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Bannack
09-22-2004, 05:55
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

Then he asks her why she has ! a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
it said..........

(I love this)




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