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Glockrunner
09-24-2004, 08:01
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p*nis off.

Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.

The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the p*nis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It ....it was only a bug, Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said...."Sure had a big p*nis, didn't it?"