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11-29-2004, 14:55
"Apples and Wine"

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that
aren't as good, but easy.......
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who
have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the ***** out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner