Today John Kerry and John Edwards were passing through Ohio on a campaign swing, so they decided to stop at McDonalds for a photo-op. By accident, the excited young lady behind the counter spilled hot coffee on John Kerry's hand. In less than ten minutes Edwards had the lawsuit against McDonalds written and filed. Meanwhile, John Kerry put himself in for another purple heart. What it must be like to live a day in the life of these two jack-a**es.