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ChuteTheMall
07-04-2011, 18:20
MOVED to Page 511

:rofl:

G33
07-04-2011, 20:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMlRpN8ANrU

:tongueout::tongueout:

_The_Shadow
07-04-2011, 20:51
Dat's Me! Brought to you by Blue Coal! Radio programing from the 1940'S...
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men! The Shadow Knows! Ha Ha Ha Ha !

samurairabbi
07-05-2011, 11:59
Listen up, you 10-Ring miscreants! (pardon my redundancy) The Dungeon requests your assistance in a somewhat tricky issue.

The Dungeon Thematic Apperception Establishment, the Dungeon Neo-Existentialist Observational Entity, and the Dungeon Nihilistic Insurrectionist Aggregation are currently involved in some kind of philosophical disagreement so esoteric that even I do not truly understand what it's all about! (Hey, go ahead and chide me for being out of touch with what is going on in my jurisdiction, but one of the privileges of being the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident is being able to occasionally goof off in the Lagoon parties without catching flak - providing, of course, that party logistics do not suffer by my neglect.)

Anyway, here is our request to the Penthouse types: Lest the philosophical convolutions become TOO visible to the outside world, we ask the 10-Ringers to party in an esspecially vehement manner until the disagreement is settled. As a token of our appreciation to you for this covering effort, the Dungeon will cover the tab for the extra partying expenses.

We thank you for your kind consideration of this request.

MinervaDoe
07-05-2011, 12:14
Okay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY

Taterhead
07-05-2011, 13:49
Listen up, you 10-Ring miscreants! (pardon my redundancy) The Dungeon requests your assistance in a somewhat tricky issue.

The Dungeon Thematic Apperception Establishment, the Dungeon Neo-Existentialist Observational Entity, and the Dungeon Nihilistic Insurrectionist Aggregation are currently involved in some kind of philosophical disagreement so esoteric that even I do not truly understand what it's all about! (Hey, go ahead and chide me for being out of touch with what is going on in my jurisdiction, but one of the privileges of being the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident is being able to occasionally goof off in the Lagoon parties without catching flak - providing, of course, that party logistics do not suffer by my neglect.)

Anyway, here is our request to the Penthouse types: Lest the philosophical convolutions become TOO visible to the outside world, we ask the 10-Ringers to party in an esspecially vehement manner until the disagreement is settled. As a token of our appreciation to you for this covering effort, the Dungeon will cover the tab for the extra partying expenses.

We thank you for your kind consideration of this request.

As always, you can count on my support. Keg stands anyone?

_The_Shadow
07-05-2011, 14:39
Listen up, you 10-Ring miscreants! (pardon my redundancy) The Dungeon requests your assistance in a somewhat tricky issue.

The Dungeon Thematic Apperception Establishment, the Dungeon Neo-Existentialist Observational Entity, and the Dungeon Nihilistic Insurrectionist Aggregation are currently involved in some kind of philosophical disagreement so esoteric that even I do not truly understand what it's all about! (Hey, go ahead and chide me for being out of touch with what is going on in my jurisdiction, but one of the privileges of being the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident is being able to occasionally goof off in the Lagoon parties without catching flak - providing, of course, that party logistics do not suffer by my neglect.)

Anyway, here is our request to the Penthouse types: Lest the philosophical convolutions become TOO visible to the outside world, we ask the 10-Ringers to party in an esspecially vehement manner until the disagreement is settled. As a token of our appreciation to you for this covering effort, the Dungeon will cover the tab for the extra partying expenses.

We thank you for your kind consideration of this request.

I suppose I could be a little more transparent, but I prefer to cloud peoples minds and lurk in the shadows as The Shadow!:rofl:

samurairabbi
07-05-2011, 15:06
I suppose I could be a little more transparent, but I prefer to cloud peoples minds and lurk in the shadows as The Shadow!:rofl:

Transparency is overrated. I suggest you cloud peoples minds and lurk in the shadows in an esspecially vehement manner to support the current Dungeon crisis; do it for the team.

VN350X10
07-05-2011, 19:11
Does my excess carbon Sasquatch print count as a cloud ?

I hid most of the 'hood while smoking the chicken partz.....

samurairabbi
07-05-2011, 22:05
Does my excess carbon Sasquatch print count as a cloud ?

I hid most of the 'hood while smoking the chicken partz.....

Just follow Al Gore's example: pop for carbon offsets! They are this century's version of Indulgences.

VN350X10
07-05-2011, 22:36
Does Iceland need to buy "carbon offsets" for the volcanic eruption ?...:dunno:

Who gets the money ??...:whistling:

Do we get a percentage(39% ?) of the take....:wavey:

Is their check good, or do we get it in "hard" currency ?:embarassed:

uncle albert

samurairabbi
07-05-2011, 22:45
Does Iceland need to buy "carbon offsets" for the volcanic eruption ?...:dunno:

Who gets the money ??...:whistling:

Do we get a percentage(39% ?) of the take....:wavey:

Is their check good, or do we get it in "hard" currency ?:embarassed:

uncle albert

Way ahead of ya' on this one, Unkle. The Penthouse and Dungeon sell carbon offsets to EACH OTHER, and we both embezzle 100% of the take! While this mutual setup may SOUND absurd, the tax advantages make it work; such are the economics of the new "green" philosophy.

_The_Shadow
07-06-2011, 09:08
Samurai Rabbi writes;economics of the new "green" philosophy.


http://agent3155.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/marijuana-restaurant-a7c.jpg

There are those who think this is the green philosophy...especially without taxes!
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samurairabbi
07-06-2011, 15:03
http://agent3155.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/marijuana-restaurant-a7c.jpg

There are those who think this is the green philosophy...especially without taxes!
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Hey, maaannnnnnn ... reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

VN350X10
07-06-2011, 16:28
well, it IS the largest cash crop in Kalifornicatia !

Taterhead
07-06-2011, 19:13
There has been a recent raid on Visine from what I understand.

samurairabbi
07-06-2011, 21:26
There has been a recent raid on Visine from what I understand.

Brownie mix is also in short supply!

_The_Shadow
07-06-2011, 22:05
Tonight's lagoon movie for your viewing pleasure...

http://img.amazon.ca/images/I/51hV0Qh%2BZTL._SS500_.jpg

samurairabbi
07-07-2011, 13:11
"Sister Mary Elephant" and "Let's make a dope deal" will be wowing kids for generations yet to come!

MinervaDoe
07-07-2011, 14:17
I still have my big bambu rolling paper (one of the few to have survived I understand).


http://image.timepassagesnostalgia.com/watermarked/imagesc0/c034cheechonga.jpg

_The_Shadow
07-07-2011, 18:11
I just saw Bob! Yea Bob BI TCH'n...on "Let's make a dope deal"

samurairabbi
07-07-2011, 20:05
I just saw Bob! Yea Bob BI TCH'n...on "Let's make a dope deal"

Good ol' Bob! The man who achieved religious nirvana by playing his Black Sabbath album at 78rpm!

_The_Shadow
07-07-2011, 20:40
Look at this smoking gun!

http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j441/_The_Shadow/StacyKeach.jpg

VN350X10
07-07-2011, 21:50
Dave's not here man..........

ChuteTheMall
07-07-2011, 22:03
No, man, I'm Dave, man.

ChuteTheMall
07-07-2011, 22:04
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 512

:hippie:

VN350X10
07-07-2011, 22:07
DAVE...?.......


Dave's not here man.

samurairabbi
07-07-2011, 22:07
We gotta flush the stash, man!

VN350X10
07-07-2011, 22:10
note here:


I REFUSE TO FOLLOW THE DOBERMAN !

ChuteTheMall
07-07-2011, 22:31
Who is it?

MinervaDoe
07-07-2011, 23:12
Who is it?
Not here!!

samurairabbi
07-08-2011, 11:12
The Dungeon Linguistics Unit wishes to interject a commentary about the current Cheech and Chong shtick now in progress on this thread:














SHUT UP! ... ... ... Thank you.

G33
07-08-2011, 13:33
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/RelicHunter01/image016.gif

_The_Shadow
07-08-2011, 13:50
:odie:

samurairabbi
07-08-2011, 15:53
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

Today brings the report that Ohio State is "vacating" all victories from the 2010 football season (whatever the hell "vacating" actually means) because of player memorabilia sales.

In accordance with this new philosophical enforcement doctrine, the Dungeon financial people will announce this evening that it is "vacating" its embezzlement take from fiscal 2010 activity. Upon completion and certification of the agreement paperwork by a documentedly sober 10-Ring quorum, restoration of embezzled funds will commence.

We appreciate your understanding during this transition.

engineer151515
07-08-2011, 19:22
...... certification of the agreement paperwork by a documentedly sober 10-Ring quorum.........

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

VN350X10
07-08-2011, 21:45
note to Rabbi.......



Sister Mary Elephant, you ain't !
















Dave's not here man........

_The_Shadow
07-08-2011, 22:31
In the words of Sister Mary Elephant...Class!...Class!...Class! SHUT UP! ... ... ... Thank you.

samurairabbi
07-09-2011, 16:33
note to Rabbi.......



Sister Mary Elephant, you ain't !


Upon reflection on your comment, this LSMPS(bbb)DP is required by intellectual honesty to acknowledge: you are correct. I am not worthy to parody this classic piece of comedy. Perhaps this effort is best left to the marvelously incoherent 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy).

VN350X10
07-09-2011, 17:54
incoherency is one of our better qualities.

ingesting currency into the embezzelment accounts is also high on the list.....

samurairabbi
07-09-2011, 18:04
incoherency is one of our better qualities.


Important accumulated wisdom from the 8:40pm symposium history:

The coherent should stick to coherency.
The incoherent should stick to incoherency.
Everyone sticks to his specialty!

VN350X10
07-09-2011, 18:09
was using cyanoacrilate(sp) today in the gun shop.......
was temporarily stuck to myself.....:steamed:


would have been a good time to have a beer stuck in my hand !

_The_Shadow
07-09-2011, 18:12
Shifting gears a little bit...
http://mrsvierkant.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/switching-gears1.gif?w=178&h=189
I was looking over the Beer Advocate top 100 at http://beeradvocate.com/lists/popular
and to my disappointment N-Sweat was in the list! What gives?

VN350X10
07-09-2011, 18:25
"N"Sweat Lager is so exclusive that we have a VERY limited avaliability to non-10 Ring folks.....not enough sampling = no reviews.
But that's O.K. as it leaves more for us.


Unless we're fleecing them, :dunno: the masses have no real function !

_The_Shadow
07-09-2011, 19:40
Well it is that time here...8:40PM

Maybe it is just as well we keep the "N"Sweat Lager under wraps...Engineer has his hands full trying to maintain the 10 Ringers in the various states of incoherentency, I think I saw one that was in a comatose state...

samurairabbi
07-09-2011, 20:07
...Engineer has his hands full trying to maintain the 10 Ringers in the various states of incoherentency, I think I saw one that was in a comatose state...

That 10-Ringer is not comatose; he is resting and recharging!

samurairabbi
07-09-2011, 20:20
was using cyanoacrilate(sp) today in the gun shop.......
was temporarily stuck to myself.....:steamed:

So we can legitimately say: Today you are stuck up!

VN350X10
07-10-2011, 10:30
more sideways than up......:embarassed:

samurairabbi
07-10-2011, 14:09
more sideways than up......:embarassed:

Even kinkier!

ChuteTheMall
07-11-2011, 08:05
more sideways than up......:embarassed:

Over under sideways down,
Backwards forward square and round

:music:

ChuteTheMall
07-11-2011, 08:05
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 513

:rofl:

_The_Shadow
07-11-2011, 08:38
Over under sideways down,
Backwards forward square and round

:music:

None of that becomes relevant for time shifting, <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
with inter and outer space dynamics transcending,<o:p></o:p>
whether in TARDIS hyper jumping around,
or Twee Twee just travelin' across town!<o:p></o:p>
:outtahere:

G33
07-11-2011, 11:54
:cheerleader::rollsmiley:

Taterhead
07-11-2011, 12:35
Pardon the interruption. Sorry to jump in the middle of any Lagoon libations. This will only take a moment.

I formally submit the following for nomination to the G33 heat-packing hottie avatar rotation:

Deborah Morgan from the Showtime series, "Dexter."

Mrrrrowwwrr!

Anyone second the motion?

samurairabbi
07-11-2011, 13:05
Pardon the interruption. Sorry to jump in the middle of any Lagoon libations. This will only take a moment.

I formally submit the following for nomination to the G33 heat-packing hottie avatar rotation:

Deborah Morgan from the Showtime series, "Dexter."

Mrrrrowwwrr!

Anyone second the motion?

An intriguing idea, but probably irrelevant in the 10-Ring scheme of things. Under carefully controlled conditions of parliamentary procedure, Twee-Twee will do pretty much as she damn well pleases!

_The_Shadow
07-11-2011, 13:36
An intriguing idea, but probably irrelevant in the 10-Ring scheme of things. Under carefully controlled conditions of parliamentary procedure, Twee-Twee will do pretty much as she damn well pleases!

As observed, Twee-Twee has been like those in the Land Of OZ!
"My! My! People come and go so quickly here!"http://glocktalk.com/forums/images/smilies/outta%20here.gif

Taterhead
07-11-2011, 16:54
An intriguing idea, but probably irrelevant in the 10-Ring scheme of things. Under carefully controlled conditions of parliamentary procedure, Twee-Twee will do pretty much as she damn well pleases!

You have just perfectly described my wife's cat. Interesting coincidence.

G33
07-11-2011, 17:23
D. Morgan is not her real name.
:supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
07-11-2011, 20:40
<---yes, it's my real name.

D. Morgan is not her real name.
:supergrin:

And G33 is not your real name either!:nutcheck:

G33
07-11-2011, 21:18
Chute, you are a jerk.
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-12-2011, 10:44
Chute, you are a jerk.
:supergrin:

True ... but he's OUR jerk!

_The_Shadow
07-12-2011, 13:19
I remember that movie! "He hates these cans" "Stay away from the cans"

samurairabbi
07-13-2011, 11:01
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE QUESTION

If a marginally inebriated 10-Ringer (admittedly a rare event) is observed wandering around a lagoon blowout with full beer steins in BOTH hands, is that 10-Ringer considered to be flashing gangsign?

Your cooperation in considering this issue is sincerely appreciated by the Dungeon admin types.

engineer151515
07-13-2011, 11:06
Our Dungeon Marketing Department has noted that sometimes 10-Ringers drop Slushies into Steins - resulting in a super-chilled Stein condition, cold handles and various finger grips to control the freezing handles.

Of course, the Ladies insist the Men re-warm their hands before ... well, before anything.

_The_Shadow
07-13-2011, 11:21
In interpretation of said signs would be difficult in the varing states of inebriation.:drunk:

Yes Ladies insist the Men re-warm their hands before...that can provide a perky situation!:cheers:

Pass the Slushies! :rock:

samurairabbi
07-13-2011, 13:05
In interpretation of said signs would be difficult in the varing states of inebriation.:drunk:


An accurate observation. For this reason, the Joint Dungeon/Penthouse ... whoops! ... the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Protocols (pardon my careless breach of protocol) specify that any action requiring coherent adjudication of any situation is reserved exclusively to the Dungeon admin types working a particular event. The only reason we asked for 10-Ring judgemental input on this particular question is that we are ripping off the cash flow a little harder than usual today, and we needed to mask our nefarious activity to distract any 10-Ring partiers that just might be coherent enough to notice our dipping harder into the take.

G33
07-15-2011, 18:06
An accurate observation. For this reason, the Joint Dungeon/Penthouse ... whoops! ... the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Protocols (pardon my careless breach of protocol) specify that any action requiring coherent adjudication of any situation is reserved exclusively to the Dungeon admin types working a particular event. The only reason we asked for 10-Ring judgemental input on this particular question is that we are ripping off the cash flow a little harder than usual today, and we needed to mask our nefarious activity to distract any 10-Ring partiers that just might be coherent enough to notice our dipping harder into the take.

Hey Rabbity,

What up with the gravy sucking pig money sucking finger suction cups?
And I put a contract hit out on chute's fingers.
:rofl::rofl:

_The_Shadow
07-15-2011, 19:34
Hey Rabbity,
I put a contract hit out on chute's fingers.
:rofl::rofl:
Well how or who will take us to the next page?:wow:

:dunno:

Bullman
07-15-2011, 21:32
Who will take us to the next page? Hell, we used to fight over who was going to get to turn the page and get a DNA removal session:whistling:

Bullman
07-15-2011, 21:32
Well, maybe fight is a bit of a strong word, most of the time we were so tore down that fighting wasn't much of an option.

samurairabbi
07-15-2011, 21:34
Hey Rabbity,

What up with the gravy sucking pig money sucking finger suction cups?
And I put a contract hit out on chute's fingers.
:rofl::rofl:

Twee-Twee, I humbly and most abjectly grovel, plead, beg, and implore your forgiveness for the seemingly greedy appropriation I had the presumptuous temerity to believe I was entitled to authorize ... (Rabbi, enough with the contrition shtick already! You've made your point, and even if the incoherent 10-Ringers - pardon our redundancy - actually buy in to your line of bull, well, who really gives a damn anyway! Get on with it!) ... Hmmm. You may be right. Okay, I'll lay it out.

The possibility of the government default on August 2nd, even if it in the end is averted, is producing volatility on the financial and commodities markets. The 10-Ring position on our investments is safe; we have our hedges in place and fully funded. However, some of our commodities suppliers are not so fortunately placed. To deflect THEIR exposure to the jittery market gyrations, we have, in exchange for some generous (to us) future logistic commitments, hedged THEIR positions sufficiently to remove concern on THEIR part about the financial volatility in the coming month. All this is, of course, most beneficial to the 10-Ring partying outlook.

The extra embezzlement mentioned in my earlier post is not Dungeon greed for OUR OWN benefit. Rather, we were acting to generate some upfront capital to support our financial hedge operations. We hope the marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) can at least forgive us SOMEWHAT for our administrative chutzpah.

Thank you for your consideration of this alibi ... whoops! ... of this explanation.

Taterhead
07-15-2011, 21:41
...10-Ring partiers that just might be coherent enough to notice our dipping harder into the take.

I don't think you have anything to worry about there. Everyone is distactef wathing Mongo is break dancing to "Boot Scoot Boogy" and somehow making it work. Video is probably going viral tomorrow.

G33
07-16-2011, 02:54
Well...
OK then.
:supergrin::wavey:

G33
07-16-2011, 02:55
Who will take us to the next page? Hell, we used to fight over who was going to get to turn the page and get a DNA removal session:whistling:

I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
07-16-2011, 06:26
I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
:supergrin::supergrin:

If you punished Chute correctly he wouldn't be so quick to turn a page:whistling::supergrin::wavey:

ChuteTheMall
07-16-2011, 07:27
MOVED to Page 514


need fingers back:crying:

G33
07-16-2011, 10:42
need fingers back:crying:

Fat chance!
And NO DNA removal for you.
:tongueout::wavey:

_The_Shadow
07-16-2011, 12:18
Heck! I'd just settle for a DNA workup! :bringiton:


:animlol:

ChuteTheMall
07-16-2011, 22:33
cAN'T REmove MY OWn dnA or type wiTHOUt fiNgeRS :shocked:

samurairabbi
07-17-2011, 01:31
I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Uh Oh! Twee-Twee is discontent. EMERGENCY ALERT! EMERGENCY ALERT!

10-Ringers! To your action stations!

In order to resolve this situation, I am willing to take one for the team. I anticipate that this month I will fail to expend the proper quota of my .45 ammo stash, as required by my conditions of my transition to full 10-Ring membership status. I will therefore sacrifice myself to "anticipatory" chamber punishment session at Twee-Twee's hands, even though the month has not yet been completed. Perhaps this arrangement will be sufficient to remedy her discontent.

10-Ringers, raise a toast to me as I endure this for the general good of the 10-Ring.

G33
07-17-2011, 07:48
http://www.plugandsocketsd.net/resources/dominatrix.jpg

:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
07-17-2011, 08:53
Oh man, where is my action station...... :shocked:

_The_Shadow
07-17-2011, 11:30
http://www.plugandsocketsd.net/resources/dominatrix.jpg

:supergrin::supergrin:

Twee Twee, That's a nice Hallmark...I didn't know you cared so much!:wow:
When you care enough to send the very best...

samurairabbi
07-18-2011, 14:38
Hmmmmm ... I think I'll miss my .45 ammo expenditure quota NEXT month, too!

_The_Shadow
07-18-2011, 20:55
SR, Wha are we to think! Last month & NEXT month! OK :cheers:

:wavey:

samurairabbi
07-18-2011, 21:57
SR, Wha are we to think! Last month & NEXT month! OK :cheers:

:wavey:

... And maybe even some months after THAT! Hey, submitting to degradation at Twee-Twee's hands to sooth the savage beast that lurks within her soul can be a passable way to pass the time!

G33
07-19-2011, 03:50
:tempted:

Taterhead
07-19-2011, 08:42
http://www.plugandsocketsd.net/resources/dominatrix.jpg

:supergrin::supergrin:

I am now paying attention!

MinervaDoe
07-19-2011, 10:54
I am now paying attention!
I've been paying attention since Summer Glau started dual wielding. :supergrin:
Why not dual G18s?

Taterhead
07-19-2011, 17:20
I've been paying attention since Summer Glau started dual wielding. :supergrin:
Why not dual G18s?

Nice idea in theory. However, the 18 shoots such little bitty bullets. Is the 9mm projectile permissible here in the 10 Ring if not driven by a 9mm Super Mag, errr, 9x25 Dillon?

Judges? Can we get a ruling on that?

_The_Shadow
07-19-2011, 19:04
As a lowly 10-Ring member without status, I would agree to the 9x25 Dillion because of its relationship to the masterful 10mm. But who am I to Judge?:shame:

Twee Twee forgive me :help: or punish me:whip:, if this subordinate has stepped beyon his athority as a lowly 10-Ringer...:notworthy:

samurairabbi
07-19-2011, 19:42
Twee Twee forgive me :help: or punish me:whip:, if this subordinate has stepped beyon his athority as a lowly 10-Ringer...:notworthy:

Why not both?

MinervaDoe
07-19-2011, 19:57
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
You're joggin' for a floggin'.
You're gunnin' for a run in.

ChuteTheMall
07-19-2011, 21:04
You're milkin' for a bilkin'.
You're pokin' for a chokin'.
You're hoppin' for a boppin'.

:okie:

_The_Shadow
07-19-2011, 21:50
OK, Samurai Rabbi Both! But be warned, it may cut into your this month and next month somewhat...maybe months to come too!

You heard them Twee Twee...I need the works!

I'm Sleeze'n for Please'n:whip:
Kitty Cat, Pitty Pat. :help:
Hippie Kiya, Ready to Play or Pay!:whip:

samurairabbi
07-19-2011, 22:30
OK, Samurai Rabbi Both! But be warned, it may cut into your this month and next month somewhat...maybe months to come too!

You heard them Twee Twee...I need the works!


I will devise an adequate method to assuage any disappointment I may encouinter, and muddle through somehow. Running the Dungeon operation teaches one patience.

MinervaDoe
07-19-2011, 22:45
I will devise an adequate method to assuage any disappointment I may encouinter, and muddle through somehow.

Running the Dungeon operation teaches one patience.
It teaches "one" how to handle disapoinment.
It's actually kind of a crash course in how to handle disapointment.
It's a disapointing way to learn how to deal with disapointment.

I go to da docta, and the receptionist says to me, "We don't have a slot open for ya. Der must be something wrong wit dis appointment." :snoopy:

ChuteTheMall
07-20-2011, 09:31
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.:fred:

samurairabbi
07-20-2011, 09:32
It teaches "one" how to handle disapoinment.
It's actually kind of a crash course in how to handle disapointment.
It's a disapointing way to learn how to deal with disapointment.


But then, failure to channel disappointment to deal with disappointment would be most disappointing.

ChuteTheMall
07-20-2011, 09:34
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
:cool:


Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front,






...but she didn't wear that one very often.

ChuteTheMall
07-20-2011, 09:35
:rofl:
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 515

_The_Shadow
07-20-2011, 09:52
I thought...!
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow,
every where that Mary went,
the lamb would say, Who's my daddy?

Bullman
07-20-2011, 11:08
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised.

MinervaDoe
07-20-2011, 13:34
Who's my daddy?
Uh oh, now people are quoting you out of context. You must be famous or something.

Say what?
Who's my daddy?
:poke:

_The_Shadow
07-20-2011, 13:38
Maybe the Lamb was a clone! Dolly was a titty baby! Utterly rediculous!

samurairabbi
07-20-2011, 17:44
Mary had a little sheep
and with that sheep she went to sleep.
That sheep turned ouit to be a ram.
NOW Mary has a little lamb!

ChuteTheMall
07-20-2011, 20:49
Udderly ridiculous!


Fixed it for ya.

G33
07-21-2011, 02:49
http://business.peculiaris.net/images/Go_Daddy-6842.jpg[/QUOTE]

MinervaDoe
07-21-2011, 09:39
Sometimes airbrushed is good.

_The_Shadow
07-21-2011, 10:00
Photoshop works wonders...no wrinkles, no blemishes, no nothing!

Gone! :outtahere:

Taterhead
07-21-2011, 11:31
Photoshop works wonders...no wrinkles, no blemishes, no nothing!

Gone! :outtahere:

That is the secret to my svelte figure!

MinervaDoe
07-21-2011, 22:43
Beauty secrets of the Internet savvy.

G33
07-23-2011, 05:20
Want to get ahead?
:tongueout:

_The_Shadow
07-23-2011, 09:40
G33...Gee!

MinervaDoe
07-23-2011, 13:18
Want to get ahead?
:tongueout:
I was going to say I won't go there, but everything I thought of just came out wrong.

I guess I'll just go skull-king away.

G33
07-23-2011, 14:36
:rofl::wavey:

MinervaDoe
07-23-2011, 18:56
:highfive:

_The_Shadow
07-23-2011, 20:18
That ain't no horsey that the avatar is riding! Hi! Ho! Sybian! Away!

samurairabbi
07-23-2011, 21:29
A medical acquaintance came up with one that may amuse the primitive 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy):

10mm ... When the childproof caps are particularly aggravating!

MinervaDoe
07-23-2011, 21:54
A medical acquaintance came up with one that may amuse the primitive 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy):

10mm ... When the childproof caps are particularly aggravating!
Are you saying that you'd shoot yourself in the pills?

:supergrin:

Careful with that 10mm.

samurairabbi
07-24-2011, 08:47
Are you saying that you'd shoot yourself in the pills?

:supergrin:

Careful with that 10mm.

I don't guard my pills; I guard my CANISTERS!

VN350X10
07-24-2011, 19:27
I can't go away for 24 hrs. without this bunch getting into trouble.....was awaiting Geesie to greet us on the re-entry, but NOOO. Was she out shopping ?Nothing removed from my InterGalactic Credits Card
But I got a great deal on a slightly used Space Shuttle, all I have to do is transport it to the Lagoon & we've got a new Party Lounge/DJ booth.
Just got to get in touch with susan28......& Mongo
back soon,

uncle

_The_Shadow
07-24-2011, 19:34
That sounds great :milestone:...
:ufo:Hey can I play body snatchers with the robotic arm? :woohoo:

MinervaDoe
07-24-2011, 19:57
That sounds great :milestone:...
:ufo:Hey can I play body snatchers with the robotic arm? :woohoo:
Sure, but you need to wait a few days. We've rigged it up for a great practical joke. We're going to give Mongo a wedgie with it.

samurairabbi
07-24-2011, 20:42
But I got a great deal on a slightly used Space Shuttle, all I have to do is transport it to the Lagoon & we've got a new Party Lounge/DJ booth.

uncle

The Dungeon Heavy Lift Logistics Service will be available to you for this job on six-minute notice. Keep our phone number close at hand.

ChuteTheMall
07-24-2011, 20:54
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 516

:alex:

G33
07-24-2011, 21:44
Fingers grew back.
Must be lizard.
:wavey::supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-24-2011, 21:54
Fingers grew back.
Must be lizard.
:wavey::supergrin:

Not lizard.

The reattachment crew at the 10-Ring Med Center is the best!

Taterhead
07-25-2011, 13:23
John Bobbit owes his adult movie career to the 10Ring Reattachment crew.

Let's just say that I am glad to not have drawn the shortest straw for reattachment detail that day.

_The_Shadow
07-25-2011, 13:59
Fingers grew back.
Must be lizard.
:wavey::supergrin:


...Next time it may actually decapatate his little lizzard! :mallninja:

Bullman
07-25-2011, 15:01
ewwwwwwwwww, I should have stayed in the aging room today with that last batch of N*ppl* Sweat. I think that tweaking that engineer has been doing in the vat room is paying off. Last batch of filtration media was above normal quality standards too. :thumbsup:

ChuteTheMall
07-26-2011, 14:01
I am the lizard king
I can do anything

:music:

engineer151515
07-26-2011, 14:22
< Dungeon intercom crackles >

"Attention Dungeon Engineering Crew.

Attention.

Bullman rocks.


That is all"

VN350X10
07-26-2011, 21:09
I hope you miscreats fully realize that if you DO give Mongo a wedgie..............(sorry, the mental picture here is just TOO grim to continue...) but we will be MINUS a robotic arm & the Shuttle it was attached to !

samurairabbi
07-26-2011, 21:19
I hope you miscreats fully realize that if you DO give Mongo a wedgie..............(sorry, the mental picture here is just TOO grim to continue...) but we will be MINUS a robotic arm & the Shuttle it was attached to !

To die in combat might be a nobler end for a shuttle than vegging away in some museum.

ChuteTheMall
07-26-2011, 21:38
To die in combat might be a nobler end for a shuttle than vegging away in some museum.


lotta hotties cruise moo-see-ums:cool:

VN350X10
07-27-2011, 10:03
Even if the shuttle were carrying a dozen photon cannon, it still wouldn't be a fair fight !

G33
07-27-2011, 11:12
Mongo uses olde shuttles for toys.
Mongo super-glued two together.
How do you think Space Ship One got their idea?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spaceship_One_and_White_Knight_in_flight_1.jpg

:supergrin::wavey:

MinervaDoe
07-27-2011, 13:53
I hope you miscreats fully realize that if you DO give Mongo a wedgie..............(sorry, the mental picture here is just TOO grim to continue...) but we will be MINUS a robotic arm & the Shuttle it was attached to !
Yes, AND it will be SO worth it.
The cameras are waiting. We even plan to get a slo-mo close up of his face.
Film at 11:00.

Seriously, now that the shuttle is retired, what else are going to do with the robotic arms?
I have the other one rigged up to fetch me beer from the refrigerator, but even that is getting old.

VN350X10
07-27-2011, 20:32
We could program one to make & dispense Slushies.

How about that idea Geesie ? worthwhile ?
susan28 would love it !

_The_Shadow
07-27-2011, 20:59
We should strip the heat shield tiles of of the shuttle, Engineer can use them for special cooler insulation for the Slushies chilling process!

Engineeer, What about the Cryo-Tank Stirring system, this also could be put to some use in the Slushie mixing process?

BTW, did anyone search the shuttle for any stowaway lab rats?

G33
07-27-2011, 21:29
We could program one to make & dispense Slushies.

How about that idea Geesie ? worthwhile ?
susan28 would love it !

Jes...S28 would purr over that!
Will also check with the Borg Queen.
:wavey::supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-27-2011, 21:35
Will also check with the Borg Queen.
:wavey::supergrin:

I'm certain all her groupies would support her jidgement.

samurairabbi
07-28-2011, 16:34
Engineeer, What about the Cryo-Tank Stirring system, this also could be put to some use in the Slushie mixing process?


Permit this LSMPS(bbb)DP to intercede on a purely technical matter; something from four decades ago prompts me to offer this caution:

Recheck the voltage ratings on those cryo-tank stirring system components. Such a mismatch is what messed up the Apollo 13 mission.

G33
07-28-2011, 17:33
And the filters were marginal!
:wavey::supergrin:

samurairabbi
07-28-2011, 18:00
And the filters were marginal!
:wavey::supergrin:

"Somebody tell me this isn't a government operation!?

_The_Shadow
07-28-2011, 18:08
Yea, but everything they did was done by the lowest bidder!:wow:


:rofl:

VN350X10
07-28-2011, 19:12
no lab ratz, but the Swedish Bikini Team has requested usage as their new changing room.

Of course I said yes......(stipulations to be added later)

_The_Shadow
07-28-2011, 19:40
no lab ratz, but the Swedish Bikini Team has requested usage as their new changing room.

Of course I said yes......(stipulations to be added later)

What time will the Video be up? :director: :quiet:

:cheers:

ChuteTheMall
07-28-2011, 20:03
What time will the Video be up? :director: :quiet:

:cheers:

Oops, I left the lens cap on. Send the girls thru again.:embarassed:

ChuteTheMall
07-28-2011, 20:04
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 517:rofl:

G33
07-29-2011, 08:59
:tongueout:







<-------collecting skulls!

_The_Shadow
07-29-2011, 09:19
In the famous words of the Swamp People of Louisiana....Choot'em!
Just Choot'em Elisabeth :2gun:!

samurairabbi
07-29-2011, 15:55
:tongueout:

<-------collecting skulls!

Hmmmmm ... interesting reaction ... Does this hurt my chances of becoming one of YOUR groupies?

G33
07-29-2011, 17:32
Hmmmmm ... interesting reaction ... Does this hurt my chances of becoming one of YOUR groupies?

Not at all!







Suction......OK.
That one is clean.
(did I say that out loud?)
:supergrin::supergrin:

VN350X10
07-29-2011, 17:56
lens cap ?.....we don' need no steenking lens cap....

_The_Shadow
07-29-2011, 18:46
MONGO was looking sort of mad and was muddering something! :yuck:
Did someone give the wedgie :wedgie: to MONGO with the robotic arm?

Wasn't me! :shocked:

samurairabbi
07-30-2011, 00:17
Suction......OK.
That one is clean.
(did I say that out loud?)
:supergrin::supergrin:

Yes you did! We shall PUBLICLY attribute that statement to your medical examiner background, but the salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) know what you REALLY meant.

G33
07-30-2011, 08:29
Yes you did! We shall PUBLICLY attribute that statement to your medical examiner background, but the salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) know what you REALLY meant.

:eyelashes::af:

engineer151515
07-30-2011, 08:38
We just got an inquiry in the Dungeon Engineering Advanced R&D Department about a vacuum pump.

What's that about?

MinervaDoe
07-30-2011, 09:53
We just got an inquiry in the Dungeon Engineering Advanced R&D Department about a vacuum pump.

What's that about?

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr108/davesbase/austin-powers.jpg

samurairabbi
07-30-2011, 15:42
We just got an inquiry in the Dungeon Engineering Advanced R&D Department about a vacuum pump.

What's that about?

A gentleman never tells.

Neither does a lady.

VN350X10
07-30-2011, 22:26
well, that rules out the VAST majority of 10-Ringers.....

Bullman
07-30-2011, 22:56
I resemble that remark.

_The_Shadow
07-31-2011, 09:30
I resemble that remark.

I see your remark and raise you two remarks!

:cheers:

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 09:39
It's a remarkable resemblance upon which to remark.

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 09:42
Works like this:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2924/pump1.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/pump1.gif/)

Hope that helps.

MinervaDoe
07-31-2011, 13:12
Works like this:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2924/pump1.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/pump1.gif/)

Could work like this.
http://jet200.com/catalog/images/venturi.gif

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 19:46
http://i53.tinypic.com/15d78nt.gif

samurairabbi
07-31-2011, 19:52
http://i53.tinypic.com/15d78nt.gif

Hmmmm ... Is two-cycle perversion morally superior to four-cycle perversion?

samurairabbi
07-31-2011, 20:14
I see your remark and raise you two remarks!

:cheers:

I'll see your two remarks and raise you four DEUTSCHE Marks! (showing my age with this one)

_The_Shadow
07-31-2011, 20:19
Why not a Heavy Duty Centrifical Fire Pump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpefAPj0uE

Parallel Stage for volume and Series for pressure...
Humpin' and a Pumpin'

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 20:20
http://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gif

Contemplating contemptible complications

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 20:29
http://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gifhttp://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gif
http://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gifhttp://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gif
http://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gifhttp://i54.tinypic.com/2wexr3a.gif

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 20:30
http://i53.tinypic.com/2py2dk1.gifhttp://i53.tinypic.com/2py2dk1.gifhttp://i53.tinypic.com/2py2dk1.gifhttp://i53.tinypic.com/2py2dk1.gifhttp://i53.tinypic.com/2py2dk1.gifhttp://i53.tinypic.com/2py2dk1.gif

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 20:31
MOVED to Page 518:elephant::rofl:

samurairabbi
07-31-2011, 20:39
I shall celebrate the new page by formally presenting my new title:

Officially Designated Twee-Twee Groupie Candidate.

I thank you for your consideration.

bac1023
07-31-2011, 20:40
:laughabove:

VN350X10
07-31-2011, 20:57
I'll see your candidate status........:tongueout:

And offer an official SECOND to the motion !

samurairabbi
07-31-2011, 21:07
I'll see your candidate status........:tongueout:

And offer an official SECOND to the motion !

Appreciate the procedural support, Unkle, but in this case such affirmation is inapplicable to the situation. Twee-Twee's sphere of influence is a monarchy, not a republic. If something amuses HER, then all the parliamentary procedure crap loses meaningful relevance.

VN350X10
07-31-2011, 21:18
don't knock it, I just want to be second in line !

samurairabbi
07-31-2011, 21:31
don't knock it, I just want to be second in line !

A masterful tactical move, Unkle! If the monarch notices your elegant move, it can set you apart in her eyes from the rest of the common-rabble pretenders.

_The_Shadow
07-31-2011, 21:36
Ballz comtraption cubed! Push come to shove!

ChuteTheMall
07-31-2011, 21:44
don't knock it, I just want to be second in line !

Things could get sloppy.

:whistling:

samurairabbi
07-31-2011, 22:19
Things could get sloppy.

:whistling:

The 10-Ring is knowledgeable. Only the common-rabble-9-and-40 shooters would let things get sloppy!

G33
08-01-2011, 03:00
I am amused.
:supergrin::supergrin:

_The_Shadow
08-01-2011, 09:48
I am amused.
:supergrin::supergrin:

:ladiesman:

samurairabbi
08-01-2011, 11:32
I am amused.
:supergrin::supergrin:

This is superb news. The Dungeon financial types will commemorate it by instituting a 0.17% reduction in this week's embezzlement rate. Trust me, we do not make this change casually.

VN350X10
08-01-2011, 16:55
I will bring an offering of :embarassed:VIRGIN:embarassed: 10MM Norma brass as a gift......

samurairabbi
08-01-2011, 17:04
I will bring an offering of :embarassed:VIRGIN:embarassed: 10MM Norma brass as a gift......

Hmmmm ... Unkle is raising the ante. Okay. I offer a case of '61 Lafitte Rothschild ... Wait a minute ... better go with the full-blown up-front big-time entry ... the '59 Lafitte Rothschild.

ChuteTheMall
08-01-2011, 17:14
Hmmmm ... Unkle is raising the ante. Okay. I offer a case of '61 Lafitte Rothschild ... Wait a minute ... better go with the full-blown up-front big-time entry ... the '59 Lafitte Rothschild.

1932 LaSalle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:La_Salle_Series_345-B_Convertible_Coupe_1932.jpg

G33
08-01-2011, 17:23
I will bring an offering of :embarassed:VIRGIN:embarassed: 10MM Norma brass as a gift......

:wavey::faint:

_The_Shadow
08-01-2011, 17:36
I lack much to offer...cept me, myself and I! :tempted:

VN350X10
08-01-2011, 20:37
Now datz a KLASSY ride !:whistling:


but the brass is not to be construed as a bribe, it is merely a token gift to show appreciation...:upeyes:

samurairabbi
08-01-2011, 20:48
but the brass is not to be construed as a bribe, it is merely a token gift to show appreciation...:upeyes:

Bribe is such an ugly word; call it an incentive.

The Monarch seems to prefer YOUR offering over MINE. Such is life in the Dungeon scheme of things; I will have to find some suitable means to assuage my disappointment.

Taterhead
08-01-2011, 20:54
Bribe is such an ugly word; call it an incentive.

The Monarch seems to prefer YOUR offering over MINE. Such is life in the Dungeon scheme of things; I will have to find some suitable means to assuage my disappointment.

Don't feel bad. Most of us were never even in the race.

If I may offer this humble suggestion: a yard or two of N' Sweat Lager will bide the time quite well.

samurairabbi
08-01-2011, 21:11
If I may offer this humble suggestion: a yard or two of N' Sweat Lager will bide the time quite well.

Hmmmmm ... In your own inimitable way, you are invoking the immortal counsel from the movie "Animal House":

I advise you to begin drinking heavily.

_The_Shadow
08-01-2011, 21:19
Well 5h!t! I didn't know it was a race...Pass me an N' Sweat Lager! Please!:tequila:

ChuteTheMall
08-01-2011, 21:31
May I have ten thousand marbles, please? :supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
08-01-2011, 21:31
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner] :patriot:

ChuteTheMall
08-01-2011, 21:32
MOVED to Page 519

:tongueout:

samurairabbi
08-01-2011, 22:23
Was it over when ChuteTheMall bombed Pearl Harbor!

MinervaDoe
08-02-2011, 13:16
Over? It's such a symantic question. Maybe we should rephrase.

MinervaDoe
08-02-2011, 13:17
Is it me, or are the ads pushing my posts over to the left now?

cablecutter
08-02-2011, 13:29
I might be slow but what is thread about any way?

_The_Shadow
08-02-2011, 13:29
adds...subtracts
left...right
up...down
inside...out
10-Ring...Yea! :rofl:

G33
08-02-2011, 14:04
Is it me, or are the ads pushing my posts over to the left now?

Jes, time/space distortion.
Residual from my take-offs.
I punch it hard!
:wavey::rofl:

The Highlander
08-02-2011, 14:06
It's all relative. Maybe try laying your monitor over on the right side for a while.

samurairabbi
08-02-2011, 16:40
Is it me, or are the ads pushing my posts over to the left now?

The Dungeon Doubletalk Division and the Dungeon Thematic Apperception Establishment are chiming in to point out that, from the POST point of view while looking out at us, the thread is being pushed to the RIGHT!

Perhaps this indication will cheer you up.

MinervaDoe
08-02-2011, 17:18
Jes, time/space distortion.
Residual from my take-offs.
I punch it hard!
:wavey::rofl:
Darn your temporal flexures. Now I'm going to have degaus my monitor, crack my knuckles and hush my puppies.


The Dungeon Doubletalk Division and the Dungeon Thematic Apperception Establishment are chiming in to point out that, from the POST point of view while looking out at us, the thread is being pushed to the RIGHT!

Perhaps this indication will cheer you up.
It worked. :supergrin:

samurairabbi
08-02-2011, 17:39
It worked. :supergrin:

Glad to be of service. It is a pleasure to know that the Dungeon support apparatus has done its job; we value being something more than just a bunch of embezzling ripoff clowns.

ChuteTheMall
08-02-2011, 19:45
Is it me, or are the ads pushing my posts over to the left now?

You anti-capitalist leftists belong over there anyway.:nutcheck:

I might be slow but what is thread about any way?

Ask again after re-reading the thread.:okie:

VN350X10
08-02-2011, 19:53
Geesie, please be so kind as to invite the good Rabbi for a "special" chamber session.:whistling:

I'll settle up with you the next shopping trip with TARDIS, O.K. ?

thanks.:wavey:


uncle

samurairabbi
08-02-2011, 19:56
You anti-capitalist leftists belong over there anyway.:nutcheck:


But then, without the leftists, those rightists who are to the left of the more right-wing rightists would be the new leftists. So you would be back where you started.

Taterhead
08-02-2011, 21:19
Ask again after re-reading the thread.:okie:

:laughabove: :rofl:

I was going to suggest the same thing.

I still have no idea what is going on here. :supergrin:

_The_Shadow
08-02-2011, 21:37
It's about Time It's about space!:ufo:
It's about all of us lost within the pages of our mind! :hippie:

:dunno:

samurairabbi
08-02-2011, 23:04
It's about all of us lost within the pages of our mind! :hippie:

:dunno:

We're not lost. We just don't care where we end up!

G33
08-03-2011, 01:45
Geesie, please be so kind as to invite the good Rabbi for a "special" chamber session.:whistling:

I'll settle up with you the next shopping trip with TARDIS, O.K. ?

thanks.:wavey:


uncle

:wavey::supergrin:

The Highlander
08-03-2011, 07:56
we're not lost. We just don't care where we end up!

we have a winner !!!

_The_Shadow
08-03-2011, 08:51
Never Mind! :faint:

samurairabbi
08-03-2011, 11:37
we have a winner !!!

I think it may be useful to let the scandal concerning the New York congressman and his risque photos to fade away, thus finally relieving us from all the vulgar jokes about a certain male anatomical appendage ... (Rabbi, the post you are criticizing contains the word "winner", NOT "Weiner"! The post was saluting your elegance of repartee', and not rehashing the Antony Weiner fracas.) ... Oh! ... That's different ... I apologize for my salacious misinterpretation of the post.

Carry on.

G33
08-03-2011, 12:07
Timelordette Announcement:

Warned not to mess/flirt with Earth males.
Mongo is excluded (duh!).

Carry on.
:wavey::supergrin:

samurairabbi
08-03-2011, 12:23
I am amused.
:supergrin::supergrin:

Permit this LSMPS(bbb)DP the temerity to suggest a subtle yet important change to Your Majesty's linguistic usage.

It is the accepted custom for royalty to refer to themselves, not in the singular, but rather in the plural. Therefore, using standard protocol, your statement should more properly be "We are amused."

Such niceties, while minor, nevertheless affect the continuity of your court as they docilely submit to your ruling proclivities.

G33
08-03-2011, 13:58
We are not amused!
:whistling::tongueout:

_The_Shadow
08-03-2011, 15:45
:noevil:Maybe not amused or confused, but still abused!:noevil:

samurairabbi
08-03-2011, 16:13
We are not amused!
:whistling::tongueout:

It is possible that my linguistic observation turns out to have offended Her Majesty's outlook on life. If true, I may be subject to whatever punishment she deems appropriate to my heinous offense; such is life.

If I am forced to endure extended disciplinary action at Twee-Twee's hands, hoist a drink to me at the next Lagoon blowout. At the least, you may be assured that my malfeasance will not cause any complications in 10-Ring logistics operations.

G33
08-03-2011, 18:17
:whip::devilish:

MinervaDoe
08-03-2011, 19:32
Me thinks that someone saw Cowboys and Aliens.

yeehaw

samurairabbi
08-03-2011, 21:13
:whip::devilish:

Hmmmmm ... So I am caught up in BOTH a monkey dna removal chamber session AND a punishment session for my linguistic temerity in correcting Twee-Twee's pronoun usage. I could be "incapacitated" for an extended time period.

Don't wait up for me.

Bullman
08-03-2011, 21:27
Well, if anyone deserves it it is you Rabbi, Enjoy. Everyone else make sure and drink up so the screams aren't quite so disturbing :supergrin:

VN350X10
08-03-2011, 21:35
I want the screams recorded in Sensearound, like the WWII flick "Midway" !

Only for posterity & reference mind you....:wow:


(double credits in it for you on this one Geesie !)

samurairabbi
08-03-2011, 21:51
I want the screams recorded in Sensearound, like the WWII flick "Midway" !


Ahhh yes, the Matt Garth character in the movie "Midway"; Charleton Heston's least famous role.

VN350X10
08-03-2011, 21:55
Sounds like we've got a ('nother male atonomical part) !!:faint:

Bullman
08-04-2011, 07:59
Has the dungeon archives team ever researched to see if there ever was a commander Matt Garth that was killed at Midway, I just wondered if that part of the movie was fiction?

_The_Shadow
08-04-2011, 08:21
I was lookin' at Midway a little the other day, but the only names that came up was Larry Potterfield! :rofl:

samurairabbi
08-04-2011, 09:23
Has the dungeon archives team ever researched to see if there ever was a commander Matt Garth that was killed at Midway, I just wondered if that part of the movie was fiction?

Twee-Twee has graciously allowed me an interlude from my demeaning defiling punishment sessions so that I can fulfill my scholarly Dungeon advisory and informational service function.

The Matt Garth role in the movie Midway was fictional, as was the role of his son involved with the Japanese-heritage woman. At the time that movie was made, the movie bigshots believed that, in a military-themed movie, a strong central character was needed to keep the audience focussed. Since there was no such character in the events of the battle, the Matt Garth role was invented to fill this requirement.

G33
08-04-2011, 09:40
Love story.
Ticket sales.
$$$$$$$
:supergrin::supergrin:

MinervaDoe
08-04-2011, 09:56
Well, if anyone deserves it it is you Rabbi, Enjoy. Everyone else make sure and drink up so the screams aren't quite so disturbing :supergrin:
PLEASE!! We are all shooters here. Ladies and gentlemen, please don two layers of hearing protection.
And then,
............. drink up.

Sorry, Rabbi, but if anybody invites you to jump in a cactus briar, it pretty much means that they are done with you (and you probably don't need to do it.) Snipe hunting is generally a symbolic (and optional) end to all activities.

samurairabbi
08-04-2011, 15:37
Love story.
Ticket sales.
$$$$$$$
:supergrin::supergrin:

Love means never having to pass up a chamber session.

G33
08-04-2011, 16:48
So says fluffy Rabitty.
:supergrin::supergrin:

_The_Shadow
08-04-2011, 17:48
I thought love meant not having to say I sorry! :hearts:

But I would not pass up a chamber session! :whip:
Yes mistress Twee Twee! :devilish:

ChuteTheMall
08-04-2011, 18:49
Love means nothing to a tennis player.

samurairabbi
08-04-2011, 18:54
But I would not pass up a chamber session! :whip:
Yes mistress Twee Twee! :devilish:

Those who remember the John Houseman Smith Barney commercials may like this one:

How do we get our chamber sessions. We EARN them!

ChuteTheMall
08-04-2011, 19:43
You come in here with a skull full of mush; you leave stinking like a lawyer.

samurairabbi
08-04-2011, 22:12
You come in here with a skull full of mush; you leave stinking like a lawyer.

You come in here with a skull full of common-rabble-9-and-40 heresy, you leave thinking like a 10-Ringer!

samurairabbi
08-05-2011, 20:11
Well, it's official. The 10-Ring now has a stronger financial rating than the United States.

The Dungeon financial types do not know whether to cheer or cry.

_The_Shadow
08-05-2011, 20:21
Well, it's official. The 10-Ring now has a stronger financial rating than the United States.

The Dungeon financial types do not know whether to cheer or cry.

As long as the Guberment dooesn't owe the 10-Ring any money then we sould remain sound! However if they are indebt to us then we must be vigilent for our payments despite the economic situations!:wow:

VN350X10
08-05-2011, 20:38
This just means that we don't float the gubbyminty more than 50 bucks at a time,:steamed: and NO, we don't :rofl: re-fi !

samurairabbi
08-05-2011, 20:52
Once the ice shows a minor crack, it is easier for the crack to widen.

A rating drop from AAA to AA+ is not severe IN ITSELF! Unfortunately, it suddenly becomes a whole lot easier to THEN drop for AA+ to AA. China's got to be laughing their tushes off right now.

MinervaDoe
08-05-2011, 22:11
China's got to be laughing their tushes off right now.
Would you be laughing if you loaned money to a loser whose only solution is to print the money it is going to use to pay you back?

I didn't think so.