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09-14-2004, 01:48
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the

coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall

on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic

commotion just off shore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws

of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two

men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a

harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled

the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using

baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into

the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I

give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard

that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John

Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and

has all of God's wisdom."

"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom,

but he doesn't know squat about shark's the bait

holding up?

09-14-2004, 05:03
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