213 Things that Skippy can no longer do

[Sam Spade]

http://www.badgersden.com/MaysFamily/Skippy.htm

I'm pretty sure that this was written by one of my troops. Or his clone.

[CarlosDJackal]

I served with a couple of Skippys in my time. ;f

[hillkillr]

Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations.

"See the earth below

Soon to make a crater

Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker"

Wish I knew that one back when I was jumping. As for the rest of this junk, this guy is crazy, even if only half of it is true.

[bdqadvisor]

THAT is why being the 1SG was one of the most interesting jobs on earth!

[Mnukedude]

Although this soldier was clearly bored, I imagine no one else in his unit was. Terrified, maybe, bored....no...;P ;f ;i ^b ^b ~1

[cajunboy2k]

" Not allowed to give tattoos."

Guilty... I got busted for giving tattoos while stationed in Germant in 97'.

[Cavtrooper]

~1
Had an observer / a-gunner that must have been this SPC's older brother, uncle....
Guy was a frickin' riot and one of the best dismounted scouts I have ever seen.
But a ROYAL pain in the butt in garrison.

[Blitzer]

I saw this many moons ago, but with a different content!

It may be based on a Robin Cronower type character portrayed by Robin Williams.

What a hoot! I can only envy Skippy as my talent for this craziness is by far way below thier's, His/Her's! ;z