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okie
09-09-2004, 01:34
While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry's possibility of being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry's one of them 'post turtles'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down 'afore he hurts hisself."

Nuff said...........

TheDVDMan
09-11-2004, 15:21
Originally posted by okie
... 'afore he hurts hisself."

Speak for yourself :(

9jeeps
09-11-2004, 16:12
I see by your post and sig you are and evil and sad person. And your worst enemy is you. Sorry, for your discomfort.

9jeeps
09-11-2004, 16:15
I see by your post and sig you are an evil and sad person. And your worst enemy is you. Sorry for your discomfort.