nipperwolf
09-09-2004, 15:46
>>"Hello, is this the FBI?"
>>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
>>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
>>He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
>>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
>>They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>>Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
>>but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>>The phone rings at Virgil's house.
>>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
>>"Yeah!"
>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
>>"Yep."
>>"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!
>>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
>>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
>>He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
>>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
>>They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>>Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
>>but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>>The phone rings at Virgil's house.
>>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
>>"Yeah!"
>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
>>"Yep."
>>"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!