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09-12-2004, 07:40
Mercedes Forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic Forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo Forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug Forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini Forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata Forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe Forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero Forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series Forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac Forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean Forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord Forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari Forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche Forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn Forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar Forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini Forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan Forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX Forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy Pickup Forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty ?"

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full. stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 Forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

09-12-2004, 09:58
Those are some funny sons of guns;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z

09-12-2004, 19:34
Whew, we Focus owners squeaked by.

Funny stuff.

09-12-2004, 23:31
I knew I was the only dink in that Fiat forum. Reminding me of the solitude is not helping.

Roger C
09-13-2004, 14:06
Originally posted by SIGSAREBETTER
Whew, we Focus owners squeaked by.

Nobody to quote, all the posters are anonymous.

09-13-2004, 19:13
Originally posted by Roger C
Nobody to quote, all the posters are anonymous.

Haha nicely played. Mine would be "This car must have been built by Timex....132,000+ miles w/o a hitch and runnin' strong"

Ain't bad for a 2000MY car. ;)