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08-31-2004, 02:59
George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill

with a senior member of Congress when he meets a
little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket
over it.

Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?".

She replies; "New baby kittens" and opens the basket
to show him.
"How nice" said Bush. " What kind are they?".

The little girl says, "Republicans."

Bush smiles and pats the little girl on the head and
they continue on.

About three weeks later, he and another Congressional
colleague are again strolling around Capitol Hill when
he sees the little girl again with the same basket.

Bush says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very
cute" and they approach the little girl.

Bush asks the girl how the kittens are and she says

He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she

Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said
they were Republicans!"

"I know," she says." But now their eyes are open."

08-31-2004, 09:12
Every 4 years this joke gets recycled... used to be a klinton joke... than a gore joke... even seen the dean/kerry version... now this clever twist!

08-31-2004, 09:26
Nice try.... you got beat by a day....

Kerry and the Kittens (

... and, "Thanks for playing!"