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ChuteTheMall
08-30-2011, 20:34
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 531

:rofl:

_The_Shadow
08-30-2011, 20:52
This one looks messed up...maybe packin'
http://glocktalk.com/forums/image.php?u=1530&dateline=1314739251

samurairabbi
08-30-2011, 20:53
Poor dear looks to be injured.....:crying:

I'll show my human side & tend to her wounds:embarassed:

Important 10-Ring protocol consideration: Tazz, in his capacity as 10-Ring Serior Salacious Sleazeball Commanding, has first call on tending to the wounds of the female 10-Ring contingent. To implement a waiver of this doctrine, it is necessary to obtain his formally registered approval; this is tough to do, as he must be sober enough to write a recognizeable signature on the implementation paperwork.

VN350X10
08-30-2011, 20:57
I'll hand him my personal crayon & another drink.:faint:
He'll sign anything !

samurairabbi
08-30-2011, 21:04
I'll hand him my personal crayon & another drink.:faint:
He'll sign anything !

Remember: Use quality ingredients in the drink! Nothing gets Tazz angrier than using inferior components when attempting to bribe him.

VN350X10
08-30-2011, 21:11
Rabbi, for this task, Crown Royal is perfect.

engineer151515
08-30-2011, 21:11
Down in the Dungeon Engineering Administration Office, Eng watches the Distributed Control System 46 inch flat screen monitor.

samurairabbi
08-30-2011, 21:35
Rabbi, for this task, Crown Royal is perfect.

I shall defer to your judgement on this particular bribery choice. After all, the Dungeon people have long been puzzled by Tazz's wine preferences. In a world where '59 and '61 Lafitte Rothschild are the top of the heap, Tazz always goes for that '62 swill. No accounting for preferences, I guess.

VN350X10
08-30-2011, 21:38
Rabbi, save the La Feet for the pretty girls that appreciate it.

In his current state, we could giv Tazz a bottle of "Sweet Lucy" & he'd be happy !


uncle

samurairabbi
08-30-2011, 22:34
Rabbi, save the La Feet for the pretty girls that appreciate it.

In his current state, we could giv Tazz a bottle of "Sweet Lucy" & he'd be happy !

uncle

Excellent counsel, Unkle. I can remember one "incident" where Tazz was snarfing down MadDog with an ecstatic smile on his face! Still trying to comprehend that one.

G33
08-31-2011, 09:49
Excellent counsel, Unkle. I can remember one "incident" where Tazz was snarfing down MadDog with an ecstatic smile on his face! Still trying to comprehend that one.

Find Taz(Waldo) in pic:
:supergrin:

http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/squad/squad_2010.cfm

MinervaDoe
08-31-2011, 12:44
Find Taz(Waldo) in pic:
:supergrin:

http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/squad/squad_2010.cfm

You could make a pretty good living selling bikini wax to those women.
But, cowboys don't really dress like that, do they?

samurairabbi
08-31-2011, 13:45
Find Taz(Waldo) in pic:
:supergrin:

http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/squad/squad_2010.cfm

At a suitable time (to be determined), the Salacious Sleazeball Contingent within the 10-Ring shall initiate the search for Tazz in that picture. We further suggest that those awaiting the results of this search demonstrate the necessary extended patience while such search progresses.

The Highlander
08-31-2011, 15:37
Bejeeberses

I have spoken

samurairabbi
08-31-2011, 15:40
Bejeeberses

I have spoken

... but was anyone listening?!

arushus
08-31-2011, 15:58
So what is the deal with this thread? Why are there so many posts in a thread whose title is "8:40p.m."???? What is worth talking about for 13,265 posts?

Bullman
08-31-2011, 16:08
We could say something so passe as "If you have to ask you just don't get it" but I think we should look into this a little further. Look at all the things that happen at 8:40 p.m. Why, I think the Declaration of Independence could have been signed by John Hancock at 8:40 p.m. it is just that big. Not only that, look at code sections. All the pot smokers in the world light up at 420 because of an alleged association with a non existant code section correlation. what is 420 plus 420? 840. 8:40 p.m. plays a very important part in the fabric of the space time continuum and if you hang around here long enough you will see that we are right.

samurairabbi
08-31-2011, 16:15
So what is the deal with this thread? Why are there so many posts in a thread whose title is "8:40p.m."???? What is worth talking about for 13,265 posts?

You have fallen into our trap! Now you are sucked into the long endurance vortex that has achieved critical mass over the first decade of its life. As a measure of our resourcefulness, please note that your OWN post asking what is worth talking about for 13,265 posts became obsolete by your posting number 13,266 to ask the question!

Even Eric himself has congratulated this thread on its longevity! That, by itself, is enough to justify that longevity! So go with the flow, and savor the trip toward whereever you end up. After all, if you don't care where you are going, then any path will take you there!

G33
08-31-2011, 16:34
Why is there air?
:supergrin::wavey:

samurairabbi
08-31-2011, 17:01
Why is there air?
:supergrin::wavey:

Why shouldn't there be air?

MinervaDoe
08-31-2011, 17:21
Some say that at the back end of a black hole, there could be another universe. Some say that universe could be called 8:40 and could conisist of electrons arranged on a harddisk in a series of ones and zeroes. Some say that reality is only defined by our paradigms.
But, I think some people are full of it. I'm going with Bullman's explanation.

8:40 p.m. plays a very important part in the fabric of the space time continuum
Our existance hinges on the delicate balance of this thread.

Glockdude1
08-31-2011, 17:24
Why shouldn't there be air?

S.B.D in the air???

:cool:

MinervaDoe
08-31-2011, 18:40
Okay, swampgas jokes. Now, we're getting somewhere.

engineer151515
08-31-2011, 19:02
Okay, swampgas jokes. Now, we're getting somewhere.

Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
- Men in Black

samurairabbi
08-31-2011, 19:12
Oh damn! And that was just on Final Jeopardy!

rcd567
08-31-2011, 20:01
Just don't go messin with Sasquatch!:grill:

MinervaDoe
08-31-2011, 20:28
Just don't go messin with Sasquatch!:grill:
Not unless you want to end up as a peopleburger; is that what you are telling us?
No thank you. I don't want to end up as sasquatch scat.

ChuteTheMall
08-31-2011, 20:45
Scatman Cruthers crooning bouta one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. Crank it up.

MinervaDoe
08-31-2011, 21:16
I think that's on one of my Dr. Demento albums. Didn't know it was Crothers though.

_The_Shadow
08-31-2011, 21:21
Scatman Cruthers crooning bouta one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. Crank it up.

Sexy one eyed, horny, flying purple people eater! I think I saw her on Star Trek! :rofl:

Bullman
08-31-2011, 21:30
horny,

lol, you said horny. :supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
08-31-2011, 22:10
Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater

Wop bop a lula wop bam boom

VN350X10
08-31-2011, 23:48
4 speed, dual quad, flying Purple Chevy Eater....

(1964 Ford Fairlane Thunderbolt drag racer that ran out of Waukegean IL in the mid/late '60's)

and if you remember the statement by Bill Cosby, there is air so basketballs ain't flat !

G33
09-01-2011, 08:16
Just don't go messin with Sasquatch!:grill:

Hey guys!
A green thingie to mess with!!!!
:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

arushus
09-01-2011, 12:05
hmm, im starting to think you guys just get on this thread to b.s., but it very well could be the whole space time thingy...

G33
09-01-2011, 12:09
Training video for new guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX60S8r1FQw

samurairabbi
09-01-2011, 16:15
hmm, im starting to think you guys just get on this thread to b.s., but it very well could be the whole space time thingy...

Comprehension seems to be making inroads into your marginally developed consciousness; your prognosis is, therefore, excellent. The marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) attending your case are pleased.

On a more practical note, what is the difference between b.s. and versatile comprehensive consulting action? The consulting is more profitable.

MinervaDoe
09-01-2011, 16:18
The marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) attending your case are pleased.


Please.

samurairabbi
09-01-2011, 16:55
Please.

The duty watch of the Dungeon Semantics Evaluation Team just goosed me with a request to obtain clarification about your post.

Is your post approving, disapproving, a neutral observation, or a miserably pathetic attempt at making a pun about the status of life, the universe, and everything within the 10-Ring sphere of influence?

Thank you for your consideration.

G33
09-01-2011, 17:10
Football season!
Borg Queen is inbound.
:cheerleader::cheerleader:

samurairabbi
09-01-2011, 17:22
Football season!
Borg Queen is inbound.
:cheerleader::cheerleader:

The Dungeon Hospitality Crew will have everything in place for her arrival. Just to be certain, we will not have her go anywhere near the warp drive containment vessel during her partying. Hey, EVERYONE knows her sex appeal is sadly diminished when she loses her biological parts.

_The_Shadow
09-01-2011, 17:46
This one is either cold or glad to see us!
http://glocktalk.com/forums/image.php?u=1530&dateline=1314917619

VN350X10
09-01-2011, 17:48
Is she coming with her own conveyance, or is it required that we summon Mongo & have him chauffer her here in TARDIS ?

MinervaDoe
09-01-2011, 17:57
The duty watch of the Dungeon Semantics Evaluation Team just goosed me with a request to obtain clarification about your post.

Is your post approving, disapproving, a neutral observation, or a miserably pathetic attempt at making a pun about the status of life, the universe, and everything within the 10-Ring sphere of influence?

Thank you for your consideration.
My mono syllabic approval was so worded to point out that ambiguity of the phrase pleased. :supergrin: All in good natured 10 ring fun of course. Having sobered up somewhat (relative term) since I posted that, I now realize the phrase was all at once approving, disapproving, and neutral observation, while at the same time a miserably pathetic attempt at making a pun about the status of life, the universe, and everything within the 10-Ring sphere of influence.

Bullman
09-01-2011, 18:02
This one is either cold or glad to see us!
http://glocktalk.com/forums/image.php?u=1530&dateline=1314917619

Pleased:whistling:

_The_Shadow
09-01-2011, 18:06
Sis boom bah, Sis boom bah
Rah Rah Rah!
Keeps them bobbin'

samurairabbi
09-01-2011, 20:45
My mono syllabic approval was so worded to point out that ambiguity of the phrase pleased. :supergrin: All in good natured 10 ring fun of course. Having sobered up somewhat (relative term) since I posted that, I now realize the phrase was all at once approving, disapproving, and neutral observation, while at the same time a miserably pathetic attempt at making a pun about the status of life, the universe, and everything within the 10-Ring sphere of influence.

The Dungeon linguistics types are pleased with your response. You sort of sucked up to everyone while offending no one. Good job.

Your guilty admission about being somewhat sober will be dismissed as an aspect of temporary mental incapacity. If any 10-Ring regulars start razzing you about it, just hand them off to the Dungeon Logistics types for redirection. The Linguistics and Logistics types coordinate closely, and the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) usually have trouble even distinguishing between those two pesky "L" words.

G33
09-01-2011, 21:18
Is she coming with her own conveyance, or is it required that we summon Mongo & have him chauffer her here in TARDIS ?

Her Cube.
Mine is in the shop.
:wavey::supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-01-2011, 21:25
Her Cube.
Mine is in the shop.
:wavey::supergrin:

Is she bringing along any comparable hotties that might desire entertainment? We have a lot of guys that can cooperate in providing it; their only requirement is that her friends be organic in what we shall call "important" places.

arushus
09-01-2011, 21:53
what is with all the dungeon references?

samurairabbi
09-01-2011, 22:06
what is with all the dungeon references?

Okay, even though this is a standard newbie question that we normally insist you research yourself, I am feeling mellow, and will answer your question.

Back in the shrouded mists of antiquity (maybe 11 years ago), I did not own a 10mm firearm, yet still had the temerity to sign up for membership in the 10-Ring. (I feel compelled to point out that I was then a 45acp shooter, and not an afficianado of that "other" f'-caliber so heretically derived from the true 10mm faith.) Tazz10m, our leader, detected my impetuousness, and threw me into the 10-Ring Dungeon as punishment for my presumption. I was the first occupant of the Dungeon, and took advantage of that fact to get the Dungeon administratively organized for some useful financial activity. To this day, I can legitimately claim the title of Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident.

Years passed. The 10-Ring grew, and the Dungeon was responsible for much of that growth by supplying the administrative, logistic, and financial coordination that the marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) were incapable of mastering. In return, the Dungeon took a reasonable (in my opinion) cut of the take, and also gained the informal privilege of crashing the 10-Ring party blowouts during our off-time. The Dungeon also provided a veneer of sophistication to the drunken 10-Ring membership (again, pardon my redundancy) by forming several scholarly research organizations. Of course, as you may have already guessed, these outfits BEGAN as covers to launder our embezzled cut of the 10-Ring take, but they DID add a desirable veneer to the 10-Ring image, AND, as we learned how to latch on to outside grant money, actually became a profit source supplementing our nefarious internal embezzlement effort.

In later years, I acquired G20s, G29s, and further advanced my cause by converting a G30 to 10mm using standard factory 10mm Glock parts. This laudatory effort has been rewarded by my being granted Transitional Membership Status within the 10-Ring hierarchy. G33 has set a monthly quota for my expending my previous stock of 45 ammo, but I keep incurring her punishment wrath by regularly failing to meet this expenditure target. The price of my failure is continuing punishment sessions in her "Chamber"; such is life for my unworthyness.

Hope this helps.

P.S. It has become courteous accepted practice within this thread to capitalize all uses of the word Dungeon. Since you are new here, and as yet unaccustomed to subtle nuances of 10-Ring protocol, we forgive you the error contained in your post. We urge you to observe protocol in the future.

G33
09-02-2011, 03:43
More words than I use in a decade....
:faint::supergrin:

G33
09-02-2011, 03:46
Jes, Queen is bringing her pre-Borg cabana girls.
Just a small support staff.
1K or so.
:wavey::supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-02-2011, 12:15
More words than I use in a decade....
:faint::supergrin:

But of course! Your lips are meant for things far more precious than ... "words"!

samurairabbi
09-02-2011, 12:33
Jes, Queen is bringing her pre-Borg cabana girls.
Just a small support staff.
1K or so.
:wavey::supergrin:

ONLY 1k? Why so FEW! For the Borg Queen entourage, that number would barely qualify as a skeleton crew (pardon my horrendous pun).

G33
09-02-2011, 12:37
ONLY 1k? Why so FEW! For the Borg Queen entourage, that number would barely qualify as a skeleton crew (pardon my horrendous pun).

:rofl:gasp:wavey:

G33
09-02-2011, 12:38
But of course! Your lips are meant for things far more precious than ... "words"!

Silver tongue Rabbity!
:supergrin::faint:

_The_Shadow
09-02-2011, 15:35
Jes, Queen is bringing her pre-Borg cabana girls.
Just a small support staff.
1K or so.
:wavey::supergrin:

I suppose I should gear up:tempted: to service some of these per-Borg cabana girls!:dancing:

samurairabbi
09-02-2011, 17:50
I suppose I should gear up:tempted: to service some of these per-Borg cabana girls!:dancing:

Ah, the noble spirit of the 10-Ring! Always willing to be of service.

arushus
09-03-2011, 02:18
Excuse my ignorance, the Dungeon shall from now on have my utmost reverence and respect, and other r-words

engineer151515
09-03-2011, 07:23
Silver tongue Rabbity!
:supergrin::faint:

<<< Dungeon Engineering PFSRC (personnel facial scan recognition computer) has a "lock" on the identification of the current avatar specimen. Without tipping to many cards, please forward the Dungeon Engineering Crew's kindest regards. Our fan club chapter is still active (although, being in a dungeon, we have not had any personal visits) and I still make every new engineering intern swear never-ending loyalty to her poster hanging in my office.

:supergrin:

G33
09-03-2011, 07:42
Yup, she is busy.

:whistling::wavey:

samurairabbi
09-03-2011, 14:46
Excuse my ignorance, the Dungeon shall from now on have my utmost reverence and respect, and other r-words

The Dungeon denizens appreciate your appreciation. One footnote, though: When you are participating in a 10-Ring party, take a bit of the edge off when you use the r-words in any description pertaining to the Dungeon. If you come on too strong, the myopic 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) may be puzzled to the point of incoherence by your seeming motivation in sucking up to the Dungeon types.

MinervaDoe
09-03-2011, 14:52
All patronizing comments are scrutinized for motive.

samurairabbi
09-03-2011, 15:02
All patronizing comments are scrutinized for motive.

... but then, who passes judgement on the motive?

MinervaDoe
09-03-2011, 15:56
... but then, who passes judgement on the motive?
Like a bunch of drunk ten ringers could pass anything but a kidney stone.

...er, uh, .... I mean. I would think that the plenipotentiary Ten Ring signatory council would have final adjudication and decision making power.

But, let's face it, G called you Rabbity and you liked it.

samurairabbi
09-03-2011, 16:18
...er, uh, .... I mean. I would think that the plenipotentiary Ten Ring signatory council would have final adjudication and decision making power.



Your comment brought a few chuckles to the Dungeon Admin types. We happen to know that the organization you specify is required by the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Protocols to deliver a sober quorum for any administrative decision to be effective. Sober quorums are not really its specialty.

MinervaDoe
09-03-2011, 16:42
Your comment brought a few chuckles to the Dungeon Admin types. We happen to know that the organization you specify is required by the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Protocols to deliver a sober quorum for any administrative decision to be effective. Sober quorums are not really its specialty.
From my years of corporate experience, I have ascertained that emulation of sobriety is far more important than actual sobriety, especially from an adminstrative perspective.
Along these lines, I offer this article for your persusal.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8735926/One-in-25-business-leaders-could-be-a-psychopath.html

samurairabbi
09-03-2011, 16:57
So 1 out of 25 business leaders may be psychopaths? Here's some BIG news:

1 out of 25 10-Ringers may be sober.
1 out of 25 Dungeon types may NOT be embezzlers.

More on these shocking stories as we note developments.

_The_Shadow
09-03-2011, 18:23
What if I were all three...a too sober psychopath :crazy: that didn't embezzle enough?

I would quess I need to tighten up some things...pass me a drink :drink: and watch the money [$$$]!

samurairabbi
09-03-2011, 18:30
What if I were all three...a too sober psychopath :crazy: that didn't embezzle enough?

I would quess I need to tighten up some things...pass me a drink :drink: and watch the money [$$$]!

Make sure your doubletalk capability is up to the standard required by our collective organization. This point is vital in the 8:40pm outlook on life.

VN350X10
09-03-2011, 22:33
If uncle may be permitted to get a word in edgewise...
Since the Borg Queen is arriving in her personal Cube, I will position about 10 Parsecs out, with TARDIS in defensive mode. Mongo will be assisting me in this endeavor.
There will be NO party crashers interfering with the official visit.:wavey:
Just be so kind as inform us when the formal Banquet will be taking place; We shall make a quick arrival, eat & then depart; The tasks on TARDIS can be entrusted to 5 or 6 Engineering Interns in the absence of Mongo & myself, once all of the preperations are made.
If I did not make a pass at the Borg Queen,:shocked: she would get the impression that uncle is ignoring her, Bad Show !
And she always finds Mongo entertaining.:rofl:

I will start preperations within the hour.

uncle

VN350X10
09-03-2011, 22:36
please excuse my rudeness of a double post, however:

Shadow, are you holding out O.K.? Or will it be necessary to send equipment to assist you ?

uncle

G33
09-03-2011, 22:41
Borg Queen is also amused.
:supergrin::supergrin:

engineer151515
09-04-2011, 08:27
....... The tasks on TARDIS can be entrusted to 5 or 6 Engineering Interns in the absence of Mongo & myself, once all of the preperations are made.


:shocked::shocked::faint:

A thousand pardons, Uncle.

The words "entrust" and "Engineering Interns" are rarely used in the same sentence.

Especially by me . . with our Engineering Interns.

With their covert party schedule, access to air conditioned NS production control areas equipped with internet connections and 42 inch screen monitors - into which they plugged a sophisticated multi-speaker sound system under the guise of calling it an "area alarm horn" . . . . these "kids" ..... aargh.

On second thought . . . :supergrin: . . take them with you.

G33
09-04-2011, 08:43
Some of the Interns made off with the filter media.
:rofl::rofl:

G33
09-04-2011, 08:43
DNA session!!
:rofl::rofl:

_The_Shadow
09-04-2011, 09:05
While I unhooked some of the media, I didn't take the media..but I did hang on to the plumpness squeezers for awhile! :embarassed: :whistling:

Things were perking up! ( ^ ) ( ^ ) :supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-04-2011, 13:08
DNA session!!
:rofl::rofl:

Uh oh! This round, it would actually be an auto-erotic Chamber session! Just the thought of it will be enough to distract to salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) from their standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched revelry. We may be able to make an adjustiment in the party logistics; it may come at exactly the right time to offset the additional expenditures necessary to appropriately entertain the Borg Queen and her entourage during her official state visit.

We shall keep you posted.

VN350X10
09-04-2011, 14:46
Engineer151515,
Rest assured, the automated systems aboard TARDIS could actually function with nobody aboard.
The use of the Interns is just a ruse to permit Mongo to enjoy himself, without feeling guilty about abandoning his post. Hence, the 5 or 6 needed.
Besides, in the group, there statisticly should be one that is going to be competent, this usage will help you in his/her selection.
Oh yeah, TARDIS is ready as soon as G33 gives the word.

Now if I can get Mongo away from the smoked pork shoulder, we're set.
'Q sammichs tomorrow if there's any left.


uncle

G33
09-04-2011, 19:06
Ready, steady, GO!
--Starship Trooper.
:supergrin::wavey:

VN350X10
09-04-2011, 19:21
We're on it Geesie !

engineer151515
09-05-2011, 16:53
Besides, in the group, there statisticly should be one that is going to be competent. . .



Clearly, you haven't seen our Engineering Interns.
Humph.
Damned leap of faith is what that is.

samurairabbi
09-05-2011, 19:24
Clearly, you haven't seen our Engineering Interns.
Humph.
Damned leap of faith is what that is.

Eng, I counsel perspective in these circumstances. Remember the exchange between Lawrence and Field Marshall Allenby in the movie Lawrence of Arabia. Lawrence is in Allenby's office after returning to Cairo after taking Aqaba. This exchange takes place:

Lawrence: Shouldn't junior officers use their initiative at all times?
Allenby: Not really. Damned dangerous.
Lawrence: I know.
Allenby: You do?
Lawrence: Yes.

VN350X10
09-05-2011, 19:59
Engineer151515,
I'm looking at the raw numbes here. 1 in 5 or 6...
Thats like a batting average of .200 or a percentage of .167, good enough for minor league baseball or weather forcasting. They can't be any worse than that or they'd need a reminder to breathe !:rofl:
I mean this is a task that could EASILY be entrusted to the Swedish Bikini Team,:wow: except then neither Mongo or myself would WANT to leave TARDIS and come to the official dinner...ah....wait a minute..err....let me get back to you on this. Further study is now required here..:dunno:..."Mongo...come here please, we have an important matter to discuss"

VN350X10
09-05-2011, 20:00
:wavey::wavey:

P220forever
09-05-2011, 23:26
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/RedShack3/gg.jpg

_The_Shadow
09-06-2011, 12:48
Damn GG is packin'!

Bullman
09-06-2011, 13:48
The views from the Lagoon are most stunning.

MinervaDoe
09-06-2011, 14:57
Those tatoos are going to look really sweet when she is forty.

samurairabbi
09-06-2011, 15:11
Those tatoos are going to look really sweet when she is forty.

... and let's not even THINK about when she is fifty!

dryfly
09-06-2011, 15:36
"I am always looking for a woman with a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, Im thinking OK here is a woman capable of making a decision she will regret in the future"....Richard Jenni

Kegs
09-06-2011, 15:53
I'll call your tats and raise my ante:

http://www.thespankingblog.com/images/uploads/spanking_paddle_punishment2.jpg
(http://www.thespankingblog.com/images/uploads/spanking_paddle_punishment2.jpg)

MinervaDoe
09-06-2011, 16:52
... and let's not even THINK about when she is fifty!
Oh yeah, thirty plus years of aging and those mono color stripe tatoos on her legs will have all bled together. And, if she were to try that thong on at that age, there wouldn't even be enough material to give her a decent wedgie.
No, let's not think of it. :rofl:

_The_Shadow
09-06-2011, 17:49
I suppose that why they said live while you're young enough to enjoy it! But why mar all that skin?

MinervaDoe
09-06-2011, 17:58
I suppose that why they said live while you're young enough to enjoy it! But why mar all that skin?
Well, especially since those look like prison tatoos.

_The_Shadow
09-06-2011, 18:00
Maybe the product of a gangbanger's honey pie!

dryfly
09-06-2011, 19:16
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body...only 3 inches taller...

VN350X10
09-06-2011, 19:46
I don't worry about the 3" taller, but one that was 40# LIGHTER, now we're talking !

dryfly
09-06-2011, 19:51
My ex-wife had a tat on her back of a butterfly...looks like a Turkey Vulture now...the tat that is...

ChuteTheMall
09-06-2011, 20:23
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 535

:rofl:

MinervaDoe
09-06-2011, 20:42
Yup. M-o-v-e-d to page 535. :wavey:

samurairabbi
09-06-2011, 20:47
Yup. M-o-v-e-d to page 535. :wavey:

... or, in Bullman's case, moooo-ved to page 535! (I beg forgiveness for this horrible pun)

engineer151515
09-06-2011, 21:06
My ex-wife had a tat on her back of a butterfly...looks like a Turkey Vulture now...the tat that is...

Glad you cleared that up for us.

:rofl::rofl:

_The_Shadow
09-06-2011, 21:11
What a moooving experience, No Bull!

P220forever
09-06-2011, 21:39
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/RedShack3/13.jpg

Bullman
09-07-2011, 04:12
I don't worry about the 3" taller, but one that was 40# LIGHTER, now we're talking !

Man, I would buy that for a dollar.

dryfly
09-07-2011, 20:00
Answer is....Golden Retriever

Someone here has gotta know the question before I have to start throwing hints....

samurairabbi
09-07-2011, 20:49
Answer is....Golden Retriever

Someone here has gotta know the question before I have to start throwing hints....

The foremost consideration of 10-Ring Protocol: Partying takes precedence over mind games. If the "Golden Retriever" riddle can be the basis for party activity, it is acceptable on this thread. If it is NOT, you in deep doo-doo.

P220forever
09-07-2011, 21:25
What is an animal husbandrist's best friend for $200, Alex?

samurairabbi
09-07-2011, 21:36
Okay, time to go medieval here.

Once there was a lady who owned three cats: Fluffy, Tuffy, and Van Cliburn.
Fluffy was the fluffiest
Tuffy was the toughest
Van Cliburn was the pianist

VN350X10
09-07-2011, 21:48
and the question is:

"What do you call a smart Blonde"


Alex, I'd like to go back to Bad Puns for $600.00 please

_The_Shadow
09-08-2011, 08:08
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/RedShack3/13.jpg

Old kings never die; they just get throne away.

G33
09-08-2011, 09:18
Thirsty.
:devilish:

_The_Shadow
09-08-2011, 10:27
:tempted:Oh Gee Thee Thee, I see you're ready for some holloween fun!

Bite me!

dryfly
09-08-2011, 15:42
VN350X10....yup...my old favorite...

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 18:34
Listen up, 10-Ringers! The Dungeon Legal Team has stumbled across one that may amuse even the debauched 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy).

Last year, an Indianapolis city council member / police officer was caught by an FBI sting taking a $5000 bribe to help a crew open a downtown strip club. He resigned both his city council and police positions. The trial is now underway.

A measure of his desperate predicament: In the opening statement to the jury, the lawyer stated that his client was trying to make a legitimate side business out of assisting adult clubs.

The Dungeon types do not know whether to laugh, cry, or barf.

dryfly
09-08-2011, 19:06
Im crying in my sad dungeon....
....but....
Heroes have always beeen cowboys....
and my father was a gangster.
Guess that makes me a pirate ?
One of you 10 ringers gotta walk the plank!
Volunteers????

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 19:15
Guess that makes me a pirate ?
One of you 10 ringers gotta walk the plank!
Volunteers????

Walking the plank is a designated Dungeon duty. It's one of the items covered by our embezzlement take.

_The_Shadow
09-08-2011, 19:25
Arrr! Mate...Dar need be a good old fashion keel hauling thru the lagoon, yar be of notable interest! There be a man of war off the storbord bow!

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 19:34
Arrr! Mate...Dar need be a good old fashion keel hauling thru the lagoon, yar be of notable interest! There be a man of war off the storbord bow!

Rations for the post-keelhaul lunch will be provided by ... who else? ... Arrrrrby's!

dryfly
09-08-2011, 19:54
Keep in mind 10 Ringers...It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves...

Shadow and Sam and all...Dont get caught counting your booty...arrr... or your bullets...

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 20:01
Keep in mind 10 Ringers...It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves...

Only thieves for a moment. When we reinvest our booty, we become CAPITALISTS!

dryfly
09-08-2011, 20:06
Yup LOFL

dryfly
09-08-2011, 20:09
But...Pirates were democratic socialists...no?

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 20:36
But...Pirates were democratic socialists...no?

No ... pirates were preemptive salvage specialists.

VN350X10
09-08-2011, 20:45
we don't have a bakery division that I'm aware of....why are we discussing the cost/expenses of pastries ?


Pie Rates ???



Arrrrrrrrrgh !

steelvipersedg
09-08-2011, 20:47
I thought those were vermin that tended to take up residence in bakeries and pastry shops.... You Know...
PIE RATS

VN350X10
09-08-2011, 20:50
the only real vermin that we have here are those located in the Penthouse.....

dryfly
09-08-2011, 20:54
Sam....pirating was and still is an expression of social discontent...culminating to social banditry...
And correct me if I am wrong...and I full well know I am opening myself up to the plank walk myself....but I think history might be able to show that black pirates were considered equal among and with white pirates....If that isnt socialism before its time ???

Now gangsters on the other hand.....well...there is no fine line...

VN350X10
09-08-2011, 20:57
not socialism......

True equality.

Like all of us here at 8:40 PM


we are all equally ......"different":rofl:


uncle albert

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 21:24
the only real vermin that we have here are those located in the Penthouse.....

Unkle, the Penthouse vermin (pardon my redundancy) do deserve a measure of respect from us Dungeon types. After all, they do manage to end up with a full 61% of OUR money!

_The_Shadow
09-08-2011, 21:41
Keep in mind 10 Ringers...It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves...

Shadow and Sam and all...Dont get caught counting your booty...arrr... or your bullets...
:arg:
We don't count the bullets, only the bodies! :wow:
Going wash me booty! Arrr!:shower::moonie:

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 22:08
we are all equally ......"different":rofl:

uncle albert

It is possible that we are all equally unequal!

samurairabbi
09-08-2011, 22:30
:arg:


But then, how would we know if this thread WERE indeed hijacked!?

MinervaDoe
09-08-2011, 22:43
Hijacked.
Shanghai'd.
Stolen.
Distracted.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01991/fashion-620_1991480g.jpg

Taterhead
09-09-2011, 11:31
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01991/fashion-620_1991480g.jpg

Much better than pirate booty.

P220forever
09-09-2011, 15:59
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/RedShack3/herekittykitty.jpg

VN350X10
09-09-2011, 20:17
Rabbi, they end up with 61% ONLY because we let them.
You & I know that with the help of Geesie & Eng151515 we can alter the %%%'s any time we desire to do so.
A little shuck,:wow:a little jive,:whistling: a little knowledge:dunno: & a bit of time travel:wavey: and it's a done deal !


uncle albert

samurairabbi
09-09-2011, 20:53
Rabbi, they end up with 61% ONLY because we let them.
You & I know that with the help of Geesie & Eng151515 we can alter the %%%'s any time we desire to do so.
A little shuck,:wow:a little jive,:whistling: a little knowledge:dunno: & a bit of time travel:wavey: and it's a done deal !

uncle albert

Unkle, we LSMPS(bbb)DPs have learned the virtues of patience: Do not OVER-embezzle from the goose that lays the golden eggs.

dryfly
09-09-2011, 22:22
slow night...just got back to my dungeon....me disappointed in all 10 Ringers...

samurairabbi
09-09-2011, 22:35
slow night...just got back to my dungeon....me disappointed in all 10 Ringers...

You are new to this organization. I counsel patience as you develop the capability of discerning the subtle nuances of the raucous inebriated debauched revelry that is the hallmark of the 10-Ring experience. Casual observance of only the obvious high points of 10-Ring partying is a trap into which the common-rabble-9-and-40-shooter crowd is always falling. We hope you can avoid that diversion.

VN350X10
09-10-2011, 08:51
But Rabbi,.....
Sometimes pate' is sooooo tasty..........:whistling:

_The_Shadow
09-10-2011, 10:45
But Rabbi,.....
Sometimes pate' is sooooo tasty..........:whistling:

Hey there was a fresh opossum road kill, some Cajun Seasoning slow cooked, drain the excess grease, de bone, run it thru the food processor and that should make great pate'!

Spread generaously over Sesame Seed Crackers...:wow:

MinervaDoe
09-10-2011, 10:57
Hey there was a fresh opossum road kill, some Cajun Seasoning slow cooked, drain the excess grease, de bone, run it thru the food processor and that should make great pate'!

Spread generaously over Sesame Seed Crackers...:wow:
You sound like someone who has a family recipe for raccoon.

Bullman
09-10-2011, 12:03
You make that sound like it is a bad thing......

It probably is.

MinervaDoe
09-10-2011, 12:17
You make that sound like it is a bad thing......

It probably is.
No, not a bad thing.
What do you call it when you cook something with a LOT of salt? I hear that is how you cook those.
Of course, being a city boy, all I get in my backyard is squirrels, possums, and rats. It's been years since I spotlighted any raccoons in the yard. But, I've been tempted to do one of those Survivorman / "in your own backyard parodies." :supergrin:

I've got a birthday coming up and I've put a bug in my wife's ear to let me upgrade from my four quart slow cooker to a six quart cooker. I just can't get a cabbage and a possum into my current crockpot.

samurairabbi
09-10-2011, 12:25
But Rabbi,.....
Sometimes pate' is sooooo tasty..........:whistling:

Whew! ... For a moment I thought Hannibal Lecter was a 10-Ringer!

_The_Shadow
09-10-2011, 13:52
You sound like someone who has a family recipe for raccoon.

The main thing with any animal is glands! You must get the glands out otherwise the meat will have a strong musky taste.

Now for Mr Coon, I like'em well seasoned then roasted in gravy with garlic & onions!
:grill:

VN350X10
09-10-2011, 16:51
I got 20 bucks that says he's got at LEAST 2 recipies for armadillo on the half shell.....:grill:

Taterhead
09-10-2011, 18:13
I got 20 bucks that says he's got at LEAST 2 recipies for armadillo on the half shell.....:grill:

I'll double down on that and bet that they both call for some of that Louisiana Tabasco. Goes with just about anything on the half shell.

samurairabbi
09-10-2011, 19:19
The original bet, the associated double-down, and all subsequent derivative betting action are hereby registered within the jurisdiction of the Dungeon Casino/Bookie Service. Adjudication and payoffs will be executed at an appropriate point in the proceedings.

_The_Shadow
09-10-2011, 19:54
Well dem armadillos require some finesse...some boiling water can be used to loosen the hairs to be scraped on the soft under belly and scales and toenails will pull off cleanly. After that you can gut'em out, stuff'em with onions & apple slices and season it with cajun blackening rub inside, grill over low heat shell side down for 7 hours to keep the jucies inside the shell. When the legs pull freely its ready! Pardon me the onions are getting to my eyes...:crying:

The other way is to make an injection sauce with the Louisiana Tabasco and melted butter...:steamed:

VN350X10
09-11-2011, 09:49
and to think that the Almighty only created armidillos to give Aggies something to eat on the half shell......:rofl:

apples & onions....sounds almost like a possum recipie.

appropriate I guess, all a 'dillo is, is a possum in a suit of armor:tongueout:

samurairabbi
09-11-2011, 11:52
Armadillos are the tank battalion complement to the possum infantry.

MinervaDoe
09-11-2011, 12:27
Do they taste like chicken?

VN350X10
09-11-2011, 14:48
hopefully, NOTHING tastes like chicken !

ChuteTheMall
09-11-2011, 14:56
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5500/36288426.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/36288426.jpg/)

Put that in your tardis and smoke it.

_The_Shadow
09-11-2011, 20:39
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5500/36288426.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/36288426.jpg/)

Put that in your tardis and smoke it.

It's going to be a difficult job to cleant that one!:faint:

samurairabbi
09-11-2011, 20:47
It's going to be a difficult job to cleant that one!:faint:

120m APDS ought to be good for the initial takedown.

VN350X10
09-11-2011, 21:21
Hell, I can kill it, gut it & smoke it with one of my 10MM rounds !:rofl:

samurairabbi
09-11-2011, 21:34
Hell, I can kill it, gut it & smoke it with one of my 10MM rounds !:rofl:

Wouldn't using a 10mm round risk destroying too much of the meat? I would think the less potent 120mm APDS round would reduce this risk.

MinervaDoe
09-11-2011, 22:09
Wouldn't using a 10mm round risk destroying too much of the meat? I would think the less potent 120mm APDS around would reduce this risk.
The trick is to shoot the ground next to your prey. If you gauge it just right, the shock will do them in.

samurairabbi
09-11-2011, 22:16
The trick is to shoot the ground next to your prey. If you gauge it just right, the shock will do them in.

Inspired! A method of providing a 10mm firearm with a "stun" setting! This will tide us over until a StarTrek-type phasor is finally perfected.

G33
09-12-2011, 03:18
*This space reserved for Royal Proclamation.*

:supergrin::supergrin:

Taterhead
09-12-2011, 11:26
*This space reserved for Royal Proclamation.*

:supergrin::supergrin:

I'm listening...

engineer151515
09-12-2011, 15:05
Gee speaks, multiple humanoid and alien lifeforms listen.
:supergrin:

samurairabbi
09-12-2011, 15:30
Twee-Twee ranks with Tazz and Eric in ability to focus our attention.

dryfly
09-12-2011, 15:52
Those changing avatars have my attention....the current one being a favorite...

Bullman
09-12-2011, 16:57
Gee speaks, multiple humanoid and alien lifeforms listen.
:supergrin:


Think of her as E F Hutton in a leather bikini:wow::supergrin::whistling:

_The_Shadow
09-12-2011, 19:13
*This space reserved for Royal Proclamation.*

:supergrin::supergrin:

Heck if I were to drink a little more. I might have confused Royal Proclamation with that of Royal Procreation! Sort of like the Queen Bee! :wow:

samurairabbi
09-12-2011, 19:31
Heck if I were to drink a little more. I might have confused Royal Proclamation with that of Royal Procreation! Sort of like the Queen Bee! :wow:

Crown Royal would work as a libation.

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 19:45
Geesie is one of the VERY few life-forms in the entire universe that could talk uncle out of his last bottle of Crown Royal.
The Borg Queen only qualifies for the 3rd to last bottle !
Actually, I can only think of ONE other that ranks with our Geesie, but I cannot post the name here for fear of great wrath from Auntie.....:whistling:

MinervaDoe
09-12-2011, 19:48
Actually, I can only think of ONE other that ranks with our Geesie, but I cannot post the name here for fear of great wrath from Auntie.....:whistling:
You must however, drop hints.
It is required.

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 19:53
actually, dropping a hint would do no good, in fact her name would not be recognized by anyone else here.
She was my partner in several previous lives however....:crying:


uncle

ChuteTheMall
09-12-2011, 20:00
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 538

:cool:

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 20:11
note here.....
uncle could have easily taken the "cheap shot" of a double post to avail himself of a Chamber Session.:upeyes:

I did not do so.

MinervaDoe
09-12-2011, 20:13
actually, dropping a hint would do no good, in fact her name would not be recognized by anyone else here.
She was my partner in several previous lives however....:crying:


uncle
Is this her?
http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4e6e0a64ecad048b57000032/cheerleader-editorial-sidebar.jpg

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 20:17
not hardly......


one of the previous lives was Cleopatra, however.
(and in this life, she STILL has a tremendous aversion to snakes!)

samurairabbi
09-12-2011, 20:17
note here.....
uncle could have easily taken the "cheap shot" of a double post to avail himself of a Chamber Session.:upeyes:

I did not do so.

Your virtuous act of self-sacrifice is duly noted.










Chump!

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 20:20
yes, uncle DOES have a past, that is why I'm always "tinkering" with TARDIS, to make it work better & smoother.
I have my reasons for visiting some of my past lives, even thou I am prohibited by my agreement with the Time Lord Council from making any "alterations" to them.
A drink or 2 with an old friend, is permissable.....






(actually rabbi, "chimp" might in fact be closer.....)

_The_Shadow
09-12-2011, 20:26
UNCLE writes is permissable.....Hell If I had TARDIS that would read is promiscuous.....But that's just me!

samurairabbi
09-12-2011, 20:39
(actually rabbi, "chimp" might in fact be closer.....)

Either is preferable to the common-rabble praise of ... champ.

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 20:40
No, no, no.......

That would come under the heading of changing history.

TARDIS does in fact, have a vast selection of "preventative measures" in stock in tne pharmacy area however.

MinervaDoe
09-12-2011, 21:03
Alas, while the Heart of Gold is a wonderful time machine, it is not a fountain of youth. So, in addition to risking a paradox, my forays into the past have always resulted in me not being recognized as me, but as some sort of strange familiar looking relative of myself. This may be confusing, but usually an uncle (sorry uncle).

Augh, but if I skip back a century or more, I can get crazy. Did I ever tell you about the time I posed as a towel boy in the woman's vomitorium in ancient Rome? What a party.

VN350X10
09-12-2011, 21:35
I have the same happenstance, as I do not appear as my "then", but as my "now" self. Gets a bit sticky now & then, not so much with friends, but the enemies always seem to know that I'm "me".....:dunno:

uncle

MinervaDoe
09-12-2011, 23:06
... and now, for someone who has everything, the cat Tardis:
http://thehappinesspatrol.blogspot.com/2011/08/ah-cat-tardis.html

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SU8LFuGCGV4/Tl0aEKd0VmI/AAAAAAAAATo/dX3yFTtfb3Y/s320/KTPChill1.jpg

samurairabbi
09-13-2011, 03:29
I have the same happenstance, as I do not appear as my "then", but as my "now" self. Gets a bit sticky now & then, not so much with friends, but the enemies always seem to know that I'm "me".....:dunno:

uncle

An old sociological rule: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Taterhead
09-13-2011, 08:24
I have the same happenstance, as I do not appear as my "then", but as my "now" self. Gets a bit sticky now & then, not so much with friends, but the enemies always seem to know that I'm "me".....:dunno:

uncle

Hey, aren't you the guy that owes me a dollar from our little billiard game from 1947? Where'd you disappear to all these years? A bet's a bet. Now pay up or else!

samurairabbi
09-13-2011, 14:50
I have the same happenstance, as I do not appear as my "then", but as my "now" self. Gets a bit sticky now & then, not so much with friends, but the enemies always seem to know that I'm "me".....:dunno:

uncle

So we will drag you before the 10-Ring Un-American Activities Committee and ruthlessly interrogate you with the brutal question:

Are you now, or have you ever been?

Taterhead
09-13-2011, 17:56
Are you now, or have you ever been?

A certain former Senator (with a name that rhymes with "Larry Craig") from my great state is now infamous for denying a certain, ahem, tendancy in very similar terms. You know the guy: the one with a purported "wide stance."

"Let me be clear..."

samurairabbi
09-13-2011, 18:16
Of all the former senators still around, he is certainly one of them.

VN350X10
09-13-2011, 22:34
Note to Taterhead.....

Must be someone that just happens to look like me......:dunno:
My present life form came into being in 1951.

uncle

_The_Shadow
09-13-2011, 22:42
Uncle's carbon life form is sixty years young...my very own subatomic carbon molecules and compounds are of the 1955 vintage! :upeyes:

VN350X10
09-13-2011, 22:45
a cat TARDIS.......Hmmmmmmm........might be a way to send all cats to where they belong..

(note to susan28....
THIS IS A JOKE SUZE!!)

samurairabbi
09-13-2011, 23:01
a cat TARDIS.......Hmmmmmmm........might be a way to send all cats to where they belong..

(note to susan28....
THIS IS A JOKE SUZE!!)

Your prominent disclaimer just might be able to prevent your tongue from digging your grave. Until I am sure, my '48-vintage organic compounds are diving into the deepest bunker until Suze's reaction to your heresy is determined.

G33
09-14-2011, 06:57
We have warned you ancient lifeforms!
:supergrin::supergrin:

Taterhead
09-14-2011, 08:18
Note to Taterhead.....

Must be someone that just happens to look like me......:dunno:
My present life form came into being in 1951.

uncle
There is no chance that TARDIS has the year 1947 on the travel log?

samurairabbi
09-14-2011, 10:22
We have warned you ancient lifeforms!
:supergrin::supergrin:

Since we ARE ancient lifeforms, why do you think we would even listen!

_The_Shadow
09-14-2011, 10:45
We have warned you ancient lifeforms!
:supergrin::supergrin:

Well just how young and inocent would your delightful lifeform be? :supergrin: :wavey:

Like a good bottle of wine we age gracefully but like a mighty tree that has fallen into the vast open sea we are as driftwood!
Washed up and weathered!:faint:

G33
09-14-2011, 11:17
Since we ARE ancient lifeforms, why do you think we would even listen!

Thumb-screws
Toe-screws
Others...
:supergrin::supergrin:

Bullman
09-14-2011, 12:35
guys, I have heard she invented the phrase, wailing and gnashing of teeth. We might want to appease her in some way :supergrin:

_The_Shadow
09-14-2011, 14:53
Thumb-screws
Toe-screws
Others...
:supergrin::supergrin:

Others... :wow: :whistling:

G33
09-14-2011, 15:54
We shall soon post an Important Observation!
:supergrin::supergrin:

G33
09-14-2011, 16:00
Page 536 will be examined.
Pay attention lowly dungeon peons!
:supergrin::supergrin:

:ender:

samurairabbi
09-14-2011, 16:12
We shall soon post an Important Observation!
:supergrin::supergrin:

The benificient Oz is about to speak! We suggest paying attention to that person behind the curtain.

Taterhead
09-14-2011, 17:57
Gonna go refill my glass real quick so I don't miss it. Geesie always says much without using a lot of words.


:popcorn:

Angry Fist
09-14-2011, 18:15
Page 536 will be examined.
Pay attention lowly dungeon peons!
:supergrin::supergrin:

:ender::miff:

samurairabbi
09-14-2011, 18:45
Page 536 will be examined.
Pay attention lowly dungeon peons!
:supergrin::supergrin:

:ender:

We stand entranced under Your Majesty's spell as we await your momentous announcement. So docile are we to your bidding, we did not even notice your omission of the capitalizing of the word "dungeon" per standard 10-Ring/Dungeon protocol standards.

_The_Shadow
09-14-2011, 19:10
Page 536 will be examined.
Pay attention lowly dungeon peons!
:supergrin::supergrin:

:ender:

Must be the misuse of a Kitty! :cat:
:uglylol:

G33
09-14-2011, 19:23
Observe post #13385.
Carefully!
:wow::supergrin::wavey:

G33
09-14-2011, 19:30
For the less than conscious 10-Ringers (redundancy)...
Oh... never-mind.
:supergrin::whistling:

_The_Shadow
09-14-2011, 19:45
For the less than conscious 10-Ringers (redundancy)...
Oh... never-mind.
:supergrin::whistling:

I never mind! :popcorn: Don't mind me! :miff:

Angry Fist
09-14-2011, 19:50
Chopped liver sucks ass.

VN350X10
09-14-2011, 21:46
now that uncle can get a post in here....

I make it a point to hit susan28 with at least 1 cat joke per week,:wavey: just to let her know that I care.
If I were to ignore her, I fear bad things would, in fact, happen to my body, such as it is.:embarassed:
and I ain't taking NO chances !!


uncle

MinervaDoe
09-14-2011, 22:13
Observe post #13385.
Carefully!
:wow::supergrin::wavey:
But then, how would we know if this thread WERE indeed hijacked!?
:sadangel:It's hijacked?

samurairabbi
09-15-2011, 03:08
:sadangel:It's hijacked?

Ok, you have hijacked this thread. You may not fully realize your problems are just beginning: YOU now have to finance the hijacking! The Dungeon financial operation is available to assist you, but (of course) there is a catch to our participation.

engineer151515
09-15-2011, 05:58
Ok, you have hijacked this thread. You may not fully realize your problems are just beginning: YOU now have to finance the hijacking! The Dungeon financial operation is available to assist you, but (of course) there is a catch to our participation.

Are we shutting down NS Beer production . . . right before Oktoberfest???? :shocked::shocked:

Taterhead
09-15-2011, 07:58
The Daily Mind Bender:

So as to prevent, or in this dire situation, "postvent" (Dungeon Linguistics Technicians note the submission to the glossary) the hijacking I of this thread; we must nominate a semi-coherent 10 Ringer to travel back to post 13385 and intercept the discussion before the hijacking occurs. I know, mission impossible for two reasons:

1) Finding a coherent 10 Ringer
2) Prying the keys to TARDIS from Geesie.

It may, however, be our only hope. Perhaps one of the early risers over at the 8:30 AM thread could help.

Bullman
09-15-2011, 11:29
The Daily Mind Bender:

So as to prevent, or in this dire situation, "postvent" (Dungeon Linguistics Technicians note the submission to the glossary) the hijacking I of this thread; we must nominate a semi-coherent 10 Ringer to travel back to post 13385 and intercept the discussion before the hijacking occurs. I know, mission impossible for two reasons:

1) Finding a coherent 10 Ringer
2) Prying the keys to TARDIS from Geesie.

It may, however, be our only hope. Perhaps one of the early risers over at the 8:30 AM thread could help.

Oh poop, that rules me out, I thought it was the 8:40 a.m thread, guess I am not coherent enough. I would say though that brute force is probably the key. I am tempted to ask Engineer to double NS output and THEN (and this is the part that really just sort of scares me) tell Mongo that his pork belly and orange juice futures that he just sunk his entire portfolio in just went in the tank while his broker was in Barbados. If that doesn't shake things up and get them off track, nothing will. :shocked:

MinervaDoe
09-15-2011, 12:15
Ok, you have hijacked this thread. You may not fully realize your problems are just beginning: YOU now have to finance the hijacking! The Dungeon financial operation is available to assist you, but (of course) there is a catch to our participation.
I'm currently in the process of eschewing all responsibility. Then, to be told that I am responsible for something, well, let's just say that it is disheartening to see all my planning go down the drain. Then, the mixed feelings begin when I realize that I stand accused of hijacking a thread.
ARRRRR!! I always wanted to be a pirate. :arg::buttercup::noevil::stooges::ffighter::yuck: Beware me pirate posse. ARRRR!!!

dryfly
09-15-2011, 12:58
Arrrrrr.....picaroons.....I asks meself why I keep my good eye on this thread....

Taterhead
09-15-2011, 13:16
Oh poop, that rules me out, I thought it was the 8:40 a.m thread, guess I am not coherent enough. I would say though that brute force is probably the key. I am tempted to ask Engineer to double NS output and THEN (and this is the part that really just sort of scares me) tell Mongo that his pork belly and orange juice futures that he just sunk his entire portfolio in just went in the tank while his broker was in Barbados. If that doesn't shake things up and get them off track, nothing will. :shocked:

:agree:

Risky. But I like his plan.

_The_Shadow
09-15-2011, 13:40
About post 13385...Highjacked may not be the correct terminology...Somehow I can't help but think that it was a portal that was opened and labeled 8:40am! This tangent portal was felt as a disturbance in the force by some of the 10-Ringer Life Forms & Patrons. Shiver me timbers, Priate Shenanigans where all a wash, from Davy Jones's locker, dead men tell no tales Arrr, so has been said!

Though dis parley may have been a hornswaggle trying to for a cut into The Dungeon financial operation's embesselment take!

Avast Dar should be some crushed barnacles as the guilty party dances the Hempen Jig as we swing'em from the Hempen Halter over the Poop Deck!

Maybe Engineer could break open a Hogshead to celebrate the event!
:drink: :drunk:

G33
09-15-2011, 13:53
Someone stole my top.
It looks like this:
:whistling::supergrin:

Bullman
09-15-2011, 13:53
there is one other possibility we could consider here. I detect a bit of a pirate theme emerging due to the hijacking. Our annual lagoon party for international talk like a pirate day is coming up on the 19th. It is a major event on the party calendar, something we usually get a good turn out for (I like the boobpatch bikini contest myself, who have you ever seen that wears more than one eye patch:supergrin: ) If we can run that pirate theme in with the party and with the added NS production, and the usual 10 ring debauchery (redundancy, I know) we might get things back to what might resemble a sense of normalcy. The better thing about this plan is of course, we don't piss off Mongo, that is never easy to recover from.

patcrad
09-15-2011, 13:54
tagged

Taterhead
09-15-2011, 14:04
Someone stole my top.
It looks like this:
:whistling::supergrin:

And just like that: presto. We are all back on track.

Bullman
09-15-2011, 14:07
Someone stole my top.
It looks like this:
:whistling::supergrin:

Such pretty blue............. wow :drool::wow:

samurairabbi
09-15-2011, 15:25
Are we shutting down NS Beer production . . . right before Oktoberfest???? :shocked::shocked:

You need not be concerned, Eng. The Dungeon admin apparatus retains its position as 10-Ring Resort Fiduciary Agent irrespective of whoever wakes up first in the morning and hijacks the thread for the day. In this capacity, the Dungeon shysters ... whoops! ... the Dungeon admin representatives will maintain everything necessary for your ever-expanding brewing operation. The only item which may be of even conceivable effect on this might be the 13385-post question, which shows SOME possibility of becoming a full-blown scandal. We will be ready for any eventuality.

engineer151515
09-15-2011, 19:04
Someone stole my top.
It looks like this:
:whistling::supergrin:

Damn interns.

Would you like the honor of beating them yourself?

G33
09-15-2011, 19:21
Not yet.
Borg Queen and S10 are interested.
:supergrin::supergrin::wavey::wavey:

G33
09-15-2011, 19:23
I have ONE WW top left.
It does not fit well.
:faint::faint:

samurairabbi
09-15-2011, 19:34
I have ONE WW top left.
It does not fit well.
:faint::faint:

Permit me to offer my personal tailoring services to resolve your fitting predicament. i expend every possible effort to shape the garment to the most subtle details of your personal contours.

_The_Shadow
09-15-2011, 20:27
I have ONE WW top left.
It does not fit well.
:faint::faint:

Wonderfullness...that must be a German WW top...Keepsumfrombobbin! or keepsumfromfloppin!:rofl:

MinervaDoe
09-15-2011, 20:43
I have ONE WW top left.
It does not fit well.
:faint::faint:
How to phrase this.
Uh....
Me thinks ... fitting into the WonderWoman top is over rated.

samurairabbi
09-15-2011, 21:43
How to phrase this.
Uh....
Me thinks ... fitting into the WonderWoman top is over rated.

NFL defensive lineman would term this an "overshift".

Taterhead
09-16-2011, 07:51
Trampoline, anyone?

_The_Shadow
09-16-2011, 10:18
I once dated a woman who was a member of the "IBTC"!
Itty Bitty Titty Committee... (.)(.)

samurairabbi
09-16-2011, 11:01
I have ONE WW top left.
It does not fit well.
:faint::faint:

I have made a momentous decision: I am changing the subject of my Doctoral thesis. My new topic: Investigation of resonant harmonic motion in marginally supported mammary tissue.

I will not be ghosting out this research to outside parties. I like to think of myself as a hands-on type of guy.

Taterhead
09-16-2011, 11:27
I have made a momentous decision: I am changing the subject of my Doctoral thesis. My new topic: Investigation of resonant harmonic motion in marginally supported mammary tissue.

I will not be ghosting out this research to outside parties. I like to think of myself as a hands-on type of guy.

A respectable pursuit. Science depends upon standardization in order to eliminate as much stastitical noise as possible.

Might I suggest a few standardized exercises:

Toe touches
Running in place
Jumping rope
Windmills
Irish dancing
And the classic: jumping jacks

samurairabbi
09-16-2011, 12:08
A respectable pursuit. Science depends upon standardization in order to eliminate as much stastitical noise as possible.


In this particular area of investigation, variety may be preferable to standardization.

And noise can be desirable, too!

P220forever
09-16-2011, 16:11
Shameless post whore posting a post here.

MinervaDoe
09-16-2011, 16:19
Not all superheroes are endowed like WonderWoman. Liz Vassey made do just fine as Captain Liberty.
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i132/ImageMaker83/NEWHOTTNESS/liz_vassey_image_5_big.jpg

http://www.thetick.ws/images/captain%20liberty3pub.jpg

samurairabbi
09-16-2011, 16:43
Shameless post whore posting a post here.

Actually, your published post count would at best rank you as an apprentice.

VN350X10
09-16-2011, 20:54
Geesie, despite the fit :embarassed:(or lack therof) we still love you !

Your wishes & whims are our commands !


(note to Rabbi...apprentice.....NAY...Wannabe !)


uncle has spoken !

Chico Bill
09-16-2011, 21:55
I remember when this thread only had one page. Where are my teeth?

samurairabbi
09-16-2011, 22:05
I remember when this thread only had one page. ...

That was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

MinervaDoe
09-16-2011, 23:01
Where are my teeth?
In the jar by the sink, where they belong.

Taterhead
09-16-2011, 23:55
Shameless post whore posting a post here.

A man with scruples. Rare these days.