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joey'sGlock23
04-07-2004, 08:42
welcome to the new age of 840, more to follow, now must rest

engineer151515
04-07-2004, 08:44
I' knew you'd get there.

Just one of those events in nature you have to sit back and watch!

Bullman
04-07-2004, 09:01
Wonder if I can get to it first?\

Bullman
04-07-2004, 09:06
Guess we need to get to work on heading towards three thousand, shouldn't this even be recorded in the Guiness book of world records or something? If it isn't at least we should hoist a Guiness up with our drinking arms and congratulate Joey for hit 1000 and 2000, Quite an achievement.

engineer151515
04-07-2004, 10:56
;c ;c ;V ;Y ^1

engineer151515
04-09-2004, 12:24
Happy Easter (and Easter Weekend) to all.

ghostwn
04-09-2004, 20:57
;h ;D

ghostwn
04-09-2004, 20:59
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;f

ghostwn
04-09-2004, 21:01
;F

Bullman
04-11-2004, 07:58
!!!retsaE yppaH ynnuB retsaE s'ti kooL

;b ;b

ghostwn
04-11-2004, 13:42
;F ;E ;b ;R ^3

samurairabbi
04-14-2004, 19:59
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT:

Now that the bombastic debauchery of the celebrations of the 2000th post, the holiday weekend, and the probable lapsing of the 94 Firearms act are all winding down, the Dung Cru wishes to make an announcement.

The Dung Cru offers an apology to the 10-Ring faithful.

Two days ago, we discovered we have, for about 2 weeks, EXCEEDED the 39% embezzlement rate. An error in scheduling an accelerated depreciation/amortization writeoff on the chilled beer pipeline infrastructure caused our embezzlement rate to rise to 39.37% for that period. We offer no excuse for the miscalculation. While it may be said that we have, for some years, exceeded the officially allowed 35% rate, THIS circumstance is different. KNOWINGLY running our ripoff rate at a level above the authorized rate has a certain in-your-face hey-we're-bad allure to it which, we believe, can be appreciated even by the gung-ho immediate gratification 10-Ring mentality. To UNWITTINGLY work above the authorized cut, however, seems ... UNDIGNIFIED!

The Dung Cru will work to restore this accidental overage to the 10-Ring Facility. No, we WON'T just give it back! We got our pride, too!

ghostwn
04-14-2004, 22:32
;z

ghostwn
04-14-2004, 22:34
;D

Bullman
04-16-2004, 17:07
And the Lord's servant Bullman labored through the years believing in the truth that the 10mm was the best cartridge in all the land. Bullman purchased a Delta Elite, A Smith and Wesson 1006, and a Smith and Wesson 1076 and a bright light shone down on Bullman, and the Lord was pleased with him mightily. But Satan came to the Bullman and struck him down with many bills, and Bullman's faith in the Lord grew weak, and his beloved 10mm pistols went by the wayside to pay for Bullman's wickedness. For years to come, Bullman would struggle on under ominous dark clouds, for the favor of the Lord was hidden from Bullman.
Then, Bullman happened into the 10 ring and realized the errors of his wickedness. Humility was put upon Bullman and he took up residence in the stables to save money. When Samurairabbi would allow it, Bullman would work overtime in the 10 ring facility for entertainment purposes. And then, finally, when the Lord had deemed that Bullman had suffered enough for his iniquities, The purchase of a new (to him)10mm pistol came about. The heavans opened and a bright light shone down on Bullman, and out of the clouds decended a gun dealer who had one of the coveted Smith and Wesson 1066 pistols that Bullman had desired and longed for over the years. And Bullman bought the pistol, and the Lord saw that it was good. There was much feasting, and happiness in the 10 ring facility on this day of Jubulation. Tazz and Samurai looked on with pride as Bullman carried his 1066 around with pride for everyone to see. Mongo annointed Bullman's head with a pitcher of beer, and there was much celebration. And the Lord said to his servant Bullman, "May you never stray from the path of what is true and right in the world of handguns ever again"

Bullman
04-16-2004, 17:12
But man am I going to be in the dog house for a while over this.

ghostwn
04-16-2004, 17:16
;z

ghostwn
04-16-2004, 17:16
;h

glockfan33
04-16-2004, 21:36
;Q Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;Q

Gee21
04-16-2004, 21:43
;a

Bullman
04-22-2004, 11:04
Uhhh..... Where did everyone go. Was the party so big that people have been passed out for this long?

I can see clearly now that I am 2020

glockfan33
04-22-2004, 16:51
;P ;g ;9 ;G ^4 ^c ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

ghostwn
04-22-2004, 18:54
;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;n ;F

Tito
04-23-2004, 07:32
http://sachsreport.com/benny%20benassi%20satisfaction%20music%20video%20power%20tool%20babe%20girl%20chick%20bikini%20hot.j pg

Q-Ball
04-23-2004, 21:49
And thus spaketh Brother Q to Bullman

Bullman, thou dost bring tears to these eyes of mine with your testament. Might thou never yield to temptations such as proper victuals and lodging, and might thou walk upon the path of 10MM righteousness forever more.

And thus spaketh Brother Q to Bullman

Q

Q-Ball
04-23-2004, 22:02
Err
I have a few things that I feel the need to point out here.

1: I got broadband again Praise the Lord, I am surfin' at 500 KbPS which aint cable or DSL speed but is one damn sight better than the dialup with which I have been cursed for the past two years. Basically I had to move the Q-Systems world headquarters, temporal research facility and anomolous materials lab to a rural setting 'cause all my old neighbors kept complaining about how the Temporal Distort-O-Tron and the Antimass Spectrometer kept bollixing up their TV reception and causing their garage doors to open and close (well the near constant gunfire in the back year didn't endear me to 'em either). When we had setteled into our new location I called the local telco to inquire about the possibility of something faster than two cans and a string which is about the state of the art out here. I asked about a DSL, chick goes "Whats a DSL" Q goes "forget it" Anyway Q-Systems has two way RF broadband now and I must say it Rox like Sox in a Box!

2: This crazy thread is older than ALL THREE OF MY CHILDREN! We seriously need to see what the world record for a single thread of conversation is on a website or BBS is, because my freaky freinds, we gotta be close!

Carry on!
Q

Holy Simians Batman I got the Monkey, FIRST TIME EVER!
The monkey, the monkey, Q's got the monkey!!! OWWWW, nobody told me it bites!

VN350X10
04-24-2004, 12:06
Remember Q-Ball, we have a VERY cost effective, tax loophole generating monkey lease-back program avaliable at this time.
Contact the Samurirabbi for more details.
If you can't contact the Rabbi, you could try leaving a message with Mongo. That usually works on weekends.



uncle albert;z ;l ;z ;c ;c ;c


we now return you to our 10-Ring party, still in progress........

engineer151515
04-27-2004, 14:59
I hear breathing........................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ...............................................................

.................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ........................



yup - still breathing .............................

samurairabbi
04-28-2004, 17:29
Sorry to distract from the heavy breathing, but we have to resolve an

IMPORTANT 10-RING ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUE

Now that Bull is a newly reinstated 10-Ring Penthouse type, with all rights to all perks that accrue to such exalted rank, we must resolve his housing status. The upcoming April 31 10-Ring Board Meeting is the ideal forum for this task.

Where in the resort facility should we put him? The back-40, for status reasons, has probably outlived its usefullness. The lowly Dungeon peons can handle the admin work supporting this needed change, but the actual decision on this issue must, for protocol and procedural reasons, be reserved to the card-carrying 10mm faithful. We will await your decision at the April 31 board meeting.

Bullman
04-29-2004, 19:57
While I am touched at your proposal to move me off the back forty, I am rather fond of it, being the bovine that I am.

I rather enjoy where I am at this point. I am so glad to be considered "back in the fold" as it were, but I still have plenty of work to do here. For instance, I need lots of magazines for this 1066 that came with only one. I need a Glock 29, and a 20 for that matter. The meager cut I get of the skim here ( for which I am grateful) is helping to supply the "fix" for my 10mm habit. I can stand to remain status quo, but I too will await the April 31st board meeting results to see where my new found status takes me.

Sincerly


Bull

Moo

engineer151515
05-05-2004, 07:02
Today is HUMP day.


That will probably have special meaning among 10-ring members.

ghostwn
05-06-2004, 18:49
;b ;F ;E ;D

engineer151515
05-06-2004, 20:20
I want to find this party....



but I think I'm looking too hard.



Give me guidance

samurairabbi
05-06-2004, 21:04
Originally posted by engineer151515
I want to find this party....

but I think I'm looking too hard.

Give me guidance
Even though you are 45GAP rather than 45ACP, the Dungeon Crew will cut you some slack; you are now a provisional member of the Dungeon. Keep an eye on your e-mail; we'll keep you advised on the party schedule.

engineer151515
05-07-2004, 07:28
I am honored, samurairabbi

samurairabbi
05-10-2004, 22:44
Originally posted by engineer151515
I am honored, samurairabbi
Our pleasure, eng15etc.; that which unites the caliber factions within the 10-Ring Facility umbrella vastly exceeds that which divides us. Besides, your avatar would rate you special treatment even if you confessed to loyalty to one of the even MORE demeaning "lesser" calibers. And it gives G29 some competition in the photo portfolio contest!

Bullman
05-10-2004, 22:46
Originally posted by samurairabbi
And it gives G29 some competition in the photo portfolio contest!

Something which she has been slacking at here of late, not that I am complaining.... well, yeah, I guess I am a little;f

samurairabbi
05-10-2004, 22:55
Originally posted by Bullman
Something which she has been slacking at here of late, not that I am complaining.... well, yeah, I guess I am a little;f
I counsel patience during this deprivation, Bull. G29 has her own pace in life. To paraphrase the Orsen Wells wine commercial: We shall drool over no bikini pic before its time.

ccw_bearcat
05-10-2004, 23:50
Confusious say, better is one bird in hand than two fried on power line. Three fly through window is most bad too.

Bullman
05-11-2004, 01:26
Point taken, all this talk of birds and wine have got me thinking of cornish game hen and a nice wine. I was never any good at picking wine, so it will probably end up being Miller and Popeyes.

joey'sGlock23
05-11-2004, 14:13
the exec board must mandate more pictures, and establish the posting of such pictures on a scheduled basis, we shall convene at the next board meeting, and we should have doritos snack mix available, but hte dung cru kitchen staff on it

Bullman
05-11-2004, 14:36
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
the exec board must mandate more pictures, and establish the posting of such pictures on a scheduled basis, we shall convene at the next board meeting, and we should have doritos snack mix available, but hte dung cru kitchen staff on it

And a really good selection of Micro brews too.;c

joey'sGlock23
05-11-2004, 19:05
and jennifer antison

Nukem
05-11-2004, 19:13
;l

samurairabbi
05-11-2004, 20:14
Originally posted by joey'sGlock23
the exec board must mandate more pictures, and establish the posting of such pictures on a scheduled basis, we shall convene at the next board meeting,
JG23, permit me the temerity to suggest you pause for a reality check. G29 posts when she wants; in this matter, the board members don't control squat. G29 versus the entire board; that is really bad odds ... but the board will just have to take its chances!

Bullman
05-11-2004, 20:37
I guess we should really start minding our P's and Q's then, it would be terrible if we incurred enough rath for this from G29 that she would resort to liberal doses of chamber time for the lot of us......

G29
05-12-2004, 04:04
Honestly, I do have to work sometimes.;Q
I am sending you guys to the showers:
;)

Bullman
05-12-2004, 04:45
;P ;P ;3 ;3 ;* ;* ^6 ^6 ^5 ^5 ^c

Tito
05-12-2004, 06:30
Enough of this locker room talk.:(

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/lisa_dergan/lisa_dergan_l9.jpg

G29
05-12-2004, 10:20
Old news:
;f

G29
05-12-2004, 10:23
Bring it on! (GWB);)

G33
05-12-2004, 18:40
Guys,
Please do not get her started! We do not have enough troops left stateside...;P

Holy bovine, Catwoman!

Bullman
05-12-2004, 19:31
Troops shmoops, who needs troops?;f


Mooo

G29
05-12-2004, 22:55
Brunette between two blondes is...

samurairabbi
05-12-2004, 23:01
Originally posted by G29
Brunette between two blondes is...
a translator?

G29
05-12-2004, 23:14
Winner!!;z

Bullman
05-13-2004, 03:19
If it werent for all the bad press and war and stuff, life would be perfect right now.

1. I have 2, countem 2 10mm pistols

2. Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) loves me :)

3. G29 is posting pics on this thread again.


Does it get any better? I think not!!!

Tito
05-13-2004, 06:33
Can I get a witness?

http://www.clcweb.net/ODHA_Pteam.jpg

G33
05-13-2004, 09:32
Actually, they CAN shoot; saw them do it.


But, what do you call four blondes in a line?;Q

bangelo
05-13-2004, 10:43
A wind tunnel!

joey'sGlock23
05-13-2004, 11:05
a linear particle accelerater assemby?

G29
05-13-2004, 12:37
YES!;f

engineer151515
05-13-2004, 20:58
I just love this thread....

Some things just don't get any better...

G33
05-14-2004, 08:24
1. Eng. has a classic avatar!
2. We had two great answers above.
3. Wonder when Da'Rabbi will try the move on G29 again?
Life is Good.
:)

samurairabbi
05-14-2004, 17:07
Originally posted by G33
3. Wonder when Da'Rabbi will try the move on G29 again?
Gotchya' wonderin', eh Gee-three-three? My subtly nuanced indirection campaign is taking effect! More on this after we count the take from this weekend's blowout.

G29
05-14-2004, 17:37
;)
;*
(G33/Rabbity/G29)

G33
05-14-2004, 17:45
^8

samurairabbi
05-14-2004, 20:20
Originally posted by G29
;)
;*
(G33/Rabbity/G29)
Me not Rabbi. Me Mongo.

Rabbi see quoted post, then Rabbi get "funny" look on face. Him say "Must go to endure punishment; OTHER Dung Cru members can count embezzled money", and then him wander off down access hall with what he call "elevated outlook on life". Mongo no understand. Punishment BAD! Why Rabbi look forward to it?

05-16-2004, 20:22
Cripes, this is what I get for working weekends! I missed all this fun stuff ;g ;g

Bullman
05-16-2004, 23:48
This is not going to be a problem my dear Mr. Still, I have the solution to your problem. Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) is in Iowa visiting relatives, there fore I am back to intermediate bachelor status for a while. What this adds up to for me is BEER. I am off on thursdays, fridays and saturdays right at the moment, soooooo.... I know some of that is weekend, but Thursday night is good for me, if you would like to consume some Barley Fizz Soda, just let me know;e

samurairabbi
05-17-2004, 20:47
Originally posted by sjstill
Cripes, this is what I get for working weekends! I missed all this fun stuff
Me Mongo; Rabbi still distracted.

Sjstill, if Bullman offer of Thursday night drunken revelry not sufficient by itself to cheer you up, stop by Lagoon on Wednesday evening for Official Hump Day celebration. Now THAT is party!

Mongo need advice from veteran 10-Ringers. Mongo offer to rescue Rabbi from G29/G33 punishment. Rabbi answer Mongo by threatening any intervening rescuer with really unseemly forms of physical mutilation if any rescue effort made. Mongo puzzled by such expression from Rabbi.

G33
05-17-2004, 23:29
Dear Mongo,
First, G29 wishes to thank you again for the crushed flowers you bring her. She says that is really sweet of you. You will like the chocolate ripple ice cream she brought back for you, special!

Second, Rabbi just needs his annual physical exam. He may not have been very clear on that point; he did seem a bit, how might I say, disoriented.

G29 worked very hard to wrap up her shooting schedule; she looked tired; but she assures you she will see you soonest. (Hope that explains the rather slutty alure in the photo?)

No need organize any rescue; I will handle that small chore...heh!
Kind of a tag-team event; Ox was too chicken to bite on the jello wrestling offer we made him. Ha!

My accountant is assisting with the books (if Rabbi thinks he is being abused, wait till he sees how we cooked his ledgers).

So, all in all, dear Mongo, all is in hand so to speak.
(Or out?)
G29 says you are Sweet!

Brasso
05-18-2004, 07:42
I'm positive I posted something in this thread...or did I?

engineer151515
05-18-2004, 09:26
Originally posted by G29
Honestly, I do have to work sometimes.;Q
....


I think I spotted some of your work.

Very well done.


It brings light to the dungeon. Obvoiusly, we can handle only so much at one time before we are blinded.



:cool:

G29
05-18-2004, 09:29
;f Hi Mongo sweetie!



















Like G33 looked any better...;Q
(Wonder why we never get photos of her, hum?)
And why is she always perky in the morning?;P

G33
05-18-2004, 09:45
...light to the dungeon...

G29
05-18-2004, 09:50
;n Monkey Girl!

G33
05-18-2004, 09:55
Rabbi likes me better!;f

G29
05-18-2004, 09:58
Not!!^5




















(Thank you Sir Eng.)
Welch is my hero; have you seen her yoga video at 50 years old; wow!

joey'sGlock23
05-18-2004, 11:21
I want my monkey back;T ;T

G33
05-18-2004, 12:40
Cover Girl...

G29
05-18-2004, 12:41
Egghead.

samurairabbi
05-18-2004, 16:37
Originally posted by G33
Rabbi likes me better!;f Originally posted by G29
Not!!^5
Originally posted by G33
Cover Girl...
Originally posted by G29
Egghead.
Me Mongo. Rabbi smuggle out message during intermission of punishment sessions. Him say: "Now now, you two. You must learn to SHARE your toys. Since right now I am the Senior Toy On Premises, you will have to practice your sharing using ME! Eat your hearts out, you lascivious 10-Ringers! (Pardon my redundancy)."

G33
05-18-2004, 19:09
Sexbot;f

G29
05-18-2004, 19:10
Brainiac;e

G33
05-18-2004, 19:22
Hi Mongo!

G29
05-18-2004, 19:28
Hi Sweet Mongo...








Hey K.
Back to the ToyBoy?

Bullman
05-18-2004, 19:28
Wow, rabbi must be some kind of....... to cause 33 and 29 to go after each other like this.... He should go on the lecture circuit, he could make millions, make the skim here look like chump change.;P

G33
05-18-2004, 19:39
B. OK! I found some new tools.;N

samurairabbi
05-18-2004, 20:49
Originally posted by G33
Sexbot;f
Originally posted by G29
Brainiac;e
Mongo promise: you two play nice together, Mongo take you for ice cream!

Bull, Mongo pass along your comment about lecture circuit to Rabbi. Rabbi less enthusiastic than Mongo expect. Rabbi say talk circuit notoriously fickle; ripping off 10-Ring for usual 39% have nice continuity. But him still appreciate your advice, even if him not follow it this time.

G33
05-19-2004, 03:20
Yum! Chocolate fudge.;K

G29
05-19-2004, 07:35
Rocky Road!!!
Yea...:cool:

G33
05-19-2004, 07:40
Hey Sleepyhead, after the ice cream, how about we go out to the Bay Condo and mess with the new pool guy?;N

G29
05-19-2004, 07:48
Jeez Energy-Rabbit!? Ice Cream OK. Rabbi looks like a pile of jello? Should we call EMS?

Can we take dear Mongo?

G33
05-19-2004, 07:55
Sure on Mongo.
Rabbi still has vital signs.
Tazz will take care of him.
(Our accountants are done, BTW.)
;z

See you at the ice cream shoppe...;f
Then the Bay.

G29
05-19-2004, 08:01
Okay.
Poor Rabbity...



Hey Mongo? Ready to go!;)




Hey K. Cell phone you.

G33
05-19-2004, 09:30
Roger B.

05-19-2004, 10:33
hmmm, I needed one of those for my ex-wife ;g

G33
05-19-2004, 12:37
;z
Kold Kate stirkes again.

05-19-2004, 13:04
More like Psycho Psally ;f

JPhule
05-19-2004, 14:20
Hello. Haven't been around since page 65. Thought I'd say hey.

G33
05-19-2004, 14:38
Hi!
BTW, you got the monkey!;f

engineer151515
05-19-2004, 14:51
joey'sGlock23 missed again!



Down in the dungeon, what do we call a missed monkey?


Not sure. All we can do is feel around in the dark.



Beer........ I could use a dark DosXX right about now.

Bullman
05-19-2004, 15:55
I haven't had the monkey in a while now.

I have been thinking about getting some Guiness and Bass and experimenting with the "Black and Tan" that I have been hearing about. Sounds tasty!;c

joey'sGlock23
05-19-2004, 17:43
^2

G33
05-19-2004, 19:03
"Not sure. All we can do is feel around in the dark."


;P ;f ;P ;f

Here I thought it was Mongo all this time?!

engineer151515
05-19-2004, 19:13
Indy ... why does the floor move?


;P

Bullman
05-19-2004, 21:30
Snakes..... why does have to be snakes.....

engineer151515
05-19-2004, 21:40
Asps ....

Very dangerous.....



You go first.

:)

samurairabbi
05-19-2004, 22:02
Mongo impressed. 10-Ringers know their classic movie dialogue.

Soon Rabbi be back to Dungeon for a short visit. Him talk about "frequent release program". Mongo not sure if this program is part of parole ... or part of punishment.

G33
05-19-2004, 22:59
Part of bi-polar treatment.;f

(Indy was the family dog...Woof.)
;z

I always wanted Harrison and Tia to do a "Indy/Relic Hunter Combo movie. Yum...better than choc.

G29
05-19-2004, 23:11
I was thinking Indy and Lara Croft.
But they would fight each other more than Indy and Relic.
Indy and Relic were both college profs.
Maybe Lara and Bond.


Makes my head hurt.
Mongo help?!

G33
05-19-2004, 23:14
Not sure Lady Croft is a team player?

engineer151515
05-21-2004, 12:08
Something has fallen through the grate and hit the floor of the dungeon with a "ping".


{scratch, scratch, shuffle}
{arm stretched to a small sliver of light}


It's a coin.


I wonder if this is part of the 10 ring embezzled money?



hmmmm


What can one buy in the Dungeon?


I better feel around........

getdown_glocker
05-21-2004, 12:32
I've been gone for awhile, and I thought that this thread was gone. It's gone many, many pages since I last saw it. ^3

samurairabbi
05-21-2004, 13:57
Originally posted by engineer151515
Something has fallen through the grate and hit the floor of the dungeon with a "ping".

It's a coin.


I wonder if this is part of the 10 ring embezzled money?
Mongo think not; only paper money in large denominations of interest to Dung Cru.

Wait! ... message just arrive from Rabbi. Him say: If coin is a COPPER 1943 U.S. Penny, then it belong to Dungeon operation.

05-21-2004, 19:01
Hmmm, found some '43 dated 45ACP Steel Cases at EC last week. Not quite the same, though ;g

Bullman
05-23-2004, 20:28
59000 views and we are still cookin here at 8:40 We really need to make this particular time of day some thing special, lets have a beer at 8:40 everyday, we at least get two beers that way;f ;c ;c

engineer151515
05-23-2004, 20:47
I'm late today, but I'm in.

Hard to tell time in the dungeon. Daylight / darkness / .... whatever.

I can get this computer thingy to ring at 8:40 and I'll drink to my adopted family.

Anyway .. this coin. I've been feeling about the face and I think its a token from the Biloxi casinos...

I feel a bet comming on :)

samurairabbi
05-24-2004, 21:08
Originally posted by Bullman
59000 views and we are still cookin here at 8:40 We really need to make this particular time of day some thing special, lets have a beer at 8:40 everyday, we at least get two beers that way
Mongo suggest a change to this proposal. Mongo think should have TWO beers at 8:40PM, instead ONE beer at AM and PM. Mongo think it inadvisable for hung-over 10-Ringers (pardon Mongo redundancy) to drink in morning after big Lagoon blowouts. Plus, thread IS named 8:40PM, not just 8:40

Bullman
05-24-2004, 22:20
Point well taken Mongo my good man, I was just thinking that maybe a little hair of the dog would be good for the hung over 10 ringers (pardon the redundancy). Since it is 8:40 p.m. 2 beers at that time is the ticket then. Cheers ;c ;c (I didn't get to drink them at 8:40 p.m.)

VN350X10
05-25-2004, 23:09
Been gone a while....had to read several pages to catch up on the latest bull....er profound happenings here at the 10 Ring. See that Joey missed the monkey again..oh well,
Anyhow, 'ol unk just got back from the soaking wet state of S.D.. Seems that they have had a drought out there for years, but when I try to go out to whack prarie dogs, they get the wettest May in over 40 years......

note to S.Rabbi....can we bill them for the water I delivered, under the heading of 10-Ring Miracles ? We could net the Lagoon commitee a tidy sum on this, & my kickbac....er....commision on this would cover my ammo expenditure for the trip.
The pdogs were so sparse as to make a 200 yd shot a close one, what with the overcast skies. They were far out of reach of even my mighty G20, KONG, as he's known, & I had to resort to my other favorite cal, the 220 Swift. Personal best was a 385 +/- as measured with a laser rangefinder, since none of the Lagoon beauties went with to pace off official yardages.

Hopefully, I didn't miss any parties or board meetings during my journyes, even thou we did look over some of the same turf first observed by Lewis & Clark.

May we now call this meeting to order & let the party get started!

best to all & good to be back,
your humble servant,

uncle albert

G33
05-28-2004, 15:36
Hi uncle!;f

samurairabbi
05-29-2004, 07:35
Originally posted by VN350X10 note to S.Rabbi....can we bill them for the water I delivered, under the heading of 10-Ring Miracles ? We could net the Lagoon commitee a tidy sum on this, & my kickbac....er....commision on this would cover my ammo expenditure for the trip.[/B]
Mongo here. Rabbi still off enjoying ... whoops! ENDURING ... G29/G33 punishment.

Me also welcome back Unk A from him's vacation.

Since Rabbi still "distracted", Mongo will comment on Unk's revenue idea. Mongo think charging for water not best thing in this circumstance. That turn 10-Ring into mere utility, and utility subject to state and local control; not real good way to have wild fun and make money.

Mongo offer two other ideas.

1) Get contract to provide beer, liquor, and other libations for South Dakota CELEBRATION of heavy rain. Mongo think this more our 10-Ring style.

2) 10-Ring operation can be AGENT for Unk A for booking him for public appearances and talk shows. Since him hero who brought much rain to parched South Dakota, Mongo think him will be in demand during summer. Dungeon Operation can handle this job. Unk A get MORE than just kickbac ... whoops! COMMISSION ... from revenue from this effort; would not be proper for Dung Cru to take majority of income from Unk A appearances. We just take usual 39%, and, since Unk A is SD hero and most worthy esteemed member of 10-Ring Penthouse establishment, him's travel expenses come out of Dung Cru cut of take!

G29
05-29-2004, 23:11
Sweet Mongo,
Dearest Rabbity will have to stay another 30 days to serve out his detention. He likes the Abu-Grab photo shoots?

G33 is off in the OAF section acting like a fluffer? Can that be right? Hard to tell.
Bye for now.;*

Bullman
05-30-2004, 00:08
This punishment is starting to appeal to me, I sure am missing Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey). Rabbi will probably come out of this all shrivled up like a raisen, ha ha ha, don't "hurt" him too bad.

Woo Hooo, a monkey for me!!!

engineer151515
05-30-2004, 09:45
It's 10:40 am on Sunday and I'm drinking to my 10Ring adopted family.

I think I was suppose to start 2 hours ago..but time is hard to judge in the Dungeon.

:)

samurairabbi
05-31-2004, 18:20
Originally posted by engineer151515
It's 10:40 am on Sunday and I'm drinking to my 10Ring adopted family.

I think I was suppose to start 2 hours ago..but time is hard to judge in the Dungeon.

:)
Mongo think it not vital to worry about ALL details. After all, as current country/western hit say: "It's five o'clock somewhere!"

Bullman
05-31-2004, 19:27
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Mongo think it not vital to worry about ALL details. After all, as current country/western hit say: "It's five o'clock somewhere!"

That is a wonderful plan, why didn't I think of it before, this would allow (in theory of course) 10 ringers to drink around the clock. I think that toasts in the appropriate langauge for the time zone in use might be neat. ;f

samurairabbi
06-01-2004, 16:29
Originally posted by Bullman
That is a wonderful plan, why didn't I think of it before, this would allow (in theory of course) 10 ringers to drink around the clock.
Theory? ... We don't need no steenkin' theory!

engineer151515
06-01-2004, 18:12
I think Bullman ment "steer-y" That rugged Bovine accent made it sound funny.

[shuffles in the darkness]

I've found a bottle

[holds up to sliver of light falling into the Dungeon]

Cruzan


Rum


From St. Croix.


Well, here's to the Caribbean ;c


hmmm

Still have my coin, too. I feel an itch to bet in Biloxi.

Bullman
06-01-2004, 19:13
I will just go with a poor choice of words. I don't want to go anywhere near "steery" I like the boys just where they are!

costanza187
06-02-2004, 20:33
i saw this thread mentioned in another thread, wow it has a lot of replies!

Glockerfella
06-02-2004, 20:35
;Q


<img src=http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v211/bgartman5/awesome1r.jpg>

samurairabbi
06-08-2004, 16:43
Mongo here. Rabbi be back later tonight. Rabbi say him no really want to leave Castle Anthrax punishment sessions, but him need to attend Dung Cru meeting about new amortization schedules for Lagoon fixtures. Rabbi always willing to sacrifice for good of 10-Ring.

engineer151515
06-08-2004, 21:10
I've been scratching around down here in the Dungeon.


There are works etched into the walls.


let me see.


"Drinking is only the beginning"



hmmmm



There's a great deal of wisdom in that. :)


[ping]


Oh darn.... I dropped my coin.......

Bullman
06-10-2004, 01:26
Did you ever just have one of those days? I just suggested to a fellow GTer that I was trying to work up a gun trade with that he ship me the gun and I will send him the money. DUH it's illegal for him to ship me the gun. I feel like such a mentally challanged rectum right now. (read dumbass)

samurairabbi
06-11-2004, 18:10
Originally posted by Bullman
Did you ever just have one of those days? I just suggested to a fellow GTer that I was trying to work up a gun trade with that he ship me the gun and I will send him the money. DUH it's illegal for him to ship me the gun. I feel like such a mentally challanged rectum right now. (read dumbass)
Bull, the formal scientific term for this condition is: Recto-Cranial Inversion. Don't sweat it too much; keeping track of all the firearms transit laws can be a pain.

tenmikemike
06-12-2004, 16:45
Reading this thread makes me feel like I have wakened in the Bizarro world!! I need my meds!!!

Bullman
06-12-2004, 22:29
Originally posted by tenmikemike
Reading this thread makes me feel like I have wakened in the Bizarro world!! I need my meds!!!

Have a few beers, it works for me;c ;c ;c ;c ;f

VN350X10
06-13-2004, 10:05
If the beers don't work, switch to a stronger medication.....like Crown Royal.
Besides, the purple bag is handy for picking up your empty 10MM brass at the range. Shows others that you have good taste in booze & calibers...




uncle albert

G29
06-13-2004, 22:14
Dearest Rabbity(DR) working to get the sand off:

G29
06-13-2004, 22:16
DR gets time off from the sand castle:

G29
06-13-2004, 22:18
Hi Mongo!
(Had to protect DR's ID.);P

G33
06-14-2004, 19:13
Beach Bunny!;f

VN350X10
06-14-2004, 22:27
Note to all Ten-Ringers here.....

Know S.Rabbi from various matches. Looks Nothing like the decoy.








MONGO !!!!!!!!!! PUT ME DOWN NOW..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




thank you.
Don't worry, I'm not going to tell everybody that the Rabbi looks more like a doberman than a cat......
and NO, stir frying the cat is out of the question......too many carbs.........

G29
06-15-2004, 02:02
Cranial Crusader!;e

Bullman
06-15-2004, 02:04
There are carbs in cat meat? I am going to feel bad now, I told Tigger before she went that she was going on to a better cause to help me lose weight;Q

samurairabbi
06-15-2004, 18:46
Originally posted by G29
Dearest Rabbity(DR) working to get the sand off:
Permit me to reassure the dimly conscious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) that I, samurai rabbi, will exert EVERY possible effort to uphold the honor of the 10-Ring by exerting ALL my conscious effort to the finding and removal of EVERY particle of sand that profanes the 10-Ring state of being by being improperly positioned on or around that which we admire and cherish. ONLY when EVERY particle of sand, no matter how infinitesimal, has been CAREFULLY located, evaluated, and removed, will I end this extended task which shows every possibility of occupying my COMPLETE attention, and (admittedly regretfully) return to the mundane aspects of finance, accounting, embezzling, and food and libation logistics. My loyalty to the 10-Ring Resort Facility DEMANDS this level of dedication and focus.

No, I am NOT willing to share this momentous task with any of the faithful!

Bullman
06-15-2004, 19:16
Originally posted by samurairabbi
No, I am NOT willing to share this momentous task with any of the faithful!


Stingy!

VN350X10
06-15-2004, 20:10
Dearest BullMan,
remember the good words of the great detective Charlie Chan, who said "Fortunately, murder of french wranguage not serious crime"....

In this same vein, lying to a cat is of no consequence, as the cat didn't believe you in the first place.


uncle albert

VN350X10
06-15-2004, 20:12
MONKEY AVALIABLE FOR LEASE:

Since the Rabbi is involved with other matters, inquire of Mongo.



......;z ;z ;l ;z ;z

samurairabbi
06-15-2004, 20:38
Originally posted by Bullman
Stingy!
Bull, your accusation may be valid, but I ask you to consider this: my selfishness will prevent your having to face the wrath of Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little Jersey).

Glockerfella
06-15-2004, 21:31
Why does the little man follow me?

Bullman
06-15-2004, 22:19
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Bull, your accusation may be valid, but I ask you to consider this: my selfishness will prevent your having to face the wrath of Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little Jersey).


Guess you have a point (on top of your head perhaps?). Guess there is no Mrs. Rabbi. >:(

samurairabbi
06-15-2004, 22:21
Originally posted by NoGlockYet
Why does the little man follow me?
Because he has not yet discovered the 10-Ring Facility partying.

G33
06-16-2004, 15:15
;n

VN350X10
06-16-2004, 17:03
But look at the bright side.......as long as he's following you, you WILL beat him to the more than ample 10-Ring libations !!


u.a.;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ......................

G29
06-16-2004, 17:05
^5
DR likes me best!

G33
06-17-2004, 01:00
Lagoon Lizard!:cool:







(Mongo is mine!)

G29
06-17-2004, 01:22
Ivorytower Iguana!;e






(Who will carry the limp DR?)

G33
06-17-2004, 14:42
;e







(Mr. Bull?)

engineer151515
06-17-2004, 14:58
Sand keeps falling through the ceiling bars into the dungeon (and onto my head).

I wonder what's happening up there?

Bullman
06-17-2004, 16:30
Originally posted by G33
(Mr. Bull?)


I suppose I could, it would be hard to resist a nice spinning cowboy crusher when someone is all limp like that, it really is fun to watch them fly through the air. But... to avoid conflict with Mongo (I know they are close) I will be nice and make it an easy ride for Rabbi, none of this ejection prior to the 8 second horn. ;f (I need a bull smiley, it I try to do it the old fashioned way it makes it look like my horns are on crooked >:)

samurairabbi
06-18-2004, 14:48
Originally posted by Bullman
(I need a bull smiley, it I try to do it the old fashioned way it makes it look like my horns are on crooked >:)
Bull, check these out: ':)' ":)" !:)! !:)! *:)*

06-18-2004, 15:05
I dunno, that last one looks like a reindeer or sumthin ;f ;f

Bullman
06-18-2004, 15:48
None of them really look Horny enough for me;f

G33
06-18-2004, 17:32
;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;z ;z ;z ;z


He said: horny....................
;N ;N ;N ;N

VN350X10
06-18-2004, 22:22
I would have to say that he appears to speak with some autority on the subject.......



"Beep beep, Beep beep, the horn went beep beep beep"


song...Little Nash Rambler
group...The Playmates

(hmmm, playmates, horny, ...endless possibilities here....)

;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z

Bullman
06-19-2004, 01:27
Well really, what do you call them after all? Cranial apendages? They are horns for goodness sakes. >:)

just needs a 90 degree turn to the right

G33
06-19-2004, 02:49
Hello big fellow; are those horns or are you just glad to see me?;f

G33
06-19-2004, 02:51
uncle strikes again!^c

G33
06-19-2004, 03:36
Much nicer photo of Sir Rabbi.

VN350X10
06-19-2004, 22:03
agreed....'mo better

G33
06-20-2004, 07:16
I like uncle!;)

G33
06-20-2004, 08:15
eng,

l, r, l, l, r, l, r, r, r, l, l, l,
coin

dark down there!
:)

P.S. hang in there.

Bullman
06-20-2004, 09:49
Originally posted by G33
Hello big fellow; are those horns or are you just glad to see me?;f

Always happy to see my friends here in the 10 ring entertainment facility. However, the fact that there are horns on my head and the fact I enjoy seeing you, are not related.;)

VN350X10
06-20-2004, 10:11
Bullman, I just gotta ask, did you have an ancient relative that wandered around a joint called the Labirynth (sp?)
If so, this would possibly explain your enjoyment of the recreational possibilities in the 10-Ring Dungeon. I personally enjoy the benifits of the Penthouse, but only because the dungeon is rather like my place of employment; I'm kept in the dark & have bovine excretement liberally sprinkled in my direction (no offense intended). I must admit however that the billiard table in the dungeon is in much better shape, as it's not used as a drink coaster nearly as much as the one in the penthouse. The Dung Crew doesn't set their drinks down for fear of not finding them in the dark !



;z ;c ;z ;c ;z ;c ;z ;c ;z ;c ;z

G29
06-20-2004, 11:51
Nice close-up of Dearest Rabbity with friend.


G33 is fishing; lost Rabbity!;f

G33
06-20-2004, 11:58
;z Cropped your pic!



And the one below....
(the one without a top? Want Rabbi back or it goes PUBLIC!);N

VN350X10
06-20-2004, 16:50
Hmm.....
Pic is much more desirable without Rabbi, despite how much we like him.

Anybody got a shot of Mongo ? I've heard that he's EXTREMELY camera shy. Only thing that scares Mongo is a Kodak !...;b ....

samurairabbi
06-21-2004, 18:47
Originally posted by G33
And the one below....
(the one without a top? Want Rabbi back or it goes PUBLIC!)
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

I have been monitoring the G29/G33 discord; I am grieved that I may be the cause of it. If this is the case, I will agree to expend ALL my available time in the sand removal effort from BOTH of these distinguished Penthouse occupants. If done properly, MY elevating, uplifting, and fulfilling effort might restore the normal karmic harmony to the 10-Ring Penthouse faithful.

I have an additional offer to make to the 10-Ringers who are observing this situation. I could disappear for a while, long enough to ensure execution of G33's threatened action. If the lascivious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) desire this outcome, just leave the Food/Libation elevator from the Kitchen to the Penthouse in the "standby" position after tonight's end-of-weekend supplemental blowout; I can handle my "disappearance" from there. I stand ever ready to make this sacrifice for the greater good of the 10-Ring.

VN350X10
06-21-2004, 19:24
O.K. Rabbi, if it's really necessary, it can probably be arranged for the ilustrious Mongo to cover for you (again!) But you're REALLY gonna owe him after this one, as I'm sure he was interested in assisting with the sand-removal project & resultant beach-scaping efforts, as I have it on good authority that the Swedish bikini team was going to assist, making sure that there was adequate sand for the entire project.
A personal O.K. from Mongo is of course required, but he can be most co-operative & accomidating when necessary.


u.a.;f

G33
06-21-2004, 22:59
Only known pic of Sweet Mongo.


Sir Rabbi, paragraph one or two above; not both.
Have shredder near galleys as we speak.;P

engineer151515
06-22-2004, 04:08
Originally posted by G33
eng,

l, r, l, l, r, l, r, r, r, l, l, l,
coin



I found it! Thanks.

There sure is a lot of sand down here.
:)

G33
06-22-2004, 05:17
hehehehe.............
Sir Rabbi...that tickles...;a ;d ^b

Bullman
06-22-2004, 05:51
Some of the goings on in here would embarass the average bovine.;P

samurairabbi
06-22-2004, 17:43
Originally posted by Bullman
Some of the goings on in here would embarass the average bovine.
My outlook: some of the goings on in here would INSPIRE the average bovine.

G33
06-22-2004, 18:37
hehehehehehehehehe...............
;J ;J ;J ;9 ;9 ;9 ;4



I think G29 and DR are trying to tease both ends?!




(Me hiding in basket.)

G29
06-22-2004, 19:06
Took us less than 24 hours to make her...spill the beans!;N

engineer151515
06-22-2004, 19:10
Everytime G29 shows up, the walls of the dungeon light up like sparkled gold.

Its really quite a sight. ............

G33
06-22-2004, 19:18
G29 here.
G33 is busy?
Left her puter on.
(Teach her to hack my photos!)


Eng15,
Thank you. You are too kind.
Kind of busy with the discipline.
DR and G33 are a hoot to watch.
Mongo, what next?;f

Bullman
06-22-2004, 19:36
Originally posted by samurairabbi
My outlook: some of the goings on in here would INSPIRE the average bovine.

I prefer to get my inspiration from Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little Jersey) I would think that this is a wise decision for bovine in the marital way.:) with horns

VN350X10
06-22-2004, 20:28
Possibly this year, we could arrange to throw a FAMILY oriented lagoon party; Would require the Swedish bikini team in modest attire & the majority of the 10-Ringers tranqualized, (not in their usual stupor, sorry) & a severe re-arranging of the surroundings for various reasons (turn the "rack" into a planter for the weekend?)but in this way, spouses could be invited, to convince them that the 10-Ring is a harmless diversion (fat chance that)
Perhaps Mongo would agree to help with the entertainment ? In this way, Mrs. Bullman wouldn't worry when Bullman wanders, however slightly, from the back 40 (how did 40 get into the 10-Ring?....is Bullman an agent on a secret mission? From where? for whom?to what end?did I just discover a hidden agenda here?)
GUARDS ! GUARDS ! CHECK FOR SECURITY LEAKS IMMEDIATELY !!!!!! URGENT !!!


back later....
u.a.:( :( ;m ;b :( ;b :( ;m ;m ;m

G33
06-22-2004, 20:43
;9 ;G ;N
If we turn the "X-frame" 90 Deg. on its side...?
Could be fun?
Family...yes, like the Adams Family Values.;f
Excellent!
Mongo...

Eddie C.
06-22-2004, 20:46
peep;)

Bullman
06-22-2004, 21:37
Uncle Albert, rest assured that "the back 40" is merely a land measurement (40 acres). If I had a real job or a cut of the skim, I could maybe afford a whole quarter section, but that is a retirement dream. Let me put your fears to rest, the 10mm is where my pistol caliber loyalties lie. Any usage of 40 caliber has been forced upon me by "Da Man" ( a boss who has no concept of what real power is all about and..... save that rant for later).

G33
06-22-2004, 22:47
Eddie.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!
My hero!
He found me!
;3 ;F :ladiesmn: ^5

Eddie C.
06-23-2004, 05:40
Originally posted by G33
Eddie.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!
My hero!
He found me!
;3 ;F :ladiesmn: ^5



Hiya cutie! I knew you were around here somewhere. I said "Eddie, just look where the action is!" I was right. Hahaha! Eddie;3

G29
06-23-2004, 18:52
;T ;T
See! She is all over Mongo and DR one minute...and poof...next minute she is over to Eddie? What a ball of energy G33 is.
I told you guys many pages back that she is a hoot!
^4 ^4
^5 ^5

G33
06-24-2004, 08:10
Hey B.
Have you seen the new pool guy at condo 3?
Woof!
Want to go?;f

Eddie C.
06-24-2004, 08:26
Originally posted by G33
Hey B.
Have you seen the new pool guy at condo 3?
Woof!
Want to go?;f





;z ^c

G29
06-24-2004, 12:48
That cute? OK Friday...3-day weekend. Road trip! Yea!
;a

















Mongo, see you Monday.
;)

samurairabbi
06-24-2004, 15:40
Originally posted by VN350X10
O.K. Rabbi, if it's really necessary, it can probably be arranged for the ilustrious Mongo to cover for you (again!) But you're REALLY gonna owe him after this one, as I'm sure he was interested in assisting with the sand-removal project & resultant beach-scaping efforts, as I have it on good authority that the Swedish bikini team was going to assist ...

A personal O.K. from Mongo is of course required, but he can be most co-operative & accomidating when necessary.


u.a.
Me not Rabbi; me Mongo.

Mongo think Unkle Al not fully comprehend subtle nuances of Dungeon operation and protocol. Mongo WILLINGLY cede G29/G33 sand removal operation completely to Rabbi! Rabbi has perfected sand removal operation which use silk square, rose petals, feather, ultra-soft artist's brush, and warm massage oil, along with him's "special touch", which make subjects "really mellow". Mongo specialize IN "other" items to keep G29 and G33 happy. That is strength of Dungeon operation: everyone stick to specialty! Mongo know G29 and G33 will have really great time with cabana boy from condo 3; Rabbi have the two of them really whipped up for major action!

Eddie C.
06-24-2004, 16:56
Originally posted by G29
That cute? OK Friday...3-day weekend. Road trip! Yea!
;a







Mongo, see you Monday.
;)




Damn! We lose all the cute girls to the pool guys. I hate when that happens!;U :( :cool: ;e ;f ;a

samurairabbi
06-24-2004, 17:05
Originally posted by Eddie C.
Damn! We lose all the cute girls to the pool guys. I hate when that happens!
Eddie, look at it from a different angle: treat it as a transient 3-day sub-lease, with lease-back arrangements at termination of the out-sourced schedule period. After all, we ARE the 10-Ring; that will always be a major attraction to ALL the 10-Ring faithful.

I suggest you do a 3-day mellow-out period at the lagoon. Treat the G29/G33 3-day road trip as an opportunity to savor some OTHER subtly nuanced opportunities the 10-Ring Facility can offer.

Eddie C.
06-24-2004, 17:38
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Eddie, look at it from a different angle: treat it as a transient 3-day sub-lease, with lease-back arrangements at termination of the out-sourced schedule period. After all, we ARE the 10-Ring; that will always be a major attraction to ALL the 10-Ring faithful.

I suggest you do a 3-day mellow-out period at the lagoon. Treat the G29/G33 3-day road trip as an opportunity to savor some OTHER subtly nuanced opportunities the 10-Ring Facility can offer.


Thanks samurai. I need to be talked in from the ledge sometimes.;) ;f

Bullman
06-24-2004, 20:26
I just had to stop in and let you all know that I scored 90560 POINTS!!!! on Ms. Pacman tonight during our nightly Ms. Pacman tournament. Mrs. Bullman ( that svelte little jersey ) was quite pleased that I had set the high score house record today and there is talk of some sort of "reward" for it.;f

G33
06-24-2004, 22:47
Road Trip!
^5^5^5








Remember guys, we only like them for...

G29
06-24-2004, 23:20
Road trip.
;+ ;+ ;+








...the cabana caboose!;G

samurairabbi
06-25-2004, 19:22
Originally posted by G29
Road trip.
;+ ;+ ;+
Enjoy your trip. Remember your cover story: ... Fawn Liebowitz ... kiln explosion ... making you a pot ...

VN350X10
06-25-2004, 22:25
Bad week at real job....boss still alive only because I haven't found a loophole to permit killing the ...............(fill in blanks) salespeople seem to be running the show....not good. The Almighty must LOVE stupid people because he (she) created sooooo many of them. Either that, or I'm really dead & as such will be surrounded by incompetents for all eternity. This will be my personal hell. Need subtlty (sp) refresher training....need Crown Royal & ice, both in massive amounts. Massage from Swedish bikini team might also be in order. Have no interest at this time in assisting sand-reclamation project. need sleepppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

must try to remain calm; panic is the sure sign of a weak will. Please consider this as my reservation request for a nice, padded cell in the dungeon, preferably on the lowest level, so as to prevent my falling & injuring myself further. Ceiling fan not necessary, but a/c would be appreciated, also a non-smoking room if possible.
thank you,
uncle....;g .;m

Bullman
06-25-2004, 23:06
Uncle,

You sound like a candidate for the Whiskey Tsunami room. It is a water bed (manned by the bikini team of course) and there is a few liter bottles of crown in an ice chest beside the bed, hooked up to a hose so all you have to do when you feel the need is take a pull on that house to give yourself pure kentucky bourbon flavor. (dunno if Crown is made in Kentucky, don't drink it myself, but it sounded good). I have heard Rabbi mention plenty of times that it is a room where one can retreat and relax into total oblivion. Enjoy.;f

VN350X10
06-26-2004, 17:01
Total oblivian sounds like what I am in need of at this time.
It would also be a great name for a rock group.




so point me in the direction of the room already......thanks



uncle;a ....;a ....;a ....;a

Bullman
06-26-2004, 21:23
It is right over there between Rabbi's suite and "The Chamber", hmmmmmm, what an odd coincidence;f

engineer151515
06-26-2004, 21:27
[thump]

Ooowww





I just bumped into a wall




;e

Bullman
06-26-2004, 21:50
Engineer, I have noticed you have some trouble seeing, haven't you been in the dungeon long enough for your eyes to become acustomed to the torch light? You know, I have found that Juicing is a wonderful source of vitamins, I have this Jack LaLayne Juicer and Carrot Juice is just the ticket for improving your night vision for life down here. Just a thought:)

engineer151515
06-28-2004, 21:07
ummmmm

carrot juice.


good....

Bullman
06-28-2004, 21:09
Well, it is a little better if you throw a little apple in there to sweeten it up. ;f

VN350X10
06-28-2004, 22:13
Uncle is back, feeling MUCH better now, great weekend, bowling pin shoot, USPSA match, proving again the superiorority of Glocks over lesser firearms....
Many hours of relaxation in Tsunomi room, thanks for suggesting it Bullman, it was time well spent
Crown Royal by Seagrems is one of the few good things to come out of Canada eh'. Almost good enough to offset Para-Ord !
Now back to the surface to help with whatever it is that needs helping; The Rabbi is still engaged in the sand-reclamation project, near as I can tell....lots of noise & activity coming from his area of the Dungeon........




uncle albert...:) .;c ;c ;c .:)

samurairabbi
06-30-2004, 18:13
Originally posted by VN350X10
Now back to the surface to help with whatever it is that needs helping; The Rabbi is still engaged in the sand-reclamation project, near as I can tell....lots of noise & activity coming from his area of the Dungeon........

Appreciate the offer of help, Uncle, but the G29/G33 sand reclamation project is MY bailiwick. It is proceeding at a stately measured pace; work with the rose petals, feather, and ultra-soft artist's brush cannot be rushed under ANY circumstances!

engineer151515
06-30-2004, 19:48
Its 8:40 pm


I drink carrot juice / vodka mixes to my 10Ring adopted family.


I'm not sure this mix is helping my night vision but I am seeing a few more floating circles. :)


Hey... there's sand in this drink..

engineer151515
07-01-2004, 20:35
2222 REPLIES


I'll want to post 151515 replies too.

:)

VN350X10
07-01-2004, 21:56
Ah, Dear Rabbi,
You mis-read my intentions...Was refering to whatever needed helping back on the surface, not in the deep, dark recesses of the Dungeon.
I wouldn't dream of interfering with your sand project. Fantacize, perhaps, but dreaming is completely out of the question, as I'm really not much good when it comes to feathers, rose petals, etc.
Am currently busy anyhow, engaged in constructing props for the USPSA Area #5 Three Gun Match, coming up on the Planet Michigan.
Poppers that will withstand rifle fire seem to be a rare item, so uncle is constructing suitable ones. This is the type of "real" work that uncle does on the surface. I've been fabricating steel for about 45 years !!!!!!!!!!(been a shooter for 47)
Anyhow, back to the lab.........


uncle albert ;z
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Bullman
07-02-2004, 02:46
Originally posted by engineer151515
2222 REPLIES


I'll want to post 151515 replies too.

:)

151515....hmmmmm Well me boyo, we better get crackin cause we have a ways to go.

I have noticed in another forum that they endeavor to reach 10000 posts in a thread, they are even gaining ground on 8:40 p.m. except they could never match the content we have here.;)

engineer151515
07-02-2004, 07:08
I would agree. 10Ring members bring considerable depth and meaning to this thread. The reference to 151515 posts is really an expressed wish for our continued, long term commune and appreciation for the finer things in life. If I may be so bold to speak, as an adopted member of the 10Ring family, we are in no hurry. The beauty is in the journey and we walk at our own pace.

See ... you guys are having an effect on me.

:)


And ................ got the MONKEY!

klmmicro
07-02-2004, 08:53
Ahhhh, it is indeed in the content that we begin to understand the true meanings of our perceptions. It is a great pleasure to participate in such great endeavor!

samurairabbi
07-03-2004, 07:56
Originally posted by engineer151515
The beauty is in the journey and we walk at our own pace.
Most gracefully and elegantly phrased, Monkeyman! Your wisdom will surely supercede one of my favorite sayings: "If you don't care where you are going, then ANY path will take you there!"

I counsel showing SOME sympathy to those pathetically lost souls who believe a 10,000 post thread must be an objective of their existence. They clearly lack the perceptive 10-Ring insight into life's pleasures: savoring the subtle nuances of a quality beer, a fine wine, a superb meal, a properly paced 3-day blowout, a tastefully performed sand removal operation, or the gracefully winding path the beer delivery trucks must take to avoid the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) that occupy seemingly random positions on the 10-Ring Facility approach drive.

Bullman
07-03-2004, 09:25
Originally posted by samurairabbi
savoring the subtle nuances of a quality beer


mmmmmmm Beer, it would be nice to be sipping on a Cold Leinenkugels right now, or maybe even a Black and Tan

Life is too short to drink convenience store water;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

hile
07-03-2004, 09:58
mmmmm beer
too bad I have to go put up with family types today.

VN350X10
07-03-2004, 21:39
A shooting buddy's little girl remarked at an informal get-together at his place once "Beer is Good Food"
She was about 4 at the time, now about 9 & a Life NRA member.
Out of the mouths of Babes.....

perhaps a next generation 10-Ringer...151515 is a real possibility of posts with this happening..
We are the people that our parents warned us about?

HAPPY 4th of JULY EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


u.a.

Bullman
07-03-2004, 22:11
I sure do miss not having some pop bottle rockets around. They are the only thing I have more fun shooting than a 10mm. It is a wonder I didn't put someone's eye out as a child with those things, I was a terror, probably why they outlawed them in Oklahoma when I was just a young calf out on the open range;f

Bullman
07-09-2004, 19:46
Man, I need to twist off! ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

I just found out there is a drink limit too, Can't put up a case of beer in your post.

VN350X10
07-10-2004, 14:40
tech help here....

;c(party ball);c(party ball);c(party ball)



how much you need ?????????




u.a.

Bullman
07-10-2004, 14:53
Hmmm, not to bad. Does the dungeon crew employ anybody with enough computer savy to create a Keg smiley?

samurairabbi
07-17-2004, 09:05
Originally posted by Bullman
Does the dungeon crew employ anybody with enough computer savy to create a Keg smiley?
Bull, please forgive my tardiness in responding to your administrative inquiry. The G29/G33 sand removal operation has demanded most of my available time; I think you will agree that keeping them mellow and content is a vital mission in the 10-Ring purpose in life.

Creating a keg smiley is indeed a noble action, but, curiously enough, the Dungeon Crew is disallowed from doing so! The Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Operational Responsibility Allocation Protocols SPECIFICALLY limit the Dungeon Crew activity in the "Beer" category classification to the lowly servile areas of logistics, encompassing finding suppliers of the brands desired by the exalted 10-Ring membership, accepting delivery from these suppliers, paying the invoices received from these suppliers, proper temperature control of the product, distribution of the product within the 10-Ring facility, and proper removal of the bottles, steins, boots, etc., when the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) have completed consumption of the product. All CREATIVE aspects of the Beer Operation are specifically reserved to the Penthouse residents! Creation of so noble an artifact as a beer keg smiley must therefore be reserved to the Penthouse faithful, lest the karmic harmony of the 10-Ring Facility be disrupted.

To have the Dungeon Crew implement a beer keg smiley would require an amendment to the aforementioned protocols; this would be difficult to obtain. Such an amendment would have to be approved by a role-call vote in a formal 10-Ring Board Meeting. Such a vote would require the 10-Ring Board to have a SOBER quorum present at the actual time of the vote. This, I think you will agree, would be an enormous impediment to such an approval.

VN350X10
07-17-2004, 11:54
"Sober Quorum"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Samurirabbi make big funny, no?











u.a. ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;c

Bullman
07-18-2004, 13:46
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Bull, please forgive my tardiness in responding to your administrative inquiry. The G29/G33 sand removal operation has demanded most of my available time; I think you will agree that keeping them mellow and content is a vital mission in the 10-Ring purpose in life.

It is quite alright, I realize the importance of a keg smiley, which really is a luxury I can do without, is small compared to such a project as the sand removal operation. I have noticed lately here in the dungeon when I do see you (you have been making yourself pretty scarce) you appear to be somewhat haggard. We wouldn't want you to over do it now, so if you need any help...... please feel free to call upon us, you know, engineer, uncle albert, joey, and mongo and of course, myself. We would be more than happy to help you in anyway possible;f

G33
07-18-2004, 20:12
Hi!:)
(G29 is just dead on her feet...)
;z

But as the hairdresser once said, "Honey, I can tease all your ends!"
So back to spanking Da Rabbi.
;a ;a ;a

samurairabbi
07-18-2004, 21:41
Originally posted by Bullman I have noticed lately here in the dungeon when I do see you ... you appear to be somewhat haggard. We wouldn't want you to over do it now, so if you need any help...... please feel free to call upon us, you know, engineer, uncle albert, joey, and mongo and of course, myself. We would be more than happy to help you in anyway possible
Originally posted by G33

So back to spanking Da Rabbi.
Bull, I appreciate your concern about my welfare, but the haggard appearance you have noted is in no way objectionable to me. The Python gang expressed it best: "I don't WANT to be rescued!" If this circumstance changes, I would, of course, welcome the distinguished 10-Ring assistance you have offered, but ... ... ... don't hold your breath.

G33
07-20-2004, 10:50
G29 is still out like a light.;P



So here is a shot of the sand-removal project:


Run away....;a

07-20-2004, 14:19
Originally posted by G33
G29 is still out like a light.;P



So here is a shot of the sand-removal project:


Run away....;a

Holy Glock-a-moley ;P ;P ;P ;f

engineer151515
07-20-2004, 14:25
Originally posted by G33
G29 is still out like a light.;P



So here is a shot of the sand-removal project:


Run away....;a


Certainly a delicate operation. Requires the steadiest of hands.

Supreme concentration.

samurairabbi
07-20-2004, 18:41
Originally posted by G33
So here is a shot of the sand-removal project:

Run away...
IMPORTANT 10-RING INVESTIGATORY SERVICES ANNOUNCEMENT

I believe G33 is trying to run a con job on us! While the lascivious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) are vulnerable to such wiles, your ever vigilant Dungeon staffers are invulnerable to such an attempt to slip one by us.

After our (admittedly lengthy) contemplation of G29's features in the photo was completed, we began to become aware of other aspects of the composition that raised a spectre of suspicion in our (possibly still distracted) minds.

1) The greenish tint to G29's skin tones in the picture seem to indicate THIS sand removal operation is being performed under harsh florescent lighting, which is noted for its unflattering illumination of the human figure. In the 10-Ring Facility, there is NO SUCH LIGHTING, for specifically this reason.

2) Our close scrutiny of the picture reveals NO rose petals, NO ultra-soft artist brushes, and NO feathers! This clearly indicates that the pictured sand removal operation is not a Dungeon-sanctioned event.

3) There are NO beer glasses or wine goblets anywhere in view! Such a circumstance could NEVER occur in the 10-Ring Resort Facility.

My conclusion: G33 is showing us a G29 Sand Removal Operation performed by an outfit OTHER THAN a sanctioned Dungeon / Penthouse provider! Why such an action would be done by G33 is a mystery; I shall attempt to determine this purpose during the "Chamber Punishment" sessions for which I am scheduled over the next few days. I hope the 10-Ringers appreciate my willingness to sacrifice myself to illuminate this mystery.

Eddie C.
07-20-2004, 18:48
Originally posted by G33
G29 is still out like a light.;P



So here is a shot of the sand-removal project:


Run away....;a



Looks like fun!;)



















;f ;f ;f

engineer151515
07-20-2004, 20:41
Originally posted by samurairabbi
IMPORTANT 10-RING INVESTIGATORY SERVICES ANNOUNCEMENT

...........

3) There are NO beer glasses or wine goblets anywhere in view! Such a circumstance could NEVER occur in the 10-Ring Resort Facility.

.........


;P


I'm stunned.

How could this happen?

I will have to drink heavily to recover from this shock to my system.

I will begin immediately.

;V

VN350X10
07-20-2004, 23:32
Dearest Rabbi,
As I'm committed (or should be!) to making an apperance on the planet Mich. this weekend, I shall endeavor to help the investigation of this SEVERE breach of 10-Ring protocol, by scanning as I pass thru the time-space continoum (sp) in an effort to dislodge or asertain the person or persons responsible for this massive affront to 10-Ring sensibilities, both the notorious LACK of alcohol, & the un-dignified, blatent rip-off of the PROPER 10-Ring Sand Reclamation Project.
No rose petals or feathers indeed! That borders on non-drunken debauchery ! Heretics !!!!!!

A complete report will be filed with Mongo upon my return, and made
avaliable to those with proper authorization & clearance as necessary.


uncle albert;z ;c ;c ;c

G33
07-22-2004, 15:36
Classic bait and switch...












(Dear Mongo, That should keep them busy looking for Waldo for several weeks! K.)

Eddie C.
07-22-2004, 18:18
Originally posted by G33
Classic bait and switch...












(Dear Mongo, That should keep them busy looking for Waldo for several weeks! K.)



Did I mention I don't see all that well and find things with the Braille method.;)





















;f ;f ;f

07-22-2004, 18:23
Ahhh, brings back mam, er, memories of Basic Training, June 1978. Drill Instructor had a Cowboys Cheerleader poster up in his office, and we squad leaders always seemed to 'have' to have a meeting in there most every evening.... ;f