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I'm pretty sure that this was written by one of my troops. Or his clone.
I served with a couple of Skippys in my time. ;f
Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations.
"See the earth below
Soon to make a crater
Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker"
Wish I knew that one back when I was jumping. As for the rest of this junk, this guy is crazy, even if only half of it is true.
THAT is why being the 1SG was one of the most interesting jobs on earth!
Although this soldier was clearly bored, I imagine no one else in his unit was. Terrified, maybe, bored....no...;P ;f ;i ^b ^b ~1
" Not allowed to give tattoos."
Guilty... I got busted for giving tattoos while stationed in Germant in 97'.
Had an observer / a-gunner that must have been this SPC's older brother, uncle....
Guy was a frickin' riot and one of the best dismounted scouts I have ever seen.
But a ROYAL pain in the butt in garrison.
I saw this many moons ago, but with a different content!
It may be based on a Robin Cronower type character portrayed by Robin Williams.
What a hoot! I can only envy Skippy as my talent for this craziness is by far way below thier's, His/Her's! ;z
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