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okie
08-23-2004, 01:46
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
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>George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
>wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
>could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
>turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
>things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and
>he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
>should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
>available.
>
>George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
>again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
>people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause
>I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
>
>Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
>ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police
>caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I
>thought you said that you'd shot them!"
>
>George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

jemontgomery
08-23-2004, 02:51
funny, but oh! so true.

a loose dog attacked my son years ago and was chasing other kids and adults in the neighborhood. i call for police assistance and was told an officer was not available. i replied "ok, i'll take care of it." dispatcher asked me " how?" i replied "i'm going to get my gun and shoot the son of a b**ch". next thing i heard was a large sized V-8 winding-up a few blocks away. next thing you know, the doggy was "arrested" in his movements and taken off to doggy jail.
cop wanted to know where the gun was. i asked "what gun?"

okie
08-23-2004, 08:54
Originally posted by jemontgomery
funny, but oh! so true.

a loose dog attacked my son years ago and was chasing other kids and adults in the neighborhood. i call for police assistance and was told an officer was not available. i replied "ok, i'll take care of it." dispatcher asked me " how?" i replied "i'm going to get my gun and shoot the son of a b**ch". next thing i heard was a large sized V-8 winding-up a few blocks away. next thing you know, the doggy was "arrested" in his movements and taken off to doggy jail.
cop wanted to know where the gun was. i asked "what gun?"
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