worthy of presentation by the 10-Ring Facility. We Dungeon types can carry the implementation and administrative load, once we have THE idea! The Penthouse Crew will have to sober up (at least, momentarily), do some coherent thinking (for a change), and come through with that killer idea for the glory of the 10-Ring! We await your inspiration!

G33
11-25-2002, 01:52
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
;5

samurairabbi
11-25-2002, 11:48
Originally posted by G33
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

A plausible idea, but unfortunately it has already been done. In the '60s, somebody commercially released an 8-hour movie consisting ONLY of one person sleeping. So (I guess) the idea has already been taken. Plus, it would be a little off-kilter for ESPN-2.

We appreciate your trying, though.

VN350X10
11-25-2002, 21:28
How about a tape of Howard Cosell talking?
Then we could ALL get some sleep.
Who knows, it could be the next hit for I-Max

samurairabbi
11-25-2002, 22:10
Originally posted by VN350X10
How about a tape of Howard Cosell talking?

Wouldn't work - ABC owns the rights, so we can't use him. (Thank God!)

G33
11-26-2002, 09:59
Ugh...fell asleep at the key board reading the three sets of accounting books...
Er...anything happen...?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....;d

Tazz10m
11-26-2002, 13:30
How about we have a televised hunt for G29 extravaganza? She's been absent for so long now i'm beginning to think that maybe G33 had something to do with it. If we do find that there's been some sort of terrorist foul play, maybe we can sneek up on the terrorist bastid(s) and demonstrate the overwhelming devistating effectiveness and awesome mighty power of the 10mm. Then we can segue to the victory celebration party even more fantastic than those of the past which we've become so famous for.

Think of the colorful and wild photo opportunities! ;+ ;Y ;3 ;* ;3 ;Y ;+

VN350X10
11-26-2002, 19:03
excellent technical point Rabbi.....
.....and correct on all counts as usual!

probably not one of my best ideas to date. scratch Cosell

G33
11-27-2002, 16:38
;E = G29.

;f

VN350X10
11-30-2002, 21:37
Hmmmmmmmmm... G29 a space kadet?

seems rather far fetched to me......

a picture of the ears might help decide.

To Spock? or not to Spock?..... that is the question.

G33
11-30-2002, 21:46
Ears.

VN350X10
12-01-2002, 21:18
points well taken.....

G29
12-02-2002, 11:52
Hey!
Back in the country...umm the Sector/Quad; so Hi to all.
*********************
Quasi-Official Report
*********************

Mongo and I went on a deep space mission(Tazz sent him to spy on Rabbity; Rabbity sent him to spy on Tazz; oh...you get the idea).

First off, this stargate tech we are using is weak; I have seen toilet bowls that flush better; but it beats the warp and improb-drives--it leaves your clothes on. In any case we traveled without moving, folding or bending space, maybe. There was some discussion that the triple-blackhole was not there before.

Mongo is a sweetheart and gentleman when away from the Lagoon. The Borg are fully on board with the Ten-Ring, as there is a new threat. Who knew their negotiator was tall and blond (7of9)!?

Mongo was quiet taken and...Taken (show to be released soonest).

Oh...Tazz, that long-range Zebra unit just doesn't work; stripes in deep space...I think not. No camo value...zero...trust me on this one.

Well the first contact went well with the new species (photo attached). I'm going to have a long talk with G33. See, the deal is that this lifeform scans the mind and replicates to the form seen in the mind. So, my question is how did Mongo see the photo in G33's wallet???

Someone must pay. G33 is chained to the bed as we ...whatever.

Anyhow, all is set...well imagine 10 trillion of these creatures wanting to visit the Ten-Ring Lagoon and buying 10mm ammo. They were most interested in that. Not sure what for...you analyst type can work on that back at base.

We are talking a lot...really huge amount of income...Rabbity...four sets of books please.

Oh G33 please...

Full report is being transmitted in triplicate and encoded per regs. Scan is attached but a bit fuzzy as 3 meter high aliens, Mongo and the passing Zebra unit all happened at once. BTW, Mongo had to give up cell samples for all 10 trillion...they never gave me a second glance...what's up with that..?

OK have to go interrogate G33 about wallet thing...nice new disruptor have I;)

G33
12-02-2002, 18:38
;4

samurairabbi
12-02-2002, 19:15
Originally posted by G33
;4

Yo, G33. A disinterested observer of these proceedings would invariably conclude that help is the LAST thing you really want at this time!

Welcome back, G29. After diligent study of the alien incarnation represented in your photo, I have concluded this: the StateAuto insurance outfit has no monopoly on minimum coverage!

The gang in the 10-Ring Facility Tech Center offers this cover vs. concealment evaluation of that OD camo suit: covers just enough, conceals damn little!

Oh well. I have no desire to interrupt your interrogation sessions with G33. Just remember, though, if you have a moment ... elegant private dining room ... secluded private entrance ... our most discreet service staff ... a case of ammo to keep G33 out of the way - whoops! USEFULLY OCCUPIED! ... fine quisine ... exquisite wines ... (think it over)

VN350X10
12-02-2002, 21:40
G33, please, no wimpering here.......

"Ees not time to be seesey boy"

or as a Jamacian friend of mine is fond of putting it "Tis not right to be a girlie mon"

G29, most excellent report on your findings. From the transmitted image of the lifeform encountered, it seems only fitting that they wanted samples of Mongo. After all, he is an excellent specimin of his species (whatever it is) & an excellent cook to boot.
Glad that you've returned back thru the wormhole to the 10 Ring.

later,
u.a.

Tazz10m
12-04-2002, 01:55
G29, wecome back! I was just about to invite G33 to the dungeon torture chamber for a little chat about where you were... although, of course, i already knew.

Funny coincidence, i have TigerGirl chained to the bed too... but she... oh, never mind...

I confess, i showed Mongo your picture you gave me for my wallet... i love that shot... it reminds me of the time... well you remember... and yes, i knew those aliens would pick his brain and find it. I love it when a plan comes together! I just can't get enough of your incredible classic beauty, your pointy... ears... so i figured i'd clone it in my own special little way. Ok, i got others to do the work for me... hey, typical me, i'm busy... what can i say? It's all good.

Anyway, i need you to get that perfect bod of yours up to the 10-Ring Penthouse design studio so we can nail down the final lingerie designs if we are going to beat out Vickies Secret again like we did last year in France... and bring those shoes! The champagne's chill'n. The Limo's already on the way.

Ciao for now.

G33
12-04-2002, 06:48
These?

Tazz10m
12-04-2002, 09:16
Nope....

samurairabbi
12-04-2002, 19:53
Right about now, I wish I had the exclusive Chain Concession for this outfit.

Tazz10m
12-04-2002, 21:17
I keep tell'n ya, get yourself a 10mm... ANY 10mm. It'll get you at "Get Out Of The Dungeon Free" card, and.... and this is the real bonus... i'll put you in charge of all the concessions...(of course i will still retain ultimate control)... MONKEY BOY!!!;i

samurairabbi
12-04-2002, 21:53
Originally posted by Tazz10m
It'll get you at "Get Out Of The Dungeon Free" card ...

" ... but I don't want to be rescued!"

G33
12-04-2002, 21:54
Page 49 Monkey!!!;f ;e ;a

Tazz10m
12-04-2002, 21:58
Who said anything about being rescued? You don't have to use the card, but you do get one to use if you ever want to jump out of the pan into the fire... MONKEY BOY! ;u

samurairabbi
12-04-2002, 22:09
Actually, being Monkey Boy for a while has its advantages. Turns out, the monkey is proficient in checking head space in AR-15s using only ... how to phrase this discretely ... a certain bodily appendage. It saves my having to pop for a set of mil-spec headspace guages. Who knew!

joey'sGlock23
12-04-2002, 22:50
Using the monkey for non 10mm purposes is strictly frowned upon;L After all, one day I'll get it back, and i want it in undamaged condition, or I'm afraid I'll have to throw down DBZ style

samurairabbi
12-05-2002, 18:10
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
Using the monkey for non 10mm purposes is strictly frowned upon;L

Ahhhh ... JG23, we know you mean well, but your statement is subtly contrary to the existing 10-Ring Facility Operating Agreements. If you would check the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Intra-Facility Maintenance Protocols instituted the last time the 10-Ring Board delivered a sober quorum to a meeting, you would see that the monkey is precluded only from non 10mm PISTOL caliber purposes. RIFLE caliber actions by the monkey are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Besides, if you saw the monkey's enthusiasm and attitude while checking headspace on the ARs in the arsenal, you would agree that this effort is a natural for him!

Tazz10m
12-05-2002, 19:19
Well, if the little monkey starts screaming like a chimp on fire, we'll know what happened.

VN350X10
12-06-2002, 22:59
DANGER.....DANGER...IMPOSTER ALERT !!!!!

There is NO way our dear KosherKatana would ever use "sober" & "quarum" in the same sentence in regards to any 10-Ring function or meeting.

I hereby demand the capture & flogging of this imposter, lest he tarnish the reputation of our good Rabbi.

Mongo, to the 4X4, we must save the Rabbi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tazz10m
12-07-2002, 01:39
I concur.

Execute counter measures.

Q-Ball
12-07-2002, 09:53
Ok so I rented Reign of Fire, less than impressive cinematic experience. In fact the movie was pretty cheesy, the only things that saved it from sucking out loud with big wet squishy noises were lot's of FAL's and strong acting by Matthew McConaughey, who seems to be able to deliver even the crappiest dialog and make it believable. Anyway there are scads of big ugly flying dragons flapping 'round lighting fire to everything in sight and generally rampaging'round and no one seems to be able to do much about it. So anyway I figure there must not be any 10mms left, because if there were there wouldn't be this whole dragon issue in the first place. Of course a few rounds of winchester silvertip 10mm would quickly dispatch even the most persistant of the big scaly troublemakers.

joey'sGlock23
12-07-2002, 11:02
Originally posted by VN350X10
DANGER.....DANGER...IMPOSTER ALERT !!!!!

There is NO way our dear KosherKatana would ever use "sober" & "quarum" in the same sentence in regards to any 10-Ring function or meeting.

I hereby demand the capture & flogging of this imposter, lest he tarnish the reputation of our good Rabbi.

Mongo, to the 4X4, we must save the Rabbi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I've been hitting the books all night and came up with a possible conclusion. That IS our rabbi making those comments!! It's a little esoteric, but he may not have known that extreme zen meditation combined with a diet high in unleavened bread and gifilte fish can put a great amount of stress on regions of the brain that control personality. Since I don't know where we could find a Dark Crystal, and a Rune Stone of Gildor, two things required for the reversing, we may have to just throw 10mm casings at him untill he comes to his senses.

samurairabbi
12-07-2002, 18:03
Hmmmmm ... this has possibilities.

SamuraiRabbi: political prisoner ... or greedy doubletalking sleazeball! Be part of the discovery effort! Get your credit card ready, and dial

1-888-REALLY-PROFITABLE-CON-JOB

(advertising disclaimer: you will not be ripped off any more than you truly deserve)

PS to the 10-Ring: Rather than throwing 10mm casings in my direction, it might be easier and more effective to just spring for a 20 to convert me to your cause (along with an aftermarket 6" hunting barrel and several hicap mags). Think of the damage such an action would inflict on the Big Dawg competition! The pain would, I am sure, induce them to drink even more heavily at the 10-Ring facility bars, thus improving the already ample 10-Ring cash flow! Just a thought.

Q-Ball
12-14-2002, 21:32
So anyway it's like this, we are coming up on TWO, 2, duce, dose, 1+1 years of this insane thread. Checkity check it out, first post was not by Wabash on 1/10/01. I have pulled it out of the bit bucket at least once, and faced dire threats of retribution by the Kosher Katana for doing so BTW. I believe that some serious celebration is in order for the LONGEST RUNNING THREAD ON GT EVER!!!!! So if I may suggest some preparations.

Rabbi, on 1/09/03 please have Mongo and the dungeon crew begin filling the small pool with rum, Bacardi gold or 151 please. The medium pool with champaign ( I will of course defer to your judgement on the vintage) and the large pool with beer (I would suggest Newcastle but let Tazz or MMA decide).

Please have all the Tahitian Lagoon Girls spend an extra 15 minutes on the stairmaster for the next few weeks, we really want them trim and oh so hhhhhhooooootttttt.

Because I am pretty sure I have got this deal sewed up with Diamond P productions to shoot all the event footage FOC in return for a little rubdown time with the girls. This frees up the 10 Ring Movie Crew and 10 Ring Productions Inc. staff to party hearty with the rest of us.

Which brings up another thought, who's in charge of the 10 Ring Speedway now? We need to make sure the walls are lined with at least 16 to 20 inches of Q-Systems Impact-O-Foam (provided gratis of course by Q-Systems Intergalactic, errr I mean International of course) You know as well as I do that the guys and gals are gonna have a few too many and hotwire the demo cars, the Impact-O-Foam will help prevent injuries in the inevitable impacts, as well as sparing expensive body work.

Tazz can you make sure all the ranges are extra sharp looking. Particularly the 200 yard 10mm range and the 10 yard .45 ACP range. I thought perhaps we could get our hands on a few old APCs for the 200 yard line on the 10mm range, we can have some serious armor piercing fun. Baloons and empty beer cans will be adequate for the .45 range.

Sammi can you detail someone to take care of getitng the invite out to the Black Helo boys and the Borg? They are welcome as long as they bring Seven and behave themselves, if they try sticking me with those little tubey things again I will most likely become very, very upset.

Catering will of course be left to the most excellent devices of Mongo and the dungeon staff.

Does anyone else have any suggestions, requirements or threats concerning the celebratory activities for second birthday/ aniversery of the venerable font of all wisdom/ philosophy/ alien technology 8:40PM ???
All Hail 8:40PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

G33
12-14-2002, 21:47
Yes, with that we head towards 50!;f

samurairabbi
12-14-2002, 21:52
Originally posted by G33
And Sammi loses the Monkey.

No problem. All the ARs will be headspaced by then.

G33
12-14-2002, 21:53
Warping again?;b

Q, good idea.;+

samurairabbi
12-14-2002, 23:55
Yo, Q-Ball! Nice setup, but using the large pool for beer is a little overkill. At the 2-year blowout, we will need the large pool for (of all things) PEOPLE! The Logoon hostesses get all out of sorts if they can't run their in-the-water shtick. Plus, as some sober 10-Ringers may recall (okay ... as the ONLY sober 10-Ringer may recall), getting the chilled beer pipelines running to ALL points in the 10-Ring Facility was the major reason we threw the Dungeon Insurrection!

As far as having the Lagoon Ladies putting in extra stairmaster time ... well, that is outside the Dungeon Crew jurisdiction. At the risk of restating the obvious, they are packing 20s! They do what they want!

joey'sGlock23
12-15-2002, 02:48
food, lots and lots of food, oh and shorten the 45 range to 7 yards, we want that to be over by nexts years party maybe we can have a big poster on how the 9minimeter is better then the 45, we can set it up at 25 yards and watch the 45ers die of old age before hte bullets reaac it. there will be no need to set up a reason 10mm is better, cause they already know it

Q-Ball
12-15-2002, 08:40
Sammi
Sorry, I missed the bit about the chilled beer pipelines, I musta been drunk at the time. As far as the Logoon girls go the reason I was was hoping that you or Mongo would take care of it is because they kind of frighten me. What can I say. Oh I know

All Hal 8:40PM!!!
WWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAAAAWWW!

Tazz10m
12-15-2002, 12:23
Good work, Q!

Don't worry about the Lagoon Girls... i'llllll take care of them! ;*

I know, it's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it... and hey, it's not a thankless one!

Q, did you nail down the band yet? Mick said he wants to play the Ring while he's still alive. He also said he'd pay us for the privilage.

Oh, i almost forgot, it's ok to fill the large pool with your favorite beer. We'll just dig another BIGGER pool for the girls to swim in... with below water level viewing windows and another club pub... "10 Deep"...

Hey, does the Christmas tree look GREAT or what? AWESOME!!! Also, the 10 Ring Lagoon Girls all dressed up like Santa's Helpers really picks up the spirit!

samurairabbi
12-15-2002, 17:36
Tazz,

One detail to check before we start excavation for the new swimming pool. Putting that 4th pool in the natural spot in relation to the other 3 would mean we have to shift the 14 satellite dishes to the OTHER side of the marine diesel generator building. No big deal, but it would mean cutting off the signal feeds for a full 8-hour shift. You may recall what happened the last time this happened: the majority of the lascivious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) totally freaked when they couldn't watch their porno movies. Are we TRULY prepared for a repetition of this?

joey'sGlock23
12-15-2002, 18:24
we should authorize a 2.4% cut in dungeon embezling to fund a tivo mission from the future back to the party so we won't miss any of sammys porno movies or the simpsons....

samurairabbi
12-15-2002, 19:09
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
we should authorize a 2.4% cut in dungeon embezling to ...

This sounds good to me. We Dungeon Denizens are already ignoring the official 35% authorized embezzlement rate with our current 39% cut of the take. If the officially approved rate is reduced to 32.6% as JG23 suggests, then our self-esteem will be enhanced by the knowledge that our overage has been boosted from the 4% figure up to a 6.4% tally. We would have to stay up late tonight figuring out how to launder the extra vig; could be a REAL test of our creativity. MONGO! Set up a case of '61 Lafitte Rothschild for our all-nighter. We now have a PROJECT!

joey'sGlock23
12-15-2002, 19:24
sammy, looking at this 'girls of worldcom' spread I know how we can take care of those accounting irregularities



edited to add: P.S., please see signature line for changes bruhaha

G33
12-15-2002, 20:20
Joey!
Proud of you.
Got the monkey back.
Just for you, we repeat the photo...

joey'sGlock23
12-16-2002, 00:07
;S




hey tazz, use your 10 ring mod powers and ask eric to get us a monkey with a g20 or 29 icon

samurairabbi
12-17-2002, 18:53
Permit me to interrupt the planning for the 8:40PM 2nd anniversary blowout with a request to resolve an

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUE WHICH REQUIRES ADJUDICATION BY THOSE 10-RINGERS CAPABLE OF SOME SEMBLANCE OF ADJUDICATORY ACTION

Background: We lowly Dungeon types had just finished up a Castle Antrax Annex punishment session ... (Rabbi! Keep that secret!) ... Whoops! You're right! ... A horrible degrading humiliating Dungeon punishment session meant only to amuse the 10-Ringers. We decided to wander down to the range to plink a bit with our 30s, to sort of unwind after the oral s ... Whoops! ... after the agony of the 10-Ring inflicted regime! We bribed the 10-Ring security people to let us out ... Well, actually, we didn't BRIBE them; we just showed them how to balance their capital gains for this year with some tax-dodge shelters the Dung Cru worked up to prevent their having to pay any tax next April, which was a neater trick than you might think, because they had followed our investment advice all this year, so they didn't have any capital LOSSES to offset the gains ... (Rabbi, back to the original point, please.) ... Oh ... yeah ... okay!

We hauled along the newly arrived merchandise shipments for the 10-Ring Gun Shop; we found we can maximize our administrative efficiency by using the time spent waiting for our 45s to reach the targets by scanning the newly arrived items into our current inventory. One item, however, caused us to pause.

Per instructions from the 10-Ring Board, we have rigorously avoided stocking any aftermarket barrels, etc., made to convert 20s and 29s to that OTHER caliber ... you know, that "other" caliber which also starts with a 4, but lacks the noble history and pedigree earned by the 45 over the course of almost a FULL CENTURY! Hey! Some things the Penthouse and Dungeon CAN agree on!

The item that transfixed our attention: A beautiful Barstow stainless ported barrel for a 20 ... in 357Sig! It was a work of art, thick-walled due to the smaller internal barrel diameter, stunning in its carefully crafted weight and glistening reflectivity, and truly worthy of the aesthetic standards of the 10-Ring!

We realize, of course, that the bullet diameter is actually that of a ... a ... damn! My fingers are incapable of even typing the name of that round so demeaning to the honor of our facility ... I will simply call it "para"! 357sig may be the same size bullet as "para", but we realized that the 357sig is actually a "para" with a full-blown ATTITUDE! This just might earn that barrel a place in the 10-Ring facility, for ATTITUDE is, of course, a pronounced attribute of the complete 10-Ring existentialist outlook.

We finished the inventory update without making any decision on this barrel; we will await the considered adjudication of the 10-Ring membership on this issue. Please transmit your decision in triplicate to the Castle Anthrax Annex; we will dutifully implement it between punishment sessions.

Respectfully Submitted,
The Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident

Tazz10m
12-17-2002, 19:47
Here's your answer in triplicate:

No, No, No.

If it ain't .400, it ain't a 10... and if it won't launch a 180 grainer over 1300 fps, it's anticlimactic. In other words, it's a noticeable or ludicrous descent from lofty ideas or expressions to banalities or commonplace remarks.

Now, back to the dungeon with you!

G33, lock up the monkeys and bring me the girl. I put a new car in your garage, i hope you like it.

Spamurai, you can learn a few things from G33!

Q-Ball
12-17-2002, 20:32
And so spake the Oracle, dissith not the Venerable 9MM Parabellum, lest ye be dissethed yourself. Nor shalt ye dissith the .45 ACP lo tho it be ancient and slow. Nor shalt ye dissith the .40 S&W lo tho it be small and weak it hath exaulted parentage. Rather let ye despise the .357 Sig for it be named for Sigmund Freaud, and it be the mutant bastard child of the .40 S&W and the Venerable 9MM Parabellum. Also let ye know that it hath demonstrable tendancies to KaBoometh the most honorable and exaulted launching platform of the wise and knowledgable Glock Talkers, the Glock.
And thus spake the Oracle
Q

G33
12-17-2002, 21:52
Roger, Roger--Boss!;D

Tazz10m
12-17-2002, 21:55
;i

And lo letith not ye forgetith the .38 Casull. A roundith worthy of respect, butitith stillith not up to thatith of the most worthy 10mm, which stillith beatithit.

VN350X10
12-18-2002, 18:40
Note to TAZZ....URGENT.... NEED A-GRIP for new Christmas present..

##### 1 son gave me a series 180 AUTOMAG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for Christmas present !!!!

With my G20 now useful for my backup weapon & G29 for hideout....

"BRING ON THE BORG "!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets see somebody mess up the 10-Ring party NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

An arm that even MONGO can appreciate!

photo to come, if I can ever figure out this @$&(*^#!$&))&%#% digital camera. Time to call # 1 daughter for assistance!

Tamara
12-19-2002, 10:26
Hi.

samurairabbi
12-19-2002, 19:02
Originally posted by Tamara
Hi.

The Dungeon Crew welcomes you back.

Q-Ball
12-19-2002, 21:03
Checkity check it out, Tams back just in time to celebrate the 8:40 PM two year anniversary!

Tamara
12-20-2002, 22:52
Oh, crap! I'm almost a month early!

Time gets hard to track down by the lagoon... ;)

Tazz10m
12-20-2002, 22:57
WAHOOO!!! Tam's back!! The prodigal queen of 10mm! ;+

Time for anotherparty! ;Y

Samurai, bring the fatted calf! ;f

samurairabbi
12-21-2002, 14:00
Originally posted by Tamara
Oh, crap! I'm almost a month early! ... ;)

Actually, Tam, you timed your arrival correctly. The 10-Ring has an extensive list of events for the holiday season, and your place as an 8:40PM thread plank owner gives you an honored position in the festivities.

The events scheduled so far:

The "Weekend Before Christmas" Orgiastic Bombastic Blowout

The "Monday before a Wednesday Christmas - what a totally useless workday!" celebration

The "All-Day Christmas Eve Wind-Down to the holiday itself" bachanall

The "Christmas Day Observance and Celebration of the Noble 10mm Tradition" Get-Together

The "Post Christmas Recover some semblance of coherent thought" soiree'

The "Three Day Weekend between Christmas and New Year's" Blast (peak physical conditioning recommended for this event)

The "Monday before a Wednesday New Year's Day Why even bother to try accomplishing anything at work!" symposium/revelry combination

The New Year's Eve bash

The New Year's Day bash (blended seamlessly with the previous event)

The Day after New Year's bash (blended seamlessly with the previous two events)

The Fiesta Bowl "hope the game somehow ends in a tie just to stick it to the entire BCS rating system!" tribunal / revelry / inebriation session

A string of 6 pre-parties leading up to the following truly epic event:

The 2nd Anniversary of the Founding of the 8:40PM thread -- number of elapsed days for this celebration not yet finalized

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Additions to this social list will be considered as they are suggested. We do ask that those ideas submitted by a Penthouse 10-Ringer be written down when the author is sober; even pharmacists can't read your inebriated handwriting!

Tazz10m
12-21-2002, 14:14
We do ask that those ideas submitted by a Penthouse 10-Ringer be written down when the author is sober; even pharmacists can't read your inebriated handwriting!

I guess that means now....

Don't forget the "10-Ring Welcomes the TFL Alumni Party"!

TKM
12-21-2002, 19:14
Well, it's about damn time. I've had "Does Tamara have a sister?" in my profile forever, half the goobers on hand don't know what it's in reference to.

Welcome back.

samurairabbi
12-21-2002, 19:31
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Don't forget the "10-Ring Welcomes the TFL Alumni Party"!

Actually, Tazz, I think a separate "TFL Alumni" party would be ungracious; they would feel "profiled" at such a function.

I suggest this: We already have a string of blowouts scheduled for the next 4 weeks. Each TFL alum should be assigned to a seasoned 10-Ring regular (Penhouse OR Dungeon, doesn't really matter; we need to show unity in the face of this "duty") as a "Guide". The Guide would accompany the TFLer during the intensive upcoming social scene, showing every courtesy, and ensuring the TFLer's optimum enjoyment of the varied leisure opportunities which accrue to 10-Ring Facility membership (or, at least, "access", since the Dungeon Crew are too busy running the place to worry about administrative trifles like "membership"). This careful attention to the amusement of the TFL participant would, I believe, rebound to the glory of the 10-Ring reputation as a "really class act!"

Dibs on being Tamara's guide!

joey'sGlock23
12-21-2002, 21:06
b/c tamara and I's birthday is quickly approaching I suggest we have......ANOTHER PARTY!!!!

Tazz10m
12-21-2002, 23:38
First of all Samurai, TAMARA IS ALREADY A MEMBER, ya goober! Who do you think occupies the penthouse in the other tower??? My gosh, the girl takes a little trip, and when she returns, you treat her as if she's never been here! Have you been in the mens room handing out mints that long??? My gosh man, get some fresh air!

As for the "guide" for the TFLer's, there's an "Official 10-Ring Guide Book" in each and every 10-Ring Welcome Basket! Where ya been man??? Never mind, i know... ;C

Now, prepare for a couple BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!! ;+ ;x ;y ;x ;+ ;S ;+ ;Y

Double dibbs on being Tamara's escort!:cool:

samurairabbi
12-22-2002, 11:44
Hmmmmph! ... Actually, Tazz, any member who has been away for any length of time will be unfamiliar with many of the newer amenities offered by the 10-Ring Facility, PARTICULARLY the improvements made during the Dungeon Insurrection.

Regarding the guidebook ... well, the Dungeon wanted to revise it, but ... NOOOOOOO!!! ... you decided to keep it as a Penthouse prerogative! If you were to scan the current published edition, I think you would be amazed at its deficiencies: no mention of the 2nd & 3rd pools, HOPELESSLY outdated map of the Lagoon amenities, outdated list of the facility's bars, no mention of the additional restaurants to supplement the original one (Mongo will be pissed! Better watch out!), and no mention of the Dungeon Insurrection improvements. I advise staying with the Personal Guide system.

joey'sGlock23
12-22-2002, 14:09
In preperation for waton party time I suggest we begin accepting bids to have any surface where a drink may be place to be fully covered in agrip, as well as the door handles to the barraks of the lagoon girls.

TKM
12-22-2002, 21:17
Tazz, I have an idea .
We may actually be able to make a buck from the upcoming (continuing/neverending) festivities as well as cover some of the day to day costs inherent in drin/ err I mean running the 10 Ring thing.

1. Stop paying Sammy by the word.
2. There is no 2.

samurairabbi
12-25-2002, 11:48
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

- from the gang down in the Dungeon

Eggnog is on the house tonight for any 10-Ringer, Big-Dawger, glock owner, or (for that matter) anyone who can spell "gun".

joey'sGlock23
12-25-2002, 16:50
eggnog= the devil, how about coca cola classic the real thing? none of that 'new coke' stuff