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VN350X10
11-04-2012, 18:37
What cod possibly go wrong ?:dunno:

ChuteTheMall
11-04-2012, 18:40
opper-tuna-tee knocks but once


fin





:banana:

samurairabbi
11-04-2012, 18:40
With one more pun,
my job is done.

VN350X10
11-04-2012, 18:45
MOMMIE..............


There's a wierd little man waving his fish at me !!!:wow:

countrygun
11-04-2012, 18:51
MOMMIE..............


There's a wierd little man waving his fish at me !!!:wow:

From his codpiece?

_The_Shadow
11-04-2012, 19:03
Ok I'll scale it black fin!

_The_Shadow
11-04-2012, 19:06
Now you all can Mullet over!

VN350X10
11-04-2012, 20:25
Auntie Em....!

I'm clicking my eels, but it's not working.......

countrygun
11-04-2012, 20:47
I am trying to listen to some shortwave tonight,but this thread has me laughing so hard I can't tuna radio.

VN350X10
11-04-2012, 21:38
so try to tuna piano !

samurairabbi
11-04-2012, 21:45
Auntie Em....!

I'm clicking my heels, but it's not working.......

You must act in accordance with the current theme of this thread. You must click your EELS!

VN350X10
11-04-2012, 21:56
rabbi....note virtually ALL of my posts that are edited.....are for spelling !

countrygun
11-04-2012, 22:19
rabbi....note virtually ALL of my posts that are edited.....are for spelling !

Nobody is getting crabby about it.

ChuteTheMall
11-04-2012, 22:22
Something smelt bad, did you do that on porpoise?:faint:

VN350X10
11-04-2012, 22:25
can't just clam up, can we ??

countrygun
11-04-2012, 22:32
can't just clam up, can we ??

I have a neighbor who says that allthe time. He's a brain sturgeon.

VN350X10
11-04-2012, 23:39
Enough of this floundering around.....

I'm going to bass out now !

samurairabbi
11-04-2012, 23:55
Please speak louder. I'm hard of herring.

countrygun
11-05-2012, 00:31
Please speak louder. I'm hard of herring.

So is my other neighbor, he's a pool shark.

samurairabbi
11-05-2012, 01:14
I went berserk just for the halibut.

_The_Shadow
11-05-2012, 08:30
Excuse me, I was enjoying crabs in the dungeness near the lagoon. Then being the manatee that I am, I took pleasures of some mermaid octopus doing the wahoo, mai mai.:supergrin:

Can someone hand me a cigarette? I'm done! I don't even smoke!:faint:

Bullman
11-05-2012, 14:34
:sigh::impatient:

samurairabbi
11-05-2012, 19:56
IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

We are on the planning runup to our December twelfth Mayan calendar end of the world party-blowout in the Lagoon. Those wishing unusual food or libation selections should get their requests in soon.

VN350X10
11-05-2012, 20:29
O.K. put me in for 3 lbs. of pickled trout treats.

ChuteTheMall
11-05-2012, 20:33
Sorry, somebody hid the pickles.:whistling:

ChuteTheMall
11-05-2012, 20:33
MOVED to Page 652

:banana:

:tongueout:

VN350X10
11-05-2012, 20:51
Alright, 3 lbs. of trout treats, HOLD the pickles !

MinervaDoe
11-05-2012, 22:44
Alright, 3 lbs. of trout treats, HOLD the pickles !
If there are no pickles, then my cat can eat the leftovers. :supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
11-06-2012, 11:01
Bear Whiz Bear & McGog Bros - YouTube

VN350X10
11-06-2012, 17:39
There will be NO leftovers......




but the cat will fit in my wok quite nicely !

MinervaDoe
11-06-2012, 19:17
There will be NO leftovers......




but the cat will fit in my wok quite nicely !
You can have my cat.

_The_Shadow
11-06-2012, 19:33
http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/0806/103.jpg

samurairabbi
11-06-2012, 20:30
http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/0806/103.jpg
... And next time you get bigger cat!

VN350X10
11-06-2012, 22:00
Need to take bigger....er....longer wok for....er.... with cat !

bac1023
11-06-2012, 22:48
http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/0806/103.jpg

:animlol:

VN350X10
11-06-2012, 22:53
needs more soy sauce......

MinervaDoe
11-07-2012, 08:54
Tastes like chicken.

samurairabbi
11-07-2012, 16:10
Tastes like chicken.

Hmmmm ... an interesting concept: feline-seasoned chicken.

countrygun
11-07-2012, 17:07
"Tabi chow yuk?"

countrygun
11-07-2012, 17:12
From the American menu

"PussN'Beets"

VN350X10
11-07-2012, 17:47
NOTHING is supposed to taste like chicken !

_The_Shadow
11-07-2012, 18:03
Weird Al singing......Garfield is puring on my fork!

samurairabbi
11-07-2012, 18:18
NOTHING is supposed to taste like chicken !

Even chicken?

MinervaDoe
11-07-2012, 19:20
NOTHING is supposed to taste like chicken !
The new Weber rotisserie attachment is in the mail (and, tabby is nervous).

Hmmmm ... an interesting concept: feline-seasoned chicken.
yeah, and for once, it's okay to play with your food.

countrygun
11-07-2012, 19:43
Weird Al singing......Garfield is puring on my fork!


The Purrrrrrfect food.

samurairabbi
11-07-2012, 19:55
The new Weber rotisserie attachment is in the mail.
It's true! You can find anything on eBay!

_The_Shadow
11-07-2012, 20:04
The Purrrrrrfect food.

Fuuuurrry Food! Fluffy not stuffy! :wow:

VN350X10
11-07-2012, 20:24
note to Rabbi:




ESPECIALLY chicken !

ChuteTheMall
11-07-2012, 22:43
http://i47.tinypic.com/x5dvfm.jpg

ChuteTheMall
11-07-2012, 22:44
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i311/paulath/Human%20Activities/CatSoup.jpg

ChuteTheMall
11-07-2012, 22:44
MOVED to Page 653
:tongueout:

Bullman
11-08-2012, 09:30
It's a good thing I am on days this week, you all are making me hungry for chinese food. I see the Sunday buffet at Peking as a strong possibility for lunch.

countrygun
11-08-2012, 12:17
Try the "sub gum chow meow"

_The_Shadow
11-08-2012, 12:49
Not to be confused with Kung Pao Bow Wow!:odie:
Yummy Chow!,:dog: Beagle!, Whatever...:snoopy:

VN350X10
11-08-2012, 18:55
Oh the Cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon,

Big juicy chunks, use a fork, not a spoon....



(with slight apoligies to Harry Chapin)

samurairabbi
11-08-2012, 20:24
Oh the Cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon,

Big juicy chunks, use a fork, not a spoon....



(with slight apoligies to Harry Chapin)

SLIGHT apologies, Unkle? You should grovel at Harry's feet for forgiveness for that one!

VN350X10
11-08-2012, 20:40
I only grovel at the feet of Her Majesty Geesie....




then I roll over in hopes of getting my tummy scratched !:rofl:

_The_Shadow
11-09-2012, 13:13
All the talk of Chinese food had my taste buds a buzz...stopped by our local establishment for lunch...Kung Pao Chicken, (I normally get shrimp), came with fried rice and egg roll and a cup of egg drop soup! It was expecially good today, the cat that usually runs around the parking lot wasn't seen today????:dunno:

countrygun
11-09-2012, 13:44
All the talk of Chinese food had my taste buds a buzz...stopped by our local establishment for lunch...Kung Pao Chicken, (I normally get shrimp), came with fried rice and egg roll and a cup of egg drop soup! It was expecially good today, the cat that usually runs around the parking lot wasn't seen today????:dunno:

we had Flied Lice last night as a matter of fact.


("That's "Fried Rice" you plick)

VN350X10
11-09-2012, 19:00
Was there fur floating on the..."egg drop"....soup ?

VN350X10
11-13-2012, 20:50
Never good sign when fortune inside cookie has only 1 word on it...

............"Fluffy"...........



we no see your kat.....no more ask !

_The_Shadow
11-13-2012, 20:59
So long as it wasn't...

~~~~~~~~"STUFFY"~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~"PUFFY"~~~~~~~~

Fortune Cooky say you FAT KAT! :wow:

VN350X10
11-13-2012, 21:02
That's my problem when I go to the local Chinese buffet.....


I eat until I'm no longer hungry. I can spend HOURS in the place....


uncle

_The_Shadow
11-13-2012, 21:23
That's how I get at the casino's when I go eat the dungeness crabs...Got to get my moneys worth! I stay away from the "filler materials" and just eat the crabs!
Damn, I making myself HUNGRY! :eat:

MinervaDoe
11-14-2012, 00:30
Let me know if you are still hungry for Chinese food after reading this article.

Restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen



http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/kentucky-restaurant-shut-down-roadkill-kitchen-160225525.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/kentucky-restaurant-shut-down-roadkill-kitchen-160225525.html)

countrygun
11-14-2012, 00:36
Let me know if you are still hungry for Chinese food after reading this article.

Restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen



http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/kentucky-restaurant-shut-down-roadkill-kitchen-160225525.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/kentucky-restaurant-shut-down-roadkill-kitchen-160225525.html)


Kentucky, probably a jealous competitor. A whole deer is a pretty big deal, they'll break out the tire irons over a raccoon.

Clutch Cargo
11-14-2012, 02:32
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yaRT2L961XI/Tvu0GgOhVdI/AAAAAAAAFQ8/YBKRRabp6Tw/s1600/Rod_Serling.jpg-2443.jpg

engineer151515
11-14-2012, 06:24
Kentucky, probably a jealous competitor. A whole deer is a pretty big deal, they'll break out the tire irons over a raccoon.

" break out the tire irons " . . . . :rofl::rofl:

Been a while since I've heard (seen) that one. :rofl:

_The_Shadow
11-14-2012, 08:55
:wow:Oh Deer, dead you see that!:wow:

That's funny, butt probably as true as "we no see your kat.....no more ask !" :supergrin:

ChuteTheMall
11-14-2012, 09:31
Dead Skunk - YouTube

:outtahere:

countrygun
11-14-2012, 16:57
Speaking of fine cuisine, I hope yu are all aware of the impending holiday and the traditional culinary offerings.



http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee518/CountryG/basting.png

Tazz10m
11-14-2012, 19:27
What's she basting that with... Koolwhip? And why am i suddenly thirsty for milk? But i digest...


Sammy! Front center!

What is this i hear about you alledgedly running your own private bounty system and offering payments to Dungeon Peons for heinous violations of 10 Ring laws like attempting to induce sobriety in certain selected 10-Ringers? I mean... like... WHAT??? "INDUCING SOBRIETY" in TEN RINGERS???

That's freaking IMPOSSIBLE!!! Please explain to me WHAT THE HECKLES are you THINKING???

:steamed:

_The_Shadow
11-14-2012, 20:43
( @ ):yawn:( @ ) Utterly redickulus! ridiculous! ( @ ):yawn:( @ )
Damn I'm Studderin' & doing a double take!

:supergrin:

VN350X10
11-14-2012, 21:26
RABBI.....URGENT.....IMPENDING PENTHOUSE DISASTER.....


Sounds like Tazz is getting delerious. He mentioned the "S" word twice !!!

We need a Dungeon Quorum immedietly ! If not sooner !


uncle

ChuteTheMall
11-14-2012, 21:28
http://i46.tinypic.com/1z35st1.png

What if there isn't a turkey, will a cat suffice?

ChuteTheMall
11-14-2012, 21:28
MOVED to Page 654



:tongueout:

ChuteTheMall
11-14-2012, 21:29
:wavey:


http://i45.tinypic.com/2cois1f.jpg

Obamacare. To boldly go where everybody's gone before.

VN350X10
11-14-2012, 21:30
tord you before.....

No see you cat.....you no ask no more......

ChuteTheMall
11-14-2012, 21:42
http://i49.tinypic.com/r1ai35.jpg

countrygun
11-14-2012, 21:56
http://i49.tinypic.com/r1ai35.jpg

NO ,no, you have to wok the dog first.

samurairabbi
11-14-2012, 22:51
RABBI.....URGENT.....IMPENDING PENTHOUSE DISASTER.....


Sounds like Tazz is getting delerious. He mentioned the "S" word twice !!!

We need a Dungeon Quorum immedietly ! If not sooner !


uncle

We're on it, Unkle. Be ready to give me cover from Tazz's wrath if my doubletalk ... Whoops! ... I mean, my comprehensive administrative explanation ... is not sufficient to get me out of this one!

engineer151515
11-15-2012, 06:47
( @ ):yawn:( @ ) Utterly redickulus! ridiculous! ( @ ):yawn:( @ )
Damn I'm Studderin' & doing a double take!

:supergrin:

That reminds me.

Spending all that time cleaning out and rebuilding the NS Chiller exchangers, I forgot to mention we are very low stock on filtration media.

Our usual sources have been off . . . . somewhere . . . doing . . . whatever . . . but not here to help out Production.


And . . . . . Christmas / New Years fast approachith.

We need stock, gentlemen. Filtration media stock.

_The_Shadow
11-15-2012, 09:01
Seein' how were low on filtration media, maybe Her Majesty Geesee could swing TARDIS :ufo:by one of the lowly Venus Secerets galatic shops that don't celebrate the events and retrieve the appropriated amount need to sustain the NS Chiller exchangers production duing the duration and demans of the festivities!:drunk::tequila:

MinervaDoe
11-15-2012, 18:27
maybe Her Majesty Geesee could swing TARDIS :ufo:by one of the lowly Venus Secerets galatic shops that don't celebrate the events and retrieve the appropriated amount need to sustain the NS Chiller exchangers production duing the duration and demans of the festivities!:drunk::tequila:
Me thinks Her Majesty has abandoned us.

ChuteTheMall
11-15-2012, 21:23
Me thinks Her Majesty has abandoned us.

She got banned for posting nearly nude photos in this thread:

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=772776


:shocked:

VN350X10
11-15-2012, 21:59
TARDIS is waiting, ready, but hasen't moved since about 2 weeks before the passing of dear Mongo...:crying:

countrygun
11-15-2012, 22:07
She got banned for posting nearly nude photos in this thread:

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=772776


:shocked:

Pah, that's what you get for paying retail

MinervaDoe
11-16-2012, 18:40
She got banned for posting nearly nude photos in this thread:

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=772776


:shocked:
I can't tell if anybody is kidding any more. :faint:

VN350X10
11-18-2012, 20:47
If it were pics of Mongo, folks would be scarred for life ! Even Eric !

_The_Shadow
11-18-2012, 21:05
Poor Mongo!, he's just a pawn in the game of life!
Blazing Saddles mongo - YouTube

countrygun
11-18-2012, 21:13
We shall indeed miss Mongo.

Tazz10m
11-18-2012, 21:41
We're on it, Unkle. Be ready to give me cover from Tazz's wrath if my doubletalk ... Whoops! ... I mean, my comprehensive administrative explanation ... is not sufficient to get me out of this one!

If you don't want to experience the Wrath 'O Tazz you better get your *** to work producing brew to fix the sobering situation around here!

Now, i realize since the Lagoon Girls are so perky they don't need filter media and so we don't have a regular steady supply... but, if you guys were kick'n up fresh parties like you are supposed to be, we would have plenty. And, since we are so behind, i propose we start a new 10 Ring party tradition. If we take whatever stock we have and "creatively" hang them in the Beer Sauna from "whatever", it will motivate all the girls to contribute to the decor by taking theirs and tossing them up to hand off whatever they can, thus giving us a regular and inexhaustible supply of all sizes, shapes, etc. Plus, it will be FUN! Oh, and send all those questionable pictures to me... ya know... for inspection and review... and i'll let you know if they are ok and if i approve... and stuff....:whistling:

Tazz10m
11-18-2012, 21:43
We shall indeed miss Mongo.

Huh? What the chili beans happened to Mongo?

samurairabbi
11-19-2012, 02:11
Huh? What the chili beans happened to Mongo?

We lost Alex Karras about a week ago. Since the 10-Ring Medical Center has not yet perfected cloning, that loss removed Mongo from our sphere of action.

I am still working up a line of doubletalk ... Whoops! ... a comprehensive and coherent response to your unsubstantiated accusation of my supposed attempts to bribe the Dungeon peons to perform certain actions subverting the conduct of the 10-Ring partiers. (Damn! I thought.we had covered our tracks better on this dodge.) Please be patient while I work up something worthy of the traditions of this thread.

VN350X10
11-19-2012, 20:53
I'll enlist fome f my "friends" and see what we can devise Rabbi.




uncle

samurairabbi
11-20-2012, 03:06
I'll enlist fome f my "friends" and see what we can devise Rabbi.

uncle
The consulting firm of Walker, Beam, & Daniels stands ever ready to assist your efforts.

ChuteTheMall
11-20-2012, 08:34
Mongo and Geesie are never seen together. Coincidence?

:headscratch:

Bullman
11-20-2012, 13:23
If it was just a little hair and some groucho glasses in looks I might raise an eyebrow but..... Mongo and Geesie.... Really?

Tazz10m
11-20-2012, 14:01
We lost Alex Karras about a week ago. Since the 10-Ring Medical Center has not yet perfected cloning, that loss removed Mongo from our sphere of action.

I am still working up a line of doubletalk ... Whoops! ... a comprehensive and coherent response to your unsubstantiated accusation of my supposed attempts to bribe the Dungeon peons to perform certain actions subverting the conduct of the 10-Ring partiers. (Damn! I thought.we had covered our tracks better on this dodge.) Please be patient while I work up something worthy of the traditions of this thread.

Alex Karras is not dead.... he's inside looking out. I just talked to him... :winkie: :quiet:

ChuteTheMall
11-20-2012, 20:04
http://i48.tinypic.com/vpbugy.jpg

ChuteTheMall
11-20-2012, 20:04
MOVED to Page 655



:rofl:

VN350X10
11-20-2012, 23:28
Oh Pshaw !

ChuteTheMall
11-22-2012, 00:01
:supergrin:

:wavey:

LASTRESORT20
11-22-2012, 00:47
http://www.politicollision.com/modules/upload/attachments/thumbs/gghui200x200.jpg

VN350X10
11-22-2012, 13:31
Traditional meal today, lobster on the menu !

(wild turkey is not indigenous to the eastern portion of this continent, and was not eaten at the 1st Thanksgiving feast. Seafood was a staple of the Wampmog tribe, shellfish & other goodies were therefore, more than likely in the offering)

Waterfowl & small game were also avaliable & whitetail deer was undoutbly eaten.



HAPPY THANKSGIVING !


uncle albert & auntie

_The_Shadow
11-22-2012, 17:28
Lobster you say!...Sound great to me! Droolin'!

Hope everyone had a safe and Happy Thanksgiving! :)

VN350X10
11-22-2012, 18:57
And the homemade mincemeat pie made a fine chaser !

LASTRESORT20
11-22-2012, 19:03
Lobster you say!...Sound great to me! Droolin'!

Hope everyone had a safe and Happy Thanksgiving! :)



Lobster....ummmm is right...have not had that in awhile..

Yup...Happy and safe Thanksgiving to all...

Have to get me some of that Lobster this weekend....:)

Bullman
11-22-2012, 20:33
So all the wild turkeys I see around here are squatters?

VN350X10
11-22-2012, 21:36
No Bull, but farther up north, around the Mass. area, they don't belong. Down south by you, they would have been"invited" to the dinner party.

Hope you & the family had a safe & happy Thanksgiving.

uncle

Tazz10m
11-23-2012, 00:25
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! :wavey:

Ok... that said, i need a gift basket made up special for Mas Ayoob... STAT!

Been going back and forth with him over in his GT forum and just took that thread and merged it into the "Overpenetration" thread here.

Finally we may have an actual "expert" visit us here...:supergrin:

VN350X10
11-23-2012, 06:38
And just WHY would we want that hack here Tazz ? We have far more class than that, even in the Dungeon !

I'm not going say "sorry", but I personally have no use for Ayobooboo's opinions, even thou he's considered an expert by most & a demigod by others !
I've heard & read far too many of his statements & opinions to think he's anything but over-impressed with himself.....just ask him, he can walk on water while shooting 1" groups weak handed.
I've read too many reviews of firearms that he said were fantastic, that ended up being turds, & some that he said were garbage are amongst the best.
He's read far too much of his own PR, & unfortunately, believes it !

uncle albert


ps: Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving Tazz !

Bullman
11-23-2012, 08:44
We did pretty good for Thanksgiving this year. Nearly killed the boy last night with some potent turkey and stuffing gas but other than that it was a good day for all.

MinervaDoe
11-23-2012, 14:52
No pan to clean, cooks in two hours, and tastes like bacon. What's not to like? I just can't believe I never bought one of these before.http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l496/Minervadoe/IMG_1141.jpg

_The_Shadow
11-23-2012, 15:55
Lobster....ummmm is right...have not had that in awhile..

Yup...Happy and safe Thanksgiving to all...

Have to get me some of that Lobster this weekend....:)

The way they do these oversized crawfish (lobster) is they split them and stuff the head full of well seasoned crabmeat stuffing, broiled to prefection, topped with a heavy creamy buttery alfredo cheezey sauce with chopped boiled shrimp.

:eat: :cheers:

Tazz10m
11-23-2012, 16:42
And just WHY would we want that hack here Tazz ? We have far more class than that, even in the Dungeon !

I'm not going say "sorry", but I personally have no use for Ayobooboo's opinions, even thou he's considered an expert by most & a demigod by others !
I've heard & read far too many of his statements & opinions to think he's anything but over-impressed with himself.....just ask him, he can walk on water while shooting 1" groups weak handed.
I've read too many reviews of firearms that he said were fantastic, that ended up being turds, & some that he said were garbage are amongst the best.
He's read far too much of his own PR, & unfortunately, believes it !

uncle albert


ps: Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving Tazz !

I had a wonderful Thanksgiving, Uncle! Thanks! I hope you did, too.

You should read the conversation back and forth between us.... i think you'll find it quite interesting. I'm not sure Mas likes me....:dunno:

Tazz10m
11-23-2012, 16:43
No pan to clean, cooks in two hours, and tastes like bacon. What's not to like? I just can't believe I never bought one of these before.http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l496/Minervadoe/IMG_1141.jpg

That looks REALLY good!

VN350X10
11-23-2012, 22:17
NO, NO, NO.... When you do lobster on the grill, you don't split them. Leave the shells whole, head off. Put them over the coals intact & let the little buggers steam in their own juices, otherwise they dry out & get real tough.
And lobster done correctly don't need no fancy,yuppie flavor ingredients, just get the melted butter ready, with a squirt of lime juice & a touch of dill. Leave the garlic for the shrimp alfredo or whatever.
From frozen, 5-6 oz tails, about 13-16 min. depending on the heat, if you're using wood or charcoal. Don't over-cook or they a get tough !
Keep 'em tender & you be a happy camper !

uncle albert

MinervaDoe
11-24-2012, 00:16
That looks REALLY good!
Thanks. It is good. I had a turkey sandwich for breakfast. Tonight we had a turkey salad. Tomorrow we'll have some sort of turkey pasta.
The thing that surprised me the most is just how easy it is to barbecue this way. Once you skewer the bird and get it in the barbecue, all you need to do is drop a few new brickets into the barbecue every fifteen minutes.
Plus, since I'm easily amused, watching the rotisserie go around is good entertainment. :grill:

LASTRESORT20
11-24-2012, 00:37
The way they do these oversized crawfish (lobster) is they split them and stuff the head full of well seasoned crabmeat stuffing, broiled to prefection, topped with a heavy creamy buttery alfredo cheezey sauce with chopped boiled shrimp.

:eat: :cheers:




:cheers:.........Oh Yeah!

OH YEAH-FERRIS BUELLER - YouTube

Tazz10m
11-24-2012, 02:46
NO, NO, NO.... When you do lobster on the grill, you don't split them. Leave the shells whole, head off. Put them over the coals intact & let the little buggers steam in their own juices, otherwise they dry out & get real tough.
And lobster done correctly don't need no fancy,yuppie flavor ingredients, just get the melted butter ready, with a squirt of lime juice & a touch of dill. Leave the garlic for the shrimp alfredo or whatever.
From frozen, 5-6 oz tails, about 13-16 min. depending on the heat, if you're using wood or charcoal. Don't over-cook or they a get tough !
Keep 'em tender & you be a happy camper !

uncle albert

Head off? What??? The head is the best part! INFIDEL!!!

samurairabbi
11-24-2012, 06:43
No pan to clean, cooks in two hours, and tastes like bacon. What's not to like? I just can't believe I never bought one of these before.http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l496/Minervadoe/IMG_1141.jpg

Permit me the temerity of perhaps inducing a small measure of discord into this discussion with a comment about Weber grill turkey technique. I prefer to do the bird using INDIRECT heating, with the charcoal grouped on the SIDES of the lower rack.

I hope this dissension does not obliterate the elegant holiday spirit of our culinary discussion.

MinervaDoe
11-24-2012, 16:09
Permit me the temerity of perhaps inducing a small measure of discord into this discussion with a comment about Weber grill turkey technique. I prefer to do the bird using INDIRECT heating, with the charcoal grouped on the SIDES of the lower rack.

I'll have to try that next time.

And, by the way, since our next BBQ is going to be a kosher chicken (due to the fact that it is salted) we'll have to dedicate it to you (but we're still going to be the ones that eat it).

_The_Shadow
11-24-2012, 17:14
:cheers:.........Oh Yeah!

OH YEAH-FERRIS BUELLER - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ)

Couldn't agree more!

ChuteTheMall
11-24-2012, 19:33
I prefer to do the bird using INDIRECT heating, with the charcoal grouped on the SIDES of the lower rack.
.

Or, just stuff the charcoal inside the turkey.:cool:

ChuteTheMall
11-24-2012, 19:33
MOVED to Page 656


:tongueout:

VN350X10
11-24-2012, 20:58
For a whole bird, indirect is the best way to go.
If the bird is in parts,(partzizpartz) direct method works best.
Also, a non-stuffed bird cooks more uniformly on a Weber. Put the stuffing in a pan & cook it next to the bird.
Recomended time, indirect, non stuffed is 11 min/lb.

uncle albert

_The_Shadow
11-24-2012, 20:58
Chute Please!
http://glocktalk.com/forums/image.php?u=7000&dateline=1353420598

Please get rid of that thing! Its yucking fugly! Quite frankly it scares me!

VN350X10
11-24-2012, 21:02
probably scares the turkey that's on the Weber too !

ChuteTheMall
11-24-2012, 21:27
:animlol:





















:rofl:



















http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7172/hillaryc.jpg


:shocked:

VN350X10
11-25-2012, 17:37
Gotta feel sorry for Slick Willie.......:crying:.

Can't imagine waking up next to THAT in the morning !:faint:

_The_Shadow
11-25-2012, 20:54
I have see prettier faces on Iodine bottles.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqatrr3Bm1qdok4ro1_500.jpg

MinervaDoe
11-25-2012, 22:01
Gotta feel sorry for Slick Willie.......:crying:.

Can't imagine waking up next to THAT in the morning !:faint:
It's Karma.

ChuteTheMall
11-25-2012, 22:04
Caution: Do not look at this picture:
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/4/19/imjustavicti128531299610563750.jpg
Oh well, I tried to warn you.

engineer151515
11-26-2012, 06:22
It's Karma.

< silent head nod >


Chute has made this entire page damn near unusable.

<<<< takes coffee cup and walks to the Dungeon Production Department DCS control room.

_The_Shadow
11-26-2012, 10:32
< silent head nod >
Chute has made this entire page damn near unusable.

<<<< takes coffee cup and walks to the Dungeon Production Department DCS control room.

Look @ the crap Chute posted is kind of like looking at this...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5GQ47PF3FTc/SFl3AK2Ns2I/AAAAAAAAAFM/cnlPUMs9y6k/s400/horse+trading.jpg

I think this horse has prettier teeth!

VN350X10
11-26-2012, 22:05
Methinks that the WRONG end of the horse was posted.....

_The_Shadow
11-26-2012, 22:48
Methinks that the WRONG end of the horse was posted.....

Well because you asked!

http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j441/_The_Shadow/HorsesAssHillary.gif

:whistling:

MinervaDoe
11-26-2012, 23:35
I can't wait for page 657

LASTRESORT20
11-26-2012, 23:51
Chute Please!
http://glocktalk.com/forums/image.php?u=7000&dateline=1353420598

Please get rid of that thing! Its yucking fugly! Quite frankly it scares me!


Shadow....I was just about to say the same thing!:supergrin:

LASTRESORT20
11-26-2012, 23:58
http://anguishedrepose.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/hillary-clinton.jpg#Ugly%20Hillary%20Clinton%20hair



http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305945_10151214696542740_1121453902_n.jpg (http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305945_10151214696542740_1121453902_n.jpg)

Look into my eyes....All natural

Tazz10m
11-27-2012, 00:39
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305945_10151214696542740_1121453902_n.jpg

LASTRESORT20
11-27-2012, 00:49
Look @ the crap Chute posted is kind of like looking at this...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5GQ47PF3FTc/SFl3AK2Ns2I/AAAAAAAAAFM/cnlPUMs9y6k/s400/horse+trading.jpg

I think this horse has prettier teeth!

Think your right!

Tazz10m
11-27-2012, 00:59
Sexy beast!

ChuteTheMall
11-27-2012, 08:12
I can't wait for page 657

Neither can I:





MOVED to Page 657

:faint:

_The_Shadow
11-27-2012, 11:09
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305945_10151214696542740_1121453902_n.jpg

TRUE face of a DEMONCRAT!:puking:

VN350X10
11-27-2012, 23:50
Are we there yet ?

Bullman
11-28-2012, 00:15
shame there isn't a 658 to get excited about

VN350X10
11-28-2012, 09:31
we will get to 658 soon........very, very soon.

ChuteTheMall
11-28-2012, 09:44
http://i50.tinypic.com/9zt45s.jpg

Oh joy, I can hardly wait.

ChuteTheMall
11-28-2012, 09:44
MOVED to Page 657

:tongueout:

LASTRESORT20
11-28-2012, 09:47
http://files.blogter.hu/user_files/22063/kepek/trans_face_004_bill_clinton_hillary_clinton.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mZR6_sBa0kw/T9mxphD6btI/AAAAAAAAdwc/-qjlVq-Y7ts/s400/The+World+of+Hillary+Clinton+-+Time-Out+Get+ready+for+2016.png

ChuteTheMall
11-28-2012, 09:55
Why we give thanks for pantsuits.

























http://i46.tinypic.com/wvsqyg.jpg
:shocked:

ChuteTheMall
11-28-2012, 10:00
http://i47.tinypic.com/alta3r.jpg

Bullman
11-28-2012, 13:27
we will get to 658 soon........very, very soon.

Wasn't really talkin about page 658. I was in S&W model number mode.


Like the nose pickin one Chute.

LASTRESORT20
11-28-2012, 14:02
Why we give thanks for pantsuits.


































http://i46.tinypic.com/wvsqyg.jpg
:shocked:

:wow: Dear lord...^^^.........

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/kultur/2004/06/30/clinton2Xart280.jpg

http://popgoestheweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hillary-sunglasses.jpg



http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-lord-vader.jpg

Bullman
11-28-2012, 14:21
gag
puke
heave

Tazz10m
11-28-2012, 15:05
Get it out, Bullman... let it go.... flush it out.......... good boy....

Bullman
11-28-2012, 16:49
She is showing thigh

*BUICK*

_The_Shadow
11-28-2012, 16:58
Why we give thanks for pantsuits.

http://i46.tinypic.com/wvsqyg.jpg
:shocked:

This is why KFC developed the "Hillary Deal"!
Two small breast and two large thighs... :dunno:

I haven't eaten there ever since!:shocked:

samurairabbi
11-29-2012, 19:11
Ok... that said, i need a gift basket made up special for Mas Ayoob... STAT!

Been going back and forth with him over in his GT forum and just took that thread and merged it into the "Overpenetration" thread here.

Finally we may have an actual "expert" visit us here...:supergrin:
We're on it, Tazz! The concierge service down here in the Dungeon will set up something that will truly bring credit to the hospitality traditions of the Lagoon party scene. Be assured that the Dungeon admin types will cover this task, thus releasing you to continue your raucous inebriated debauched revelry research without interruption.

You may disregard the rest of this post, as it will concern dull boring admin issues clearly unworthy of your exalted partying time.

(Yo, Unkle! Help me out here! Tazz seems onto my bounty scheme to subvert certain 10-Ringers into a state of sobriety, and I ain't figured out a decent line of bullshi ... Whoops! ... a rational coherent explanation ... of why he is misinformed. Play along with me on the Mas hospitality shtick until I have something put together that does honor to the Dungeon tradition of burying bad news under a thick layer of admin doubletalk.)

countrygun
11-29-2012, 19:27
There is no such thing as "bad news" just "bad presentation". and 'bad timing".

Tazz10m
11-29-2012, 19:42
Una canasta de regalo para Mas es probablemente una gran basura. A pesar de su promesa y continuar participando, no tiene.:dunno:

samurairabbi
11-29-2012, 19:45
Una canasta de regalo para Mas es probablemente una gran basura. A pesar de su promesa y continuar participando, no tiene.:dunno:
Tazz, if you are talking to ME ... please speak Hebrew.

ChuteTheMall
11-29-2012, 19:53
Tazz, if you are talking to ME ... please speak Hebrew.

סל מתנה לMas הוא כנראה בזבוז גדול. למרות הבטחתו ולהמשיך להשתתף, לא

samurairabbi
11-29-2012, 20:56
סל מתנה לMas הוא כנראה בזבוז גדול. למרות הבטחתו ולהמשיך להשתתף, לא

So now you're one of Tazz's docile peons?!

Tazz10m
11-29-2012, 22:20
10 Ringers by their very nature are anything but docile peons. Didn't you notice how you changed from being a docile peon into a 10 Ringer the moment you took ownership of your 10mm?

Yeah... that's what i thought.

Sammy, you might want to back off a little on the salt peter in your diet.:whistling:

samurairabbi
11-30-2012, 12:07
סל מתנה לMas הוא כנראה בזבוז גדול. למרות הבטחתו ולהמשיך להשתתף, לא

Damn. Somebody called my bluff; my ability to read Hebrew has badly degraded over the last forty years.

A one-liner I picked up in Israel in 1972: If God.had TRULY loved the Jews, he would have given them vowels!

countrygun
11-30-2012, 20:56
Damn. Somebody called my bluff; my ability to read Hebrew has badly degraded over the last forty years.

A one-liner I picked up in Israel in 1972: If God.had TRULY loved the Jews, he would have given them vowels!

But he cared enough to turn phlegm in to a consonant

_The_Shadow
11-30-2012, 21:30
Constantly hocking a Loogie! Luggie

samurairabbi
11-30-2012, 22:15
But he cared enough to turn phlegm in to a consonant

... And the Scots and the Germans took up the cause in their time!

countrygun
11-30-2012, 22:27
... And the Scots and the Germans took up the cause in their time!

You try invading Russia in the winter wearing a kilt and see it you don't get a litte gutteral.

MinervaDoe
12-01-2012, 14:18
Damn. Somebody called my bluff; my ability to read Hebrew has badly degraded over the last forty years.

A one-liner I picked up in Israel in 1972: If God.had TRULY loved the Jews, he would have given them vowels!
I read this to my son and he said, "If you had a hebrew keyboard, that would be cool, because then you could write in Hebrew." Off to shop for a keyboard for his iPad. Hopefully, I can get it here before the 16th.

samurairabbi
12-01-2012, 15:16
I read this to my son and he said, "If you had a hebrew keyboard, that would be cool, because then you could write in Hebrew." Off to shop for a keyboard for his iPad. Hopefully, I can get it here before the 16th.

You should be able to get a price break on one; the factory was able to economize because there are no vowel keys!

countrygun
12-01-2012, 15:24
You should be able to get a price break on one; the factory was able to economize because there are no vowel keys!

well I'm sure he'll get a deal because, after all, who pays retail?

ChuteTheMall
12-01-2012, 20:13
MOVED to Page 658



:banana::elephant:

ChuteTheMall
12-01-2012, 20:16
You try invading Russia in the winter wearing a kilt and see it you don't get a litte gutteral.

"OOOOOOOooooooooooooo that's cold!"

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

:nutcheck:

LASTRESORT20
12-01-2012, 20:20
סל מתנה לmas הוא כנראה בזבוז גדול. למרות הבטחתו ולהמשיך להשתתף, לא


אתה כנראה צודק

_The_Shadow
12-01-2012, 21:33
:brickwall: Chute, why do you presist in displaying PUBLIC ENEMY #2 :steamed: as your avatar???:puking:

samurairabbi
12-01-2012, 22:38
"OOOOOOOooooooooooooo that's cold!"

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

:nutcheck:

... and the bottom is rocky.

ChuteTheMall
12-01-2012, 22:53
:brickwall: Chute, why do you presist in displaying PUBLIC ENEMY #2 :steamed: as your avatar???:puking:

To keep #2 from becoming #1.

http://i50.tinypic.com/6j0idl.jpg

Besides, everybody likes blonde chicks.

VN350X10
12-04-2012, 20:36
Sheeeeeees baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack................





Mommie !!!!!

_The_Shadow
12-04-2012, 20:52
Sheeeeeees baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack................





Mommie !!!!!

She's a Commie Mommie!!! :faint:

VN350X10
12-05-2012, 20:48
She's so ugly, she wouldn't work for Gator bait !

LASTRESORT20
12-05-2012, 21:09
http://www.mojoimage.com/free-image-hosting-03/8014sort-of-want.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EdoQZaiGj-g/TTnWwGCZH9I/AAAAAAAAByU/GBc3lNn0zRw/s1600/hillary-wine-e1295541894114.jpg

ChuteTheMall
12-05-2012, 21:15
http://www.thelookingspoon.com/tlsimages/blog/2012/drunk_obama_hillary.jpg

Sort of want ......

VN350X10
12-05-2012, 21:15
I believe I'll pass on that one.......

ChuteTheMall
12-05-2012, 21:49
I believe I'll pass on that one.......

Are you sure?





http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/453/f4087a2cd9.jpg

_The_Shadow
12-05-2012, 21:58
She's so ugly, she wouldn't work for Gator bait !

Gator's know better than to bite a demonjackass!:wow:

Gator might get hoof and mouth disease...

samurairabbi
12-05-2012, 22:25
She's so ugly, she wouldn't work for Gator bait !

Unkle, such limited thinking is unworthy of the resourceful traditions of the Dungeon. She would be useful in driving the gators TOWARD the officially designated trappers.

I have almost worked out my story to Tazz concerning the SUPPOSED bounty system for inducing sobriety among the 10-Ringers; play along with me just a little longer.

LASTRESORT20
12-05-2012, 23:02
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-hillary-clinton-want-got-crazy.jpg#Crazy%20Hillary%20Clinton%20Gif

http://www.omdoubleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hillary-clinton-partying-meme2a.jpg?cbf681

http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/hillary-clinton-lesbian.jpg






That my Gal!

http://www.oddindeed.com/images/bill_clinton.jpg

VN350X10
12-06-2012, 20:40
I will try, Rabbi, I will try...............

_The_Shadow
12-07-2012, 10:51
We'll if we must endure the pictures of the Wicked Witch of the East...
No way is she American enough for this outfit!

http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j441/_The_Shadow/HillaryBikini.jpg

MinervaDoe
12-07-2012, 15:25
We'll if we must endure the pictures of the Wicked Witch of the East...
No way is she American enough for this outfit!

XX

Don't you realize that if you keep this up, they may have to make photoshop illegal?

ChuteTheMall
12-07-2012, 19:17
ibtl

.

_The_Shadow
12-07-2012, 19:29
Don't you realize that if you keep this up, they may have to make photoshop illegal?

Its ChuteTheMall's Fault he started it! :whistling:

ChuteTheMall
12-07-2012, 19:56
Its ChuteTheMall's Fault he started it! :whistling:

It's Bush 41's fault, he lost in '92.

samurairabbi
12-07-2012, 21:11
Yo, Tazz! I have figured out what was going on with the SUPPOSED bounty scandal to induce sobriety in selected 10-Ringers. It was all a misunderstanding!

The 10-Ring is entering a particularly heavy period of partying. In addition to the standard issue holiday blowouts and the 8:40pm anniversary blast, we have truly special events approaching: the Mayan calendar end of the world blowout, and the 8:40 millionth hit blowout which is on track to start soon. All this throws an esspecially heavy admin burden on the Dungeon Peons to get everything done up right, to fulfill the lofty aspirations of the 10-Ring Lagoon partying tradition.

The admin load has caused us to expand our Dungeon staff to support this increased activity. Certain 10-Ringers expressed an interest in assisting our logistics and administrative effort. We tried to discourage them by insisting that they achieve a reasonably measurable level of sobriety; we figured that would scare them off. Damned if they agreed to our condition! This created a headache in our training schedule; the Dungeon admin types would rather attempt to teach a horse to talk, than deal with the throes of a hung-over 10-Ringer on his first steps to sobriety. But we had set the condition for participation in the preparation, so we were stuck with our pledge to allow the participation of the 10-Ringers in our prep.

A follow-on problem appeared: None of the seasoned Dungeon Types were willing to volunteer to orient the muddled 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) during the transition to sober coherence! I was stuck with this situation, so I finally bribed some of LSMPS(BBB)DPs to take on the job; they then accepted. This, I believe, is the source of that report you received confusing our dedication to the 10-Ring cause, with a despicable heinous subversive attempt to induce a wholely unnatural state of being in the standard 10-Ring psyche.

We await your response to this explanation. We believe it to be comprehensive enough to allow closure of this ugly incident and allow you to return to your standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched revelry.

The rest of this post is merely dull boring admin shtick, unworthy of even a moment of your precious time.

(Yo, Unkle! Think he'll buy this line of doubletalk? Rabbi out.)

VN350X10
12-08-2012, 22:16
If he don't buy it Rabbi, you still have a future in selling used cars & over-priced bridges.
A similar stchick worked for me back when I was able to unload my family owned swamp land in FL.


uncle

ChuteTheMall
12-09-2012, 21:33
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2576/hillary1.jpg

I can't wait for this page to end.

ChuteTheMall
12-09-2012, 21:34
MOVED to Page 659



:tongueout:

LASTRESORT20
12-09-2012, 21:39
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6033/politicalpictureshillar.jpg


http://imageshack.us/a/img191/2928/46526437979052904139166.jpg

_The_Shadow
12-09-2012, 21:44
Time Flies when you're tellin' Lies...

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.'' Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''

MinervaDoe
12-09-2012, 23:46
Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''

St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

This here's the Rubber Duck and I'm about to put the hammer down.
C.W. McCall - Convoy - YouTube

VN350X10
12-10-2012, 20:49
Gotta wonder.....did C.W.McCall ever FIND Mavis ?

(had to hear the whole album to be in on the joke)

samurairabbi
12-11-2012, 00:43
Gotta wonder.....did C.W.McCall ever FIND Mavis ?

(had to hear the whole album to be in on the joke)

There was an ALBUM to the whole Convoy shtick? I guess I was too caught up in embezzlement basic training, and missed it.

Bullman
12-11-2012, 06:51
Never had the album, I was always more into the song about Wolf Creek Pass. I wrecked my motorcycle there once.

MinervaDoe
12-11-2012, 08:40
There was an ALBUM to the whole Convoy shtick? I guess I was too caught up in embezzlement basic training, and missed it.
What? Then, by missing the convoy shtick, you missed the entire smuggling portion of your training.

Never had the album, I was always more into the song about Wolf Creek Pass. I wrecked my motorcycle there once.
So, was there a motorcycle wreck in the song? Maybe it was about you. Was that the motorcycle that made you look like a circus bear?

countrygun
12-11-2012, 14:37
Never had the album, I was always more into the song about Wolf Creek Pass. I wrecked my motorcycle there once.

And there really is a "Feed Store" on the pass side of Begosa Springs.

Bullman
12-11-2012, 18:37
There is not a motorcycle wreck in the song, it is a truck wreck involving a load of chickens

CW McCall, Wolf Creek Pass

Bullman
12-11-2012, 18:38
Oh, and it is Pagosa Springs. I don't remember the feed store but we stopped at a walgreens or some place like that to get some bandages to fix my arm up.

samurairabbi
12-11-2012, 18:49
Yo Unkle! I think I caught a break on my sobriety bounty-gate when that Illinois concealed carry decision came down! The celebration may distract Tazz from his followup on my explanation of what happened. Keep a lookout on your end of things; I will have my people draw up more explanations, just in case.

MinervaDoe
12-11-2012, 21:03
Apparently, this is the British parody of "Convoy."

http://www.youtube.com/v/d189uP-48sU (http://www.youtube.com/v/d189uP-48sU)

VN350X10
12-11-2012, 21:13
"Peeled off that top row of roosters slicker than scum off a Lousiana swamp"

bac1023
12-11-2012, 21:15
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6033/politicalpictureshillar.jpg




:rofl::rofl:

Tazz10m
12-11-2012, 21:45
Yo Unkle! I think I caught a break on my sobriety bounty-gate when that Illinois concealed carry decision came down! The celebration may distract Tazz from his followup on my explanation of what happened. Keep a lookout on your end of things; I will have my people draw up more explanations, just in case.

Might.

samurairabbi
12-11-2012, 21:52
Might.

Hey ... Any port in a storm!

_The_Shadow
12-11-2012, 22:24
"Peeled off that top row of roosters slicker than scum off a Lousiana swamp"

Between the rooster and the so called scum off a Lousiana swamp we could make a GUMBO from that!:eat:

countrygun
12-11-2012, 23:00
Oh, and it is Pagosa Springs. I don't remember the feed store but we stopped at a walgreens or some place like that to get some bandages to fix my arm up.

Yup my error. It's been almost 3 decades since I've been there.

countrygun
12-11-2012, 23:11
Well, with the holidays upon us, my mind turns as it always does, to money, and making it with as little effort as possible. It just dawned on me that this new crop of "Preppers" is too young to have the benefit of having purchased the "freeze-dried dehydrated H20 that I sold to the last generation. I feel embarrassed to admit that this opportunity slipped my mind until now rendering the gift market for this season moot.

I am thinking that next year we could capitalize on it by creating an entire "Gift pack" angle. When spun as a gift it has the same life expectancy or shelf life as fruitcake. It can be re-gifted for years before anyone opens it, therefore it creates plausible deniability,

ChuteTheMall
12-11-2012, 23:19
Well, with the holidays upon us, my mind turns as it always does, to money, and making it with as little effort as possible. It just dawned on me that this new crop of "Preppers" is too young to have the benefit of having purchased the "freeze-dried dehydrated H20 that I sold to the last generation. I feel embarrassed to admit that this opportunity slipped my mind until now rendering the gift market for this season moot.

I am thinking that next year we could capitalize on it by creating an entire "Gift pack" angle. When spun as a gift it has the same life expectancy or shelf life as fruitcake. It can be re-gifted for years before anyone opens it, therefore it creates plausible deniability,

We could even increase our profit margin if we water it down a bit.
:drowning:

samurairabbi
12-12-2012, 02:05
Okay everyone! We got.the freaking harmonic convergence of blowout occasions coming on! The Mayan calendar end of the world party, the 8:40 millionth hit blast, and now the Illinois concealed carry decision! Get your food and beverage preferences registered with Dungeon Logistics, as this.is gonna be epic!

samurairabbi
12-12-2012, 14:15
We could even increase our profit margin if we water it down a bit.
:drowning:

An excellent pun about watering down the dehydrated water. Of course, the Dungeon accounting types will stay loyal to their preferred professional term: Inventory Dilution.

countrygun
12-12-2012, 14:49
I have a bit of modern technology that I can make available to the modern day "prepper" as well. There is a new tool for making fire in an emergency situation but it is also a fuel source. I am planning on selling them in 10 packs individually packed @ $20 per 10 pack. "What is 2 bucks when you need fire?"

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I have the opportunity to out do the trend of everyone buying "wimpy parachute cord" for their survival kits. I have several spools of genuine Air Force surplus "flight line" that I can sell at reasonable per ft rates.

I also have a line on genuine, not the standard US consumer model, original METRIC Swiss Army knives.

samurairabbi
12-12-2012, 17:27
I suggest marketing your flight line by the meter, rather than by the foot. That would make people buy more when needing an odd length. We do the same thing when we sell prop wash by the liter rather than the pint.

_The_Shadow
12-12-2012, 19:15
There was something magical today almost as magical as the 08:40 PM itself!

Today was 12/12/12...Maybe Obama will...Naaaa, never happen!:whistling:

Next big event 12/21/12...:headscratch:

Then 12/25/12...:breastfed: :tree: :birthdaysong:

VN350X10
12-12-2012, 22:37
I really don't think that the Mayans were correct, so I'm going to start selling the NEW 2013 Mayan appointment calender, in a handy pocket format.
Everybody needs a round, flat rock, right ? Might be a handy place to use countrygun's fire starters.



uncle


ps: because off the upcoming celebration, we might need to start selling the propwash by the hogshead !

samurairabbi
12-14-2012, 10:46
I really don't think that the Mayans were correct, so I'm going to start selling the NEW 2013 Mayan appointment calender, in a handy pocket format.
Everybody needs a round, flat rock, right ? Might be a handy place to use countrygun's fire starters.

uncle

ps: because off the upcoming celebration, we might need to start selling the propwash by the hogshead !
Tell ya what, Unkle. We'll allocate a portion of our skyhook profits to cover the quarry fees for your Mayan appointment calendar operation. Sort of a sinergistic effect ... (Rabbi, you misspelled synergistic) ... No I didn't; since I would be subsidizing sin in this case, MY spelling is the applicable one.

ChuteTheMall
12-14-2012, 10:49
If the Mayans were so smart, why don't they own Wall Street?
:headscratch:

samurairabbi
12-14-2012, 15:25
IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE

We have about 1500 hits to go until the millionth hit blowout begins. All administrative and logistics items are complete. Any late food and libation requests will be acted on, although fulfillment of such requests cannot be guaranteed.

Thank you for your consideration.

engineer151515
12-14-2012, 17:27
IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE

We have about 1500 hits to go until the millionth hit blowout begins. All administrative and logistics items are complete. Any late food and libation requests will be acted on, although fulfillment of such requests cannot be guaranteed.

Thank you for your consideration.

You approving overtime for the Dungeon Production Crew?

VN350X10
12-14-2012, 19:19
How can you be so sure that the Mayans DON'T own Wall Street ?

ChuteTheMall
12-14-2012, 19:59
How can you be so sure that the Mayans DON'T own Wall Street ?

The dress code.:bluesbrothers:

samurairabbi
12-14-2012, 21:49
You approving overtime for the Dungeon Production Crew?

We are BEYOND simple approval; we are into ENCOURAGEMENT! We know when the Mayan blowout begins; the uncertainty about exactly when the millionth hit blast begins introduces a measure of dynamic tension into the proceedings. The financial impact of massive overtime payment fades to insignificance in such a circumstance.

engineer151515
12-14-2012, 21:53
We are BEYOND simple approval; we are into ENCOURAGEMENT! We know when the Mayan blowout begins; the uncertainty about exactly when the millionth hit blast begins introduces a measure of dynamic tension into the proceedings. The financial impact of massive overtime payment fades to insignificance in such a circumstance.

<mutters> A simple yes would suffice...


<turns and switches on the Dungeon intercom>
You heard him, boys and girls.

Crank it up.

countrygun
12-14-2012, 22:43
Well I am financially tied up in this thing, but it will probably turn out well. I sold "Mayan Apocalypse" insurance policies and included a "genuine" Mayan talisman to protect the wearer from any effects of the coming disaster. What really sold them well was the "triple your money back if it doesn't work" guarantee.

If the world doesn't end, I don't have to pay off on the insurance and I can credit the charms for it. Of course if the world ends I will have to take out a mortgage on the house but I'll worry about that if it happens

VN350X10
12-15-2012, 00:47
Overtime for the Dungeon Crewe ? That would insinuate that they were actualiy WORKING in the first place !!

It's not nice to dis peoples reputations like that......

samurairabbi
12-15-2012, 04:10
<mutters> A simple yes would suffice...


<turns and switches on the Dungeon intercom>
You heard him, boys and girls.

Crank it up.
A simple yes would meet SOME requirements, but I have multiple constituencies to keep content. Dungeon Linguistics, Semantics, Thematics, Heuristics, NeoExistentialists, Nihilistic Insurrectionists ... All these have to be kept content with suitably lengthy dpubletalk. Leadership ain't simple! (Tazz would understand)

VN350X10
12-15-2012, 19:09
Actually Rabbi, with all the necessary instructions, tripletalk might be the new norm. Or even "polispeak": The act of speaking & making as much sense as a politician running for re-election".

just a thought


uncle

countrygun
12-15-2012, 19:55
Actually Rabbi, with all the necessary instructions, tripletalk might be the new norm. Or even "polispeak": The act of speaking & making as much sense as a politician running for re-election".

just a thought


uncle

Are you comparing the skills and techniques so adroitly employed with something as loathsome a despicable as "politics"? :shocked:

VN350X10
12-15-2012, 20:25
Damn straight! Where do you think that THEY learned it from ??
We ARE the "Pros from Dover" !!


uncle

countrygun
12-16-2012, 00:14
Damn straight! Where do you think that THEY learned it from ??
We ARE the "Pros from Dover" !!


uncle

Well just because we donate a lot to the "FKPH&W" I suppose the title is apt.

samurairabbi
12-16-2012, 05:48
Well just because we donate a lot to the "FKPH&W" I suppose the title is apt.

250 hits to go! Let the debauchery proceed!

What exactly is that org we are contributing to?

countrygun
12-16-2012, 13:13
250 hits to go! Let the debauchery proceed!

What exactly is that org we are contributing to?

The "Finest Kind, Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse"

Run by Mr. Mie Lai (you lay) Marston.

The side effects of the brothel business leads to the need for a pediatric hospital, which in turn, is supported by the brothel.

Bullman
12-16-2012, 13:22
The "Finest Kind, Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse"

Run by Mr. Mie Lai (you lay) Marston.

The side effects of the brothel business leads to the need for a pediatric hospital, which in turn, is supported by the brothel.

We should do a patent study on a perpetual motion machine here.:whistling:

samurairabbi
12-16-2012, 13:27
The "Finest Kind, Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse"

Run by Mr. Mie Lai (you lay) Marston.

The side effects of the brothel business leads to the need for a pediatric hospital, which in turn, is supported by the brothel.

I am shocked at my inability to have caught that classic MASH reference! I should be flogged!

That shtick was instrumental in my medical education. It taught me what a tracheo-esophageal fistula is.

countrygun
12-16-2012, 13:31
I am shocked at my inability to have caught that classic MASH reference! I should be flogged!

That shtick was instrumental in my medical education. It taught me what a tracheo-esophageal fistula is.

it was instrumental in my education as well. I was 12when I read it and it taught me what a "Whorehouse" was, and the rest, as they say, "is history".

_The_Shadow
12-16-2012, 13:57
Ho House you say...you pay,you lay and walk away!
Some items not covered by but may be contracted!:dunno:

ChuteTheMall
12-16-2012, 17:49
I got turned away, something about "too beaucoup."

:cool:

ChuteTheMall
12-16-2012, 17:51
Also, $15 was too beaucoup at the time.:crying: