Woman

[Bill Powell]

-----------WOMAN-------------

The female of the species,

-----Came upon the scene quite late;

When Adam or his maker,

-----failed to lock the garden gate.


While she wandered thru' the garden,

-----To find a place to light;

Satan offered her an apple,

-----And she took a little bite.


When she happened upon Adam,

-----And woke him form his snooze;

While he finished up her apple,

-----She told him all the news.


And they began to notice things,

------After what they did----

They were nekkid as two jaybirds,

-----So they ran away and hid.


They began to blame each other;

------Neither made much sense-

Now opinion was at issue,

-----and confusion was immense.


AND SO---------------


God went into the garden=

----Said, "What's this all about?"

Then he read them both some laws-

-----And then he kicked them out......jack

[hillkillr]

Very good comedic retlling of an old story. ;]

[BLAZE]

:) very nice Bill :)

[Bill Powell]

I just noticed you changed your little picture thingie. When did you do that?

[BLAZE]

:)

[Bill Powell]

Well, the new guy is all right. Does seem to have a bit of an attitude. Looks like my grandaughter about five minutes after you wake her in the morning.