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12-02-2004, 20:33
Birds and bees as seen from the Intel

Child: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said -----

You've Got Male!!!