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okie
09-07-2004, 01:16
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each
had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the
game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball
and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first
touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang from the
bleachers, shouting in her broken Italian accent, "Datsa my boy! I
raised him onna da Pet milk. Ain't he-a Peach?"

Soon, the second boy received the ball and in a spectacular
run down the field, made another goal for the team. Not
wanting to be outdone by the first boy's mother, the second boy's mother
jumped from her seat, exclaiming, "Datsa my boy! I raised him onna da
breast milk. Ain't he-a wonderful?"

The third boy hadn't done so well, but finally someone threw him the
ball. He fumbled it, then recovered, running in the wrong direction,
fell with the ball, ran some more, stumbled again, dropped it once more,
recovered it and finally crossed the goal line on the wrong end of the
field. The third Italian mother couldn't stand it any longer. Rising
from her place in the stands, she shouted, "Datsa my boy! I raised him
onna Milk of Magnesia. Ain't he-a the craps?"