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Sam Spade
09-06-2004, 15:14

I'm pretty sure that this was written by one of my troops. Or his clone.

09-06-2004, 19:54
I served with a couple of Skippys in my time. ;f

09-13-2004, 03:36
Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations.

"See the earth below

Soon to make a crater

Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker"

Wish I knew that one back when I was jumping. As for the rest of this junk, this guy is crazy, even if only half of it is true.

09-23-2004, 08:56
THAT is why being the 1SG was one of the most interesting jobs on earth!

09-24-2004, 05:47
Although this soldier was clearly bored, I imagine no one else in his unit was. Terrified, maybe, bored....no...;P ;f ;i ^b ^b ~1

09-28-2004, 13:22
" Not allowed to give tattoos."

Guilty... I got busted for giving tattoos while stationed in Germant in 97'.

10-02-2004, 18:11
Had an observer / a-gunner that must have been this SPC's older brother, uncle....
Guy was a frickin' riot and one of the best dismounted scouts I have ever seen.
But a ROYAL pain in the butt in garrison.

10-17-2004, 15:50
I saw this many moons ago, but with a different content!

It may be based on a Robin Cronower type character portrayed by Robin Williams.

What a hoot! I can only envy Skippy as my talent for this craziness is by far way below thier's, His/Her's! ;z