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12-05-2004, 02:45
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks by
and sees the monkey, he's curious as to what the monkey is up to and he
hollers, "Hey, what's you up to?" and the monkey replies, "Just sitting
here on this limb smoking a joint, come on up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and proceeds to smoke a joint along with the
monkey. After a while, the lizard complains that his mouth is dry and
that he is gonna go down to the river and get a drink. So down he goes.
He leans over to sip some water, but being as "stoned" as he is, he
leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile was swimming by
at that time and swims over and helps the lizard to the bank and asks
him, "What's the matter with you," and the lizard says, "I've been
sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey".

The crocodile decides he has got to check this out so he walks into the
jungle and finds the tree with the monkey in it. He hollers up to the
monkey, "Hey, what's cha up to?" and the monkey looks down, and says,
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, how much water did you drink?"