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G29
09-21-2003, 15:52
Condo:

;n

Got the Monkey!;1

samurairabbi
09-21-2003, 15:58
Originally posted by G29
Condo:
This is a truly and exquisitely enjoyable picture to savor for its artistic and aesthetic study of form and figure in a residential setting!



The furniture ain't bad, either!

G29
09-21-2003, 16:15
Weird...?
What happened to Condo1 post?
Time/Space distortion again...
u.a. getting even?
Tazz hit a button?
Inquiring minds wonder.;)

G29
09-21-2003, 16:18
Actually, I think this is better than my photo.:)

samurairabbi
09-21-2003, 16:32
Originally posted by G29
Actually, I think this is better than my photo...
Our first thought on seeing this photo:


Nice pair!

VN350X10
09-21-2003, 20:40
Dearest Rabbi,

A WHAT SURVEY ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

MONGO....please help restrain the Rabbi, I fear he's becoming delerious......sobriety survey indeed !



I agree... a Gunsite Tanto & a G-29......very nice pair !

Tazz10m
09-21-2003, 22:59
Originally posted by G29
Weird...?
What happened to Condo1 post?
Time/Space distortion again...
u.a. getting even?
Tazz hit a button?
Inquiring minds wonder.;)


I can think of a few buttons i'd like to hit...

G29
09-22-2003, 17:10
Dearest Rabbity,
Am I off the hook yet?^1
Fondly,
G29;J

samurairabbi
09-22-2003, 17:45
Originally posted by G29
Dearest Rabbity,
Am I off the hook yet?^1
Fondly,
G29
Almost. One more photo from your bikini portfolio would complete the settlement; the Dungeon Negotiation Team would like to think their efforts yielded SOMETHING!

G29
09-22-2003, 20:46
Ooooh, tough crowd....;Q

samurairabbi
09-22-2003, 21:08
Originally posted by G29
Ooooh, tough crowd...
Tough crowd, perhaps, and rather intimidating in appearance to the 9 and 40 crowd that spends its money in the 10-Ring Resort Facility. But I think you, the illustrious G29, can devise a means of bending this "tough crowd" to your will!

samurairabbi
09-22-2003, 21:29
Please forgive me the breach of 8:40PM protocol in making two consecutive posts, but circumstances require it.

G29, the Dungeon Crew wishes to thank you for resolving the duplication between the condo1 and condo2 jpg photo icons. The new photo linked to the condo2 entry fully satisfies any settlement obligation on your part in resolution of the 10mm brass meltdown incident.

The Dungeon Crew will be occupied for an indefinite period in adjudication of the new G29 photo portfolio entry. If, perchance, there is any problem in the beer distribution pipeline system during this period, the 10-Ringers can damn well FIX IT THEMSELVES!

Tazz10m
09-23-2003, 01:58
Hmmmm... anger... hostility... sudden pointless violent outbursts... all clear signs of pent up and deeply buried sexual frustration. Long slow deep breathing, Samurai.... long slow deep breaths... yes... that's good... now keep doing that...

Good job G29! It's working.

Ok, now where were those new pictures?

samurairabbi
09-23-2003, 23:21
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Hmmmm... anger... hostility... sudden pointless violent outbursts... all clear signs of pent up and deeply buried sexual frustration. Long slow deep breathing, Samurai.... Ok, now where were those new pictures?
(...sigh...) Tazz, your gung-ho tightly focussed 10mm mentality MAY be oblivious to any coherent observations about the dynamics of interpersonal relationships within the 10-Ring facility. It is ALWAYS advantageous to surround one's lascivious salacious proclivities with a veneer of gracious dignified respectable scholarly behavior.

If you don't believe me, watch this:

G29, a minor complication may have arisen concerning the settlement of the 10mm brass meltdown. After hours of dedicated scrutiny of your condo2 photo entry (with emphasis on the exceptional way the color black sets off your features), one of the Dungeon Crew Legal Team made an observation: the black garments contained therein, while worthy of the closest observation by our team, constitute an instance of "intimate apparel", and not an example of the general classification "bikini". As such, that photo does not truly qualify as an entry exhibit in the 10-Ring Bikini Contest.

Be assured that the Dungeon Crew will take this person out back and work him over until he comes to his senses. However, the point he has made IS valid, so we make this request: Please post ANOTHER entry photo for evaluation within your contest campaign. Please do NOT replace the condo2 photo with this new offering, as we will require the original photo as evidence in judiciary proceedings against our too-analytical colleague.

Thank you for your consideration of this request.



(See, Tazz, that's how it's done!)

G29
09-24-2003, 09:03
Me thinks my head is spinning. The silvery spoken Rabbity...the silky craftmanship of his wordcraft...the mesmerizing tone of the suplications...the tug felt towards the private dining room...


And, the frisky and perky G29 pops up!
Really, that rogue Legal Team member should join G33 in the private torture chamber. We can make the exchange (member -for-photos) on the StarGate platform at mid-night.
(Hummm, note to self: how will I know if Rabbity sends himself or the culprit?? Tricksy is the Rabbity.

Oh Mongo...

VN350X10
09-27-2003, 22:36
Gentlemen, please, I belive we can adjudicate this matter in a most orderly manner, given the following:

1) Tazz provides a NEW bikini for G29, made of A-Grip, in a color other than black

2) Samaurirabbi & Dung crew provide libations & refreshments as needed

3) Mongo is placed PERSONALLY in charge of security & kitchen staff

I, (uncle albert) will then, as a neutral party, with no little installation experience, PERSONALLY fit the aforementioned A-Grip bikini to G29, & personally supervise the needed photo shoot to get the necessary pictures for the bikini contest.

This seems to be a solution fitting the protocol & decorum necessary to conduct such an important 10-Ring function.
Perhaps we could get the Swedish bikini team for an opening act, and contact ESPN2. They might want this for sweeps week next year. Given proper marketing, perhaps Samual Adams would provide the necessary libations in consideration for promotional placement, then.....

G29
09-28-2003, 03:46
OOOHHHH! AGRIP....Feels nice!;a

G29
09-29-2003, 01:03
Dear uncle,
I'm thinking the AGRIP might look like this when wet. What do you think?
;J

samurairabbi
09-29-2003, 10:54
Originally posted by G29
Dear uncle,
I'm thinking the AGRIP might look like this when wet. What do you think?
Uncle Albert may be incapable of coherent thought after seeing this picture.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS JUST IN! IMPORTANT 10-RING TECHNICAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

G29, during the intensive Dungeon Crew analysis and adjudication of your latest portfolio photo submission, one of our alert technical engineering consultants noticed something which might conceivably cause you discomfiture and inconvenience.

The bow holding the (admittedly minimal) bikini bottom onto your (admittedly superb) body is, according to our technical consultant, a GRANNY knot, rather than the more secure SQUARE knot. If this is correct, the weaker granny knot would increase the chances of slippage, dishevelment, and undesired separation of the clothing article. This circumstance, while perhaps desirable to outside viewers, might nevertheless constitute a breach of decorum in YOUR outlook on life.
The Dungeon Crew stands ready to offer additional structural suggestions and any additional aid you may require to remediate this possible problem.

VN350X10
09-30-2003, 23:20
Excellent rendition of wet A-Grip...did you know that it (A-Grip) feels better WET than it does dry? I know from personal experience that grip is also enhanced when wet, offering a more tactile (tactical?) feel.

Rabbi, fear not, ANYTHING of G29's that even remotely resembles anything "granny" will, in fact, be offered a safe, sane(?) & comfortable retirement, in the northern kingdom of "Barbaria". We are seriously considering seceding, & will only maintain diplomatic ties with that which is important. This means that the penthouse staff & Dung Crew will be on priority notification status.

G29
10-01-2003, 07:30
Dear Gentlemen,

Important Notice:
G29 is not a blonde.
When younger taught sailing.
Red Cross certified.
Reef knot (square knot to you land-lubbers) is used to reef sails while standing on the ratline. The only rope onboard ship is a boltrope, which hems certain sails.
Reef knot is done by running the standing end over the running end left and right.
The "granny" is done by lubbers by running right over right.
The reason a reef knot is used on sails is that by pulling the running end sharply, the knot becomes a slip knot and sails may be unfurled quickly.

Special note to heart patients:
Skip the next section.
I use double running slip knots on the two-piece so I can get out quickly.
One piece is for sailing and SCUBA.

Uncle you were warned (per Rabbity).
;f

Photo of serious-displeased G29:

G33
10-01-2003, 07:41
Good work guys!
I may get out of the chamber (dog house) yet!
(Hiding now)
;4

samurairabbi
10-01-2003, 13:02
Originally posted by VN350X10

Rabbi, fear not, ANYTHING of G29's that even remotely resembles anything "granny" will, in fact, be offered a safe, sane(?) & comfortable retirement, in the northern kingdom of "Barbaria". We are seriously considering seceding, & will only maintain diplomatic ties with that which is important.
The northern kingdom of "Barbaria" is an interesting place. It does not get the hot press like the western kingdom of "Lascivia" or the eastern kingdom of "Salacia", but they do know how to run a dignified, sociable blowout. Sort of like the old slow 45ACP: Ramble along at a reasonable pace, but then hit like a Mack truck at the destination.

VN350X10
10-01-2003, 22:03
special to G29....

uncle knows that they are lines & sheets, NOT "ropes" & sails...

(still miss the old "C Scow")

samurairabbi
10-01-2003, 22:11
Originally posted by VN350X10 Tazz provides a NEW bikini for G29, made of A-Grip, in a color other than black
Have to disagree with you on this one, VN. Black is HER color!

VN350X10
10-01-2003, 22:32
Srabbi,
Yes black works well, but it was observed by yourself that the previously mentioned garment appeared to be "intimate apparel" & not a bikini;Hence my suggestion of a color other than black.
Hot pink perhaps, with black accents.....

samurairabbi
10-01-2003, 22:40
Yo, Monkeyman, the wetagrip photo supercedes such administrative trivia as the point you are trying to make! The objective here is publication of G29 photos, with a subordinate goal of rescuing G33 from the "chamber" (although WHY he wants to be rescued is beyond me, what with the long waiting list here in the facility for admission spots to ENTER G29's "chamber". Hey, we got 10 shooters that are willing to shoot FORTY's if that would move them to an earlier spot in the queue!)

G29
10-02-2003, 18:20
^8

samurairabbi
10-02-2003, 19:26
Originally posted by G29
^8
G29, our Dungeon Crew eyes are so bloodshot from all the partying ... Whoops! FROM THE CRUEL 10-RING MISTREATMENT ... that we cannot figure out just what that figure is! Our two best guessed are: 1) a bomb, or 2) the double slip knot about to unravel. Please clarify.

VN350X10
10-02-2003, 20:05
Not sure WHAT the symbol is supposed to represent, however I interpret it to show that "Da lady, she not happy mon"

Shoot a 40?? I'd be willing to shoot a .380 to get to the head of the line !!!!

10MM is to .40 s&w like a .45ACP is to a .45gap

The .45gap seems to be the answer to the question that nobody wanted to be embarresed enough to ask.........

VN350X10
10-02-2003, 20:06
For Sale...

One Monkey,.........

Cheap !!!!

samurairabbi
10-02-2003, 22:08
Originally posted by VN350X10
For Sale...

One Monkey,.........

Cheap !!!!
VN, you would be better off LEASING the Monkey to the Dung Cru, which would then SUBCONTRACT him back to you for occupancy on your back until the next page comes up. BIG tax break for you by doing it our way!

G29
10-03-2003, 01:18
;*
for Rabbity and uncle...

G29
10-03-2003, 01:20
Secret clone experiment:
(Purpose was to replicate slip knots.)

samurairabbi
10-03-2003, 14:26
Originally posted by G29
Secret clone experiment:
(Purpose was to replicate slip knots.)
Hmmmm ... Sort of a Star Wars Clone Army ... but much easier on the eyes!

(Note to self, VN, and any other 10-Ringer sober enough to read this ... Yeah, fat chance! ... White is also G29's color!)

VN350X10
10-03-2003, 15:42
overlooked the tax break aspect of a monkey-leaseback.also several (4) other itemssssssss

samurairabbi
10-03-2003, 20:57
Originally posted by VN350X10
overlooked the tax break aspect of a monkey-leaseback.also several (4) other itemssssssss
No biggie on overlooking the tax break; hey, that is why the Dung Cru is always covering 10-Ringers' lack of attention, in exchange for our 39% cut. Missing the 4 OTHER itemsssssss ... well, that explanation is up to you.

Tazz10m
10-03-2003, 22:24
Originally posted by G29

I'm thinking the AGRIP might look like this when wet. What do you think?
;J
http://glocktalk.com/attachment.php?postid=1940062


Yeah...that's pretty close... but i'd have to say that AGrip is a bit more clingy... and well helps show off that...perk...a little better...

Oh, and i have made a few AGrip bikini's.....;f

New_comer
10-04-2003, 01:08
Hello, everyone!

Not 8:40PM yet but... ;)

ghostwn
10-04-2003, 15:41
;f

stiletto raggio
10-04-2003, 19:58
Every day I love her just a little bit more
a little bit more, a little bit more.

Every day I love her just a little bit more,
but she loves me the same...

G29
10-04-2003, 21:27
Welcome to the new faces, especially the Hitchhiker Guide fans; 42!

Note:
G33 has been messing with my stuff.
Don't shoot, Please.

G29
10-05-2003, 10:39
~2 ^5 ;+


G29

VN350X10
10-05-2003, 20:36
That is definately the most interesting application of a "10 Ring" that I've ever seen !!


note here: please excuse my lack of normal incoherency....3days, 4 matches, 6 or 7 (I forget) different guns. uncle is tired...need to go to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

G29
10-05-2003, 21:39
uncle get some well deserved rest.

Need to tease G33 some more...;f

G29
10-05-2003, 21:46
Dearest Rabbity,
Going on an extended trip.
Please decide...white:

G29
10-05-2003, 21:50
Or...black:
;d



PS. Mongo, see that G. behaves around the Lagoon. B.;f

samurairabbi
10-06-2003, 09:10
Originally posted by G29
Or...black:
In the immortal words of Denholm Elliot in the beach scene at the conclusion of "Trading Places": "Why not both!"

If a choice MUST be made, I vote for the black one. The white DRAMATICALLY sets off your coloring, but the black COMPLEMENTS your coloring more subtly. My lascivious salacious streak seems to go for the black one over the white one, hence my advice.

The deep plunge at the neckline don't hurt, either! I offer a quotation from the 60s by the poet Archibald MacLeish: "Concerning the related issues of plunging necklines and rising hemlines: I do not know if they will meet, but I hope to be there when they do."

G33
10-06-2003, 15:50
Lonely...already;1

Mongo? What was I supposed to do?;d ;f

samurairabbi
10-06-2003, 20:39
Originally posted by G33
Lonely...already;1

Mongo? What was I supposed to do?;d ;f
Me Mongo. Mongo sympathize with G33 all lonely. Mongo now turn keypad over to Rabbi; Rabbi better with sympathetic strings of words than Mongo. Besides, Mongo have banquet to plan. Here Rabbi.
-
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G33, we Dungeon types can get you through this absence in your life. 10mm is a magnificient cartridge, but the gung-ho flat trajectory immediate gratification mentality it fosters in the mindset of its advocates can lead to problems. Hence, your situation. The old slow 45ACP outlook on life DOES have its uses.

I propose this: I will have the 10-Ring Armory run you off a couple cases of 200gr / 900fps reloads. That is not a misprint; it is NINE HUNDRED feet per second. Why? So you can spend some time SAVORING the flight of the bullet to its target! We would NEVER expect you to profane the 10-Ring Penthouse image by shooting a 45; that is the reason for cranking out the special 10mm reloads.

You can break out of the mental tyranny which the noble 10mm cartridge can unwittingly inflict on its proponents. Shooting those "slow" reloads will rework you distorted outlook; you will regain the ability to relax, to savor life, to contemplate the innate balance, beauty, and karmic harmony of the graceful ballistic parabolic trajectory. You will realize the FLAT is NOT the ultimate purpose of existance. Before you are even fully aware of the improved quality of your outlook on life, G29 will be back, and she will rejoice in your new-restored balance. You will be able to go "Nyaa, Nyaa!" to the rest of us as you once again resume your rightful place in her "chamber". Hey, the Dung Cru will even spring for your welcome-back dinner; how ya' gonna beat THAT deal?

VN350X10
10-06-2003, 20:58
Hey Rabbi,

What do you propose....leave all the powder out of the 10MM loads & run them on primer only ????


yes, uncle got some rest !!!!!!!!!!!!


now the rest are gonna get some !!!


Hey Mongo old friend, whats on the proposed feast menu ??

VN350X10
10-06-2003, 21:00
time to lease back the monkey again....

samurairabbi
10-06-2003, 21:05
Originally posted by VN350X10
time to lease back the monkey again....
The Dungeon Tax Crew is way ahead of you; the papers are ready for your signature.

VN350X10
10-06-2003, 21:15
Ready if fax is acceptable to the Dung Crew,
signature (line) enclosed
u.a.

G33
10-06-2003, 22:48
Sir Rabbi,
Your offer is quite interesting and appreciated.

One thing:

Slow 10mm?
Unperky G29?
Unfrisky G29?

These are concepts that do not wrap around my mind, or my mind wrap around. There was a Galaxtic drink that induced this sort of mental state.;b

I suspect a Trunk Monkey.;n


P.S. B. asked that I pass on the airplane photo.

samurairabbi
10-06-2003, 23:43
Originally posted by G33
One thing:

Slow 10mm?

These are concepts that do not wrap around my mind ...
Hmmmmm ... The 10-ring Neandertals (pardon my redundancy) are having trouble contemplating a reduced velocity 10mm load. Have to make the backup presentations to G33. Should be interesting.

G33, trust me! The techies in the armory assure me a 200gr/900fps 10mm load is feasible. Think of it like a baseball player preparing for an at-bat. He swings a weighted bat, so that his normal bat feels lighter when he digs in at home plate. The 900fps ammo is just that: TRAINING ammo, to get you through this crisis.

If you like, we could run your transition sequence using my personal G30, if your mental stability could tolerate shooting a lowly 45! A longer introduction might be necessary; after all, you 10mm shooters are accustomed to a mag full of 180 or 200 gr. bullets. Your support arm would have to become accustomed to the accumulated weight of the massive 230 gr. bullets that are the hallmark of the 45acp experience. Strength conditioning in the 10-Ring Weight Room MAY be necessary!

HOW 'BOUT THEM COLTS!

VN350X10
10-07-2003, 22:43
Rabbi, you've err'ed here....

A full mag for a G20 15(rds) X 200 grs = 3000 grs total

A full mag for a G21 13(rds) X 230 grs = 2990 grs total

As usual, your dungeon math ......

This again proves the superiority of the 10MM

on a technical note, with 2 monkeys in a row, am I now a monkey's uncle ??

(monkey's)uncle albert

samurairabbi
10-07-2003, 23:03
Interesting point, UncA, but reality intervenes. Most of the factory load 10mm CURRENT experience seems to be with the 180 gr. type. Nostalgia for the 200gr/1200fps setup is nice, but that Fist of God ammo seems to be elusive (at least, based on what the Dungeon service staff is overhearing at the bar, dinner, and Lagoon scenes.)

Tazz10m
10-08-2003, 10:47
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Interesting point, UncA, but reality intervenes. Most of the factory load 10mm CURRENT experience seems to be with the 180 gr. type. Nostalgia for the 200gr/1200fps setup is nice, but that Fist of God ammo seems to be elusive (at least, based on what the Dungeon service staff is overhearing at the bar, dinner, and Lagoon scenes.)

;Q

Obviously the Dung Cru is not hanging out at the 10 Ring Bar.

We have all been talking about the wonderful DoubleTap Ammo that our very own MCNETT has been cooking up... with 180 grainers kicking out at 1300 fps from a STOCK Glock 20 barrel. ;f

EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!

Reality IS a wonderful thing for those who FIND it!

Uncle... 2 monkeys is monkey duex! ;i

...and now... back to our BIKINI PARTY!!! oops... i mean BIKINI CONTEST!!!

VN350X10
10-08-2003, 22:05
some of us still posess a stash of the (all rise) NORMA 200 GR.....

amazing how much pull one can have if one is a "10 Ringer"

G33
10-09-2003, 14:04
Mike=;W




G33^dG29

samurairabbi
10-09-2003, 22:50
Originally posted by Tazz10m Uncle... 2 monkeys is monkey duex!
Now go duex
That voo duex
That you duex
So well!

G33
10-10-2003, 06:54
Norma Jean?
;d ;f

Tazz10m
10-10-2003, 11:10
Of course!

It's a little known fact that the 10mm is named after Marilyn Monroe. The "mm" after the "10" stands for "Marilyn Monroe".

10mm = 10 Marilyn Monroe

What else could you name a 10 after but a 10!

samurairabbi
10-10-2003, 15:13
Originally posted by Tazz10m
... the 10mm is named after Marilyn Monroe. The "mm" after the "10" stands for "Marilyn Monroe".

10mm = 10 Marilyn Monroe

What else could you name a 10 after but a 10!
Tazz, THANK YOU! The Dungeon Crew Linguistics Staff had been puzzling over that for some months! It did not make sense to them that so wimpy a prefix as "milli-", the Latin term for one THOUSANDTH, would be properly included within the name of the potent and powerful 10mm cartridge. Your contribution has RESOLVED THIS PUZZLEMENT! To demonstrate our appreciation for this weight off our mind, the Dungeon Crew will pick up the ENTIRE tab for this weekend's 10-Ring Facility Lagoon blowout!

G33
10-10-2003, 15:57
Glad to stir the pot!;f





G33^dG29

VN350X10
10-10-2003, 21:08
Drat !!!
Now everybody knows the secret of WHY uncle always uses capitols whenever he types "10MM"

This was a secret between uncle & Mongo.....

Why else would "Norma" produce the first commercial 10MM ?

The biggest & the best !

Now the cat's out of the bag!

I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G33
10-11-2003, 00:21
Cat?




G33^dG29

VN350X10
10-12-2003, 09:43
Very Good G33, that's the best kind of cat.
However, if they were all like that, the phrase would probably be "Letting the cat out of the envelope"

Ogden Nash had the right idea..."The problem with a kitten is that,
when it grows up, it becomes a cat"

tenmikemike
10-12-2003, 23:16
Reminds me of the joke;

What is the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead ( insert favorite roadkill)??

There's skidmarks in front of the ( insert favorite roadkill)!!

samurairabbi
10-13-2003, 14:29
Originally posted by VN350X10
Drat !!! ... Now the cat's out of the bag!

I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY NOW !
Yo, Uncle! The Dungeon Crew sympathizes with your seemingly depressing loss of exclusivity with this piece of arcane knowledge. However, we DO request that you consider the increase to the morale level down here in the Dungeon that resulted from Tazz's sharing this secret to relieve our puzzlement about how the Latin prefix for "one thousandth" seemed to have worked its nefarious way into the 10mm nomenclature. If this item is still bugging you on Friday, we can arrange for the Lagoon Hostesses to show you "REALLY extra special treatment" at the weekend blowout.

G33
10-13-2003, 19:51
uncle=;*

G33=;7

G33
10-13-2003, 23:43
Tap...tap...tap...(on monitor glass)
"Anyone out there?
Lonely...;g

samurairabbi
10-13-2003, 23:56
Originally posted by G33
Tap...tap...tap...(on monitor glass)
"Anyone out there?
Lonely...
We're here for ya, G-three-three. We just wrapped up the nightly embezzlement deposits to the Island accounts. Soon as we sweep the floor and destroy all the crypto keys, we're heading over to the range to get in some midnight blasting. Why don'cha join us?

VN350X10
10-14-2003, 09:21
Very well, Rabbi,
If this loss of exclusivity of knowledge is THAT uplifting to the Dung Crue, I will take out my grief & sorrow in the only appropriate way I know.

;f ;f ;f PARTY !;f ;f ;f

samurairabbi
10-14-2003, 23:09
Originally posted by VN350X10
... I will take out my grief & sorrow in the only appropriate way I know.

;f ;f ;f PARTY !;f ;f ;f
The Dungeon Crew Sociology Team is noticing an intriguing pattern here:

When a 10-Ringer is happy, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is sad, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is grieving, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is unsure of what to do, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is ... well, I think you can see tha pattern here!

Comments, anyone?

G33
10-14-2003, 23:14
;n For Sir Rabbi.



^1 Party

samurairabbi
10-15-2003, 09:11
Originally posted by G33
;n For Sir Rabbi.
IMPORTANT 10-RING ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Uncle Albert and Samurai Rabbi will meet Thursday evening at 8:40 PM (when else?!) for the Ceremonial Transfer Of Monkey Control. We anticipate the transfer / leaseback / tax writeoff finalization will take only 2-3 minutes. Following the transfer, all observers will be welcome to attend the post-transfer party. This would provide a most welcome lead-in to the usual weekend blowout.

VN350X10
10-15-2003, 18:12
Remember, this must be at 8:40 PM, GMT, so as not to waste any valuable "socializing" time.
Now if we could get kegs in a 6-pac, twist off format !
;c ;c ;c ;g ;c ;c ;c ;g ;c ;c ;c

samurairabbi
10-16-2003, 08:18
Originally posted by VN350X10
Now if we could get kegs in a 6-pac, twist off format !
This is CLEARLY worth investigating, Uncle A, but any issue relating to beer selection is, as you are aware, considered a closely guarded and highly cherished prerogative of the Penthouse crowd. The Dungeon Crew would NEVER consider usurping this 10-Ring Facility function without the express written consent of whichever Penthouse poobah happens to be sober long enough to legibly sign the authorization.

VN350X10
10-16-2003, 09:20
Rabbi,
I must point out a grammatical slipup on your part here...You used "sober" & "legibly" in the same sentence, while refering to a 10-Ring senior member...ain't gonna happen !!!
Seriously, the concept of a 6 pack of kegs w/twistoff was a large part of my engineering research project while I was in college. Getting this to fruitation has been a long, hard struggle on my part, as most of my research associates either ended up in a stupor, pregnant,(it WAS co-ed) or with serious medical problems relating to the liver, or a combination of all of the afforementioned.
It's a pity that I didn't know the 10-Ring staff back in college......;c

samurairabbi
10-16-2003, 09:29
Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi,
I must point out a grammatical slipup on your part here...You used "sober" & "legibly" in the same sentence, while refering to a 10-Ring senior member...ain't gonna happen !!!

That was NOT a grammatical slipup; that usage was INTENTIONAL!

The Dungeon Crew has surveyed the idea of taking over the Beer Choice/Acquisition operation at the 10-Ring facility. Our conclusion: We don't want the hassle! Too much heavy logistical effort matching supply to consumption! We are content to keep the pipeline system running smoothly.

G33
10-18-2003, 18:30
Insert clever, witty and pithy comment here:







G33^dG29

samurairabbi
10-18-2003, 18:45
Originally posted by G33
Insert clever, witty and pithy comment here:
Twenty four hours in a day.

Twenty four beers in a case.

Coincidence?

VN350X10
10-18-2003, 21:57
Somehow, the rate of 1 beer per hour seems quite wasteful of time. 1 Beer per minute seems more in keeping with the 10-ring penthouse & dungeon habit/standardized rate for sucessful partying.....

Tazz10m
10-19-2003, 10:07
The SNOW CAP has arrived!!!

;Y ;V ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1

samurairabbi
10-19-2003, 15:49
Originally posted by Tazz10m
The SNOW CAP has arrived!!!
Tazz, that post is incomprehensible, even by demented 10-Ring criteria (pardon my redundancy); please clarify.

Tazz10m
10-19-2003, 20:38
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Tazz, that post is incomprehensible, even by demented 10-Ring criteria (pardon my redundancy); please clarify.

The SNOW CAP is in the house!!!

;Y ;V ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1

VN350X10
10-19-2003, 21:57
Tazz, oh grand poo-bah,
Is the term "sno cap" a reference to Mom Nature's own beer cooler ?

If so, I hereby make a motion that we re-locate the 10 Ring festivities to Tazz's place, saving the expense of refrigerating the malted cereal beverages & therby increasing the possible ammo expense allotment, without the need to disrupt the current embezzelment rate. This in turn will free up some of the accounting staff & permit usage of this personel in the malt beverage procurement section.

u.a.

samurairabbi
10-20-2003, 09:37
Originally posted by VN350X10
Somehow, the rate of 1 beer per hour seems quite wasteful of time. 1 Beer per minute seems more in keeping with the 10-ring penthouse & dungeon habit/standardized rate for sucessful partying.....
Permit this lowly unworthy pond-scum Dungeon denizen the temerity to contend that there MAY be times when a lower beer consumption rate may be in order.

Sometimes one is running a MARATHON, not a SPRINT!

Brainglock
10-20-2003, 21:06
to know is to know but who really knows?

VN350X10
10-20-2003, 21:23
Lower consumption rate desirable indeed....NOT !!!!!!!!!!!

To borrow a phrase from our class 3 owning brethern...

"Why Waltz When You can ROCK & ROLL" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c



u.a.

samurairabbi
10-21-2003, 15:20
Originally posted by Brainglock
to know is to know but who really knows?
But then, if we really know that we know, would anyone care?

JPhule
10-21-2003, 17:34
What is going on in here!?

ghostwn
10-21-2003, 19:21
^c ;m

samurairabbi
10-22-2003, 13:56
Originally posted by JPhule
What is going on in here!? Direct questions are SO passe'! Hang out a while; I think you'll like it here. If the location on your profile means what I believe, then be advised that we have installed a nitrogen-injection preservation system in our wine distribution setup. We can provide '61 Lafitte Rothschild BY THE GLASS! The installation of the distribution for the '59 using this system has been delayed; the Penthouse types keep passing out on top of the very ground we must excavate to expand the system.

JPhule
10-25-2003, 16:04
Originally posted by samurairabbi
If the location on your profile means what I believe...

No, it just means I'm from up Nort'.

G33
10-26-2003, 11:02
;d
I see the Agent.
"Nort'" = Tron.
Avatar = Matrix.

Films.
A motif forms.
The Borg are passe.
Long live the machine!

JPhule
10-26-2003, 14:29
Up Nort' as in "North" but with that good scandanavian accent.

L'Etoile Du Nord is the motto of my home state.

G33
10-26-2003, 14:45
"Star of the North"







G29^aG33

VN350X10
10-26-2003, 19:27
Does this mean that he also has possibilities as a Gopher ?

What would the Borg think(compute)?

(Hey Rabbi, want a good deal on a monkey?)

samurairabbi
10-26-2003, 23:36
Originally posted by VN350X10
Does this mean that he also has possibilities as a Gopher ?

What would the Borg think(compute)?

(Hey Rabbi, want a good deal on a monkey?)
Hey, Uncle! I'll get the leaseback documents set up for our monkey re-transfer. What we Dungeon types are REALLY wondering is how you managed to edit that post without the "last edited" message apprearing at the bottom!

G33
10-27-2003, 03:15
.

G33
10-27-2003, 03:17
.

samurairabbi
10-27-2003, 08:55
Originally posted by G33
. G33, these two posts are the most coherent writing you have done all year!

VN350X10
10-27-2003, 18:16
Well Rabbi,
Several times in my life I've been complimented (accused?) because of my fast hands.(not while typing,however)

ghostwn
10-27-2003, 18:45
^c

G33
10-27-2003, 19:12
As G29 said on Page 1: " I was never here."














G33^dG29

samurairabbi
10-27-2003, 19:40
Originally posted by G33
As G29 said on Page 1: " I was never here."
Some would contend: You are not all there!

G33
10-28-2003, 16:02
;1
My better half is MIA for sure!
;3

BlackMike
10-29-2003, 01:44
This is the biggest damn thread Ive ever seen;P

turq
10-29-2003, 10:22
Could one or two of you Please read Catch22 and tell me Yosarian's last name. I was directed to do this in 1973, I've put it off till... {you get back to me here}

JPhule
10-29-2003, 13:30
That IS his last name. His first name was John.

Bullman
10-29-2003, 14:17
Did any of you chance to meet
A child named Goldie Pinklesweet?
Who on her seventh birthday went
to stay with Granny down in Kent?
AT lunchtime on the second day of
dearest little Goldie's stay,
Grandmama announced, "I am going down
to do some shopping in the town"
Do you know why she didn't ask
the child to come along as well?
She's going to the nearest inn
to buy herself a double GIN!

So, out she creeps and shuts the door
and Goldie, after making sure,
that she is really by herself
goes quickly to the medicine shelf.
There her little greedy eyes
see pills of every shape and size.
Such fascinating colors too,
some green, some pink, some brown, some blue.
"Alright" she says "Let's try the brown"
She takes on pill and gulps it down.
"Yum Yum" She says, "Hooray, what fun,
they're chocolate coated, every one".
She gobbled five, she gobbled ten (he said ten)
she stopped her gobbling only when
the last pill is gone, and there are no more.
Slowly she rises from the floor.
She stops. She hiccups, dear OH dear
She starts to feel a trifle queer.
You see, how could young Goldie know
for no one had told her so,
that Grandmama in her old relation
suffered from frightful CONSTIPATION!!!!!!
This meant that every night she would deal herself
a POWERFUL laxitive, and all the medicines that she had
were naturally of that sort.
The Pink, The Blue, the Green, were all extremely mean.
But far more fierce and meaner still,
was Granny's little chocolate pill.
It's blast effect was quite uncanny,
it used to shake up even Granny.
In point of fact she didn't dare,
to use it more than twice a year.
So you can begin to see that little Goldie,
began to feel a wee bit moldy.

Inside her tummy something stirred
a funny gurggling sound was heard.
And then, from deep within,
the ghastly rumbling sounds begin.
The rumblilate and roar and boom,
they bounce and echo round the room.
The floorboards shake and from the wall
some bits of paint and plaster fall.
Explosions, whistles, awful bangs,
were followed by the loudest clangs.
A man next door was heard to say,
"A thunderstorm is on the way"
But on and on the rumbling goes,
a window cracks, a lamp bulb blows.
Young Goldie clutched herself and cried
"There's something wrong with my insides"
This we greatly fear, is the understatement of the year.
For wouldn't any child feel crummy?
With loud explosions in her tummy?

At half past two Granny came in,
weaving a bit from the Gin.
But quickly she noticed the empty bottle on the floor.
"My precious laxitives" she cried.
"I don't feel well" the child replied.
"I'm really not surprised" she said.
"Why can't you leave my pills alone"
with that she grabbed the telephone and shouted,
"Listen, send us quick, an ambulance, a child is sick".
"It's number 50, Frontwell road,
come fast, I think she might explode"

We're sure you do not wish to hear about the hospital,
where the did a lot of horrid things.
With stomach pumps and rubber rings.
But let us answer what you want to know,
did Goldie live? or did she go.
The doctors gathered round her bed.
"There's really not much hope" they said.
"She's going, going, gone" they cried.
"She's had her chips, she's dead, she's died"
"I'm not so sure" the child replied,
and with that she opened wide
her big bluish eyes, and sighed.
And gave the anxious docs a wink,
and said "I'll be okay, I think"

So, Goldie lived and back she went,
first to Granny's place in Kent.
Her father came the second day,
and fetched her in the Chevrolet,
and drove her to her home in Dover.
But Goldie's troubles were not over!
You see, if someone takes enough,
of any highly dangerous stuff.
One will invariably find,
some traces of it left behind.
It pains us greatly to relate
that Goldie suffered from this fate.
She'd taken such a massive fill,
of this unpleasant kind of pill,
that it got into her blood and bones
and messed up all her chromosones.
And it made her constantly upset,
and she could never really get,
the beastly stuff to go away.

And so for seven hours every day
little Goldie is forced to stay.
Within the everlasting gloom,
of what we call the Ladies room.
There she sits and dreams of glory,
alone, inside the lavatory.
So now before it is to late,
take heed of Goldie's dreadful fate.
And seriously all jokes apart,
do promise us across your heart.
That you will never help yourself,
To medicine from the medicine shelf

Roald Dahl

VN350X10
10-29-2003, 18:13
And to think that people say that this thread is meaningless....

JPhule
10-29-2003, 20:32
Huh? Oh. This Thread is Meaningless.

samurairabbi
10-29-2003, 21:21
Originally posted by JPhule
Huh? Oh. This Thread is Meaningless.
If you don't care where you're going, then ANY path will get you there!

Tazz10m
10-30-2003, 14:32
Originally posted by VN350X10
And to think that people say that this thread is meaningless....

WHO says that this thread is meaningless???

If this thread is meaningless, LIFE itself is meaningless!

If THIS thread is soooo meaningless, why does THIS thread keep going even after the Energizer Bunny is DEAD AND GONE?!

Answer: For the SAME reason that LIFE itself KEEPS GOING!!

FORGET THE QUEEN! LONG LIVE THE 8:40 PM THREAD!!!

;f

Bullman
10-30-2003, 15:49
Originally posted by Tazz10m
WHO says that this thread is meaningless???

If this thread is meaningless, LIFE itself is meaningless!

If THIS thread is soooo meaningless, why does THIS thread keep going even after the Energizer Bunny is DEAD AND GONE?!

Answer: For the SAME reason that LIFE itself KEEPS GOING!!

FORGET THE QUEEN! LONG LIVE THE 8:40 PM THREAD!!!

;f

What He said!!!!!! BTW, could someone send me a beer? My wife won't let me keep any in the house! And... I try not to be picky, but please, no convenience store water, thanks;V

turq
10-30-2003, 19:33
Meaningless??? 30 years and I got my answer on THIS thread. Got to love the bean counters.{anyone want it to be 44years?}

G33
10-31-2003, 10:07
Meaningless is as meaningless is!
Never send a machine to do a woman's work.
42.


Thank you very large.

VN350X10
11-02-2003, 09:11
Many are the times that I find myself imprisoned in my own brain cell......

.45Ranger
11-02-2003, 12:05
Originally posted by VN350X10
Many are the times that I find myself imprisoned in my own brain cell......

OY!;c
;Y

Bullman
11-02-2003, 15:41
Originally posted by .45Ranger
OY!;c
;Y

Now THAT is what I am talking about!!! ;V

G29
11-04-2003, 08:44
Hi!;f
Did I miss anything?
G33 birthday...
What to do?

G29
11-04-2003, 20:33
G33 unwrapping B-day present.


Bad B.

Bullman
11-04-2003, 23:02
;P

G33
11-05-2003, 08:06
;W ^a ~2

hbear222
11-05-2003, 14:01
Hmmmm........It's obvious that you people have WAAAAY too much time on your hands!

G33
11-05-2003, 14:55
I have more than time on my hands!;f

Bullman
11-05-2003, 15:48
I should say you do G33.;)

Q-Ball
11-05-2003, 20:57
Shibidibidy dibidy do da
zort zort zort

ghostwn
11-05-2003, 21:30
^4 ^3

VN350X10
11-05-2003, 23:20
If G33's present is the wrong size, uncle albert will GLADLY give him something else in exchange for it !

G33
11-07-2003, 07:40
Just before I passed out....

I was to pass on a...


Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......^b

G29
11-07-2003, 07:48
Hi!
For Rabbity, Tazz and Uncle...and other regulars...not sure about the new folks...meaninless? Really!

Bullman
11-07-2003, 15:00
I would just like to take this opportunity to lodge a minor..... well..... complaint, for lack of a better word.

Just when I learn to read, and start using a forum, I have to discover a thread where I frequent more for the pictures that the literary content. AUY CARUMBA!!!!

as you might of guessed, I spent a couple of hours today looking over all 60+ pages of this thread because of G29.

Now for my second complaint. All this talk of the monkey has gotten the Rolling Stones song "Monkey Man" playing in my head and I can't make it stop.

I hope you all are happy now!

G33
11-07-2003, 17:40
;n Here you go.
You are welcome!:)

Bullman
11-07-2003, 18:28
Originally posted by G33
;n Here you go.
You are welcome!:)

*This is a public service message letting you know that at present, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are playing at full volume between Bullman's horns.


I am looking everywhere for a copy of that song now, thank you so much, my stolen internet download of that song is gone in my last computer crash. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

BULLMAN SNORTS AND PAWS THE EARTH!!

G33
11-08-2003, 18:46
We attempt to bring insanity to the sane in this modest thread/time distortion universe.
(Not sure that is worded right--oh well.)

Verbal and vision are the highways to our CPUs. We try to address both and more in the Ten-Ring Lagoon. (;c is often used; redundant statement according to Sir Rabbi.)

For those with a tune or toons distracting them, we offer this treatment:



Just one of the many services we provide.

Bullman
11-08-2003, 19:20
Thanks! at least the song isn't in my head anymore, no.... wait here it comes again.

ghostwn
11-08-2003, 19:31
^b ^c

Bullman
11-08-2003, 21:12
Man, I just got to work hoping that I had burned that song off, no luck. I am going to have to find out what CD that one is on and play it till I am sick now.

Bullman
11-09-2003, 19:15
Finally got that !@%$#$!$& song out of my head. Guess it could have been worse, it could have been Peter Gabriel singing "shock the monkey"......DOH, not again.......

VN350X10
11-11-2003, 17:26
Bullman,
FWIW, there was just an article in the Chi. Tribune about such songs. They are refered to as "ear worms"

kinda like the "Chicken Dance" being played at a wedding........

G29
11-13-2003, 08:15
;f
G thinks I should dress-up for our anniversary;d

samurairabbi
11-13-2003, 09:05
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUE TO BE RESOLVED!

Listen up, you salacious 10-Ringers! (Pardon my redundancy.) We have an administrative issue in need of adjudication, so put down your beers for a moment ( ... Fat chance! ... ) and do something USEFUL for a change!

You newbies to the thread, PAY ATTENTION! This particular post may not be G29 fashion layouts, bikini pics, or intimate apparel shots, but boring admin issues are an integral part of the 10-Ring experience. Besides, Mongo will become annoyed if you don't look attentive!

Okay, now to the point. The inebriated 10-Ringers (again, pardon my redundancy) have a habit of passing out wherever they happen to be standing, sitting, etc., when the alcohol in their bloodstreams hits "that" level. If they happen to hit the ground in a 10-Ring Facility traffic aisle, the lowly pond-scum Dungeon Crew simply pushes them to the side of the aisle as we go about our administrative and logistic duties.

Lately, the finely-honed Dungeon aesthetic judgement has become discontented with this operating arrangement. The bodies littered all over the place (particulary during the weekend lagoon blowouts) detract from the refined ethereal essence of perfection that is the 10-Ring Resort Facility ... (Okay, I'll give the REAL reason! The bodies are so numerous, the Dungeon Crew is have trouble getting the beer to the customers on time!) ... We have recruited and trained a Dungeon Crew "Rescue Team" to SPECIFICALLY address this problem, and have it ready to go this weekend.

The issue the 10-Ringers must address: Should this team transport the unconscious 10-Ringers to !) their suites to sleep it off, or 2) back to the party, and sort of prop them up somewhere so it is not immediately obvious they are "out of it".

We await the considered judgement of the 10-Ring faithful on this issue.

G29
11-13-2003, 09:12
Hi, Mongo!
All ears here.:)


P.S. Just put G33 back in "The Chamber."

G33
11-13-2003, 15:41
Sir Rabbi,
Excellent memo.

Mongo,
Just lay me in the strato-lounger.
Your cup cakes are just next to it.
Thanks.

Uncle,
Guess I have more presents to unwrap?
The slip knots are easier.

G29,
Thanks!
;*

Bullman
11-13-2003, 17:53
Sir Rabbi,

I am sorry for my alcoholic pestulance here of late and I think I have a solution, as far as I am concerned.

Being the bovine that I am, I come equipped with a nose ring. Just hook it to the overhead winch and hoist me up and move me where ever. It also has a sobering effect on me and I should be cooperative with you at this point, so just tell me where you want me.

Moo

Bullman

ghostwn
11-13-2003, 19:11
^c

.45Ranger
11-13-2003, 20:02
Originally posted by samurairabbi
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUE TO BE RESOLVED!



The inebriated 10-Ringers (again, pardon my redundancy) have a habit of passing out wherever they happen to be standing, sitting, etc., when the alcohol in their bloodstreams hits "that" level. If they happen to hit the ground in a 10-Ring Facility traffic aisle, the lowly pond-scum Dungeon Crew simply pushes them to the side of the aisle as we go about our administrative and logistic duties.





Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the name of Dung Crew, don't it?

Hee hee hee ha ha haaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

;d

turbonatr
11-13-2003, 20:11
Gee, I don't drink. Does this mean i'm not a real 10 Ringer???;P

Be still my heart...

samurairabbi
11-13-2003, 20:58
Originally posted by turbonatr
Gee, I don't drink. Does this mean i'm not a real 10 Ringer???
Turbo! Welcome back!

Your dual membership, BOTH Big Dawg AND 10-Ring, exempt you from any question of alcoholic beverage consumption affecting your status. If the 10-Ringers give you any flak, just meander down to the Dungeon Operations Center; we will give you the truly royal treatment, financed of course by our embezzlement take.

TenMil
11-13-2003, 21:23
I've never posted on this thread, but I will since it has to be the longest running thread in internet history.

turbonatr
11-14-2003, 17:27
rabbi,

Glad to hear i'm in the clear. Do I need any special photo I.D. to show proof of my dual membership? Perhaps a snazzy, iron-on patch?

Tazz10m
11-15-2003, 03:56
Turbonatr, no, you don't have to "drink" to be a member of the worlds most exclusive club, The 10 Ring. You were in the clear the very moment you made the committed decision to get a 10mm and keep it....
...You dostill have a 10mm in your ownership... don't you????

As for those falling by the wayside, just hawl them off as needed and let them lie in the beer garden where the air is sweet and fragrant and the birds churp their happy song.

Start construction on the new wing of the Center for Substanciatedly Influenced Studies of the Subtle Nuances of Reality. When completed, we can be dumped off there where we can be used in our own fun little experiments... with a smile. ;f

Also, start construction on The 10 Ring Cemetery, too. Ten Ringers would rather fall down going deeper and deeper into The Ring than turn back to a lesser value... which is why... oh, never mind...

Make it so.

G29, ahhh... G29...

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 07:46
Of course I still have my Delta Elite! I am also awaiting the delivery of my newest 10mm, a second generation G20.:cool:

samurairabbi
11-15-2003, 07:46
Originally posted by turbonatr
Do I need any special photo I.D. to show proof of my dual membership?
Photo ID? We don't need no stinkin' photo ID!

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 07:49
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Photo ID? We don't need no stinkin' photo ID!

I just figured with you guys stumbling around all lit up it would be easier to put a name to a face with the name actually ON the individual. Alcohol has a tendency to make people, um, uh, shall we say forgetful?;f

samurairabbi
11-15-2003, 07:56
Originally posted by turbonatr
I just figured with you guys stumbling around all lit up it would be easier to put a name to a face with the name actually ON the individual.
Most considerate of you to consider this, but it is actually unnecessary. One duty of the bikini-clad Lagoon Hostesses is to perform introductions (and continued reintroductions, as the sobriety level of the guests degrades as the parties progress.) Since the 10-Ringers are always seeking the company of the Hostesses, photo IDs would be COUNTER-productive!

10MM NewB
11-15-2003, 08:04
Okay people.I'm a newbie around here,but I have quickly become obsessed with the 10mm round...having aquired my first a couple of weeks ago.
Anyway....As I haven't taken the time to read this thread all the way through.....WTF is up with this thread??!!? Please,let me in on the secret power of the 8:40 thread.I feel so uneducated.

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 09:04
Originally posted by 10MM NewB
Okay people.I'm a newbie around here,but I have quickly become obsessed with the 10mm round...having aquired my first a couple of weeks ago.
Anyway....As I haven't taken the time to read this thread all the way through.....WTF is up with this thread??!!? Please,let me in on the secret power of the 8:40 thread.I feel so uneducated.


The only way to find out WTF is up with this thread is to READ it! Consider it 10mm newbie homework. Read and report back. Now, don't try to skip any pages as there WILL be a test!

samurairabbi
11-15-2003, 09:09
Originally posted by 10MM NewB
Okay people.I'm a newbie around here ... WTF is up with this thread??!!? Please,let me in on the secret power of the 8:40 thread.I feel so uneducated.
Welcome to the 10-Ring! Don't be TOO gung-ho in trying to learn it all at one gulp; just let the sweet soul of experience sort of FLOW into your being!

The 8:40PM thread is the marvelous synergy that results from the duality and convergence of 1) the flat-trajectory right-now immediate-gratification 10mm mentality, coupled with 2) the old slow heavy looping-trajectory take-time-to-smell-the-flowers 45acp way of life. It is a truly marvelous symbiosis, which also makes possible the magnificient 10-Ring Resort and Firearms Training Facility. The 10-Ringers run the party aspects of the place, while the 45 people, working out of the Dungeon, keep the place working by performing all the mundane administrative and logistical work which the administratively challenged 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy) has trouble even comprehending.

One detail worth noting: it is the 8:40PM thread, not 8:40. 8:40PM has connotations of "early evening", when the partying is revving up for takeoff. 8:40 seems to imply 8:40 AM, which is not a happy association in the minds of the inebriated 10-Ringers (once more, pardon my redundancy), since they are usually trying to shake off hangovers at that time.

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 09:15
Which still doesn't answer the age-old question...

...WTF happened to Tamara?;e ;f

ghostwn
11-15-2003, 13:07
:cool:

Bullman
11-15-2003, 16:28
Originally posted by Tazz10m
Turbonatr, no, you don't have to "drink" to be a member of the worlds most exclusive club, The 10 Ring. You were in the clear the very moment you made the committed decision to get a 10mm and keep it....
...You dostill have a 10mm in your ownership... don't you????

As for those falling by the wayside, just hawl them off as needed and let them lie in the beer garden where the air is sweet and fragrant and the birds churp their happy song.



I guess since I haven't managed to keep mine, I will wander down to the beer garden, or(sniff) leave the warm confines of the 10 ring till I can hold my horns up high again.

Another round of Leinenkugels before I go??;c

Bullman
11-15-2003, 16:32
Oh jeez, and the last three digits of my last reply here were 666, probably curses me to the point that I will die 10mm less.

Another round of leinies, I need help

10MM NewB
11-15-2003, 17:54
Alright. I will eventually read the entire thread, but for now...I am steadilly drinking, and trying to absorb it all. Not getting very far as of now, but then again...5 Bud Light's don't go very far on my 6'2" 235lb. frame. LMFAO!!!;g BTW.......This forum is alot of fun.

TreeTrooper
11-15-2003, 18:49
Lads, is 116 taken?

mzenzer
11-15-2003, 18:54
Can I join this thread since I am thinking of getting a G20?:cool:

I have beer! ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

;Y

VN350X10
11-15-2003, 20:24
Dearest Rabbi,
Even thou he doesn't drink, Turbonatr is high on the cool scale....

Anybody who "Brakes for Corvettes" ain't all bad!
long live hair dryers & spray!
(Turbo will understand this reference)

and what DID happen to Tamera anyhow ?......

We now return you to your regularly scheduled party....

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 20:46
Originally posted by VN350X10
Dearest Rabbi,
Anybody who "Brakes for Corvettes" ain't all bad!
long live hair dryers & spray!
(Turbo will understand this reference)



I "brake" for everyone I see, but for some reason, they never want to play with me.;)

VN350X10
11-15-2003, 20:58
Probably just jealosy..They'd really rather have a Buick !

Try some ethanol mixed in with the water injection....the Illinois corn farmers need the market !!

uncle albert

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 21:50
No need for alky or water injection in either of my turbo Regals. I don't have inadequate fuel systems/intercoolers.;)

.45Ranger
11-15-2003, 22:00
Originally posted by turbonatr
I "brake" for everyone I see, but for some reason, they never want to play with me.;) ;Q

Probably cause they learned the hard way that they'll only get embarrassed.;f ;a ;c
;Y

turbonatr
11-15-2003, 22:16
But they are just powered by a little V6. What do they have to loose?;)

G33
11-16-2003, 09:33
Sir Mongo,
When you place me in "The Chamber,"
Please do not lock the door.
It would be nice to get out and replenish your cup cake stocks. (Sir Rabbi, How about that ploy?)

samurairabbi
11-17-2003, 11:09
Originally posted by G33
Sir Mongo,
When you place me in "The Chamber,"
Please do not lock the door.
It would be nice to get out and replenish your cup cake stocks. (Sir Rabbi, How about that ploy?)
That ploy MAY work, but I counsel caution in actually EXPECTING it to work. For it to succeed, Mongo would have to act against G29's expectations, and ... hmmmm ... how to phrase this gracefully ... okay, got it! ... Mongo defers to G29's judgement in most of the important issues in life!

VN350X10
11-17-2003, 17:34
Remember the golden rule.....


6=8

the friends @ Clifford Engineering.....

ghostwn
11-17-2003, 20:06
;8 Christmas is almost here;H ^5 ^c

samurairabbi
11-18-2003, 17:01
Originally posted by G29
P.S. Just put G33 back in "The Chamber."
G29, pardon us for reaching back 2 pages to quote your post, but it is possible we lowly Dungeon types have been disobeying your orders!

We have been sitting around down here for days on end, lasciviously drooling over all those pictures of you in really juicy poses ... (Rabbi, you can phrase it classier than that!) ... hmmmm ... you're right ... we have devoted extensive time to the appreciation and adjudication of your published bikini contest portfilio, with additional appropriate consideration of the other photos which, while not falling within the bikini contest criteria, nevertheless are worthy of intensive scrutiny! ... (Thanks, Rabbi. That's a lot better.) ... On a break from the intensive adjudicatory scrutiny, one of our staff observed that we may have misinterpreted your postscript (included above.)

We originally interpreted it to mean that YOU have just put G33 in "the chamber." This, of course, caused us great envy at G33's fortunate situation. Then the aforementioned staffer pointed out that the postscript might actually mean: YOU wish US to assume the job of putting G33 in the chamber. If this is in fact your meaning, then we grovel, plead, and beg your forgiveness in failing to act in accordance with your desires!

On 2nd thought, depending on US to confine G33 may be a mistake. It is entirely possible that we would pitch G33 onto the trash heap, and fight among ourselves over who gets to end up in "the chamber"!

Tazz10m
11-19-2003, 00:29
Originally posted by samurairabbi
G29, pardon us for reaching back 2 pages to quote your post, but it is possible we lowly Dungeon types have been disobeying your orders!

We have been sitting around down here for days on end, lasciviously drooling over all those pictures of you in really juicy poses ... (Rabbi, you can phrase it classier than that!) ... hmmmm ... you're right ... we have devoted extensive time to the appreciation and adjudication of your published bikini contest portfilio, with additional appropriate consideration of the other photos which, while not falling within the bikini contest criteria, nevertheless are worthy of intensive scrutiny! ... (Thanks, Rabbi. That's a lot better.) ... On a break from the intensive adjudicatory scrutiny, one of our staff observed that we may have misinterpreted your postscript (included above.)

We originally interpreted it to mean that YOU have just put G33 in "the chamber." This, of course, caused us great envy at G33's fortunate situation. Then the aforementioned staffer pointed out that the postscript might actually mean: YOU wish US to assume the job of putting G33 in the chamber. If this is in fact your meaning, then we grovel, plead, and beg your forgiveness in failing to act in accordance with your desires!

On 2nd thought, depending on US to confine G33 may be a mistake. It is entirely possible that we would pitch G33 onto the trash heap, and fight among ourselves over who gets to end up in "the chamber"!

Obviously we will just have to build multiples of "the chamber" and house them in a new wing "The Chamber Chamber Wing" to be built off the 10 Ring Center for Deep Study of the Subtile Nuances of Reality. It will face directly across to the 10 Ring Center for Deep Study of the Subtile Nuances of Bikini's on Hot Chicky Chicky Babes".

Not to change the subject, but we are also breaking ground our very own new 10 square mile 10 Ring Paintball Ranch... soon to be completed... so stay tuned...

Bullman
11-19-2003, 01:20
Please allow me to grovel for a moment and make a small request,

I see that you are in a construction phase here. I know I am currently a very unworthy member of the 10 ring, as I currently do not own a 10mm firearm, although I do recognize the greatness of this stupendously great cartridge. If it would not be too much to ask, I would like it if you would like section off say maybe 10 acres or so of good pasture land, say just off the back forty where this humble bovine could graze, say just within sight of the wonderfull 10 ring complex. I do prefer the company of 10 ringers but I realize that at this moment, I may not be completely worthy for full membership and user priveleges at the main complex. This small area of pasture, far away from the main complex, would allow me to keep my eye on the goal, that is to once again hold my horns up high as a proud 10 mm owner. Keeping me away from the main complex would also be a good idea, allowing the more inebriated 10 ringers ( I know Rabbi, I am redundant ) to avoid any bovine excrement that might litter the area.

Your assistance in this matter would be most appreciated

your humble Bovine

Bull ;W

samurairabbi
11-19-2003, 07:27
Originally posted by Bullman Please allow me to grovel for a moment and make a small request,

I see that you are in a construction phase here. I know I am currently a very unworthy member of the 10 ring, as I currently do not own a 10mm firearm, although I do recognize the greatness of this stupendously great cartridge.
... ... ...
Your assistance in this matter would be most appreciated

your humble Bovine

Bull
Just got the word back from the 10-Ring Board: Your request has been granted! The Penthouse types were esspecially impressed with the exquisite style in which you sucked up to them.

Going BEYOND that: the Dungeon Crew sees ENORMOUS potential for you in the 10-Ring operation, even if you do not yet own a 10mm!

1) You can be the centerpiece in the newly formed 10-Ring Rodeo! We need a bull to accomodate the ambitious 10-Ringers who wish to give bull-riding a try. All we ask is that you demonstrate good form and refrain from stomping them after you throw them.

2) Mongo requires a bull as transport as he makes his rounds within the 10-Ring Facility on his culinery errands. He DOES have a full range of Hummers, Ferraris, and 18-wheelers available, but he feels a bull is more agreeable to his "persona". If you would keep yourself available on short notice for this job, the 10-Ringers would be amazingly grateful!

Bullman
11-19-2003, 10:59
Thank you oh great Rabbi,

I have been looking for someway to supplement my meager civil servant wages and this could be my opportunity. You know, there really isn't too much out there for a 2000 pound bovine, and the rodeo circuit wasn't meshing well with my day job.

As I am already in the service business, I hope to provide you with the bovine type services you require, just one question though....

Does Mongo wear spurs?

VN350X10
11-19-2003, 22:03
Rabbi & Tazz,
What with the recent approval of the construction of a new 10-Ring chamber, I must at this point ask....Has anyone arranged for the proper chamber music ?


To Bullman,
In my recolection, I've only seen our esteemed friend Mongo wearing spurs during the final seasoning phase of his stupendous chilli. And at that, only for formal competitions>

uncle albert

Bullman
11-21-2003, 02:22
I have been doing a film study, watching Urban Cowboy over and over again till I went crosseyed, and I think I can do this rodeo thing you are wanting me to do. You need not worry about me stomping anyone, I usually vent my frustrations by poking my left horn at the agitator's posterior. I will try to refrain from that as well, since I realize I am among friends (armed friends at that, I certainly wouldn't want to end up on the barbeque).

samurairabbi
11-23-2003, 16:51
Originally posted by Bullman ... You need not worry about me stomping anyone, I usually vent my frustrations by poking my left horn at the agitator's posterior. I will try to refrain from that as well ... Actually, Bullman, I suggest you keep that left horn / posterior move in your repertoire; the 10-Ringers in the stands seem to think that "loosy goosey" action on the field is hysterically funny! No accounting for taste, I guess.

We also suggest that you expend some practice time on, of all things, your POST-throw moves! Acting with class after you have just bounced a 10-Ring butt off the arena dirt is important; we want to establish an upper-tier image for the 10-Ring Rodeo, to match the aura of style it has established among discerning viewers with other aspects of its operation.

This is how we request you act after tossing an unbalanced 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) on his tush: For a moment after he lands, give him a stare that is, say, ONE part distain for his futile effort, and THREE parts concern for his physical well-being! Remember, THAT is when the camera is on YOU! Everyone is always wondering if the bull will return to stomp the rider; THIS is therefore your chance to show through as a truly class act! Once you have established the 10-Ringer is not incapacitated, just meander away like bouncing the 10-Ringer in the dirt is a routine event in your life. Borrow the John Madden Philosophy: When you score a touchdown, look like you've done it a bunch! You may OCCASIONALLY throw in your "left horn to the posterior" move; it makes for good replays and a bunch of yucks for the inebriated 10-Ringers (again, pardon my redundancy) in the stands.

The Dungeon drama coaches are at your disposal to perfect the moves and facial expressions that are an inherent part of such a presentation. We want this "image" thing to work, too!

Bullman
11-24-2003, 00:13
Although this particular bull loses a lot, I have been trying to get some pointers from the Bugs Bunny bullfight arena cartoons. There are some things that have been giving me fits. I like it when he sits down and sharpens his horns on the grinding wheel, very intimidating. Of course, snorting and pawing the earth is one of my better moves, it just comes natural to us bovine types. The real problem though was I ate a box of ammunition here a while back to see if I could get my horns to shoot like the bull in the cartoon. The nitro cellulose in the gun powder made my heart race so bad I had to go to the Vet.

I will get together with the Drama coaches and see what I can learn from their expert tuteledge.

samurairabbi
11-24-2003, 10:18
Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi & Tazz,
....Has anyone arranged for the proper chamber music ?
Don't worry; the Dungeon Crew is on it!

We are in negotiations with a superb classical trio for a string of performances in the newly constructed 10-Ring music facility. You can check them out at www.eroicatrio.com

I heard them in performance at a local auditorium early this year. Their musical proficiency is superb, and the "visual aesthetics" associated with their performance will satisfy any tone-deaf 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) who will attend the performances.

VN350X10
11-24-2003, 21:54
Excellent Choice (as usual) Rabbi,
Perhaps they would also be interested in participating in the next Lagoon Bikini Contest ? Use your negociating skills as necessary.

Remember, virtually ALL 10-Ringers are tone deaf,due,of course,to the blast of the mighty 10MM that we all enjoy so much. We do fit nicely as a group with elderly Trap shooters. In their circles, it's not considered rude to say "huh" 3 or 4 times, or to ask someone to repeat themselves several times...

Andrew Colglazier
11-25-2003, 08:58
My God! Ubnelivlaebe! Azianmg traehd! So mcuh rsloiciduusnes in one palce! I wnat to use mroe emtcxaaolin mkras!

Mroe ptsurices palsee!

Now I can sratt to dnirk.


;c ;c ;c
;f
Andy C.

samurairabbi
11-25-2003, 09:42
Originally posted by VN350X10 Excellent Choice (as usual) Rabbi,
Perhaps they would also be interested in participating in the next Lagoon Bikini Contest ? Use your negociating skills as necessary.
I shall do so, Uncle A. I think they would be intrigued by their appeal to the pulchritudinously-oriented 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy); it would be a change of pace from their usual performance mode.

For those who may have overlooked it, after clicking on the www.eroicatrio.com icon I provided, click on the HOME icon on the screen that appears. First time in my life I have ever envied a cello!

VN350X10
11-25-2003, 18:41
It definately would have made music a more enjoyable minor in college. Too bad that my insturment was a piano!
At least it kept me out of a marching band. Be kinda tough with a Stienway strapped to my +**

G33
11-27-2003, 13:46
Ringing in my ears.....?

11-28-03
Picking up a M1076 tomorrow.
Will probably be sent to "The Chamber" for this breach...
But I just have to do it...

G33^dG29

samurairabbi
11-29-2003, 09:57
Originally posted by G33

Picking up a M1076 tomorrow.
Will probably be sent to "The Chamber" for this breach...
But I just have to do it...
Well, G33, I guess there are just some things you gotta' do if you wanna' call yourself a man!

We envious Dungeon Types will ensure that all administrative items will continue to be covered during your "confinement"; just be prepared to answer a bunch of questions about events after your "release".

ghostwn
11-29-2003, 19:12
The end is near...;P.. ;f

samurairabbi
12-02-2003, 21:31
Originally posted by ghostwn
The end is near...
Mundane issues like the end of the world fall to insignificance in comparison to another crisis.

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUE !!!!

AR15.com is down for an extended period! Its members are lost and in turmoil! The 10-Ring Facility should adopt them as guests and show them the utmost hospitality until their universe is restored.

The Dungeon Crowd will share the burden of financing this effort! We will cut our normal 39% embezzlement rate DOWN TO the officially 10-Ring Board sanctioned 35% for the remainder of the 2003 calendar year, to facilitate covering the additional overhead for this emergency. Our firearms brethren are in trouble; we think this is important!

Tazz10m
12-02-2003, 21:50
The end may be near for some... but the 10mm is eternal!

Tell those wayward AR-15'rs they are welcome here... but they must keep their hands off our 10 Ring Girls... unless of course they are 10mm owners and become members.

Membership DOES have it's privileges!

G33
12-03-2003, 03:44
For our new guests, a photo of the 10-Ring Lagoon. Sorry it is not more visible; G29 got in the way.:cool:

samurairabbi
12-03-2003, 20:33
Originally posted by G33
For our new guests, a photo of the 10-Ring Lagoon. Sorry it is not more visible; G29 got in the way.
Preliminary returns from the leering 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) around the bar this evening would indicate that those viewing this picture are only marginally aware that there is water anywhere in the picture! In military parlance, the viewers seem focussed on "Body, one each, type female" rather than "Body, variety Lagoon, one each, type water". Given the proclivities of the attendees at the 10-Ring blowouts, this is only to be expected.

G29
12-04-2003, 10:03
Dearest Silvery Tongue Rabbity,
"...one each..."?



G,
Old photo; barely old enough to be legal.;)

samurairabbi
12-04-2003, 19:06
Originally posted by G29
Old photo; barely old enough to be legal.
Barely old enough to be legal? Sure fooled me!

But then, if she is NOT legal in that photo, then all those downloads we are accumulating would be illegal, which would mean we have all been committing felonies, which would mean ... ... ... Oh Damn! ... ... ...

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUE!

Listen up, you 10-Ring sleazeballs (sorry, no time to apologize for the redundancy), the issue of "Dungeon Expansion" has suddenly become important! I think we're about to get a sudden increase in the population down here, and since much of the increase will be the high falutin' 10-Ring Penthouse types, we will need a major overhaul of the Dungeon facilities to accomodate their high-consumption lifestyles! The Dungeon Crew is at the drawing boards even as I write this; we promise to have a coherent plan for the expansion to present at the February 30 10-Ring Board Meeting! Gotta go; I try to be an involved hands-on type of Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident.

TXLEWIS
12-04-2003, 22:41
As one of the wayward arfkommers, I thank ya'll for the hospitality.
As you may have seen in other posts, I will be a card carrying member soon.

Appreciate the photo's of the locals too.

Nice place ya got here.


hmmmmm

how do I get out of this damn dungeon???????


TXLEWIS

Bullman
12-05-2003, 05:22
What? Why would anyone want to leave this lavish facility, lagoons, lovely native women!!! and more Cervasa than one... no, a herd of bovines can drink. Once I had stumbled in here, I realized I was in the land of milk and honey and I don't want to find my way out.

Not to mention all the cool guns around here.

ccw_bearcat
12-05-2003, 12:35
Allow me to add a little randomness of my own. Ahem... Oh, and G29 I do so very much love your pictures ;) OK. Here I go!

Sometime I hate the bees. Then are my haps. I hap goth break. Mine frond versqueish. I'm in with the buns. My huddle bunned getting

My namen and vunned and hardly Vun. Greke under me the grekeing huy. What now when the drondel froon. I am PHAGING. This is my phage there are mun liek it BUT this n is MINE.

Drapple dodger. Dooty crazen. Bundle the happy warpen. 10mm under happow gub.

A mousage frond! I'm stuckage in het. Frit the dof decim the rage, kill the dem that rettled the cage.

Drunder me frap. I'm catted the hat! Portal on wine riceer divine. Barst the hapharians! With cavalier valor and undaunting delight would I smite the ones who oppose my delight.

I am rooT. You see ventage? I see umhp. At most cuzzy sized. Probably under me dog size with pepper. Only when drunk.

Burrito.

Oooooooo! Myn happy with kegged. 10mm.

The green sands will endure. My olden repose. Lube the gasketted goose. Is this the place to look for lost socks?

Hot dates in venus. Where could I rain hardy. I combed the upper fuel. When you are up...the sky is your it. Then you are up and black fewder rat.

How waz that?

Gotta go now.
K.
Bye.

Bullman
12-05-2003, 12:56
;P

Tazz10m
12-05-2003, 19:34
Originally posted by ccw_bearcat
Allow me to add a little randomness of my own. Ahem... Oh, and G29 I do so very much love your pictures ;) OK. Here I go!

Sometime I hate the bees. Then are my haps. I hap goth break. Mine frond versqueish. I'm in with the buns. My huddle bunned getting

My namen and vunned and hardly Vun. Greke under me the grekeing huy. What now when the drondel froon. I am PHAGING. This is my phage there are mun liek it BUT this n is MINE.

Drapple dodger. Dooty crazen. Bundle the happy warpen. 10mm under happow gub.

A mousage frond! I'm stuckage in het. Frit the dof decim the rage, kill the dem that rettled the cage.

Drunder me frap. I'm catted the hat! Portal on wine riceer divine. Barst the hapharians! With cavalier valor and undaunting delight would I smite the ones who oppose my delight.

I am rooT. You see ventage? I see umhp. At most cuzzy sized. Probably under me dog size with pepper. Only when drunk.

Burrito.

Oooooooo! Myn happy with kegged. 10mm.

The green sands will endure. My olden repose. Lube the gasketted goose. Is this the place to look for lost socks?

Hot dates in venus. Where could I rain hardy. I combed the upper fuel. When you are up...the sky is your it. Then you are up and black fewder rat.

How waz that?

Gotta go now.
K.
Bye.

Dude, that is CLASSIC!

Hey, who painted your ceiling?

Spamurai, you could learn a thing or two from this guy. Btw, i'm the high falutin' one in the Penthouse... and have no plans what-so-ever to move into the dungeon... even if the dungeon is so nice it's world renoun for being lavish. Funny thing is the only one staying in the dungeon is Samurai, and he WANTS to be there... but then, understandibly so.

samurairabbi
12-06-2003, 20:53
Originally posted by Tazz10m
... and have no plans what-so-ever to move into the dungeon... even if the dungeon is so nice it's world renoun for being lavish.
Hey, Tazz! C'mon! Admit it! The Dungeon Crew IS following protocol in our "rehab" of the Dungeon: we HAVE kept it a notch below the Penthouse in its level of luxury. As long as the Penthouse is MORE luxurious than the Dungeon, then the Penthouse types can relax! We're not trying to outdo the Penthouse; we're just trying to maintain our comfort within the SHADOW of the marvelous 10-Ring Penthouse existence!

ccw_bearcat
12-07-2003, 00:14
I willingly accept all accolades and praise. Anyone so greatly moved by the words of my masterpiece can send their money to bolster my college scholarship fund. Once there I will promise to spend it all on high quality beer kegs and stout liquor. Then praise shalt burst forth from my peers and beautiful young ladies shalt fallest into my lap. Mayhaps then I can seduce more gorgeous young phillies to visit us here at the lagoon. G29 will of course continue her reign as queen but I thought she might on occasion enjoy some more feminine company. How about everyone else?

My smilten visage pummels. Maxgoltent the tailed mast.

Cheerio! Wot! Wot!

Bullman
12-07-2003, 08:27
I realize that somewhere in my past, perhaps since birth, I have had the words "pick on me" (actually substitute the "pick" for the ever popular "f" word that the censors abhor) tattooed on my forehead, but that does not mean that you should not show some pity on my now and then. As with most of the 10 ringers, I am fond of that sweet ambrosia that satisfies the thirst known as "beer" (Leinenkugels to be precise). Well, I was taken advantage of last night after I had consumed a rather large quantity of my Leinies. If I ever find out which scoundrel mixed the cat nip in with my alfalfa, a large dose of left horn will be coming your way. You may think it is funny when I eat this stuff and then find the uncontrollable urge to lick myself all over and chase mice around the dungeon, but I am not amused. It didn't do much for my hangover either.

Bull

samurairabbi
12-07-2003, 16:34
If I ever find out which scoundrel mixed the cat nip in with my alfalfa, a large dose of left horn will be coming your way. You may think it is funny when I eat this stuff and then find the uncontrollable urge to lick myself all over and chase mice around the dungeon, but I am not amused. It didn't do much for my hangover either.
I counsel patience in your search for retribution, Bull; The Dungeon Investigatory Squad is on it. Until their "research" is completed, remember all the 10-Ring butts you are bouncing off the arena dirt during their pitiful attempts at "bull riding." For what its worth, the Dung Cru has had to swear off watching replays of the 10-Ringers on their graceful 45-like arched trajectories, particularly the look in the bloodshot 10-Ring eyeballs (pardon my redundancy) when they begin to comprehend that their 10mm outlook on life will not soften the impact they are about to experience. The Dung Cru has been laughing so hard at this, they are losing count during the nightly embezzlement tallies!

joey'sGlock23
12-09-2003, 20:55
la la la, I'm back

G29
12-10-2003, 04:57
Missed ya.;n
Guaroonteeed...;)

G33
12-10-2003, 11:04
Run, joey...Run....!
You have been noticed.
You may get dragged into The Chamber.



(See, Sir Rabbi; another clever ploy. I am bound to do hard time for that one.;) )

redskyzatknight
12-10-2003, 15:28
Holy Mackrel! ;P This is page 69 he he he Hapy Holidays All!!!

joey'sGlock23
12-10-2003, 18:04
dragged......into the.....chamber??? what is this...'chamber'? Is is a foul new invention thought up by the odious dung cru during my long absence? I fear not the dung cru and the rest of the lowly cowardly 45 users, those ishin shishi to our shinsengumi. and as we all know rabbiti is certianly no Yamagata Aritomo, or even a Toshicihi Okubo. So let him have his chambers and slow obese bullets nothngs such as this have no meaning to us...

samurairabbi
12-10-2003, 18:36
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
dragged......into the.....chamber??? what is this...'chamber'? Is is a foul new invention thought up by the odious dung cru during my long absence?
Hmmmmm ... I realize the inevitability of 10-Ringers being out of touch with admin issues, but this one is a STRETCH!

Okay, JG23, I will fill you in. G29 runs the "Chamber"! Periodically, G33 get tossed in the chamber, and always emerges appearing ... (careful, Rabbi, this board DOES have propriety standards) ... Good point; how to phrase it gracefully ... okay, got it! ... CONTENT with his treatment therein!

We have lines forming among the faithful for sessions in the "chamber". We ENVY G33 his time in the "chamber". So, JG23, kwitchyerbellyachin' about being thrown in the "Chamber"!

VN350X10
12-11-2003, 12:46
amazing all that I've missed, what with the discombobulator not working for about a week.....
Methinks Earthlink needs Mongo as a service tech, if he would lower himself to that level...



uncle albert

ghostwn
12-11-2003, 19:06
so sad;f

Bullman
12-11-2003, 19:55
Mooo

samurairabbi
12-11-2003, 21:58
Originally posted by Bullman
Mooo
Most eloquently stated, Bull !

G29
12-11-2003, 23:20
Mongo is a sweetie! Brought me crushed flowers again. And this got me to ponder...
I was thinking of Channukah presents for G33...the 20th. And the 25th. And the 1st. G likes to celebrate all of them holidays;d

And I remembered the great slip knot caper we had many pages back. Would be one way to un-wrap presents--yes?


P.S. Mooo, indeed.;f

G33
12-12-2003, 07:18
;G


Happy Holidays!!!

;H ;* ;H

G33
12-15-2003, 22:38
V for Victory!
For our Troops.
G33 and G29
;?

Bullman
12-16-2003, 00:11
Imagine catching Saddam Hussein, and then having the sense of mind to say "President Bush sends his regards" That is classic. I probably would have said something like "Mooo"

ClickClickBoom
12-17-2003, 12:27
I Love ;n 's

The pet store was selling them for 5 a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like ;n 's.

I took my 200 ;n 's home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the ;n 's were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap ;n 's.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead ;n 's lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet ;n and 199 dead, dry ;n 's.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead ;n in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two ;n 's at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet ;n in my toilet, two dead, frozen ;n 's in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred ;n 's in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my ;n 's and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my ;n 's. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts ;H. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.


I like ;n 's

G33
12-17-2003, 15:53
;n^6

Bullman
12-17-2003, 21:54
I Mooooooo in the face of your ;n now, I went out and got "Let it Bleed" so I can listen to Monkey Man all I want now.

VN350X10
12-19-2003, 17:54
Too bad that the monkeys died. Could have been a good start on the works of Shakespere, assuming that you could have gotten typewrighters for the same cost as the monkeys...BUT, just how much is Monkey Chow a # anyhow ?????

"WE GOT HIM" Great, but we can't kill him, it would cause him to become a martyr.
His punishment should be extremely humiliating in the eyes of the common man on the street of Bagdad...
How about he gets to shovel pig dung, while guarded by Playmates wearing string bikinis & M-16's ?

Bullman
12-19-2003, 22:25
Originally posted by VN350X10
How about he gets to shovel pig dung, while guarded by Playmates wearing string bikinis & M-16's ?

So what is so bad about that? Wouldn't be much different than cleaning out my stall in the back corner of the dungeon, except for the playmates and guns, and that would just make it cool, take my mind of what I am doing. How do I sign up for a gig like that? I doubt that any of you can identify with the experience, but running through one of those corrals with the chute at the end, with all those cowboys with the cattle prods isn't too much fun. Lets put Mr. Insane in a maze with little guard towers all over with guys that have really long cattle prods. Of course once he got in, there would be no end to them maze ;f

VN350X10
12-20-2003, 13:34
Bullman, you just don't seem to have a grasp on the Muslim religious outlook. This would be about the most humiliating thing that could be done to him. The only thing I forgot was the live 24-7 Saddam-cam feed to his homeland.....



uncle albert

G33
12-20-2003, 13:36
And feed him lots of sausage pizza.;g

VN350X10
12-20-2003, 13:40
Oh, sorry I forgot to mention that he's BAREFOOT in the pig dung....



u.a.

samurairabbi
12-20-2003, 13:50
Originally posted by VN350X10
Too bad that the monkeys died. Could have been a good start on the works of Shakespere, assuming that you could have gotten typewrighters for the same cost as the monkeys ...
Actually, Uncle Al, the untimely deaths of the monkey brigade will not hamper your proposed statistical demonstration.

The Dungeon Linguistics Crew have united with the Dungeon Statistical Evaluation Unit (itself a branch of the Dung Cru financial operation) to supply the typewriters for this noble experiment; don't worry about the cost, the Dungeon is financing this deal out of its own cut of the take. As for replacing the deceased monkeys ... well ... NO PROBLEM! After all, the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my usual redundancy) are readily available!

Bullman
12-20-2003, 17:35
Originally posted by VN350X10
Bullman, you just don't seem to have a grasp on the Muslim religious outlook. This would be about the most humiliating thing that could be done to him. The only thing I forgot was the live 24-7 Saddam-cam feed to his homeland.....



uncle albert

I see what you mean, they have an aversion to all things PIG. Well, that is perfectly understandable, but should you want to try your theory out prior to inflicting this punishment on Saddam, I would be happy to test the guns and bikinis end of the project.

MakeMineA10mm
12-20-2003, 22:15
Oh my... How did this thread get so OFF TOPIC!?!?!?!?!?!?


(By the way, as a small-time pork sausage tycoon, I'd be happy to donate as many pounds of pork entrails as the Air Force would like to have smeared on the bombs they are dropping in Afganistan and Iraq...)

Bullman
12-23-2003, 01:57
There is a topic here? I just thought this is where the 10 ring business got taken care of.

VN350X10
12-23-2003, 10:40
To M.M.A 10,
I had previously suggested that we devise a new formulation of napalm, using LARD as a primary component, but the proposal seems to have fallen on deaf ears.;a

MakeMineA10mm
12-23-2003, 13:28
Originally posted by Bullman
There is a topic here? I just thought this is where the 10 ring business got taken care of.

Oh dear................. Now, you're in for it!!!!!!

Another round of SamuraiRabbi's Sarcasm for Dummies

G29
12-23-2003, 15:02
Guys,
Dearest Rabbity may administer the tongue lashings...
I may have to do the physical discipline.
Oh joy!
Mongo, my tools please...

samurairabbi
12-23-2003, 18:57
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm
Oh dear................. Now, you're in for it!!!!!!

Another round of SamuraiRabbi's Sarcasm for Dummies
MMA! Welcome back! You been away too long!

The concierge has your held mail, and will bring the limo around if you need to do any last moment Christmas shopping. Your absence at the November 31 10-Ring Board Meeting caused some concern; hope it was not due to any major problems.

As you have probably noted from the preceding posts, life has been interesting here at the facility. We Dungeon types are in absolute awe of the G33/G29 "tag team" action in keeping the 10-Ringers off balance with the threat/promise of disciplinary action in the "chamber"; our propaganda operation is taking careful notes of how they are working it.

If you want some MAJOR yucks, catch the highlight reel of the 10-Ringers trying to ride Bullman. The bug-eyed look of terror on the befuddled 10-Ring faces (pardon my redundancy) as they trace a graceful 45-like trajectory arc when Bull throws them will put you on the floor with laughter!

I am a bit puzzled, though, about your Sarcasm-for-dummies insinuation. I exert all my effort to staying within the Joint Big-Dawg/10-Ring Caliber Repartee Protocols; the use of sarcasm would, as I am sure you would agree, detract from the graceful nuances of life here in the 10-Ring Resort Facility. For the Dungeon to rip off you 10-Ringers for our 39% of the take has a certain ... well ... JUSTICE to it; for us to dexcend to the use of outright SARCASM would be ... uncivilized!

G33
12-24-2003, 08:43
Hey, Boss Rabbi,
You want we should muss him up a bit...
Or tickle him till he screams?
Just one of many services we provide.;c

samurairabbi
12-24-2003, 12:51
Originally posted by G33
Hey, Boss Rabbi,
You want we should muss him up a bit...
Or tickle him till he screams?
Just one of many services we provide.;c
I counsel caution in determining administrative action on MMA10 in this case. He did not say that sarcasm WAS being used; he only suggested that sarcasm MIGHT be applicable to this situation. The nearest parallel to this action might be the scene from Shakespeare In Love, when Judy Dench (the Queen) gazes on Gwyneth Paltrow (accused of being a female actor playing Juliet in violation of Elizabethian law) and finally pronounces her verdict: "Yes, the illusion is remarkable, and your error, Mr. Tilney, is easily forgiven!"

G33
12-24-2003, 20:42
Tickle the toe jams???;9 ^4

G33
12-24-2003, 20:58
;P http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?postid=590825

.45Ranger
12-24-2003, 21:52
Originally posted by G33
;P http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?postid=590825

;P ;b ;g ;h
;Y

Bullman
12-25-2003, 02:21
Mooooooooerry Christmas 10 Ringers, Happy all those other holidays that other people celebrate too. I can't wait to get home and out of this uniform and get me some 50 proof cough medicine.

Have a Happy New Year as well,

Stay Safe

Bull

samurairabbi
12-25-2003, 12:18
Originally posted by Bullman ... I can't wait to get home and out of this uniform and get me some 50 proof cough medicine.

Memo to Bull: Research performed by the 10-Ring Medical Center has confirmed the vastly increased efficacy of 100 proof cough medicine in comparison to the 50 proof stuff you mentioned.

Investigation of the efficacy of 168 proof cough medicine is underway at this time. We believe the results confirm the increased effect of the higher strength, but we are encountering problems when attempting to coherently write up the results. We will get back to you when we get an increased grant allowance.