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okie
08-15-2004, 01:13
I am a crack dealer in Columbia, South Carolina who has recently been

diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.



My parents live in Winnsboro SC and one of my sisters, who lives in Rock

Hill, SC is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently

been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially

dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Myrtle Beach.



I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence

at Huntsville, Al for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other

brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with

his three step daughters.



I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives

in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".



All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancÚ' and look

forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally

open and honest with her.



Should I tell her about my cousin, John Kerry who is running for President?



Signed,



Worried About My Reputation



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Dear Worried About My Reputation



NO! Keep silent about your cousin.



Your immediate family is not usual in today’s times and I am sure your

fiancÚ' will overlook their circumstances but to let her know you are

related to John Kerry would be the final straw that will break her.



As a part time working girl she is accustomed to having to deal with the

seamier side of the world but even prostitutes have limits and no self-

respecting prostitute would willingly be associated with outright sleaze.



Abby

VANMAN
08-15-2004, 17:31
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