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wabash
01-10-2001, 17:28
?

http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/wink.gif

Tazz10m
01-11-2001, 05:38
oooooooooook...

so like maybe we are in some sort of time/space/data reality warp or something...

Skevlar... have you been playing with the WarpMaster again??? I told you that thing is dangerous... didnt i tell you to not point that thing at anything you don't want to destroy?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

skevlar
01-11-2001, 09:50
Had nothing to do with this "post", what so ever. Don't appreciate my handle being stuffed in here either. Perhaps "wabash" is the one who should be providing an explanation?

G29
01-11-2001, 19:00
I was never there...

Glockeneger
01-11-2001, 19:23
ma I enoz pleh!!!! kcolg 02!! bzzzzzz Come in " Ok that is better. Like I was saying. maybe this is a message from the other dimension where the 10mm reigns supreme. Hello We hear you and agree 10mm or go home!! Holy crap there are black helicopters out side! Im out of herrr.....

wabash
01-11-2001, 22:13
this thread was already in existence when I wandered into the 10 ring. it was empty, and I posted to see what would happen, like Fredalso.

"skevlar"'s "handle" "was" "already" "on" "it". http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/icons/icon21.gif

<A HREF="http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Forum22/HTML/000861.html">third schapp!</A>

skevlar
01-12-2001, 10:11
None the less you are listed as the "Author". When will this dead end be removed?

Tamara
01-12-2001, 10:39
Come now. The 10-Ring has hosted some of the best Non Sequitir threads on GT. Hopefully Samurairabbi will be along momentarily to really liven this one up.

(BTW, skevlar, the threads with garbled data in the topic list seem to be created from replies posted right as the system goes down for one reason or another. Seen it happen a couple of times before; your reply gets stuck in a forum seemingly at random with the time in the "topic" field and none of the text saved. This is, I believe, an "undocumented feature" of the software. What us non-IT folks call a "bug".)

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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LAVE!

ExBoss
01-12-2001, 10:58
Well, since you mentioned it:


If a sugar glider is not tame when acquired, time, patience, and gentle frequent training sessions will eventually allow bonding of the glider to its owner. Gliders adore being near their owners, inside a shirt (hint wear two shirts and let the glider hang out between them, or else their claws will tickle or scratch!) or in a pocket. They will be lovely companions, who view you as an equal. Sugar gliders do not respond at all to punishment or domination, so treat them with respect, gentleness and understanding, and you will be rewarded with a devoted companion!

wabash
01-12-2001, 12:06
Originally posted by skevlar:
None the less you are listed as the "Author".

one of several authors in this thread, perhaps.

My theory is that I am the *last* person to post, so my post is at the top. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/wink.gif

<A HREF="http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Forum22/HTML/000861.html">Boy, this really takes me back!</A>

Tazz10m
01-12-2001, 15:14
Wabash did it... get a rope!

Tam, ya think maybe it involves fuzzy logic and so maybe it's a fuzzy bug? I think fuzzy bugs are kinda fun! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

gigoondo man 10
01-12-2001, 15:21
Anyone, Anyone, Bueller?

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"Retreat hell, we just got here!". Chesty Puller

01-12-2001, 18:12
Do not attempt to change your picture. WE are in control of the horizontal...WE are in control of the vertical...

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There is comfort in consistency - Get a Glock!
10 Ring #1789
Big Dawg #594

PO 17,19,20,21,22,23,24,31,32,34 and 35

skevlar
01-13-2001, 05:15
Originally posted by Tamara:
Come now.

That means absolutely nothing to me.

wabash
01-13-2001, 08:55
<A HREF="http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Forum22/HTML/000861.html">Simmah down naaah!....simmaah.....down.......nahhh!</A>

Tazz10m
01-13-2001, 09:39
You click one click of your mouse on a virtual button, virtually moving as if you actually pressed a real one with your finger... there is a frozen moment... a hesitation... followed by a blink and a portal is opened... a window... where spelling is critical... crucial... where spelling plays with your eyes... plays with your mind...you are in a place full of choices... topics... some seemingly familiar... some seamingly twisted... you choose one... another button... another clique... preceded by another blink... a flash... another window appears... opens... a portal.......into The 10 Ring Zone...

Du di du doo du di du doo du di du doooooooo... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

ExBoss
01-13-2001, 20:20
Today's idea: "Skeet golf". Discuss.

Tazz10m
01-13-2001, 21:56
BOOM!!!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tamara
01-13-2001, 23:31
ExBoss,

That'd give a whole new meaning to "18 holes"... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Glockeneger
01-14-2001, 08:02
This post kind of fits in with that show Twin Peaks remember that one? Funny it should happen in the 10 ring. Since the FBI character in the show packed a 1006. Since we are in a paranormal room. The radio just announced a big foot sighting by some backpackers? What's up with that? Don't you think a bare footed primate would get cold feet in the snow? Ill get back to you with more details.

G29
01-14-2001, 08:44
Sorry, I did not think they saw me.........

TKM
01-14-2001, 18:49
Just checked with the Naval Observatory and all I can say is "Wrong, wrong, wrong." Aside from that, there is an outfit called L & G Weaponry that makes a golfball firing attachment for your AR. 500 yards from the white tees if you use a blank cartridge. Big Fun!!!!! (don't let your dumbass buddies see what happens if you shoot at a tree, it's bad luck.) Makes your short game a lot more interesting than usual.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

ExBoss
01-14-2001, 19:43
Just what do they do at the naval observatory, anyway? Compare "innies" to "outies"? Check for lint?

wabash
01-14-2001, 20:15
well, right now I think Naval Observatory personnel are helping a certain vice-president pack. <A HREF="http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Forum22/HTML/000861.html">he's going home.</A>

http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/icons/icon21.gif

samurairabbi
01-15-2001, 03:23
-- If I exist, then why am I reading this thread?
-- Oh well! I think I will increase my 10-Ring fund embezzlement rate to 39%; it will help pass the time.

Glockeneger
01-15-2001, 15:45
Ok I got more on the Bigfoot story. Two hikers were hiking up Mount Baker When suddenly they heard this noise. They described it as mmmmmmmm Go figure. They said it had a bad smell and was hiding among the trees watching their every move. The hikers pretended they didn't see it. Hiking a little quicker The one hiker decided to pull out his Glock 29. Not that he would shoot it in any way unless attacked. Any ways The Hikers continued down the trail Stopping at a creek. Some how the Creature got ahead of them. Stunned they hid behind a rock. The creature grabbed a fish out of the icy water looked up at them let out a loud scream. It then repeatedly slapped the fish against a tree. Like it was pissed off or something. After that it took off. The hikers never saw the creature again. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/wink.gif

samurairabbi
01-15-2001, 16:13
What size shoe does Bigfoot wear?

samurairabbi
01-15-2001, 16:30
Conspiracy theories:
- "racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar"
- Nobody named Smith has ever run in any Indy 500.
I apologize for making two consecutive posts on a thread; this places me in violation of the Code for Caliber Repartee. I think the dungeon drugs are subverting my brain. Fortunately, I am still able to keep multiple sets of books for the 10-Ring facilities.

skevlar
01-15-2001, 18:11
Troll? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Forum13/HTML/014886.html



[This message has been edited by skevlar (edited 01-15-2001).]

ExBoss
01-15-2001, 18:41
In Australia, do CD-ROM drives spin backwards?

Tazz10m
01-16-2001, 16:17
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tamara
01-16-2001, 17:17
Paul is dead.

I am the Walrus.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

AirTech
01-16-2001, 17:32
Happiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

AirTech

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G17 & G21
Big Dawg #693

Glockeneger
01-16-2001, 18:00
Natives call him Squach Snatch. Ummm you know Bigfoot. This subject got me freaked out!!! Can't leave room Fear I can see Mount Baker from window poor hikers! Fish! Run Run arrrrrggggg let me out of here!!

Ok Bye......

Steve Koski
01-16-2001, 18:56
Driew.

LiveFire
01-17-2001, 07:11
Uhhh... I seem to have been sucked into a non-existent thread in the space-time continuum.

Auntie Em!?!?

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'You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean.' -- Stevie Ray Vaughan

Proud NRA Member
Big Dawg #678.
G36
G21

samurairabbi
01-17-2001, 11:41
Event schedule for the 10-Ring Training Facility for Friday, February 30:
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8PM: Philosophical dissertation on the subtle nuances of non-existant threads in the space/time continuum.
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9PM: Intergalactic kegger

samurairabbi
01-17-2001, 17:18
MMA10,
Now you must endure the punishment at Castle Anthrax!

Glockeneger
01-17-2001, 18:49
To get back to reality should one take the RED pill, or the BLUE. Where exactly is castle Anthrax? There seems to be no maps in this dimensional place.

ExBoss
01-18-2001, 05:35
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle.

samurairabbi
01-20-2001, 16:28
Decision of the moderators in the ultimate disposition of this thread will be final unless shouted down by a really overwhelming majority of the contributors present. Anarchists Unite!

Tazz10m
01-20-2001, 18:27
I see said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tamara
01-23-2001, 07:03
Dyslexic Anarchists Untie!

ExBoss
01-23-2001, 07:04
Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who laid awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

[This message has been edited by ExBoss (edited 01-23-2001).]

BB
01-23-2001, 07:50
There is no spoon...
Is there a 10-Ring?

Tazz10m
01-24-2001, 14:26
Is this the place to look for lost socks?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Genso
01-24-2001, 16:57
Only in the 10-ring.

Tackle violence whenever you see it.

Q-Ball
01-24-2001, 17:09
ZORT ZORT ZORT
Augghhhhhh
42 42 42.
>>>>ERROR<<<<<
Bugger off,, 1the micethemicet6
>>>>RESET<<<<

samurairabbi
01-25-2001, 12:18
--- IMPORTANT NOTICE ---
Schedule change for the 10-Ring facility for Friday, February 30:
-- The 8PM philosophical dissertation on the subtle nuances of non-existant threads in the space/time continuum has been cancelled. The guest lecturer has apparently landed a hot date.
-- The 9PM kegger will still take place.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

[This message has been edited by samurairabbi (06/31/1980) because my small, deeply dist

ExBoss
01-25-2001, 12:29
Today's Safety Topic:

"Know your target."

Does this mean I should introduce myself, maybe chat a bit, and then open fire?

Glockeneger
01-25-2001, 16:50
Hey what is that written on the wall?

Beware of the AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Quick get the holy hand granade!

Glockeneger
01-25-2001, 16:54
Hey what is that written on the wall?

You have entered the lair of the AAAAAaaaaaa!!!!!!! What is it? No no you must be reading it wrong. YOu have entered the lair of the Arrrrrrggggaaaaa!!

Monty python.

samurairabbi
01-26-2001, 14:41
I feel the urge to post a sensible dignified message on this thread. SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

[This message has not been edited by samurairabbi (10/01/80)]

Glockeneger
01-26-2001, 15:26
Remember the riddle of steel?

What is the riddle of Glock?

wabash
01-26-2001, 22:36
If I don't remember the riddle of steel, does the other <A HREF="http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Forum22/HTML/000861-2.html">question</A> still apply http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/icons/icon31.gif


[This message has been edited by wabash (edited 01-27-2001).]

Q-Ball
01-27-2001, 03:28
I second MMA's motion and move that it be brought for a vote. I do not, under any forseeable set of circumstances, wish to see Tazz in a skimpy two peice, Tamara, now thats another story http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif, but not Tazz.
SR:
Do us a favor and drop the embezzlement back to 30% for Feb. so that we can pop for some good beer this time. If I show up and see 5 kegs of Milwaukees Best, this time "YOU GONNA HAVE SOME SPLIANING TO DO".


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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Glockeneger
01-27-2001, 09:08
To be honest I was hoping some one would make something up. The riddle of steel was from Conan. It was something like "Crush your enemies see them drawn before you and that is as far as I remember. Now the riddle of Glock well that's up to the creative Glockers.

samurairabbi
01-27-2001, 14:00
Q-Ball,
-- Your request for a temporary reduction in the standard 10-Ring fund embezzlement rate is a reasonable one; I will comply with it. The dungeon staff was looking for a break, anyway.
-- Choice of beer for the kegger has NEVER been in my jurisdiction, however; it has always been Tazz's call. I choose the wine, Tazz chooses the beer. Talk to him.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

[This message has not been edited by samurairabbi (10/01/80)]

Tazz10m
01-27-2001, 15:30
Hey Sammi, that "Tazz in a two piece" ploy worked well! I knew that would get everybodies attention!

Ok now, relax everyone, the only two piece anyone is ever going to see me get into is going to be on some hot little 10's HOT sexy FEMALE body! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

As for the brew selection, we have Widmer Hefewiesen, Widmer Dopple Bock, Pyramid Snow Cap, Red Hook, and i am taking requests for members favorites.

Sorry people, no Crudweiser, Miller, Coors, Olympia, Milwalkees Worst, Brew 102, Colt 45, or anything like them. I just can't be part of helping anyone ruin their taste buds, not to mention their health!

Oh, and since our scheduled speaker isn't happ'n'n, yours truly will speak on the subject of "The Speier Mobius Pretzel & Quantum Relativity Twisted into Tread". This will take place on Feb 29th at so that we all have a chance to get over it before we break into those kegs.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
01-27-2001, 17:06
Philosophical issue: If Tazz speaks in a lecture hall and there is no one there to hear him, will he be saying anything?

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

[This message has not been edited by samurairabbi (10/01/80)]

Tazz10m
01-27-2001, 20:26
If Feb 29th and 30th are possible, then anything is possible. Be nice or i'll make them both dissappear!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

glocktoys
01-27-2001, 21:37
there is no spoon...there is only the GLOCK

G33
01-28-2001, 04:30
I pulled a muscle in my brain...
I am all better now!

Glockeneger
01-28-2001, 07:05
The riddle of 10mm

Nothing is sweeter then a 10mm

Tamara
01-28-2001, 08:25
Originally posted by Glockeneger:
Hey what is that written on the wall?

You have entered the lair of the AAAAAaaaaaa!!!!!!! What is it? No no you must be reading it wrong. YOu have entered the lair of the Arrrrrrggggaaaaa!!

Monty python.

No, no, it's more of an "aahhggggggghhhhhg", in the back of the throat.


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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Glockeneger
01-28-2001, 17:57
That has to be one of the best Monty pythons I have ever seen. Remember the rabbit?

"Oh it is only but a rabbit"!!

ExBoss
01-29-2001, 04:51
I'm gonna have to sell my 27 and buy a 29 just so I can hang out here more.

It's like going to a party at somebody's house and finding the back bedroom where all the fun people are hanging out. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

Tamara
01-29-2001, 11:05
Today's Answers:

1. Agrip.

2. Dick Van Dyke and the Fibonacci Sequence.

3. Des Moines, Iowa.

4. Silvertips, of course.

5. Either Pythagorus or Clarabelle the Clown.

Thank you for all your submissions.

samurairabbi
01-29-2001, 13:42
Tamara,
-- Your answers, while splendidly incoherent, are nevertheless preferable to a mental image of Tazz in a two-piece. This lowly dungeon denizen salutes your exalted moderator effort to keep this ghastly Tazz image out of our collective memory.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Glockeneger
01-29-2001, 20:54
Holy ffffff!!!! Remember how I was making fun of the Big Foot dude? Well some logger told us a story about how this Hunter saw a Rock come flying out of the woods and hit a deer in the head. The Creature then rushed out and packed the deer on its back and took off in the woods. I had to laugh. So if you see any sub sonic rocks flying out of the bush, Run! Hey I made light of this topic but some folks really take it serious. I wonder if prefers a type and weight of rock.

CORBON
02-06-2001, 10:24
Someone just told me about this post and I had to see it for myself.

samurairabbi
02-06-2001, 16:16
Corbon,
-- Now you have seen this thread. What do you think of it? Since your post has resurrected this thread, YOU are now responsible for it! YES, YOU! You have prevented the thread from achieving a graceful demise! You are a troublemaker! You INSURRECTIONIST! You inconsiderate sleazeball! You wretched son of a motherless goat! YOU ... ... ... ... (Damn! Thorazine time for the rabbi ... Get the IV drip going ... Okay, it's in.) ... ... ... Corbon, I apologize for my unseemly remarks; the recent high prices for '61 Lafitte Rothschild have clearly depressed my morale.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

[This message has not been edited by samurairabbi (10/01/80)]

TOM─H─WK
02-06-2001, 18:19
24 beers in a case; 24 hours in a day, coincidence?

Glockeneger
02-06-2001, 19:25
Ah yes beer! Ok what is the best beer out here??? Name the beer out here. Vote on the best beer. Remember Beer

CORBON
02-06-2001, 21:32
OK Samuraiabbi,you can lay it all on my shoulders if you'd like but this post seem to have quite a life of it's own way before I got here.
I was on the phone with a great guy from brook's tactical ordering an A-grip for my G-26 when we started talking about my next Glock purchase which is going to be a 29,so he said "Go the 10 ring and check out this post that is only identified by the time of day".So here I am,caught up in this soap opera up guys and gals turned me on to.
Hope my A-grip gets here before Saturday.

ExBoss
02-10-2001, 18:53
[This message has been edited by a member of the samurairabbi fan club (edited 02-11-2001).]

Tamara
02-10-2001, 21:51
Send lawyers, guns and money!

Q-Ball
02-11-2001, 09:33
Announcement!!!
If there are no objections from the seated standing 10 ring board of directors, or the dungeon staff I would like to have 15 minutes prior to the start of festivities at the Intergalactic Kegger on the 30th.

I am going to introduce my revolutionary new glock accessory!

Ta Da!!! The Virtual Plug!!

What is the Virtual Plug or VP you ask,, wait and see...

Also please note there will be an optional presentation on advanced pluggian theory as it relates to the price of tea in China in the beer garden directly following the product roll out.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Q-Ball
02-11-2001, 09:34
Announcement!!!
If there are no objections from the seated standing 10 ring board of directors, or the dungeon staff I would like to have 15 minutes prior to the start of festivities at the Intergalactic Kegger on the 30th.

I am going to introduce my revolutionary new glock accessory!

Ta Da!!! The Virtual Plug!!

What is the Virtual Plug or VP you ask,, wait and see...

Also please note there will be an optional presentation on advanced pluggian theory as it relates to the price of tea in China in the beer garden directly following the product roll out.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

samurairabbi
02-12-2001, 14:23
Permit me the temerity to restate my belief: interflowal loop analysis must inevitably be inaccurate if the adiabatic lapse rate effect continues to be neglected. Da' Rabbi has spoken!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Q-Ball
02-12-2001, 16:48
Ok A little Virtual Plug (hereafter refered to as VP) sneak peak.
Virtual: Being such in force or effect, though not actually or expressly such.
Plug: A small acessory for glock pistols which fits into the backstrap cavity.

The VP is a revolutionary device which replaces three prime components in the Glock series of pistols. The VP replaces a standard plug, the kneuter valve assembly and the little known and obscure frabnasticator (short for frabnasitcon intermodulator). The VP is a micromanufactured diode laser array with multiple polymorphous beam splitters. By replacing the standard parts with the VP you obtain precise control of all aspects of the flowal interloop including the virtual flowal interloop sequences. This is accomplished by splitting and fanning the laser beams into the kneuter valve replacement prisim, basically allowing light pressure to act in lieu of the clumsy mechanical kneuter valve. Using this technology it is possible to control and influence all aspects of the firing cycle down to the picosecond level, allowing much finer tuning of the firing sequence. By replacing the frabnasticator with a similar but smaller prisim precise control of interdimensional frabnasitcon tunneling is possible, with the secondary benefit allowing on the fly modification of both the adiabatic pulse and lapse rates. Also with a little tweaking of the frabniaticon vector chaneling function you can completly eliminate that annoying "low and left" phenomenon so common with Glock pistols.

Modifications to VP settings can be made on the fly with a Palm Pilot, or Windows CE handheld running our proprietary software, and using the built in IR port in the lower surface of the VP casing. The VP also features hard wired inhibitions, to prevent the user from either accidentally or intentionally enableing VP profles which could result in many of the plug/kneuter valve mishaps we have read about so frequently on this board, such as local spact/time warps, transdimensional crossrips, temporal distortions, lost threads and the like, a Smart Plug if you will.

The VP will be available in two formats.
Custom Carry which is made from a nylon based polymer identical to Glock frame material, wich gives you a selection of 250 preset VP profiles
And:
Full Race which is milled from solid billet unobtanium, obtained from Tamara. Which gives you instant and complete control of all 3728 pluggian variables.
Both are available in the color of your preference, as long as you prefer black.

The dedicated researchers at Q Systems have labored for years,, or at least a couple days, imbibed vast, and I do mean VAST quantites of alcohol and in a couple of instances some fairly potent animal tranquilizers to bring you this amazing new advance in pluggian technology.

Be the first on your block to have the new VP.


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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

[This message has been edited by Q-Ball (edited 02-12-2001).]

Q-Ball
02-12-2001, 18:09
Sorry about the double tap, it just goes with the nature of this thread. It was looking like it might fall off the bottom so I figured now was a good time to bring the Plug into it.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Tamara
02-12-2001, 18:49
Does a virtual plug only affect the backpressure of the virtual flowal interloop?

TKM
02-13-2001, 11:46
Q-Ball, this new science of yours fascinates me. Now tell me again how earthquakes can be avoided through the use of a sheeps bladder. Rule 6. There is no..... Rule 6.

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gunz
02-13-2001, 13:15
cooooool post http://209.25.243.140/glocktalk/docs/gtubb/wink.gif

Q-Ball
02-13-2001, 13:24
TKM:
I am not too clear on that whole sheep entrails thing my self. That is purely the baliwick of Samurairabbi and the Dungeon Staff. Your going to have to ask him about it.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

ExBoss
02-13-2001, 14:40
Does Samurairabbi know you're talking about his baliwick and his staff?

samurairabbi
02-13-2001, 15:27
Samurairabbi KNOWS you are talking about his bailiwick and staff; Samurairabbi simply does not care!
-- The earthquake avoidance system depends on a sheep's STOMACH, not bladder; clearly there are few haggis-eating Scots on this forum. This anatomical detail is understandably overlooked by most 10-Ringers who are in training for the upcoming Feb. 30 blowout.
-- Q-Ball's magnificient technical presentation is superbly comprehensive, even though I am unsure of the validity of his picosecond precision claim. (I believe that, at best, .01 nanosecond discrimination is all that can legitimately be claimed.) This presentation will, of course, occupy the 10-Ring's (admittedly limited) span of attention so completely that we in the basement suites ... whoops! DUNGEONS! ... will have no trouble boosting the funding embezzlement rate back to 39% after the self-imposed 30% limit expires on Feb. 30 upon completion of the intergalactic kegger.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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samurairabbi
02-14-2001, 14:36
MMA10,
-- Your primitive posturing "...nnneeeee ..." threats can have no effect against the juggernaut that is the ... ... Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is FEAR ... and SURPRISE ... ... ... Our TWO chief weapons are FEAR and SUPRISE ... and a RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY ... ... ... Our THREE chief weapons are ... Oh, bollocks, I'll come in again! ... ...

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Q-Ball
02-15-2001, 12:52
The picosecond resolution is dependent upon certian reletivistic side effects of flowal interloop tuning. Its very technical and I would probably have to have 8 or 10 stiff drinks and a fairly sharp blow to the head before I could explain it in a satisfactory manner.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

FiringPin
02-15-2001, 13:51
I stink therefore I am.

Glockeneger
02-15-2001, 16:20
Ok Troops listen up!! This is the situation with this vortex Professor Skevlar created. While experimenting with Third Energy. The timing of the experiement was off by 000.0006 nanoseconds. Thus creating this Time Vortex. This Post which in fact stands in a diffrent time. Is in a loop cycle. The only way to stop the cycle is to Overload the Third Energy Source. Remember that third Energy is a new experimental source of clean energy that is created by controling the flow of Ions by Ioniizing the constitution of the air. Then you can Resulant electron movement as energy. But by being out those Nanoseconds The stabilizer and initalizer in security level A room have created the Vortex. So now we have pocket in time where Creatures from the past can move freely into our time. So in fact we are occuping time. I have the access code to the main frame computer and found out why this happened in the 10 Ring. Our group of scientist are just to damn smart for the rest of the pact. So fellow 10 Ringers prepare yourself for this loop will continue. we have to be careful for at any time the Vortex can shoot a xenomorph into our time. Thus you better load the 10mm to full power. I have the Draft plans for the initalizer and stabilizer. Once I figure out the design access code I will try to over load the third energy source and put this to an end. Remember this was all caused by a breach in security. This is a level 10 breach. Set a firewalls up. Prepare for the unexpected.

End of Transmission........

Glockeneger
02-15-2001, 16:39
Ok Troops listen up!! This is the situation with this vortex Professor Skevlar created. While experimenting with Third Energy. The timing of the experiment was off by 000.0006 nanoseconds. Thus creating this Time Vortex. This Post which in fact stands in a diffrent time. Is in a loop cycle. The only way to stop the cycle is to Overload the Third Energy Source. Remember that third Energy is a new experimental source of clean energy that is created by controling the flow of Ions by Ioniizing the constitution of the air. Then you can Resulant Electron movement as energy. But by being out those Nanoseconds The stabilizer and initalizer in security level A room have created the Vortex. So now we have pocket in time where Creatures from the past can move freely into our time. So in fact we are occuping time. I have the access code to the main frame computer and found out why this happened in the 10 Ring. Our group of scientist are just to damn smart for the rest of the pact. So fellow 10 Ringers prepare yourself for this loop will continue. we have to be careful for at any time the Vortex can shoot a Xenomorph into our time. Thus you better load the 10mm to full power. I have the Draft plans for the initalizer and stabilizer. Once I figure out the design access code I will try to over load the third energy source and put this to an end. Remember this was all caused by a breech in security. This is a level 10 breech. Set all firewalls up. Prepare for the unexpected.

End of Transmission........

Nanuck
02-15-2001, 18:43
Got my 10 today, Oh boy. A crowd of people stood and stared. So now can I play in the 10 ring! Please. Pretty Please!

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GOT YOUR SIX,Join the NRA
NRA LIFER, Ret.USAF

Tamara
02-15-2001, 21:45
.by stand Please .Vortex Chrono the with problems stabilization some having be to appear We

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samurairabbi
02-16-2001, 09:06
" ... What's a xenomorph? ... ... ... (It's a bug hunt.) ... "

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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CastleBravo
02-16-2001, 11:15
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.



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CastleBravo
10 Ring # 5150
"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken

Tamara
02-16-2001, 15:13
CastleBravo;

You do know that the fabled "Kill-O-Zap" was a 10mm, don't you?

I mean, you've always struck me as a pretty hoopy frood who knows where his towel's at. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/cool.gif

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10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Q-Ball
02-16-2001, 15:40
Has anyone calculated the improbability ratio of this thread? It may well approach infinity.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

ExBoss
02-16-2001, 16:11
-- To Do: Insert comparison between us and an infinite number of monkeys --

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Shoot Glocks blah blah.
Wheelhouse #127

Glockeneger
02-16-2001, 17:53
Originally posted by MakeMineA10mm:
You'll shoot your eye out.................

That reminds me. About ten years ago one of my buddies had a pistol grip shotgun. He loaded a 3 inch mag slug and aimed it up in a tree trying to knock this branch down. So he pulled the trigger and wham ate the grip.
Well we spent the next few hours looking for teeth. And it was one month from Grad.
Too funny!! ummm well not really.
no no it was funny! yes haha laughter. We think back and even he laughs with his fake teeth.

CastleBravo
02-17-2001, 03:25
ARTHUR It probably seems a terrible thing to say, but you know what I sometimes think would be useful in these situations?
LINT. What?
ARTHUR A gun of some sort.
LINT.2 Will this help?
ARTHUR What is it?
LINT.2 A gun of some sort.
ARTHUR Oh, that'll help. Can you make it fire?
LINT. Er...
F/X DEAFENING ROAR
LINT. Yes.

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10 Ring # 5150
"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."


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samurairabbi
02-17-2001, 18:54
-- Statisticians and logicians tell us: Put enough monkeys on enough keyboards, and you can eventually get all of Shakespeare.
-- This thread has proven them WRONG!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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ExBoss
02-17-2001, 19:59
Fie.

Today's paradox: If someone sees it, it's not really a concealed handgun, is it?


Save the whales. Feed the hungry. Free the mallocs.

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Shoot Glocks blah blah.
Wheelhouse #127

Tazz10m
02-18-2001, 08:40
Put enough statisticians and logicians on keyboards and eventually they will all be trying to convince us that Shakespare was a monkeys uncle and threads like this one can't possibly exsist because computers NEVER make mistakes.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
02-18-2001, 19:06
-- I propose we invite the monkeys AND their uncles to the Feb. 30 intergalactic kegger; this strikes me as the gracious thing to do, now that we have sucked them into the void that is this thread.
-- The "Try this with a 45" thread on the 10-Ring forum may be drawing on my time. I am clearly required by the caliber repartee rules of engagement to reply to the incipient challenge implied in that thread. At least it will help pass the time.


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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Glockeneger
02-18-2001, 19:32
Hey remember the vortex? don't drag the apes into this Remember the Planet of the Apes? Bad enough we have Gigantopithacus running around in the North West. Why didnt the humans poison the banana supply room. That would have finished the first movie and we would not have had to endure the sequals.

samurairabbi
02-22-2001, 11:47
Nyaa! Nyaa! I made you check this thread again! Da' Rabbi rules!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Tamara
02-22-2001, 13:32
Is it just me, or is the gravitational mass of this thread di
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the fabric of space-time?

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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Grog
02-26-2001, 16:16
Grog just want to say Hi.

Grog
02-26-2001, 16:16
Grog just want to say Hi.

Jimbob
02-26-2001, 18:18
Looks like a ND to me.

lendringser
02-27-2001, 04:51
"From my cold,dead hands! Damn apes...!"

ExBoss
02-27-2001, 05:51
All your base are belong to us !!
http://www.gamerspress.com/betweenbits/bbits022601.shtml


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Lucky the Parakeet Memorial Fund Donor

Bigwood28
02-27-2001, 08:40
Is it really necessary to keep this thread alive. Please people.

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Tamara
02-27-2001, 08:52
ExBoss,

How on Earth did you stumble across that? I laughed until it hurt...

"All your base are belong to us", indeed... http://209.25.243.161/glocktalk/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

Alphamale
02-27-2001, 10:34
There's a pimple on my butt, his name is Elvis. He talks to me sometimes.

ExBoss
02-27-2001, 10:51
Courtesy of a geek-oriented weblog and a really boring job, Tamara. Somebody set up us the bomb!!

It's based on the game Zero Wing. Here's some background:
http://www.toaplan.com/zerowing/zerowing_story.html

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Wheelhouse #127
Lucky the Parakeet Memorial Fund Donor

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Tamara
02-27-2001, 12:17
Then move ZIG!!
For Great Justice!!

samurairabbi
02-27-2001, 17:24
Actually, I did something TOTALLY UNEXPECTED with the drinks served in the 10-Ring Bar: I used quality, undiluted ingredients! This clearly was too much of a shock to the primitive 10-Ring psyche (pardon my redundancy)! I will attempt to figure a solution to this problem. I cannot simply switch to inferior liquor; the resultant increase in my embezzlement receipts from such an action would place me at a disadvantage in my tax shelter writeoffs. Please, do NOT think that running the 10-Ring facility is easy!

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Q-Ball
03-02-2001, 03:30
All your base are belong to us:
That reads suspiciously like the instruction manual for my wifes new stepper I just put together. It has "Built in towel racker". Evidently the instructions were translated from korean to english by someone who speaks only japaneese.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

ExBoss
03-02-2001, 04:52
3. OPERATION OF THE DEVICE WARNING WE MANUFACTURE ONLY THE ATTRACTIVE DESIGNER CASE.THE ACTUAL WORKING CENTRAL PARTS OF THE DEVICE ARE MANUFACTURED IN JAPAN. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE TRANSLATED BY MRS. SHIRLEY PELTWATER OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE, WHO HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TO JAPAN BUT DOES HAVE MOST OF"SHOGUN" ON TAPE. INSTRUCTIONS For results that can be the finest, it is our advising that NEVER to hold these buttons two times!! Except the battery. Next taking the(something) earth section may cause a large occurrence! However. If this is not a trouble, such rotation is a very maintenance action, as a kindly (something) wirepoint from Drawing B.

--Dave Barry

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Wheelhouse #127
Lucky the Parakeet Memorial Fund Donor
"Thanks for posting your message, ExBoss! We are now sending you back automatically to this topic."

Tazz10m
03-02-2001, 07:04
E=01/02/28 18:54:33 UTC 47.15N 122.72W D52.4km 6.8M WA


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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Q-Ball
03-24-2001, 03:13
It's BACK....

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Bigwood28
03-24-2001, 09:16
You had to do it didn't you Q-ball.

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"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve nither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin,

Glock 29 10 Ring #28
Glock 19 Niner #1928

G33
03-24-2001, 09:26
Ah! That is better, yes?

G29
03-24-2001, 10:22
Whaaaaaasszzuuuuuuup?

samurairabbi
03-24-2001, 19:04
-- Q-Ball, you shall pay for this crime! Disturbing the serene repose of the dead is a felony in 32 states!
-- Tamara, please help me out here. My position as Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident places the responsibility of determining Q-Ball's punishment on MY shoulders. This has perturbed my ethereal essence of perfection of inertia, which has taken months to perfect. Even Mongo has passed on this one!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Tazz10m
03-24-2001, 19:06
We're not alone.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Bigwood28
03-24-2001, 21:51
Hey G29,
What are you doooiiinnngggg?

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"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve nither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin,

Glock 29 10 Ring #28
Glock 19 Niner #1928

Q-Ball
03-25-2001, 05:12
This thread was not dead, there was still a very faint pulse, I just revived it. Hung lactated ringers, little atropine, little epinepherine,,, it's all better now. Just like Johnny Gage and Roy DeSoto.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

G29
03-25-2001, 07:17
Just sitting here...having a Bud...
What's yu doing Bigwd?
True..true..

Bigwood28
03-25-2001, 20:48
G29, I'm just sittin' here drinkin' an import.

GlockLobster
03-27-2001, 00:52
Originally posted by Tamara:

3. Des Moines, Iowa.


Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around des moines. You can't build on it. Can't grow anything in it. The govm't says it's due to poor farming, but I know whats really going on here....

TKM
03-27-2001, 09:26
There's someone in my thread, but it's not me.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

Tazz10m
03-28-2001, 19:27
Topic? We don't need no stinking topic.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

DeadMansLife
03-29-2001, 12:46
Like I said Tazz, strange place you have here!

I'm savin' for a deposit on a G20, although my shrink advised me against buying it. She said it will counter-act with my other meds. I tried to tell her that everyone at the 10 Ring is OK. She told me she is working up a profile on the 10 Ring, she believes she will recieve a Pulitzer Prize. At any rate, I don't think a G20 will have any advers affects with my meds, but still, I not a psychiatrist. It doesn't matter what the voices tell me.

Anyway I loved the iai longslide 10mm I used to have, especially those handloads I crammed full of Blue Dot. No wimpy FBI load here! Damn, I miss that gun! Oh well, live and learn, if your lucky.

So, do you have a number for a less than stable 10 Ringer wanna-be? Or do I have to wait for the gun?

Tazz10m
03-30-2001, 05:17
The reason your shrink doesn't want you to get a 10 is because she knows that it will get you off, get her off you, and, get you off the meds! SHE'S LIE'N TO YOU MAN!!!

Tell her to read "The Deep Self" and call me in the morning.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

DeadMansLife
03-30-2001, 11:07
Footnote: 9 of 10 APA members prefer the upright model.

Is that 'upright' or was it to be 'UPTIGHT'?

G33
03-30-2001, 18:12
That's IT... X-frame for the shrink!

Footnote: 9 of 10 APA members prefer the upright model.

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Glockeneger
03-31-2001, 16:07
Waiting for this real hot girl to call me. Man I don't think she is going to call. I am still waiting. What should i do call her? Man I'd like to but I don't want to her to think I'm well you know. this is crap!! I stress time for some cava cava

Glockeneger
03-31-2001, 18:50
Ok Ok I caved in I called it's all good.

I think..... must take it slow.. I am bord

Anyone out there?? hello?

Bigwood28
03-31-2001, 21:04
Are you sure this girl exists?

G33
04-01-2001, 00:06
And how does this look on the X-frame?

Q-Ball
04-01-2001, 13:17
Bout time for an Old #6
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Bigwood28
04-02-2001, 17:17
Just in case you were wondering MMA10MM, There are 163 posts on this thread including this one. 37 more posts and it will be ready for page five.

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"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve nither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin,

Glock 29 10 Ring #28
Glock 19 Niner #1928

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samurairabbi
04-03-2001, 11:18
... Now it's only 36 more to go! Mongo, have the special menu ready at the restaurant to commemorate so noble an achievement as the one we are approaching!

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Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Glockeneger
04-03-2001, 18:03
Maybe we should send this post to China They might think it's some secert message post and "skevlar" is some sort of new proto type weapon.

G33
04-03-2001, 18:36
I have started a list of suspects, who may have disturbed the time-line of psycho-history that induced this thread, and they are:

Asimov
Rabbi
Mongo
Dr. Who
The Master
Harry Potter
He Who Must Not Be Named
Frodo
Bilbo
Roland the Gunslinger
The Crow
Ford Prefect
Deep Thought

your assistance and input is welcome...

G33
04-03-2001, 18:37
As I attempted to enter this post my sat-uplink was hit by a phased power surge; ergo, I know we are getting close to the answer...

A time paradox was created and a double post was emitted.

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Glockeneger
04-03-2001, 19:13
Fuzzy logic! This post was sent to us by Aliens who want to see what we talk about. Very bad decision. Well heres a message for you Grey men out in space. You think it's cool to abduct people and probe them?? Well it's very uncool. Infact maybe one of you will try it with the wrong person. And this person will blow your grey head clean off. Yeh thats right!! You think I'm afraid of some skinny freak that can travel millions of miles in space?? No way You want some come get some!! You have got to be the dumbest looking critter out there!! no wonder you hide!! So why dont you space monkeys take a hike!! And remember one day we will figure out space travel and thats good for us but bad for you. Because by then we will have a post just for hunting down E.T. So be afraid very afraid.. Picture this a 10mm particle projection Cannon. Just for you. Id like to grab your skinny frame and hit it against a tree. There after that you can pull the twigs out of your *****. So probe This!!

Tazz10m
04-04-2001, 13:52
ok... Glockeneger, breathe... ya got ta breeeaaaatheeeee.... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

Anybody here ever hear of "solid state life forms"?

How about "coincidence control"?



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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger
04-04-2001, 16:37
I wish I could breath Between my cold and sitting at home for the last two days makes me kinda think to much.

Ever wonder why when you go to MacDonalds
and order a quarter pounder you end up gaining a pound????????

G33
04-04-2001, 19:10
McBugers are made from decayed black hole matter.

Q-Ball
04-06-2001, 13:25
More suspects:
Hari Seldon
Lagrange Calvert (with that whole naked singularity thing)
Dirk Gently
Mustrum Ridcully
There could ell bo seme puuggiwn sapcet lsao,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ddd
>>>Reset<<<

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Q-Ball
04-06-2001, 16:14
Don't forget Slim Pickins


Thats where we ride into town, whumpin and a thumpin every livin thing that moves to within an inch of it's life,,,,
I think this could be kind of a Strangelovian kinda thread laso tub I me nut usre ubt,,,, isht tis appheinng gaian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>>RESET<<<

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

trigger45
04-06-2001, 20:18
This post is still going?

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NINER#15
Glock 19
Glock 26
WHEELHOUSE #622
Ruger Super Single Six .22
"Something wicked cool this way comes" quote William Shakespeare

Rusty Phillips
04-07-2001, 07:54
Originally posted by Bigwood28:
Just in case you were wondering MMA10MM, There are 163 posts on this thread including this one. 37 more posts and it will be ready for page five.




I cant believe that you actually took the time to count them

and I also cannot believe that this thing is still kicking. why doesnt somebody shoot it?

PS - Tazz - hows that .223 XR going?

DeadMansLife
04-07-2001, 14:09
Shoot it???

With all those liberials running loose, you want to shoot this thread?

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CastleBravo
04-07-2001, 18:28
Could someone reset the improbability drive so my Delta Elite gets back from the gunsmith early? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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10 Ring # 5150
"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken

thisaway
04-08-2001, 11:55
I just realized I had not yet posted a reply to this...ummm..."thread"?...

When it reaches Chandrasekhar's Limit, will it stop collapsing or keep going and suck the whole world in behind it, like a giant Hoover?

And why do we drink milk? I can't imagine why we drink a beverage printed with the date you might expire! HARRUMPH!

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10 Ring #5744,.40S&W #111,Wheelhouse #452,.357 Sig...RKBA!

There is one inalienable rule in a gunfight: YOU MUST HAVE A GUN. If you do not have a gun, you should not participate in a gunfight.

Fortyfied
04-08-2001, 12:18
Glockeneger:
...for hunting down E.T... Picture this a 10mm particle projection Cannon.

Tazz10m:
Anybody here ever hear of "solid state life forms"?

Is "solid state life form" what you get after probing E.T. with a projection cannon?



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Big Dawg 870
The 10 Ring 870

Tazz10m
04-08-2001, 15:48
Solid state life forms are what humans are just now begining to make and test... instead of a flesh and blood brain they have a circuit board computer chip type brain like that in the computers we are working with.

We humans are also in the process of creating "nanobots" that are so small they can "assemble" themselves WITHIN a human cell.................

Nanobiotechnologists at Cornell University have built and "pilot-tested" the first "biomolecular" motors with tiny metal propellers. These little robots, yes, robots, are designed to move through the body to specific locations and dispense "appropriate" doses of drugs. These little babies use adenosine triphosphate for fuel to drive little nickel propellers at 480 rpm. The size of the propellers are only 150 nm (nanometers) in diameter. A nanometer is 1 BILLIONTH of a meter. A millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter... soooooo... as you can imagine, a billionth of a meter is pretttttty small...

Of course we have nothing to worry about because no one will EVER use these little things for evil purposes... we humans have already proven we are above that...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
04-09-2001, 14:10
Thanks, Tazz! That's all I need: a poker game in my pancreas! Now I will need all night to get that image out of my demented dungeon-degraded psyche.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Tazz10m
04-09-2001, 18:38
Dawgs playing poker in yer pancreas... what a comforting thought...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
04-10-2001, 11:31
... Ahhh! ... Thanks, Tazz. YOU FELL FOR IT! Now I am FREE of that image! YOU are stuck with it in YOUR psyche until you can find some subsequent sucker to pass it off to! Da' Rabbi rules!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Q-Ball
04-11-2001, 14:02
Nano Technology:
Aint it amazing how yesterday's science fiction becomes todays experimental subject and tomorrows fact. I remember the first reference to nano I cam across was in a book called the Changeling sun, or Star or somthing about 10 years ago. The concept took off with sci-fi Writers and alla the sudden guys at Cornell and many other places are trying to build it. Interesting times we live in.

Man, my pancreas hurts.........
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Tazz10m
04-11-2001, 19:05
Anybody remember "Dick Tracy"? Well, the watch he had is here. Also, many of the other cool little toys are here too. The writer of that comic was WAY ahead of his time.

Mark my words, we WILL have "flying saucers" and the ability to travel between the stars before long... well, unless God comes and slams us all down for being so irresponsible and STUPID. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger
04-12-2001, 22:06
There is a new weapon out in the field. It is a non lethal weapon that uses ultraviolet laser beams to harmlessly immobalize people and animals at a distance. The phaser like device uses two beams of UV radiation to ionize paths in the air along which electrical current is conducted to and from the target. In effect, the beams create wires through the atmosphere wherever they are pointed.

The current within these beams is close replication of the neuro_electric impulses that control skeletal muscles. It is imperceptible to the target person because it differs from his own neural impulses only in that its repetition rate is sufficiently rapid to tetanize muscle tissue.
For those who are not familiar. (Tetanization) is the stimulation of muscle fibers at a frequency which merges their individual contractions into a single sustained contraction.

No retinal damage can occur because the cornea absorbs all ultraviolet radiation at the wavelengths used. Moreover the beams are too weak to produce corneal inflammation or Photkeratitis, unless they are directed at the eyes for several minutes. In addition, the current they transmit is insufficient to affect the muscle of the heart and diaphram. This will be the future just point and zap.

Blev
04-13-2001, 07:03
Hokey religeons and ancient weapons are no match for a good Glock by your side, kid.

I think we have finally gone over the edge. My fortune cookie from lunch had an advertisement for $5 off at half.com on the back. There is just something wrong about that.

Besides, I just had to get in on this thread. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/checksm.gif

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Blev
Glock 19
Glock 21, Big Dawg #197
Glock 31

Things are seldom as bad as we think they are. Often, they are much worse.

Glockeneger
04-13-2001, 08:11
Yeh but think of it this way you might have a glock on your side but these new weapons can knock a person or persons out in a wide band. Nothing like filling your pants in a gun fight. Better pack toilet paper or wear depends. It might get messy. :o

DeadMansLife
04-16-2001, 11:12
I gotta get me one a dem phasers!

G33
04-17-2001, 00:14
6 to go! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

samurairabbi
04-17-2001, 16:07
4 to go! ... (but who's counting)

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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DeadMansLife
04-17-2001, 18:09
FIVE...5

Tazz10m
04-18-2001, 04:17
Potentiometer? No.

3

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

TKM
04-18-2001, 17:12
I take great pleasure in knowing that I was not responsible for the dreaded fifth page of nonsense.
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Happiness is a warm 10.

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Glockeneger
04-18-2001, 18:12
one , une , eins , uno , wootang 1 1 !!!! Drive for five

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Next stop level FIVE

G33
04-18-2001, 20:09
And the sun came up on page 5.
(Space 2001 music in background.)

Tazz10m
04-19-2001, 05:12
+1

http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

thisaway
04-19-2001, 10:25
The voices are speaking to me again...

...follow the comet Hale-Bopp, follow the comet Hale-Bopp...

+2

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10 Ring #5744,.40S&W #111,Wheelhouse #452,.357 Sig...RKBA!

There is one inalienable rule in a gunfight: YOU MUST HAVE A GUN. If you do not have a gun, you should not participate in a gunfight.

Weiser 878
04-19-2001, 11:16
I can't remember if I posted in this thread or not, so I'll do it now http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

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Yeah, sometimes upholding the law is messy...But you get by...One day at a time
--Eric Cartman, LEO
http://www.floridashootersnetwork.com

TKM
04-19-2001, 17:10
We could have solved the riddle of cold fusion with all of the effort expended on this. Oh well, it could have been worse. It's not like we're trying to determine the airspeed of an unladen African Swallow or anything important. Damn good thing this internet doohicky wasn't around to mess with Einsteins melon.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi
04-19-2001, 18:49
- IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCEMENT:
- Now that the 5-page-nonsense barrier has been achieved, it can now be revealed that the 10-Ring facility was appropriately protected against space/time continuum rupture or civil insurrection which was possible at that transition.
- Your alert 10-Ring Dungeon staff had prepared for the possible upheaval. We had contracted out the perimeter defense services to a very capable organization: the Crack Suicide Squad of the Judean Peoples' Front. Please be advised that this is a top-drawer outfit; we would not sully the noble cause of the 10mm cartridge by signing up with the People's Front of Judea, the Committee for a Free Galilee, or any of the other substandard crews that clutter up the armed insurrection arena.
- I am proud to report that there will be no pricing increases in the 10-Ring facility price structure to pay for this service. The dungeon staff had decided to lower our embezzlement rate from 39% to 37.4% until the 2001 Indy 500 is completed; this will finance the operation. We thank you for your cooperation.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Tazz10m
04-20-2001, 08:25
Don't try to change the subject!

Side note: (Boy, the NSA is going to have a field day with this thread.)


I WANT MY HOSSENFEFFER!!!

I also want... oh, never mind... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
04-20-2001, 09:19
Actually, Tazz, the subject needed changing!
- More tripwords for the benefit of the NSA search algorithm: Insurrection, Israeli Mossad, missing plutonium, assault rifle smuggling, Chobham armor modifications, nuclear warhead secrets, budget reductions (That'll get their attention!), post-94 hicap mag production, counterfeit parts on the B-2 bombers.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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TKM
04-20-2001, 15:58
Could I get an order of wolfs nipple chips to go with that hossenfeffer?

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Happiness is a warm 10.

Q-Ball
04-20-2001, 16:47
Jam Echelon!!!
WHOOO HAWWWW
Terrorisim, anarchy, time bomb, bomb time, tool time, nuclear device construction, nerve gas, rectal gas, alien abduction,
Hardy har har
I was never here.
Q

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DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

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samurairabbi
04-20-2001, 17:56
Actually, Q-Ball, you are not all there! :-)

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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G33
04-20-2001, 20:08
Long live Deep Thought...


... and I see we are "Go" for page 6.

NSA could not spell NASA! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif

D.S.Brown
04-20-2001, 22:53
Two observations:

1.) I've gotta buy a G20

2.) "We have SURPASSED ludicrous speed"

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STAY SAFE! SHOOT GLOCKS! HAVE FUN!


"Even if a man has no natural ability he can be a warrior by sticking assiduously to...the Way"

Miyamoto Musashi

DeadMansLife
04-23-2001, 07:40
So much for all the new server space Eric just added!

samurairabbi
04-23-2001, 14:38
Don't you just HATE people that post to a thread just to get it back to the top of the forum!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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Q-Ball
04-24-2001, 14:22
Yeah Sammi, that really bugs the hell out of me...

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

DeadMansLife
04-24-2001, 15:29
Samurai Rabbi,

Don't be sad, many people do it.

Tazz10m
04-24-2001, 19:43
Birds do it
Bees do it
Even Tazz10m's do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in... *click*

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

G33
04-24-2001, 19:49
Buffering...

please wait,

Buffering...

please wait,

overflow error...

samurairabbi
04-25-2001, 14:29
... Yahhh, and I REALLY hate it when somebody adds a post just to complain about something!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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turbonatr
04-25-2001, 14:32
Dooby dooby doo...

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Glock/Mossberg/AR-15 The Combat Team
G21/G30 Most versatile Glocks Gaston offers
7mm Ultra Mag, Reach out and touch someone
Big Dawg #16-40auto #23-Niners #1919-357Sig

FORTY
04-25-2001, 19:31
I've never posted in the 10-Ring before, but I lurk here because of the concise, strictly business, way that 10-Ringers cut through the nonsense and get right to the crux of the matter at hand. I think that this particular thread, however, is like the Quatrains of Nostradamus. Centuries from now, civilizations yet to be born will have vast resources dedicated to gleaning the eternal wisdom concealed within. I am humbled and honored to have the name "FORTY" appear within the "10-Ring Dead Sea Scrolls". I shall now slink back to a world where .40 caliber bullets travel in a more leisurely fashion.

G33
04-25-2001, 20:06
So let it be said...
So let it be written.

DeadMansLife
04-26-2001, 17:51
1...

2...

3...

4...

?...

thisaway
04-27-2001, 15:18
He who fights monsters should see to it that in the process, he does not himself become a monster...




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10 Ring #5744,.40S&W #111,Wheelhouse #452,.357 Sig...RKBA!

There is one inalienable rule in a gunfight: YOU MUST HAVE A GUN. If you do not have a gun, you should not participate in a gunfight.

CastleBravo
04-27-2001, 18:39
Nee-Chay said that back in the day. What a sourpuss. If you look long into the abyss, bring a M3 tac light and some spare batteries.

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CastleBravo
10 Ring # 5150
"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken
The Pit: http://www.geocities.com/mr_motorhead/index.html

SuperRedGlockA1A
04-28-2001, 10:03
..........How about them Yankees??????

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Thats All I Want..La Vie Dansante..- Jimmy Buffet
9ner # 690 & Big Dawg 811
I am a Sniper...If you run you die tired..!

Q-Ball
04-29-2001, 03:46
I am in the process of chiseling the text of this post into some large flat rocks in the back yard. One day in the far future archeologists will unearth these rocks and read in awe of the lost sciences of space-time warp manipulation, advanced pluggian throry, adiabatic pulse rates, and some guy named Tazz in a bikini...

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

VN350X10
04-29-2001, 18:51
I see said the blind man to the deaf mute as the dog with no legs ran away and shot the elephant in the ass with a cue* ball.


*10mm cue ball (ouch, this is gonna leave a mark)
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NRA Endowment Member, 4 years on Friends of NRA County Commitee, Illinois State Rifle Assn. - Life Member, GSSF Life Member
G: 19,20,21,22,23,27,29,34 & 36 (still counting)
USPSA, IDPA, Former IHMSA Member, Reloader since 1974, American Gunsmithing Assoc. Member

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Grog
04-29-2001, 19:39
Hot Dog

Get your Hot Dogs here!!!!!!

Grog
04-29-2001, 19:39
Hot Dog

Get your Hot Dogs here!!!!!!

thisaway
04-30-2001, 11:40
SamuraiRabbi,
I still haven't gotten my MMNS Wall-Climbing Boots w/Velcro Ballistic Nylon Side Attachements plus [Nike Ajax SAM] logo. Please contact PRIMSUBCON and request an update on delivery.

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10 Ring #5744,.40S&W #111,Wheelhouse #452,.357 Sig...RKBA!

There is one inalienable rule in a gunfight: YOU MUST HAVE A GUN. If you do not have a gun, you should not participate in a gunfight.

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samurairabbi
04-30-2001, 18:19
MMA10,
-- Permit this lowly unworthy non-10-owning despicable mutant dungeon staffer to reply to your inquiry. I realize this is actually Tazz's prerogative, but I fear leaving it to him would mean an insufferable delay in responding to you; you know how Tazz is on administrative detail (... sigh ...).
-- The Mutant Mall Ninja Security Team IS IN FACT the PRIME subcontractor (hereinafter referred to as the PRIMSUBCON) for the 10-Ring Facility defense capability. The special circumstances of the 5-page-nonsense barrier breach created a condition wherein the PRIMSUBCON (by its own admission) might might be unable to increase its staffing adequately to safeguard the facility against possible damage. At the suggestion of the PRIMSUBCON, the Crack Suicide Squad of the Judean People's Front was brought in as a Subsidiary Subcontractor (hereinafter referred to at SUBSUBCON) with the purpose of increasing PERIMETER defense capability; I believe you probably missed the word "perimeter" in your (possibly too hasty) perusal of the order of business presented in the New Business section of the board meeting agenda. Please do not be ashamed of your missing this detail; experience has demonstrated that the rugged individualist 10mm mentality is vulnerable to such happenings.
-- SUBSUBCON has impressive credentials for the perimeter securing job. They have consistently achieve an "Excellent" rating on the Milspec Contractor Achievement Evalation, which enables them to use the title EX-CON on their business cards. Their authorship of the Contractor Manual for Security Applications (hereinafter referred to as CON-MAN) is the definitive guide to the subject. Their victory in the 2000 Security Contractor Competition enables them to carry the title CONVICT in their representation to possible clients. The 10-Ring was indeed fortunate to gain their services in this crisis.
-- I hope this reply fully covers the subject of your inquiry.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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DeadMansLife
05-02-2001, 05:32
Oops!

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samurairabbi
05-02-2001, 08:54
DeadMansLife,
-- Thank you for your inquiry concerning the current status of the 10-Ring Facility account structure. We appreciate your interest in the financial health of our organization.
-- The Dungeon financial staff has researched the subject of your inquiry. We believe we have the answer to the condition presented therein.
-- The current embezzlement rate IS IN FACT 37.6% of the total 10-Ring Facility receipts until the completion of the 2001 Indy 500. We believe your stated figure results from a different accounting basis for revenue allocation computation. At the 37.6% figure, the 10-Ring receives $624 of every $1000 of gross revenue; the Dungeon staff gets to keep $376 per $1000. If one computes a ratio OF THE TWO SPLITS, then the Dungeon crowd is scamming an amount equal to 60.25% of the amount GOING TO THE 10-RING, even though we are actually ripping off only 37.6% of the TOTAL TAKE! We believe this is the cause of the high embezzlement rate that seems to have disturbed you.
-- As for the difference between the our 60.25% figure and the 58.625% figure you have presented, we believe that your computations have been contaminated by the frustration with the difficulty in finding factory-produced full-power 10mm ammunition that, unfortunately, seems inherent to the 10-Ring existence. We of the Dungeon staff sympathize with your problems, and will continue our efforts to alleviate this continuing aggravation while we sit here locked in the dungeon savouring Mongo's 3-Star cuisine while allowing Tazz to continue believing we are trying to figure a way to get out while we fight the rats for our food.

I am, Sir, very respectfully,

Your Obedient Servant,

Samurai Rabbi

Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident Toilet Brush Maintenance Engineer Wannabe and Hall Monitor, not to mention his defacto positions as 10-Ring Facility CFO, CEO, COO, CIO, and Guy Who Gets Things Accomplished

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TKM
05-03-2001, 16:27
I get nervous when Sammy edits his posts.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

Tazz10m
05-03-2001, 19:56
Well, at least he knows his place in life...

I just keep wondering when he is going to finally break down and sell his bubblegum cards and cough up the money for a real gun... a 10mm. It's ok... we have time...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
05-04-2001, 03:57
-- There are certain bubblegum cards that you 10-Ringers would sell YOUR 10s to own!
-- Tazz, I felt it necessary to correct certain of your "corrections" to my accounting post. Your marginally adequate efforts to engage in caliber repartee in that post are appreciated by the Dungeon crew, but you created an almost certain source of confusion within the 10-Ring by changing the financial totals and percentage figures. The rugged individualistic 10mm shooter tends to have trouble with esoteric concepts such as "decimal places" and "percentage computation". I have therefore changed the figures back to the original entries in order to avoid instilling confusion in the primitive 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) mentality.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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DeadMansLife
05-04-2001, 05:07
Oops!

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DeadMansLife
05-04-2001, 05:26
samurairabbi,

Thank you for your through explaination of the 10-Ring fund embezzlement rate.

After further investagation, I found my error. I have determined the figure of 58.625% to be your personal embezzlement rate. It seem to be shuffled from the funds embezzled from the 10-Ring to an off-shore account which I assume is to be used to purchase your own 10mm pistol. From what I can find, you have $3.27 in the off-shore account and will need another 6 years, 5 months, 18 days, 2 hours, 4 minutes and 51 seconds(+/- 3%) to achieve your goal.
You may want to raise your embezzlement rate by 2% and lower the 10-Ring fund embezzlement rate by .7%. This should speed up you efforts and give the 10-Ringers the impression you are cutting them a break.

Good luck with your endevour.

Tazz10m
05-04-2001, 07:46
The really funny thing is that The 10 Ring OWNS that off shore bank!

Embezzel away baby! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

(Btw, side note: The results are in for the ADDsUP experiment (Attention to Dollar Details Under Psychotropics). The results are positive for attention to dollar details, but also show a tendency for the subject to experience a false sense of grandure and positions of leadership and self importance coinciding with a false sense of security in connection with carrying inferior calibers.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

thisaway
05-04-2001, 08:22
SamuraiRabbi,
Thank you for your explanation. I am no longer confused. Am I? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/embarass.gif

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10 Ring #5744,.40S&W #111,Wheelhouse #452,.357 Sig...RKBA!

There is one inalienable rule in a gunfight: YOU MUST HAVE A GUN. If you do not have a gun, you should not participate in a gunfight.

samurairabbi
05-04-2001, 15:04
-- DML, allow me to correct your analysis. That account you have uncovered is actually the Jolt Cola ("All the sugar, and twice the caffeine!") Acquisition Reimbursement Account. It is drawn down so low due to the heavy draw by the Dungeon staff during the 6-Day Thousand Meter Benchrest Match which concluded last week; believe me, we were working our tails off around the clock! My obtaining a 10mm handgun using embezzled 10-Ring funds to do so would be boorish in the extreme! Permit me to offer an alternate suggestion to the 10-Ring: think of the blow you could inflict on the morale of the Big-Dawg Club if the 10-Ring were to give the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident his own 10mm firearm (preferably a Glock 20, with an extra 6" barrel for target and/or wilderness use.) A tremendous opportunity to advance the 10mm cause, don't you think?
-- ( ... sigh ... ) Tazz, let me try again on the bank ownership subject. Next time you ride the elevator to your penthouse, check the certificate tucked BEHIND the Elevator Inspection Certificate. You will see that the off-shore bank is actually controlled by The Society For Philosophical Dissertations On The Subtle Nuances Of Reality, a holding company based in the Caymans. Take a guess on what individual is the majority holder of that outfit!
-- P.S. I am going to edit this post, just to make people nervous.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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DeadMansLife
05-04-2001, 16:55
samurairabbi,

Ah yes, I do see at the bottom of one of the documents "Jolt Cola Acquisition Reimbursement." My apologies sir, it seems my eyes wouldn't focus on the fine print. I needed a 12x magnifing lens to read it.

It would seem that The Society For Philosophical Dissertations On The Subtle Nuances Of Reality is a rather large holdings company by the looks of several of these documents.

It suprises me that with you being the CEO of a holdings company which ownes NORMA, there is no full power ammo being produced.

Here is something else, A-Grip! You OWN A-Grip???...Ah the plot thickens...

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Tazz10m
05-04-2001, 17:30
Don't tell da Rabboy dat DML... I wanted his door getting kicked in by the ATF, FBI, and IRS ninja warriors to be a little surprise! Awwww... now ya went and spoiled everything!

Sammi, nice strategy on trying to snagg a 10... nice try too... i was going to buy you one but i figured you've embezzeled enough to pay for it with 10 Ring money already. Plus i figured it would be a harder blow to the Fat Dawgy Woggies if you made the effort to buy it yourself, even you do pay for it with obsconded 10 Ring money. BTW, thanks for doing all that dirty money laundering for us. http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
05-05-2001, 02:24
would someone please email me when this thing reaches nine pages so I can be the first one to post on the TENth page?

I cannot keep up with the copious quantities of circuitous consciousness.

of course I cannot spell either - but that has never stopped me

Tazz10m
05-05-2001, 03:07
Rusty, try meditating. A little meditation goes a long way.

Now, where did Yoda waddle off too this time? YODA... got another one for you!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Rusty Phillips
05-07-2001, 13:31
how many posts are there before the next page starts?

Tazz10m
05-08-2001, 03:26
Ask a silly question! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

G33
05-08-2001, 05:19
I just want to take this moment to thank everyone who has helped this thread to make page six...

Rusty Phillips
05-08-2001, 09:22
your welcome

TKM
05-08-2001, 14:39
Whats the over/under on ten pages? August, Halloween, Christmas??????? In the finest tradition of the 10 Ring allow me to put in a prediction of 10/10/01.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

Tazz10m
05-08-2001, 16:54
What's wrong with the usual sodden drunkenness of a 10-Ring Life Member?

Add the 10 Ring Tropics Girls and the massages they are so famous for, a Mongo Meal and a nice Bubbl'n Smoothie, and ya pretty much got heaven.

BTW, we "members" don't have to take our massages down in the dungeon... but, if ya like it in the dungeon, cool... whatever turns you on!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

G33
05-08-2001, 17:24
Yes, the X-frame is in the...
Nevermind...

DeadMansLife
05-09-2001, 18:45
And yet another page of nothing. Ya know, Eric is gonna shut this place down for wasting all this server space.

Tazz10m
05-10-2001, 12:37
Get a life dude! This is the golden thread that holds the fabric of life itself together! Even Eric knows that! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

VN350X10
05-10-2001, 16:56
Tazz, since i'm a relativly new member, just WHERE do I go to apply for my cut of the mis-appropiated/embezelled funds? I need to load ammo for this years matches, & my ammo budget is really depleted at this time. Component supplies are at an all time low,and my match entries are at an all time high HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tamara
05-10-2001, 17:40
Two words: "Redhook I.P.A."

Okay, one word and three letters...

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Come say "Hi!" at my neighborhood gun shop (http://www.beigerocket.com/montague.htm)!
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Tamara
05-10-2001, 17:46
Originally posted by samurairabbi:
- IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCEMENT:
...we would not sully the noble cause of the 10mm cartridge by signing up with the People's Front of Judea,...

"Splitters!!!" http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif


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Come say "Hi!" at my neighborhood gun shop (http://www.beigerocket.com/montague.htm)!
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Jimbob
05-10-2001, 19:05
WOOOW!
I knew it was a really hectic day in the dispatch office, but this is weiirrrdddd.601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...............HiOOOOSSILLLLVEERRRRRRRR.............601 601 601 601 601 601 601
Live long and prosper--Loosst innn Spaaacceee. WARNING! WARNING! Run Will Robinson, Run.
Captain! Captain! The plasma injector is plugged with berrylium flux, and the nebulizer is about to implode. It's Howdy Doody Time with Buffalo Bob and Clarabell---601 601 601 Where have all the flowers gone? He may ride forever neath the streets of Boston. He's the man who never returned.

[This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-11-2001).]

Rusty Phillips
05-10-2001, 23:26
please excuse me for a topic shift -

but Tamara - I was wondering - now that you have relocated to Knoxville - have you seen Tina from Survivor anywhere around town?

if you do - could you please get her autograph for me???

TIA

Tazz10m
05-11-2001, 02:56
Tamara's back!!! YAY!!! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

'bout time! Where ya been hide'n? You haven't been playing with the Vortextual Shift Moderator Module again, have you?

Good to see you Tam!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Mushinto
05-13-2001, 04:32
wabash
Member posted 01-10-2001 23:28
?


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Fredalso
Member posted 01-11-2001 10:56
Well, that's interesting.
Wonder what happens if I post a reply....
Well, the number of replies didn't change.

[This message has been edited by Fredalso (edited 01-11-2001).]

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Tazz10m
Moderator posted 01-11-2001 11:38
oooooooooook...
so like maybe we are in some sort of time/space/data reality warp or something...

Skevlar... have you been playing with the WarpMaster again??? I told you that thing is dangerous... didnt i tell you to not point that thing at anything you don't want to destroy?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

IP: Logged

I've got it !!
This thread is posted on a Mobius strip.
It will go on forever.
ML

samurairabbi
05-13-2001, 15:08
Welcome back, Tam; now we can unite against the common enemy! ;-)
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IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:
-- The April 31st Intergalactic Kegger was enjoyed by those attending, but some mention must be made of the no less than 87 specific acts of debauchery so profound that decorum prohibits their being specified in this proceeding. Let's try to keep a lid on it next time; 'nuff said.

Respectfully submtted,


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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Tazz10m
05-13-2001, 16:59
Other species will do what other species will do... it's a mobius trip! http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/supergrin.gif

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger
05-13-2001, 18:52
Ok I am in a bar. its about closing time. people are clearing out. I decided to stay behind. I sat in this leather chair and looked at the giant tv screen which was playing a B movie. the owner of th bar came to me and explianed how he felt his life was in danger. He asked if I would stick around until he cashes out and locks the safe. I noticed one of the girls was heading up these stairs to a private suit. I decided in the best intrest I should follow her. As I walked up the stairs I noticed a room with a nice hot tub. who ever did the marble tiles knew his stuff. But i was quickly destracted by a hot blond steping into the water sporting nothing but a small towel only to be removed and showing a set of 38s that you knew were store bought. I tried not to stare but how can one not!!
I stood in the corner trying to pay attention to the task at hand which was watching out for the owner and the blond. I peaked around the corner one more time and noticed her relaxing in the tub enjoying the bubbles exposing only well you know!!
But I felt like I was not the only one enjoying the view. But there was no one to be seen!! I decided to focus on the vault in the other room As I turned around i heard a faint scream. I turned around only to see the blond strugging in the tub. There was something holdng her down under the water but I could not see anyone!
I turned into the room only to be struck by something. As I fell to the floor I quicky picked myself up to face the attacker. I looked up and saw nothing! The blond was not doing to well so i took the chance and pulled her out of the water. At this point my Glock came out! What ever did this to her is salad!! I scanned the room to see nothing What ever was in this bar was not to bee seen by the naked eye. I attached my infra red light on the rail of the Glock. As I walked down the stairs i felt a sharp pain on my shoulder only to see a slash mark. What ever this thing was It was playing a game with me. The owner of the bar locked himself in his office, I remember hearing the door slam and lock. I made it to the bottom of the stairs. I started to scan the room for the intruder The infra red picked him up in the corner of the dance floor The red beam painted his body. I took the shot!! The 10 roared double taps of extreme velocity loads. He rocked
and flew back hitting the floor hard. Only to expose a man wearing some kind of suit that distored his body bouncing light. making him invisable!! I walked over to his body Ready to plug him one more time. He was not moving good sign.
Suddenly the back door rushes open to expose this ugly beast that looked part gator part grizzly!! FFFFF!!!! I unloaded a whole clip into this beast with no effect!! I ran up the stairs knowing this thing was not far behind!! The managars office opened and I ran in. The door was heavly reinforced so i shut it quickly looking at the owners face seeing it was white as a ghost!! The creature was trying to get in. i had no idea how long it would hold up!! I sat back and waited for the door to give in since there was no way out. Iloaded the 10mm and swapped the barrel of the six inch hoping it may make the diffrence. i had ten depleated urainium rounds. I looked at the time. It was 8:40pm Suddenly the door caved in The creature went for the owner. The crys of pain shatterd the room as this monster made a meal out of him. Fudge that not with me here!! I fired the Glock the beast turned around and faced me. God It smelled bad!! I shot again and again!!! This time i scored it right between the eyes!! Man his melon blew right open!! I kept locked on!! Round number five six seven all in the
head of this dimentional nightmare!! The creature fell dead!! maybe two feet from me You could see the 10 rounds glowing in the skull!! The owner was alive but hurt bad
I called for rescue and waited shaking wondering what eles is waiting in the 8:40 dimention!!

Tazz10m
05-14-2001, 03:01
Another great argument for hi-cap mags!

What happened to the chick? What happened to the chick???

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger
05-14-2001, 11:41
The chick she was ok. She was thankful that her life was saved and we became good friends. She had another cute friend and they liked to do everything together. hehehehehehe............

Glockeneger
05-14-2001, 16:22
In the Realm of the 8:40. it is clear enough that Samurairabbi Should lead the The clan of the 10 ringers to freedom of this forgotten land of cyber distortion time warp mishap. It will be him the one to figure out why we are here. As of his last post?? Sorry man I missed that one.
I'll go stand in the corner for a while.

Tazz10m
05-14-2001, 17:25
That's it, know moore for yew Glockeneger, i'm cutt'n u oph... now you just sit there in the corner where it's safe for a while...


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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi
05-14-2001, 17:33
Actually, Glockeneger, that corner you are currently occupying is a favored hangout of the Tahitian Lagoon Sweeties! You may not ever want to leave it! We'll keep a light on for you. (Of course, you may prefer us to conserve power instead.)
-- Your experience is intriguing, in a psychotic pharmacologically demented sort of way. Kind of like CASABLANCA meets PREDATOR meets FORBIDDEN PLANET. Could make a solid miniseries.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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VN350X10
05-14-2001, 18:51
Tamara, you said see you at your local gunshop-you show me yours-I'll show you mine! If you have a range, I'll swap you range passes
Since I do the maint. & repair, I & my guests can shoot anything I feel like repairing after!!!!