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08-14-2004, 16:03
Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside
Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a
visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of
bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion
and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000
if during your sermon you'd say "John Kerry is a saint."
The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his
homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit.
He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a
Catholic I've ever personally known.
But compared to Ted Kennedy, "John Kerry is a saint."