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ChuteTheMall
06-09-2012, 22:46
MOVED to Page 621:okie:

VN350X10
06-10-2012, 12:10
coould give new meaning to the term "speed stick".....:whistling:

samurairabbi
06-10-2012, 15:57
coould give new meaning to the term "speed stick".....:whistling:

... and, of course, there is the classic: Torque-flite!

VN350X10
06-10-2012, 21:21
gotta use a cooler with one of those......

but, is it ever really WRONG to use a cooler anyhow ?

(we don't serve Hot Toddys at Lagoon parties!)

ChuteTheMall
06-10-2012, 21:45
(we don't serve Hot Toddys at Lagoon parties!)

Even a coolie would serve Geesie in her hot teddy.

countrygun
06-10-2012, 22:17
So I have been trying to seperate my own family into individual Non-profit entities (since I have a step-son who shows no potetial for ever making a profit in his life) and I hope to be able to offer a variety of of options for things like the acquisition of "classic Furniture" refinished by midget, albino,political refugees, from Guam who are in a twelve-step psychological recovery program to overcome delusions of altitude.



If anyone is interested in opening a branch facility contact my lawyers at the firm of "Trikum, Dikem & Fleesum".

Or you may contact my secretary. who is in a jobs relocation program since the massage facility closed, her name is Sheila Bendova.

samurairabbi
06-10-2012, 22:23
If anyone is interested in opening a branch facility contact my lawyers at the firm of "Trikum, Dikem & Fleesum".

I know the firm. Their offices are down the road from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

ChuteTheMall
06-10-2012, 22:47
Right across the street from Ben Dover & C. Howitt Fiels.

:eric:

countrygun
06-10-2012, 22:51
didn't Bens wife run off with some gigilo? was it Rodwell Hurtgoode or Hardley Gosin?

Bullman
06-11-2012, 07:06
Ouch.

Just to let you all know at 8:40 p.m. local time last night my little girly turned 7, doesn't hardly seem possible (she was born 7:40 p.m. central time, we had to move to the east coast to make it work right )

We partied a little harder than usual.

samurairabbi
06-11-2012, 16:19
Just to let you all know at 8:40 p.m. local time last night my little girly turned 7, doesn't hardly seem possible (she was born 7:40 p.m. central time, we had to move to the east coast to make it work right )

We partied a little harder than usual.
A worthy reason for accentuated partying!

VN350X10
06-11-2012, 18:35
NO BULLMAN, SHE CANNOT BE SEVEN !

I remember when she was born.......uncle is not that old !

(but seriously, tell her that uncle albert says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Bullman
06-11-2012, 20:39
NO BULLMAN, SHE CANNOT BE SEVEN !

I remember when she was born.......uncle is not that old !

(but seriously, tell her that uncle albert says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Nobody is more surprised than I, doesn't seem like it has been that long to me either.

samurairabbi
06-11-2012, 20:41
Yup ... ... ... That's a lot of embezzlement over the books!

Angry Fist
06-11-2012, 21:29
:moonie:

Angry Fist
06-11-2012, 21:29
:wavey:

Angry Fist
06-11-2012, 21:30
:tequila:

ChuteTheMall
06-11-2012, 21:33
I think it's really cool that you named her 08:40 PM.

:cool:

Angry Fist
06-11-2012, 21:38
Middle name?

VN350X10
06-12-2012, 15:48
NOBODY gives a sheep !:steamed:

_The_Shadow
06-12-2012, 22:02
NOBODY gives a sheep !:steamed:

They just CLONE them! :rofl:

samurairabbi
06-12-2012, 22:12
NOBODY gives a sheep !:steamed:
Is he on the "lamb" from the law?

ChuteTheMall
06-12-2012, 22:38
Is he on the "lamb" from the law?

Ewe don't know mutton about mutton, got it?:outtahere:

countrygun
06-12-2012, 22:47
Ewe don't know mutton about mutton, got it?:outtahere:

Sam Cooke said it "Ewe send me...."

ChuteTheMall
06-12-2012, 22:52
Matty told Hattie about a thing she saw
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw
Wooly bully.....

ChuteTheMall
06-12-2012, 22:52
MOVED to Page 622:rofl:

ChuteTheMall
06-12-2012, 23:09
Matty told Hattie about a thing she saw
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw
Wooly bully.....

SAM THE SHAM AND THE PHARAOHS - YouTube

samurairabbi
06-12-2012, 23:14
When the Rams were still in LA, one year the team decided to call its cheerleaders the "embraceable ewes". The whirring sound everyone heard that year was the Gershwin brothers spinning in their graves!

VN350X10
06-14-2012, 20:31
somebody mentioned clones.......



is the circus in town ? They make such funny looking baloon animals....

can we send somebody to clone college ?

samurairabbi
06-14-2012, 20:43
... and Judy Collins sang "Send in the Clones."

ChuteTheMall
06-14-2012, 21:00
Sorry, I fell asheep at the wheel.

ChuteTheMall
06-14-2012, 21:03
is the circus in town ? They make such funny looking baloon animals....




They’re selling postcards of the hanging
They’re painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town - Hermann Hesse

samurairabbi
06-14-2012, 22:00
Sorry, I fell asheep at the wheel.
... then you should go flock yourself.

VN350X10
06-15-2012, 20:08
Ah yes, Judy Collins.......


subject of the C.S.N.&Y. "Suite:Judy Blue Eyes"

_The_Shadow
06-16-2012, 10:22
Happy Farther's day to all you Mutha's... :whistling:

Fire up the Grill, pop the top, and enjoy yourselves! :wavey:

countrygun
06-16-2012, 10:33
Happy Farther's day to all you Mutha's... :whistling:

Fire up the Grill, pop the top, and enjoy yourselves! :wavey:

I wish I could, but it's work, work, work all the time. I am in the final stages of developing my new invention for backpackers and survivalists--dehydrated water.

If it works, I'll make a fortune.

(he says with a sheepish grin)

_The_Shadow
06-16-2012, 11:06
I wish I could, but it's work, work, work all the time. I am in the final stages of developing my new invention for backpackers and survivalists--dehydrated water.

If it works, I'll make a fortune.

(he says with a sheepish grin)

You see it not that it can't be done, it is the fact that th Guberment will tax it till it dries up! :tongueout:

countrygun
06-16-2012, 11:15
You see it not that it can't be done, it is the fact that th Guberment will tax it till it dries up! :tongueout:


SHHH. I am looking at being able to write of the loss of materials during the dehydrating process.

ChuteTheMall
06-16-2012, 22:12
http://i46.tinypic.com/oczg0.jpg

:drowning:

countrygun
06-16-2012, 22:21
The Korean is the most perfect creature to sanctify the earth wih the imprint of his foot.

ChuteTheMall
06-16-2012, 22:30
http://i45.tinypic.com/34qr705.jpg

ChuteTheMall
06-16-2012, 22:32
http://i46.tinypic.com/2je2r87.jpg

samurairabbi
06-16-2012, 22:52
SHHH. I am looking at being able to write of the loss of materials during the dehydrating process.
The Dungeon Con Men ... Whoops! ... I mean, the Dungeon Financial Analysts! ... can be useful to you on this project. All we ask in payment is our standard cut of the take on the water you use to rehydrate your de-hydrated water.

Bullman
06-17-2012, 07:13
SAM THE SHAM AND THE PHARAOHS - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF558u6Q_8)

Ahhh, my theme music. alas, I am not as wooly as I once was. except on my back.

_The_Shadow
06-17-2012, 08:14
http://i45.tinypic.com/34qr705.jpg

They all look alike...:whistling:

:faint:

_The_Shadow
06-17-2012, 08:30
How would you know? Can't see it, and if you spray some you could try to smell it?

Could be what's left after countrygun has de-hydrated the water.
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/pospaper-store_2211_3491393

:tequila: The rehydration process was fun...but could leave a customer with a bad taste in their mouth! :faint:

ChuteTheMall
06-17-2012, 09:36
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/pospaper-store_2211_3491393


We used to sell that as Radar Repellent.

Spray a bit on headlights, taillights, and license plates, and give the driver much confidence and happiness.

I love making people happy.:supergrin:

countrygun
06-17-2012, 10:17
We used to sell that as Radar Repellent.

Spray a bit on headlights, taillights, and license plates, and give the driver much confidence and happiness.

I love making people happy.:supergrin:


Much like we did with the 3M weatherizing, storm window in a box shrink wrap. "over the license plate-a little hair dryer action, presto"

But we had a "fall back" we warned the customer that it only worked if they were going an "even numbered speed" 60, 62,64, etc
that is why the Feds insisted on an odd numbered 55, as the Federal speed limit, it was the "baseline" the radar guns. The radar guns aren't well calibrated for even numbers and with our radar sheild they are invisible.

I love being able to use science to benefit mankind:supergrin:

samurairabbi
06-18-2012, 20:33
Interesting. I also remember the "resonator" that mounted behind the grill that would somehow transmit some kind of electro-magnetic sideband/harmonic/whatever that would confuse a radar gun.

ChuteTheMall
06-19-2012, 01:29
Speaking of science...............


http://i45.tinypic.com/2e1ynbk.gif


these magic deer whistles use wind to generate an ultrasonic signal which causes deer to step off the pavement to allow a speeding car to pass.
Those same deer would just stand there and get splattered if they were listening to the roar of the engines of oncoming traffic, even trucks and motorcycles, but the ultrasonic whistle reminds them to step away from the road, whether or not they are at the official deer crossing.

Shoulda got a Nobel Prize for business or something.:upeyes:

Tazz10m
06-19-2012, 09:01
Funny.... the deer here just got frustrated with getting their hearts broken all the time so they just learned to look both ways and cross when it's safe. I can't remember the last time a deer got it, and this island is loaded with them... BIG Black Tails.

Bullman
06-19-2012, 10:41
And a full house monkey for Tazz, He has still got it! :thumbsup:

Tazz10m
06-19-2012, 12:32
And a full house monkey for Tazz, He has still got it! :thumbsup:

:thanks:

samurairabbi
06-19-2012, 14:46
these magic deer whistles use wind to generate an ultrasonic signal which causes deer to step off the pavement to allow a speeding car to pass.
Those same deer would just stand there and get splattered if they were listening to the roar of the engines of oncoming traffic, even trucks and motorcycles, but the ultrasonic whistle reminds them to step away from the road, whether or not they are at the official deer crossing.

Shoulda got a Nobel Prize for business or something.:upeyes:
Something to remember: If a genetically mutant deer comes along that has developed opposable thumbs, it will set up a "human stand" alongside the pavement, line up his 30-ought-six (hey, he's an American deer), and blow away that damn gizmo that annoys his brother deer so much!

_The_Shadow
06-19-2012, 16:07
Obamy, will probably provide the said genetically mutant deer with citizenship, welfare and health care too!

Now about "The Gizmo" (me and my other alius) I'll be on the look out!

samurairabbi
06-19-2012, 16:17
Obamy, will probably provide the said genetically mutant deer with citizenship, welfare and health care too!


No need to worry about the mutant deer becoming a burden on the public dole. Any deer that can operate a thirty-ought-six will occupy a useful place in the Dungeon hierarchy.

_The_Shadow
06-19-2012, 18:43
No need to worry about the mutant deer becoming a burden on the public dole. Any deer that can operate a thirty-ought-six will occupy a useful place in the Dungeon hierarchy.

That's all well and fine, but Obamy needs to buy votes! :wow:

ChuteTheMall
06-19-2012, 18:46
http://i47.tinypic.com/30k85qt.jpg

:music:

VN350X10
06-19-2012, 19:40
At the urging of his wife, a good friend up in MI put a set of those "deer chaser" thingies on his car. Hadn't had an incident in over 30 yrs. driving, both LP & UP......
week after he puts them on, gets a 8 point buck......with the BUICK !!
Told wife he was crafting them into earings for her !

samurairabbi
06-19-2012, 19:48
I loved the scene in Crocodile Dundee when the kangaroo shot up the city boy campsite.

VN350X10
06-20-2012, 14:20
Do they use those things to chase 'roo's down under ?

samurairabbi
06-20-2012, 20:40
Do they use those things to chase 'roo's down under ?
Yes, but since they are below the equator, they mount them facing the DRIVER!

_The_Shadow
06-20-2012, 21:47
All this talk about deer and my BIL's father hit a buck with the company truck today! I spent the morning skinning, cutting it up and packing it in ice. He had to go for the urine testing as per company policy! OH well meat for the freezer!

countrygun
06-20-2012, 22:59
All this talk about deer and my BIL's father hit a buck with the company truck today! I spent the morning skinning, cutting it up and packing it in ice. He had to go for the urine testing as per company policy! OH well meat for the freezer!


How do they get the deer to pee in a cup?

Taterhead
06-20-2012, 23:09
How do they get the deer to pee in a cup?

I think you first have to hit it with a work truck...

countrygun
06-21-2012, 00:34
I think you first have to hit it with a work truck...

You hit me with a work truck, you had better be darned fast with that cup.

Bullman
06-21-2012, 02:10
Most times the ones I see that get hit with a truck it knocks the crap out of them, haven't really noticed the pee much.

_The_Shadow
06-21-2012, 12:11
As I gutted the deer, I had to remove his bladder, it was still full! :wow:

ChuteTheMall
06-21-2012, 15:12
Most times the ones I see that get hit with a truck it knocks the crap out of them, haven't really noticed the pee much.

Look under the crap, you'll find it.:wavey:

samurairabbi
06-21-2012, 15:45
All this talk about deer and my BIL's father hit a buck with the company truck today! I spent the morning skinning, cutting it up and packing it in ice. He had to go for the urine testing as per company policy! OH well meat for the freezer!

As I gutted the deer, I had to remove his bladder, it was still full! :wow:
The Dungeon Scam Crew ... Whoops! ... the Dungeon Scientific Formulation & Implementation Authority ... is intrigued by your handling of the deer situation.

In one of the quosted posts, you had mentioned that a urine test was necessary after this "collision". After your disection of the deer, how did you keep the bladder content at a temperature suitable for fooling the testing personnel into believing that the urine sample was scientifically acceptable per the applicable professional criteria?

The DSFIA is always alert to add useful techniques to its professional repertoire.

engineer151515
06-21-2012, 15:51
Dungeon Scientific Formulation & Implementation Authority ....

Not to be confused with the Dungeon Engineering Crew.

Ya'll can keep the bladder and urine sample testing stuff.

We don't want to run any risks confusing them with N*pple Sweat production samples.

samurairabbi
06-21-2012, 16:40
Not to be confused with the Dungeon Engineering Crew.

Ya'll can keep the bladder and urine sample testing stuff.

We don't want to run any risks confusing them with N*pple Sweat production samples.

No need to be concerned. The Dungeon runs a Bio-level containment setup so superb that CDC has said it could use our facilities as a backup site if the government costcutters ever get too ruthless on the CDC budgets. So we have the bladder/urine containment situation nicely controlled.

VN350X10
06-22-2012, 18:41
I can turn "N"Sweat Lager into urine......




do I qualify for a chemical engineering degree ?

samurairabbi
06-22-2012, 20:29
I can turn "N"Sweat Lager into urine......

do I qualify for a chemical engineering degree ?
Actually, more a Chemical CONVERSION Degree. After all, engineering requires some measure of resourcefulness and formal training, and most of the people who do this liquid transition are pretty much self-taught.

_The_Shadow
06-22-2012, 20:41
I can turn "N"Sweat Lager into urine......
do I qualify for a chemical engineering degree ?

Sounds like (urine) business to make a quick buck!!!

ChuteTheMall
06-23-2012, 04:43
:tongueout:


MOVED to Page 624:okie:

VN350X10
06-23-2012, 18:13
Well, it COULD be bottled as "High Nitrogen Liquid Fertilizer" and on the list of ingredients we could call it a "Propriitary chemical compound of the highest Quality, no animal testing & completely organic in nature.":rofl:
We could probably add a bit of fish slime for aroma, bottle it & sell it @ retail for MORE than it costs to brew "N"Sweat Lager in a similar quantity. In effect, perpetual motion of sorts & better yet, perpetual PROFIT,:wavey: benifiting "N"Sweat Lager production, all the while dispposing of an otherwise useless by-product of the many & varied Lagoon Parties !

just a thought.....:dunno:

uncle

_The_Shadow
06-23-2012, 20:59
Would that be amonia compounds (NH3), not to be confused with nitro compounds (- N O 2). :wow:

VN350X10
06-23-2012, 21:43
Don't care, call it "organic" and the fools WILL buy it.

Remember the magic "M" word......

MERCHANDISING

P.T.Barnum (for who the chrysler pt cruiser is named) is my HERO !

samurairabbi
06-24-2012, 18:44
Don't care, call it "organic" and the fools WILL buy it.

Remember the magic "M" word......

MERCHANDISING

P.T.Barnum (for who the chrysler pt cruiser is named) is my HERO !
The Dungeon suggests supplementing your "M" word with the newest marketing scam: Gluten-Free!

VN350X10
06-24-2012, 20:06
But I'm not sure if "N"Sweat Lager IS gluten free. After all, it's not a rice-based brew like Bud, Kirin or Tsingdau. Doesn't the German beer standard of 1513 require wheat, hops and water as the only ingredients ?
It would be great ad copy, but we couldn't lie about something that important.....not even calling it a dis-claimer.

How about "May be Gluten Free".......

samurairabbi
06-24-2012, 20:18
Good point.

How about "Gluten-Free is the next wave of progress!"

VN350X10
06-24-2012, 20:24
Get legal on it & see if we can copyright that.

As usual, you've come thru again Rabbi !

samurairabbi
06-24-2012, 20:43
Get legal on it & see if we can copyright that.

As usual, you've come thru again Rabbi !
Your compliment is appreciated, Unkle. But then, we Dungeon subversive embezzlers ... Whoops! ... We Dungeon administrative operatives! ... always like to feel we deliver quality work in exchange for our 39% of the take!

VN350X10
06-25-2012, 16:42
Well, proper pay for proper service always keeps everybody happy.

samurairabbi
06-25-2012, 17:00
Well, proper pay for proper service always keeps everybody happy.

Hmmm ... that phrase "proper pay for proper service" seems to imply that we Dungeon Peons are ... EMPLOYEES! Heaven forbid! We prefer to think of ourselves as downtrodden nefarious subversive agents. We think this is a more desirable status than a "working grunts" classification. We think the nihilistic 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) will comprehend the subtle nuances of this attitude.

ChuteTheMall
06-25-2012, 18:09
In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this Contract, the Seller may: at his option: (a) Declare immediately due and payable the entire unpaid balance of purchase price, with accrued interest, taxes, and annual charge, and demand full payment thereof, and enforce conveyance of the land by termination of the contract or according to the terms hereof, in which case the Purchaser shall also be liable to the Seller for reasonable attorney's fees for services rendered by any attorney on behalf of the Seller, or (b) sell said land and premises or any part thereof at public auction, in such manner, at such time and place, upon such terms and conditions, and upon such public notice as the Seller may deem best for the interest of all concerned, consisting of advertisement in a newspaper of general circulation in the county or city in which the security property is located at least once a week for Three (3) successive weeks or for such period as applicable law may require and, in case of default of any purchaser, to re-sell with such postponement of sale or resale and upon such public notice thereof as the Seller may determine, and upon compliance by the Purchaser with the terms of sale, and upon judicial approval as may be required by law, convey said land and premises in fee simple to and at the cost of the Purchaser, who shall not be liable to see to the application of the purchase money; and from the proceeds of the sale: First to pay all proper costs and charges, including but not limited to court costs, advertising expenses, auctioneer's allowance, the expenses, if any required to correct any irregularity in the title, premium for Seller's bond, auditor's fee, attorney's fee, and all other expenses of sale occurred in and about the protection and execution of this contract, and all moneys advanced for taxes, assessments, insurance, and with interest thereon as provided herein, and all taxes due upon said land and premises at time of sale, and to retain as compensation a commission of five percent (5%) on the amount of said sale or sales; SECOND, to pay the whole amount then remaining unpaid of the principal of said contract, and interest thereon to date of payment, whether the same shall be due or not, it being understood and agreed that upon such sale before maturity of the contract the balance thereof shall be immediately due and payable; THIRD, to pay liens of record against the security property according to their priority of lien and to the extent that funds remaining in the hands of the Seller are available; and LAST, to pay the remainder of said proceeds, if any, to the vendor, his heirs, personals representatives, successors or assigns upon the delivery and surrender to the vendee of possession of the land and premises, less costs and excess of obtaining possession.

:yawn:

VN350X10
06-25-2012, 20:03
No Rabbi, NOT "employees" but rather "Compensated Spokespersons".
Far morer dignified.

And NO Chute, I'm not the "Party of the Third Part".....

samurairabbi
06-25-2012, 20:51
No Rabbi, NOT "employees" but rather "Compensated Spokespersons".
Far morer dignified.

And NO Chute, I'm not the "Party of the Third Part".....
Unkle, we do have a joint identity of "Party on the Third Shift"!

VN350X10
06-25-2012, 20:55
OK, but I've got to watch where I'm liening....

samurairabbi
06-25-2012, 21:22
OK, but I've got to watch where I'm liening....
Lien on me
when you're not strong
and I'll be your friend.
I"ll help you to carry on.

ChuteTheMall
06-25-2012, 21:40
I'm liening on the lamp
Maybe you think I look a tramp
Or maybe you think I'm round to steal a car

Bullman
06-25-2012, 21:44
No Rabbi, NOT "employees" but rather "Compensated Spokespersons".
Far morer dignified.

And NO Chute, I'm not the "Party of the Third Part".....

Third part, second part, I ain't particular, any excuse to party works for me.:drink::supergrin:

I have to worry about the boy some too these days, he is only three, but this morning he told me "Daddy, I want a star drink" The only thing that matched that description in the fridge was a bottle of Newcastle.:wow::shocked:

ChuteTheMall
06-25-2012, 21:48
:faint:We had done the best we could because Fred lost his balance because Jamie had called it the wrong way and it was unclear how you knew that and it obviously wasn't my fault or so Steve thought for quite some time because Jamie had called it the wrong way and it obviously wasn't my fault when the facts became clear because Jamie had called it the wrong way and, as far as I could tell, the observers were certain as Jamie explained to Gretchen over a hundred times and then we all held our ground and Will didn't figure it out and Sally realized that and I am sure Gretchen knew why and then we all held our ground when the facts became clear or so Steve thought for quite some time and I am sure Gretchen knew why because Fred lost his balance because Jamie had called it the wrong way and Will didn't figure it out so Seymour gave up or so Steve thought for quite some time and Will didn't figure it out because Fred lost his balance so Seymour gave up when the facts became clear and Seymour certainly noted that and I am sure Gretchen knew why because Jamie had called it the wrong way and then we all held our ground and Seymour certainly noted that since Sally was a loser and I am sure Gretchen knew why and then we all held our ground because Jamie had called it the wrong way since Sally was a loser and I am sure Gretchen knew why and, as far as I could tell, the observers were certain.

Bullman
06-25-2012, 22:01
Give that man some punctuation for goodness sakes.

And while we are on this page lets think kind thoughts about having a stainless .44 special revolver :supergrin:

samurairabbi
06-25-2012, 22:36
Give that man some punctuation for goodness sakes.

And while we are on this page lets think kind thoughts about having a stainless .44 special revolver :supergrin:
Actually, Bull, I think that last interminable post was a description of the officiating at the Milwaukee Indy Car race, when they penalized Dixon for an improper restart when the klutzy officials were looking at a replay of the wrong restart!

.44 Special is indeed worthy of kind thoughts on our part. It tends to fall within the shadow of the Dirty Harry 44 Magnum shtick.

countrygun
06-25-2012, 22:59
Actually, Bull, I think that last interminable post was a description of the officiating at the Milwaukee Indy Car race, when they penalized Dixon for an improper restart when the klutzy officials were looking at a replay of the wrong restart!

.44 Special is indeed worthy of kind thoughts on our part. It tends to fall within the shadow of the Dirty Harry 44 Magnum shtick.


Indeed the .44 is wothy of kind praise. This comes from someone who, just hours ago, nailed a sweet deal on a used Lyman 429-421 double bullet mold at his LGS. This will triple my output in one swell foop.

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 06:23
.



<---thinks a 44 is just swell, but looks a bit swollen on sum.


:wow:

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 06:53
http://i46.tinypic.com/2z8w8w8.jpg

bigger than 44

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 06:58
http://i49.tinypic.com/29dv7n9.jpg

Speaking of 45 that's what fits in this S&W 625.




Speaking of 625..........................:whistling:

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 06:58
MOVED to Page 625
:tongueout:

Bullman
06-26-2012, 10:50
We should think happy thoughts about having a 625 while we are on this page. I will try not to think sad thoughts about the 625 I once had and foolishly traded. :steamed:

_The_Shadow
06-26-2012, 11:06
This is an unlucky page for some people 6+2+5=13

in the meantime some thinks to ponder...

Marine Corps Rules:


1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyoneyou meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does notstart with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral&diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one youlose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber,stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating yourintention to shoot.

Navy SEAL's Rules:

1. Look very coolin sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:

1.Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational orders.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature onair-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Pointpresentation.
6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defenseindustry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy themoperationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict butclose enough to have “combat tax” exemption.


US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines


And the next... (You've got to love the military, and God blessthem all.)

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts )
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer ofall naval installations in the Middle East.
(It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands

Subject:Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base byany military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:
1. “Eat Pork or Die” [both English and Arabicversions]
2. “Shrine Busters” Show burning minarets orbomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unitlogos.]
3. “Napalm, It Just Keeps On Sticking” [Both Englishand Arabic versions]
4. “Goat - It Isn't Just For Breakfast Anymore” [BothEnglish and Arabic versions]
5. “The Road To Paradise Begins With Me” [MostlyArabic versions, but some in English.Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6. “Guns Don't Kill People - I Kill People” [BothArabic and English versions]
7. “Pork. The Other White Meat” [Arabic version]
8. ”Infidel” [English, Arabic and other coalition-forcelanguages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges uponreceipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removedupon receipt of this message:

1. “Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held At The FiringRange At 0800 Daily”.
2. “Do We Really Need ‘Smart Bombs' To Drop On These DumbBastards?”
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training uponreceipt.

VN350X10
06-26-2012, 15:48
I still say that napalm should have a 10% pork fat component. Be nice if a strike zone smelled like bacon:supergrin:

As a matter of fact, I DO own a S.S. Revolver in .44 spl.... 3" bbl, adj sights, similar to Pachmeyer grips. Rossi called it a M72D. Heavy rib, full underlug 5 shot. White outline & red ramp sights. Never needed anything except oil & ammo. Lives in my nightstand, it's job is to get me to the Mossberg 590-A1. Glasers & GoldDots.
For fun, it goes to the range with 429-421's & 6.0 gr of Red Dot. Shoots better than I can hold it, but as a pair we don't do "too bad"".....
Even used it to embarass a Texas cousin. In front of about 6 of his buddies, all picking on the "Yankee" from IL....:whistling:

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 16:29
44 < 45.
Just like 9 < 10.:tongueout:


I have a stainless .45 like the one below, it's a convertible .45 Colt and .45 ACP:

http://i47.tinypic.com/63zpsm.jpg

Yep, .45 is just plain bigger than .44:

http://i50.tinypic.com/281ym9i.jpg

:rofl:

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 16:34
The famous .45 Colt next to the "special" .44 special.

Isn't that special?


http://i45.tinypic.com/ms17qc.jpg

:animlol:

VN350X10
06-26-2012, 19:21
aS LONG AS IT STARTS WITH A "4"(OR MORE) IT'S ok !

samurairabbi
06-26-2012, 19:30
aS LONG AS IT STARTS WITH A "4"(OR MORE) IT'S ok !
True excellence is found as long as it starts with a 1

ChuteTheMall
06-26-2012, 20:37
True excellence is found as long as it starts with a 1


http://i49.tinypic.com/6y05yx.jpg


:upeyes:

_The_Shadow
06-27-2012, 13:58
:whistling: I am the One! http://www.bayoushooter.com/forums/images/smilies/pistol2.gif

then there is No. 2 http://fnforum.net/forums/images/smilies/bs.gif

VN350X10
06-27-2012, 14:32
A "1", not a ".1"



uncle

samurairabbi
06-27-2012, 16:19
A "1", not a ".1"

uncle
Thank you, Unkle. Your distinction/correction is indeed applicable to this situation.

VN350X10
06-27-2012, 19:18
It would ideally start with a "1._____"


....Big Bang Theory!

ChuteTheMall
06-27-2012, 19:37
http://i49.tinypic.com/1zv64qr.jpg

:bowdown:......The 105 mm Recoilless Rifle

ChuteTheMall
06-27-2012, 19:37
http://i47.tinypic.com/2qno3t4.jpg

:faint:....The 155 mm gun.

ChuteTheMall
06-27-2012, 19:38
http://i50.tinypic.com/2uqm5fp.jpg

:shocked:.....The 16 inch guns.

ChuteTheMall
06-27-2012, 19:38
http://i45.tinypic.com/51f3b5.jpg

:whistling:.....The 10 mm Magnum

samurairabbi
06-28-2012, 15:26
120mmAPDS ?

VN350X10
06-28-2012, 20:26
That's more like it !:wow:

_The_Shadow
06-28-2012, 22:26
Not to be confused with a "Noisy Cricket"!
http://www.listoid.com/image/66/list_2_66_20101210_084227_404.png

VN350X10
06-29-2012, 14:53
needs ankle holster.....

countrygun
06-29-2012, 16:03
Not to be confused with a "Noisy Cricket"!
http://www.listoid.com/image/66/list_2_66_20101210_084227_404.png

what the .40 Strictly for Women was supposed to be.

VN350X10
06-29-2012, 20:03
is this another round of "Pick on the .40 Short & Weak"?

My 9mm loads are hotter than most .40's ! Yeah, I use a 9Major !


uncle albert

samurairabbi
06-29-2012, 20:20
is this another round of "Pick on the .40 Short & Weak"?

My 9mm loads are hotter than most .40's ! Yeah, I use a 9Major !

uncle albert
Unkle, your unusual lack of situational awareness in your post surprises me!

When is this thread NEVER a "Pick on the .40 Short & Weak" thread?

ChuteTheMall
06-29-2012, 21:01
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3943/03lilith.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/207/03lilith.jpg/)

Smith & Wesson Model 626, the most powerful handgun in this reply, punk.

ChuteTheMall
06-29-2012, 21:01
Did someone mention 626?:whistling:












































MOVED to Page 626

:rofl:

VN350X10
06-30-2012, 17:52
Well Rabbi, it's not a pick on the .40 short & weak thread when we are sharing recipies....(most of the time).

Just because .40 slimyandwattery is banned from BBQ competitions means nothing....:rofl:

samurairabbi
06-30-2012, 18:17
Well Rabbi, it's not a pick on the .40 short & weak thread when we are sharing recipies....(most of the time).

Just because .40 slimyandwattery is banned from BBQ competitions means nothing....:rofl:

If the "pick on the .40" shtick is simply moved to a lower position in the event stack when recipies are being shared, then its continued presence in the 10-Ring pantheon would still mean we are picking on the .40 even when we are NOT picking on the .40!

countrygun
06-30-2012, 18:51
I, for one, am glad there is so much enthusiasm for the .40sillywilly. After all. there isn't room up here at the top for simply anybody.

samurairabbi
06-30-2012, 19:06
I, for one, am glad there is so much enthusiasm for the .40sillywilly. After all. there isn't room up here at the top for simply anybody.

Your gracious attitude is justified. The 10-Ring would certainly be a lesser place if the common-rabble-40-shooters were able to distract the attention of the discerning cognoscenti of the 10-Ring by swarming all over the place.

VN350X10
06-30-2012, 20:20
I can applaud that statement by brother countrygun !

(and his tagline ain't bad either!)


Rabbi, if they swarm, am I permitted to break out the Flitz ? And I don't mean the metal polish either......

samurairabbi
06-30-2012, 23:22
Rabbi, if they swarm, am I permitted to break out the Flitz ? And I don't mean the metal polish either......
Sure. Knock yourself out.

One suggestion: if they DO swarm, why not just have one of the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) fire a single 10mm round in their general direction? That should be sufficient to disperse them.

VN350X10
07-01-2012, 08:48
disperse hell....


I want to totally discombobulate them !


In the words of Marvin the Martian....

"Where's the KABOOM ? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM ??!!!!!!!!!

_The_Shadow
07-01-2012, 09:12
Uncle beat him to it!
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/56000/Marvin-the-Martian-Looking-at-Earth--56265.jpg

samurairabbi
07-01-2012, 10:35
In the words of Marvin the Martian....

"Where's the KABOOM ? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM ??!!!!!!!!!
A classic cartoon. I remember this exchange:

Why do you wanna blow up the earth?

'Cause it's blocking my view of Venus!

VN350X10
07-01-2012, 13:35
Maybe he can get a refund on the Q-36 since it hasen't been used.....

_The_Shadow
07-01-2012, 13:58
How much does a slightly used Illudium Q 36 Space modulator go for these days?:dunno:

http://www.brewjobs.net/images/marvinlbl.jpg

samurairabbi
07-01-2012, 17:31
disperse hell....

I want to totally discombobulate them !

One consideration on discombobulation: Do it sparingly.

If you discombobulate on too many occasions, you may fall into the assigned classification of "Recognized Recidivistic Discombobulator". USUALLY, this is no big deal, but if you do gain this status, and Tazz happens to wake up one morning in a grumpy mood, he can then order you to write out that title 100 times on a blackboard!

_The_Shadow
07-01-2012, 18:26
:dunno:Can E.P.A. ("Earthling Pale Ale") be compared to "N-Sweat"?:dunno:

Someone maybe trying to get in on the engineer's brewing operation? :wow: :shocked:

ChuteTheMall
07-01-2012, 18:34
Maybe he can get a refund on the Q-36 since it hasen't been used.....

Worth a bit more than a Q-35............




































http://i45.tinypic.com/352gifk.jpg
:rofl:

countrygun
07-01-2012, 18:41
Maybe he can get a refund on the Q-36 since it hasen't been used.....

Hold on to it for a trade-in when the carbine comes out.

samurairabbi
07-01-2012, 20:32
Worth a bit more than a Q-35............
This statement MAY be inaccurate. Since the Q-36 came out, there have been a lot of accounts on Martian weapons websites of ejection problems that seemingly persist even after installation of factory-recommended fixes.

VN350X10
07-01-2012, 21:27
That's OK, carefully re-pack in the original box & shipping sleve & return it. When asked "Why ?" just tell the person behind the return desk that you were given ANOTHER one as a gift & have no need for the one you bought for yourself.

Now see, wasn't that simple ?
So easy a 9mm shooter could do it.


uncle


and NO..... Earthling Pale Ale does NOT compare to "N"Sweat Lager. Nothing does.

(but that Orian brewed mint-tasting liqueor does come mighty close. If it's served cold enough)

and yes, I brought enough back last trip out with TARDIS that we can all have a celebratory drink at the Lagoon Party during the upcoming 4th of July picnic.

VN350X10
07-03-2012, 20:31
Serious official notice.....

Hi gang, just a heads up, anybody that has my actual email address....
NO, I'm not goiong to England, nor do I have to.
Auntie's & my email addresses both got hacked with the "money request" scam.

I'm working on the account recovery at this time, but it looks like it will take a few more days.
Will keep posted as possible.....
_______________________________________________________________________
Now, back to our regurarly scheduled debauchery !

Party, north end of Lagoon, starts 0900 hrs. CDST


uncle

_The_Shadow
07-03-2012, 20:40
OK uncle, he's a toast...here's to me, here's to you...aw hell let's drink! :cheers:

countrygun
07-03-2012, 21:06
Maybe he can get a refund on the Q-36 since it hasen't been used.....


Well he isn't into it for that much, I mean after all, who pays retail?

samurairabbi
07-03-2012, 21:09
We'll get through it, Unkle. Your candidacy for the position of Recognized Recidivistic Discombobulator entitles you to extra coverage: WE will assume the discombobulation task if we catch up to the clowns!

VN350X10
07-03-2012, 21:21
Might be hard to catch, but anybody that steals MY identity ......


the fools have no idea ;)

they will get what's coming to them.

wasn't it Groucho that said something about not wanting to belong to a club that would have someone like him as a member ?

countrygun
07-03-2012, 21:27
Might be hard to catch, but anybody that steals MY identity ......


the fools have no idea ;)

they will get what's coming to them.

wasn't it Groucho that said something about not wanting to belong to a club that would have someone like him as a member ?


How does one go about getting their identity stolen? I am afraid I've had this one too long and I'd like some dirtbag, that really deserves what he'd get, to steal it.

Tazz10m
07-03-2012, 21:33
It was obvious to me you got ripped, and so the email got immediately tossed in the round file.

Hey, how 'bout we use the WarpMaster Deluxe to go back and hack the hacker so the money people think they are sending really come out of the hackers account instead and indirectly laundered into ours? That would buy a lot of ingredients for beer and ammo!

VN350X10
07-03-2012, 21:35
Thinking like that is WHY you Da Man Tazz !

countrygun
07-03-2012, 21:43
It was obvious to me you got ripped, and so the email got immediately tossed in the round file.

Hey, how 'bout we use the WarpMaster Deluxe to go back and hack the hacker so the money people think they are sending really come out of the hackers account instead and indirectly laundered into ours? That would buy a lot of ingredients for beer and ammo!


Not bad, but i have a twist I much prefer (Although it is not as lucrative, it is more satisfying).

Go forward, and "arrainge" a very gruesome demise for the individual in question. Video it, bering the video back and show it to him. He either goes nuts worrying about it, or he tries to convince others of what he has seen etc, and gets locked up in the loon bin until "D" day.

samurairabbi
07-04-2012, 20:43
Not bad, but i have a twist I much prefer (Although it is not as lucrative, it is more satisfying).

Go forward, and "arrainge" a very gruesome demise for the individual in question. Video it, bering the video back and show it to him. He either goes nuts worrying about it, or he tries to convince others of what he has seen etc, and gets locked up in the loon bin until "D" day.
I like it! Make them sweat their approaching future! Besides, we can still rip off from their cash flow while they're sweating what is coming, even if their discomfiture does reduce their income.

samurairabbi
07-05-2012, 20:33
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT

The 10-Ring Lagoon will officially join in the celebration surrounding the announcement that the Higgs-Boson particle has been demonstrated to be something more plausible than well-funded scientific doubletalk.

The Dungeon financial types will be alert to take advantage of this news by working on getting our cut of the take. More later as things develop.

countrygun
07-05-2012, 21:22
http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee518/CountryG/Toga2.png

VN350X10
07-05-2012, 21:24
Can we use the Higgs-Thingamajig to keep "N"Sweat Lager colder ?

Tazz10m
07-06-2012, 10:49
Hey, why don't we build our own particle excellerator? It's not like we don't have the money or the technology? Heck, it would be easy!

Sammy... Make it so.

samurairabbi
07-06-2012, 16:09
Hey, why don't we build our own particle excellerator? It's not like we don't have the money or the technology? Heck, it would be easy!

Sammy... Make it so.
Your wish is my command (blah blah blah etc.); I do offer ONE caution:

The construction work needed to stick a 13-mile circumference tunnel underground might disrupt the continuity of the partying within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, what with that long tunnel excavation messing up the continuity of the Lagoon celebratory overrun area. Such considerations should always be carefully considered in the scheme of things.

Besides, our embezzled take from the Cern budget would be considerably reduced if that Swiss operation had to go up against competition with US!

countrygun
07-06-2012, 16:57
Your wish is my command (blah blah blah etc.); I do offer ONE caution:

The construction work needed to stick a 13-mile circumference tunnel underground might disrupt the continuity of the partying within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, what with that long tunnel excavation messing up the continuity of the Lagoon celebratory overrun area. Such considerations should always be carefully considered in the scheme of things.

Besides, our embezzled take from the Cern budget would be considerably reduced if that Swiss operation had to go up against competition with US!

Indeed, it is far better to make a percentage of someone elses invetment without having to worry about amortization, upkeep, etc. If we wanted to do all of that we could work for a living.

VN350X10
07-06-2012, 20:48
HE SAID WORK FOR A LIVING.....



WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH CHEAP BEER ! (insert BudLight or Keystone here)

samurairabbi
07-06-2012, 21:02
HE SAID WORK FOR A LIVING.....

WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH CHEAP BEER ! (insert BudLight or Keystone here)
I counsel demonsrating a measure of mercy toward Countrygun for his transgression (as long as he does not make a habit of such statements.) I think a penalty of ROTATING oral regeneration treatment with N-Sweat, '61 Lafite Rothschild, and 20-year-old single malt Scotch may be in order as punishment for this particular offense.

Perhaps we should convene a plenipotentiary tribunal to consider this issue. The Dungeon will cover the bar tab for this particular convocation.

ChuteTheMall
07-06-2012, 21:28
Are we going to need the funnel and the rubber hose?

samurairabbi
07-06-2012, 22:22
Are we going to need the funnel and the rubber hose?
Only if the "recipient" of the action formally requests them. It really comes down to personal preference in our enforcement policies.

countrygun
07-06-2012, 22:35
Only if the "recipient" of the action formally requests them. It really comes down to personal preference in our enforcement policies.

I have always been one to stand and take my medicine straight up.

When the man comes up tp me and asks if I'd like a blindfold, I intend to say,

"Too late, I needed one when I was boning your ole' lady"

samurairabbi
07-06-2012, 22:48
When the man comes up tp me and asks if I'd like a blindfold, I intend to say,

"Too late, I needed one when I was boning your ole' lady"
A perfectly appropriate response in THIS thread, but in more gracious surroundings, it might be preferable to say: Beauty is a lightswitch away!

countrygun
07-06-2012, 23:07
A perfectly appropriate response in THIS thread, but in more gracious surroundings, it might be preferable to say: Beauty is a lightswitch away!


Oh indeed.

I don't tend to waste frankness and honesty on the common rabble elsewhere, it's a bad habit to get into business wise.

samurairabbi
07-06-2012, 23:36
Oh indeed.

I don't tend to waste frankness and honesty on the common rabble elsewhere, it's a bad habit to get into business wise.
An excellent policy! The old Jewish deli shops in NYC were famous for their surly insolent waiters. The saying was: if the waiter is polite to you, you know you're NOT on the A-list!

Tazz10m
07-07-2012, 00:01
Your wish is my command (blah blah blah etc.); I do offer ONE caution:

The construction work needed to stick a 13-mile circumference tunnel underground might disrupt the continuity of the partying within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, what with that long tunnel excavation messing up the continuity of the Lagoon celebratory overrun area. Such considerations should always be carefully considered in the scheme of things.

Besides, our embezzled take from the Cern budget would be considerably reduced if that Swiss operation had to go up against competition with US!


Good points. Yeah, but i think we can also use the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles, then switch the 9mm Euro guns to the much more powerful 10mm guns we have, have Mike McNett cook up some super accurate duplex loads, and really have a smashing good time/space/reality and an even bigger light show out of the deal... which, is ultimately much easier to observe and photograph. Then, because we'll take the lead in field, the investors of the Swiss operation will force the Swiss to take direction from us, instead of the Progressively lame-brain Socialists they call "scientists", and then we can totally control all finances and teach them what embezzlement is all about. They'll never know what hit them, and since we will then control them all including their wives and daughters, we can take their "most promising" and, well, we can use them anyway we please... ya know, like have them learn to be Lagoon Girls. The possibilities are not only mind blowing, they are endless. Hey, makes sense to me!

Tazz10m
07-07-2012, 00:07
Oh indeed.

I don't tend to waste frankness and honesty on the common rabble elsewhere, it's a bad habit to get into business wise.

Oh, and nice save, Countrygun. But, i think a better move would have been to "invite" her over, let our surgeons have their way with her, then slip her into the harem. She'll be so happy she'll forget where she came from and the rest of her past and have the brand new start she's always dreamed of.

Remember; Go BIG.... and get'r done!

samurairabbi
07-07-2012, 00:15
Good points. Yeah, but i think we can also use the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles, then switch the 9mm Euro guns to the much more powerful 10mm guns we have, have Mike McNett cook up some super accurate duplex loads, and really have a smashing good time/space/reality and an even bigger light show out of the deal...
Everything you outlined in your post is entirely possible, but there are important ADMIN considerations.

Using the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles makes all the rest do-able, but it would mean dedicating the WarpMaster to this project for AT LEAST seventy percent of its operating time for the next year. Worse yet, scheduling of it would be subject to very tight advance scheduling. Such scheduling would, of course, be set up by the LSMPS(bbb)DPs in their administative and logistic capacities. Are the high-falutin' 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) TRULY willing to have the lowly Dungeon admin types assume this much control over one of the 10-Ring's favorite toys?

countrygun
07-07-2012, 00:20
An excellent policy! The old Jewish deli shops in NYC were famous for their surly insolent waiters. The saying was: if the waiter is polite to you, you know you're NOT on the A-list!


As an old deliman( as opposed to a New Dehli man) told me in Portland.

"You come here for the food. I know I'm making it right because you come back for the food, not for the nice.If you wanted the nice you'd go to the Goy joint down the street."

Tazz10m
07-07-2012, 00:35
Everything you outlined in your post is entirely possible, but there are important ADMIN considerations.

Using the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles makes all the rest do-able, but it would mean dedicating the WarpMaster to this project for AT LEAST seventy percent of its operating time for the next year. Worse yet, scheduling of it would be subject to very tight advance scheduling. Such scheduling would, of course, be set up by the LSMPS(bbb)DPs in their administative and logistic capacities. Are the high-falutin' 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) TRULY willing to have the lowly Dungeon admin types assume this much control over one of the 10-Ring's favorite toys?

Nope, don't let the Dungeon Scumb NEAR that thing! I was thinking more of using the high roll'n Fungeoneers to do it. Those guys can do anything as long as the motivation is Ni(*)(*)le Sweet and Lagoon Girls at the end of the tunnel! And we've got and endless supply of that. Just remember to use the carrot and stick method. They'll figure out how to warp the WarpMaster into OverOverWarp and speed up the drive. Yeah, it's got to work! I know those guys... and those girls... and, matter of fact, that Beer... and it's TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND!! Noth'n like a little WooHOOOOO!!!

:drunk::drunk:

samurairabbi
07-07-2012, 01:07
Nope, don't let the Dungeon Scumb NEAR that thing! I was thinking more of using the high roll'n Fungeoneers to do it.
:drunk::drunk:
We'll go with your call, Tazz; of course, it might help things along if your inebriated 10-Ring crew (again, pardon my redundancy) attained at least a measure of sobriety when doing the targeting alignment for the excavation. I mean, well, once they were aiming a 10mm round at somewhere in Northern Canada ... and Chernobyl happened!

Tazz10m
07-07-2012, 02:53
We'll go with your call, Tazz; of course, it might help things along if your inebriated 10-Ring crew (again, pardon my redundancy) attained at least a measure of sobriety when doing the targeting alignment for the excavation. I mean, well, once they were aiming a 10mm round at somewhere in Northern Canada ... and Chernobyl happened!

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy... you, my friend, have been watching too much RTTV! It's ok to watch it, but you've got to learn to dodge that propaganda just a weeeee bit better. Heck, you're a proven and decorated master of propaganda, i can't believe you missed this one!

If there is one thing me a sure of it's sob rioty. Especially when doing targeting alignment. Now, i know you are relatively new 10mm guy... what 4.5 years now? At any rate, we didn't cause Chernobyl, they just blamed it on us because they were too embarrassed about their ineptness, and well, what we DID do.

Ok, here's what we did do; First we sank one of their nuke subs with our 10's... K27 with a secret prototype 10mm. plain and simple, just like that... in order to send a message to them to quit steaming our tail... and, as you can see, it worked quite well. Now, of course, they knew they couldn't tell the truth about it, so, they set out to find something they could hit us with. Then the lame-brains goofed up big time and allowed Chernobyl to blow. Honestly they never should have used that design, but they did, and they just couldn't admit it along with all their other epic failures. So, what they did was blame us for it. So, we went out and did a little more plinking... kind of like plinking for fish in a barrel, and plinked K219, right to the bottom. They didn't like that one bit because of the obvious backlash they would have had to face over such an epically weak stealth failure, and the fact proving we did it would have showed the reality of their inept weakness and inferiority, so, they set out to find something that would cause the world to blame us enough to hate us. Well, we knew all this and they just kept up their antics, so, fire 3, we sank their K-728 sub. This, of course just set them off to find another target. Blah blah, blah... the usual commie stuff, and then us blasting them again. It just keeps going back and forth. Anyway, segue to today, they planted their favorite agent Obama into the mix, and now we have situation we are in today.

samurairabbi
07-07-2012, 08:50
... and the K27, K219, and K728 are ONLY the 10mm-induced Soviet disasters of which SOME indication has leaked out of the old Soviet system. The Dungeon Historical Research Division has firmly established the destructiveness of the 10mm in destroying the MIC strategic bomber, the KEY ballistic missle sub, and the MOUSE experimental main battle tank.

Many Dungeon types suffered sobriety to bring us this information.

_The_Shadow
07-07-2012, 09:05
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:dunno:I remember sometime back one of our subs was trying to bounce a 10mm off a jap fishing vessel, but the targeting was disturbed by some unseen intersecting seismic annomolies...they blamed the sub for hitting th jap boat and sinking it.

We got lucky on that one too!:whistling:

ChuteTheMall
07-07-2012, 09:09
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:dunno:I remember sometime back one of our subs was trying to bounce a 10mm off a jap fishing vessel, but the targeting was disturbed by some unseen intersecting seismic annomolies...they blamed the sub for hitting th jap boat and sinking it.

We got lucky on that one too!:whistling:

The insurance company had a gecko on board that ship.
The shock wave of the 10mm turned him into Godzilla and the rest is Japanese cinematic history.

Tazz10m
07-07-2012, 11:15
... and the K27, K219, and K728 are ONLY the 10mm-induced Soviet disasters of which SOME indication has leaked out of the old Soviet system. The Dungeon Historical Research Division has firmly established the destructiveness of the 10mm in destroying the MIC strategic bomber, the KEY ballistic missle sub, and the MOUSE experimental main battle tank.

Many Dungeon types suffered sobriety to bring us this information.

That's right... that's exactly right. WE brought down the Soviet Union. They can lie about it all they want, but facts remain. Ha! Let them try to explain how we are taking away all their hottest women!

Oh, and the Dungeon types suffer sobriety because they never learned to "turn it on and off" (or "off and on" as the case may, could, or should be,) like a light switch.

countrygun
07-07-2012, 11:21
A point I would like to bring up for consideration. Since we now have the 10mm as a reality, I think we can streamline our vernacular and make communications mor efficient if we simply adopt the habit of referring to all other handgun cartridges as "Experimental" as in "There is the 10mm and then their are the experiments"

_The_Shadow
07-07-2012, 12:09
:dunno:I remember sometime back one of our subs was trying to bounce a 10mm off a jap fishing vessel, but the targeting was disturbed by some unseen intersecting seismic annomolies...they blamed the sub for hitting th jap boat and sinking it.

We got lucky on that one too!:whistling:

It was determined that the intersecting seismic annomolies were the result of two mating HumpBack Whales that simultaneously orgasmed...No one could have corrected for such a biological whale experience!

The biological aftermath of material in the water could have spawned the Godzilla creature???...:faint:

VN350X10
07-07-2012, 18:14
We can run a set of jumper cables if we need to....
TARDIS is avaliable & standing by. Been using it's refrigeration unit all past week......it's been a tad warm here on the North end of the Lagoon.


uncle

VN350X10
07-11-2012, 20:59
has the heat melted everybody ?:steamed:
I haven't even seen anybody by the Lagoon Bar all week......:dunno:


or are we OUT of "N"Sweat Lager ??:crying:

samurairabbi
07-11-2012, 21:24
has the heat melted everybody ?:steamed:
I haven't even seen anybody by the Lagoon Bar all week......:dunno:

or are we OUT of "N"Sweat Lager ??:crying:
The brutal weather has indeed taken its toll. A significant portion of the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry has shifted to the underground range, to take advantage of the cooler underground venue. Fortunately, the libation feed lines to the range were able to carry the full logistics load of keeping the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) fully supplied per contract specifications. Now that the brutal heat has eased off, we anticipate a steady 10-Ringer migration back to the traditional Lagoon party hangouts.

countrygun
07-11-2012, 22:25
The brutal weather has indeed taken its toll. A significant portion of the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry has shifted to the underground range, to take advantage of the cooler underground venue. Fortunately, the libation feed lines to the range were able to carry the full logistics load of keeping the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) fully supplied per contract specifications. Now that the brutal heat has eased off, we anticipate a steady 10-Ringer migration back to the traditional Lagoon party hangouts.


Well I am glad to see that 10-ringers have a good use for an underground range rather than firing 10mms. Remember the that last time that was done and the earthquake panic started? sending out all of the warnings needed to prevent such a thing again would drastically cut into revenues, hence into the libations budget and with summer upon us that would be unconscionable.

samurairabbi
07-11-2012, 22:33
Well I am glad to see that 10-ringers have a good use for an underground range rather than firing 10mms. Remember the that last time that was done and the earthquake panic started? sending out all of the warnings needed to prevent such a thing again would drastically cut into revenues, hence into the libations budget and with summer upon us that would be unconscionable.
All true, but ya gotta admit it is a hoot to touch off an occasional full-power 10mm round and then watch all the common-rabble-9-and-40 types freak out with their "sky is falling" shtick because they think the shock means the world is ending. Such entertainment is precious, and is perhaps worth an occasional logistics hiccup to experience (pardon my heresy about logistics hiccups).

_The_Shadow
07-12-2012, 09:51
I am suffering from all the heat and a mirage of the horizon was getting blurry, however recent rains have cooled things down slightly...I need to increase my hydration libations intake! Pass me a N Sweat please! :therapy:

countrygun
07-12-2012, 11:34
All true, but ya gotta admit it is a hoot to touch off an occasional full-power 10mm round and then watch all the common-rabble-9-and-40 types freak out with their "sky is falling" shtick because they think the shock means the world is ending. Such entertainment is precious, and is perhaps worth an occasional logistics hiccup to experience (pardon my heresy about logistics hiccups).


Last time I went up into the hills for a little practice some nervous nellie (probably a .40 shooter) heard me and felt the concussion and the next thing I knew I got an Air National Guard flyover, it was cool:cool:

samurairabbi
07-12-2012, 12:39
I am suffering from all the heat and a mirage of the horizon was getting blurry, however recent rains have cooled things down slightly...I need to increase my hydration libations intake! Pass me a N Sweat please! :therapy:
The 10-Ring Medical Center assures us that N-Sweat is superior to water for hydration. Water, while useful, cannot replace electrolytes lost in the perspiration process. This conclusion is based on research we will get around to doing sometime when we feel like it.

countrygun
07-12-2012, 13:02
The 10-Ring Medical Center assures us that N-Sweat is superior to water for hydration. Water, while useful, cannot replace electrolytes lost in the perspiration process. This conclusion is based on research we will get around to doing sometime when we feel like it.


Not to mention that water does nothing to supply carbohydrates. Heat can affect the digestive system and make it terribly inefficient. Carbs in liquid form are more easily digested. So called "Sports Drinks" that brag about "0-carbs" are doing a great disservice and may be causing folks to actually starve to death. N-Sweat should be considered a "hoursderve" in a glass. And we all know you can make a meal of hoursderves if you eat enough of them.

samurairabbi
07-12-2012, 13:07
Not to mention that water does nothing to supply carbohydrates. Heat can affect the digestive system and make it terribly inefficient. Carbs in liquid form are more easily digested. So called "Sports Drinks" that brag about "0-carbs" are doing a great disservice and may be causing folks to actually starve to death. N-Sweat should be considered a "hoursderve" in a glass. And we all know you can make a meal of hoursderves if you eat enough of them.
... and I'll bet you subscribe to the guy-belief that beer is liquid bread!

countrygun
07-12-2012, 13:15
... and I'll bet you subscribe to the guy-belief that beer is liquid bread!


Well, in my younger days we did refer to Bud Light as "The wonderbread of beers- all full of air with no substance"

_The_Shadow
07-12-2012, 15:52
Well make me a N Sweat Po-Boy! That's what us cajun's call an foot long hoursderve!:tequila:

( @ ) ( @ )

:rofl:

VN350X10
07-12-2012, 18:23
not sure WHY so many are affected by the heat. Uncle's real-time, pay-the-taxes job involves welding in a steel fabricating shop, so the only folks I have any sympathy for are those who work in foundries. (we make their equipment !)

But I do make sure that there is a sufficient supply on "N"Sweat Lager avaliable !

ChuteTheMall
07-12-2012, 18:41
And we all know you can make a meal of hoursderves if you eat enough of them.

horse ovaries & prairie oysters:eat:

VN350X10
07-12-2012, 18:48
this might be a GREAT time to start a new diet......

VN350X10
07-12-2012, 18:49
Might even try the "nuts & berries" routine for a while.....:upeyes:

_The_Shadow
07-12-2012, 21:05
Ya'll can keep the "horse ovaries & prairie oysters", "nuts & berries"
I'll take couple dozen grilled oysters, boiled crabs, shrimp or crawfish, just remember in louisiana we live to eat!:eat:

About the heat:steamed:...I used to be a fireman, we went in when other were coming out! :ffighter:

VN350X10
07-13-2012, 15:45
Shadow......what time the oysters be done ?? I'll bring my OWN hot sause, you just might like it !


uncle albert

ChuteTheMall
07-13-2012, 17:30
Shadow......what time the oysters be done ??


The raw oysters are already done.


:cool:

ChuteTheMall
07-13-2012, 17:31
I heard raw oysters were an aphrodesiac, so I tried a dozen.
Only 7 of them worked, so save your money.:fred:

ChuteTheMall
07-13-2012, 17:31
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:rofl:

countrygun
07-13-2012, 18:14
I have a question that requires (it will be self evident why) a prompt response. Since there is no other place on the Forum, it seems, to inquire and, since 10-ringers have a good amount of experince with different forms of liquid libations, this seems like the best place to get a reliable answer with some alacrity. Here goes.

"Are "Rockstar" energy drinks supposed to be "chunky"?"

VN350X10
07-13-2012, 18:17
Snot on the half shell ?

time to fire up the Weber !!

_The_Shadow
07-13-2012, 20:53
I heard raw oysters were an aphrodesiac, so I tried a dozen.
Only 7 of them worked, so save your money.:fred:

You must have eaten the ones that didn't work backwards or wrong side up!!:shocked: Instead of going; you went! :wow:

countrygun
07-13-2012, 21:06
Back in the old days, in Portland Oregon was a bar called "Ericksons". It had the longest bar in the US. Part of it still exists in a trendy upscale dinery. Anyway, it was a crossroads for many cultures.

"Oyster Shooters" had just been invented and caught on well, when one day a big burly sailor came into Ericksons. Stepping up to the bar he looked to his right to see an Indian with his face down on the bar, apparently passed out. In front of the hapless Native was an oyster shooter. Seizing the opportunity, the sailor grabbed the shooter and downed it in one smooth motion and set the glass down in front of the Indian quietly. I drinkrobbed Indian surprised the the sailor by slowly looking at the glass and then at the sailor, he then jumped up and began pumping the sailor's hand vigorously.

"Ugh, you be one heck of a man. Me try'um three time, no get that oyster down."

samurairabbi
07-13-2012, 21:51
You must have eaten the ones that didn't work backwards or wrong side up!!:shocked: Instead of going; you went! :wow:
There once was a young man from Kent ...

ChuteTheMall
07-14-2012, 08:42
There once was a young man from Kent ...

saves trouble:whistling:

samurairabbi
07-14-2012, 13:10
saves trouble:whistling:
The Dungeon Historical Research Division is proud to announce the results of a project that, we are sure, will bring honor and glory to the perverted 10-Ring organization (pardon my redundancy):

Research of historical records has conclusively demonstrated that the young man from Kent, dissatisfied with the restrictive British societal norms of his country of birth, emigrated to the New World, eventually settling and building a prosperous life in the colonial town of Nantucket.

We believe the 10-Ringers will be amused when we note that NO 10-Ring funds WHATSOEVER, embezzled or otherwise, were expended for this project. We managed to snag a Federal grant from, of all places, the Department of Energy. Damn, we're good!

countrygun
07-14-2012, 13:28
The Dungeon Historical Research Division is proud to announce the results of a project that, we are sure, will bring honor and glory to the perverted 10-Ring organization (pardon my redundancy):

Research of historical records has conclusively demonstrated that the young man from Kent, dissatisfied with the restrictive British societal norms of his country of birth, emigrated to the New World, eventually settling and building a prosperous life in the colonial town of Nantucket.

We believe the 10-Ringers will be amused when we note that NO 10-Ring funds WHATSOEVER, embezzled or otherwise, were expended for this project. We managed to snag a Federal grant from, of all places, the Department of Energy. Damn, we're good!


I am exceedingly pleased to see such a remarkable bit of research. while I would be delighted to see that it gets the attention it richly deserves, such as submission for a Nobel Prize, i feel this would cause to much scrutiny of 10-ring activities, therefore this (I feel) must reamin one of those instances of "great knowledge to have, for those who know it, but best kept out of the hands of those who don't"

VN350X10
07-14-2012, 17:37
Rabbi, that young man from Kent, a question.......

Did he, later in life have a daughter named Nan ?

_The_Shadow
07-14-2012, 17:51
Then a song popped in my head or was on youtube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

samurairabbi
07-14-2012, 21:06
I am exceedingly pleased to see such a remarkable bit of research. while I would be delighted to see that it gets the attention it richly deserves, such as submission for a Nobel Prize, i feel this would cause to much scrutiny of 10-ring activities, therefore this (I feel) must reamin one of those instances of "great knowledge to have, for those who know it, but best kept out of the hands of those who don't"
Nomination for a Nobel Prize, while admittedly being a great honor, would be at variance from the focus of the 10-Ring state of being. The cheapskates behind the prizes have recently reduced the payout for each prize to a measly million dollars, down considerably from the two million from some years ago. The payment for actually winning creates all kinds of audit trail problems, what with all the publicity that comes along with winning the damn thing. Besides, while the science prizes take quality work to win, the Nobel Peace Prize has become a big ol' political football that goes to whoever attracts the favor of the political-cause-of-the-month crowd.

We're better off with our standard-issue ripoffs ... whoops! ... I mean, our creative investment efforts ... rather than going for high-profile assets. We also act in accordance with the operational philosophy of: If you don't already know, you don't deserve to be told.

samurairabbi
07-14-2012, 21:20
Rabbi, that young man from Kent, a question.......

Did he, later in life have a daughter named Nan ?
We are not sure. Was she identifiable as a comely young lass?

VN350X10
07-14-2012, 21:39
with a very nice.....

Why yes, yes, I believe she was.
Quite possibly the same girl.


uncle

samurairabbi
07-14-2012, 21:46
with a very nice.....

Sounds like a possible. Was it grey, with long ears, and eats grass?

VN350X10
07-14-2012, 21:47
Yeah, kind of like a donkey

(not to be confused with donkey-odie)

ChuteTheMall
07-16-2012, 07:55
(not to be confused with donkey-odie)

Or San Cho Panzer.

:odie:

VN350X10
07-16-2012, 19:25
Wasn't he the drummer for Motley Crue a few years back ?

samurairabbi
07-16-2012, 21:46
Wasn't he the drummer for Motley Crue a few years back ?
I think your memory is correct. I seem to remember someone running around always surrounded by Gruppen... ies. (Pardon my labored pun attempt)

VN350X10
07-16-2012, 22:47
Methinks your brain is hurting Rabbi.....

In this heat, you need a "N"Sweat Lager Slushie !

samurairabbi
07-16-2012, 23:27
Methinks your brain is hurting Rabbi.....

In this heat, you need a "N"Sweat Lager Slushie !
In this instance, I will follow your advice.

My horrible pun was caused by mental exhaustion induced by an administrative error. I had decided to relax by inbibing a '61 Lafitte Rothschild, but due to an admin slip I was served a bottle of that '62 swill we keep around to suck up to Tazz's demented preferences (pardon my redundancy). That error sorta blew away my entire evening.

VN350X10
07-17-2012, 19:24
Red wine vinegar....give it 2 more weeks & then put it over a nice salad along with some EVOO and enjoy !

VN350X10
07-18-2012, 21:57
As I type this, we're getting rain here in the North end of the Lagoon.

FINALLY !

Of course, the mosquitoes will follow in 48-72 hrs.......


uncle

samurairabbi
07-18-2012, 22:25
As I type this, we're getting rain here in the North end of the Lagoon.

FINALLY !

uncle
We got a little on the South end of the Lagoon, too. The heat is down a bit, but most of the raucous inebriated debauched 10-Ring revelers are still doing their RIDR thing down in the underground range. Can't really blame them.

ChuteTheMall
07-19-2012, 06:46
Don't rain on my parade and tell me it's p

ChuteTheMall
07-19-2012, 06:47
MOVED to Page 630
:rofl:

VN350X10
07-19-2012, 18:44
Pleasant day today, Sun not near as brutal outside. Hi of 88 today.

Lagoon might just re-fill yet !

uncle

_The_Shadow
07-19-2012, 19:38
Yea, I took advantage of the breeze and clouds today and finshed a grass cutting job. Was going to shoot but!...Then the rains came, so I did some work on my ironing board, CHRONY setup! Built a flip up target frame to mount on the back end.

Now its time for an "N"Sweat! :supergrin:

VN350X10
07-19-2012, 19:45
Sounds like a good use of a day to me !


uncle

samurairabbi
07-19-2012, 22:45
Sounds like a good use of a day to me !

uncle
I agree. Better even than a good day embezzling grant money!

VN350X10
07-20-2012, 19:35
Not embezzeling Rabbi, think of it as "Re-direction of avaliable capital".

_The_Shadow
07-20-2012, 19:50
Today heavy rains was a wash out...Great for Laundering the embezzling - I ment to say "Re-direction of avaliable capital". There was so much rain we could "FLOAT-A-Loan"! :rofl:
:whistling:

samurairabbi
07-20-2012, 20:24
Not embezzeling Rabbi, think of it as "Re-direction of avaliable capital".
That suggested terminology has merit; the Dungeon will convene a Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider your proposal. As usual, logistics costs for the supporting partying are on our tab.

We may make ONE change, though. The term "available" seems a bit too passive for the Dungeon Linguistics Unit taste. When necessary, we can hustle a bit to tap into the more impressive "difficult to access" capital; we like to think our mission is ennobled when we take on truly impressive opposition circumstances. We think the contrarian 10-Ring outlook (pardon my redundancy) will comprehend our motivation.

VN350X10
07-20-2012, 20:45
Rabbi, in MY dictonary, the term "avaliable" means There for the Taking !

just a minor point of word usage.

samurairabbi
07-20-2012, 20:57
Rabbi, in MY dictonary, the term "avaliable" means There for the Taking !

just a minor point of word usage.
We shall consider this minor point of word usage issue during the second phase of the Tribunal blowout partying this weekend. Eng15etc has been alerted that libation flow will probably be esspecially heavy this weekend.

VN350X10
07-21-2012, 23:02
No doubt !
I actually got a head start on it with last night's dinner, today was much of the same.
Strictly an experiment to check & compare my blood sugar levels, of course.....
in the name of science......


uncle

samurairabbi
07-23-2012, 01:06
Strictly an experiment to check & compare my blood sugar levels, of course.....
in the name of science......

uncle
Screw science! Partying is our purpose here!

VN350X10
07-23-2012, 06:41
Rabbi, Rabbi, Rabbi.........

Think about this aspect. If we raise Partying to a scientific level, we can apply for a RESEARCH GRANT.
Which will in turn pay for MORE partying !


uncle

_The_Shadow
07-23-2012, 13:45
Rabbi, Rabbi, Rabbi.........

Think about this aspect. If we raise Partying to a scientific level, we can apply for a RESEARCH GRANT.
Which will in turn pay for MORE partying !


uncle

What Uncle said! :faint:

samurairabbi
07-23-2012, 15:09
Rabbi, Rabbi, Rabbi.........

Think about this aspect. If we raise Partying to a scientific level, we can apply for a RESEARCH GRANT.
Which will in turn pay for MORE partying !

uncle
Your approach has merit; it will be surveyed for potential applicability to 10-Ring financial applications.

There is ONE item to which we must devote attention: possible problems involving INTERACTION between the raucous inebriated debauched revelry aspect of 10-Ring ambiance and the serious financial considerations the outside world expects from us while we rip them off ... whoops! ... I mean, while we present attractive investment opportunities for their involvement. For us to OPENLY admit we are directing their grant money to partying purposes might upset the delicate balance between our RIDR and financial wings.

In the immortal words of the Wicked Witch of the West: These things must be done DELICATELY ... or you hurt the spell!

countrygun
07-23-2012, 16:02
Your approach has merit; it will be surveyed for potential applicability to 10-Ring financial applications.

There is ONE item to which we must devote attention: possible problems involving INTERACTION between the raucous inebriated debauched revelry aspect of 10-Ring ambiance and the serious financial considerations the outside world expects from us while we rip them off ... whoops! ... I mean, while we present attractive investment opportunities for their involvement. For us to OPENLY admit we are directing their grant money to partying purposes might upset the delicate balance between our RIDR and financial wings.

In the immortal words of the Wicked Witch of the West: These things must be done DELICATELY ... or you hurt the spell!


I feel I must direct the powers that be to "countrygun's laws of maximizing undeserved profits" specifically law "#4"

"Do not be greedy about unearned profits. An idea that promises great profits may attract great (and unwanted) attention. If neccessary it is better to waste 50% 0f someone elses money, in order to keep 50% without suspicion that to try and keep it all and sink the getaway boat under the weight."


To that end, and recognizing the brilliance of the intitial concept here, I would suggest that we REVERSE the alleged purpose of the study and focus the "purpose" of the study on the effects of NOT partying. Follow along closely.

If we were to send out a relatively small research team to study, say, an Amish community for a period of time, they would be able to document certain attributes and results at the end of a period of time. This also would be an obviously in expensive project, then,

in the interests of objectivity there would have to be a "control" to measure against. In this case since the "study" is on the effects of not partying, a control would therefore have to include---"partying". I am sure we could find enough volunteers to participate to get an effective collection of data, and, said partying would NOT be the focus of the funded study and would be buried in the last pages of the "front" study.

ChuteTheMall
07-23-2012, 16:20
Last time we studied the Amish was nothing but trouble.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll231/waltm2222/girlsgonewildamish.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/1fdyly.jpg

countrygun
07-23-2012, 16:33
True, maybe we can find another group to exploit...errr.. I mean "study".


I have been toying with the idea of putting in a grant request to Congress to study Congress.

I am sure there are tons of profitable possibilities there but the danger of associating with riff-raff the likes of which one finds in Congress must be considered.

Glockdude1
07-23-2012, 16:39
Last time we studied the Amish was nothing but trouble.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll231/waltm2222/girlsgonewildamish.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/1fdyly.jpg

I am waiting for the rest of those pics!!!!

:wow:

ChuteTheMall
07-23-2012, 17:30
True, maybe we can find another group to exploit...errr.. I mean "study".


I have been toying with the idea of putting in a grant request to Congress to study Congress.

I am sure there are tons of profitable possibilities there but the danger of associating with riff-raff the likes of which one finds in Congress must be considered.

Nope, last time that was tried the funds were all embezzled during the planning stage. Don't kid a kidder.

VN350X10
07-23-2012, 18:05
I can personally round up the necessary test subjects.....

Most will come willingly, knowing that there is "research" involved.


uncle

countrygun
07-23-2012, 18:07
Nope, last time that was tried the funds were all embezzled during the planning stage. Don't kid a kidder.


Those charges were never proven and my record is still spotless.

VN350X10
07-23-2012, 18:09
for a small fee..........

_The_Shadow
07-23-2012, 21:26
While you all are trying to stick a stick in the spokes of partying while involved in the "research", pass me a "N"Sweat please!:beer:

VN350X10
07-23-2012, 21:32
I'll have you know that YOU ARE HELPING THE RESEARCH !!

There are flow meters installed on EVERY "N"Sweat Lager Tapper, Penthouse, Dungeon, Lagoon & even in TARDIS, in the banquet hall.
We get to write off & subsidize this entire operation !

Our Zurich-trained Gnomes are efficient & competent !


uncle

edit to add: And we STILL get our 39% for the Slushie fund !