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08-23-2004, 01:31
A man in Israel lost a valuable dog. He advertised in a
small local newspaper; offering a very generous $5000
reward for it, but got no replies.

He stopped by the newspaper office to check on results
of his ad. "I'd like to see Shapiro the advertising
manager." he said.

"He's out," said Moishe, the office boy.

"Well, how about his assistant?"

"He's out too, sir."

"Goodness! Is everybody out - where are they?"

"They're all searching for your dog!"