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08-12-2004, 01:33
John went to specialist after specialist in search of
a diagnosis, and it finally emerged that he was
suffering from a rare enzymatic disorder, the only
treatment for which was fresh breast milk. So he
advertised in the want ads for a wet nurse, and was
delighted when a woman promptly responded. Explaining
the situation over the phone, he negotiated a fee and
made an appointment for the next day.

It so happened that John had always been a boob man and
had an exceptionally skilled set of lips and tongue,
and that after a few minutes the woman found herself
extremely aroused. Squirming, and breathing heavily,
she managed to gasp, "Uhhhh...is there anything else I
could offer you?"

"Mmmmmm," murmured Mark, looking up and wiping his
chin. "You don't happen to have any Oreos, do you?"