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Big Sexy Glock
09-03-2004, 11:34
Nudist Colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,
"Did you call for me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she
leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,
eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man
lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says
the hairy man"

No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,
it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him
around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted
the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an
once a month. I fart 15 times a day.

;z ;z

09-06-2004, 10:14
Nudist colony #2

Who's the most popular man at a nudist colony?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and six donuts.
Who's the most popular woman?
The one who can eat the last donut.

09-06-2004, 11:05
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09-06-2004, 15:21
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

c'mon, it ain't hard...

Big Sexy Glock
09-06-2004, 18:20
Originally posted by gizmo
c'mon, it ain't hard


I'm getting dim , it took me a second to get that one . . . .

Good one , though !!