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09-07-2004, 01:22
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had
been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the
compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking
for the first time in his life.

"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a
hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of
other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just
escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried. The
lab rabbit hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted
so good.

"What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots
growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and
he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were
wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them
as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a a while
later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked.

One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.

"There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he
said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag
them. Go and try it."

Well, the lab rabbit spent the rest of the morning shagging his little
heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the

"That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us
then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.

"Why? We thought you liked it here." "I do," our friend replied.

"But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."