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Nicolai
09-19-2004, 16:45
"Honestly sir, the midget was on fire when I got here."

StoneGiant
09-19-2004, 21:31
"No, the last thing I saw was the monkey trying to cram the cork back up the elephant's ass."

lcarreau
09-19-2004, 21:32
"Honest officer, I was just helping the sheep get over the fence."

-Lonnie

Roddy
09-19-2004, 22:26
"Look, I thought the cop was a prostitute."

(say loudly to end a conversation very quickly)

ChuteTheMall
09-20-2004, 06:31
"Only if you get your thumb caught between the bricks."

Trebuchet
09-20-2004, 06:37
the pygmies are Cunning Runts.

CanadianGlockFan
09-20-2004, 10:42
"You'll go blind if you don't stop that, son."
"Dad, I'm over HERE."

Grog
09-20-2004, 11:12
Rectum, nearly killed him ;f

btoler
09-20-2004, 11:41
And what exactly would you do with a sixfoot a**hole?
I'd put him on the side of the road with a radar gun!

pesticidal
09-20-2004, 12:33
Not me, officer, but them shoo-flys are hard to fool...

Zeker
09-21-2004, 06:21
Okay, I'm going to go over it one more time: This is s**t and this is shinola!

Lunatic Fringe
09-21-2004, 11:43
...No you idiot! I said bring a POSSE!!!!!

mcginnes
09-21-2004, 17:19
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs F@*%ing?"

zaggie
09-21-2004, 17:24
"Know it? I wrote it."

Slinger646
09-21-2004, 22:10
When he goes to take a Pea, We'll kick him in the Ash-Hole.

Slinger646
09-21-2004, 22:10
One is a sick duck, I forgot how the rest of it goes, but your mother is a whore

KA3N
09-22-2004, 15:25
"Five bucks, same as in town!"

Zeker
09-22-2004, 16:55
Suddenly, I remembered I was an old dog and this was a new trick!

ChuteTheMall
09-22-2004, 20:36
I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!

ChuteTheMall
09-22-2004, 20:37
He gave me a 10 inch pianist.

ChuteTheMall
09-22-2004, 20:38
Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger!

ChuteTheMall
09-22-2004, 20:41
ellifino!

StoneGiant
09-22-2004, 20:50
"It was two obese Patty's, special Ross, and Lester Heath picking bunions on a roasted Sesame Street bus."

1865
09-22-2004, 20:54
"Next thing I knew she'd left with my donkey AND my fifty bucks!"

M1KEY
09-22-2004, 21:03
Originally posted by Slinger646
One is a sick duck, I forgot how the rest of it goes, but your mother is a whore

doesnt need the joke!!! OMgoodness i nearly wet myself reading that one LMAO!!!

4TS&W
09-22-2004, 21:12
Oh him? He's the tester for preparations a through g... ;P

srhoades
09-23-2004, 17:14
Only Hugh can prevent florist Friars.

Slinger646
09-23-2004, 19:42
Originally posted by M1KEY
doesnt need the joke!!! OMgoodness i nearly wet myself reading that one LMAO!!!

Gotta love SNL

JohnnyBeGood
09-24-2004, 09:14
No officer,you dont understand. My name is Rapeford P. Jenkins, she calls me Rape for short.

goldflounder
09-24-2004, 16:27
Arrrrrrr mateys, bring me my brown pants.

StoneGiant
09-24-2004, 18:01
"I don't think you understand... it actually reads 'Little League Champs, 1983'."

shu
09-27-2004, 20:33
i thought it was
Grand National Champion, Little Rock, Arkensas, 1982

StoneGiant
09-27-2004, 20:37
Originally posted by shu
i thought it was
Grand National Champion, Little Rock, Arkensas, 1982

You know, I believe you're correct!

But you know, some people just can't tell a joke.

:cool:

Broiler Monster
09-28-2004, 14:24
I don't know, Does the Pope crap in the woods?