Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright? [Archive] - Glock Talk


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09-09-2004, 15:46
>>"Hello, is this the FBI?"

>>"Yes. What can I do for you?"

>>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
>>He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

>>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

>>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
>>They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

>>Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
>>but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>>The phone rings at Virgil's house.

>>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
>>"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!

09-09-2004, 15:47

09-09-2004, 21:31
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