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younggenious
09-09-2004, 19:20
This came as an email that was being pass around.



How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will

probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to

stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the

required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is

yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was

Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex

drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the

street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they

are sexy.