Big mistake

[okie]

A woman answers the phone in a busy office, 'Good morning, Cleveland
Parachute Club'.

A startled man on the other end replied, 'Excuse me, but isn't this the
Cleveland Prostitute Club'?

'Oh no sir', came the embarrassed reply, 'this is the Cleveland
Parachute Club'.

'Damn!' said the man. 'I'm afraid I made a big mistake. Last week your
salesman called and signed me up for two jumps a week'

[MikeG23]

Well that would probably be less risky.