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09-18-2004, 14:36
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a
cork in his ass.

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over
a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban
came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um
you one wish."

And I said, "No crap."