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09-19-2004, 01:42
How to start your day with a positive attitude:
>1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
>2. Name it "John Kerry."
>3. Send it to the trash can.
>4. Empty the trash.
>5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "John
>6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
>He throws away someone else's medals.
>He drives someone else's SUV.
>He marries someone else's wife
>and He inherits someone else's money.
>Maybe someday he'll be president of someone else's country (perhaps
>beloved France?).