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nipperwolf
09-19-2004, 17:55
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
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> > > The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
> > >
> > > A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.
> > >
> > > "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
> > >
The son answered:
> > >
> > > "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
> > > I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
> > > I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
> > > I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
> > > I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
> > > I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching
> > >
> > > But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,
> > > 'Should we eat them here, or take them with us?'

Well, I just panicked!"

KD5MSY
09-19-2004, 18:02
That is the best I have heard in a long time.